(sees another murderous blonde woman) o shit o fuck
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me: *meets a girl i connect with well*
me, two days later: *has written her a love song*
if this gets 2.5k notes in the next two weeks (by 7th march) ill post the song on here. 3.5k and ill send it to her (making it unrealistically high so i never have to share it aha)
edit: the song is posted! have a listen here (and find the update about her response here)
tagging a few moots though to give it a fighting chance (no pressure though!!): @my-castles-crumbling @siriuslygay1981 @regulusmeanslittleking
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PUSH DAT CART LADIES ! ! !
EDIT: added ref used below the cut!!!! original by K-jun1117 on r/tf2
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i can't believe she's real i've never won so hard in my life. my crops are thriving.
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sometimes
the only person available to give you encouragement is yourself
"give me a bright smile!"
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"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???
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Sometimes you read a book where a kid stuffs fruit in his cargo shorts and you’re laughing at the absurdity, but then sometimes your an adult at the airport stuffing apples into the pockets of your cargo pants thinking god fucking dammit the sun lamp kid was right
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