#im just picturing mobius sipping on a can and having a bowl of salad while he watches loki get tortured lmao

[worstloki]

Mobius, in the Time Theater, watching Thanos and the Black Order torture Loki: No! No, no, no! Come on! This isn’t right! Oh, this is awful! I can barely stand to watch this!

Ravonna, poking her head in: …are you okay?

Mobius: Yeah, I’m just watching Thanos torture that variant we’re going after.

Ravonna: From the sound of it, it’s pretty upsetting.

Mobius: Well, yeah! I’ve been watching this for like two hours now, and it’s been nonstop physical torture!

Ravonna: …

Mobius, holding up a large stack of notes: Trust me, I’ve analyzed Loki’s mental state and he’ll respond way better to psychological torture, not physical. You’ll see when we bring him in.

Ravonna: Oh, good, for a second there I actually thought you were concerned about the variant.

Mobius: 😂😂🤣

Ravonna: 😂😂🤣

Mobius: Anyway, I need to figure out exactly what to tell him to convince him that he’s a horrible person who got his mother and brother killed and that he deserves to be alone forever, talk to you later.

[later]

Ravonna: any progress on breaking that new variant?

Mobius, sipping his drink: he's at his desk now

Ravonna: didn't it take a year for him to break last time?

Mobius: told ya

Ravonna: 🥂 to my favourite analyst

Mobius: im sure the physical stuff he just came out of helped a bit 😂🥂

Ravonna: lucky you got an already unstable one

Mobius: aw yeah :) he's watching the introduction videos already, if you could approve a mission for later today it'd really mess with his sense of importance

Ravonna: sure 😂👌

#that is incredibly accurate anon do you work for the tva how do you have this dialogue 👀 #the Loki show #loki spoilers #loki show spoilers #im just picturing mobius sipping on a can and having a bowl of salad while he watches loki get tortured lmao #loki: TELLL MEEE!!!!! #mobius: 8/10. could've been louder. and more aggressive would've really spiced the betrayal up.