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tsugaruu · 1 year

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Not that I'm complaining but why is it that every interaction of soukoku is just

*Chuuya and Dazai bump into each other “accidentally”*

Dazai: oh, god, why again... If only you weren't so small I would've seen you and avoided you, tsk.

Chuuya:

Azzvzhahb no bc it's so funny he makes fun of Chuuya's height every time they meet like come up with something better, Dazai, it's been over ten years now 🙄 I'm hoping Chuuya would just SNAP at his insults one day and

*at Dazai's funeral*

Chuuya: it was a natural death.

Atsushi: you shoved him from the balcony.

Chuuya: gravity is natural.

#not me acting like the manga events aren't even happening #im coping real hard #im petty #bsd #anime #manga #bsd dazai #dazai #anime and manga #dazai osamu #double black #skk #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai bsd #chuuya bsd

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montmartrasse · 2 years

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tiktok ghost fans be like the name dewdrop comes from an nsfw source it's too sexualized instead we're gonna call him sodomizer

#im petty #dewdrop ghoul #the band ghost #shut up ray no one cares

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cherrychapstiq · 8 months

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Sand is a classy dude. I'd have thrown Boston under the bus "Yeah? You decided to talk, while just a few days ago you were bouncing on Top's dick you piece of shit"

Because I am not a classy lady 💅🏻

#only friends the series #only friends #sand #boston #im petty

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sage-green-kitchen · 29 days

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One time I went on a date to see one of the Hercule Poirot movies and he didn't like it and said Agatha Christie was a "bad mystery writer and too predictable" so I ghosted him and now the only predictable mystery he is solving is why I don't respond to his texts

#hercule poirot #classic literature #agatha christie #murder on the orient express #a haunting in venice #death on the nile #mystery novels #mystery movies #im petty #ghosting #lol

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armouredheart · 10 months

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the reason i am a fob + taylor swift fan is because i too never got over anything that has ever happened to me

#im PETTY #and full of pain #taylor swift #fall out boy

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yooniesim · 1 year

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what I really love is noticing when early access ppl block me for sharing their cc, then I make sure to steal theirs first and share it to as many ppl as I can as fast as possible 😂

#ceci speaks #text #nonsims #gif warning #ceci likes kpop #i dont use your stuff but i sure know a lot of ppl that were thinking about subbing u #not now tho #🤭🤭🤭#im petty

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ineffably-graham · 8 months

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actors and idk various nice people of tumblr!!!! i need your help!!!!

auditions for my school's production of peter and the starcatcher are this tuesday and wednesday (haven't decided which day i'm going). i'm a senior, and have been in every single production i can at my school aside from one musical because i thought i couldn't sing (i then proceeded to do three musicals, two in programs outside of my school).

skip to the ******* if you don't want all this context and want to get to the main idea of this post!!!!

i want the role of blackstache really bad. i genuinely think i'm a good fit for the role! while i'm not too confident in my singing, i've gotten good roles in the 2/3 musicals i was in, so maybe i'm selling myself short.

a few days ago, i was talking to a friend in the grade below me, and when i mentioned blackstache was a singing role, he said something along the lines of “oh, i’ll get it then” or “yes!!!” or “easy” (i don't actually remember what it was). so crazy rude. (if u think im overreacting, just know i have expressed to this person multiple times that i get major anxiety around auditions and am self conscious about my singing. also they have never heard me sing alone/not in ensamble before). but this person is an incredibly talented singer, so it's relatively realistic that they get the role (even if i'm a senior).

because i am a petty bitch, i now need the role. so bad. i want karma to come in and give me the role so i can prove that guy wrong, and he gets humbled. he's a friend of mine, i love them, but that was an incredibly rude thing to do. so as much as i care about this guy as my friend, i do want to see him be incredibly wrong after saying such a rude thing. i've worked really hard to get to where i am in terms of performing on stage, and i just don't like when people are upfront and open about thinking they're better than you.

i'd be happy with any role, and i am preparing myself to not get blackstache, but that said i will do everything in my power to get the role, so when i don't get it, i can at least say i did all i could!

*******

tldr: i need the role because i'm petty and want karma/revenge. any tips for my audition? specific to the role or otherwise.

#vent #acting #advice #reply or reblog!#peter and the starcatcher #blackstache #blackstache peter and the starcatcher #im petty #but i think its honestly fair #super long vent #sorry about that #theater #musical theater #christian borle #theater advice #acting advice #audition #audition advice

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fandomhoppers · 13 days

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I’m so petty. I just realized for the past few projects for my US Government Class that included the Constitutional Convention or the Founding Fathers in some way I have actively switched to a mix of 1700s prose with the modern language just to try and annoy the hell out of the teacher. Funnily enough, it helps me as many of them have a word minimum, and the prose has so much flourish that it just works?

And if I just didn't know how to write it with the same meaning as the modern English I put the original sentence in Chatgpt and just slowly merged them.

Did I take it exactly how it appeared and place it in my work?

No, that would've screwed me over as they would have grounds for academic dishonesty and I have a budding reputation. I only took certain words that I knew they would have to research to know the meaning of.

Was it time consuming?

Very

Was the petty revenge satisfying?

Yes

#amrev #school #government class #classes #im petty #hopper speaks

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savage-flirtation · 7 months

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Sound up*

😂😂😂

#willard and wanda #lovindamusic74 #bitch don't play #im petty #and known to throw shade #when your co-workers are pissing you off #funny video #funny song #funny #puppets #funny puppets #great song #awesome voice #chelsea regina #simply regina

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sage-greenery · 2 years

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*stealthily changes everyone’s netflix pfps to mike wheeler*

#im petty #and tired of the slander #no one is safe #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler

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cxmembert · 6 months

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the kid i was babysitting just threw up on me. josh charles, why the fuck would you let this happen

#im petty #dead poets society #dps #josh charles #knox overstreet #still giggling at the fact that he went on a blocking spree like yandere dev with his discord bans #blaming every minor inconvenience on mr charles

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dontfuckingtouchme1 · 6 months

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I went through my bfs old phone, as one does. Saw nudes from a girl he talked to before we got back together but, he was supposed to be mourning me (even though I was married during that time) I had to seriously fight the urge to find out who she is, post them to his Facebook and tag her. Lmaooo I'm crazy AF man.