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solivagantingrebel · 2 days
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I think being on top of Soap would fix me right now. I bet his tits are soft enough to be the best pillows.
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wizardpotions · 11 months
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I think it should be illegal to make a fictional character with blue eyes, choose something else.
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guinevereslancelot · 2 years
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all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls
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bulkhummus · 2 years
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hairy tummy reblog if you agree
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koko2unite · 4 months
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video games male characters should be biggg and fatttt and hairy and wears nothing but a patch of hair under there
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stimpakpup · 4 days
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john hancock fallout 4 and cooper howard fallout tv show would have vicious gay sex
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galaxicnerd · 2 months
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dirk doodle dump. dont look at me
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lotuspie105 · 1 year
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Bonus:
The Joey Drew employees:
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forecast0ctopus · 6 months
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do u think they ever explored each others bodies
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dbutsu · 5 months
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ur gonna look me in the eye and tell me this isn't dad!harry???
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tinylilvalery · 6 months
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haha babe how romantic would it be if i totally framed you in MY murders. haha babe what if i put your dna at the crime scenes and implicated you without you even knowing so when you find out it's a happy surprise and we're kinda married because of it. haha babe what if you're an fbi agent and i'm secretly a serial killer and you get obsessed with me and start stalking and fixating on me and i pretend like i don't notice but i do. babe that would be so romantic babe
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kittysauce · 4 months
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misamatsu just to feel something..........
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wizardpotions · 2 years
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i love you fat hairy women
i love you fat hairy men
i love you fat hairy non binary people
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frogitivity · 2 years
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The male ecosystem
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chasingfictions · 2 years
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in the mamma mia movies when they do the big group dance numbers, donna & sam and bill & rosie are all paired up because they're romantic items. but tanya and harry are paired up because they're the ones who serve cunt
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theprodigypenguin · 2 months
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Oda knew the ASL bros could solo the verse together which is why he had to separate and/or kill them to ensure the story didn't end too soon.
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