#im kind of proud of this joke

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry the crispin whytehead train murder headcanon demons won

#nightmaretheater #blood cw #psychonauts #crispin whytehead #sorry this is a very specific headcanon #im really fucking proud of this okay. you all have to look at it now. you must bare witness to crispin whytehead train murder aesthetic #his shoulders are a bit weird but too late lol #i dont know how i did tjis.. aum.. Um. Ywah. Possesed or some shit #its kind of quick but. damn does it look good #i think i captured what i was going for. very well. and that is Cheap Horror Movie… #this started as a joke. im serious. this headcanon was a joke

[standfucker]

Jotaro: In many species of fish, sex is fluid.

Reader: Well, duh. They’re underwater.

Jotaro: (long-suffering sigh while Reader and Kakyoin high five)

#jjba imagines #jojo imagines #jotaro x reader #kakyoin x reader #this is an everyone lives nobody dies au because its the only way I can cope with part 3 asjfdsjgkdf #I thought of this joke by myself im kind of proud of it because its extra fucking stupid

[skeletalheartattack]

Trick or Treat!

#ask #milkandraspberry #of course im going to reference ricesnot what kind of skeleton do you think i am #also like. i couldnt find the actual therapists office ricesnot uses so. this ones a decoy. for lying childs. #dont think i dont see that fake skeleton in the back of the crowd. youre not real. liar. #anyway thank you for the ask :) #i spent like 40 minutes making this and also browsing tumblr before i could post it #cause i saw the ask before i started reblogging stuff #im v proud of this joke 🤗✨

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

you know how ive told you guys that people think im homophobic when i make gay jokes because they cant tell im a lesbian? well, maybe you dont, but it happened again and idk what to do. i made a joke that from a straight woman, would sound homophobic, and i made it in a gc with my two best friends and their other friend. we’re all gay, and the other friend knows i’m a lesbian- after i made the joke i literally clarified. but he got mad and kicked me out of the gc and i can’t join again and i’m literally so confused because i keep getting accused of being homophobic… i literally love women, i have a girlfriend

#oh and this person knows and dislikes my girlfriend #which pissed me off #the kinda jokes i make are the kind mickey milkovich makes about gay men #I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS #I AM A VAGINA FUCKER #A PROUD ONE #LIKE… ughhhhhhh #sorry my hobbies are fashion cosmetology and art maybe i look like a straight woman because of that but im not #like at all #and i havent been since like ever i never even bothered to hide my lesbianism i came out at like 10 #i think this is what i get for my inability to be serious

[ninety-pairs-of-socks]

i thought i posted this before but i guess not lmao

#despite this being a joke im actully. kind of proud of the animation i did in the second half #i think this is better without context

[rosysins]

OOC.

in class right now and i haven't eaten anything yet all day and it's 14:00pm cause i was rushing this morning to not be late :''D

#♡. 「 ooc 」 #im about to ascend to a new state of being boys #im about to make choices i'll regret forever #HBERBFBHJERF #im joking but im kind of not? #cause if i dont eat smth soon i might #pass #im starting to see my late mother in the classroom #HBRBHFBHERBHF #anyways i might finally start pandora hearts #lee if u see this i hope ur proud of me #after pandora hearts....what else should I do? #humu humu... #i dont really wanna start tokrev or bsd... #HNNGHHH #i wish to return to the version of myself #thats not so picky with this shit !!!! UGH #ok its ok #baby steps #i'll finally continue reading VNC then after ph #what else should i read umu umu... *shuffles through my little book list* #oH BUT I DO WANNA DO MANHWA RP 🥺🥺 #the question is. #who and who will write with me.

[dandylion-s]

i think the real lesson we can take away from Nate is that the dream is not success in your career or a genuine, fulfilling romantic connection, it's to hear your father apologise for his shitty behaviour.

#listen as a child of a brown father can i tell yall how rare it is #for them to offer any accountability #for them to realise that yeah maybe they could've done better #it's like winning the fucking lottery #and yeah im kind of making a joke but it's also the truth #so go lloyd! #nate shelley i am so proud of you #nate shelley #ted lasso #ted lasso spoiler #ted lasso season 3

[troutpopulation]

wee wee wee i loooove matt :) im so into him my orc bf

#i love my bf!! hes so babygirl hes genuinely so sweet and kind and gentle and passionate wawawaaa #I love his smile and his pretty doe eyes and his sweet puppy face and his beard and his pouty lips heem heem #i love how tall and Big he is his weehehehe... giant musclebear bf... i love his big strong torso and grabbing handfuls of his chesthair eh #i love all his bits and jokes and his random history tangents and all his hot takes and how he laughs and his love of small animals #I love being in the car with him and listening to music and gaming and cuddling and parallel play and going on adventures and wrestling #hes so talented and such a gentleman and i love his style and how sensitive he is he makes me feel so loved and cared for and protected and #taken care of and endeared and lucky hes so fucking weird and bizarre im so obsessed with him #i am so happy that its mutual and he is very open with how about me he is and doesnt just tell me hes abt me but shows it consistently #i love feeling lucky and proud to be with him thats the best ive never felt that way with anyone before #i love that he has so many different interests and loves to share them and has lots of pals and we get along. he makes my life so much fun #i could go on forever tbh

[stxrshxpxd]

im getting real bold today my crush insisted i come in early on friday and i was like “you want me around huh? ;)” in the middle of a big meeting bahahah

#it was a joke but also wasn’t #he can interpret it as he likes #im honestly just proud that i had the guts to kind of drop a flirty line #anyway he like laughed nervously at it lmao

[kylie9]

i feel like more people need to realize we are all share the same sky and none of us are truly ever alone

#sorry im just htinking about how happy i am how better i am how i take showers now and have friends how I'm nice to my dad and I'm able to #hug him but still talk to my mother i have food and water and blankets i have friends and i am loved changes are scary and I'm still scared #but i remember how happy i am how younger me or even me from a week or month ago or years ago would be proud and still root for me to live #one day ill have a house of my own a life of my own memories to share and love but new ones to experience and in all of them i was never #alone i always had someone to love me and live for i always had a purpose I've had one since i was born which was to be my sisters friend a #and be someone to lean on and i still uphold that i try to support everyone i can since i know how hard it is to not be at the worst times #i hug and tell everyone i love them 24/7 i tell everyone they are amazing since i never know when ill look back on this all and regret not #saying it everytime i hug my dad and he says calm down kylie i always say you'll miss this in 10 years as a joke but i think about it so mu #so much i dont know if ill know any of you in 10 years but I'm happy to be talking to you now I'm happy to know that there's people out the #there who are kind and have fun thoughts who makea fun silly art and chat with me and care about me and try to help me and ill never see yo #why do i have a voice in my head and think about t you all the time when i don't even know you? its crazy but i love it so much you all ha #have watched me grow and change watch me get older and my hair grow longer watch me be happy and i think about that how i might be in your #brain or memories at one point how i have a impact just like how everyone has an impact on me what I'm saying is that no one is ever truly #alone everyone is filled with love and memories to share everyone has a different view on the world and no one truly has the same and i thi #think thats just so special and i get to see it! i get to talk to people everyday and listen and learn and its so special

[causticsunshine]

my friend in tattoo school worked on me today 💗

first one is a fine line quote in my bro’s (very childlike) handwriting on my left arm, and second is the (beginning of a) parkour tattoo on my right thigh, also for my bro 🥰

#i’m gonna get the parkour one touched up and added onto later #i kinda had to tap out on the shading lmao so it will be filled in around the letters #and i’ll level out the bottom before adding some floral and geometric motifs around it #tbh it’s totally fine with me if the lettering part never turns out ‘perfect’ anyway like the whole idea is a big inside joke #that has to do with injuries and my bro doing parkour growing up #so it feels kind of fitting as is? #i just want to tidy up the letters even out the bottom arch and finish filling it #and then add a bunch of fun stuff around that’s really clean and ‘pretty’ #like my bro would like it already by concept alone and just be like ‘ok very you’ after adding all the pretty stuff around it #and bc they’re both memorial pieces that’s all i really want in the end 🫶 #but yeah considering my friend is still in tattoo school and quite early in still i’m really proud of them!! #the arm tattoo especially im v sentimental about and i’m so impressed w how well #they were able to emulate his handwriting so 💗💗 big win for my heart #alex talks

[heliianth]

ive had the best glowup of the century (used to get E ranks first try now i get Cs 😎)

#im joking but im actually pretty proud of myself #im not good at reaction timing im the kind of person who wants to memorize stuff and know whats coming up next #i struggled a lot on final rush and only started progressing when i watched a playthrough. same thing with pumpkin hill #getting a C used to be like WOAH!!! I DID SO GOOD now its like yeah. default #which gives me hope!!!!!!!!!!! hope ill be good at the game eventually!!!!! #heliichats

[morn-drinks-cumtajino]

okay when people said they wanted dubiously kinky stuff back i dont think they meant in tHis oNe.

#what was episode 4 #prodigy posting #it wasnt that bad but uh dont like the implication of tentacles that give you your uh greatest desire #also do you guys like my reaction pics #Its kind of like the spy girl show level yk #BUT ALSO THAT MONSTER THAT IMPERSONATED JANEWAY WAS REALLY FUNNY IN HOW IT WAD ANIMATED 😭 #maybe im overrreactibg #very sad that gwen just wants her dad to be proud of her #she saved murphy <3 #does anyone else think the 🥹 emoji is creepy #also rocktalk just wants people to care abt yer #theres fart jokes fair warning if you waych this #not as bad as other shows but still ig its a kids show so #prodigy spoilers

[woozi]

proud of you!!!!!!! we love a big brained carat

#PLS </333333333333 #also jokes aside i was v touched to hear that </3 that's SOOOO kind of u #proud of me... im crying and throwing up #hit so close to home u have my whole heart ily #thank u again for being so nice <3 mwah #anon #y.ask

[pangolen]

the REAL point of tutorials is to go so slow and give you such vague information that you pause the video and fuck around on your own for a few hours instead

#pangorambles #this is a joke but it's kind of not #ive been playing with rpg maker xp. clunky piece of software #but it's kinda fun #i figured out today how to get an event to respond to the player's current position on the map #without laying down 20 different events #pretty proud of myself for that one cuz it is Not a built in option for some reason #next i wanna get an event to go to a specific part of the screen dynamically #because theres a builtin to do pathfinding to the player #so im pretty sure i could get it to pathfind to specific coordinates #also speaking of. the pathfinding in this is So Bad #it struggles to get to the player even when the player is 2 blocks away its super embarrassing #i can't imagine many people keep the default if they include any pathfinding at all #i probably will because i dont know how to do any better #and this is baby's 1st rpgmaker game #but still

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

HEY! Just because I am now 20 I think having something to kind of re establish boundaries would be good! Considering the ones I put all those times ago have changed :D GENERAL RULES! Do not be racist, sexist, homophobic, antisemitic, ableist, or discriminatory against anyone for any reason. Please if someone is calling you out for things you have done or said, please self-reflect and take the proper steps to change or remove yourself from the community. If you see something you do not like, and it IS MADE WORSE BY BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT, THEN IGNORE IT! Bringing attention to problems that just arent really problems with either the community or me in general are not worth it! Please use common sense when thinking about what/what not to engage with! I personally wish that people in the community do NOT engage with people who just obviously do not like me! Chances are they want a reaction from it so it is MUCH better to just not argue with someone whos mind you will not change! ALLOW CRITICISM OF ME AND MY CONTENT! IF YOU DONT AGREE OR DONT LIKE THEN DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT IT!!!! ALL IT WILL DO IS CAUSE UNESSICARY DRAMA!!! DO NOT make ANY comments or content about me that is explicitly sexual. I completely understand that lately there have been bits due to the changes in how I’ve been presenting myself and how I’ve been presenting more femininely, but that does not allow anyone to use that as an excuse to sexualize any features and such that are more feminine or masculine. Remember that femininity is not sexual and should not be seen or created as such just because its there! (for example, the Vtuber costume and chat being overly weird over the added boobs where there was no need for it). DO NOT draw me in ways that are sexual either, such as highlighting any aspects in a sexual way, or making the content something sexual. I am completely okay with being drawn as any body type, masculine presenting or feminine presenting, as long as you stick to this! PLEASE DO NOT SPECULATE ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE!!! Making jokes about certain topics CAN be fine, but a line is crossed when it becomes a legitimate speculation or if a joke is said when I have expressed my discomfort! RESPECT MY FRIENDS!!! All of my friends are their own, incredible people. And they do not deserve to be lumped in or referred to as JUST "my friend". Be respectful in their chats even when im not there, and be respectful to all of them everywhere else! IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MAY BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG PLEASE LISTEN!!! There has been a lot of times in which I have seen people be unwilling to change in the face of a genuine discussion, and that is not something I want in the community! I should NOT have to police every single thing because it should NOT take me saying something in order to change your mind! As my words are not worth more or less when it comes to a lot of subjects! And lastly, do good. Whenever you have the ability to. BE POSITIVE!!! The hater mindset is very draining and can be very toxic to both you and the people around you, so highlight the good instead of the bad if you have the ability to! I am so incredibly proud of how far this community has come, and I cannot wait for the future!!! I have spent some time writing this, but it may not be perfect, so I will update this as time goes on and I think of more, or if something needs to be SUPER cleared up, but for now these are the main ones! I will NOT be updating this after every little thing however, as I do not want you guys to feel like the only way that something is wrong is if I talk about it! As you guys should be able to sustain yourself as a community without my consistent input! Imma go enjoy my birthday by eating a pizza :) thank you all!