#im sleep deprived

[workaholic-slacker]

hmm, i just realized. since it's pretty evident that raon would def try to look like cale when, if ever, he'll have a human form, soo, wouldn't ppl think that he's cale's illegitimate child or something? ik many ppl know about raon already, but they've never seen his human form before so there's bound to be a misunderstanding in the beginning. some corrupt (jealous) nobles might even try to kidnap raon to threaten cale. oh man, the mere thought of raon, the great and mighty son of the dragon lord, getting kidnapped by a bunch of nobodies is so funny and ridiculous that i might just roll around laughing

#im sleep deprived #cale henituse #raon miru #lcf #lout of count's family #tcf #trash of the count's family

[solmesia]

"i want astarion to do crazy things to my vagina" that's not a confession everyone knows that's 99% of what you horny toads want

where's the real freak shit

like "i want to take Astarion to the 7/11 and show him a true horror of creation as i purchase a big gulp and mix all the sodas together"

#stuff i say #this is a joke post please dont take me seriously #im sleep deprived

[itsoddissey]

G and mumbocat au

this idea its kinda old, it was 2 am when i was watching bee and puppycat and my brain started to do the silly chemistry.

no context here, I just wanted to draw mumbo as a wet cat bcs I love him (I will probably keep drawing him for a while).

#G and Mumbocat au #??? i guess #its 1:30 am #im sleep deprived #i might be cringe #but im freee #i dont know what i did #Ann is ranting about their au #it will happen again #grian #grian fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo fanart #doodlysketch #its au time #my art

[tategaminu]

Callum with Rayla:

#the guy falling in the ground represents the people hes willing to murder #rayllum #Callum #im sleep deprived

[minatist]

#im sleep deprived #della duck #dewey duck #ducktales

[tiredcowboyy]

hear me out: modern au. Hoseas a bar tender at a quiet lil bar, dutch comes in for a drink one day and they get talking, and dutch (lowkey already down bad for the bar tender) decides to come back each day to get the chance to talk to him. Each day they both talk about everything and anything, including stories of silly things about a young arthur morgan (HOWEVER - they dont know theyre talking about the same silly 21 y/o. Hosea tells stories of the young man he basically raised across the hall from his apartment and dutch tells stories of a kid that he has also helped raise who works for him - im thinking at a garage) and they slowly grow closer and closer until one day dutch has to rush out bc arthur gets hurt or smth, and when he goes to the hospital ‼️hoseas also there‼️ arthurs like wait pause you two know each other? And hoseas like yeah this is the man I told you about. And Arthur - whose slightly high on pain meds - groans at the realisation that his father figures have been pining over each other and hes had to hear about it every day.

#im sleep deprived #arthur and hosea #arthur morgan #arthur morgan rdr2 #hoseaisaprotectivedad #dutch x hosea #rdr2 dutch #dutch van der linde #vandermatthews #hoseaisarthursdad #hosea matthews #incorrect rdr2 #rdr2 #modern au #incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes #incorrect red dead #red dead redemption 2 #red dead #please just make this trio happy in at least one universes #I need any fic recommendations of these three

[masteri-0]

Man, I wonder how it'll feel like for an aro/ace person to suddenly be thrown into an otome game, or one of those romance fantasy isekais. Like damn, that'll be all levels of awkward and horrifying, but I want to see one where they just nail all the platonic routes. Why can't people simply exist as good friends regardless of gender? ╮(￣～￣)╭

This thought was inspired by seeing so many fics of Otome AU feat. Cale from TCF. Now don't get me wrong, I love them, but I can't see him having a special relationship with someone, not when there's such major found family platonic vibes.

Also, that guy's denial and inability to comprehend people liking him that way is possibly bigger than his workaholic tendencies, not to mention he doesn't seem like the type to ever give romance a second thought. Guy's already a single mom to... How many kids?

I must say tho, other than the romance aspect, Cake really seems to fit the Otome protagonist to a T (plus minus the tragic backstory and traumatic *waves* everything), just going around fixing all the problems, attracting 'flies' everywhere and causing misunderstandings. Atp I don't even know what I'm saying anym. Anyways I think I also just described like half the Korean novels out there, or maybe I just have a specific type.

Tldr; Cale is aro/ace (tbh the novel barely even touches on romance, which I am quite happy about), he deserves all the love in the multiverse, and we stan his one-sided pining of slacker life-chan

#im sleep deprived #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #tcf #lcf #otome au #aroace #cale is aroace #i wish there were more fics on that #there are some but it's never enough

[mymameisnotknown]

Do you think its cold in that bird house? Theres no windows, and the only door is made out of cold metal. The only window it did have was blocked from the outside. The only source of light is the lanterns scattered about. And it is Phil's only source of warmth. At first he's able to tell when its day or night thanks to his internal clock, but as the days pass it gets harder to tell when its light or dark. When any openings to the outside are covered by hard and dark, black concrete. He gathers all the lanterns, and bunches up in the corner. Cold, alone, holding replicas of his missing childrens belongings. So, so, very alone.

#im sleep deprived #but i had to get this out #just being a little silly you know #qsmp #philza #philza minecraft #qsmp philza

[jestroer]

What if: Racoon Joe Hills

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#remaking this post because i accidentally deleted it OOOPS #could've just leave it at that but i do like to be able to have all of my original post in the tags of my blog i will just. repost it #if you see this nothing happened #im sleep deprived #joe hills #zombiecleo #joehillssupportweekend #court jester's art #racoon joe hills #rejoice #i will probably draw them as a racoon again at some point i think she rocks it #white background

[th3d0nutl0rd]

Uhhhmmmm pirates reblog if you agree

#im sleep deprived #uh oh #i think i have an exam tomorrow #but i don't even know #pirates are cool #btw #edward england #he was very cool and interesting #more research has yet to be done #history #pirates #pirates of the caribbean #potc

[ilexvici]

The Master goes to McDonalds and gets the worst news of his life

#im sorry #im so sorry #im sleep deprived #memes #doctor who #dwedit #doctor who poop #doctor who memes #actually im not sorry

[prismtiger]

csnt sleep. sasuke.

#sasuke #hes... idk #im sleep deprived #naruto fanart #uchiha sasuke #sasuke uchiha #i did this with my phone stylus #literally was dying while making it as if it was the funniest shit ever

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.

#gothic lit #henry clerval #victor frankenstein #incorrect quotes #Classic literature gone gay #frankenstein quotes #frankenstein #clervalstein #The gay is here to stay #dark academia #dare i tag #funny quotes #shitpost #im sleep deprived #Reading Frankenstein

[kyymie]

2007 Karai could easily stab people with her chin

#im sleep deprived #good night #tmnt #tmnt 2007 #ramble.txt

[steddietism]

eddie is NOT good at flirting. he knows this, everyone who’s ever met him knows this. it doesnt stop him from trying, though, definitely not. especially when its valentines day and the guy working the counter at scoops ahoy is so fucking— drop dead gorgeous? yeah, lets go with that. this man is stunning, pink lips and hazel eyes, little flecks of golden catching the sunlight. a thick, brown mane of hair that sits under his hat. moles dotted around his skin like constellations.

“ahoy, are you ready to set sail on this ocean of flavour with me,” the guy, eddie peers at his name badge, steve, starts his line, like a kid rehearsing for a school play, “i’ll be your captain. im steve, what can i get for you today?”

eddie stares at him for a moment. it cant be legal for someone to be this hot, right? he bets scoops only hired this guy to make eddie suddenly unable to order ice cream. theyre plotting against him.

“im eddie,” FUCK why’d he say that?? steve doesnt care. goddamn it.

“well, steeeveee… you got any valentines day themed flavours?” he asks, leaning against the counter in an attempt to — hes actually not sure what hes trying to do here. woo steve? make him blush? whatever hes trying to do, its not working.

“uh… yeah, we’ve got this uhhhh— like— red velvet flavour one— i think,” steve says.

“could i try a sample?” eddie smirks, tilting his head slightly. “would you let me?”

steve looks at him for a beat too long before saying, completely blankly,

“i honestly would not care if you robbed us at gun point.”

and eddie fucking erupts into laughter. he covers his mouth with his hand and turns away from steve.

“fuck, man, i’m so bad at flirting,” he laughs to himself.

steves eyes widen a little, and his eyebrows furrow the slightest amount. “you were flirting with me?? fuck— sorry, dude, god that’s embarrassing. sorry, bad at social cues,” steve smiles, and GOD eddie would do anything to see that smile again. pink, full lips curved up, forming creases under his eyes and around his rosy cheeks, a little flash of teeth, fucking dimples.

”dont be sorry, dude, but yeah, i was trying to flirt. i was gonna ask if you wanted to go on a date or something like that,” eddie breathes, flashing his own smile.

“i think i would like that,” steve smiles.

#steddie fanfic #steddie ficlet #steddie fanfiction #steddie #steddie fic #scoops ahoy #steve harringtons stupid hair #steve harrington scoops #steve harrington #steve and eddie #eddie munson #steve x eddie #im sleep deprived #its midnight #dont mind the grammatical errors ^_^ #steve has dimples because i fucking said so

[casieyfran]

Its 4AM here now and my mind is too busy thinking about the fact that after Shmi died padme is the only one left who calls anakin "Ani".

Like everyone calls him Anakin, the chosen one, general, hero with no fear and etc. But theres only one person who can call him Ani and its his wife. AHHH its a nickname since he was a child, a piece of vulnerability.

Must be why i love vaderdala fics very much, is because vader may have tried to forget his name and everyone calls him Darth Vader or Lord Vader but to padmé he'll always be Ani and he'll allow it because he can be vulnerable with her AHH 😭

So in this essay i----

#ramblings #im sleep deprived #dont mind me #guess its a sign to reread vaderdala fics again #i love them your honor #star wars #anakin skywalker #padmé amidala #darth vader #anidala #vaderdala #giggling and kicking my feet