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melonteee · 2 months
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tbh i genuinely dont understand why zoro is as popular as he is. i dont mean this in an 'ugh he sucks!' way but, like, compared to the other strawhats i always feel like he's lacking... something. idk what. he's a good character, but where as i can really get into the others on there own, digging it when they have solo adventures, zoro only really interests me when hes interacting the other strawhats. his solo moments fall flat.
he feels like a character who people like more cuz he gets a lotta cool battle/'bro' moments than anything else.
again, im not hating on zoro, he has a lot of great qualities. if anything im baffled because i cant even exactly pin point what the rest have that he lacks (in my eye)! its just... like robin or frankey or usopp or brooke or, yes, even sanji have this depth that is so much more intereging and enjoyable, i simply cant understand having zoro as a fave with them around. hes just. there.
Zoro is just very cool to a lot of men lol. But outside of that, I totally understand his popularity because he’s a very stable character, he feels like someone you want as a friend because you know he’ll always look out for you. He’s also someone you can desire to be due to his insane strength of will and drive to achieve a near impossible dream.
Zoro’s one of my top favourites as well, but for me it’s because he subverted my expectations! I expected him to be so boring and stoic, instead? He was so funny and goofy, he’s literally a charming idiot. He’s got a scary face and a heart of gold, and the way he clearly WANTS to be cool and WORKS to be cool is just so silly and endearing to me. Because I stand by that Zoro isn’t naturally cool, it’s a conscious effort he makes to be cool, and it makes me wanna pinch his cheeks and say he’s so cute for it lol.
I know a lot of guys don’t see him that way, but with how Zoro honestly gets embarrassed pretty easily, he’s just a cute guy LMAO I find it really hard not to like him and tease him. Tons of people like Zoro simply because he’s got different sides and qualities to him that different people see and latch onto!
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thegoober010 · 1 month
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HELLO! PAW PRINT ANON IS BACK!
I ABSOLUTELY ADORED THE ONESHOT!!! IM GOING INSANE ITS SO GOOD!!!
I have a bit of a different request this time! (It’s not Mettaton, I know, shocking.)
Could you do some Sans x reader headcanons? Preferably hurt/comfort if thats alright :33
IF IM SENDING TOO MANY REQUESTS PLEASEEE DO SAY SO!! I DONT WANNA OVERWORK YOU!!!
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AAAAAA IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT <333!!!
AND ITS TOTALLY FINE PAW PRINT ANON MWEHEHHE DW I LOVE DOING REQUESTS <333!!! AND OMG ITS NOTR METTATON RELATED!!!?!??!? shocking!!! absolutely BAFFLING!!
JKJK LMAO OFC I CAN DO THIS :)!! IT WOULD BE HELPFUL FOR NESXT TIME BTW LIKE WHAT TYPE OF HURT LIKE IF THE READER GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THEM OR MAYBE THEY NEED COMFORT AFTER A BREAKUP OR IF THEY NEED COMFORT AFTER RELAPSING, AN ED, OR SUM THATD BE HELPFUL FOR NEXT TIME BTW <33!! IMA JUST DO IT THAT THEY HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK TODAY THE READER WORKS AT LIKE GRILBYS OR SUM TEEHEE
SANS X READER HERE WE GOOO 🗣🗣🗣
TW/CW -> None really- Just a depressed reader!
word count -> 1k/1164! I didnt write as much on this post sorry!! im pretty tired rn its 1:15 am where im at rn LMAOOO
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"Are you alright?"
Fuck your life, you just came back to the house after a long, grueling, shitty shift. You were so tired you almost collapsed onto the snow before you even made it home. You just wished it was peaceful for once, that you didn't feel burnt out, overwhelmed all the time, you just wanted to sleep and never wake up, maybe then you wouldn't feel so tired. As you opened the door you placed your bag on the couch and made your way to San's room, who was not only your best friend but your boyfriend as well. He always helped you, even though you didn't particularly enjoy talking about your feelings to him especially on nights like this he was always there for you, always making sure you were okay and took care of yourself and had a good rest after these long days. You mumbled to yourself as you opened the door to his room until you realized. "Fuck he's not here." You grumbled. You rubbed your temple as you sat on his bed, you were stressed and you needed him. Why can't he just be there for you? Why does he always have to be off somewhere else and then appear late whenever you need him. It pissed you off even more, you knew you were thinking irrationally, he was always there for you it's only a few times where he can't be and is busy, you were just too stressed to think properly though, too stressed to even think about anything else besides how badly you just need someone to help you out right now. You crawled on top of his bed, covering yourself with the blanket. The shift was honestly terrible, many customers were overly rude at Grilby's today, mostly newcomers, and it was so damn busy you couldn't really do much about those people/monsters, you were so frustrated by all the orders and all the insults thrown your way, in fact you got way less tips than usual which caused you to be even more upset, money wasn't much of a problem but come on! Tears swelled up in your eyes from all the built up frustration from not just this shift, but all the past shifts that were almost the exact same situation, you hated working on those days and how underemployed that place was because you had to work twice as hard due to that as well.
After a good 10 minutes of you laying on the bed, muttering to yourself about all the stuff that happened and about how much you just needed someone for once and crying silently, you heard the door creak open. You wiped away your tears quickly with the blanket, shifting slightly and pretending to fall asleep. You knew it was sans and if he sees you like this he'd ask, and you don't want to bother him with any of your problems. "I know you're not asleep." Sans said walking up to you, he sat on the bed near you. "What happened?" he asked. You let out a sigh as you hugged the blanket tighter. "I don't want to talk about it." You grumbled, your tone annoyed with a hint of sadness. Sans stared at you for a bit before fixing your hair. "Are you sure? I mean you've been coming home more upset than usual, is work alright? Anything happening?" Sans questioned, his tone of voice growing more concerned. You furrowed your brows as you could feel the corners of your eyes sweet up with tears once more. You covered yourself with the blanket, not even daring to look at Sans. "Stop it, just STOP. I told you I'm fine! You don't have to pry into every little detail of my life I just want you here with me I don't want you digging into this I told you I'm fine, I just wanted you here with me, fuck." you yelled at first, calming your voice down as to not wake up Papyrus and to try to calm yourself down. Your voice cracks, you didn't really mean to come off as rude, you're just tired, you don't want him to get worried or to try and fix your problems, you just want him there with you, to give you a hug or just give you comforting words, you don't want him prying too much into this, you don't want him getting worried.
Sans seemed taken aback by your remark. He stayed quiet for a bit before nodding, he understood how you felt. Everyone has different ways they deal with this situation and how they want others to react, some want others to pry into their life and try to help solve their problems, others just want them to be there with them during this but not get too involved in the situation and many other things, everyone reacts differently to this much stress. Of course he was a bit shocked and to be honest a little hurt by your words but he knows you're just stressed and don't mean to be rude. He truly does understand, he knows how you feel, so he will be there for you. "You're obviously not fine, but I understand you don't want me to be involved in the situation, you just want me to be there for you, I understand." Sans replied, he gave you a comforting pat on the shoulder before laying with you on the bed. He let out a long sigh as he crossed his arms behind his head. "Take some deep breathes, that usually helps with stress, and make sure to sleep well." Sans said, you nodded. "Come on, let's take a few deep breathes." Sans said, you rolled your eyes but it does usually help. You did as he said and took a few small and quick deep breathes, trying to make the tension in your body disappear and just try to relax. "Feeling any better?" Sans asked, you shook your head no which caused him to chuckle a bit. "Yeah I kinda thought so. Deep breathes won't immediately make you feel bette but it helps with tension, for now just rest, cry if you want, I'm here for you alright... I won't judge you for being emotional okay. I love you too much for that." Sans said giving a reassuring hand on your shoulder. You nodded, you turned your head to face him and give him a small smile. "I appreciate that.." you muttered, he gives you a quick nod. "No need to do that, just rest, I'm here for you. No matter what happens remember that okay, I'll always be here for you." Sans replied, he wrapped an arms around you, pulling you closer. You let out a soft sigh as you moved closer to him, you closed your tired eyes and felt yourself slowly start to fall asleep in his arms. He kept his arm wrapped around you and watched you slowly fall asleep.
"Sleep well, I'm here, okay."
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seriousbrat · 13 days
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im literally so obsessed with the post saying peter pettigrew would never be a traitor… that’s like basically The first thing we truly discover about him. right there from book three. like that is The Basis of his role in the narrative, that he was the traitor and sirius was not. that he was willing to bow to the winning power rather than risk dying for his friends and values (which is. the one issue the narrative never flinches on. doing the right thing rather than the easy.) like these aren’t real people, they are characters with narrative functions. peter is everything harry doesn’t respect, everything characters like ron and neville defy, when they doubt their places among their friends and still fight for what they believe in, and a foil to snape — snape’s love for lily causes him to make a good choice, peter’s lack of dedication to his friends causes him to make a bad choice. a bad choice that KICKS OFF THE ENTIRE PREMISE. like. yes these are characters and you can choose to play with them like dolls. but hp is a very tight narrative, and it’s silly to claim they are somehow at heart the antithesis of the space they fill.
I know like... if there's ONE detail about him then that's it. It showed up as a recommended post on my dash and I was so baffled for a moment haha. I could understand an attempt to defend his reasoning (I certainly like to understand it) but like... his character is nothing without that moment, it literally defines him as a character, so to say it's bad writing is so silly.
It's like if I made an impassioned post claiming that Voldemort would NEVER kill Lily and James. It moves past headcanon into just... outright denial of the basic facts of the characters and the story. Harry would NEVER have green eyes!!!! Tbh though Peter Defence Movement in general is the last thing I'd have expected a few years ago.
Recently just before I really started getting back into marauders fandom on tumblr, I posted in a discord asking for people's views on Peter, explaining my own interpretation and wanting input. And I was legitimately SO confused when EVERYONE replied in the vein of "hmm well that's not how I see him but ok. he actually was a poor little meow meow who took care of his friends and rubbed their shoulders after a battle, he was a scared little boy and he couldnt help it."
I was VERY taken aback by the complete 180 that peoples views on Peter seemed to have done, since I assumed my portrayal was controversially sympathetic. Fandom used to largely just ignore him, and when he wasn't ignored he was reviled. It once would have been heresy for me to imply Peter had any sympathetic qualities at all lol, whereas here I was pretty solidly shouted down for saying he had the unsavory characteristics we're shown in canon, such as enjoying watching James and Sirius bully others.
It's honestly so fascinating, like when did this happen lmao
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uncaught-coolfish · 6 months
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yknow im kind of considering doing a rewrite of v9. like. obviously nothing on the scale of what I’m doing for black horns white fang but just maybe a what if. with changes like
•no jaune. While I do not hate how his arc was played out in the ever after I do also think that shit was borderlining on being filler. His whole team has pretty much been carrying the spotlight the whole show (don’t @ me) sooooo why not make the volume ABOUT the main girls. about the main girls?
•neo can stay though. BUT her semblance does not evolve because that shits too op for my real liking lmao she’s good as she is
•more wonderland shit!! it annoyed me so much when the world of ever after was all just shoved aside in favor of “le deep in depth and complicated suicide metaphor”. give me more whack ass shit!
•kitty cat and little are staying but otherwise I’d replace any new character with a wonderland allusion to be played by like. idk. fake versions of pre-existing characters. BECAUSE YOU GOT SO FUCKING MANY
•ruby isn’t the only one going through it. Have EVERYBODY go through it this volume. It still baffles me how ruby was like. The only character in this volume who acknowledged something very traumatic that they inadvertently caused actually happened and mildly cared
•bees still kiss but honestly? I’d have that shit happen way earlier. And not put them in fucking yuribait hurricane that forces them to smooch
anyways. if you’ll excuse me I’ll be in Google docs
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sugar-omi · 7 months
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Honestly Cove's response to keep going (in the wedding bonus) gave more of a "oh boy here we go again" with a baffled reaction than actually getting excited. Idk man. It's like we're so horny Cove has to deal with it and keep up lol.
LOL IT KINDA DOES SEEM LIKE THAT DOESNT IT
I wonder if it's actually a "you're gonna milk me dry💀" or "wow you're up for a lotta rounds tonight😳"
I don't think he's that bothered tho, that comment you can make "sometimes I'm surprised by how horny you are" makes me think cove is in the mood pretty often, like maybe more than average?
unless it was meant in a "im surprised by how you express how horny you are" kinda way but that isn't how I interpreted it anyway, jus a thought that came to me rn
OMG WHAT IF YOU DO THAT TO HIM SOMETIMES
like sometimes you go a couple rounds n its... it's still not enough hence the "here we go again" type of reaction LMAO THATS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABT
pls have mercy his dick can only take sm<///3
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glutaminase · 2 months
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thank u for being the one to validate my silent unpopular yj opinions lol. like yes i can sometimes appreciate the whole loner x popular moment lottienat has but.. be so fr theres nothing canon holding them up and thats okay lmao. also yes jeff literally isn't that bad sometimes he's endearing even if he's so stupid. his commitment to shauna is honestly pretty sweet. the man was fully willing to go to jail for her.
its hard being right all the time 😔😔😔 honestly if canon lottienat was half as interesting as the fanart/fics make them seem then i would be on board i don’t actually dislike them or anything i’m just a little baffled by their popularity but im glad people are having fun w it. also i have to admit sometimes when im reading i kind of just self indulgently want someone to be nice to lottie and nat and if that means shoving them together like making two barbies kiss then that is fine by me
HOWEVER the one thing i will stand by is that jeff haters are wrong there is nothing that will make me x out of a fic faster than jeff being turned into a completely out of character villain. Like oh you guys think JEFF is a uniquely bad person?? on the morally ambiguous cannibalism murder show???? You think JEFF IS THE BAD GUY??? SHAUNA KILLED A MAN
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theyarebothgunshot · 2 years
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i would like to know more about your thoughts on the timeline if you’d like to share it. (not the anon from before) i haven’t been doing that but i am halfway there because im going through basically every one of their interactions and thinking if he was straight that whole time then what is this. because it just makes no sense to me. i know some people don’t wanna speculate about his sexuality since he said he was straight but i just don’t know what to think anymore.
i will try to put some stuff into words though i have to say it is difficult to be very coherent about all of this lmfao and i will put it under a cut because i understand that some people don't wanna read about this and also this got quite long. oops.
what i did is i went through all of the masterposts, with the pov that misha is straight and is nothing but straight (as in: we might have seen him fool around on stage with guys for funsies and he has mentioned gay sex but for all we know that could be only in threesomes with his wife and he considers himself straight. i think there might be more nuance to the situation but this is the way his twitter thread read to the general audience and so that is what i am going with.) my intent was to see if there is anything that has happened that would make absolutely zero sense if nothing has ever transpired between them.
first thing of note is that imho, jensen is a smitten kitten with heart eyes for days and honestly i don't think anything could convince me otherwise. that makes for a pretty complex situation and it might sound sad at first, but when you look at the two of them and their connection, i think it is safe to say that in the end it doesn't matter all that much cause they love each other anyway even if it's strictly platonic and they are clearly very close.
a lot of their public interactions boil down to jensen being the overly smitten one and misha teasing jensen, and making lots of jokes. like a LOT of jokes lmao but i mean i guess that is their dynamic and they are both fine with it cause that's been the way it is from the start. i think a lot of their interactions can be explained as them just being close friends who are touchy feely and one of them finds the other attractive.
here are the things that don't make sense to me if nothing ever happened between them past friendship: the times they have implied waking up in the same room together (like i am all for being frugal but to my knowledge these two millionaires have no reason to share a hotel room but even if they do share one because of budgetary reasons, that wouldn't be a reason to get flustered when you almost misspeak about it. plus one time misha said 'i woke up in jensen's room' which clearly means he has his own room as well. i'm so sorry btw but i'm not gonna be digging up receipts love and light <3 shdfh you will just have to trust me)
giving your friend a ring so that you have mathing rings and/or sharing that ring, and other things like bracelets and necklaces (???? sorry it will never make platonic sense to me i mean i guess it is possible but it would seriously baffle me. giving someone jewelry for their birthday is one thing but having matching jewelry is uh. well. special i guess lmao)
the infamous an*l sex joke. like???? WHY "you'd know"?????
things that are kinda strange but i guess not impossible if they are just friends are the anniversary pic (pretty wild to go to such lenghts to recreate a friendly dinner that had no special meaning and that happened when you already knew each other for a year and a half) and the chest to chest selfie because there litteraly was no room for jesus and honestly wtf is that. i don't pose with my friends like that i can tell you that much at least. also the clothes sharing sorry i still find that weird you are both rich there is zero reason for that but okay it's not impossible. (living together in secret also comes to mind for the same reason.)
another thing that comes to mind is just how fucking sad misha seemed when he thought he was gone for good after s7, and how it really really looks like something happened between him and jensen that was some kind of a fallout. i guess friend fallouts can also happen though, so it could be just a platonic issue they had, but. idk. it was a lot, if that is the case.
that being said, one thing that would make sense in this narrative, and it's honestly a cursed thought so i am SO sorry but here we go: men in woods is about jensen, jensen tried to kiss misha and he rejected him, and that is why he was so awkward about it when alona tal asked him if he ever kissed jensen that one time.
OKAY that hurt to write lmao cause yikes if that is the case that is a whole other can of worms that i do not wanna open.
now i will touch a little bit upon my own thoughts in the matter: i think it is very possible that misha is queer and just didn't realise how far it would go this time (i.e. reach the media) and that is why he had to make a statement cause he either got cold feet/got worried/got a call from his agent/etc. going back into the closet IS a real thing real people go through and just stating 'give it up, he has said he is straight' is harmful imo, cause it IS a possibility, and one that i personally think would make a lot of sense considering everything we know.
i think i will leave it at that, cause it's a touchy subject and for me personally kinda hard to talk about. as you have probably noticed, most asks i get about this situation go unanswered cause i just don't wanna get into endless discussions etc. so yeah. i hope this is not gibberish lmao.
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fallenraffe · 3 months
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10. Hollywood Playboy by Natasha Madison (3*)
<b>3 stars</b>
<i>reread</i> | <i>og rating : 3 stars</i>
<i>2024. Jan 11 | audiobook</i>
this book was pretty much how I remembered it: a quick and fun read (but had potential to be sm better)
I love the concept, a famous Hollywood actor x entertainment journalist, such a fun idea and potential for some great e2l angsty fun (if only lmao)
nah honestly the whole promo thing may have been a bit out there, but not at all beyond the realm of possibility, what was hard to believe tho: the fact that it was only him on that promo tour with the journalists like hello💀 no director, no fellow actors, nada. he had a love interest in the movie and the actress showed up for one (1) of the premiers, and it wasn't even the official premier at that, like💀 I get that he's the big star and all, but that's just not how these things work, so some suspense of belief was required. it struck me as odd when I first read it and it continued to baffle me now too xd
also the e2l, like. Jessica's dislike - I got where she was coming from, but it didn't feel all that warranted, it was v <i>ohh im trying run this story about his private life, but the bastard always addresses the situation before I can hit publish, what an asshole</i>. However on Tyler's end his dislike and wariness was legit and understandable and the idea of an actor getting chummy with one of the "vultures" just teemed with the angst potential.
alas Tyler got over his dislike of Jessica with spectacular ease and soon he was busy ogling her ass while she was running, thinking about kissing her, getting jealous and wanting to spend time with her, like things went from 0 to 100 v quick, especially given his initial issues, but oh well
the Cassie thing.. I ain't gonna begrudge it, cos ✨drama✨ but like.. ik she was in love with him and all, but originally she disliked Jess on behalf of Tyler and he jumped ship pretty quick, while she remained on board the <i>SSR the Jess is the devil</i> passengers : 1. and ofc her dislike branched into jealousy, but she stepped over boundaries left and right and Tyler was such a pussy when it came to her, he had ample opportunity to lay down the law and yeah he tried some, but not too hard and she clearly didn't take him seriously and I feel like all that stuff at the end could've been avoided had Tyler been clearer/stronger with Cassie. but like I said I live for the drama, so I could deal, I'm just sayin.. it all could've been avoided relatively easily
also lots of telling instead of showing😭
so yeah the book was far from perfect and I've been focusing on listing issues instead of the good, but I've actually enjoyed this, even if it might not seem like it😂 I liked Tyler, Jessica was fine, they were fun together and had some great moments - <b>epilogue no.2 was a particular fav🥺</b> I'm just lowkey a lil mad cos the concept had sm potential, but the execution was just okay
e n way, this was a quick and fun Hollywood romance, nothing groundbreaking, but it didn't have to be
also, the book may have been 3/5, but the audiobook? 5/5 it was phenom, I loved the narrators and it was DUET narration, my beloved
(Ax2, DUET
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read: 2020. May 16-17
3 stars
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venezolanaencrisis · 6 years
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mumblesplash · 3 years
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okay this has no relevance to anything but im fixating on it right now: how the HELL does any artist do clothing folds and creases. do they just put those things wherever they feel like and hope it looks right? do clothes crinkle in a consistent pattern i have yet to notice? this has baffled me for years
well as with a lot of art things the Correct answer is ‘observe, practice, do photo studies’ but you know full well i don’t do that. i am consequently not The Greatest at clothing folds, but i HAVE spent a greater than average proportion of my life thinking about how cloth moves, so i have some thoughts and can elaborate a bit. however my most useful advice probably boils down to ‘if you get stumped try to find an artist that did something similar to what you’re going for and try to emulate their style’
again, i’m not claiming to be an expert here, but speaking for myself the short answer to your question is ‘i mentally simulate the material i’m drawing and approximate the effect of the movement i’m imagining on the folds of the cloth’. the cool thing is that different types of fabric move differently, and you need to account for that when drawing it. i can already tell i’m not going to be able to put this into words very well, so i’ll include a bunch of examples like i did with the shoe tutorial
obviously stretchy, tight clothes are the easiest (think leggings, superhero costumes, etc) but second place probably goes to well-fitted button-ups and slacks with little to no stretch in them. with this cloth it’s just a matter of figuring out points of tension and moving out from there
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these types of clothes are basically just 2 dimensional planes cut into specific shapes and manipulated through the third dimension. all you have to account for in figuring out how they fold is gravity and the position of the person wearing them, and you don’t really have to conceptualize them with any thickness or stretch.
looser fitting things like tunics and dresses are harder, but you still don’t have to account for stretch or thickness most of the time. zoe’s dress here, for example: it’s structured and folds almost geometrically when she moves, with lots of thin straight lines. (also you can see here how i really am sorta making things up, all the lines i’ve made are just suggesting folds and movement, nothing too exact)
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because you now have more environmental factors to account for flowier cloth can be tricky, but if you get good instincts for how it moves it’s really good for communicating dynamic action, like how here the wind is plastering his tunic to the front of him and billowing it out behind him:
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this drawing is actually a pretty good example of several different types of clothes. jason’s shirt is form-fitting and has stretch, it barely folds at all. his pants aren’t as tight, the fabric in those folds according to the way he moves, but the fabric still doesn’t have much thickness to it. his jacket has no significant stretch to it, but it’s both thick and soft, so on someone with a frame too small to properly fit it bunches up with a lot of softer shapes and almost ‘loops’ at joints, and the little girl’s dress has a lot of fabric to it but is just draping, because she’s not really moving much here
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the same leather jacket on jason has a lot less drape to it and is honestly way easier to draw lmao
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a good thing to remember with this is if you have a more abstract/cartoonish art style like mine its usually better to aim for ‘doesn’t look wrong’ than ‘technically correct’, which i myself could stand to keep in mind more if i’m being honest. people don’t tend to really Look at things unless they look wrong
…and as usual when i try to explain how i draw things i can’t tell if any of this is even the slightest bit useful, but hopefully getting some insight into how i think about stuff is at least kinda interesting. if anyone has specific follow up questions feel free to hmu 
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red-doll-face · 3 years
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Here is a request for slashers if they're open. My brain does a thing where I am affectionate w a person but if I get nudged away (even if it's just to readjust the position), it goes "oh no. They don't want u to touch them. Do not touch ever again or they will get mad at u. U disgust them." Even tho touch is my love language & it hurts, I just won't touch. If confronted, I will get confused & panicky cuz "u didn't want me to touch? Im respecting ur wishes? Did I miss something?" Its a mess.
Requests are indeed open, I’m sorry I take foreverrr to do these but i hope u enjoy! I don’t know what to call this tho. For simplicity’s sake I’m calling this nervous reader lmao, idk what else to call these.
Slashers x gn nervous Reader
Jason Voorhees:
Jason can very much relate to the feeling. When he first meets you, he’s sure that you’re frightened. He restrains from being too close to avoid coming off as overbearing, doesn't want to touch you because if you flinch he’ll be so hurt. He just assumes he disgusts you. Based on the reaction all of his other victims have when they see him, he’s sure you’ll probably be the same.
Once Jason is sure that you don't feel that way, he’s a cuddle monster. He wants to be close all of the time, holding hands, letting you sit in his lap, you name it. He’s so starved and quickly decides that touch is his love language too. He’s not even sure how he’s lived this long without it.
The only time I can see Jason maybe gently sort of setting you down elsewhere and walking off is when he senses strangers on the property of what once was Crystal Lake. He’s out the door before he can even see your hurt expression, Which is worse because this might lead you to jump to conclusions.
If you distance yourself from Jason, he immediately is thrown off. He can’t directly ask you if he’s done something wrong and when he tries to initiate affection with you and you don’t reciprocate whole heartedly, he’s at a loss.
He’ll get on one knee while you sulk on the couch and give you a silent plea to tell him what's wrong. You can panic and try and avoid it but he is certain there's something going on and he wants so badly to know what he’s done to put you off. You tell him and he immediately is shaking his head no, he could never be mad at you, never be disgusted with you. You’re the most breathtaking person he’s ever had the pleasure of holding, the first, most likely.
Jason nods because he understands how you feel. In the future, he’s persistent about how you feel when he untangles himself from you, making sure you’re ok.
Michael Myers:
In the later stages of your relationship, Michael is insatiable when it comes to being in contact with you. For a long time, towards the start of your relationship, he didn’t like it. It felt weird. All of the touch he's experienced prior was so clinical and sterile that he doesn’t quite know how good touch is supposed to feel. He’s so touch starved that he’s almost positive he doesn't even need it.
Slowly, he builds a tolerance for it, much like one does with alcohol, constantly checking his boundaries and letting him control the situation and he’s all for movie night, huddled up on the couch, or waking up with his head on your chest. His own personal pillow.
There are, however, moments when his need to make someone tremble with fear and then blodgeon them to death with a can opener from their own kitchen becomes too strong, so he tries to keep away from you. In the past, he might have used you to satisfy similar desires of a sexual nature and may have really hurt you but he knows that it’s not always enjoyable to you.
Then, you stop touching him. Much like Jason, he starts to think you’ve become sick of him. Sick of his coldness, his muteness, his withdrawn demeanor. Maybe you’ve moved on and he tries to tell himself he doesn’t care but he doesn't think he can see himself touching anyone but you now.
It gets to the point where he comes home one day and you look heavily troubled, expressions he’s seen on your face before, only in the event that something terrible has happened. You ask to speak to him and he obliges.
You explain that you don’t think this relationship is working, that you’re pretty sure he’s disgusted with you and how difficult this event is because you didn't even want to talk about it but it's been hurting you for too long.
His response is to stand up very slowly, pick you up and lay down with you over him, simply laying there. Hopefully, knowing you’re the one person he would ever allow to participate in this intimacy is enough to show you that you mean more than you think you do to him.
RZ Michael Myers:
This Michael is more perceptive to your touch than his counterpart, your touch sends little shivers down his spine and as soon as he gets pretty used to it, he’s eager for more. This also takes some time but significantly less. He’s enamored with the idea of returning to a somewhat normal life. Your affection grounds him in that fantasy as much as being a murderer might take him out of it.
As he establishes a relationship with you, he may even be the one to start touching you instead of the other way around. He’s read books and always wondered what it might feel like to have someone genuinely touch him without fear in their eyes. Without malice.
An unsuccessful ‘day at work’ might have Michael feeling a little het up though. He can be moody and more rageful. Neither you nor his hobbies can calm him. He seems colder than usual in these states and can come off as very standoffish.
So when you try and touch him and he shrugs your hand off his shoulder, he can’t or isn't in the state of mind to address your frown and worried look. Michael, instead stomps off somewhere to be alone for a while; maybe take his anger out on something else. Some unsuspecting soul or maybe even a poor animal in the wrong place at the wrong time.
After he’s calmed down some, he returns and almost forgot about that sad little gleam in your eye before he left. Michael remembers when he sees you blankly staring at the TV, pointedly avoiding his gaze even as you utter a weak welcome home. It’s not very welcoming. He sits stiffly beside you, watching you from the corner of his eye. You’re closed off from him and he doesn't like it at all.
Migrating towards you slowly, he eases you into a familiar hug, his big bear hugs that are a little tight but inviting all the same. His huge torso and long arms seem to swallow you in his warmth. You hardly reciprocate. You look a little surprised. Though he never addresses it verbally, (which is probably better for you) Michael offers a single glance that communicates everything he needs to say. Don't ever think that again.
Thomas B. Hewitt:
Thomas’ self esteem issues and self image are not good. He honestly doesn’t like to imagine what he looks like to other people unless it can be as a threatening man you don’t fuck with. Meeting you, he realizes that it’s good to protect his family but he’d rather you not see him as someone only capable of harm. Tries his best to get the point across that while Hoyt may be adamant that horrible things happen to you, he’s not going to let them.
Thomas has received affection but always a familial affection. A pat on the back from Monty, proud claps to his shoulders from uncle Charlie, and hugs and kisses from his dear Mother. Nothing so foreign as a strangers touch over his arm or a soft embrace.
Unfortunately, Thomas can get reactive when you attempt to touch him without his mask on. He’s absolutely settled on the false reality that you’ll see his face and immediately decide that you never want to touch him again. Interacting with you with his bare face? That's a no for Thomas.
He puts on his mask that covers the scarred skin over his face and you look dejected. He was preparing for you to pressure him but instead finds himself trying to find out why you won’t touch him now. It’s not his face, is it? You respond with your reasoning. Thomas is so confused. How could you think that you disgust him? That he doesn’t want you to touch him?
He’s quicker than the others and immediately sweeps you up into his arms and holds you as close as humanly possible. Feeling disgusting and like some sort of burden is a feeling he’s so familiar with and if he can take it away from you, he will.
Will aggressively initiate touch with you for the next week or so just to solidify the fact that he cares about you and won't reject you just as you didn’t reject him.
Bubba Sawyer:
Bubba is a great cuddle buddy and partner. Hugs are his favorite and he hugs his brother all the time, lifting both Nubbins and Chop Top into the air for some brotherly love. If you’re smaller than them he’s all about picking you up and perhaps a little rough housing with you. He’s careful though or at least there are attempts made to be careful
Bubba, though he could easily spend the whole day doing nothing and everything with you, has work. Chores, butchering. Cooking, and tending livestock. Plenty to do at the sawyer house and he does most of it. Suffice to say there are times when you want to lather attention all over him yet he has to go back to work.
So caught up in work that he doesn't get what's going on til way later, when you’ve had time to stew in your emotions, firmly telling yourself that Bubba is annoyed by you probably. He’s baffled and confused at your silence, your crossed arms. The little furrow in your brow. He can already tell there’s something upsetting you.
Honestly, Bubba is so affectionate I can’t see him being the kind of person even capable of alluding to the fact he might be disgusted by you. How, if all he wants to do is love you? You may bring it up as a joke that you thought he didn’t like you and he almost seems offended. Not like you?
Bubba can squash any feelings you may have about that and then some. He will not let you drown in insecurities, not on his watch. This man will do everything in his power to make you feel beautiful because you really are.
I’m sorry these are super long but thanks for requesting!
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world heroes’ mission thoughts
obvious spoilers ahead
i thought ppl were overexaggerating how gay deku and rody are, they were not overexaggerating 
kinda confused as to what the point of the stealth suits were when they got barely 5 mins of screen time, my guess is merch 
deku vs flect had amazing animation but it was kinda dumb ngl? deku’s whole thing is being smart and analytical and yet his tactic for fighting a guy who can reflect attacks was ‘i’ll just punch him even harder’ 
also flect was a pretty boring villain ngl, cool design tho 
the scene where deku finds rody in the bomb control room and they hold hands and laugh/cry together as deku cradles rody’s head? i was fucking losing it 
bakugou getting stabbed in the gut as an obvious reference to chapter 285 made me and like 3 other ppl audibly gasp 
pretty disappointed that the foreign heroes barely got to do anything, big red dot didnt even speak
related: i thought the movie might have some foreshadowing for stars and stripes?? american heroes werent even mentioned lmao 
love that kirishima probably got less than 10 mins of screen time and yet they still had to throw in the fact that hes gay for bakugou 
the deku/rody airport scene invented romance actually 
seriously though the animation was really good, im not surprised season 5 took a hit if the bnha team at bones were busy with all that 
deku and all might’s lil handshake in the credits scenes was very cute 
as was the drawing of deku, bakugou and todoroki on rody’s wall
kinda wish they’d explored deku’s feelings about humarise a bit more, you think he’d have some pretty strong feelings about a group of mostly quirkless terrorists 
the movie never actually explained how deku (and rody ig) got cleared of the mass murder accusation, this is unreasonably funny to me
todoroki using jet kindling and what looked like a mini hell-spider was a cool detail 
i was surprised when bakugou used howitzer impact against the twins, we havent seen it since the sports festival and i honestly assumed horikoshi forgot about it 
we can add another mark to the ‘uraraka’s whole character being reduced down to her admiration for deku’ tally 
deku promising he’d come back and visit rody is gonna spawn SO many fucking fanfics i can just tell it will 
i get that they were intentionally vague about where otheon and klayd are geographically to avoid making it seem like any current nations had fallen/been replaced but based on the climate and the fact that they’re not landlocked my guess is somewhere around the mediterranean? 
whm was better than futari no hero in my opinion but still not as good as heroes rising 
we didnt get to see as much of the ‘three musketeers’ trio dynamic as i’d hoped, also that nickname was never mentioned once in the movie lmao??
the logistics of rody’s quirk baffle me, like was he BORN with pino?? did she just manifest when he turned 4?? like how tf does that work 
deku’s bucket hat was very cute 10/10 
blessed shoto smiles in the credits scenes 
the music didnt strike me as much as the heroes rising ost but the insert song for deku and rody’s road trip was rlly good
deku voice: oh no, ive been falsely accused of committing mass murder and am now an incorrectly internationally wanted criminal, time to evade arrest and illegally cross a border! 
i love him but deku was dumb as rocks in this movie 
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sherlock holmes reactions part six (aka me losing my mind over the final problem)
Hi, I am once again reminding you all that I've formed a parasocial relationship with the crackhead detective 👍 This made me overly emotional for the fact that he didnt even die
But like
hhhmmmmmmmm those were certainly an interesting 14 pages
Yeah, I already made a post about how the final problem relates to yuumori's final problem and how incredibly sexy it is but yes now I'd just like to relay to you how absolutely heart brocken i am over this lol I will eventually get to reading the post hiatus stories i just. I haven't emotionally recovered from this yet
Yelling below the cut somehow this reaction feels longer than the story itself. but it's about half cracking jokes and half sobbing so be prepared
I mean, starting off strong with "well yknow since i got married my and sherlock's Very Intimate Relations had to be modified and all but we hadnt seen each other in a while so it was kind of jarring to see him crawling in my second story bedroom window clutching Wounds and closing the shutters absolutely fucking wasted losing his mind over some dude named moriarty"
We've been over this but. Oh my god why are they gay
I just like????? Imagine how fucking bizzare that would be to just see your old homie crawl into your window bleeding on your floor and asking to exit the other way in case he's followed like "hey bro can we Talk i hope you're not busy" WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO, SAY HE IS? Imagine watson just like "no dude I'm fucking busy go get killed"
But legitimately. That's certainly something. And like, I see a lot of books starting like this lmao but. Holmes's stuff usually starts off kind of easily with watson going "yeah so lately ive been Experiencing Sherlock Holmes" and spend 20 minutes on exposition with them having a Conversation but no. mans just fucking escaped a hitman and went directly to his boyfriend's house having apparently Never Before In His Goddamn Life mentioned his actual nemesis to this guy. How the FUCK has watson never heard of him before.
And how sherlock starts talking about it isn't any less funny he's just like "UHHH SO THERE'S THIS GUY. THIS ABSOLUTE MAN. AND HES REALLY IMPRESSIVE I MEAN HES LIKE SUPER FUCKING SMART AND HES LIKE DOING CRIMES????? SO I LIKE. I NOTICED AS I DO BUT HE NOTICED THAT I NOTICED AND I MIGHT HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY DUDE CAN YOU HELP ME LIKE. FLEE THE COUNTRY" and watson's like my dear sherlock What The Fuck
Im also loving how he calls moriarty a "mathematical celebrity" awhi;grih;oaewhhta;ioh;iaewh;ii;oewh;eh;rg mans just. ok lol hes a Math Celebrity that had to quit his math teacher job because EVERYONE JUST KNEW HE WAS A CRIME LORD LIKE THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND WENT MANS DEFINITELY HAS BODIES IN HIS BASEMENT I DONT WANT HIM TEACHING HERE
But yeah, it was interesting to see what the big deal about og moriarty was... especially since the deal simply did not deliver. There was not really a big deal. It's like reading the first chapter of a book and immediately skipping to the climax. Everything is so hyped up and clearly having been building for years and you just get like NO CONTEXT. I swear Moriarty wasn't goddamn mentioned any time before this. He's just suddenly the big guy and watson has just never fucking heard shit about this guy.
What's so funny about this whole situation is that I just. Cannot objectively know anything about Moriarty at all because sherlock just... does not go into what this dude's alleged crimes even were, other than. The fact that he like. Does them. He's just really involved in crimes. How? Why? For how long? In what way? For what purpose? NO FUCKING CLUE HE JUST. HE JUST DOES. And there's nothing to really suggest that Moriarty was honestly a really evil guy. They're all like trust me he was just. he was just really bad but show absolutely No examples of being such. The most evil thing we saw Moriarty do personally was call sherlock stupid for letting him get into the apartment. And even then he immediately followed it up with complimenting him lol
yeah, my impression of Moriarty was like. I expected him to be worse, honestly. I expected him to be like a cartoon villain because he was kind of made out to be one and then he's just honestly a really polite and refined guy?? Mans strolls the fuck into 221B like hi shawty and it is Not like yuumori obviously man's holding a gun but like. What the fuck they are just. They have never met before but They Clearly Have and it's. its so weird
Like honestly I don't dislike og moriarty. He's really what william tried to be (and fucking failed, but beside the point) but like. Dude's so powerful and for what. He just walks into the apartment with No Pretense like why sherlock holmes is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me oh my goodness you are a dolt why would you hold the gun that way. disgusting. disgraceful. dreadful. Oh my god. I love him I'm sorry
abngnahhghifeah;iewh and Why does sherlock describe him like that hes like "MANS A REALLY REFINED LIZARD /pos" HIEHIFEHW:HGIHOEWFEEW FOR WHAT. FOR W H A T
baaaaaaaaghhhhhh but likeeeee they went STRAIGHT to "you know what I'm here for" "you know how I'm going to respond" "well then" "yeah" "mhm" "damn well it really do be like that sometimes" "ur really smart by the way" "im fucking aware let's kill each other as we both Thought in our Minds" "yes lets" AHDHDHDHDFS WTF THIS IS INSANE
But damn uh. mutual destruction my beloved this is very different from sherliam but im not. im not. opposed to it tucks hair behind ear
I just. Holy shit they really went "if you destroy me I will ensure that we both go down hand in unlovable hand" "I wouldn't mind that"
Annnnd I just noticed that the actual lines for this part kind of. that kind of happened in chapter 31 when sherlock was like i would Gladly die to take down the lord of crime and william was like. hahahah yeahNO NO NO NO
BUT SERIOUSLY THO IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW SHERLOCK SAYS THIS WHOLE THING TO WATSON AND HES LIKE DAMN SHAWTY HES LIKE THE REASON FOR HALF THE CRIME IN THIS CITY BUT HES SO NICE THO??? LIKE I EXPECTED HIM TO BE TOUGH AND EVERTHING NO HES JUST SOME POLITE PROPER UNDERSTANDABLE MAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE VERY DIABOLICAL shawty is having a Crisis
And then watson is like wowww that was cool you wanna spend the night and sherlock is like "UNFORTUNATELY BESTIE I AM BEING FUCKING TRACKED DOWN ID LIKE YOU TO NOT DIE WITH ME"
This bit gave me a Moment Moment because oh my god. Then watson is like "no shut up i'm coming with you i don't care" and i just had to Take A Minute because THEY SWITCHED PLACES AAH SHERLOCK IS TRYING TO KEEP WATSON SAFE NOW AND WATSON IS NOW MORE RECKLESS BC OF HIM AND. AHHHH
Completely random but. How sherlock still refers to 221B as "our rooms" to watson even though watson hasn't lived their in years........ shawty i am emotional.........
SO THEY GODDAMN FLEE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER BC WATSON SAYS THEY HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND SHERLOCK HAS A MOMENT WHERE HE'S LIKE YEAH NEVERMIND PLEASE GO HOME WATSON AND WATSON IS JUST LIKE. NO. AND HSERLOCK IS LIKE. DAMN OK I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE
But. Ok as funny as this is. They have this fucking Conversation on the train to switzerland where sherlock is like "I have not lived in vain" and watson is like "YOURE NOT DYING" and hes like "i have not lived in vain. like i said. this will not be a bad way to die" UHHHHHH DAMN SHAWTY
hhhhhh and it just Gets. it. it. it Gets. These fuckers get to switzerland and they stay in a hotel and then leave for reichenbach but watson gets this goddamn letter telling him that hes needed at the hotel to basically save this lady's life. And he doesn't. Like. he doesn't even want to go he's like FUCK IT SHE CAN DIE IM NOT LEAVING YOU but sherlock convinces him to go fULLY KNOWING THE LETTER WAS FUCKING FAKED BY MORIARTY JUST AS A PLOY TO GET HIM ALONE
AND THEN HE JUST. WENT ANYWAY AND WATSON HAD TO WATCH HIM JUST LIKE GODDAMN WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE "LITTLE DID I KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I WOULD SEE HIM BUT IT JUST. IT HAD THAT VIBE YKNOW"
God I just. Wow sherlock really did that huh. He really went and did that. And I went over it in the post about this compared to yuumori but it just RUINED me how watson just. Never saw what happened and there's just so little information about it that all they have is these assumptions and pieces that just suggest that these guys met up, walked up to the goddamn waterfall having a nice civil conversation about how talented and smart they both were at this and how they revealed their methods to each other and complimented them because of course they did
And they just sat up there talking to each other so long and Moriarty legit waited politely or even possibly was the one that suggested he write a letter to watson in which sherlock just went "damn lol moriarty's pretty nice actually anyway uhhhh sorry watson ily ✌" and just like. left it up there in his damn cigarette box
But just like. damn the insinuation that moriarty just sat there and watched while he wrote that entire goddamn letter, sealed it up, and then got up and went alright buddy let's go but it makes no goddamn sense if they wanted to actually kill each other and assure they themselves would survive I could name like 23 different ways they could have managed it so easily and they Didn't. they were really set on mutual destruction huh. There's no way they were even trying to do anything but Die Together at that point and that's Something huh
It absolutely baffles me how they could say that these guys had plummetted like, holding each other tho. Like. ok lol but How Do You Even Know
It was certainly a ride. But the fact that Watson had to actively try to think like Sherlock to figure out what happened in the scene was just. The cherry on top. Especially after they'd consciously started to switch roles in this i just. Damn.
In conclusion uhhhhhhhh gay people real I suppose
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illnessfaker · 3 years
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i'm still baffled by the tone that post has honestly but maybe it's 'cause ime i've seen wayyy more able-bodied neurodivergent people in discussions abt ableism (and also acting like their experiences are univeral + 'what do you mean other disabilities exist other than verbal, low-support-needs autism and adhd??') than physically disabled neurotypicals tbqh. pretty much every physically disabled person i follow on social media is also neurodivergent. idk maybe they're around a lot more able-bodied neurotypical lmao rip
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whootwhoot · 3 years
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»»—— 𝘛𝘛𝘛𝘊 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 2: "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴" ——««
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Akaashi Keiji x Fem! Reader
author’s notes: holy shit im so sorry for the not posting in such a long time ;-; i had stuff i needed to clean up + i was lazy- anyways this is the second chapter for my first long fic “Third Times The Charm” sorry for the delay ^^ compared to the previous one this one involves more conversations since im not good at writing movements lmAO enjoy uwu
☕ synopsis: Iwaizumi Y/n, a student who goes to Aoba Johsai as well as the second year manager for the school’s male volleyball team. What happens when she sets eyes on the cute setter from Fukurodani?
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[ CHAPTER 2 - First texts ] 
“Oh shit.” 
Your phone screen fades to black as you sit there biting your lip. Baffled by how stupid you were, you slam your face into the pillow next to you.
“You had one chance, one chance and you did what? You forgot about it, your stupid brain forgot about it. Are you kidding me?”
You let out a loud groan as you sit back up, the bed sheet wrinkles while you release that breath of air you’ve been holding. Your hands wandered around your phone’s keyboard, too nervous to reply but too anxious not to. 
Akaashi seems like a genuine guy, he doesn’t show off or boast about himself. He’s just always there, the way he smiles when he successfully makes a perfect set, the way his delicate hands toss the ball, his eyes only focusing on you…
“Y/n! Get a grip! What are you even thinking?!” a couple more groans and turns on your bed and you are more awake than before. 
Honestly you never expected a reply from him at all. Sure, the idea of that crossed your mind, maybe more than several times but the thought of it actually happening? There’s no way.  
“It’s like my brain short circuited somehow.” you whisper while sitting up, leaning against the headboard of your mattress. 
Maybe the impression of you from your previous lover affected you more than you want to admit. “You’re annoying.” “Undeserving of love.” “No one can even stand a clingy person like you.” 
Your vision turns blurry as you feel cold tears gently running down your face. You wipe them away, hoping to erase the emotions bubbling up inside of you away too. 
The insecurities you try to push away seem to have formed a wall, a never ending wall that just stacks higher and higher. Just when you thought you have gotten over it, the tiniest shard of the most fragile moment can make you fall back down again.
The creaking sound of your room door makes you jump as your brother peeks his head inside your room. 
“Haji? It’s 2am you, you should be sleeping!” 
“You didn’t close the lights in your room so I thought I’d check up on you.”
“Your eyes look reddish, are you okay?” 
You lift your shoulders in a shrug, Hajime comes into your room and stands right in front of you and folds his arms. 
“Is this the older brother's lecturing time?” you ask while raising your eyebrow
“And for the record, I’m fine. You don’t have to-”
“I think I do.” Hajime stares at you intensely 
“You should've gotten over that jerk ages ago.”
“I know, I know” you release your breath and repeat the sentence he once told you  “The first love cuts the deepest, but not every cut leaves a scar.” 
“And?”
“Well, I don’t know but just… what makes you think I deserve love?”
“Iwaizumi Y/n, you are my sister. No one knows you better than I-”
“DOUBT! THERE’S NO WA-.”
“SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH.”
You laugh in amusement while Hajime licks his lips as his mouth forms a small smile. 
“Ok but the point is, you’ll find someone who’ll love you as much as you love them eventually. No one in the world is undeserving of love.”
You rest your chin on your palm while eyeing and slyly grinning towards your brother.
“Eww since when have you learned to be so cheesy?” 
“It’s called quality love advice, you should try them sometime.”
“YOU DUMBASS”
He ducks just in time to avoid the pillow you flung at him. 
“Stop yelling or the neighbours are going to hear you!”
He continues to laugh while rushing to the door. He stands at your door and gestures his hand at the light switch.
You grab your blanket and nod your head while laying down, the bed softly creaking causing him to chuckle. Hajime closes the lights and leaves your room quietly.
His warm words hang around  in the cold room as you slowly drift off to sleep. 
“Thanks Haiji-nisan.” 
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Y/n:
Hello, it’s me  😓
The girl who was randomly texting you last night 
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No reply
You furiously type on your phone while staring at the screen intensely in hopes that he sees your messages. 
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Y/n:
I forgot about that photo 😓 😓 , I'm sorry if it seemed weird or uh rude
And uh i just hope that maybe we can get to know each other
Unknown:
Okay.
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Okaayyy he replied,  so that’s a good sign… right? 
Biting your lips, you place your thumb on the phone to prevent the screen from fading and eventually closing. 
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Y/n:
Soooooooo I’m Iwaizumi Y/n  😇 😇
Unknown:
Akaashi Keiji.
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“God damn it, he’s such a conversation killer.” you mumble under your breath 
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Y/n:
I’m from Aoba Johsai!! 
Akaashi: 
You’re the spikers younger sister? Iwaizumi?
Y/n:
Well duh  😂
Where are you from? 
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You ran your hand through your hair, cringing at how hard you're trying. 
Maybe you could just tell him, you know like “Hey hot stuff, I think you attracted me with your stunning good looks so I want to date you.” you mock while pointing finger guns at the mirror. 
Just then, the familiar ringtone of your phone notification rings and you scramble to see who it was. 
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El is best girl:
Heyyyyy, you got the text yet? 
Y/n:
Yeah
El is best girl:
Daaaaaaamn I take it you're disappointed that it wasn't him who appeared on your notification?  😔 😔
Y/n:
NO NO NO OF COURSE NOT 
I love texting you  😘
El is best girl:
Awhh save it lmAO 
Did you text him back?
Y/n:
😤 He’s not giving anything to work with here 
El is best girl: 
Pshhh I mean just ask him how his day was or like 
At least try to keep the conversation going 
Y/n:
I'M TRYING
LIKE  😩
REALLY HARD HERE
El is best girl:
lmAoOOOO
Y/n:
HOLD UP HE JUST TEXTED ME 
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You hurriedly press into your chat with Akaashi
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Akaashi:
I’m from Fukurodani.
Y/n:
Isn’t that just a few minutes away from my school 😮 ?
Akaashi:
I think so.
Y/n:
Cool 
Anyways
Um how was your day?
“Akaashi is typing”
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“I can’t decide if he’s typing really slow or he’s sending a long text…” You decide to place your phone down and doodle on your papers while waiting for his reply. 
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“Bokuto-san, she asked me how my day went.”
“Don’t reply to her anymore! Let her wait for you to text back, it builds a sense of mystery.” 
Bokuto suggests while winking. 
“Bokuto-san it’s not really nice to leave people on read.”
“Akaashi, I’m the ladies man, listen to me and your love life this time wouldn’t end like the last two.”
Akaashi can’t help but grin at his confident “wingman”, it’s no secret his past relationships were… well not that good, but to ask for Bokuto for help? 
“But-”
“Hey you were the one who asked for help when a girl texted you.” “Plus, didn’t you find her cute too? The short girl manager watched our match at camp.”
“What?”
“You were staring when she wasn’t looking, and after the first time you saw her from the bus you were trying to get to know which school bus it was.”
Akaashi’s jaw almost drops at his friend's observant nature that he didn’t know existed, apparently when it comes to love Bokuto isn’t as… well, dumb, as he seems. He tries to form words to deny Bokuto’s accusation but he can’t seem to find a reason to do so. 
“Also just play hard to get, girls love a challenge.”
“...” “Maybe I’ll wait a little longer before I reply to her.”
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Y/n:
Um Akaashi?  😅
Uh  😅 😅
You know, if you’re not interested in talking to me you could’ve just said so
Akaashi:
Sorry I was busy, I had volleyball practice.
Y/n:
OH I’M SO SORRY 
I didn’t know you have practice on weekends ;-; 
Akaashi:
It’s all right.
Y/n:
Anyways how’s practice^^ was it fun?
Akaashi:
Yeah, it was like usual.
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“HE’S” “SUCH” “A” “DRY” “TEXTER” “AAAAAAAAAAAA”
You scream inside your head while holding yourself back from banging your head on the table. 
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Y/n:
Do you think we can maybe, meet up?  👉 👈
Like 
Uh  😶
Akaashi:
Date?
Y/n:
NO NO  😲 
I mean we never met of course not haahahahaha 
Akaashi:
Meeting up just to get to know each other then?
Y/n:
Ah yes that’s it, like a gathering
If you don’t mind 
Akaashi:
I’ll see if I’m available. 
Y/n:
Cool! Is next Sunday fine?
Akaashi:
We’ll see. 
Y/n:
...
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El is best girl:
Wowww playing hard to get huh 
He sure is a tricky one
Y/n:
I don’t think I like where this is going
El is best girl:
It lowkey kinda ruins the impression you have of him huh 
Ah well 
It’s probably his first time or something
Have a little hope  😔  
Y/n:
Well 
I have one week to prepare 
HAVE FAITH  😍 😍
El is best girl:
Hell yeah 
Any thoughts on where you’re taking him 
If you don’t I mayyyyy have suggestionsssssssss 
AHHAAHAHAHAHA
Y/n:
God damn it El 
We’ll just be talking okay 
I do have a place in mind though
El is best girl:
Go on
Y/n:
You know the ice cream shop? At the street? 
El to is best girl:
Ohh an ice cream shop 
Very intriguing  🥺
Don’t tell me it’s because of that article 
Y/n:
I mean
El is best girl:
LMAO you 
You seriously believe you can tell someone’s personality by their favourite ice cream flavour?
Grow a brain Y/n 
Y/n:
You’re one to talk  🙄 🙄
Anyways I’m off to prepare dinner for tonight
El is best girl:
Owh Iwaizumi-kun teaching you to cook again
Let’s hope you don’t bring the kitchen down with you okay dear
Y/n:
Sometimes I wonder how we’re friends
El is best girl:
Nah it’s simple really
You looooooooove me uwu
Y/n:
Ew
Go away 
El is best girl:
😳 😳 😳
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(author’s end notes: i hope yall enjoyed this lmAO its pretty long ^^ anyways im writing their texts from y/n’s POV so the nicknames she gives her contacts might change owo)
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hey this isn’t an ask but i just read the entire blog from start to finish and i just wanna say that i love your guys’ art styles and also the characterization you’ve given the boys!! it’s genuinely my favorite part of the whole blog!! i’m so invested in all of this lore going on, and it’s so interesting seeing the boys interact (whether it be silly moments between them or more serious ones).
you two are really great, and i wish you well during these times. thank you for making me and so many other people very happy. <3
BEJWKFJKENFKFNR HELP THANK YOU SO MUCB THIS HAS LIKE BRIGHTENED OUR DAY WE JUST WOKE UP LMAO ITS LIKE 3PM
thank you so much for saying this it honestly means the fuckin world to us because when starting up the blog we were a bit anxious that people wouldnt take to it when we started delving more into like, serious topics yknow??? and hearing that people are invested and that they LIKE the content we're putting out is the best thing in the world jhrngnfj -chris
Hi, my turn, I love you. BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, we really really love messages like this, hearing what you guys think is very important and absolutely delights us. Our headcanons and basically the whole timeline is so apart from the show itself that we thought people would bash us tbh lmaoooo.Seeing you guys like our content and how some of you even go to our personal accounts to see our separate art is astonishing, tysm, we love you <3333 -Crayon
also we're letting the matt thing simmer for a bit... we've already got almost 10 asks about him and its like omg... it baffles me that yall are so observant about some things and im like YES... GET HIM... BUT ANYWSY i also wanted to let yall know that we're gonna leave that alone till after christmas because we, ourselves, r gonna be pretty busy for the holiday and i expect some of you will be too! and we want everyone to be able to see the story firsthand and not miss anything!!! so yes BRRRR SORRY FOR TALKING SO MUCH WE JUDT GOT EXCITED. keep sending us matt asks theyre so good OK BYE MERRY CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU KISS MUAH peace ✌ -chris AGAIN
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