#im putting a ban on the use of the word shaft in a sexy context

[bitchfitch]

siri, how do i politely tell a guy that his dick isnt big enough for him to be booty calling me at 1 am

#nobodies dick is big enough for this #Fuck Offfffffffffffffffffffff #im having Me time #like #im still on the phone with him rn because he could talk to a wall for ages #so im just having to make the appropriate confirmation noises #like the only reason i picked up was bc i was worried he was hurt or needed a designated driver or somethin #but nooooo #its bad dirty talk time #adding him to the time out pile #also #im putting a ban on the use of the word shaft in a sexy context #im going to gnaw this mans shaft off if He Doesn't Stop Mentioning it #i have a dr appointment early tomorrow i need to go to Bed #Djjdjdjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjs ive been typing these tags for like #5 minutes and ive said bye at least 3 times in that span #Why Wont He Hang Upppooo #im not hanging up bc hes usually fun and i dont Want to burn this bridge #but im About Too.