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coulsart · 7 months
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Got inspired, had to get this rough out asap 🌞🌚
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chasingfictions · 9 months
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if shaunajackie were a duo on a gameshow it doesnt matter which game show any competition of any kind it could even be a potato sack race. anything. they'd accidentally kill each other they'd both cry so much . shauna would say the word "yes" weird and it would send jackie into a tailspin personal crisis built on seventeen other layers of specific interpersonal resentment and fear between the two of them and they'd have to withdraw from competition. if taivan were a duo in a gameshow or critically as we have established any type of competition they would be so convinced they would win because obviously tai wins everything but then they'd get accidentally so distracted gazing into each others' eyes that they'd break concentration and lose. van would smile one time and tai would be like oh shit. oh. shit. forgot to function!!! cant function!!! if lottienat were a duo on a gameshow like for example the amazing race it can be any gameshow any competition. like. people would die people would end up dead there would be a path of bloodshed in their wake. but that would NOT be their fault they were simply in the zone and being gay. they would also win. they'd win .
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techsupporthotline · 10 months
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i think the thing you guys are missing about the reddit migration is that we treat it differently than the twitter migration because the worst redditors wouldn't come here. all the most annoying twitter users came crawling back to tumblr and started posting the shittiest, most lukewarm posts of all time like they owned the place or something. all the worst redditors, on the other hand, are now moving to discord or 4chan or this new startup called Jizzle which runs on the blockchain and is gonna bring back slurs that we once thought extinct. the most annoying redditor is far too scared of tumblr to even consider it as a possible alternative. so we've only got the relatively okay redditors coming here and yeah, they're annoying too, but they're annoying in pretty much the exact same way your average tumblr user already is. which is pretty much like passing your citizenship test
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fartlord-fanclub · 18 days
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guys can i reblog literally every picture of fartlord ever like i will actively scroll through all of the blogs of everyone on this acc and spam reblog whatever has reblogs on
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guckygarnes · 1 month
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i must not buzz my head. Buzzing my head is the mind-killer. Buzzing my head is the little-death that will totally bum me out. I will face the urge to buzz my head. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the urge to buzz my head has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. With a year and a half of hair growth.
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amalllalone · 9 months
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(I sincerely apologise for... whatever is that.)
(Imagination needed)
Round 1
(Strawberry Rivals* I was tired)
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...round... 2...?
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...I think I need sleep-
(The big dusting snas belong to @/fugdips )
(The nudist snas on fire belong to @/melaton1nx )
(The horny ice-cream snas belong to @/hheisa )
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lynngifs909 · 11 months
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Hello, my friend!! How have u been?? :)
Hi I am great 👍 thanks for asking, and also more content + gifsets keep a eye out :))
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mood board for my week so far
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ryb0rb15 · 1 year
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"boring.PNG" 13 April 2020
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powerfulkicks · 1 year
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i love saying "i love this thing" about my cat bc i do truly love that thing.
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scorpiatumbles · 1 year
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HEY
Hi!! Since twitter is dying a death I’m gonna try and post on here a bit more. Hows everyone doing!!
Some things to mention (I may have done already but): 
I go by Scorpia most of the time now! My pronouns are They/He/She and I’m pretty rad and cool. Long term tumblr followers - still love you. New ones - HEY! <3
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mobanjaree · 1 year
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my anxiety is so bad today i feel like everyone is mad at me
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techsupporthotline · 1 year
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ME: hey man can you look after my car
CARFUCKER JONES: sure man alright
ME: sweet. thanks bro
CARFUCKER JONES: yeah dont worry about it
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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