#im just doing it slowly

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[credensjustitiam]

#my art #fear and hunger termina #karin sauer #daan #how do people tag daan. i dont know #im getting through termina slowly i think karin arguing with daan was just funny #i also like their color palettes

[obsob]

more kitties that live in my sketchbook

#mine #i just took a huge amount of psychic damage from going thro my facebook page #my GOD. the things i had on there #anyway. i hope u hve had a good week...my week has been mixed but okay! im super tired ugjug #my period was like 11 days late bc since stopping hormones it like has no idea whats going on n my period app was havin a coronary #i got a notifcation that was like ur ABNORMAL!!!!!!!!!! okay and #hmm what am i going 2 do now.....probably som colouring and then some reading #i stopped reading the fantasy book i was reading it was eating my brain slowly . in a bad way #i tried using my lightbox 2day instead of drawing over my sketch n it worked well!! ive bough different paper n it worked way better #am happy !! :))

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

#i feel like it would have been so funny #steve and eddie just spend the rest of the session flirting through the bard and steve's character #steve also doesn't know why Lucas looks so in awe of him after the session Mike is scowling and Dustin is looking at him #as if he's a weird matemathical equasion #the CC boys give Eddie so much shit tho after the session #'oh so ours ugly mugs don't do it but king steve's jocky ass does?' 'it's a pretty great ass!' #steve doesn't really learn abt the rules until like a month later #also this is my gareth is a little shit agenda and i will be always pushing it #steddie #fic idea #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #dom's au idea of the day #corroded coffin #also hahaha yes this is my official my brain cannot keep my ideas in my head anymore so im going to unleash all of them slowly here

[soup-child]

The fact that Adaine "i don't know if im asexual im 15" Abernant and Riz "why is everyone so horny im definately aroace" Gukgak both being in the same show is incredibly important to me

#like i was just like adaine at 15 and have slowly shifted more towards riz but i like that both are shown #having 2 characters with similar aspec experiences and showing how they react differently is great #and do i think adaine is ace? not really i think if she feels attraction she would put that on the back burner while she deals with her #anxiety and her family being the worst and even now thats shes dealt with all that i dont think its a storyline shell dive into #i think what im trying to get at is that having people support her being ace would help adaine regardless of how she ends up identifying #and i think that riz having a friend (one who doesnt identify as ace) is important for him and feeling like he fits in while being aroace #i dont know if that made any sense but they are best friends #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #you'll have to pry aroace riz from my cold dead hands #<- thats my aroace riz tag

[mokadevs]

guy who has done some terrible things

#pokemon volo #volo pokemon #pla #volo #pla volo #pokemon wielder volo #pla spoilers #kiki draws #sorry i havent been drawing as much lately we're on the gamedev grind #im also slowly working on a free volozine thats just gonna be like #a variety of doodles and headcanons and ficlets about volo ^_^ #insanely self indulgent probably pretty messy but #ive always wanted to try making a solo zine... so we'll see how this one goes ! yay ! #i like doing doodle sheets but i. really should draw more full pieces again #sorry femslashfeb #IM ONE PIECE SHORT

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!

sisters cinderpelt and brightheart

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #brightheart #cinderpelt #warriors #warrior cats #wc art #waca #wc #GODDDD GODDDDD im so unbelievably proud of this you have no idea. i almost considered just posting the flat bc i didnt know how #to go about rendering but i just did it slowly and bit by bit and im SO glad i did im so impressed with myself #i got new brushes halfway into this and ohhh my god you can tell i fell in love with them #ive got three more of these lined up w different characters #i was gonna do a pmv and then i did the backgrounds and then i scrapped them but saved them so i got a few characters to draw ^_^ #this is so much fun but it takes a lot of time but tbh. its worth it #i know this will get hidden in the tags but this will be on my redbubble

[neongreengummiebears]

Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.

#Complaining #Like an old lady #I'm not I swear #But also- Back in my day #*shakes fist at sky* #It's giving “Old man screams at cloud” #I am the old man #Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones #out loud in public spaces #Can we normalize not doing this? #Use headphones or something #Please- I beg of you #technology #cafe #coffee shop #writing #im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone #keep it to yourself

[mwagneto]

i truly am losing my mind tho coz like i literally spent weeks/years waiting to see if ofmd/gomens was bait and they're NOT. and they're both getting explicitly romantic promos and little hearts in the posters and the mcs kissing on screen coz they're canonically in looove it's all so. ohhmy fucking god

#EVERYBODY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T WIN GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW !!!!!!!! #obviously it's way more insane w g.omens but they both make me saurr emotional like dude holy fffuck.... #it's the heart shaped posters for me. like i legit need to take my brain out and squeeze it dude im sooo <333 #ofmd #our flag means death #gomens #good omens #slowly slowly healing from the absolute devastation of bbc sh s4 ... you guys have #no idea how much damage that ending did to me like i was literally inconsolable. it was so. #and now i just get to have these?? FOR FREE?? 😭😭😭

[fob4ever]

if ur still taking requests- perhaps patrick in petes mesh shirt/rose harness outfit?

🌹🩷rose coloured boy🩷🌹

#half of the reqs i got were just ppl wanting shirtless patrick. so true people #doodle #feel free to still send in reqs im just doing them slowly ^_^ <— is a snail

[ledzephlin]

aisha laborn is so. your brother doesn't miss you when you're gone but somehow you still feel suffocated by him. he's speedrunning parentifying himself because he thinks it's the best way to protect you. the world won't see him as a real adult but he'll never be just a kid to them. you prick and poke and needle until people are forced to pay attention to you. their glares feel like a drink of cold water on a hot day. the world hates you when it notices you. you are too loud, too obnoxious, too provocative. you're still invisible half the time. you meet a boy that no one else likes either and he becomes your best friend. you let him get so close to you he can see out of your eyes. he blows himself up just to save you, just for a chance that you might survive. your brother dies barely a grown man and you lie to his ex that never really liked you that he's alive and doing just fine. you kill your best friend's father since he couldn't do it himself. you're still invisible.

#can u tell im Thinking about her #disclaimer i havent read ward and wont ever do so #she's just a kid man #worm #parahumans #edit: this post got more popular than i thought it would. oops #aisha is so. when your name means life but yours is slowly getting sucked out of you by the weight of the world on your shoulders

[vt-scribbles]

Your honor, he's just a Lil Guy

#doing a massive Wing Practice sketchbook page rn and I really like this doodle #wings #wing #artists on tumblr #Azul's mastery of wings and feathers inspired me to finally get off my ass and start practicing ghdsklhg #he is the god damn champ of winged guys #also your eyes are not fooling you #His tail design did indeed change #im just slowly turning him into a bird LMAO #Find Your Wings (story) #Find Your Wings #FYW Art #Find Your Wings: Art #Stoat Scribbles #OC

[chalkeater]

guys can you please stop drawing the UTDR Humans as YELLOW. (Kris and frisk)

it normalizes it for the fandom and people WILL copy you. IVE SEEN PEOPLE COPY PEOPLE. Especially seeing Frisk look like a walking asian stereotype is CRAZY . on my dash??

#undertale #deltarune #i love you guys but please. #i know some people who drew yellow skinned and slowly changed it over time #YOU CAN DO IT. CMON!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!! #talking #if people hate me for saying it well i like being anti racist lol #also what do you want me to pull my ‘im asian btw’ card just so you listen to ppl?? #Yellow Humans Discussion

[obsob]

KISSING YOU mentally 

#mine #art #yes yes yes more cats i know yes #all my pencil stuff is not. done. im to busy for fun pencil #figured out my new prints!! am in the process of drawing them eheh #im looking forward to colouring them!! doing. pride month prints hehehe #ive had a good week! yay! #i ordered some lucy and yak dungarees which arrived today im very happy about them #i ordered some off depop n i loved them so. i bough some new...n actually th right size #i had to buy size 10!! im never size 10! my other ones r szie 12 n they like. fit. but they r. a little large #not so much they look insane but. 10 fits better #when its autumn i may buy some....cord ones >:) hehe #im like slowly figuring out i am actually size small in most clothing #like for years ive just bought large size bc im like yeah thats how big i am. wrong. #like i bought a small size shirt n it like. fits me. n i was like ough. #im slowly. actually buying clothes that r my style. slowly #i want skirts and dresses but im a coward #maybe one day!!!!

[kaiserouo]

Random hunter walks to a warlock and advances science.

#hunters should have a lot of creative ways to manipulate elements #they just never bother to write them down #(and never wanna stay in the tower for too long anyway) #so warlocks are gonna make them #bind them to a chair and give them a pen #or just do an interview that's probably faster #im slowly drifting away from this game #recent events made me think im never gonna see cayde in game ever again #which is literally the only reason why im here #destiny 2 #destiny hunter #destiny 2 hunter #destiny warlock #destiny 2 warlock #destiny 2 art #my art

[sumdae]

fam the gay firefighters show is slowly and steadily becoming an ACTUAL gay firefighters show

#911 spoilers #do i seem calm in this post?? #IM VERY MUCH NOT #911 abc #just clarifying that i meant that slowly all the characters are turning out to be queer #no hen erasure on this blog