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leitnerpiper420 22 days
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i saw it guys i saw mistynat episode 10 season 1 at the reunion i saw them holy shit
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rqleo 2 months
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Leans on expensive car
I'm just saying if anyone around the chrono age of 18 or older is looking for a partner I'm right here 馃拝
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pumpkinsforsale 3 months
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I hate that burger fry and coke is one of my favorite meals. I hate it so much that I an American love a fat burg with some perfect fries and a large cup filled coke poured over ice. Fuck id actually kill for birger fry coke right now just like any other time FUKC
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feral-and-or-horny 1 year
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Does your pussy have a vegan option?
And a kosher and halal one too!
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sttinkky 10 months
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The worst thing is about this guy is he said I have shit music taste and worse of all he said its mainstream?!?!?
Like dude I listen to everything?!??!
dude I was playing my daily mix and also we literally listen to the same people
He then showed me his favorite songs on sound cloud, IT WAS LITERALLY JUST MUMBLE RAPPERS ON AUTOTUNE
I can't with skaters they think they are the most underground, coolest, mysterious person
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the-cooler-sidestep 10 months
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pulls my legs up to my chest
jules could have gay sex with those men
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absolutecheezit 1 year
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I kinda hate that were all filled with juice and we need said juice to survive and it's just the same liquid inside us all our lives unless you get a transfusion in which it would all eventually assimilate. Like imagine breathing the same exact air but it gets refreshed? Weird weird
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babylon5 1 year
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IMPORTANT PSA!!!!!
Please read and share this post as it could save a life. If you are ever confronted by a pale disgusting creature in a business casual suit that isn't tight enough wearing an Anfran love stone around its neck, do NOT interact with it. Do not stop to make any comments or thoughts about the appearance or flamboyancy of the creature. Do not attempt to outsmart or belittle the creature. Do not speak directly or indirectly to the creature.
IF YOU COME ACROSS A CREATURE MATCHING THIS DESCRIPTION, THE ONLY THING TO DO IN THIS SITUATION IS RUN.
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If you were stupid enough to engage this creature, I will not judge you for your actions. If you are in a situation where you must interact with .it , remember these important tips.
1) It will ask you the following question: "What do you want?" Do not give a serious answer to its question under any circumstances, if at all. If forced to answer then say "for you to go away". Do NOT phrase it like "to be left alone". Tell it you want it to go away.
2) If you are tricked into giving a legitimate answer, do not panic. Only panic depending on the nature of the answer. Analyze what you said like a teenager rehashing a conversation with the guy she likes over and over again in her mind trying to understand every possible interpretation of the words. After this, it's still probably a good idea to change your name, gather your loved ones and go into hiding indefinitely.
3) I can't believe I have to say this but do not respond with "you", "deez nuts", "kill yourself" or any other humorous response. I mean, you can. But do so at your own informed risk.
4) Delete your monsterfucking blog.
In the worst case scenario, you are definitely screwed and doomed, and in a case of total narrative dooming one may feel a need to piss off the creature further by mentioning, for example, its dead family or the public humiliation it faced in a moment of grief. Please remember that while enraging the creature may provide a fun distraction from inevitable violent death, it will probably just make the creature do worse things to other innocent people. So weigh your priorities here.
AND MEMORIZE THIS HELPFUL ACRONYM: MPREG! Around Morden Please Remember: Eliminate Gall.
Spread this like wildfire.
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thegreenler 1 year
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this is an aesthetic post
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deedoop 2 years
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Billy "Pussy Is On The Menu" Hargrove
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thickbanshee 2 years
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Made a big ol cauldron of steak soup. Fucking delicious, I feel like a fantasy witch 10/10
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frostedpuffs 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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saturnisfallingdown 12 days
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i love toshifumi hinata
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sullenhue 1 month
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can one of you freaks make toxic yaoi about rodney and ratchet from the 2007 animated smash hit Robots
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zimzali 9 months
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do you think the horses on the road think the car attached to their carriage is just another REALLY fast horse?
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