Hands you one of these
and one of these
Do you like the idea of pinatas at parties?
ooooo, and a rock too :)
And to answer your question, you might as well be asking me if I breathe air
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Hi, its my first time writting something, i wanted to write something wholesome so here we go, my phone sucks and im still fixing my english so feel free to correct me
ARE YOU ME?
*Eddie was walking down the street...it was a cold chilly night*
V: eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im hungry
E: yeah...sorry man but there are no bad guys...so shut up
V: pussy
E: fuck you
*eddie ad venom kept fighting until the stumbuled uppon a watch...a weird watch...eddie pressed some buttons and some numbers popped up, eddie pressed a random bunch of numbers...1227..suddenly a portal opened beneath eddie and sucked him inside of it.*
V: FUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK
E: shishitshitshitshits
*a few hours later eddie woke up...it was dark as fuck and eddie foun himself in a dark room...*
E: what? What the fuck?
V: tf did you just do eddie?
E: I dont know!
???: hey, sup you finally woke up
*a femenine voice said...it sounded like a teen...*
E: w-who are you huh?
V: WE WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN!
???: woooooooow you have one of dose?
*a girl with long white hair came out od the shdows, her eyes where red and her skin pale, she whore a leather jacket and a black and white skirt, plus some high black boots (the ones that goth, or emo pepole use, i dont know their name, sorry)*
Eddiana: hi, im eddiana brock, but pepole call me eddie
E: ...ok? Where are we?
Eddiana: oh well, you are in my house...but you where like, nocked out so i brought you to bed
*eddiana turns on the lights...her room s filled with posters and lights ad she even has a small fridge*
Eddiana: you want a katkit?
E: a what?
Eddiana: a katkit, a chocolate?
E: isint it kitkat?
Eddiana: no, its katkit
*a white goo emerges from eddiana's shoulder grabbing a "katkit" and eating it*
Eddiana: meet sinner, he is a very bad boy
*the white goo looks at eddie...then at venom...*
S: who tf are dose ugly bitches?
Eddiana: HEY!
V: YOU PUSSY!
E: HEY!
*everyone goes silent...akward...*
E: sooooo where am i?
Eddiana: oh you are in new york
(Finishing later, im leaving it like this for a while, might finish it later, loooove yall!)
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cant even put my fucking ducks in watermelon i thought this was america land of the free
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Random post but my name isn’t Lottie or charlotte in real life😭 it’s actually joslynn but I just really like this one lip gloss brand called Lottie so I stole the name and now I use it for everything
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i genuinely don’t know why people always make remus and roman latino in their human aus but i don’t complain because i actually could put literally all the men my age i know in some position in the spectrum between both of the twins. all my friends are roman or remus or a mix of both it’s uncanny.
i only got a problem when someone makes remus brown and not roman for obvious reasons but that’s less common to see.
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