#im kidding.

[swokeeon]

just an out-of-control-joke from our chat

#eclipse apprentice #elle #macaque #six eared macaque #bestie wake up new ship just dropped #im kidding. #or am i.

[desb3ar]

Imagine some dark brown and suspiciously Miguel-shaped hair on this guy and call it a day

blocking you. its been real.

#IM KIDDING. #GET OUT MY ASKS YOU ASSHOLE 😭😭😭

[glitchysquidd]

the anon who escaped my basement, you have 30 seconds to run

#joking! #im kidding. #ill give you a couple minutes at best

[mainfaggot]

i want ryujin so bad it makes me feel stupid it's like those cishet girls that lust over kpop men all over again. but ➡️ opposite direction so it's lesbian and insane of me and really am I any better? the answer is yes because anything that is gay is always better simply on principle

#case closed. #im still suffering btw 😔 #u know how ppl joke abt seeing their favs and getting asked to sign an NDA . me and ryujin 🫡 #IM KIDDING! #im kidding. #z.post

[claymorexpunisher]

Got the booze ready for this weekend. 🫠🥴

#im kidding. #maybe.

[disqualifiedasahuman]

...you didn't even question me calling you a little guy -kitkat (uu sound so cool i wanna b friends with u so bad. im gonna explode)

Oh. I didn't notice.

#maybe if u stop sleeping at 4am and fix ur sleeping schedule #we could be best friends ! #im kidding. #but you can still talk to me anytime my dms are open !! #this goes to everyone else too hiii #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #dazaiosamu #bungostraydogs #bsd #osamu dazai #osamudazai

[the-rookinator-3000]

EVERYBODY HELP ME INFEST @bladesdreamgirl'S DASHBOARD WITH JETKIE

#MUWAHAHAHAHA #asks 📪 #im kidding. #mostly

[littledoggyboy]

I don’t own enough slutty clothes. Maybe someone should buy some for me

#im kidding. #i feel so guilty accepting things #so I can’t #but the dream #hhhh

[aterracottapot]

you guys act like this isn’t aristoté and dante.

#camp cretaceous #joke #im kidding. #aristotle #aaddtsotu #dante #ben pincus #darius bowman

[boom-baebee]

Got a free boba tea from my local boba joint bc they think im soooo pretty

#bramble off the vine #im kidding.

[chesthighwater]

and fun fact about those pastries. they were all kinda mashups of existing food and my creative liberties

1: basically chiacchiere/angel wings with an air of churro-ness 2: inspired by medovik/honey cake and various types of milhojas/mille-feuille 3: sort of choux au craquelin+conchas+bougie filled donuts

#exclusive insight into my mind for my distinguished followers #and my mind is like that of a youtube food influencer #im kidding. #j #overjoyed at the amount of praise im receiving for the pastry descriptions 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #and generally the appreciation for fluffy daud / martin content which i did not think there was an audience for #im so paranoid w tumblrs new tagging system please i dont want this in any tags im just talking to my people

[shinycollarboneapologist]

please tell me the story doesn't end like this 😔😔😔

#IM KIDDING. #maybe :) #taylor!verse talk

[peterthepark]

stop being such a white man lover it’s gross

#reign talks #is it because im asian. #im kidding. #but literally die

[lemoneychicken]

you fuckers shoulda asked that worm about chip!!!!

#awful hospital #IM KIDDING. #.... #IM KIDDING A LITTLE BIT #I KNOW IT WOULDNT HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING BUT CMON #WHERES THE LOVE FOR MY COFFEE BOY

[plotjotsandespressoshots]

A weird part of me wishes people still got married after ten days of knowing eachother and then, when you realized who the other person actually was, your only choices were to make it work or poison eachother. Simpler times.

#im kidding. #kind of #im not

[dykegrrl]

i still think bode is cute even tho he's a lil white boy that's just another bo burnham wannabe i would let him **** ** *** **** until i ****** and then he could also ***** *** **** **

#ned flander's very own blog #IM KIDDING. #or am i?