#im making a pasta bake <3

[josukebrainrot]

Please do more bucci gang headcannons i take anything!

a/n: I just got this and was going to save this for last, but I couldn’t sleep last couple of nights and started thinking all of the general hcs for bucci gang I have . So, here it is !!

WHY DID THIS TURN OUT SO LONG ???!

warnings: sfw and nsfw hcs (will be separated), giorno x mista shipping, light abba x burno and fugo x narancia, mentions of risotto team.

General Bucci Gang Headcanons

sfw

starting with my love for giomis. mista can’t sleep without having some weight on him, and somehow mista can convince giorno to sleep on top of him when they’re together. giorno won’t admit to mista he enjoys it just as much as he does

abbacchio can’t stand white wine. he only likes red and occasionally rose but only on special occasions

fugo’s way of calming down is to bake stuff, i think his favorite to make would be lemon squares for some reason

talking about lemons, despite his name meaning orange, narancia has a skin allergy to citrus fruits. he can eat them but if the juice gets on his skin it will get broken out and all

burno’s love language is remembering his loves one favorite things and giving them gifts related to those out of the blue like its just another tuesday, he will also do the same on special occasions

burno definitely helps abba put his crown thing on everyday

trish, fugo, and giorno definitely have to force mista to have proper hygiene

not saying its bad but it probably only showers once-twice a week and only brushes his teeth when they feel yucky

abbacchio loves soap operas not those crime drama ones he hates those but those dramatic cheesy ones with evil twins and shit

bruno on the other hand loves crime drama ones especially the lifetime movie ones

mista and narancia FYCKING HATE modern day mtv

narancia is somehow the only one of all the men who does in fact use 3 in 1 shampoo

mista used to use 2 in 1 until giorno came along and stopped him

burno has whole skin care routine

narancia hates the smell of axe body spray

it’s really most fragrances but axe is the one he hates the most

mista thought axe body spray was a replacement for showering for awhile

so did abba when he was a cop but thats a whole another can of worms

narancia looks like the type to collect coins and bills from different countries

bruno knows how to make excellent home made pasta, he def learned it from his father

trish makes fugo go shopping with her because she can’t mista and giorno to go in public for something like that

fugo collects different types of bugs specifically butterflies and moths

trish is pompompurin girlie tell me im wrong

mista is the my melody person of the group

btw abba is badtz-maru, narancia is kuromi, bruno is hello kitty, fugo is cinnamoroll, and giorno is keroppi

i know risotto’s group is supposed to hate brunos but i just know abba and prosciutto are friends who got together every couple of mouths to play poker/cards

fugo favorite animal crossing character is marshall

don’t get me started on the other members of the gang favorites

mista, narancia, ans trish definitely would force the others to see the barbie movie

abba sneaks out to see oppenheimer-

nsfw (hopefully this is short)

abba definitely has a dick piercing (idk which one but he does)

mista wants one

mista has collerbone piercings tho

fugo would have a tongue

(why aren’t this nsfw bc abba with a piercing got thinking about the others)

abba definitely uses his stand to replay his partners orgasms

fugos stand has definitely come out/started appearing when he was horny once

if you know of my one piece blog i once talked about how law would definitely use his devil power during sex (he can remove limbs, hearts, switch bodies, and switch places with things with it) same goes to bruno

he’s used his stand power on his partner, unzip their head off and-

fugo is the type to fuck in a library, on multiple occasions

feel like all of them would be into food play

especially fugo and bruno

i know for fact that giorno has asked mista “is that gun in your pants or you happy to see me” and its 50/50 chance of mista having his gun in the front of his pants or not

WHY DOES GIORNO DO THIS I DON’T KNOW ???

i think the whole mista needs to have a weight on him to sleep is also a sexual thing too. I feel like he likes to have his partners on top him when doing the deed 🤷🏻‍♀️

*cough* fugo’s into bondage *cough*

do you think giorno can use his stand powers on cum?

bruno and abba have strong cucking/voyeur vibes. one likes watching the other fuck someonex but its not like bruno is into abba fucking someone, its both of them. both are into seeing the other fuck

hands down, abba is consenting head pusher. he will only push a persons head during a bj if they consent to it

all these mfs are consent kings/queen btw

fugo might be into cnc tho

why am I making fugo the kinkiest

narancia doesn’t get shit, i feel like he would be very asexual in my mind like he makes sexual jokes and all but hes not really into it and all

someone here is into wax play but I don’t know who- well we know fugo probably is but abba maybe

WHY AM I MAKING FUGO THE KINKIEST HES TRAUMATIZED NOT HORNY AH

mistas into biting and face sitting

also collars-

mista biggest no no is car sex because you know-

WAIT- no I think fugo would still be into library sex despite what happened

melone invited abba and bruno to a sex club once

also maybe a strip club

prosciutto and abba kept making bets on who would get fucked up the most, etc

guess who got fucked up the most

#jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanfic #jjba headcanons #jjba imagines #jjba prosciutto #jjba pt 5 #jojo part 5 #jojo scenarios #jojo imagines #jojo kimyou na bouken #jjba scenarios #jojo headcanons #passione #bucci gang #bucci gang headcanons #giomis #guido mista #giorno giovanna #narancia ghirga #leone abbacchio #bruno bucciarati #fugo pannacotta #trish una #jojo smut #jjba smut

[deadricslover]

"my heaven on earth"

here's my Masterlist!

he is so fucking attractive omg

a/n: not my gif! I got this as a request but I deleted it on accident😬. your requests are so good and because of that I would never tell u f off. maybe we should team up? im kidding don't worry. Was this a trope in a book? I think it was.

If you're in a relationship like the reader in this then please don't hesitate to get help. like Bruce says towards the end of this 'you have a right to be sad, even if he can't see that his behaviour is hurting you then that's enough'. that will make more sense when you read it lol. there are so many people or there for you so there's no need not to go to them <;3

summary: Richard is your soon to be ex boyfriend who has a tendency to act out and make you feel bad about yourself. One night you have had enough of it and decide to leave him for good this time, you don't have any other option but to go to your best friend Bruce for comfort and boy that is what he gave you.

warnings: mental abuse, angst, body dysmorphia, use of y/n, sexism, body shaming, language, pet names, pls tell me if I missed anything!

pairings: bale!Bruce Wayne X fem! reader. oc!ex bf X fem!reader

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Lord, you adored your boyfriend, Richard. He was great in every way. In every way, from setting up dates, prioritizing you, in bed and everything else that comes with being in a partnership. You'd go to any length for him, and he'd reciprocate. You'd say meeting him was the most memorable experience of your life.

But you also despised him. Every blood cell in his body, every word he said, every strand of hair on his head, his odour, practically everything about that jerk. Your relationship with Richard was so perplexing; one minute you despised his guts, the next you loved him and felt sorry for him because of all you said to him in the previous argument. Nobody knew about it, you didn't know who to turn to for help, and even if you did, you'd think you were being dramatic because maybe this is how a normal relationship works. 'No matter how big or small, if it's making you feel that horrible, it has to be fixed' your best friend, Bruce, used to say when you're sad. You had no idea what you had done to deserve him. You couldn't talk to Bruce about Richard since he knew him and might not believe you.

You were currently waiting for Richard to return from who knows where to his flat. There was no need for him to be angry with you tonight because you had cleaned the place and made dinner. So you thought. When the stench of burning touched your nose, you panicked and dashed over to check the timer, only to discover you had set it for ten hours instead of one. How did you do that? The dish had been baking for about two hours. Is it possible to save it? No way, because the bottom of the oven pasta you cooked had turned black and crunchy. The front door flew open at precisely the right moment.

"People are such jerks," he screams, slamming his keys on the table and pausing for a moment to catch his breath and re-compose himself. Your fear grows as you realize he could turn on you.

"Welcome home," you say with your back to him, trying not to make any assumptions. People can be angry for a short period of time, right? Richard, apparently not. He takes his hands away from his face and asks

"Baby, what's the smell?"

"Oh, silly me just burned dinner. It's not a big problem. we can order takeout."

"Take out?! again?! Do you want me getting fat?! Get a life, I don't want to look like you." Angry, he says, hurting your feelings over again. You think you'd get used to this, but you really don't. Each time it feels like your heart gets ripped out over and over again and in your eyes, you gain five pounds each time too.

"Fine. What do you want?" You turn around, visibly irritated.

"I don't know! While men are at work, women are supposed to take care of dinner! Not burn it and starve me! "He says loudly, startling you and making you fear that there will be another fallout. Goosebumps rise on your skin as your eyes expand slightly in panic. You're not sure what came over you at the time, but something did, and you regret it deeply.

"that's it. Richard, I'm sick to death of you constantly making me feel like shit! You treat me as though I'm useless, and I hate it."

"Do I? yeah? Sounds familiar, right? kinda similar to how you treat yourself maybe?" He says this as he approaches your face, crouching down slightly to reach your level. That was an experience you'd never forget. Tears welled up in your eyes from anguish and hurt, but mostly from disbelief. You know what Richard is like, but you never expected him to go that far. But then again, with him, you never know.

"Are you fucking crying?! Are you fucking kidding me? Grown ass woman crying over the smallest thing. Woman, I'm just telling you the truth and if you can't handle that then you're weaker than I ever fucking thought" He continues to rant. You're trying to block out his snide remarks, but the next stage of Richard's meltdowns usually has you feeling sorry for him. You do your hardest not to listen in, but it's difficult with Richard because he's so loud. How come your neighbors haven't phoned 911 or even been over to see if we're all right every fucking night when the screaming starts? I'm at a loss for words, I haven't a clue.

"yeah, Dick, I have a reason to cry, like usual! You, the meanest fucker on the planet, are continuously hurting my feelings, dragging me down, and making me feel worthless. I'm done with this bullshit; I couldn't care less. Do whatever you want with me; I'm leaving." You vehemently exclaim. He hates it when you call him dick but it's the perfect time for it isn't it. You've tried to leave before, but he always finds a way to keep you or force you to return. You never left, whether it was 'weeping' or seducing you. Until Now. You dash to your room, grabbing your wallet, shoes, and jacket before pushing past Richard and racing out the door, ignoring his pleadings and begs.

You made it out of the building and onto the sidewalk without him chasing you down or shouting at you from his window to stay. You didn't know where to go. For the first time in your life, you were at a loss. You had no idea what to do next because it was incredibly late and you knew there would be no coffee shops open to let you camp there and to figure out your next move. Going to your family was out of the question because they were too far away and you also didn't want to bother them or them asking what was going on and why you were here. A thought occurred to you. Bruce. He is usually out at ungodly hours, but you couldn't risk it. But what other option did you have? You begin walking with only yourself and your thoughts, making your way to The all-too-familiar Wayne tower. Once you reach your destination through the dark streets and past the odd cat meowing at you, you take a deep breath and gather strength for the knock you'll make on the door a few moments after. The door swings open to Bruce in a hoodie, clearly already awake before your arrival.

"Y/n. what are you doing here? It's the middle of the night"

"i'm sorry" you squeak out and he instantly knows your sad.

" Come inside and get a blanket, the heater's not working so they're the only source of warmth I have right now" he says, his voice tired and gravelly.

Bruce couldnt piece together what it was but he knew you needed comforting. So that's what he's going to give you. He saw it was you standing infront of the door through the window so he did something rash and turned off the heater on the way to the door so it would give him an exuse to be closer to you in hopes of giving you some comfort without instantly hugging you like he wanted so desperately to do.

"Sorry for barging in this early in the morning" you squeak out still not having the energy to say anything louder.

"I enjoy your company at all hours, Y/n. It's actually perfect, I was up anyway and bored for something to do and you being here is the best thing for that" He tells you the truth somehow mysteriously knowing exactly what you needed to hear. Tears welled in your eyes at the comment and you couldn't help but let them form. Bruce saw this and immediately stepped forward to give you the most comforting hug possible, Wrapping his arms around your shoulders, you reciprocating the action around his waist while he places his chin on top of your hair nuzzling his nose into your locks letting you sob quietly for a few moments. Bruce slowly brings the two of you over to the couch sitting down where he was previously alone and tucks the blanket around you, taking the wallet and phone out of your hands and placing them on the coffee table before removing your jacket for added comfort. Moments more go by and his natural scent is slowly comforting you and calming you down. Bruce knew this too, so he slowly stopped planting gentle kisses to your head and moved his head back to see your puffy face.

"You wanna tell me what's up? Why your pretty face is stained with tears?" he enquires gently with a soft face filled with remorse.

"It's nothing I'm just being dramatic" you reply knowing already that he is going to say something your middle aged mom would say when your were younger.

"sweetheart, if it's bothering you that much then it's clearly not nothing. You can talk to me" he says as he starts rubbing circles on your upper arm with his thumb

"No, really it's ok I just had nowhere else to go"

"No where else to go? could you not go home to Richard?" he asks confused. A wave of panic washes over you when he asks this because you would have no reason not to go home usually. You stare at Bruce in thought for a few moments trying to come up with ideas for a lie, but nothing pops into mind.

"Y/n, Why couldn't you go back to Richard?" He says as his face drops in realisation. Notice how he didn't say 'home' he said 'back to Richard?'. I have no problem going home, as long as Richard isn't there.

"I...uhm...it's- it's complicated you wouldn't understand" you stall in thought

"oh, hon. I think I do" His eyes now glimmer with sadness. You shake your head in response not being able to form a sentence right now in fear you will fuel Bruce's theories that are completely correct. This is exactly why you didn't want to come here, Bruce would feel bad, hate Richard and possibly go after him. You hated putting this on Bruce but then again you had nobody or nowhere else to go. He grabs you and gently pulls you in cautious that you may not be up for any more physical touch.

"y/n, does Richard scare you?" he asks gently to which you nod your head hesitantly

"well, does he hurt you... mentally or physically?" he continues to which again you just nod.

"both?" he asks in disbelief. You shake your head and back away to look at his face

"no" you squeak out

"then, which one?" you can't even think about it any more so you just break down again feeling like you're annoying Bruce with this whole situation

"I need to hear you say it, sweets" he presses.

you explain with heaps of hesitation what was going on and Bruce's reaction to it all was the hardest part to endure. His lips turned downwards as his eyes started to fill with tears. He looked like a sad lost puppy. His dark eyebrows furrowing in sadness and confusion, him stopping drawing circles on your upward bent knee when he takes in a new piece of information that kept getting worse as the story went on. But overall Bruce listened the entire time comforting you but also not pressuring you to talk about it as he knows that you may not feel up to it right now. He seems to have restricted his physical touch on you because he's not sure if you're completely comfortable with it. He couldn't even imagine that someone would want to do something like that- especially to you! In Bruce's eyes you are the most perfect human being, inside and out. You're bubbly, kind personality boosting your physical appearance was the most comforting presence to him and seeing that all of that has been broken down by someone boils his blood, but most of all makes him feel endless amounts of pity towards you. When you are ending your paragraph, Bruce sees that you are fiddling with the seam of your hoodie sleeve while stalling and not telling him the next part straight away. He realises that this is something you want to keep to yourself for a bit so he respects that and interrupts your jumble of nonsense.

"you don't have to." he coos softly as his left hand that is draped over the back of the couch behind you plays with your hair lightly.

"You have no idea how sorry for you I am, petal. But I'm so so proud of you that you got away from him and told me about it, because that must have been so hard to do. It must have taken so much bravery that I know you have because you are one of the strongest people I know and I applaud you for that. Why didn't you come to me sooner?" you can hear his voice quivering in sadness although he tries to mask it for your sake.

"I don't want you feeling sorry for me, Bruce. But telling someone about a situation like this is unbelievably hard to do. And I thought maybe I was being overly sensitive about it and th-" Bruce had to take a second to process what you just said. He couldn't believe that you would even think that.

"Hey. No. You are not being sensitive about any of this. What you just told me showed how big of an asshole he is, you are definitely not being overdramatic. Why would you even think that?! And even if none of what you just told me was true --which it is-- you have a right to be sad, if he can't see that his behaviour is hurting you then that's enough." God, you were thankful you had someone as perfect as Bruce in your life. If you didn't you had no idea what you would do, you were unbelievably lucky to have him.

"I love you, Bruce, thank you for everything"

"I love you so much more. There's no need to be thankful, anybody would do this for their favourite person" he replies melting your heart for the one thousandth time.

"You can take my bed, I'll stay on the couch. Okay?" he inquires hearing your uneven, lazy breaths and seeing your yawns

"No, I couldn't ask you to do that. I'll go back home it's alright. He's probably asleep now" you try to reason but Bruce was not having it.

"No. That is not happening. I will go over tomorrow to get your stuff and you are going to stay here with me, you never have to see that bastard ever again. You hear me?" wow, he's perfect. You put on a thankful face and throw yourself forward for a hug which he instantly reciprocates and squeezed you slightly, kissing the top of your head.

"Promise me two things?" you ask in hope

"anything" he responds

"one. you don't beat him up when you go over tomorrow." you state which earns a heartfelt soft laugh from him. feeling his vibrations from the sound and the way his body moved when he let it out was one of the best feelings.

"no promises. He did make my heaven on earth feel miserable" he had to stop this or else you're going to fall in love with him....................

"I'm serious, Wayne. And second. You stay with me in your bed. I don't want to be alone. I already felt so alone before this so."

"of course, my love. anything for you." right there and then you felt safe. you knew everything would be ok and Bruce would be there for you no matter what happens like the god he is.

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PT.2 here!

#dc #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne #bruce wayne fluff #batman #the dark knight #batman begins #christian bale x reader #christian bale #deadricslover

[angelmush]

top five kitchen items you can't live without? or ten if it's easier. personally i am so so so grateful for access to an enameled cast iron dutch oven and it makes me wonder what others use ?

oohhh that's such a good question!! im gna have to go to ten LOL

a good chef's knife !! i tend to heavily favor my knives and could run my kitchen w just one or two easily

a big heavy bottomed pot for sauces n pasta n soups, i'd love to have a dutch oven someday lol

cast iron skillet. it is divisive which style of frying pan is best, ppl tend to be deeply loyal to their favorites. i favor a cast iron for most things, especially searing meats, making dutch babies, pizzas, veggies, fried eggs, and so on !! my go-to!! also love that it can go in the oven reliably. but i'd be lying if i wasn't attached to all my pans :'')

stainless or carbon steel pan. has it's moments where it's the right tool for the job. i like these for making fish w a good crispy skin or emulsifying my pasta water w my pasta n sauce

nonstick pan. rare, but useful for things like scrambled eggs and pancakes, delicate things like that.

this is a recent discovery for me, but a food scale!! has been sooo useful for me i've eliminated the use of measuring cups n spoons in my practice (especially 4 baking!!)

a fish spatula!! she's multi-talented <3

tongs or metal chopsticks r saviors for me bc i intuitively want to just use my hands to flip everything and these r a decent substitute to save the tips of my fingers, also great for stirring and imo could sub for a whisk

a large cake pan!! versatile, can roast veggies or proteins in it, bake cakes or cookies, can be used in prep work. just a nice little extra thingy to have around

a set of mixing bowls in a WIDE range of sizes ! soooo nice to have many on hand when meals have multiple components

#i loved this question !! #im a collector of kitchen items so this was nice to be thoughtful and intentional abt what i use the most!! #asks

[strawbs-screaming]

Pizza Pasta Romantic Headcanons

im not even gonna hide it in the tags. @doomstonee COME GET YOUR ITALIAN MAN!! Also if you arent @doomstonee you can still enjoy this :3 (i know how kind i am hehoo)

- heavy with pda, not to the point where its extreme but still likes pda

- baking & cooking are some of his favorite things to do, he'll sometimes make homemade pasta for you during special occassions/anniversaries

- speaking of anniversaries: he will make anniversaries just to get a excuse to make homemade pasta again gift you stuff and dote on you, first time you two held hands? Thats a important date, first time you two hugged? Thats also important

- pretty romantic, will practically use anything to flirt with you,oh you smell something burning? Thats just his heart for you and not the oven currently scorhing the fucking cookies

- tends to get jealous but usually hides it to not upset you, he'll usually hint to it by saying "they seem suspicious" or "i feel like theyre up to something"

- likes showering you in gifts, its basically a 3rd love language for him (first being pda, second cooking and 3rd being gifts)

- will side with you in a argument even when youre wrong, you could rob a bank and he'd defend you with his life

#Pizza Pasta #punch out #headcanon #punch out headcanons #romantic headcanons #enough hiding in the tags #Friendly reminder that if you have f/o from punch out and are moots with me you'll get bombarded with my evil little posts #opening the pizza pasta gates

[lexiscooking]

wow almost a week since my last post O.O

i’ve been eating pasta from previous post for most of this time.. and a lot of bananas.. not sure why lol

uni has officially started, the schedule is terrible, i dunno how will i do.

no time = no job = no money = no food (-᷅_-᷄๑)

today i tried a recipe from my book on seasonal foods

baked pears with cottage cheese and honey 🍐 🍯

and cinnamon and nuts also

i didn’t follow the recipe exactly so i will write the one in the book and specify what i changed (spoiler not that much but JUST IN CASE)

ingredients:

pears

honey

cottage cheese

walnuts

cinnamon

berries (didn’t use them)

lemon juice (also wasn’t used)

cut your pears in half, make a cut in the middle and take out the seeds. spray with some lemon juice and lay on an oiled baking sheet.

in a bowl mix walnuts, cottage cheese, nuts and berries with honey and cinnamon, lay the mixture on top of the pears.

bake for 30 minutes on 180°C. when roasted drip honey on top and spray lemon juice.

so, what did i change? firstly, i wasn’t feeling the lemon juice addition, yea yea, sweet/sour is a nice combination, but not today not on my kitchen. and also didn’t add the berries because, again, it would add acidity, that i wasn’t planning on today. i cut out a bigger dent in mine, so it would hold more mixture. and i added walnuts on top, not in, basically because i forgot they existed >3<

it looks pretty full, but trust me its 99% pear below.

oh and i ended up baking them for only 15 minutes on the same temperature. the pears came out nice and smushy, i added some more honey and cinnamon on top too. pretty tasty, not to sweet for my taste, you can add more or less honey based on your fruits and preferences!

do recommend trying!

some more about my life outside the kitchen: i am healthy now, a little lonely and sad these past days, but this too shall pass. bought a lot of seafood with my last pay check (i live near a sea, so its pretty cheap if its local) so the next recipe will probably be seafoodish :) thanks for reading this peeps, im gonna go eat the pear guts now hehe >:з

#pear #cooking #cooking blog #recipe #food #food blog #seasonal dish #cottage cheese #honey

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP Headcannons

Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!

Luffy

Erm I don’t have much for him

SIKE

Bro smells

Does not wash his ass

Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)

Band kid

For sure

100% a band kid

iPad kid as well

Can’t do anything without entertainment

Has autism

If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)

I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool

Has greasy hair

Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care

Doesn’t floss his damn teeth

HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS

Needs braces

Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them

Paints his nails

Extremely ugly and bright colors

Cat shit green

Dog puke brown

Effervescent Shitstain

Whatever he can find

Usopp

My bbg would also be a band kid

Would not do anything with his hair.

At all.

Not even pick through it.

Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.

WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY

I swear

He just lets that shit grow

Won’t even loc up.

Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR

Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore

I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh

Fat ass

HAD TO SAY IT

Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there

Grabbable asf

Nami

Popular pretty nice girl

Pick me (sorry!)

Would smell like strawberries for sure

Would be the girl to always have lotion on her

Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it

Would always have gum on her

Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask

People ask anyways

Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)

Not bc she gets along better

But because of Sanji 🙁

Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)

Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Stan Nami ong

She would be so proud of her friends

“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“

“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”

So supportive

Very erm

Tough love kinda gal

You definitely have to WORK to be her friend

Robin

I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)

She would teach you Russian for sure

And be like

Super nice about it

I love Robin

She is so

🩷🩷

Guys hear me out

She is a cat person

Would always wear fuzzy socks

Prefers the cold

She is allergic to grass fight me

Does yoga I can feel it in my bones

Would do yoga with you

Definitely bakes

Her favorite show is something true crime related

Zoro

Cmon man

This guy is so likeable

Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is

As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on

But no one knows that that’s why

They just think its cool

But he knows

He knows.

And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom

Straight C student

Sleeps in class

Has neck problems

Complains about said neck problems

Cycle repeats

Everyones friend

Natural born leader fr

Every tía would pass him the baby

He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own

BUT!!!!

He is asexual

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)

Sanji

I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻

Would probably grab my ass

Would probably stare at my boobs

(I’m a well built gal)

Chopper

My son

I adopted him back in erm

1800

Yes

Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so

Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p

Paints his nails

Bites his nails

Has autism

Bc I said so

Definitely loves plain pasta

Like thats his favorite food

Brook

Erm

I don’t really like him either-

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

Bro is a stoner

No more questions

Tokes it up in the back of class

Gives no fucks if he gets caught

The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with

Extremely good trip sitter

I feel like

I really feel like

I hope hope hope

He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways

💔💔💔💔

Brook recovery arc bc i say so

#brook redemption arc

Franky

The fun uncle

Everyone loves Franky

Loud drunk

Extremely loud drunk

Like

Noise complaint loud kinda drunk

Still funny as shit thought

#op #one peice #zoro #sanji #luffy #nami #robin #franky #chopper #Usopp #op nami #op luffy #op chopper #op robin #op zoro #op sanji #op franky #op brook #brook #brook op #sanji op #luffy op #nami op #zoro op #franky op #chopper op #robin op #usopp op

[airbrushfather]

28

hello friend how are you? i have missed you I feel like we haven't spoken in a while. i hope you're well 🩷

28. 3 things you love cooking/baking

im generally awful at making food but

-my peanut butter cup brownies. ive actually lost the recipe rn but they have a layer of pb between two layers of brownie. they r delicious

-fry egg sammy. 🔥

-chicken and mushroom creamy pasta thing i invented myself. onion garlic then add chicken cook till there's no more visible pink then add about 600ml of stock (i use 1 cube chicken 1 cube beef for depth and shit. u could also use more or less depending how wet u want it and how much ur making) then add mushrooms (and other veggies too if u want it's great w broccoli) and a whole tub of cream cheese (use 2 if ur making a lot or if u just want it extra rich) and reduce till a little thicker than u want it. season whenever u season things i usually just do salt pepper and garlic powder. add a spoon of pasta water and obviously eat w pasta. bam there's a danny recipe for you. enjoy

#danswers

[problemcore]

10 people you want to know better

got tagged by @queermoths :) tysm artie this is fun

relationship status: single </3

favourite colours: HEE HEEE i looove purple. my favorite. i also love bright green, and turquoise. and i loooove super super bright slightly pinkish red. yessssssss.

favourite foods: godddd. rice. rice absolutely. in any shape and form. i love it plain i love it mixed i love it fried i love it stuffed (theres this asian chain restaurant i ADORE here that makes fried rice balls stuffed with mozzarella cheese served with teriyaki. i think about that dish at least once a day.)

song stuck in my head: action cat by gerard way <3

last thing you googled: "sniffer minecraft" i had to spread propaganda

time: 18:29

dream trip: god i wanna go to japan so bad. i wanna go to tokyo and eat japanese street food and see the bustling city from up close and the bright lights..... i really thrive in big cities i adore them.

last thing you read: reread chainsaw man volume 7 :) i luv it sooo much

last book you enjoyed reading: god i honestly dont remember the last time i finished a book. but im currently reading hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and having fun with it :) im a slow reader tho .....

favourite thing to cook/bake: mmmm. im definitely more a cook than a baker. i dont like measuring stuff or following rules. i like doing my own thang. probably rice FKNFDS. super fun to make. mostly make it either plain or mixed with veggies (and a metric fun ton of garlic).

favourite craft to do in your free time: honestly just drawing. i draw a bit less lately since i have a job but GOD drawing is my favorite thing in the whole wide world. not very related but i want to learn how to sew as well.......

most niche dislike: oh this is a hard question. i cant remember all the things i dislike nfgdjgndfg. my friend michael helped me out here. its not a niche thing on itself but its niche to dislike it. i do not like sauce on my pasta </3 tried many many a time. i simply do not like it. buttered noodles for me and thats it.

opinion on circuses: god i ADORE circuses. last time i was in one was in likeeeee. 3rd grade i think. i love circuses and i love clowns and i always have.

do you have any sense of direction: god yes. i can go somewhere exactly Once and remember the exact path to that location Forever. i have terrible swiss cheese memory otherwise, but im great with directions.

tysm again for tagging me :) ill tag @illmamnim @my-friends-fan @kiryma @facelesswildlink @cherrrycrow @alltimefade @crabussy and anybody else who wants to join in ^_^

#chris noises #tag game #misc #woohoo! this was fun

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

What are some examples of your favorite things to cook/bake?

well there ARE my cute little small butter cookies :3

this is an old pic bc im NOT baking in this weather but as soon as it gets slightly colder i want to make a batch,,,

as to cook uhhhhh i like making pasta sauces, mostly. like any pasta sauce is very fun to do and quiches

#gio replies

[buck-yyyy]

Hi ok first off I love you very much and you should know that now onto questions:

Do you enjoy cooking/baking? What do you like making most and what's a comfort food for you?

What's the most recent song you heard that changed the chemistry of your brain?

Three objects in your immediate line of sight rn?

Drink of preference: iced tea or ranch? (ur in the midwest so ik it's a v difficult choice to make 😔)

Also if you want a secret uh um im lowkey having a 'damn have I been in love with this person for months and months' crisis with two of my friends AND a 'damn im pretty sure im arospec but definitely still a dyke' crisis at the same time! 😃

ily too <3333

1. i do! im really good at baking, and fairly decent at cooking- still need to work on seasoning ratios though lol. my favorite thing to make is definitely pasta, andddd my comfort food is penne alla vodka but specifically the kind my mom makes :)

2. tie between misery business by paramore and dear maria count me in by all time low :O

3. stuffed animal moth, stuffed animal dinosaur with dinosaur pajamas, aaaaand the idiot by dostoevsky lol

4. i know this is a joke (i think?) but RANCH, holy fuck ranch is so damn good (and i actually don’t like iced tea :0)

5. best of luck figuring it out!! sending many hugs and love <33333

#asks!!! #mates!!!

[cafedanslanuit]

🌷 + ☁️ + 🍃 with Porco, please 🥰

mwah, im doing these for porco again <3

🌷 what do they do when you/your OC are having a bad day at work/school/in general?

my love language is gifts, so he'd send me some coffee and a muffin or something alike. your answers are so alike, haha. also, when im very tired/upset with life, i tend to get very irritated around noise and the smallest of things, so he makes sure not to make much noise when i get home and also offers hugs, that are always welcomed <3 (silenced hugs pls fjsd)

☁️ what is a hobby(ies) or interest(s) of yours/your oc that they'll pick up as well?

i really like baking! and i think i could get him hooked on that as well <3 he prefers to cook pasta and stuff but we start to look for recipes for pastries and all to maybe try it out together :)

🍃 who pursued who first?

he did! but i was hooked on him for sooooo long before lmao. i just never take the first step, so he had to do it, but for me it was a first sight thing. found him so handsome i just had to meet him, and hope the attraction was mutual lol

#thank you dory!!!! loved ur questions mwah <3 #allie answers #.mutuals

[angelmush]

hiii im going to be living w my aunt over the summer and therefore buying my own groceries. I am going to be busy w summer classes and working on the weekends but I do rlly want to try cooking at least once or twice a week. I can make an egg and pasta but that’s about it. What are some of your fave recipes that aren’t super complicated that I could start with if you have any? (I am open to a minor challenge but cooking can overwhelm me so I like a challenge but not too much of one lol). I am also vegetarian (not vegan) if that matters! If you don’t get to this that’s okay !!! I hope u are well 🩷🩷🩷

now it's been a little while for me since i've had to use this model due to moving back home w my family for a time but when buying groceries for one person i found it helpful to follow this sort of structure about once a week! when i do this it feels a lot easier to 'wing it' in the kitchen and mix and match my meal components. and to preface, this is what i find to be helpful and everyone is different and finds different things to work for them!!

1-3 protein sources - i like to center my meals around this because i've found it helps me feel the most nourished and full, i always think of it as things that can be the 'star' of your dishes. i eat meat so i usually do salmon, chicken thighs, and alternate pork + beef. but for u that could b things like tofu, eggs, beans/lentils, mushrooms maybe, vegetarian 'meat' fakes lol, peanut butter if u like any peanutty noodle dishes

3-4 veggies - i love to snack on veggies so i usually get snap peas, cucumbers, + bell pepper just for snacking, and then something like brussel sprouts for roasting as a side dish w a dinner, these can also be frozen

2-3 types of fruit - i am a smoothie enjoyer bigtime so i get a combo of frozen and fresh, almost always mango, and then whatever is seasonal that i can see myself being excited to eat throughout the week

2-3 grains - pastas, premade pizza crusts, bread, rice, etc!! these rly round out ur meals!! and imo they make it simpler to make a meal on the fly. i am a huge fan of microwave rice LOL

2-3 multipurpose dips/spreads/sauces/condiments/pantry items - now here is ur golden ticket for being able to reliably make well rounded and varied meals!!! slowly building up your collection over time is the most cost effective way imo. it's helpful to stock up your pantry w things like baking supplies (flours, sugars, leaveners), spices, shelf stable canned goods (canned tomatoes, beans, vinegars, oils, soy sauces, fish sauce, cartons of things like oak milk), and 'fridge pantry' items (parmesan, herbs, lemons for juice and zest, miso, gochujang, ketchup, mayo, hot sauce, jam, pickles, etc). you can use these to season your food as you cook!

2-3 snacks/frozens - any microwave meals or chips or desserts you might want!!

using this structure makes it easier to look at what you have and be like, i have xyz and they would go together well.

EX. i have rice, tofu, and bok choy, now i can cook the rice and pan fry the tofu and bok choy with my pantry ingredients (soy sauce, miso, sesame oil, chili oil) and create a filling meal!

some of my favorites that could be made vegetarian -

ground pork seared on the bottom of a dutch oven in patties (you could sub tofu or use a fake meat replacement), broken up into smaller chunks, eaten with linguine, sliced snap peas or celery, + a garlicky peanut butter sriracha sauce

pizza w a store bought crust!! super easy, done in like 10 minutes! i like to make mine in a cast iron following this protocol

i really love to dress up ramen w sliced veggies and eggs

i like to make pasta dishes and then form a sauce w parmesan cheese, butter, pasta water, lots of lemon zest and juice and sometimes chicken stock, then adding in peas and fresh herbs at the end

idk if this was helpful at all, but i also have a recipe + recovery tag on my blog w more of these if that is helpful to you! im also on Instagram (@clementineoliveoil) and like to post what i cook there sometimes too!! i wish u all the most beautiful meals in your future!!

#asks #long post #whew sorry that was a lot

[majjiktricks]

18, 19, 26, 29

hello 🥺

18. your boba/tea order? plain ol milk tea. no boba. milk tea my beloved <3 on the rare occasion i dont want milk tea ill get a strawberry cream one with the little popping bobas tho.

19. the veggie you dislike the most? honestly im good with most vegetables depending on how theyre cooked/what theyre paired with 🤔 if theyre roasted/baked with some spices… mmmmmm <3 idk if beans count but i dont like most beans tho

26. how’s your spice tolerance? i actively seek out eating things that make me cry and my nose run. my body's physical tolerance might not be that great but my mental tolerance is pretty high. i endure it because tasty.

29. preferred pasta noodle? hrmrmnmmmmmmm… i enjoy most pastas……….. noodles of all kinds………………. to pick a favorite is hard…. ill say the kind of tricolor rotini they put in pasta salad tho. purely for the whimsy factor.

more here!

#jazz noises #inbox #moosifers

[macarensesangles]

maer's birthday is soon :3

im making the same cake that i did last year, the like knockoff black forest cake, bc that recipe was really fucking good. it was sooooo good it tasted amazing and i was eating cake for days and i want that again.

i think i'll probably end up getting ingredients for it this evening or tomorrow, but i'm not sure if i want to bake it the day before his birthday or the day of. i usually do it the day of but it would make sense to do it before. i should probably also get stuff to cook with bc mushrooms and chicken and pasta would be nice. for birthday dinner moments

not sure what Activity we will get up to. i mean probably a movie or something i just dont know what we'd watch. gotta figure that part out

[fruitsilly]

10 people you want to know better (tagged ppl are under no obligation to do this <3!!)

thank you jude @pansyfem for tagging me! this looks like fun :3

relationship status: single, but heavily lushing/meshing (the sensual/alterous equivalents of crushing respectively) on this guy in my class at uni rn. and i really. Really want him to be my boyfriend holy fucking shit he's so cute. anyways. i also have a milder squish on a girl who's also in my class. i have two exes but i am aromantic and since they were romantic relationships which needed reciprocation they didn't work out. i am still friends with one of my exes (who's also arospec) tho so it's all good!! :•D

favourite colours: my top 5 fave colours are

green

purple

pink

yellow

blue

in that order :)

favourite foods: ough pasta. any kind of pasta really but i am especially partial to lasagne. i also love cheese and pizza. oh and how could i forget!!! millionaire's shortbread!!

song stuck in my head: TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!! although before this it was the borgia family horrible histories song :)

last thing you googled: i use firefox bc im swag so technically i duckduckgo'ed this Anyways. i searched for the tv show "you" bc i saw a gifset from that show featuring a lady i am incredibly bi for and i was like 👀 will i have to watch this now

time: 9.32PM (im gonna write the time of posting this bc i wrote this in my notes app)

dream trip: spain or scotland!! spain bc im learning spanish and scotland bc it's just such a lovely country <3

last thing you read: "the children" by lucy kirkwood! it's a play im reading for my course :)

last book you enjoyed reading: ugh i haven't had the capacity to actually sit down and read a physical book for... too long it's been ages. it's mostly to do with my disabilities and time :( i started reading good omens on my phone but i didn't finish it (i like it so much better than the show lmao). but the actual physical book i read last was "death sets sail" by robin stevens, the final book in her "murder most unladylike" series. ough. ive been with that book series from literally the very beginning. id highly recommend 👍

favourite thing to cook/bake: sadly i don't do enough cooking or baking to know but what i have made is fudge which was quite fun! ive also made a delicious cheesy pasta bake hehe

favourite craft to do in your free time: again. i haven't had the capacity or time to actually make any art since like... march, so, 7 months. yeesh. i miss making digital art. id like to pick it up again but idk when that'll be. id also like to try and get a badge maker bc i have loads of ideas but ugh time is a problem. im just so busy at uni.

most niche dislike: im sure there's Something since im autistic and autism is the Strong Opinions Disorder but nothing's coming to me atm [shrugs]

opinion on circuses: ive only been to one in my life and i really enjoyed it apart from the clowns who i found scary but i was like 8 i think. im less scared of clowns now. also the general aesthetics of them fuck severely

do you have any sense of direction: hardly lol! i have a great photographic memory so even going a certain route once with someone who knows the way i can remember it HOWEVER i am utter shit at finding my way with a map on my own. google maps is always open when im trying to find a place and even then i frequently go in the wrong direction or miss a turning. i just cannot translate distance on a digital map to irl distance. don't even get me started on using a traditional map bc g-d above. id end up more lost than i was before. im excellent at just confusing the hell out of myself <3

tagging: @sillyspooky @skylightz @bromantically @transgenderpolyhedrals @folderone @gir-posting @nvr-pass-spookier-version @heartslobbf @taikacohen @laymedowninsheetsoflinen (plus anyone who sees this and wants to do it just say i tagged you ^_^). again no obligation to do this !! :)

#apple rambles #tag game #rbs turned off i don't this turning into a massive rb chain soz #have fun ppl!

[fafaspace]

Tag 10 (ish) people you want to get to know better!

thank you for the tag dear @zykamiliah❤️

anyway let's try to answer this. 

relationship status: single and unbothered lol.

favorite color: right now are palorosa, black and white 

favorite food: i love chicken in all its presentations such as: “sancocho”, “ajiaco”, “pollo sudado con arroz” and “pollo asado” ect. god bless my mom’s godly hands. 

song stuck in my head: music is like breath for me so all the time im listening smth and for that reason i have many songs at the same time on my mind jshdjsk. today is sally’s song & corpse bride medley and videogames. last week pink venom and last month tchaikovsky pas de deux -on loop forever-. album on repeat motomami by rosalia. and always always lana del rey’s music.

time: 01:03 am.

dream trip: first i wanna travel the places of my own country such:  el eje cafetero, cartagena, monserrate and many “pueblitos”. after that to travel like “mochilero” for every country of latinoamerica. later i would like to go to new york bc it was my chilhood dream when i believed in the “american dream”. also lebanon and turkey bc of my roots -my mom told me my father had ancesters there who emigrated to colombia and here i am lol-. and you know what? i want to travel everywhere bc i want to contain multitudes of memories with people who has all types of realities. and my dearest dream is doing this with my beloved family.  

last book i read: lately i am procrastinating all the time *sigh*. for me is difficult to finish the things that i start -this applies to anime, fics, books, manga and series lol-. this year has been difficult for me so i found comfort reading sns fics, thanks to all the writers who have made me feel all sort of emotions<3. i have been trying to finish the great gatsby and some virginia woolf’s books too. 

last book i enjoyed reading: “el olvido que seremos” by héctor abad faciolince. 

last book i hated reading: if i dont like smth i dont engage myself in it, the only exception was in college ugh. the last movie i hated was purple hearts -as a latina woman who is a “feminist in construction” this movie was infuriating bc my girl deserve better than a man who does not respect her rights. im so sick of women being a center of rehabilitation for men. 

bonus:

favorite food to cook/bake: pasta<3. im very incosistent at cooking  bc sometimes the food i do its a hit but sometimes is a meh. also i do the best passion fruit dessert ever.  

favorite craft to do in free time: making psychological analysis about fictional characters in an unconvetional way. for example last week i was cooking and then i started a rambling about kendall roy to my sister who dgaf about succession lol. and she was like “sick rich man with daddy issues” love her soul lol. and im trying to do better edits and maybe someday i will write a fic. 

most niche dislike: the sound that occurs when you are passing a fork over a plate or pot. it gives me nightmares.

opinion(s) on circuses? I would like to see cirque du soleil<3

do you have a sense of direction? no, i get lost all the time. im embarrasing of myself for this but i got no orientation sense at all, i blame my visuospatial function bc i dont get the goddamn maps either. 

no pressure tagging (feel free to ignore it you don't want to answer!):

@cosmicsasukes @narutouzumakiarchive @tamelee @sueske @sasukesun @johnnysphatass

#personal