#im on a role today

[munchychumpkins]

Amy: Why is Rouge listed in your phone as ‘Breast Friend’ ?

Shadow: She wouldn’t accept any other title.

#w0lp3rtinger’s stuff #Shadow #Amy Rose #hanging on to tomorrow #im on a role today #ain’t nobody gonna keep me down ✨

[oddthesungod]

sorry i had to do this

#critical role #critical role fanart #daggerheart #critical role spoilers #dante terrapin #xarlo grandall #critical doodles #they gave us a turtle and a monkey how could I not???????? #i could've done a more polished version of this #but then again im feeling lazy today #so sketchy it is

[blithesharem]

GOOD MORNING guess who's emotional about Asmo

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Wake up. Alone.

Cold compress over eyes. Tepid shower. Exfoliate, soothe, hair mask, softening shampoo, deep conditioner.

Serums one through four. Under eye gel. Facial moisturizer. Hand lotion, body lotion, heel lotion.  

Dress, blow dry hair, begin make up. Something light today. Effortless. Brightening, to hide the undereye shadows that just won’t fade these days.

A tap on Belphie’s door, and one on Levi’s, the two hardest to get up up in the morning. Then to the kitchen to start breakfast.

Fruit smoothies with lots of devildom spinach for the iron. A few dozen eggs, most set aside for Beel. Ham and Bacon and toast. Start a pot of coffee that will rotate throughout the morning. Bitter black for Lucifer. Black with a secret sugar cube for Satan. Cream for Mammon, extra sweet for Levi, green tea with honey for the twins.

Another round of wake ups, this time sticking head through door and chiming as bright a greeting as you can manage. Give them something to grumble about, get them moving, maybe even crack a smile. Satan and Lucifer already awake, if they even went to bed. Mammon unresponsive, a sullen lump on his bed, though he’s surely awake as well.

Back to the kitchen. Feed Beel plate one, try to get Belphie to finish dressing (did he fall asleep halfway through putting his sleeve on?)

Smile. Smile. Smile.

Final round. Cajole, threaten, bribe Levi from out his room, making sure he takes his seat even if he’s buried in his hoodie. Snatch the book from Satan’s hands and promise he can have it back at the breakfast table. Sing Lucifer the time and remind him he promised not to leave for work early today. Climb into bed with Mammon and squeeze him close until he feels himself enough to huff embarrassment and follow you into the hall.

Tease, flutter, flirt, giggle. Smile. Smile. Smile.

This is your job. Your duty. Lucifer leads you all, Mammon guards. Levi the unspoken entertainer, Satan the educator. Beel protects and Belphie comforts. You, who can’t do any of that, not to your standards, does this.

Keeps everyone together. Keeps everyone moving. Keeps everyone waiting.

Because you know they’ll be back. You know Solomon could never let you down. You know it’s only a matter of time until your family is whole again. In the meantime, this is how you help. You make sure your brothers are fed. Make sure they sleep, and shower, and brush their hair. Make sure they bicker, and fight and occasionally even laugh.

You make sure that when they come home at the end of the day, there is always a home waiting for them.

#bithe fic #obey me asmodeus #LOOK look look #he works so hard and he makes sure no one notices #because he knows if they noticed they'd resist it through pride or shame or frustration #so he plays his role perfectly everyday to keep everyone together #he needs his family and he knows they do too #asmodeus i love you #anyway i wanted to write some angst today because im starting to get sick

[mell0bee]

i love orym and fearne’s friendship so much. fearne’s like “OMG guys i stole SOOOOO MUCH STUFF” and orym’s like “show us the top 3!” like he wants to support her in her thievery endeavors but also he needs to know if he’s gotta do damage control lmao

#he knows she is a force of chaos and he supports her 100% but also he wants to make sure it’s SAFE chaos #critical role #cr spoilers #bee watches c3 #bells hells #im 4 hrs into the vod #am hoping i’ll be able to finish it today

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 251

so like remember when i said i was gonna be mentally ill about utena

#day 251 #year 4 #aradia megido #jade harley #homestuck #arajade #revolutionary girl utena #so this is a wip but i dont have the time or energy to finish it today unfortunately #i do plan to finish it at a later date tho #this isnt really meant to be like #a fully realized au or anything #utena doesnt seem like the kind of thing that lends itself super well to this kind of au? #like the kind where you slot other characters into the roles or the setting of the og series #the characters that exist in it are too integral to the like. Point of the thing. to me at least #BUT there are some themes that cross over really well #into the things i find the most most most interesting about aradia and jade and the differences between them #and how they cope with an environment that attacks their agency and like. responsibility. and resisting the established narrative. and. and #and okay TBH? yeah i drew jade in the rose bride fit. but frankly i could say some shit about EITHER of them in either role. #the themes are absolutely there like theres a connection im making in my brain here i swear im just struggling to articulate it #maybe once i finish the drawing i will have finished my rgu arajade thoughts as well.

[koetjingwarrd]

You're my baby, say it to me...

#gundam witch from mercury #gwitch #wfm #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #i bet on losing dogs as per gwitch current story progression aka ep17 do you see my vision... #i have particular mixed feelings on ep 17 most of which i feel that the story is done a bit sloppy i think it started around ep 16 or 15 #i really need to get this out so i could study damn it !! #first of all with miorine with the one who's losing a lot by being complicit with prospera's quiet zero significantly trapping herself furt #er in the cycle of revenge and also losing the friends she has come to cherish and also... at the same time knowing hal truths of what real #ly happened prospera true plan. vanadis. aerial and suletta true nature. earth as a spacian battleground. and the whole lot #i feel like she's rushing thru her birthday to eject sul asap from prosperas plan and now whats done is done i feel like she underestimate #what conviction on how suletta values what family means to her. prospera lines where she wonders whether sul will give aerial up #easily is giving vibes that its possible for suletta to take drastic measures to get her family back. miorine grows up on a world that #is defined by strict rules but suletta does not... that is after she's starting to get over her heartbreak i think... #whats interesting about gwitch is that although it considered utena as one of its base material it mixes said materials with how gundam sto #ryline works while simultaneously keeping up with today's themes. so honestly... when this happened today im a bit pissed #another thing that even though on a surface level suletta plays the role of utena with miorine as anthy they are also anthy and utena #respectively. suletta and utena with their kind hearted and naive self with a sense of justice left behind the insidious plot of the school #anthy and miorine titled the bride who adored their respective partner up to the point of deception and betrayal for their own good #SULETTA AND ANTHY GOD THE WITCh. red motifs. i find it funny they both have siblings okay this is messed up. the character shrouded in myst #ery. SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS THE CHICK WHO IS YET TO HATCHH !!!! RAHHH #insert utena student council theme somewhere around here #and lastly utena and miorine. the “princess”that is ready to take on a world that is threatening her loved one. both are only child god no. #this is my personal feelings but i will find it heartbreaking that despite everthing suletta will runs to miorine no matter how much she #push her away... but i also want and find it interesting where despite loving and believing in her suletta will slowly will ALSO despise #her for letting them drift apart kind of like anthy and utena on the akio apocalypse arc....... do i want this to happen...? do i....? >yes #regardless augh what a heartwrenching lovely episode despite me knowing it will happen at some point during the show #im like the surprised pikachu meme with tears in my eyes

[kingtheghast]

Twice, death was delivered by the hands of a friend.

#limited life smp #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #itlw art #trafficblr #i was harrased by visions so hard that i made this today #started in class at like 9 and finished now at 9. 12 hours of c!Martyn angst painting #anyway im not normal about this role he's taken. it happens again and again huh #im trying to remain as normal as i can in these tags. btw. help #ghast.art #tw stab wound #tw blood #tw injury #tw weapon

[arisushanti]

d&d has forever ruined how i function in the world.

now every fucking time i or anyone else does literally ANYTHING, i fuckin think "nat 1 acrobatics there, buddy" or "passed the deception check, nice"

#is this a dm thing? just assigning real life tasks to its corresponding skill check in d&d #idk maybe #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d memes #dnd memes #dungeons and dragons memes #critical role #dimension 20 #matthew mercer #matt mercer #brennan lee mulligan #tagging those mfs cause they are the reason im the scheming dm i am today

[lunarharp]

i've run out of things to say when i just have a bunch of scribbly stuff again

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i've decided not to squish up tons of things when i've drawn things i quite like but this is truly just randomness so i dont even care bye #no i dont do much but draw. could i be more hyperfixated. no. christ #easthies and lulucy look like tseng and elena... (ff7) and the magic police occupy a similar role to the turks... to me. #so it's funny that easthies doesn't drink since the turks get drunk at places like junon. tseng if he was like Juice for me please. #i hope i draw the rest of the angel au today...do the things in the queue... #ok this probably isn't true (?) but what if im the person who has drawn the most witch hat images. Like..i must be in the top 3. maybe. (?) #quality over quantity is what they say.......🙃 what if i actually focused on one really good piece every few days. What then. lol

[clocks-divorcing-ticks]

Catching up on the last episode of Burrow's End, and watching Brennan play the sweetest stoat mum after watching him play Sean I'm-gonna-pull-a-chair-leg-off-and-beat-him-to-death-with-it Finnerty today is such extreme tonal whiplash.

#dont worry i am sure Tula has some fucked up secrets that are gonna come out because brennan is Like That #and i love him so much for it #Tula is so so sweet but she is also too shrewd to be actually innocent #and Brennan is far too Genre Aware #but RIGHT NOW she seems so sweet and gentle and it is throwing me for a loop after 'im a monster' today #burrow's end spoilers #candela spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role #candela obscura

[littlecutiexox]

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#i dont think i got it #i had another call today too about a different job and the salary is too low for me to be commuting an hour and a half every day on the tra #n with #i have another call in an hour #for a different one #and applied to more places today #so ive applied to i think more than 200 jobs now in the past week and a half #i do have an interview for a different kind of role though in 2 weeks booked in #which is something #im so stressy besties #theres been so much noise today too my sensory overload is screamingg #i gotta be social after work too #and i just wanna lay in bed #but i cant #thank you to everyone that wished me luck #this silly little blog makes me feel so loved and cared for from the people on here #my friends and partner have also been super supportive and its the only thing keeping me from freaking out right now

[thebirdandhersong]

Respectfully. I am tired of being helpful :)

#hold on let me have the five seconds of indignation out and i shall be sane again #i taught the first engineer boy to buy flowers for his performing significant other at a concert #i taught him how to roll up his sleeves and fix his darn shirt. and how to dress for this kind of event #i stayed with him because he was a little antsy about meeting the girl's parents #i taught him to offer to hold a lady's bag on the walk home #and that was just today. i did not need to do those things WHY did i do those things #i am thankfully not in love with him anymore so that's not the problem #the problem is that im sick and tired of being the one who Helps and the one who Aids and the one who assists in smoothing the way for his #happiness. and that is a bit of a blanket statement im not claiming to have formed him like pygmalion and galatea or anything #it is just. i know i HAVE smoothed the way and i know there is no thanks for it not that im asking for it #i just resent the fact that this is my role. stagehand in other people's stories #again!!!!!!!!!!!!! #like why am i the one teaching you how to treat a girl well. considering the history and circumstances

[starrysharks]

i wonder if white people specifically white progressives realise that black people are only ever seen as their skin color first and foremost

#this goes for all poc but im talking about black people here #black people are constantly connected to their skin color and tone in good ways and in not good ways #people will always see you as your race first because white is considered the default #like if someone wanted to insult me the first thing they would go for is my race or gender presentation #whenever an actor is cast for a role people see the fact that they are black before anything else - talent. style. etc is ignored #black people are othered in society to put it bluntly . that is why white people get so upset when black people are cast as any role #or when they uuuuuh you know exist #and if the other becomes the majority - say a movie with mostly black people or a black-exclusive setting #then white people will get uncomfortable and complain #maybe the way i explained it is weird idk im not good at explaining #what im trying to say is that blackness is not something you can hide unless you are able to pass as white/are biracial etc. #and so the many stereotypes about black people are what people see first #what i'm trying to get at is that the way people percive black people completely changes our experiences esp if we're queer or women #a white and visibly queer person will have a different experience than a black and visibly queer person #and white progressives often forget that #sorry if this was explained weird im not a good explainer and also some bad shit happened today so my head is not really in the game #do people even say that god #whatever man

[adrianlikesdinos]

as i was watching hannibal the first time i kept a log of notes, like annotations, in my notes app. and because i am rewatching the show with my parents now i went through my notes for season two. in these notes i wrote down:

Something about dog symbolism and Will being muzzled.

and like yes. absolutely. the dog metaphore and wearing those muzzles. early in the second season will is the one under hannibals influence. he is being trained. he is being the changed. Will is the dog during this time. but, at some point this power dunamic shifts. Will starts to be the one changing Hannibal. and because of that hannibal turns himself in in season 3 and is now the one muzzled. the one changed. the one trained.

#i am also trying to figure out winstons role symbolicly but im to tired for thag now #probably something like wills conscience trying and fighting to the surface like how winston tries to go home #but then eventually he does go home #AH #his control? #over his mind? #idk my brain is fried from ap lit today #hannibal #will graham #hannibal season 2 #hannibal nbc #adrian.txt

[artemis-pendragon]

Yes Laudna was wrongfully murdered by a psychotic power couple trying to unleash evil on Exandria HOWEVER she also did consequentially live long enough for a sexy horse girl to fall in love with her and isn't that every lesbian's dream

#on my imodna bullshit hardcore today my friends #nah im on my imodna bullshit 24/7 lets be real #imodna #critical role #imogen temult #cr laudna #southern gothic #cr #cr3

[sleepless-in-southlands]

i think hermitcraft should have the equivalent of that 'regular guy does the olympics as a reference point for how good the olympians are' where it's just like. person who plays minecraft often enough to know what it is but that's it. they're not bad at the game but they're not about to reinvent the block while they play. around them are feats of divine architecture and world breaking redstone and cinema level plot lines and meanwhile they are living in a lovely one story one room wood house, they just made themselves a diamond chestplate, they are having a lovely day wandering around and complimenting everyone else's builds and politely declining every other hermits' offer to build a base for them

#oizys mumbles #hermitcraft #whenever plots are happening they play into it like a good chap but kinda in the way a civilian is around for a superhero fight #ren's king? oh well sure he is; i dont really have many diamonds to give him tho so doesnt affect me much #moon's big? odd but the world keeps spinning. anyways today im going to start a sheep farm (putting two sheep into some fencing) #for the record i would be Great at this role since my minecraft skills are digging and raising dogs and not much else #so hc if you're looking for a failboy to make the rest of you look even cooler-