#im pissed as fvck

[toomanyopinionss]

Scattered thoughts after watching the finale of GEN V

Spoilers Ahead

i forgot how ANGRY homelander makes me. like i haven’t seen that awful mf in my screen in a minute but the candle full of rage i hold for this man is clearly not snuffed out. mr. how to ruin everything in 45 seconds or less. fvck homelander

lord, and the RACISM of this whole thing just has me so fvcking heated, because of course the two pretty cis white kids are the heroes (even though one of them supposed to be dead according to public records, and the other ones boyfriend killed the mf principal) and not the top ranked kids in school, three of which are poc and queer (possibly all queer, emma gives off a vibe). like emma, marie, jordan, and andre are arguably 4 of the most decent students on this campus. the only thing marie has done is fucking exist, and the world has just delivered nothing but awfulness to her. gtfo of here, im so upset.

if the term “morally gray” was a universe it would be this one. cause fuck indira but fuucccckkkkk homelander.

if they don’t do right by andre, im going to be so pissed. the fact that this episode showcased the most of him we’ve seen as a character and it was still half-assed?? i want moreeee

bruh, i know in the battle between action/drama and romance, that the former has to take precedence in this type of story, but even emma and sam got a fucking conversation. are you so serious? limoreau didn’t have time for a 2 minute discussion about their relationship??? the writers could have added a couple more minutes to this 30 minute episode? it’s been CRICKETS y’all, and i demand reparations. i mean we’re not gonna see them again for another, what… 2 years??The jordan and marie moments are so cute, don’t get me wrong, but they are minuscule after episode 5. I be having to run to fan fiction just to satisfy my need for emotional closure. do better

CATE. now ms. gorl, we were rooting for you. and you went and made a mess of things. and quite frankly, trying to get to jordan destroyed my last string of patience for her ass, and it was already fraying the minute she messed with sam. i am officially un-identifying as a cate apologist. if we bein honest, marie should have gone for the other hand too.

bruh, lowkey loved sam’s arch this episode, i don’t know. his character intrigues me, and he’s been through so much stuff, i just wanna give him a hug. When he said “I hate myself.” i felt like crying. homelander needs to keep his greasy no good, bloody mf hands off of him, i swear

Ok this is getting lengthy

i love this show and it’s characters, for the record, in case that wasn’t clear lol

8.5/10

#toomanyopinions #gen v #gen v spoilers #gen v amazon #marie moreau #jaz sinclair #jordan li #derek luh #london thor #andre anderson #chance perdomo #emma meyer #lizze broadway #cate dunlap #maddie phillips #sam riordan #asa germann #homelander #and his nasty self #show review #limoreau #mariejordan

[hughungrybear]

Me watching Dangerous Romance Ep 5:

1. Wow. Grandma IS aware of Kanghan's issue with his dad. Good for grandma giving Kang the motivation (and inspiration) he needed to improve himself. 😊

2. Kanghan and Sailom testing the bounciness of the bed. I kennat 😂😂😂

3. Oooh, share bathroom and connected bedrooms. So many dirty thoughts forming already lol 😅😅😅

4. Grandma using Kanghan's old shirt to fix Sailom's bag and selling Kang every chance she gets. If she isn't a shipper, I will lose my sh*t 😅😅😅

5. Sailom, why are you behaving like a blushing maiden? But Kanghan, why are you stripping? 🤣🤣🤣

6. Gods, if I was the driver, the bickering at the back will definitely piss me off lol It's hard enough to concentrate on the road

7. Oh, so June (Nabdao) is a trainee teacher? Man, I don't like romance between student and teacher (even if she is a trainee). On the other hand, Pimpah looks fascinated already.

8. What's with Kanghan and his propensity to phone snatching (only applicable to Sailom's device)? 😅

9. Ah, Engineering. Should have known since this is a BL lol But Kanghan not having a dream is just plain sad.

10. The fvck, Kanghan? It's cute he still thinks he likes Pimfah more than just a friend. But I also just love Sailom's sassiness and turning the sh*t around on Kanghan. Introvert, my ass lol.

11. Saifah calling his little brother out lol But I think it hurt my soul a little when Kanghan seemingly not notice Sailom's getup. Also, Pimfah scoring an unintentional date with Teacher Nabdao is smooooth.

12. Well, that lasted about 5 seconds. But seriously, only 20,000 baht a month for engineering jobs? Damn and here I thought earning only 30,000/mo in my home country's currency as a Science grad is effing laughable.

13. Hmm, there are hints of Sailom getting a uni scholarship abroad in future eps.

14. Whaddya mean it's scary? The bearded dragon looked cute. Although, pooping on Kanghan's shirt ain't cool lol

15. Oh, Teacher Nabdao, as much as I agree with you on Sailom's future his present does not allow him to quit being Kanghan's tutor. Romance aside, he cannot afford to lose this job if he wants to save himself from the loan sharks.

16. I'm sure, after some time, both Kanghan and Sailom will be aware that they are wearing a couple's shirt lol.

17. Uhm, pretty sure everybody else is still pumping their partner's chest, Kang. Just CPR, no mouth-to-mouth resuscitation happening in this open house 😳🫣

18. Guy and Nava. Just literally kiss (each other) and make up lol.

19. Oh, so Sailom originally wanted to be a musician/performer, but due to financial reasons, chose Engineering instead? 😭

20. Kang, you do realise this performance fully demolishes your claim that Sailom is introverted lol Also, where is Pimfah? Did she sneak away to find Teacher Nabdao? 😅 <after a few seonds> oh, nvm, there she is in the audience.

21. And here I thought for a hot minute the Kang forgotten Pimfah. Ah, gods dammit.

22. Wait, I'm confused. Does Pimfah like Sailom??? When? How? Why??? 😭😭😭 This is a love triangle that I didn't expect nor need 😶‍🌫️

I hope the preview kiss is not Kanghan trying to prevent the (im)possible romance between Sailom and Pimfah 😑

#dangerous romance #dangerous romance ep 5 #kanghansailom #kanghan x sailom #kangsailom #perthchimon #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit

[s1l4s-l1k3s-t0m4t03s]

IM SO P1SSED IM ANGRY AS FVCK I WANNA K1LL MYSELF BUT UR CALLING MY BLUFF AND YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE US ? IM SO P1SSED

#Spotify

[gewbxr]

My friend got mad at me for sending TOTAL DRAMA PICTURES. “ Stop forcing your fandom on me!1!1! “ That was not my intention. I NEVER MENT THAT. I WAS JUST SHARING MY INTEREST. HES ALWAYS STARTING ARGUMENTS OVER THE STUPIDEST SHT. HE KNOWS I GET MAD EASILY. HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS “ FuNnY “ … This he tries ticking me off more by fixing a simple area. BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WOULD MAKE ME MAD.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PLATONICALLY. BUT IM GETTING TIRED OF HIS SHT. Like… Just.. I dont know what to do. I blocked his number. I didnt want to argue anymore. We have been friends for 6 years. Hes changed so much. I hate it. I ACTUALLY HATE IT. HE PURPOSELY ALWAYS TRIES TO START AN ARGUMENT TO PISS ME OFF. BECAUSE HES BORED. LIKE WHAT THE FVCK. Im tired. Am I in the wrong. Please tell me. ( I have another older post about him ) This is the 2nd time ive had to block him.

#am i the villain? #total drama island #drama #someone help #Whos wrong

[intoafandom]

Me: I’m gunna say it. Im finally gunna publicly day it

Them: dont do it b!tch

Me: FVCK iron heart. So fvcking stupid the dumbest most disrespectful thing marvel has ever done.

Seriously i hate this concept more than ANYTHING. It literally makes zero sense and it just pisses me off. We don’t need another iron man. We dont need someone replacing tony stark.

And we sure as hell dont need, nor want, ANYONE trying to replace robert downey jr. send fvcking tweet

[juanlovino]

I thought this can only happen in movies...

A'ight so earlier this evening this old folk

happens to talked to me.

(Well he's a random

old folk that I know and we are not even close

"afaik" and he's the oldie that pisses me off.

because he somehow act like he is "entitled"

lol)

So, heres the thing. he approached me and talk

about some stuff. (Just nodding my head off)

until he talked about life. he told me about his

struggles for raising his family. on how he

handle to sent his kids to school until college

and able to feed them and that he came into a

situation that even their personal belongings

had to be sold at a Pawnshops. (and that

caught my attention) until he asked me. "Well

how about you? how life's going on you?" and

im like WTF?! REALLY!? SOMEONE CARED TO

ASK HOW MY FVCKING LIFE WAS GOING? LIKE

FVCK NO! THIS AINT REAL. IM JUST A FVCKING

LOSER.

and at that moment I just wanted to hug him and say thank you for asking.

(you can say that I am over reacting by just some old folk asking about my life. but for me it was something because my own old guy didn't asked me like that. )

and wanted to burst out my frustrations,

expectations and stuffs. but then again I just

fvcked it up by saying "I always wanna die

sometimes" and we both laughed. until he said

"Son, life is not as easy as it looks it is like mountain with ups and down steep and fair. but always remember there is always a way. you just need to be focused and get up when you fall" and I'm like yeah.. life is a dog. (and laughed) then he taps my shoulder "Tyaga lang anak, Tyaga lang" until we both part ways..

Well, it was true that I always fvcked things up

but I always trying so hard to get those things

to be re-aligned.

—|||Ø™

#life #realpov

[beetle-sandwich]

I can’t believe I joined the Kuroko no Basuke fandom 7 years late... ;-; ;-;

Now, all I see when I’m searching for fanfics, they’re completed about 5 years ago. And as for the unfinished ones, they last updated 4-8 years ago and the authors seems to have forgot about them and I’m pissed as fvck.

Where in the hell could I read anymore more works about this shtt? I think Imma cri... ;-; ;-;

#kuroko no basket #kuroko tetsuya #kagami taiga #aomine daiki #kise ryouta #midorima shintarou #atsushi murasakibara #kagakuro #aokise #im pissed as fvck #why do i have to join a fandom 7 years late? #imma riot #imma rant

[scoups4lyfe]

hahahaha I know I heard the Fked up demon belt say this like 10 minutes ago (not even) ,,, but its still so fking funny

Ah, yes. That's my good friend

*tries to read smudged hand-writing* Deal! :D

hgnghhnghh

HE STILL FVCKING BLAMES GEORGE LOL

lmao fool, it ain't his fault your belt left you. ¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯

lmaooo you got me there. That's a good fxxking question.

George, what DID you do? 👀

That Davy-Jones Locker mfer just SHOWED up ://

(Hate this guy)

Idk why I didn't think you knew about Oltecca's weirdass mannequin factory.

uM

woah fking wooooooah.

Davy-Jones appears and all of a sudden Oltecca......:(( bro he looks like he's about to cry

(Yeah I bet you fking freak)

eughhh. I'm sick of this dude.

UOH -

oh. HELL. no

GET UR FVCKING HANDS

OFF FROM HIM

YOU SICK FREAK

#fkin no #you are NOT making me watch Oltecca #get fking #UGH #what THE FVCK #davy-jones I DESPISE you #I wanted to think the best of you SO fking BADLY #you NASTY FREAK #Oltecca I'm sooo sorry dude #man someone get hIM some fking HELP #im pissed #and super uncomfortable #kronthescoup #my thougts #kamen rider revice #kr revice #revice #ikki why is ur demon so cringe #watching revice #revice spoilers #kamen rider #olteca #wtf bath 25?? hours #revice liveblog

[druggedchicken]

im going to talk a little bit about how i used Ne-Ti as a kid and why i shouldve known i was an entp a long time ago

as a 9 year old, i had A BUNCH of tiny projects going on and every single one of them was cringe as fvck and literally everyone hated them but never really said anything about it because i was a kid (i could tell they didnt like them but i also knew they were "stupid and closed minded")

best example is that i would bother my elementary school teacher every day about new things we could add to our classroom/ classes so everyday things would be easier and more fun to do, surprisingly every brilliant idea of mine was tossed under the rug with a "thats a great idea eve ill think about it!"

when i was about 9-10, even tho i had a pretty good amount of toys and dolls to play with i got bored of them so i started making paper dolls, which were literally so stupid now that i think about it but i made each of them a paper backpack (it could open and close), notebook (with some writing in it obvi), pen (i was disappointed once i figued that the insane amount of ink i put on the tip wouldnt actually write stuff, so crazy ik), different clothes they could change (they had little hooks and i would hook them on their shoulders, waist, est..),

god i just remembered this but i would give them all different powers like they were winx but like my version ofc, and they all had a couple special attacks and they all had different names and what they do and stuff, mind you these were literally just paper but i cried when i had to throw them out when we moved out

the most recent example is still funny to me, it happened couple months ago. i made a playlist for my american enfp bestfriend and i named it ovi orasi (meaning deez nuts in my mother language) and in the description i wrote "hi bestie check the meaning of the name on google translate i love you i hope you like it♡" and i cant believe he actually deadass didnt think anything about it is suspicious and just did it and was like "eve i cant fucking believe you"

and the one im genuinely ashamed of, when one of my instagram mutuals posted spoilers for fruits basket on her story (it was before i watched it so i got so pissed). i was thinking of a way to pay her back and i saw she was reading tokyo revengers so i wanted to post spoilers for it on my story but i didnt want everyone to see it, so what i did was hide story from absolutely everyone except for her and thats when i posted HUGE spoilers and she actually saw the story and honestly i think she unfollowed me after that

#mbti #entp #intp #estp #istp #entj #intj #estj #istj #enfp #infp #esfp #isfp #enfj #infj #esfj #isfj

[toomanyopinionss]

I want to talk about

Surviving Summer

(nonspoiler/spoiler)

hey y’all, it’s been a minute since i’ve done one of these. let’s get into it…😏

So i genuinely like this show. Just finished watching the second season, in fact.

I feel like it’s the good amount of cheesy and adorable and mind numbing without being too formulaic and basic like some of these Netflix originals tend to be. Now it can be annoying and cringy sometimes, don’t get me wrong. But it’s got some pretty good actors and actresses with enough heartfelt moments and playful scenes to make one feel content. She’s not a top ten, but she never tries to be, you know??

As for the show itself? Surviving Summer is the perfect name for it, because Summer the character? a HOT mess. I cannot stress this enough, the frontal lobes on that one are not fully formed. It’s especially apparent in season 1. Even so, i love her 🥰. I cant help it ok? She has the confidence that i dreamed of having in high school, and now tbh.

I won’t go to deep into every character, but let me just say this: they will ALL annoy you at some point. It’s so obvious that they’re teenagers, cuz they childish. But they all care about each other most of the time, and surfing. It’s a great summer watch! go for it, don’t be shy

7.5/10. Surface level fun with shenanigans galore and annoying teenagers.

SPOILERS

Y’all the second season was gooood. I liked it better than the first tbh. Summer, like i said before was much more serious and focused, but it didn’t change her personality at all, which i loved.

I liked how they got more into Bodhi’s conflicts with surfing and the racism in the industry on her end. If anything, i wish they had time to do even more with it. Because everything else they did with her character this season was just bleh. A half hearted conflict between poppy blown WAY out of proportion and a half assed queer relationship that was cute but barely touched on because hottake Netflix hates their wlws and their black main characters 🤭(oop who said that)

Poppy and marlon were cuteeeee. sidenote, who else forgot that bodhi and marlon had a thing, cuz i sho did 👀. they have such good chemistry and it just warmed my heart. SPEAKING of good chemistry…

✨“summer have you seen yourself?”

summer and baxter are the only mf choice, im SORRY.

immediately side eyeing anyone who says that summer and ari should be together, because i’m not sure you and i watch the same show. another steaming take, but I never bought into summer and ari. they are too sibling for me. i was taken ABACK when they kissed in season one. I genuinely did not see it coming. they play off each other nicely, but in a romantic way? NOPE, i don’t buy it.

but from the first scene with baxter and summer, i knew. it was intense. the casual touches, the instant bind they formed, the way bax looks at her 🤭…

you cannot compete where you don’t compare, Ari is not the one 🤷🏾‍♀️

anyone else? hmmm…

oh, y’all join me in a big FVCK you to Elo and Wren. they both suck actual ass and i hate them both.

it’s the way that they treat everyone like shit equally. even their own brother? like what the fvck is wrong with them?

like especially wren. being jealous and overly competitive is one thing. but they way she handled the bodhi situation, plus the way she outed her old teammate? literally bordering on racist and homophobic like wtffff. maybe a lil psychotic too, cuz why is she literally a threat to summer’s life? don’t take it out on her cuz your boyfriend is an indecisive disaster. at least they didn’t give wren a redemption, i would have been so pissed off like fvck her.

ok this is getting long. tldr, Season 2 was entertaining and fun. poppy and marlon were cute, summer was awesome, ari does not need a girlfriend, justice for baxter, and wren and elo will not be seeing the pearly gates.

#surviving summer #surviving summer netflix #netflix #2023 #sky katz #summer x baxter #summer x ari #poppy x marlon #baxter radic #summer torres

[fuck-customers]

this is a late submission but i am NOT OVER how much i hated working at willgood.

i was stuck in the back sorting donations and what they call hardwares basically anything that isnt clothes and the quotas i needed to fill were ridiculous. i was meant to have $300 worth out on the floor every hour which is IMPOSSIBLE when people just donate TRASH our shelves were always crowded and packed with goods meaning stuff broke often just from gravity doing its work and my managers hated that i didnt work fast enough or priced things correctly (in their eyes ofc. there isnt really a real pricing system there except for dvd bundles). it sucked even more when i was informed we cant price any hard item lower than 3.99 and the system would know if we did. and then i visit any other willgood and hey would u look at that!! they ARENT overpricing their dvds and random items and their shelves arent overfilled 🙃 like theres no way those willgoods are meeting the same quotas i was expected to meet so maybe i just managed to get a shitty willgood. it also got really hot in the summer and im pretty sure i almost got heat stroke at one point because there was no ac and we had to leave our water bottles in the lockers.

the manager had the audacity to act surprised and begged me for an extra week when i gave her my two week notice

not to mention the customers are actually insane

i had a guy hand me a plate and ask if there were anymore in the back ??? r u kidding me if this plate had any matching ones its long gone

another customer threatened to piss on the floor because our bathrooms werent open, one stripped down near the dresses because our fitting rooms werent open, and another one just stole one of our carts from the back where its employees only when i was pricing something for someone at the register

luckily ive been out for a while my last day was 7/16 but everytime i think about that job i get pissed FVCK MANAGEMENT AND FVCK CUSTOMERS

[remi-briggs]

dont yell at me but im lowkey pissed that the only female variant of loki is automatically a love interest to the og loki. like they didn’t even built it up? they put them both on some moon that was about to explode or sth, let them have fun beating stupid people up and then the next episode mobius goes with omg you have fallen😳🤯. why couldn’t sylvie’s only role in this mess be being a loki variant & a bestie to our loki? why did they see a woman and screamed 'put her together with him!!' so that he can hopefully learn to love himself through her.

why couldn’t they give us at least one or two more female!loki variants chilling in the void? (lokis are gender fluid and can shape-shift yet they are all he/him all the time im not even gonna touch that stfu mcu)

nah, my goddess of mischief doesn’t deserve to be there simply for someone else’s character development ??? she’s a wholeass person who still needs character development herself. fvck u

i dont ship sylki out of sheer bitterness &spite and i am very determined to keep not shipping them in s2 even though im in love with them both separately & their chaotic/disaster bi besties energy

#this has the same energy as thor & jane??? #they literally met and spent like a day or sth together and suddenly they were the loves of each other’s lives?? #stop it pls #pls dont attack me im sensitive #sylvie loki #sylvie laufeydottir #sylvie #loki series #loki

[santiagonex]

going through monwinn tag and im pissed all over again they didn’t happen... both actors were all for it but of course the untalented writers and producers don’t know what’s good... fvck them bjtches

#monwinn #supergirl

[bongbottom]

The post got removed bc it went against guidelines 😔✌

oh fvck im too late i wanted to see it, i saw the sfw version and im drooling, puff is so talented like wtf???

-🌻

ITS SO GOOD IM PISSED THEY TOOK IT DOWN

[intoafandom]

bro... people are treating debrusk like shit when this man and his family has received death threats. this must be an awful and traumatic experience for him

I canr believe ive been able to hold off on my ranting but I cant shut up any longer cuz man oh man do i have things to say.

First of all, let’s address the death threats. Im pretty sure everyone on here know about them at this point but im saying this again anyways. After the game 2 in the series against the maple leafs, Jake started receiving death threats from fans. The threats were then sent to his family members as well. And as far as i know, im pretty sure there’s still bitter leafs fans who are still telling him to tear something or get another concussion on twitter.

Jake didn’t have a great season last year, but we should be giving him a pass for it honestly. Last year was covid season. They had no fans there and were basically in their own little bubbles. Jake’s from edmonton and thats where all his family is and he wasn’t allowed to see them. He was also single during that time so he didn’t have anyone to go home to. And I’m also pretty sure that he wasn’t allowed to see his teammates in person when they weren’t at a game or practice. So he was basically alone for over a year and for a guy like him, it must’ve been really hard.

Not to mention all the death and sickness that covid brought, and NOT TO MENTION HOW JAKE GOT COVID TOO DURING THAT TIME. (“Maybe covid will finally light a fire under his *ss” yeah fvck you twitter)

If anyone has seen his interviews from last season, he was very open about his struggles with mental health during that time and there were other bruins who felt the same, notably Chris Wagner who mentioned they all pretended like they were fine but actually weren’t at all.

So when you couple the threats, covid, and the never ending hates he’s been receiving from bruins “fans” the last year and half/ two years, its no wonder he’s been having mental health issues. You’d think people would realize he’s not doing great mentally right now and stfu. At this point, its not even criticism of his game anymore. People are defaming his character and his work ethic now and its honestly pissing me off so much.

Like do you bruins “fans” just forget how he destroyed the maple leafs in the playoffs two years in a row? Do y’all forget how he was a huge part of the 2019 playoffs? Or how he was a reason the bruins were finally able to beat the capitals? YALL FORGET HOW HE SPEND VALENTINES DAY WITH A CANCER PATIENT AND WENT BOWLING WITH HER AND HER FAMILY!?!?

Ugh can yall tell how mad i am. Listen, if you’re a bruins fan, you are allowed to criticize your team and the way they play. But continuously making fun of and threatening and BOOING your own player after he’s done so much for the team and this city is so freaking disgusting. And yall wonder why he requested a trade smh.

I think part of the reason he requested the trade was because of some bruins fans. We’re an original six fanbase and our city has a huge history of winning at like everything so there’s an expectation when you play for the bruins. We’re harsh and blah blah blah but this is too far. He’s been dealing with mental health struggles for so long and your added hate is probably one of the things that pushed him over the edge. (“Kid needs to grow a spine” STFU TIMMY HES BEEN DEALING WITH MENTAL HEALTH FOR LIKE TWO YEARS STFU!!!)

Ugh it just pisses me off so much. It was obvious that Jake wasn’t happy here anymore and you could even tell on behind the b. He still loves his teammates (as Taylor Hall said in an interview recently) but he can’t stay here and be happy unless people stop shtting on him constantly and using him as a scapegoat for whenever we lose. You can have your expectations, but dont criticize him if he doesn’t score at an ovechkin level or some sht. Jake literally had a three or four game point streak a few games ago and no one gave a sht cuz he wasn’t scoring goals, which seems to be the only thing certain bruins fans care about. Not everything is about goals.

It took a lot of courage to go out there and play last night in front of us after the news dropped. He could’ve sat out, but he didn’t cuz the team needed him and he IS a boston bruin. Booing him last night was the final straw for me. That was disgusting and classless and even avid jd haters on twitter were saying that was too much.

Yall forget he’s only 25. He’s still young and you 40/50 year olds constantly shtting on him (as if any of you could do better) is bound to have an effect on him.

At this point, I do want Jake to leave. Jake is my favorite player (since Tuukka’s not technically on the team) and I want him to be happy above all else. He’s not happy here anymore and wants to leave so I think he should. As much as it pains me and as much as I would love to keep him hear forever, unless certain people stfu or Jake suddenly becomes happy here again, then i do think he should leave and find a place where he can be happy, even if that means he has to find new friends and teammates to love.

At the end of the day, half of bruins nation needs to take a chill pill and calm the fvck down. He didn’t betray us, we betrayed him. Everyone turned on him and it’s honestly just sad. He didn’t give up on the team or let them down, he’s just finally taking care of himself for once.

Ok I think im done

And im not going back to reread that cuz its long so no

#boston bruins #bruins #jake debrusk

[kayyeffsee-blog]

Bangtan fics that I’ve read and liked (will get updated)

uhh, so the thing is that a lot of jikook fics will be in here, as it is my otp. But I have  also put in many others. Thank you!!! (this goes in descending order, so newer ones will come on top, and i still have a lot of older fics, they’ll come at the bottom) (all fic titles in italics are my ult favs and all ships in bold have their plot and are not just implied)

On Patrol  and  On Patrol - Season 2 : jikook, yoonseok, namjin, police au, LOVE this series, check it out!

summary: Officer Jeon has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.Officer Min has a strange neighbor he can't seem to keep out of his life.Captain Kim finds comfort in his son's homeroom teacher. Well, cops need some loving too, right?

A Gilded World : i cannot believe this fic aint down there, yoonjin, must read, chaebol au (i love them), ULT FAV, kdrama au, with vmin who has a tiny storyline too, and side namseok, rated E, 169k words, bros jinkook, READ IT, the fic that got me interested in yoonjin.

summary: Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.

baby, love me hard and hold me tight : jikook, ceo kook, tsundere-yet-not-so-tsundere min, lots of smut, dancer jimin. summary’s too long.

all the light we cannot see : yoonkook, spaceship au, tsundere yoongi, wow i read a lot of those, rated E, 109k words.

summary (part of it):  (when jeongguk finally gets his chance to sail the cosmos, it’s onboard the ship of an aggravating man named min yoongi. he thinks it’ll be extraordinarily dull—but the universe, and the legend of treasure planet, have other plans.)

note: another not so common yet not completely rare pair, i honestly love this fic so much.

nobody's like you  : jikook, college au, pissed jimin,dense kook, a cute fic, rated T, 20k words. 

summary: if you have a crush but you don't know you have a crush, is it really a crush? and other great philosophical debates with jeon jeongguk.

or, jeongguk kinda fucks up and jimin can only take so much.

흰 여름 ('White Summer') : yoonmin, non-au, lil angst, rated T, 24k words. 

summary: “Diversity,” Namjoon had said when he had explained the concept to them. “Learning to love yourself, no matter what.” “We already did that,” Yoongi had pointed out. “Literally the same title.” But Namjoon, when he looked at him, had seemed strangely bright and somber at the same time. “Not like this,” he had said.Or, Jimin and Yoongi have to kiss for an MV. And deal with the fallout.

7 Minutes in Heaven : yoonmin, highschool au, fluff, mutual pining, rated T, 8.4k words, too long a summary.

♛ Chrysoprase ♛ : vmin, abo but with a twist, aristocracy au, ongoing, a piece written beautifully, rated E, 39k words, rich tae and poor min.

summary (partial):  Taehyung is a rich boy who gets captivated by a trapeze act from an unknown Omega at a theater show sending him on a ride of emotions--and ruts. 

   Mono No Aware : jikook, rated E, 104k words, divorce au, model agency au, summary’s too long.

Cotton Candy  : highschool au, yoonmin, highscool band au, another GREAT fic, set in the 90s, 240k words, rated E.

summary (partial):  As spring turns into summer, school band Cotton Candy unexpectedly loses its singer and the members are forced to look for a new vocalist. Six boys find one in the form of the promiscuous pink haired boy Park Jimin who makes a home in their hearts and finally finds a place he belongs.

Beta Tau Sigma : come FIGHT me, but this IS a classic, frat au, i scrolled through this long ass post twice, i cant believe its not down there, namjin, you need an ao3 acc to read this, anyways i suggest you to make one, crack, 123k words, rated M, shenanigans, side yoonmin with a tiny storyline, FAV. 

Before This Christmas : taegi, non au, amnesia, a great fic, rated T, 8k words, summary’s too long.

black versus blue : taekook, soulmate au, a LOT of angst, i LOVE this fic, hurt/comfort, dr tae, side yoonmin and namjin, rated E, 41k words.

summary: Taehyung had always dreaded meeting his soulmate, unlike the rest of the world’s population. He always hid the words scrawled in black cursive on the inside of his right wrist and felt terror at the thought of them turning blue, of his soulmate speaking them.

And as he sprinted down the packed Seoul sidewalk, hot tears streaming down his cheeks and sobs choking his throat, he knew he'd been right.

Or was he?

sick boy : vmin, LOTS of homophobia, fluff and angst, dystopian korea, its a really good fic, rated M, 8k words, side namkook and yoonseok.

summary: Jimin has always lived in a society where pride was held higher than anything else. His kind nature is unwelcome, and he spends most of his life alone.

Taehyung is the boy who dyes his hair every week, is too eccentric for his own good and is, most importantly, not like the rest of the town that they live in.

Look out the window, do you see love? : jikook, I LOVE THIS, kidnapping au, ceo kook, college student min, tsundere kook, heavy smut and drama, rated E, 100k words, summary too long.

a blessed touch, skin deep : yoonjin, slightly platonic, oneshot, fluff, massage au, but not the smutty kind, rated G, 3k words.

summary: Hoseok recommends his favorite masseur to Yoongi.

Yoonjin Massage AU, with side Hoseok/Jimin and Taehyung/Jungkook

the heart of a siren : jikook, pirates au, angst, enemies to lovers,rated E, 92k words.

summary:  Beware of what you take from the sea. She is not a treasure to be plundered, but a dark, vast void that will swallow you up and think nothing of it.

The Collabofornication : yoonmin, idol au, rapper au, lots of smut, 32k words, enemies to lovers, rated E, 32k words, summary’s too long, really good.

teeter totter : jihope, such a cute fic, 5+1, i love this one, neighbours au, 5k words, rated T.

summary:  five times jimin accidentally stumbles into his neighbour and the one time it’s very much on purpose.

Take Care : a short jikook, accident au, angst and fluff, rated G, 2k words, college au.

summary:  Roommates Jungkook and Jimin are in the midst of a friendship rift until an accident brings them together again.

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo : yoonmin, rated T, royal au, 34k words, cute, i really like this twist on classics kinda thing.

summary: Everyone (including Taehyung, Jimin's best friend) could only talk about the ball the royal family was going to give in honor of the princes. Every single one was thinking and worrying about which clothes they should wear and how to impress the two, very single, princes. Jimin? He could only think about the new regular, who had a sweet tooth and the cutest smile he had ever seen.

The Universe Has Moved For Us, Without Missing A Single Thing : minjoon, such a feel good fic, tsundere min, canon, with a bit of yoonjin, so good, rated M, 14k words.

summary: Jimin is tasked to create his next comeback with his least favourite producer at BIGHIT, RM.

He is petty and bitter from day one.

Or, is he just really bad at feelings?

yesteryear's charms : jikook, hp au, a lot of fun, enemies to lovers (if you dont know, im a sucker for this particular trope), rated M, 18k words.

summary: After losing a bet, Jimin has to perform the Jingle Bell Rock routine from the iconic Muggle film, Mean Girls, at Hogwarts' annual talent show, dressed in red pleather and black knee-high boots. He receives a bigger reaction from certain people (read: ult rival Jeon Jeongguk) than expected.

a dose of salt : jikook, I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS FIC, with a lot of taejin, doctors au, enemies to lovers, pls check it, its great, rated E, 145k words, ongoing, almost finished.

summary: Park Jimin is a renown cardiothoracic surgeon—a genius, a medical prodigy, the best surgeon at the hospital. He’s kind, friendly, handsome, and patient. He’s also the son of the hospital’s Chairman. But nobody needs to know that since he’s worked for and earned everything he’s accomplished on his own without the help of nepotism.Everyone loves him. 

Everyone but Jeon Jungkook, the hot new military trauma surgeon straight out of the army. The decorated veteran is brilliant and quick witted, but has a hot temper and absolutely zero tolerance for bullshit.

When Park Jimin makes a bad first impression on him, things get extremely salty between the two very different personalities.

playing with fire : vmin, ONE OF MY ULT FAVS, rated T, 30k words, college au, drama actor v, dancer min, enemies to lovers, SO GOOD, laser tag.

summary:  Despite never seeing eye to eye on things, Taehyung and Jimin find that they have more in common than expected through a game of laser tag, a play and a dance competition.

At 4 O'clock, I'll Stay : vmin, footballer (soccer) v, bar owner min, enemies to lovers, a good fic, grumpy min, rated E, 35.8k words.

summary (part of it):  the one where Taehyung goes to Jimin's bar to talk bad about his latest soccer matches and Jimin waters down his drinks by "accident."

Happy Ending : namseok, implied OT7, massage au, rated M, smut, 2.3k words.

Rose Quartz and Pink Opal : such a good fic, i love this, if its down there im sorry just tell me in the comments, jikook, rated T, 21.4k words.

summary:  “Everyone is born with either 1 or 2 small powers. If 1, then your soulmate has the other. They will swap the first time you see each other, and you will obtain both when you fall in love. If born with 2, you have no soulmate.”

tell me how to make this better : hurt/comfort, angst, vmin, non au, such a good fic, go check it, summary’s too long, rated T, 44.6k words.

loverboy : vminkook, a masterpiece, manipulation, assasin au, powers au, rated M, 9.7k words.

summary:  this much jimin’s figured out: sometimes, somehow, his words make people fall in love with him.

Never Judge a Book by its Cover : jikook, rated M, library au, 25k words

summary: Thanks to Jungkook's idiot best friend, he drowned the books he borrowed from the library. Now, he has to work there to work off his debt. He doesn't really like the job but that one boy that always has his nose burried in his books makes his days much better.Or in which Jungkook meets bookworm Jimin and falls harder than he thought he would.

note: squeelll, I love this fic!

we've got chemistree : jikook, rated T, 19k words, fake dating au. (can’t put summary bc its too long)

note: I love love love it. do check it out.

The Pink Envelope : yoonmin, no ratings, 12k words, highschool au.

summary: to a prompt I received on tumblr "Oh shit, sorry I got the wrong locker" When Jimin is sending love letters to his crush via locker but fails because it is Yoongi's locker.au where 6 of them are highschool students (Jin has already graduated)... and Jungkook is also in highschool with the rest of them (please don't ask me why I just want him to be there hahahaha)

note: cute and fluffy.

Him : jikook, rated M, 35k words, college au, dancer!jimin au.

summary: 'And like the dawn, you woke the world inside of me You were the brightest shade of sun when I saw you' or “I mean a muse,” explained Yoongi, eyes traveling to Hoseok. “Someone that makes you feelthe shots. Not only take them.”Jeongguk snorted. “You’re just whipped.”“Maybe,” agreed Yoongi, winking. “But it works.”

note: touched my feels, lovely.

Nu ABO: A Memoir by Park Jimin : jikook, rated E, 34k words, non au, a/b/o au.

summary:  The world didn't think it was necessary to give him a guide when it shoved all of these omega hormones at him, so here it is, Park Jimin's handbook on dealing with heats, unrequited love, and Jeon Jungkook.

note: amazing! Omega jimin dont wanna be an omega, and tries really hard to be an alpha. easily one of my faves.

Blackjack : yoonseok, vmin, namjin, chat fic, game fic, slightly creepy but light hearted, happy ending, not your ordinary chat fic, LOVE this, puzzles, mystery, rated T, 78k words, summary too long.

Fake Sugar : jinkook, rated E, non-tropey sugar daddy au, competitive eater jin, rich jungkook, fake sugar daddy, 87k words.

summary: im sorry, its too long. but ill put part of it.

(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

note: a rare pair fic. (that rhymes, lol) i love the author, i have read all of his fics, i think. 

Worldwide Lonesome : yoonjin, rated E, 39k words, non au.

summary:  After the BBMA, Yoongi starts bringing guys back to the house.

note: i honestly love this ship and fic, it talks a lot about how closeted jin is and this fic has a great characterization for jin.

 Pause, Rewind, Play: jikook, non au, rated G, 3k words.

summary:  Jimin doesn’t know why it starts. Maybe it’s the eightieth post he’s seen today about him being rejected by Jungkook. But whatever the reason, Jimin starts to not care anymore.

note: loovve it, short and really good.

The Boy in the Music Box : yoonmin, mystical au i guess?, college au, rated T, 52k words.

summary: Yoongi doesn’t really expect anything special when he finds an old music box in his grandmother’s attic and she tells him to keep it. Oh sure, he expects the music box to be a pretty decoration to add to the stale interior of his small apartment. He expects it to play a tune and he might even dare to expect the barely-functioning little ballerina to dance along to the soft chimes, but that's it, really.The last thing he expects is for the little ballerina to take human form at night and throw his life out of balance with radiant smiles, soft giggles, and a heart-wrenching story.

note: another author i absolutely love, this fic is amazing. its one of the only fluffy ones that has made me weep! do check it out

pick me up, buttercup : taekook, soulmate au, crack au, 9k words, rated G.

summary: AU where your soulmate's first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet. Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook's forearm will now forever read "Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."What the fuck, universe.

note: a very light fic, i love it so much. its really really good.

Cherry Tree : yoonmin, hanahaki au, angsty, rated T, 10k words.

summary: Yoongi always thought that Jimin looked like a cherry blossom, like Spring had manifested itself in the form of a human.Now he knows for sure.

note: really good, not a tragic ending i swear.

good game, well played : vmin, library au, college au, rated G, 23k words.

summary:  AN EXCERPT FROM PARK JIMIN'S PLANNER (ft. Jeon Jeongguk) -grammar reading :( -get pasta -buy the nice guy from the library ❤MY BIG GAY CRUSH❤ coffee

note: super good, college aus are one of my favs.

fairy brat : yoonmin, 3k words, rated T, supernatural au.

sumary: “I don’t know if you know but,” Namjoon says, “Hoseok’s roommate is a little… difficult. Yoongi hyung is a good guy, though, I promise.”“Anyone who lives with Hoseok hyung can’t be that bad,” Jimin says.Jimin could not be more wrong.

note: tsundere yoongi, really good!

The Perfect Japchae : yoonjin, 19k words, rated T, neighbours/college au.

summary:  In the eight months he’d lived here, neither of them had done more than nod in greeting when they passed in the hallway. Most of the time he just ignored Kim Seokjin and went about his own business while inwardly seething. A little voice deep down questioned why, exactly, he was so pissed all the time whenever he thought about his neighbour… but Min Yoongi really didn’t have an answer.

note: i love this pairing, such a good fic!!!

aye, love (you led me to a miracle) : yoonjin, rated T, 6k words, Cafe AU, tsundere yoongi.

summary: It’s six in the morning and all Yoongi wants is some fucking coffee.(Not to be, not to be assaulted with a possibly illegal stare and a smile that could probably bring dead flowers back to life, god dammit)

note: such an amount of fluff, i love it.

I need you boy (you're beautiful) : jikook, chat fic, rated T, 18k words.

summary: (part of it)

t h e d e s t r o y e r: jimin who is ur future husband

ChimChimz: ok so like

ChimChimz: here’s the thingy

00ngi: omfg you don't even know who he is

ChimChimz: uM

note: love it, really good.

to be with you : jikook, rated T, non au, 4k words.

summary: 5 times jungkook tries (and fails) to confess to jimin and the 1 time he succeeds.

note: really cute fic, but i think ill not put notes on all fics now, im getting fed up

A Wish Your Heart Makes : kook/everyone, polyyy, smut, another venturing into newer waters fic, rated E, 16.6k words.

summary: "This can't be the right translation," Taehyung says, before Jungkook can do something crazy like just ask to suck Jimin's dick. Taehyung has his phone out, and is frowning as he taps the screen. "But I looked it up on Naver, and there might be something called sex pollen? Sex pollen? Like, plants?"

gladly beyond : jikook, 21k words, rated M, enemies to lovers fic, sports fic.

summary: too long, but jimin sees the tattoo of his “enemy” at a strip club.

note: another trope i love :)

Riptide : jikook, i actually visited this 10 times?!?, rated M, non au, 62k words, rated M.

summary (part of it):  A three year story [2013-2016] of coming together, breaking apart, and putting each other back together again. Jeon Jungkook learns about change, growing up, and the hardships of falling in love with a friend.

note: really love it

Hey, Baby, I've Got My Ion You : jikook, chem au, bad puns, rated T, 4k words.

summary: 

everyone: fvck the maknae jimin: i'm trying - (aka: chem au where jeongguk jumps two grades and becomes jimin’s lab partner and maybe a little more than that.)

note: copper tellurium (loll)

honest you do : jikook, idol au, reality show au, 26k words, rated T.

summary: “Do you think you’ll be a good husband?” Jimin smiles. “I’ll really, really try.” 

Korea's darling, Park Jimin, gets married.

note: a great fic, honestly.

In the Line of Fire : jikook, are you even here?, if so ty, frat au, 11k words, rated E.

summary:  For some reason, Jimin was everyone's favorite target.

A truth universally aknowledged : yoonmin, college au, rated T, 6k words.

summary: "It is a truth universally aknowledged that Park Jimin has the most wanted ass out of the whole college."AKA 5 times that Jimin gets asked out and Min Yoongi butts in + 1 time where the tables are turned.

Unrequited : yoonjin, taejin, hanahaki au, rated T, 3k words, not a happy ending.

summary: The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. It can be cured without side effects only when the feelings are returned. 

Seokjin starts coughing up crimson-red rose petals.

pulling shapes just for your eyes : taekook, reality show au, rated E, really good (i cant be bothered to make a note lol), 110k words, a lot of sex.

summary: The number one rule when you're a producer on a show like Miss Right, Taehyung thinks, should be do not fall for the bachelor. It's such a shame Taehyung has never been good at following rules.

ringa linga : fluff, yoonmin, one-shot, best man au, rated G, 3k words, crack.

summary: Best man Yoongi needs to pick up the rings for his best friends' wedding. The problem? The clerk won't hand them over.

Enter lifesaver and fake-fiancé, Jimin.

note: light-hearted, really fun.

Heart of War : namjin, 173k words, royalty au, really frickin good, ongoing, rated M.

summary: For the protection of his people, Prince Seokjin has to marry his fiancé’s killer: the alpha king of the most ruthless and feared kingdom in all the lands with a reputation of being a cold blooded monster on the battlefield.

Worst of all, the omega prince doesn't even speak their language.

my heart flutters from the sugar high : taegi, I LOVE THIS FIC IT’S SO GOOOD, <cough> 5.9k words, rated M, canon compliant, crack, every so slighty tropey, just a teeennyy bit, fake dating au.

summary:  Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.

Seeking Alpha : jikook, I love this author, 17k words, rated M, a/b/o fic, but not the wolfy (lol) kind, i guess you could say ‘in a modern setting’, cracky.

summary:  It was meant to be a “fuck you” to the dating world as Jimin knew it. He was done with dating, fed up with alphas, so he put a message out to the world to say so. How could he have guessed the sweetest alpha ever would respond to it just to prove him wrong?

The Jeon Pack : jikook, a/b/o dynamics, THE BEST abo fic you’ll ever read, 70k words, rated E, the wolfy kind (heh)

summary: Jungkook's pack had survived centuries in the cold unforgiving forest. They followed strict traditions and laws to ensure their survival against nature and rival packs. Soon the responsibility of leading the pack would fall on his shoulders but before assuming the position of head alpha, he needed to choose an omega mate.

The problem was that Jungkook was in love with an omega that hated his guts.

浮世 U K I Y O : yoonmin, i’m pretty sure you’ve read house of cards and songbird and the sea??, this one goes in the same category, a breed of those two classics, Mafia au, rated E, almost complete, 366.9k words, oh and btw if you haven’t the above two ill link them right below.

summary: “Is that what they say about me? I'm stuff of nightmares?” “You own a city and you painted it with your colors,” Jimin says, his voice is quiet and his scent subdued. “Why wouldn't people have nightmares about you? You are scary.” “Are you scared of me?”Yoongi owns a city that he painted red until a man that doesn't seem to truly exist steals something from him. And all the strings lead to Jimin, a succubus who works in one of his brothels.

House of Cards : the LEGENDARY fic, vminkook, gets you right in the feels, dont waste your time here go read it, 394k words, rated E, mafia au.

summary: Jungkook is the heir to a mob empire, the most notorious in the whole of Seoul. Taehyung is a rookie sent in to infiltrate by his select team and bring the empire crumbling down."You knew the game and played it, it kills to know that you have been defeated."

The Songbird and the Sea : AGGHHHH, THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVERRR, made me love pirates, yoonmin, just read it, 255k words, pirate au, rated M.

summary: (wayy too long, go read it!!!)

time slip : jikook, rated T, alternate canon, 29k words, time-related fic

summary:  Jimin wakes up in the year 2017, which is very strange, considering the fact that last he checked it was 2013.

note: a great canon fic

A Glass of Water : jikook, but namjoon pov, a fresh fic (others aint rotten mind you), 8k words, rated T, college au.

summary: Namjoon is maybe a little over protective of Jimin and takes it upon himself to find out the identity of his new boyfriend. The others are absolutely no help.

Or, Jungkook and Jimin are dating and everyone knows except Namjoon.

You Broke My Heart (but I broke it myself) : jikook (haven’t you gotten fed up yet XD), anggstty, 19k words, rated M, alternate au.

summary:  Jimin's fiancé has abandoned him on his wedding day, and Jeon Jungkook, Jimin's first love and worst heartbreak, is back.

You Don't Bring Me Flour : short jikook, fluff and crack, college au, rated G.

summary:  In order to graduate, Park Jimin must convince cute grocery cashier Jeon Jungkook that this sack of flour is his beloved child.

Shooting Stars and Silver Moons : vmin, rated E, 20k words, fake-dating jikook, college au, bff fic.

summary: Yoongi and Jimin make a bet, Taehyung makes bad decisions.

(Or: "I'm kind of pissed you didn't choose me to fake date, I'm your best friend")

blindside : namhope, namseok, blind date au, rated T, i love this fic so much, 12k words.

summary:  Hoseok finally somewhat has a date. A blind date, but a date nonetheless.

The Shaman and the Exorcist : namjin, spiritual au, ghost au, but not the scary kind, college au, cracky, rated M, 145k words, apparently i visited this fic 21 TIMES (gasspp), i LOOVEE this too

summary: (too long)

in your eyes (it's where i wanna be) : yoonmin, tooth rotting fluff, rated T, 5k words, college au.

summary: Jimin pauses with his marker inches away from the cup, because — is he really going to do this? Isn’t it a bit old-fashioned to write something flirty on a coffee cup? But no matter what his churning gut says about danger and what the hell are you doing do you want to die, this guy is — with no better way to put it — totally Jimin’s Type with a capital T.

(Or: Jimin accidentally starts a nickname war with the cute blonde who likes his coffee way too bitter.)

i'll stick to you like glue-cose : jikook, rated T, 7k words, enemies-to-lovers kinda, really good.

summary:  Jimin merely wanted to study in peace, yet a certain five-foot ten frat boy - unfortunately also a past hook up - that epitomizes the very definition of smugness in one entire body whose ego is as big and full-scaled as the national debt, won't let him.

you're only brave in the moonlight : smuutt, bff au, vmin, college au, rated E, 14k words.

summary: There are reasons, very specific reasons that justify why—in three years of being hopelessly pathetically in love with his best friend—Jimin has not said a single word. Certainly hasn’t made a single move or attempt at a pass.But when it comes down to it, three years is a long time. A very long time.So when Jimin’s dam breaks, it breaks hard.(Or, Jimin asks Taehyung for help with taking photographs.)

(it's a paradise) it's a war zone : jikook, vacation au, really cute, enemies to lovers, rated T, 7k words.

summary:  murphy's law states that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." jimin could maybe make peace with that if it didn't mean sharing a room and a bed with jeon jeongguk, the thorn in his side, for the entirety of his vacation.

once upon a timeshare : jikook, ex fic, rom com style, cute AF, 32k words, rated E.

summary:  Jungkook is in desperate need of a vacation, but spending two weeks in Namjoon and Hoseok’s timeshare in Okinawa with his recently separated ex of three years was probably (definitely) not what he had in mind.

Tie Me Down : taegi, lovvveee this fic, really fun, has drama elements to it, rated M, college au, 24k words.

summary: “I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?” “Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?” 

In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.

a sugar coated pill and a pick me up : soccer dad fic!!! namjin, kids taekook, rated T, really good, rated T, 25k words.

summary (only a part):  namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv

shōnen-ai love you : one of the most fun and cute (read: fluff) fics, vmin, rated T, manga fic, high school fic, 4k words.

summary: "What if I woo him with what he likes?" Jungkook frowns. "Knowing you, it's going to be a disaster." "I'm in pursuit of Park Jimin," Taehyung tells them dramatically, just as the bell rings and the teacher starts writing the first question on the board. "I'll do anything."

Doing anything means, apparently, studying BL manga.

My Cup of Tea : cute and short, minjoon, 6k words, high school fic, milk tea (lol) fic.

summary: One of Taehyung's many admirers tries to woo him by bringing him milk tea every day but Taehyung is lactose intolerant so it's always Jimin who drinks it.

From a distance away, the admirer watches.

Pastel : POLLYY, not really my cup of tea but i wanted to explore you know, jungkook/everyone, i liked it kinda, bdsm, baby kook, daddy kink, rated E, 188k words, bottom jk.

summary: Jeongguk learns the age-old lesson that you can't run from who you are, or who you like, for that matter.

There are a LOT of fics left, I’ll slow update.

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