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stayinurlaneboi · 4 years

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last updated: April 14, 2022

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Damian

wait thats my idiot

i need a favor (fake dating trope yaas)

ginderbread houses and alliances

scarecrow and riddler get wrecked by tiny birdy

babes been turned into a panther oof

sweet an innocent s/o can break ur arms

absentmindedly doodling

he knows more about pop culture than his bros expect

dating dami headcanons

how to hide a body

cocoa and skating

new chapter with you

marry me

he gets hit with something that gave him anxiety to the extremes

all tangled up

space heater

he’s forced to bring a date to the carnival but he didn’t expect to have so much fun

afternoon picnic or the one where he’s never felt so content before

lazy v-day

he needed to marry you like yesterday

“if i die, i’m leaving my dog to you”

“am i your lockscreen?” ”you werent supposed to see that”

bruce finds out

when they first met (batmom)

i wish you told me that your mom was in town

cant help falling in love

secret identity crisis

worlds deadliest assasin my ass

holding hands in public

crown shyness

poly au w/ jon and some wholesome cuddling

cuddly reader makes his brothers v confused

readers unhinged my guy

clingy dami

romantic partner hc

reader L O V E S her house plants

m u t u a l p i n i n g

pda

when summer days are flown

“mine”

fondness

I Love You

your tired and dami takes care of you

you cant sleep but dami helps

he has a nightmare and goes to you

you have a nightmare and go to him

robin v vodka

painting in shades

he worries alot

decorating for christmas or “you had one job-”

“because he’s a bastard green man who eats glass”

he likes your bed more than his

comforting a sad!s/o ver2

“i’m still holding you to that date you promised me”

he liked to play with your hair

soft snow

“and this is my girlfriend y/n”“when did this happen??”

dami and titus

early morning cookies

being separated from him hc of quarentine

poly!damijon mornings are hard

poly!damijon and arnold makes four

late nights writer deactivated

Jason

lonely without you

i called you my s/o once and now i cant stop

ice cream

he got a baby

he’s tired of the death so he goes home

fluffy dating hc

jealousy

i never loved myself but i love her so much that i forgot what hating myself feels like

that was badass

“is that my shirt?”

dating jay hc

hes taking too long picking something

rainy day cuddles

sunrises in paradise

“i love you so much it scares me”

in the dark kisses

he has a panic attack

bed head

im in love with you

when he realizes hes in love

i missed the sound of your voice

a little less mangled

reader finds out that hes red hood oops

what you are

sleepy times

he owns a restaurant but its just a front

social media infuencer jay

october comforts

“i dont want to explain a thing”

“if i do this i die, if i dont we all die”

“hold on you died” “yeah well it didnt stick”

“i missed the sound of your voice”

“who did this to you”

haunted houses

hug hc

haunted house friends

jay with a crush

being his s/o

happy birthday birdie

love languages

Tim

christmas carpooling

“leaning into the others hand, turning their head and pressing a kiss to the point”

twister but with pining

to love quietly or not to love at all

tim likes answers

petition to get him a doggo

rock paper scissors

from dusk till dawn

you broke him

retired from being robin

being a ceo

round 2

undercover mission

pizza

bonfire confessions

cookie monster

kiss

“i know how i feel about you”

cuddles but with pining

sick s/o

sleepy tim has no filter

valentines day apologies

weariness

Dick

neglecting his wellbeing

one last breath or the one where dick tries to rescue the both of u

winter coat

your basically a marshmallow

drunk in love

too young to feel this old

reader has a bad day but dick knows just how to fix that

running late but officer grayson pulls you over

field trip to wayne enterprises are boring

holding dicky

Bruce

right under their noses

open door policy

big dumbass energy

“baba please uwu”

code: mom

Misc.

be yourself is bullshit advice

conner + shopping for clothes w/ s/o

dating conner would include

#is bruce wayne batman sm au 1 2 3 4 5

barry allen + doppleganger

bruce wayne + snapchat

dating barry would include..

barry + call me in the morning 1

pining! barry

sleeping w/ barry

barry + he keeps coming over your apartment in the middle of the night, and you can’t say no to him

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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 4 years

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We're doing Cinderella.

If you wake me up from a dead sleep, SWAT is coming to your house and were DNA4U for your entire house.

1. You'll start getting paid through the app.

2. You'll see if you win the Lotto

If you remove kids from your house and still try to wake me then you'll get everyone from the last 3 weeks on the SMS that had been in and out your house or you went and talked to on the street ib order to sell to or other random what ever. That time starts now even if you wake me next week.

We have found 9 grandkids from only 3 houses. 6 were grandsons. And obviously 3 were girls.

So they were all found healthy and well. An almost 9 year old happened to look only 2 and that is normal.

The old parents helped pack and that was all. Some are just simple switched at birth issues.

Dna4u is to see if were compatible.

I'm no longer talking and just sending over my friends in SWAT. They are there to protect you. Otherwise I'd just get mad for being woken up and want to fight and kill you.

I designed this program in 2008 when i was a less bitter and angry person.

I am the Queen so no need to be afraid and try to hide kids like this current house. There was 10 people -- 8 adults and one of the women took the boys out the back door in order to run and hide them

Both ran to the SWAT. One is my grandson and one is not.

No one will be arrested. You'll just be disappointed if the "shoe doesn't fit"

Im quite sure that woman will not fit although the DNA will have to be checked anyway.

Usually some tingling occurs right after the test. It mimics my excitement.

SWAT doesn't have a list but I can create one with magic or Tree can do it for me. So.

Once people quit waking me then the SWAT may attempt to visit to check if you're the one that fits the shoe.

Its called the Cinderella Gimmick..

The word Gimmick is used because most people don't trust cops and there really isn't an actual shoe, just spit.

So they are not on their usual department needs thus they must be off duty from their regular shifts on their off time and they volunteer to do this service for us in the world as I am the Queen and the King may be having amnesia, possibly from being hit in the head with a rock.

So no problems have occurred except now this chick had taken out the kids at the 3rd house. And its over 100° outside and its too hot to be taking people out and running all over and so now SMS will alert if someone has been removed and not returned within 24 hours of the waking or the list. This is for their safety. If a car doesn't have air conditioning or enough gas to drive around. Its too hot to sit even in the shade. And with Quarentine we're not supposed to be going to others houses and all that for health reasons and I don't want anyone to conflict with anyone else or to risk their own lives in this intense heat.

Its simple, off duty SWAT volunteers. They don't see nor csre about bongs or what exactly is in them or how many dishes aren't done or what is in the fridge -- within the exception of having one of my blood relatives then what is available for the children, especially, to eat is a concern. No one cares about the blunt left in the ashtray.

But that there is 2-3 things the child likes to eat and will last or did last about a week. So loaf of bread and jar of Goober. Some frozen meals if it's the kids organic version with hidden vegetables in the food or kids cuisine or even Banquet as long as the kids like the food in the meals and then say a box of their favorite crackers. Plus plenty of available liquid for the child to drink. Water and ice or just filtered water or juice or Capri suns or chocolate milk. What ever the kid likes.

So if the loaf of bread is half gone as well as the jar of peanut butter or lunch meat and cheese but its obvious there's more than one loaf of bread or the kid isn't told to lie they ate it when they did not. Tree will tell. And the bread id available and the kid was told to tell what to buy next soon because store time was coming up... Its not a problem.

Sometimes my kid eats almost a whole loaf of bread in a day. Point is that the kid can get what food they like or served to them on a daily.

Some do home cooking everyday and have leftovers the kids can get themselves by taking it to the table and loading it on a fresh clean regular or paper plate or bowel and can microwave or get help to.

They're small not handicapped or retarded.

Most will ask to be shown the microwave once to know they're doing it fine and not wasting time.

They been watching you for years.

Also they need clean laundry. Thr first house had 9 kids and 6 adults and no clean laundry.

So we are still in search and there is likely no reason to keep their names on a second go round for an interview if the King isn't found.

They didn't search. He was honest and said they had only laundry when the kids all said their clothes hadnt been washed and were re-wearing dirty. So the kids packed dirty and our assistants will wash. In fact the machines are already going with Tide and Snuggle. So its not a totally big deal.

Annabelle used to wear dirty uniforms to school because she refused to carry them to the machine, it lasted about a month before I threw down a fit. I'd tell her and our cousin Alex was living with us with his mom and I'd tell him and I told his mom. They continued playing Barbies and refused to carry the laundry for me.

So I went in and turned on the lights and said no playing you will get this laundry into the kitchen now. So i can wash it. ALL YOUR SCHOOL UNIFORMS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, I'm gonna sit right here on this bed until you start carrying. And ill wait till you're done if you insist. Because this is ridiculous, if I can tell they're not clean so can your teachers and your principal and if you keep going to school dirty, were all going to get in trouble.

So sometimes we gotta lasso them in. But as parents or just simple adults we need to.

The first house had working laundry machines.

So.

Like I said its not a huge deal. I know kids sometimes simply do not care. Some are even afraid of clean clothes. But they should have some clean laundry available

But the food definitely takes presidency over the laundry. All the houses have been cleaned and cared for this far.

Again some people actually prefer a messy house and so fresh food is what is looked at when my relatives are there, especially children or those without working cars. Wal-Mart pick up is available for those without cars and it literally takes 15 minutes to get like 100 items loaded in the auto. And so someone should be able to help. If not then we will have to find resources.

So the kids will be going on vacation for the summer and so they should take many things as possible. Especially their favorite items. We don't care what it is. If its a makeup box or giant stuffed bear. There's plenty of room to store or to have in their room. Plus then all their clothes. If it was too small but their favorite and they want to keep for themselves or let another relative to borrow it or pass it down, it doesn't matter, it gets packed to go.

There's no arresting or ticketing and if you know and you didn't report, we found them safe and well and so it doesn't matter.

Usually there's at least one responsible parent type that cares about the kids and that is most important over reporting.

Its not even what were looking for but everyone in the house must be under DNA4U for protection and payments. If a kidnapping occurs we can retrieve with DNA proof you belong to us as well as many other incidents that are unwell.

And all 3 houses had a kid of mine's kid. They all seem to be eggs so a surrogate may not had a clue.

Valencia County has one of the lowest rates of dna4u at only nearly 3% -- 2 point 9 percent.

Albuquerque has 9%

And all y'all are missing money.

So lets do $5 on this if you read and understood and it will be on your dna4u if you haven't taken it yet. If you have it will be there. You can read it 4 or 5 times if necessary. I would if I was one of Cinderella's candidates or wanted to be.

**i mention the food as the kids will be going on vacation if they biologically belong to my family, there's only 2million in the world. And so we would like to take their favorite foods or be informed of them, especially if they're picky.

Like some only like Goober. Or some only like preserves with seeds in it. Or some have allergies or have spent time finding their particular favorite brand of a certain bread or frozen food. Some don't care. But if they only like the green wrapper burrito or they like the orange, too. We should know. Just makes shopping easier and we will have available their own food for a week. So they hate dinner? Well your favorite food is in your cabinet then. Some may like to make their own but with me they need to bring it to me if its a bread and sandwich or if its a microwave, some may need to get it for me if its like in the bottom of the freezer and I have to bend. Like if it needs assembly then they need to gather the items for me so I can make it while sitting. I will have assistants but. This way they can learn some independence. I've done it with alot of kids and they enjoy it and they learn alot. Now Declan did not enjoy learning to use the microwave because he used an acrylic bowl like i told him not to but didn't listen. So don't have any acrylic dishes. "I didn't think you would let me. But i knew i could. But never let me do that again! That was hot!!" He spilled quite alot of chowder and so I told him to wait and eat and we would clean it together. Then i moved the ceramic dishes to on top of the microwave so he knew which to use. He said it was still too hot but he managed to skill up on the pot holder using.

And he said it took longer to microwave with ceramic. So they learn at their own pace and in their own way.

So to assemble a sandwich they recognize the ingredients they like to eat. So onion, tomato, lettuce, cheese and ham and cheese loaf. Or not.. Whatever they want. They learn their own tastes.

Draven would be all "marshmallow fluff, meat and oh yeah cheese and can i have some avocado"

"All on bread?"

"Yeah here"

And he would hand me two pieces of bread "i want wheat"

"You want all this in the same concotions"

"That would be me.yeah yup"

"Heavy on the marshmallow fluff or light?"

"Heavy mean alot? Just do it like mayonnaise. You know what that is right?"

He was 4. And he would eat it all because he liked it.

So they really have freedom not to eat what we make for the majority. But we don't know what they like and so maybe also the parents don't because I know Sara didn't let Draven make that kinda food for himself. But he took full advantage of "anything we want?!?"

"As long as you eat it or eat at least half. Or try some good big bites before you decide you don't like it."

But some kids just want their comfort foods and we like to know what that is.

Luckily except for Declan the rest found Pizza as their comfort food. Declan liked Clam Chowder. But would take a slice of pizza he would dip into it and let the other kids try.

I typically only make dinner but make sure the rest eat. Because those 4 were very independent or wanting to be and usually it was just me. With other random people in and out. Jesse usually brought fast food for lunch for us. And they could do breakfast on their own. We had plenty of milk and cereal and enough spills to ruin a carpet.

But we will have assistants to help teach as I physically not. Like we have 8+ now. Kids. So that's alot of milk to pour for me while standing. And watch they pour it in the cereal just right. Dad will kill me if we trash his hotel. So.

The other one was mine and we were doing renovations anyway. So didn't matter.

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