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fkmylif3 · 6 months

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ᐟᐟ 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 — — 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜. ᐟᐟ ▷↺

#okay this is not. good enough lol #but whatever it is my first time trying this #and im lazy af so this is the final product idc #how much love do i have for them to let me make this in the middle of exam week??!!!#idk but it's TOO MUCH.#i still got a test tmr #im so fucked #band of brothers #joe toye #george luz #luztoye #bobedit

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princessgorewhorexx · 5 months

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PLEASE WHAT IS THIS WHAT DID I MAKE LMFAO TAKE MY IPAD AWAY LIKE A TODDLER THAT DIDNT DO HER HOMEWORK IM JUST AONFHOIDHNFODNFOIED

#im so fucked #what the hell is this #magic mike? nah #rz michael myers #slasher community #slasher fucker #michael myers #halloween 1978 #the shape #micheal myers #slashers #take my pencil away #harry warden x reader #michael myers x reader #rob zombie michael myers #hornyposting #hornyyy

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ultimate-cinephile · 5 months

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hey guys i am DESPERATELY hyperfixated on baldur's gate. its so bad that its going three months strong.

i am BEGGING, PLEADING EVEN, send in requests.

I will write anything except smut

I'll write for:

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Rolan

Dammon

Zevlor

Halsin

Lae'zel

Karlach

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sharky-the-idiot · 2 months

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you guys I'm so fucking dead I just accidentally sent this to my MOM

AND SHE LEFT ME ON READ 😭😭😭😭 I'M SO COOKED EVEN WHEN I SCRAMBLED TO SEND WHAT I MEANT TO SEND

#help #i am slowly going insane #silly #im a dumbass #hmmmm #huh #lolol #im so fucked #crk shitpost #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #crk #cr kingdom #cookie run kingdom #im cooked

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candiid-caniine · 9 months

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so owner stayed home from work today and they decided to test just how far my inability to cum without their permission went and,,,, guys

it's bad. they played with my clit for like 10 minutes past when I first got to the edge and I was absolutely incoherent by the time they took mercy and allowed me to go over. there was this endless stream of please daddy please I don't know what you want, and they asked me what my instinct was telling me. I said I am not allowed to cum without permission, and then it turned into me realizing all over again that I *cant* anymore, and then it just turned into unintelligible whines and whimpers as the extent of my conditioning really sank in 💕

I'm such a pathetic puppy that my whole ability to cum is surrendered to my owner. they could play with my clit for hours if they wanted, and I'd be on the edge the whole time. just a short session today nearly got me to cry, and any longer and I would've been sobbing.

I have a reasonable guarantee that longer sessions are in my future...that me on the edge for hours at a time, just suspended there, unable to go backwards or forwards, is part of the plan 😭

#im so fucked #denial #dizzy #h/d #only barks #ddy

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leaskisses444 · 5 months

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i am going feral over him.

#ahh yes #hes just a guy but.#BUT.#im so fucked #i love him i think #love life of a teen girl

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mothermara · 2 months

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idk where the bannock recipe card went so I'm gonna have to do it from memory WAAAAGH

1 cup flour (??? maybe two I'll find out)

1/2 tsp baking powder (sister wrote 1 tsp but if I have to taste baking powder taste I will die)

1 tsp salt

1 tbsp oil

1 tbsp sugar

~1/2 cup water (just pour and mix a bit at a time until all the flour can be folded into the dough tbh)

mix dry ingredients, add oil n water, make some pucks and fry them (preheated to medium with enough oil to cover the bottom of the pan + a bit more) until golden brown BOOM

#resippy #ezzy.txt #im so fucked

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transburgerthethird · 14 days

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I WAS DOING A DISCORD ROLEPLAY WITH SOMEBODY AND SENDING THEM SOME REFRENCE PICS AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PICTURE OF BIG BOSS FROM MGSV SO ITS JUST "cute Girl, cute girl, 60 year old man, cute girl" AND I FUCKINF DIED

#discord rp #mgsv #metal gear solid #im so fucked #nevermind bro was chill #we made mgsv jokes for 10 mijs before we had e-sex #that was a joke

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sickfuckery · 12 days

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You know you're fucked when you kin both joonghyuk ans kim dokja

#im so fucked #what the fuck #orv #omniscent reader

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gingershnek · 7 months

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Yall, mormoncon is apparently this sunday

This shit starts tomorrow.

The #Exmo tag is gonna blow up isn't it

#im so fucked #exmo stuff #exmo #exmormon #ex mo #ex mormon

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paranormalglass · 1 month

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if i crumple away and turn to dust please blame my english teacher

#^soggy speaks #I HATE HER OS BAD OH MY GOD #im so tired #and i have so much to do brha #oguh #ive spent two periods staring an a blank google doc for an assessment due friday lol #and i have a test tomorrow so todays blocked out completely for studying and revision #im so fucked

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mothwiingz · 3 months

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so apparently clicking/popping my loose joints has in fact made them worse over time. except with my shoulder and ankle i cant stop doing it. like i can try to force myself but its become my most harmful/dangerous stim because every time i click them they get looser and looser but i cant stop clicking them. im only 15 and my right ankle feels loose and weak all the time to the point where it feels like it could get dislocated if i move it wrong. most of my pain is in the loose joints which is concerning to say the least. i am genuinely scared right now bc ik im only ever gonna get worse and worse

edit: not the thing you do where you crack your fingers or whatever, its more like making a clicking noise with the actual bone (or tendon or something?) itself. theyre different things but idk how to describe it well

#im so fucked #hypermobility #joint hypermobility #hypermobility syndrome #vent post #complaining

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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 8 months

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venturing into my eighth woe.begone relisten. with the intent to take enough notes to establish the most detailed timeline(s) possible

wish me luck gays

#woe.begone #wbg #w.bg #im so fucked

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teknikolor-walters · 2 months

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OH MY GOD MY COMPUTER JUST CRASHED AND THE ENTIRE PODCAST I WAS WORKING ON GOT DELETED. FUK EVERYTHING

#its due TOMORROW #IM SO FUCKED