#im so fucking proud of my war criminal
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ok ok ask game time
if you want Bee you can write for him too
im most curious about Starscream, Megatron and Optimus and maybe Jazz! choose which ones you'll like talking about, im just brainstorming myself
Ooooh all good picks!! Thank you, friend! :D
I love talking about TF so so much!! Although this made me realize I have to start reading Robots in Disguise AKA the other side of IDW.
Starscream:
one aspect about them i love: He's a menace, he's got trauma, he's wild and obsessive, he's fuckin SMART, he's the whole package! But on top of it all, he's a sad, lonely, poor little meow meow who in the end is really trying to do good by his Planet. I will fight on this.
one aspect i wish more people understood about them: He's legit smart. He's a scientist. He's got that curiosity and skill. He's not the 2nd in Command and Seeker Commander for nothing. He also knows EXACTLY what to say to get someone to do what he wants them to. He's good at words.
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character: He.. does care about his trine and fellow seekers.. They're not just canon fodder. Especially his trine. He's that bitchy friend that will may bitch about you occasionally but will pull the fuck up when you need him.
one character i love seeing them interact with: Bumblebee. Absolutely LOVE the duo they make. The banter, the ''i can make him better/worse'' vibes, enemies to friends? Beautiful.
one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more: Again, Bee. I got it once and I want more. I crave it like I crave candy.
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character: He has read all of Thundercracker's writing and has a datapad full of them that he keeps. He's too proud to admit it, but will slip up and mention something from them to TC who is mind blown but excited to talk about it all. He also does get wrapped into prank wars with Skywarp, whether out of annoyance, anger or just camaraderie, no one knows.
Megatron:
Okay, listen, I'm probably the only one in the fandom that thinks this, but I don't like Megatron much. G1 Megatron is the only likable one. Now don't come at me saying ''OH but BBDW!! What about Earthspark Megs?!" Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was excited for him because I love that actor, but I saw too much about him and it squashed it. He gets one more chance, thats it. I saw that goddamn field of blue in MTMTE and that was it. Nail in his coffin for me. Don't come at me, I'm full of unpopular opinions I won't change my mind on. But ya'll enjoy your war criminal and remember to have fun with it.
Optimus:
(I am only in the first season of G1 and have barely read enough IDW comics with him in it, so this is really a combo of G1 and Earthspark!)
one aspect about them i love: He's a dad. He's fully a dad. Caring, hopeful, optimistic, lifting. God he's such a dad! The way he can keep the Autobot's heads up and strong? Love it, appreciate it.
one aspect i wish more people understood about them: I think we all understand Mr. Optimus fine. I do wish IDW understood the memo on Dad-timus Prime though.
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character: Still forever trying to get his kids to get along. Forever trying to teach Rodimus how to be a Prime. He may not understand the new kid slang, but he does understand their feelings and rowdiness. He will indulge them.
one character i love seeing them interact with: Anyone, everyone.. All of them. Is that an answer?
one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more: I wanna see him interacting more with the Terrans in Earthspark! Let the Dad-timus come through!!!
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character: G1 Optimus takes the younger bots out for fun all the time. Listen I just.. He's a giant dad, okay? That's my FATHER, your honor.
Jazz:
Okay another one I don't know too too much about..
one aspect about them i love: Jazz is so cool! He loves culture, he love music, he loves sharing that with Earth! He really sees the best in everyone too, but don't let it fool you, he's still Special Ops.
one aspect i wish more people understood about them: I don't know much about him or understand much about him, what would ya'll want ME to understand? He seems ever evolving!
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character: Silly guy, goofy guy, but definitely the one you go to for deep conversations late at night or around a campfire. He's like the cool Uncle that takes you to fun concerts when your parents say no.
one character i love seeing them interact with: This is really general because I'm drawing a blank but seeing the Special Ops vs the Wreckers stuff is really interesting to me. Jazz vs Kup in All Hail Megatron? Interesting. Tell me more.
one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more: I look forward to seeing other interactions he has in canon! I'm not very far in G1 or the comics, soooooooooo.. I'm excited. I really like Jazz!
one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character: Aaaahhh I don't know, sorry. :'(
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First running review of watching stranger things for the first time:
Episode 1.
-NO FLASH WARNING????
-typical terrified doctor running away from mysterious force in a darkly lit building. I bet it’s gonna be some supernatural monster. He’s def gonna die. It is gonna pan out to a happy friends/family thing next or a police office? PO might be too much CM to lol…
-NOT THE ELEVATOR YOU DUMMY
-istg if these lights flick off one by one or turn off and turn back on to a monster who runs to him….
-yep. toldja not to use the elevator. Dr is dead. Stupid. It was in fact a monster. Idk what. Is this the demigorgon everyone talks abt? I thought those were tall? It wasn’t shown but on the roof of the elevator? Unless the elevator is absurdly tall why the the doctor completely disappear?
-panned out to a water spigot thingie. What??
-panned out to friends telling each other a scary story. Cute. 🫶🏼 the Curly haired kid. I forgot his name. Devin? Dustin! He’s a cutie I wanna pinch his cheeks and give him a lollipop and pat his head. He would be a cute lil bro. Nerd.
-foreshadowing. It’s a demOgorgon. (The monster attacking the doctor.) (how did a demogoron come to earth??? Manifestation???)
-NANCY IS MIKES OLDER SISTER??? WHAT.
-mikes mom is a milf. Omg. I want in on that.
-Ayo. AYO. THE DEMOGORGON GOT HIM. AYO NOT THE FORESHADOWING. SAVE WILLBYLER. #SAVEWILL WTF????????
-the music is good. I love the cinematic of the bike lights. Nicely done.
-BAHAHA DUSTIN.
-what the fuck is this boy doing?? Doesn’t he know to his friends house?
-THE FUCK IS THAT???? Nah bro this is like Damon on TVD wtf. RUN WHAT IS THAT. EEEEEEK FUCK OUTTA HERE WHAT
-nope. Nope. I don’t fuck w that. RUN LIL BOY.
-I don’t think I can watch this
-COMEDIC RELIEF WOULD BE GOOD RN
-SOMEONE OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND DONT LET IT BE THE DEMOGORGON
-WHY IS IT HUNTING THIS LIL BOY?? WHY WILL??
-sacrifice the loud dog and run. GOOD BOY.
-idk how but I just KNOW it’ll be behind him. I bet he’ll drop the gun.
-I’m trembling. It’s paused. These directors are gooooood. Or maybe I’m just a sissy.
-I KNEW IT.
-WHERED HE GO TF? QUIT HIDING THIS SHIT WTF
-DONT SMOKE IN THE HOUSE DAD ITLL TURN UR CEILINGS BLACK AND THE WHOLE HOUSE WILL SMELL BAD! BAD!!!!
-acab but damn his butt is huge I wanna bite it
-intrusive thoughts. Goddamn. I don’t even know his name. War criminal demogorgon destroyer prison escapee guy
-don’t get onto your son when he’s trying to help out. Idk who he is but he’s a good kid. You’re pissing me off and it’s the first episode, ms byler.
-no bike locks? Whew. Those r the safe old towns I guess. Old days.
-is that young Tom holland?
-Tom holland wannabe I better not hear a racially motivated statement coming from you…
-at least it wasn’t racially motivated. Sorry Dustin.
-bullying is never okay. Sic the demogorgon on them.
-I just KNOW Nancy acts like hermione. Goody twoshoes but outside of society just a fuckin badass rockstar.
-god I love redheads. Her body is to die for. Gorgeous person. Wow. Idk u yet but I’m just in awe.
-um EXCUSE ME??? NANCYS HANDS?? I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN OH YM GOD.
-Steve move out of the way I’m imagining Nancy is in love with me.
-YES MAAM SET THOSE BOUNDARIES.
-ok Steve looks pretty sharp in those clothes…
-Alexa play djo…
-who the fuck is Lonnie? Good on her to know her sons sexuality. Bad on her to use it as an insult or something to be ashamed of. No wonder will is quiet and reserved. This actor is good. How old is he in this episode? I’m proud of you, Noah schnapp. You’re an amazing actor even at this age. Incredible.
-hopper and miss thang have a history??
-notes from my knowledge of s4: THEYRE NOT TOGETHER?? IM SO FUCKIN CONFUSED???
-LONNIES A MAN???
-ohhhh Lonnie’s probably wills dad. Nothing to do w this huh??… maybe Lonnie is behind the lore of why will is connected to the underworld or the other world or the nether portal idk what it’s fuckin called the uk or whatever
-dr Brenner huh? What is this, the hulk?
-…that’s banner. Shut up, marvel fans.
-IS THAT PAPA???
-send in the mf swat team not a bunch of fuckin doctors wtf??
-ngl the kitty throbbed when he got authoritative talk like that more daddy drunk cop man
-the dad of mike is just fucking clueless 😭 people want bimbo men well there is one 😭
-why is Nancy wearing HEELS in her ROOM? I wear my crocs 😭
-HE IS SUCKING HER FACE. Straight ppl 🙁
-ooo a smooth talker…
-here’s a theory: mike only likes el in a romantic way bc she appeared in a moment of need when they were looking for will and helped get will back. Mike likes el bc she symbolizes wills safety to mike while also fitting into society’s stigma of mlw instead of mike being mlm
ALRIGHT FOLKS THATS ALL OF EPISODE 1. Thanks for joining me.!
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ShadowClan (headcanon) family tree draft 1
^Long fuck
[GROANS OF PAIN] This one was way harder than the WindClan one because there are many major characters in here so I had to actually keep most relations intact to maintain the narrative cohesiveness instead of just going "fuck it we ball gorsetail is heathertail's mom now". Also, ShadowClan's family is INFINITELY more fucked up I just realized. While hardly any WindClan cat has a canon family and thus I can do whatever, ShadowClan is almost entire consisting of cats who do, and let me tell you the modern (as of ASC) ShadowClan consists of the tiger/dove family (+ grandma tawnypelt), the grass/stone family, the slate/cinnamon family (+ uncle puddleshine), blazefire say hello to blazefire, and... the snow/scorch family.
Now, the Snowbird x Scorchfur parents arc has FUCKED UP ShadowClan beyond belief. Snowbird has gave birth to three whole litters of three. That's nine fucking cats in total, she is a mother of NINE. Six of them are currently alive and still residing in ShadowClan. Two of them had kids of their own. She has six living children and five living grandkids. That is, (counting the whole snowscorch family, + uncle ratscar hello uncle ratscar) 14 fucking cats in this wretched family. ShadowClan consists of 28 cats sans the infants. Snowbird, Scorchfur, their spawn and uncle Ratscar hi uncle Ratscar take up 50% OF SHADOWCLAN. HALF OF THE ENTIRE GROUP.
There is no way to salvage this. No fucking way. Snowbird and Scorchfur cannot keep their god forsaken kindergarten. Fuck staying close to canon, I cannot do this anymore. Snow/Scorch now only have one litter; their second and third is shuffled over to Olivenose & Blossomfrost and Swampspot (Blossom and Swamp are former Canon Dead Babies I gave back the privileges of life in order to spread their genes in this hellhole).
Also: Russetfur, Blazefire and Cinnamontail (+ her babies) aren't on this tree. Russetfur and Blazefire because they are former outsiders that aren't really related to anybody so there's hardly any point, and Cinnamontail because ehhhhh I just didn't want to. She can still be Slatefur's wife whatever. It's good she is his wife because she's a former outsider which is fantastic hell yeah new blood whatever
I realized I had an opportunity to do something very funny and thus... I put Komaeda in Warrior Cats. I repurposed Hopekit from YS (Yellowfang's dead baby; she doesn't need dead baby angst she already has "my son grew up into a war criminal dictator and doesn't know im his mother because doctor nuns giving birth is illegal" angst) so that they're born earlier and a parent of Whitewater. Yep, that's Hopefire! He is a ShadowClan warrior and a proud single father of Whitewater and grandpa of Snowbird herself. His dad, Snowtuft, was residing in cat hell and legitimately didn't remember why he forgot his atrocities and then got fucking double killed his soul got GOT rest in rip Snowtuft, and his aunt, Sagewhisker, was a morally dubious ShadowClan's medicine cat and mentor of Yellowfang, whose most distinguishing character traits were 1) old, 2) guilt tripping Yellowfang into swearing celibacy to become her apprentice because she got cat superpowers or something 3) suggesting feeding cat cyanide pills to an injured teenager to Spare His Suffering instead of treating his injuries which is her job because like whats the point mannn!! (Yellowfang told her to go fuck herself and treated him herself, he actually ended up surviving and then dying in a war a year later <3) 4) suggesting Yellowfang either: cat abort(??) her illegal fetuses (i mean not rrly bad but how would that work + Yellowfang didn't want an abortion) OR wait until they're born and kill them (what the fuck) she could mean either it was worded vague as hell 5) died of a heart attack rip in piss. What a character
Anyway that's Hopefire aka Komaeda Danganronpa he's canon to the growling headcanon warrior cat universe <3 thank you for your contribution to the tree. Komaeda from warrior cats, his beloved baby daughter Whitewater, his evil amnesiac double-dead dad, and stinky celibate priestess aunt with a medical degree and something deeply, deeply wrong with her.
That is all folks. As in the previous one: green marker means no parents decided (or ive ran out of canon cats; most of them don't need specified parents anyway whatever), yellow marker means outsider, red marker means outsider that joined or was taken in by ShadowClan. Toodles.
(So, uh............. RiverClan tree is next up)
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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server
once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier
also x1000 longer than previous post
"ur satan is gnc af"
"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"
"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj
ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS
IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"ohoho sexy"
"I am very proud of myself"
"himbo x edgy fuck"
"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"
"he has teefs"
"SQUASH"
"good for biting 📷"
"he's a himbo basically"
"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"
"bifth"
"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"
"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"
"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan"
"I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"
"crimes"
"tumblr sexyman"
"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"
"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"
"steampunk e-girl"
"steampunk tumblr sexyman"
"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"
"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"
"ARTIST SIGHTED"
"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"
"babby..... would die for him"
"honestly i probably kin him"
"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"
"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"
"Also :00 blonde friend"
"Let us all infodhmo"
"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"
"Nix woukd you like to joon?
"skitters away"
"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"
"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"
"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"
"Awkwardly watches in band kid"
"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"
"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"
"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"
"anyway heres my boi"
"emo"
"haha emo"
"virgil sanders kinnie"
"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"
"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"
"bird man my beloved"
"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"
"Birds!!"
"guiguhuh"
"crabrave"
"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"
"yess name collector gang"
"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"
"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"
"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"
"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"
"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"
"My dad has seven legal names"
"bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"
"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"
"mmmmmm magic man :]"
"°0° green man"
"criminal (affectionate)"
"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"
"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"
"i would commit so many crimes for him"
"Very babey"
"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"
"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"
"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)
"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"
"* or extremly chaotic either works"
"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"
"oH--"
"bc my brain has a schedule"
"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"
"hehe yes spooky man"
"my ghost glucose guardian"
"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"
"ghosts r just inherently sexy"
"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"
"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"
"ł â m p"
"łæmp"
"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"
"I'd date a ghost"
"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"
"p e e p e e"
""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"
"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"
"you're all 12 year olds"
"PEENIE"
"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"
"god, what a himbo. i love him"
"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"
"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"
"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"
"im kin assigning him roman sanders"
""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""
"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"
"twink appreciation club"
"give us the twinks"
"my first thought was bottom-"
"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"
"daddy issued"
"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"
"Big boy but"
"anyways janus is swagggg"
"........................."
"gib twink"
"give twink then i will share"
"holds him gentle like hamburger"
"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"
"he is. fragile creachur"
"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"
"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"
"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"
"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"
"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"
"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"
"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."
"note i am a lesbian"
"You may like Schezo wegey"
"why does he have one single expression"
"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"
"magic wand"
"I Want To Hold His Hand"
"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"
"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""
"p e a n u t"
"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"
"grug from the croods is peak male performance"
"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."
"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"
"i like essays"
"central time gang"
"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)
"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"
"points were made"
"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"
"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"
"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"
"i think it sounds great
i'm going to start eating like that"
"several people are typing"
"do these look edible to you"
"forbidden gummies"
"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"
"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"
"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"
"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"
"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"
"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"
"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."
"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."
"NIIICE"
"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"
"watch your fucking language in front of the president"
"im so sorry lumi"
"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"
"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"
"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"
""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""
"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"
"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."
"me on discord: nick wilde"
"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."
"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"
"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"
"what the fuck"
"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"
"If you adopt me then yes"
"am I qualified for dad jokes???"
"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"
"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""
"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"
"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"
"cat pet"
"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"
"maybe thats me being a coward tho"
"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"
if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content
#tw drugs#tw swearing#tw cannibalism#tw crime#tw food#tw homophobia#shitpost#out of context#out of context quotes#lumi's quotes
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AU where Morgan reign of terror traumatizes Coby and he leaves with Luffy and Zoro instead of becoming a marine.
ANON I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME!!!! I don’t know how to make this a comprehensive story yet so have some headcanons about
~~REVOLUTIONARY COBY!!!~~~
Coby is disgusted by way marines are run
He has a “THIS ISNT JUSTICE” Revelation like in Marineford, but on a smaller scale. He sees how thin Zoro is, from being starved and crucified for saving a young, and how happy the people are now that Axe Hand is gone and is like - this isn’t the justice I wanted.
“I want to catch criminals, not harm innocent people.”
Coby starts thinking about his new companions and thinks Luffy’s rough and luffs feral, but he hasn’t hurt anyone. Axe Hand Morgan and his son have.
So Coby follows Luffy and Zoro into the great unknown.
He’s not entirely sure he wants to be a pirate however. Unlike everyone else he does have a moral compass.
“I don’t think I want to be a pirate.” He says after watching Zoro keep calling Luffy Captain.
“Then be a bounty hunter? Go after whomever you want” – Zoro, who does not give a shit about Coby’s internal crisis, but wants to support him.
⁃Coby: “Huh. Okay”
⁃Cue nights where cobys just thinking about his future as he drifts in the waves with Zoro and Luffy being dumb idiots together and just heading for their dreams
HE doesn’t know if he wants to be a bounty hunter, because how can he tell which bounties are for genuine crimes and which are for people the government wants to kill?
Potential other au lmao coby becomes a bounty hunter
⁃At orange town, he panics at Buggy and hides - he doesn’t know how to fight, but he does get the key from chouchou the dog. He’s helping, in his own way.
⁃Zoro sees this and is like “NO. You need to learn how to fight cmon we’ll teach you.” Like Luffy, he has an aversion to people who cant stand up for themselves, but he likes Coby so he’s gonna help.
⁃So Zoro and Luffy tag team each other and teach coby how to fight. He learns a weird mix of swordsman ship and punching that really don’t go together, but its better than what he had.
⁃In the meantime, Coby keeps on seeing all the places the marines dont reach and keeps losing his faith in the system. He starts wondering why the Marines are hailed as this awesome force when really a lot of the times they just abuse their power or do nothing to help people.
⁃At Syrup, he helps get Kaya to safety with Usopp, still unwilling to fight, but starting to regain his resolve to do something – to reclaim a dream thought lost.
⁃Coby’s disgusted at the Fullbuster guy on the Baratie and punches him.
⁃“YOUR FIRST CRIME!” Luffy says, cheerfully. The chefs applaud. Go Coby.
⁃Now, Coby isn’t advancing as fast in training, because one, luffy and zoro (and Sanji, eventually) aren’t Garp, and two, he doesn’t have that drive anymore. Why does he want to be a Marine who punishes justice?
⁃But when Arlong shows up Coby figures out his new dream. He knows what he is going to do.
⁃“I’m gonna take down the Marines - they can’t be this corrupt forever, and how many people are just innocent people? I want to give the world justice again!”
Luffy doesn’t really care about anybody else, innocent or not, unless his crew cares, but Coby cares. He’s not a pirate, but maybe if the law isn’t right, being free to do as he wish shouldn’t incriminate him?
⁃THEN the Strawhats run into Vivi and Chopper and suddenly there are more caring people like him, and more evidence that the system is corrupt which he already knows but how can he change it. He’s able to fight off some men now, and helps fight off some of Wapols men and the Whiskey Peak people, but that isn’t enough.
⁃All his friends have goals that seem impossible but they are so sure they alone are going to reach it, even without the crew there. Coby doesn’t feel like he can do the same.
⁃But hen theres alabasta - He’s stronger now, can through a punch, hes more lean with more muscle. He helps fight, and maybe it doesn’t do much, maybe the man (Luffy) who opened his eyes to the world is still there bleeding out, but he did something.
⁃And Ace and Robin have a hint for him, for his dream.
⁃(Who is this, Ace asks, referring to Coby. He has no role on the ship, but Luffy is proud to call him my friend, and say he wants to change the world for the better. To bring back what Justice really is. Ace cringes at the thoughhht of Garp but hums, and says theres a group of people who will do that – The Revolutionaries. Look for them, Ace says, and leaves. They will help you)
⁃(Robin, who knows all, tells him about Dragon unknown in the East Blue, his home, buth the most wanted man elsewhere. He has a plan, to take down the World Government, and perhaps Coby can find equal footing.)
⁃The Revolutionaries - Dragon, Luffy’s father.
⁃Coby has a goal now.
⁃He doesn’t want to say goodbye to the Strawhats, but he does, taking a boat lent to him by Vivi, and setting off to find the Revolutionaries. Pirates don’t care about fair fights and Justice, but Coby does, and the Revolutionaries do. His dream will grow there, but he will always be an honorary crew member of the Straw Hat Pirates (the first in some stories).
⁃At sea he runs into Helmeppo, whose drifting at sea stranded due to the marines, and helps him. They bond, and Helmeppo has done a little growth in character as well, and decides to follow Coby, much like Coby decided to follow Luffy.
⁃They run into Garp who is losing faith in the new generation and believes that maybe his son is right, gives them a few fists of training after asking about his grandson, and goes on his way.
⁃They save a town or two
⁃Coby punches several people in the face.
⁃Still no sign of the revolutionaries, but they have heard things from the grape vine that a pirate ship has fallen out of the sky into a navy base. Coby assumes at least Luffy is doing fine.
⁃Finally they run into - guess who – Sabo, on a information recovery mission, which Coby helps with. He questions them at first and learns their story.
⁃And knocks himself the fuck out when Coby says “Ace” “Luffy�� and “Brothers”
⁃“OH SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME” - sabo,after waking up, to a confused Coby and then profusely thanking him.
⁃Sabo agrees to let Coby and helmeppo into the Revolutionaries and trains them (wow Coby’s been trained by a lot of ppl at this point) if Coby helps him find Luffy and Ace.
⁃CUE WILD GOOSE CHASE WHICH ENTAILS COBY BECOMING THE HERO OF THE REVOLUTION just like Garp is the hero of the marines!! They just fight ppl but instead of in the name of becoming the pirate king, its for REVOLUTION and JUSTICE because Coby has a working moral compass.
⁃Coby develops new moves combining all that he’s been taught into a rather weird fighting style with a mix of weapons and martial arts. He gets a bounty, and it’s the worst day of his entire life and also the best. He can’t decide, Helmeppo Sabo and Koala (whom he met when Sabo had to explain why he wasn’t on his mission) laugh at him.
⁃Then Sabo runs into Ace, ands that reunion goes as well as you would expect, but that not the important thing, because its still not enough to not send Ace to Marineford. But they don’t know this. Yet.
⁃Sabo and Ace both get news about Ennies Lobby at the same time. Coby, when Luffy mentions knowing Coby to his visiting grandfather, receives a shudder down his spine as if he has narrowly avoided a horrible fate.
⁃But its whatever. Sabo contacts Dragon and plans to meet with him and Luffy at Sabaody, to keep an eye on the Supernovas and let Sabao and Coby see Luffy again.
⁃They never get a chance, as the Strawhat Pirates have disappeared by the time they arrive… and Ace is on the execution block.
⁃Sabo has to go save him and drags Coby along for the ride, who eagerly awaits the opportunity to THROW DOWN SOME MARINES
⁃Luffy still goes through Impel down and all that, but Sabo and Coby still arrive late to the battle.
⁃You know how Sabo saves Luffy and Ace in that one excerpt? Cue coby punching akainu in the face for trying to hurt his friends then dodging the hell outta there as sabo saves ace and luffy.
⁃He Learns his haki! Is like oh shit my crush is gonna die, better do some shit about that! The haki allows him to actually stop Akainu for a second, and stop the fighting, as he attempts to question the people – is this what justice is?
⁃Coby meets trafalagr law and also buggy again. He isn’t afraid anymore, and doesn’t hide. People are quietly proud.
⁃Luffy gets saved and ASL reunion happens.
⁃Luffy decides to train, and tries to get coby to come along with him.
⁃Coby Is just frustrated because he has a moral compass and Luffy is just here saying he’s now best friends with corrupt war lords and the pirate kings right hand man, who is a cool dude, but why luffy, coby is hurt, please stop punching people because you feel like it.
⁃(Coby’s just putting on appearances)
⁃HEs just a good boy who wants to tear down corrupt systems why do you make friends with criminals luffy why do you hurt coby like this
(Again, appearances, he’s not insane, thank you very much)
After leaving Luffy to train and after helping him due his oxbell thing, he leaves with sabo to FINALLY MEET DRAGON
He goes through his own two year training with helpmeppo who is along for the ride. Who Coby has now decided is stuck with him for life.
Training is hell, because Coby wants to find his own fighting style which means a lot of different stuff and seeing what works best and it HURTS
“Just be grateful im not my father-“ – dragon
Coby feels the shudder again
Yknow how The revs have that steam punk theme? Well
STEAMPUNK COBY!!!!
this is. so cool oh my gosh
Coby goes around freeing people and when they asked what inspired you hes like “rubber bastard who doesn’t have a moral compass fkdjsha,dk”
Hes gay for luffy he cant deny it
Luffy fanclub #1
Anyway, Coby goes on to take down Akainu and corrupt governments across the world, and makes his dream of tearing down the marines a reality post Pirate King Luffy
#sorry for weird formatting this was typed on notes then word then here lmao#alright#revolutionary coby#revolutionary au#sabo the revolutionary#revolutionary army#dragon#sabo#coby#luffy#zoro#monkey d. luffy#koby#roronoa zoro#ace#portgas d. ace#garp#helmeppo#whirlywhat#whirlywrites#headcanons#op#one piece#opau#cobylu
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hello stinky i would like to know who is your favourite mechanism and why, i expect a 2k word essay on my desk by friday
ah fuck ah shit they’re all so excellent i will instead list my favorite things about all of them in order of my vague memory of when they joined the crew. also i smell good how dare you. also FYI for anyone not informed about the Lore, all the shit i’m gonna reference below is a hundred percent canonical.
-jonny: has an ego three thousand times larger than his short ass, king of hubris and not understanding anything. loves his sister dearly, but draws the line at random orgies, which i respect. drags corpses onto the ship like a cat bringing home a kill and tells carmilla to fix his new friends. eyeliner and belt game slay me. (four belts? FOUR??) sad and totally made up backstory, he just lied to everyone’s face about his daddy issues and they were like “chill, let’s write a song where you play all the parts and burn down a casino.” eats people sometimes, which is a positive trait in my heart.
-nastya: my god, finally a voice of reason- ah never mind. her vibes are impeccable, my mysterious trans lesbian queen is unique and absolutely vibing <3 “fuck the ship-!” “i do :3″ is my favorite line of dialogue in anything ever. machinefucker and very proud of it, to an almost concerning degree. that one picture where she’s resting two of her fingers on her chin and cocking her hip as she looks up at the sky makes me Yell.
-toy soldier: my beloved it/its inanimate enby ts!! i love it bc it just. vibes. it has so much fun singing and playing instruments and just fucking around with its friends. who would’ve thought the war criminal with a stolen voicebox would be the most babey of this group?? SPEAKING OF ITS VOICE HOLY SHIT. TRIAL BY SONG CAUSES HEART PALPITATIONS. adorable little nutcracker with the saddest fucking backstory infinity/10
-tim: so very very done with jonny but we all know they make out in “secret”. hit that fucking high note as loki so well, my god, he put his whole pussy into that! go gayboy relive that trauma! plays out of tune guitar like a champ and has a ten minute long song dedicated to him blowing shit up, what a power move. excellent hair and long sweeping coats, extremely gender of him.
-brian: ohhh sweet boy. but also totally commits atrocities? like he wouldn’t kill an octokitten that was eating marius alive but he’d let a million people die just so he didn’t have to hurt anyone, and that’s just on mje mode- his morals are so fucked, poor man. also hung upside down inside a sun for a century and respects the hell out of trans people and brings people back to life and those are just a few of my favorite things about him. he fully committed to the steampunk look when he got mechanized and i love that so much. also has the potential to be a tumblr sexyman.
-ashes: ASHES!! ashes ashes ashes. first off what a fucking good name that’s like a murderer naming themself Dead People. they’re the hottest, it’s just a fact, sorry everyone but they are just. mmm. carries around gold bars and cigars and gasoline and nothing else which i respect so much. (though where do they put that stuff? their hat??) sings excruciatingly beautifully and snarks at all the idiots they call their friends and practices the three r’s (rage, repression, and radicalness) so i cannot not love them.
-ivy: mystery wife! her whole thing is stories and yet she doesn’t know her own that’s so fucking pog of her. what does an archivist on a spaceship even do dawg it’s not like the other guys care about the cultures they’re annihilating, i’m pretty sure she just sits in her bunk and reads. why did she need her brain replaced? why does she have such crazy memory problems? how does her new brain calculate all these percentages? we don’t know! she’s very cute and wears fishnets and has a mohawk-ponytail which i adore. play me to sleep on ur flute please miss
-raphaella: twenty points right off the bat for having wings and wearing a knit crop top. what is she going for with her look, we don’t know, but she could do horrific experiments on me and i’d thank her, so it’s working, clearly. alternatively tortures and tops the shit out of marius, i will die on this hill. also a terrifyingly good singer, those little “the void siIings” in losing track make my breathing stop and the entirety of ties that bind is so fucking amazing i. hhhh
-marius: christ i love you mr neither a baron nor a doctor. the other guys are dumb but he’s the himbo of the group just for being That Way. also most of his characters’ (who are also himbos) lines are something along the lines of what the fuck or i don’t understand so i’m gonna punch you. he’s adorable and has such bastard vibes, even his outfit is ridiculous and cute. even though lyf was a cop he deserved to get a happy ending with them ok?? i just love him and his liddol raccoon face and he deserves a slow burn criminal/detective to crew mates to lovers.
OK JEEZ THATS A LOT. ARE YOU HAPPY ALEX. IM NOT GONNA DO AURORA OR CARMILLA BC CARMILLA LEFT AND AURORA NEVER TALKS TO ANYONE BUT NASTYA SO THERES NOT MUCH INFO ON HER PERSONALITY. WOO BOY.
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Thank you @hansoulo 💙💙💙
1) Has a comment someone left on a fic of yours ever made you laugh out loud?
YES. I had to narrow it down to these three for In Fields of White. They are GOLD.:
From meltedlaundry:
hey dude
I mean this as a warm compliment: what the fuck
I stayed up until 4 am reading this last night and made myself promise to come back and comment because holy fuck (I normally don't comment but fuck it, it's christmas and you made me wake up my poor cat from laughing so hard)
yes i read this all in one sitting and i don't regret the way my permanent eye bags have worsened because of it
i'm being as genuine as my sarcastic asshole self will ever be when i say that this has been the best thing i've read in a while
i've been stumbling through the world in a disillusioned haze and, while your words may not be the best coping mechanism, they're one I enjoy thoroughly
i'll be honest when i say that i have a love hate relationship with star wars: the wonderfully interesting world that's been created has been criminally underutilized by most pieces of star wars media. the mandalorian is the first one i've seen that explores this weird ass galaxy in the way i want, and i think you translate the spirit of that pretty well
I love the way you write din, and can never handle the roller coaster of comedy and angst and whatever else
it's just good shit dude, and you should be proud of it (if you do the math you write around 8000 words per chapter and as an ex-writer i know that shit's hard)
this is just a long winded way of saying good job, and have a good fucking week
From Black_Cat_Bites_Back:
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK
PLEASE TELL ME THAT SHE'S GONNA HIGH TAIL IT OUT OF THERE THEN THERE WILL BE 4 MANDORLANS AFTER HER BECAUSE THAT WILL BE KINDA FUNNY YOU KNOW.
BUT DAMN WHAT DID SHE DO????? LIKE????? DID SHE FUCK SOME HIGH COMMAND THEN DIPPED AND SOLD INTEL??? IS THIS GONNA BE SOME YANDERE SHIT OR JUST LIKE DAMN IM GONNA KILL YOU AFTER YOU LEAKED AND BETRAYED THE COMPANY???
From SpicedPancakes:
Oh my godddd this update was so good its literally black Friday and I was running around working at target sneak reading sentences at a time and then my store director totally almost caught me right at the part where she gets stabbed and nearly dies and ya bitch really thought about throwing the whole job away I HAD to find out if she lived and omg their conversation at the end ughhhh it was so worth it lmaoooooooo
13) Do you make playlists for when you write? If so, share!
I doooo! I have tons for IFoW, but I don’t know how to share them? I don’t use spotify lol.
Send Me Fanfic Asks!
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With a little help from my fiends (who happen to be medically enhanced beings)
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UeSFj6
by Ruth_Holmgren_mustdie
Peter Parker is very proud of that fact that he gets homework help from the Captain America. So when Ned and Michelle need advice for their world war ll paper, he knows just who can help. And besides, showing MJ that he knows an american hero (and technical war criminal) can't be anything but good. Chicks totally dig that, right?
Steve Rodgers loves helping out the kids, may as well do some good as an aging super hero. What he doesn't expect is to be fucking READ by Michelle Jones. Okay, yes, he may live with his best friend of 70 years. Yes, they may say stuff that is weirdly intense for a platonic relationship. And, YES, they may be in love. But that doesn't mean they talk about it!
Idiots. All of em.
Words: 727, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds, James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Michelle Jones
Additional Tags: One-Shot, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Homework, I have no clue what time line this falls into, i guess it's pre-infinty war?, but like, Steve and Bucky live together, also michelle knows about spider man, but her and peter aren't together, the kids get very intimidated by steve, when he's really just a beefy golden retirever, a twunk if you will, I feel like Bucky and Michelle are kindred spirits, also bucky hates the goverment, I DONT MAKE THE RULES, i refuse to believe there is a single smart person in the whole mcu, theyre all stupid, i want to be steve rodger's therapist, just so i can know why he's Like That, this fic is partly me vicariously living through michelle, so i can get some answers, idk why im adding so many tags for such a short fic, whatever man, Fluff, ? I guess, Pining, I suppose, you may have some yearning, as a treat, How Do I Tag
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AAAH I DID THE ASK MEME WRONG I'M SUPPOSED TO SEND 2 OR MORE SHIPS FOR YOU TO COMPARE SO!!! woleon and wolfox?? (I wanna see how you think they'd differ with their relationships, even tho both involve wolf)
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(Hi Rose! Sorry for answering this meme so late ;; But I really want to talk about ships, so ...).
[ Warning : FUCKING LONG POST ].
Admit their feelings.
woleon.
In this situation, I imagine Wolf. Leon is not a person of words, and it is difficult for him to express his feelings that it is not only to show it verbally (even if he feels worry or great anger, unless it is Falco).
Although Wolf would not say it in a super romantic way, I imagine it more by telling him between jokes or a private conversation with Leon. Something like, a talk between laughs and jokes where they talk about how they are not so open to each other even while they are working together for a long time, saying things that maybe they both have a hard time saying, and Wolf says with a laugh "Oh a simple" I love you! ", and then shut up. Leon understands the awkward silence, and while Wolf tries to change the subject, the chameleon can do nothing but look funny and laugh softly. Maybe Wolf likes to open up among his friends and pass a good time, but to say “ I love you” to his partner Leon? That is difficult, but Wolf sometimes escapes his own thoughts and opens his muzzle more than he should do.
Wolfox.
Okay, I already mentioned my interpretation of this couple in my previous answer, but I can answer this too.
All right, I think it would be hard for both of them to open each other. Wolf continues to look at Fox as a rival (because in my hcs, Wolf has a great rivalry even with James and still wants to demonstrate his pilot strength with Fox -) even after the war. And even if he had romantic feelings towards the young leader, he wouldn't see a stable relationship because of his role as a criminal and Fox as a hero of Lylar Syste.
Meanwhile, Fox, even if he's a nice and open guy with his team and friends, is almost the opposite with people like Wolf.
He still can't forget the shit that they fought in the war, to think that Wolf hates him and despises him for his past with his father or with Andross. Fox can't open himself to his guilty feelings with Wolf, he doesn't want to feel that he betrayed his father, Peppy and his team, anyone. It's a feeling that he eats inside, but that Fox doesn't want to teach. I will always see Fox as the positive and adventurous hero who is not afraid of anything, but I don't think he can tolerate more in enclosing his insecurities.
But the funny thing is, I can imagine that he would be the first to reveal his feelings to Wolf. Maybe at a certain dramatic moment where they both discuss their life, their complicated relationship, about the whole story of James and the war, and Fox is the first to say "I think I feel something for you." Being a big surprise for the leader of Star wolf. a talk that does not proceed to anything, but more like a bitter memory for both.
eeeeh, I'm talking too much, so I'll leave the answer like that!
Go out on fancy dates
Woleon.
fancy dates? both of them? WHAT THINGS YOU IMAGINE, ROSE.
Just kidding! Wolf and Leon are not a couple who like to go on elegant dates. Leon is able to wear elegant clothes, but specifically to enter private meetings and sneak to kill someone. Wolf doesn't notice much super nice details, so he doesn't mind going on a fancy date. Not to mention wearing exotic clothes. In addition, the two are just having private appointments in a bar or somewhere closed.
The only exception is when they are invited to a double date at a restaurant or a party. With couples like Caiman and The commander, or Galaxicos and one of his (many) girlfriends / lovers. Especially the first couple, because Caiman has a lot of fun joining Wolf, and Leon and Cobra get along despite their silent personality.
Wolfox.
In this case. Neither. I already mentioned Wolf, but Fox? Fox is not a party boy. Can I imagine Fox having fun with his team, Bill or some family member, but going to fancy and big parties? Nah, he prefers the small and mundane. Like a typical Papetoon boy. And as for dating, Fox is more about going to small, quiet places, where he can be the same and not have to pretend he is someone more clean and gentlemanly. Of course, make it a pleasant place for his partner to be comfortable and both can have fun.
Wolf and Fox on a date? Somewhere small and far from the people who recognize them. They would have no problem going to a bar and drinking until they were fed up. As long as they can chat, eat and have fun and ignore everything, they are both happy.
Wear matching outfits to events
Woleon.
Uh, they both wouldn't wear fancy clothes. But a clothes that make them characterize that they are team or couple, to give you an idea that they both have each other? Of course, Wolf will always be proud to let other people know that Leon is his man, and Leon is happy that Wolf is his man too.
Perhaps they are not completely obsessed with each other, but neither of them likes to see their partner being flirted by another person (*coff *people like Galaxicos*coff*).
It is not for aesthetic issues, only the two love to have fun and teach the team that is.
Wolfox.
Fox will simply wear elegant or beautiful clothes if it is for Krystal. He will wear a rebel and worldly clothing if it is with Falco. With wolf? eeeeeh, it depends, sometimes Fox loves to humiliate him with clothes that he knows he will not like at all, but he will always find it fun to see Wolf's reaction.
You know, clothes like this.
But if they want to have a pleasant time, they have no problem with using a typical common clothes to use. They are not demanding with clothes.
Travel the world together.
Woleon.
This would definitely be the couple that would do that most. Wolf and Leon will always be together, protecting each other, exploring together, living adventures and never moving away from each other. Anywhere Wolf wants to go, Leon will go. Leon has a strong sense of loyalty with Wolf that no one or being will destroy.
Even if it is a planet where both (and Panther) could risk their lives? The two will see it as a typical day.
Wolfox.
Both are from different teams. Making his own trips, his own missions, his own life. It is impossible to travel forever to any planet they want.
And if possible, Fox will welcome Wolf to explore Papetoon with him.
Move in together
Woleon.
Oh, the two already do. Living in Sargasso is the most comfortable environment for them. No cops, no Corneria or Pepper's law, just very calm until Wolf or another idiot criminal decides to do some stupidity.
Wolfox.
Wolf living in a place like sargasso is totally fine. It doesn't matter if it's a small, dirty or noisy space at times. Fox also has no problem living in a small place, he just wishes that there is not as much noise as parties, noisy neighbors or always a fan of his going around.
If it were for Wolf, it would lead Fox to live in the Sargasso, but it would cost him to take refuge from the criminals who hate him. Fox could not take Wolf to Papetoon for his criminal status, in addition to facing Peppy, Lucy, Falco or even Krystal.
If it were possible for both of them, they would only live on a remote planet. But for reasons already mentioned, they do not live together.
Have tickle fights.
Woleon.
It's really a very bad idea to tickle Leon :)
Wolf is very easy tickle. Leon always has fun making him laugh and humiliate him in public.
Wolfox.
Considering the aforementioned, Fox would certainly try to tickle Wolf, and of course, he would make him laugh.
Wolf has the same fate as Fox, so in this case, Fox and Wolf would have a tickle fight just because of who makes the first one laugh.
Give each other sappy nicknames.
Woleon.
Leon is not really very good with sappy names, but he will definitely always play with "Lord O'donnell", "My boss" or "My man". Wolf would call Leon "My scaly killer" every time Leon kills someone to defend him or Leon becomes intimidating.
Wolfox.
Fox wouldn't give such sappys names to Wolf. He has never been very imaginative for that even with other people. But of course Wolf will always call Fox "Pup" because of his young age compared to him.
Even if he used it before to mention it or as an insult, he would say it as a game between the two as a couple.
Cuddle with each other at night.
Woleon.
For Leon and Wolf, hugging is the best sleeping position. Leon always manages to position himself comfortably to sleep with his man, and Wolf will always be happy to hug him.
Wolfox.
It would be hard for both of you to cuddle, but Fox will always be happy to accommodate his head on Wolf's shoulder. For the lupine, that is less awkward for both.
Get married
Woleon.
.Considering what I said, this couple, without hesitation, would get married. Not because they think it is necessary, but Panther thinks it's a very nice way to get together more as a couple, and give them a stronger alliance as a team. I can't imagine the two having a super wedding, but maybe a little "wedding" at Sargasso ... or in the middle of a battle.
Woleon.
Fate for both of them does not allow them to marry. The role as former enemies to rivals gave them a nail in their life. Getting married sounds like an impossible wish. Wolf would marry his ally Leon, and Fox would look for a beautiful marriage along with Krystal.
You cannot see a happy ending for both of you, but only on separate paths.
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OOOOOOOOOOOH BOOOOOOY!! IM SORRY! THAT SHIT WAS PRETTY LONG! AND ALSO KINDA SAD BUT WOLFOX PART, BUT WELL! I HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY THIS ;;
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Wow! What a week. Summer Crush truly took the life of me, and the way some of these hook ups went, it took the life out of you too.
Instead of giving everyone an entire rundown of the day-by-day events, I took it upon myself to collect the top ten moments that I felt really stood out to ME, The Daily Pier!
TEN.
I should probably start this countdown off with the Noah/Diana/Natasha triangle going on that none of them know that they are a part of. It’s the most heartwarming thing to happen during this event and I LOVE it! Ok, so just to catch you all up to speed, #SinCarter were married once upon a slay. They eloped when they were off being WAR CRIMINALS for the USA or whatever. So once Natasha began to explore her latent homosexuality that she had repressed all these years the two came to the mutual agreement to just divorce. (Also, her sister was dealing with like, a meth addiction, or something, so that probably didn’t help the relationship). So fast forward 10 years and here they are in the same town with TONS of baggage, and unfinished business.
BUT WAIT a new challenger approaches in Diana Taylor. Noah and Diana have been getting pretty close these past view months. Some people have even said that he’s the rebound to that Daniel guy she was dating. I mean, after MONTHS of heavy petting and will they/won’t they, after their Summer Crush date, rumor has it that the two went back to Noah’s place and … well … *fellatio noises*. Obvs this can’t get out because Diana is in the public eye, so don’t tell anyone.
With a new woman in his life, and the old one present with a lot of shit to work out with him, this new season of the Aryan Chronicles looks promising!
As for who I ship? Well, I want to say #SinCarter because the mutual feelings of their past came back full force during this event. And I still ship Olivia/Diana and Diana/Wes. Neither of which will happen because 1.)Diana and Olivia are “”””””straight”””””””” and 2.)Ever since Diana RANDOMLY left New York she’s been keeping everyone at arms length, especially Wes. Who has too much love to give, and doesn’t deserve that. Who’s to say she won’t do the same to Noah?
I’m watching you Diana (if that is your real name).
NINE.
Q: Rexless_Fan asked “Victor and June hooked up in a fantasy suite and they're roommates so now it's awkward and scandy cuz they haven't told their third roommate at all!”
A: IM SORRY, WHAT BITCH??!!
SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT DURING THEIR MOVIE NIGHT THE POPCORN WASNT ALL THAT WAS POPPIN, BUT HER PUSSY WAS ALSO?!!!!! I KNEW THAT JUNE WAS SECRETLY A BAD GIRL UNDERNEATH IT ALL. SHE PRETENDS THAT SHE ALL PURE AND INNOCENT AND JUST LIKE SIT IN A FUCKING CORNER WITH HER FUCKING BUGS AND FLOWERS OR WHATEVER BUT ANYBODY WHO FUCKS A BACK UP SINGER FOR A MARGINALLY SUCCESSFUL BAND CLEARLY LIVES ON THE FUCKING EDGE!!
I HEARD THE NEWS THAT JUNE, THE DOLL BABY, ARMSTRONG GOT THAT #DIC BUT I DIDN’T BELIEVE IT AND IF WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE SHE IS INDEED A SCREAMER!!!!!!
COMING IN AT NUMBER NINE IS JUNE, WHO HAD YOU ALL FOOLED INTO THINKING SHE WAS A INNOCENT ANGEL BABY. WEVE DECIDED TO STAN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
EIGHT.
Coming in at number eight is Phobe “Pharrah Abraham” Cole. It’s true, she was on top of things in more ways than one. But who am i to judge? I actually think it’s progressive, and super inspiring. I mean, ok, take this with a grain of salt, Im not really trying to lie but ... Phobe? Phobe has Genital Herpes. It’s been two weeks since a flair up (according to sources close to her) and I think it’s really brave of her to disclose her status with the MYRIAD of men she ENGAGED with during the week. It just goes to show that it CAN be done! I mean, you did tell them ... right Phobe? Moving on! I will say that while did used to ship Jack/Phobe during the night they hooked up but since Jack allegedly only lasted about 4 minutes it makes me wonder about a future with the two. So many girls who have been with him have written in and told me sex with him is ABYSMAL! He spends the entire time looking in the mirror or taking selfies that he refuses to be focused on the matter at hand. Of course this is all a rumor, but would you really put it past our neighborhood beauty queen? But I guess this isn’t about Jack, and his short comings. Anyways...
SEVEN.
Q: SharkThot asked “Hey DP I just want to start off by saying that I love your site, I’ve been a loyal viewer for years! And I hope Myles Bennett sees this because I love him even more! I don’t care what you say about him DP, Myles is my bae and would never do anyone wrong! Ugh, He makes me (Shark)Weak! I did see him earlier last week getting BULLIED by that Stark Bitch. What was that about?”
A: Aww, SharkThot,
I assume you mean Heidi Stark, the elusive chanteuse. Her arrival has caused quite the controversy, considering she materialized out of no where. I guess this particular countdown entry will have more to do with her than the actual question. But for those of you who don’t know, Heidi Stark is Julian’s slightly more attractive sister. Her strong presence is quite intimidating, but according to a lot of sources ... She’s a complete fraud. She speaks in an Australian accent, but some say she’s from, like, Missouri and only picked up an accent for #clout. Her “designer” clothes? Ross (Dress for Less). And she apparently was spotted raiding a bunch of Payless Shoe Stores for the cheapest prices prior to their shutdown, where she then proceeded to paint the bottom of all the shoes she got red. Oh! And the degree she got from that fashion school on New York? FORGED! She totally went to Devry. I mean, it’s nothing wrong with that, but omg, just be honest girl. Anyways, back to the point. The #BabySharks (Myles’ fandom name) were INCENSED when they saw Fraudi CORNERING Myles at the speed dating event. According to by standers she was totally waving her finger in HIS FACE, SHOVING HIM repeatedly before pouring the ENTIRE CONTENTS of her martini onto his FACE! You would think that since he works in the ocean (and is used to having liquids on his face (Golden Showers ... other bodily fluids) ), Myles would have been unbothered by her VICIOUS ATTACK, but it was said that he left CRYING. Poor Guy. (Lol sike i don’t give a fck).
SIX.
Q: Loganista asked “How could you possibly still be loyal to “King Jason” when all he cares about is that CUNT Alex. You know I saw them going into one of those FUCK SUITE when just 2 days ago they hated each others guts. They make me sick. Do you think it’s time to move on DP?”
A: Hey Loganista,
Ugh, same! You know, Logan Lancaster, and BernBern<3 are right there looking all sexy and things of that nature, hmm, so who knows .. perhaps I could move on one of these days. But not now. But speaking of LongDick Lancaster and the #Jalex reunion you mentioned, the #Lolex and #Jalina dates were less than eventful. The two spent the entire time thinking of the other instead of getting to know the people I set them up with. It makes me feel really bad for LDLogan because he is truly such a nice guy but everyone he gets involved with, is using him. Leah totes just uses him as a dick call, and Alex is always using him as a rebound. When she was on the date with Logan all she could talk about was Jason, Jason, Jason. I heard she told Logan that if it were “6 months ago” (when she wasn’t involved with Jason) she would totally be on all fours for him. Which is bullshit, because she totally FUCKED Logan like, two weeks ago when she was mad at Jason. So what’s the truth Alex?
Thank God Alegenda came out of this unscathed. I wouldn’t want a QUEEN like her with court jester Jason. Sadly, she won’t be able to be with Devin like I wanted, since he had sex with Phobe and … well…
FIVE.
Speaking of Jason, another Sorrentino is on the list of topics for tonight. Brooklyn Sorrentino! Ok, so for those of you who don’t know. Brooklyn was seen crying after an encounter with her ex, Grayson Fox. As I’ve said before, they were engaged to being MARRIED, but out of no where, he left her. So. naturally I did a little more research on she and her GrayBae Fox and what I found blew my wig right the fuck off. Ok, so it is alleged that (Actual) Daddy Sorrentino (that’s Jason/Brooklyn’s dad) PAID HIM OFF because he had no plans of a complete and total LOSER like Grayson dating, and MARRYING, his daughter. So after receiving this unknown amount of money, Grayson left Brooklyn a note saying his Goodbyes. And now … all the have is memories.
OF COURSE I don’t believe this shit! I still think the bitch's pussy stinks, so he didn’t want to wake up to that every frickin’ day of his life. And besides, it’s been how many years? Wouldn’t he have just told her what’s up at this point? Instead of moving into the same town as her, and acting like NOTHING is wrong? And then proceeding to FLIRT with the LIKES OF DAKOTA SONG? Yes! The two were seen getting pretty cozy, locking fingers, playing footsies, and exchanging hair-care regimes during Summer Crush. Poor Brooklyn, first she got beat up by Phobe and THEN we find out she lost her man. What a loser.
FOUR.
Q: AshersBabyMomma asked “STOP making fun of Asher! It’s so mean!!!!!!!! Asher is really trying his best to get by and all you do is pick on him! Us #Ashies will boycott your blog if you do not stop!”
A: Well, you’re in luck because coming in at number __ is Asher himself!
And you’re right AshersBabyMomma, Asher has surprisingly been on his best behavior recently. Either that, or you demons have managed to make him look like an angel. Honestly? I think I’m actually going to start being nice to Asher. No more calling him things like “Crackhead Asher”, Ashy Lip Asher, Ashy Asher, and more things Of That Nature. He’s really gotten his act together and I’m so proud of him, and even more apologetic for the way I’ve treated him.
A moment of silence for the old me that used to make fun of him…
…
…Anyways, Asher is an Escort now (as I said before). He totes is fucking [redacted] in exchange for money and drugs (CRACK not included). In FACT, it is alleged that he offered his services to Alec Clarke. Again, this could all be made up, but they were spotted disappearing into a hotel together where they stayed until the sun came up. (#Romantic) Now girl MIND YOU, Alec is Adam’s roomie, and multiple sources have claimed that he is secretly in LOVE with him! Which is a LIE! If Alec IS a MLM then he has WAY better standards than a Tax Evasionista. And I’m sure Asher has better standards than Alec… well … *Hot Dog on a Stick Flashbacks*..
Nevermind.
THREE.
Q: Emrestoplip asked “Ugh but the Yavuz family are all HOT and not problematic unless ur holding out on us DP”
A: Well I must admit they ARE all hot but sadly they are just as problematic as the rest.
Specifically that Kessa girl. Her Lifetime Original Movie of a life has completely ruined the dynamic of her family. It’s made both Emre and Leyla (her siblings) RESENT her more than they care to admit and thing are sups awkward between all of them. It’s really sad. Funny that this is the entry right after an Adam mention because coming in at number four are both Adam and Kessa. The two were paired for a date and things got Out of Control.
It really has placed Adam on my heart throb list because little did I FUCKING know that Adam knew how to THROW IT DOWN in the bedroom. The two were caught on camera BANGING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER, FOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK. Here I thought Adam was the only sane Aldridge, but it was all a SHAM. HES THE WORST OFFENDER!!!!
NOT ONLY is he a BEAST in the SHEETS, he was spotted EATING KESSA OUT on the SIDE of a BUILDING!!! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING! and to make matters worse, Kessa then left him and got eaten out by, one, Marley Callahan. I SERIOUSLY HOPE EVERYONE GOT TESTED AFTER THIS WEEK because you guys are OUT of your MCFREAKIN MINDS.
I guess you can catch Kessa in first AND second service on Sunday now that she got the most sanctified, purified, holyfied COCK of her life. Amen!
TWO.
Q: MackenziesStolenBrushes asked “Any updates on #JaiMac?”
A: This is a great way to almost end this countdown.
For those of you who don’t know Jamie and Cunty Westwood have decided to amend their troubles and get back together. (Yes, the paintbrushes (that Jamie hid) are back in Cunty’s easel, or whateverthefuck.) This might not be the sensational drama that you were expecting to see at the end of this list but I think it’s a great closer. Jamie and Mac are a shining example of a healthy relationship, and I’ve decided they should ALMOST close out the show.
I do wonder if Jamie found out about the times Mac engaged in MULTIPLE hardcore sexual acts with the #DemonDick himself, Julian Stark. They only ended their fling like two days before #JaiMac got back together, so I’m sure they did? Omg not to gossip, BUT, ok, I don’t know how to say this politely, but ... there was ass eating involved (on Mac’s end … obviously… I mean, look at him...), and a lot of “I love you’s” were shared between the two. Not to mention cuddling. Late night phone calls, texts, and omg I'm pretty sure they were almost a couple.
Anyways, this might have happened before the event, but to see these two going into PRIDE MONTH a happy couple really is iconic and I thank them for deciding to work things out. Love you two! Kisses!
xx
So I’m sure, you’re wondering who Number 1 is ...
find out tommorrow.
xo, DP.
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Midnight Reactions
I've listened to the album once already. Now im gonna go back through and type my reactions while listening to the songs. This is gonna be a mess. (Btw, i put the album on shuffle)
Dancing With The Devil
Fuck me man. I love this song. Glad that the first song is one that im familiar with. Little peice of comfort before im thrown into the fire. THIS SONG GOES HARD JESUS. Its so angry i love it so much. I really would love to hear this live. THE BRIDGE. Honeyyyyy. Im whipping so hard rn GOD. This song is so fun to sing geez. That NOTE he hits at the end of the song,,,,
Unopened Windows
We're really gonna make me cry this early ok wow. God this song is so pretty. This verse kinda reminds me of The Haunting. Just for a second. My heart hurts. This song is just,,,,, damn. Jesus these lyrics are so honest. This insramental,,, oh my god. Oh this bridge im actually going to cry. Its so bittersweet. I have goosebumps how can they do this to me. My G O D. Aaaaaa the tune from Dad's Song that got me. I really love this song. Oh and the sigh at the end, that really just,,, damn
Go To Bed Angry
This is such a BOP. I love thos chorus so much. This boy can sing are you fucking me rn? Goddddd her voice is so pretty. I cant wait to learn the lyrics to this song. GOD. The c h o r u s. She has such a nice voice. SHIT. I love this bridgeeeee. Their! Voices! Together! Fuck! Its like angels im not exaggerating even a little.
Stitch Me Up
Ohhhh this song's sweet. I really wanna know the lyrics to this song too. Who hurt him?? AAA i Love the instrumental to this song much. This guy,,, pls. I wanna fuckin DANCE to this song. I would love to hear this song live. SHIT the bridge is so GOOOD. ARE YOU KIDDINGGG FUCK. God that bridge kinda reminds me of Duality. Just a little. What a bop.
Raise No Fool
YESSS. i love this song soooo much. I love the fucking done with bullshit attitude. Also the "hey!" Love that. This chorus!!!! I wantttt tttoo hheeaarr iitt livvee. So fucking done i love it. Self respect love that. This song kinda reminds me of Tug of War SHIT WAIT THE BRIDGE. FUCKING SLAAYYYYY. Are we hearing the same songs rn?????? This is so fuckking gOOD. IM WHIPPING SO HARD OVER HERE. OH FUKC THE WAY IT JUST. ENDSSS FUCK ME UP
Lonely Dance
YESSSSS FUCK ME UP. IVE BEEN WAITING TO SCREAM ABT LONELY DANCE. My God. Im so in love with this song. As of right now, its my favorite song,, like ever. I just love it so much. YOU EVER HEAR A SONG YOU LOVE SO MUCH U JSUT CRY. I dont even know how to describe it. Its not like anything ive ever heard. I feels so blissful. FUKC THE BRIDGE. Its doesnt matter how muxh times i hear that bridge i get goosebumps evertime. AAAAAA I cant wait to hear this live im going to cry and die so hardddd
Different Songs
YES. FUCK I REALLLY LOVE THIS SONG. My GOD. The instrumentals of these song are you kidddding. AAAA I LOVVEEE THAT PRE CHORUS. I cant with to learn the lyrics to this song FUCK ME UP. Im so happy rn this is so good. I love this song. I love set it off. WHAT CHANGED WHAT CHANGED. YES FUKC. God none of this is going to be coherent. FUKC THE BRIDGE I LOVEEEEE SONGS WHERE THE YOU SING BACK LIKE LIFE AFRAID I WANNA HEAR THIS LIVVVVVVE. The last chorussssssssss UCKC. Please this is so good my heart is beating so fast im so happy rn im living
Criminal Minds
OOOOO. This song is sick. Its so unique ive honestly never heard and instrumental or chorus like this. GEEZ I LOVE THSI. Its so. Big. I cant describe it,,, powerful??? Its so good i know that much. I wanna dance my heart out to this song. "Nonononono drama" love that. MY GOD. I love the bridge i love this song
No Disrespect
Here we mf go,,,, THIS SONG IS SO GOOD. FUCK MEEEEEEE. DUDE. Ok this insramental FUCK that pre chorus AAAA thE CHORUS ITS GOING SO FAST. IM WHIPPING SO HARD TO THIS GUITAR. I wanna sing along to this soooo bad. FUKC are we hearing this rn are you hearing this DAMN. I would LOVE To hear this live. Im realizing im repeating myself a lot sorry not sorry FUKC THE BRIDGR. these lyricsss fuck mee upppp. YES. THE CHORUS SSSS THIS BOYE CAN FUCKING SINGGGGGG I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH MY GOD IM CRING
Hourglass
I have to apologize ahead of time. Im going to actually have a heart attack while writing this. None of this will be coherent in the slightest here we go. FUCK I LOVE THIS SOMG SO MU CNN KSH. THIS INSTRAMENTAL ITS SO DARK WHAT FUCK ME EHAT ITS SOOO GOOOD. IT FEELS LIKE OLD SIO. ITS SO HAUNTING. MY GOD THE CHORUS I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM SHAKING PLEASE ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOD. THIS SONG SO SCARY I LOVE IT SO MUCH ITS ALMOST THREATNING. THIS CHORUS IM ACTUALLY CRYING. I WANT. IT. LIVE. I WOULD DIEEEE. THIS INSTRAMENTAL. OH THE LA LA LA. FUCK ME UPP THIS CHORUS IM SO HAPPY ARE WE HEARING THE SAME THING ITS SO GOOOODDDD.
Midnight Thoughts
UFKC YEHA. I love this song so much. Also i relate a lot. Ohhhhhhh my god i love the instrumental. oOooooOOoOOOOOoOoo i love that part. Hooo strings. This song reminds me a lot of the Duality era. LOVE THAT. Its so,, pretty.. Oh my god on his live Instagram story, Cody said the little background vocals when the "OoOoooooOoooO" is going on, was meant to sound like a wolf howling at the moon. THATS SO COOL I LOVE LITTLE DETAILS LIKE TAHT. I love this songgg. OH BRIDGE. NOW THERES NO ESCAPING THE GHOOSSTTT. YEEEAA. Im having so much fun rn. Love it love this song
I Want You (Gone)
YES!!! This is sooo good. Its so mu ch fun. Could you imagine hearing this live. God i would have the time of my life. I would love to just jump and sing to this song. Its so,, bouncy. I love it. I love the chorus so much get rid of all those toxic people. DAY AFTER DAYYYT TAKING MY LIFE TALKING MY LIFE BACK. SOO GOOD. FUCKIGN CLARINET (I think¿) I LOVE IT BOP YES IM WHIPPING ITS FUCIK. I LOVE ITTT
Killer In The Mirror
Yesssssss. I remember when i first heard this song i was just in shock. Like you ever hear a song so good u just dont know what to do with yourself. Yeah. GOD THIS SONG SLAPSSS. Hearing this live was so fucking cool too im so greatful for that. YES I LOVE THE CHORUS. FUCKING BOP. Im so happy rn god. HO FUCK BRIDGE YES YES YES YES YE S. BEST BRIDGE FUCK. ME. UPPPPP. AAAAAAAGSJDJDHS. IM LIVINGNGNG. I Love this sonnnngggggg GOD
For You Forever
Yesssss. I love this song omg. When I try to describe this song the first word to come to mind is always "pretty". I just really like its pretty i love it so much. Its so chill and just sincere. I love it to death. Ohhhh MY GOD. sorry i just. Im so happy. BRIDGE. FuCK YEA. I LOOVVVEE THIS BRIDGE. Im sorry but not actually. Godd this song is song good fucking like actually gonna cry
Happy All The Time
Yes yes yes YES THIS SONGGG. ITS SOOO FUCKIGN FUN. Im having the time of my life this song is so GOOD. WHAT A BOP. IM CRYING OVER THE CHORUS I LOVE IT. "Its fine to not be happy all the time" I love that so much. AAA I WANNA SING ALONG TO THIS SONG. FUCK. ITS OKAY YOURE NOT CRAZY. OH FUCK THE FUCKING CHOIR ARE YOU KIDDINGGGGG ITS BEAUTIFUL LISTEN TO THEM ITS SO GOOD ANGELS ANGEL FROM HEAVEN ITS SO GOOD GOOSEBUMPS. GOD IM IN LOVE. LET IT OUT LET IT OUT LET IT OUT THE ENDING ITS SO CUTE IM SMILING SO HARD
Thats Midnight! LISTEN TO IT!! ITS SO GOOD IM ACTUALLY CRYIN RN IM SO PROUD OF MY BOYS IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THESE SONG LIVE IM SO IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THEM IM THRIVING THANK YOU
#set it off#midnight#sio#cody carson#codysio#maxx danziger#maxxsio#dan clermont#dannysio#zach dewall#zachsio#long post#caps#yelling#tostwat#im dead
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✕ — isn’t that shiklah wandering the streets of new york? civilians know them as queen of the undead and see them as an anti-hero (or villain depending the day,,, yike). as far as i know, the one thousand+ year old stands with the legion of monsters & howling commandos and are rumoured to be pretty authoritative & cavalier. ( priyanka chopra /demi-girl / she/they )
{ trigger warnings : coma mention, war, sort-of-not-really-cannibalism (since u kno, demon, but still human eating), torture, medical/experiments }
everyone say hello to my monster!baby, shiklah! she is the literal light of my life and i can only hope i do her justice. sooo here we go.
I. : INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION: //
shiklah hasn’t been around in the comics for too long. and all her appearances in marvel are entirely comic based
so this rendition of her is going to be based on that, with my own head canons filling in the gaps along the way to make her a fully fleshed out character
II. BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION: //
age: old. really fucking old. she was alive before the first humans.
gender: demigirl. her war demon form is gender neutral. she wears female human skin, however.
height: 10’3” in true form, 5’8” in humanoid form
species: succubus, sorceress
occupation: succubus queen, queen of the undead, queen of the underworld, queen of monstropolis
place of birth: the arabian peninsula
citizenship: arabian
marital status: married (two polyamorous marriages)
orientation: pansexual, panromantic, and polyamorous
pre-coma family: mother and father, names unknown (deceased); amjad, brother (deceased); baqir, brother (deceased); jenny, cousin (alive and a fucking badass)
children: cathan, adopted son (species: demon who prefers a werewolf form, sorcerer)
pets: bug, her pet dragon, who flies and breathes fire. he’s a good boy.
affiliation: leader of the legion of monsters
base of operations: monster metropolis (otherwise known as monstropolis), morlock tunnels, manhattan, NY
moral alignment: lawful evil
III. HISTORICAL INFORMATION: //
before humans were even around, shiklah and her family ruled the monster world. but the vampires wanted to overthrow their family. cue a war that lasted centuries and saw the coming of man. aka a long ass fucking war. my poor baby.
during the war against the vampires, shiklah’s kingdom had fallen, and her and her father witnessed the deaths of shiklah’s two brothers.
her father, in a,,,,, stroke of,,,, genius? well. a stroke of something. decided to lock shiklah up in a sarcophagus for. however long it’d take until the war ended or until she was going to be wed. surprise surprise.
well. dracula decides to hire deadpool to go wake up shiklah. so they could be married and end this long ass war and finally have peace. things were going fine until deadpool gets into a fight with a minotaur and shiklah’s sarcophagus shatters, awakening her and bug.
IV. MODERN INFORMATION: //
in her short period of time being awake in the modern world, shiklah was nearly assassinated by blade, was captured by hydra, and captured by aim, both of which wanted to exploit her powers and experiment on her.
she also fell in love with wade who taught her how to acclimate to the modern world, about technology, and about popular culture
when humans brutally murdered a centuries-old monster who resided in monstropolis, an elder monster who was completely senile and not a threat to anyone, shiklah sort of. snapped. she tried to handle things with civility at first, going in front of the courts and asking for retribution for the cold blooded murder of her loyal friend.
when the courts laughed in her face and told shiklah that monsters aren’t protected under the criminal code, she realized humans really are horribly discriminatory, and declared war against them.
to stop shiklah from killing. everyone. wade went to get dracula, who came to find shiklah and proposed. the two were also married and shiklah took a temporary leave of her duties to pursue their relationship and learn how to rule as a fair ruler, not a forceful one. she realized she didnt like using her powers to rule her own citizens by force. proud of you, baby girl.
V. ABILITIES INFORMATION: //
succubus physiology
enhanced strength, speed, dexterity
supernatural beauty
royal-level mystical abilities
pheromones (my personal head canon, it hasn’t been written in the comics yet but her cousin jenny has succubus pheromones and it’d make sense shiklah does, too, as part of her supernatural beauty)
shapeshifting
hellfire/soulfire manipulation
enslavement beams,,, yike
life-force absorption
necromancy
VI. ADDTIONAL INFORMATION: //
i wont bore you with all of my myriad historical head canons about shiklah’s life before her millennia long sleep, they’ll probably come up as flashbacks in her threads anyhow, plus theres so much time there to fill in that i’m sure shiklah will also tell me things as time goes on
what’s important to know about this though is that shiklah is, in many ways, very traditional. she loves donning a maid outfit and cleaning her entire palace. shes a forceful female ruler who’s still subjected at times to her thousands of years old preconceived notions of gender roles
she loves to party. she’s admitted to wade before that she throws parties with her monster friends all the time — one’s that are orgy ceremonies actually
she eats humans, particularly in her war form. it’s cool
she’s pretty naive to the ways of the modern world. wade fills her in on stuff, but it’s also wade, lmao. her perception of things in the modern era is very biased towards deadpools own views on things
she’s adorable sometimes? like. super scary evil murder demon baby who cracks jokes about the kardashians.
shes evil towards humans but she is a fair and just ruler to monsters. she doesn’t like asgardians because apparently her people were enslaved by them during a conflict thousands of years ago. this issue though was sort of resolved when her cousin jenny was tricked into starting a fight with jane foster, and the two ended up reconciling and becoming close
but she respects the inhumans and she respects mutants, especially ones whose powers altered their physical appearance
tbh she wants to mom every monster looking kid
she reads comics in the bath like a cutie
she also goes to conventions, especially comic conventions, where people think shes dressed in cosplay. their reaction to her answer, “no, this is just the human skin i’m wearing for the day,” is her favourite thing
she loves bug more than anything else
consequently she loves sex almost as much as bug
blood k!nk~~~
she will kiss you and drain some of your life force. she will. it’ll give you a rush of adrenaline like nothing else and it really gets her off.
personally i HC that she was actually taken by hydra for a while and she was actually taken by aim for a while. she was weaponized by the former and experimented upon by the latter.
actually i have a lot of angst head canons for shiklah that’ll probably come out more in her threads and flashbacks too
she knows the x-men and some of the avengers and the fantastic 4 because they were at her wedding with wade????????
similarly, i imagine she knows most of the people he was on teams with or worked with, tbh. she probably loves the kinneys actually
she has a son she adopted, a five year old little demon sorcerer who she named cathan (in honour of the elder god, c’thon). he’s a little monster baby who uses his shapeshifting demon powers to stay in a werewolf humanoid demon form — because he was raised by wolves before shiklah rescued him
as a ruler of one of the dimensions of the underworld i imagine she also knows the other hell leaders such as dormammu, the hellstroms, mephisto, etc. but also other hellfire users like ghost rider.
shes evil but she has a big heart for the people she cares about. she has a bad tendency of prioritizing her needs and wants over what the people she loves needs or wants but she’s actively working on that, too
shes full of juxtapositions? which is why i love her. shes cunning in some ways but naive in others. shes evil to some but a darling to others. shes a war demon but also a housemaid. shes so complicated and diverse and i can’t wait to write her with you all!!!
— i think that’s about it for now?! shiklah is my BABE honestly. so hmu for all the plots because im sO EXCITED for her ok thanks fam ily <3
#﹠⋅ 。♡ 𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘. ⋮「 ── she’s born a leader ‚ no throne or crown needed. 」#「 archives. 」#73:intro#﹠⋅ 。♡ 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖉. ⋮「 ── shiklah. 」
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People of the Caroline phase of the Hundred Years War as dril tweets
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Louis Iᵉʳ, duc d’Anjou: me and the boys pooled together our total life savings of $1789.34 in a last ditch effort to rescue the failing quiznos brand from the brink
Marie de Blois: never brought this up due to Trolls, but my son is set to graduate from ITT tech next semester after 8 years of hard work and im very proud.
John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster: im not cut out to be a content producer!! fuck thtis!! i want to go back to just looking at everyone else’s content and nodding if its good
Constanza de Castilla: abusing my vile neighbors by putting leaflets around which state that i am now to be referred to as “Daddy’s Golden Goose”.
Jehan, duc de Berry: ACCOUNTANT: I Just don’t know how you can justify donating $700 to “Chips Ahoy” ME: i hope your car flips & becomes your fucking firey grave
Edmund of Langley, 1st Duke of York: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit
Isabel de Castilla: I Just Want 2 Have Sex On This Site All The Time With Out Havin To Argue With Peopl And Deal With People Cryin And Shit #WiseWordsToLiveBy
Philippe II, duc de Bourgogne: the first step to becoming a Millionaire is to acquire one hundred dollars
Thomas of Woodstock, 1st Duke of Gloucester: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Henry Bolingbroke: DAD: your baby brothers missing, please put down the controller. help us find him ME: Did u read the news. Gaming is a legitinmate hobby now
Louis, duc d’Orléans: my uncle called me a Loser on television way before this guy’;s uncle did it @cnn @reuters @infowars @gameinformer
Edward of Norwich, 2nd Duke of York: my cousin was charged with arson(Bullshit) , and i was thinking we could all help out by drawing up some memes to display in his prison cell.
Pope Innocent VI: i am above choosing sides here. i hope they either become friends & cancel the match, or beat each other completely to death simultaneously ....
Isabelle de Valois, duchesse de Bourbon: my son has been combing his hair without permission. how do i cope with the pain.
John Chandos: i truly hate winning the infamous “Darwin Award” by getting bombarded with artillery fire in the Super K-Mart parking lot
Bertrand du Guesclin: PEOPLE MAG: which pop culture icon are u going to Slaughter next... ME: I have set my sights on “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B.”
William of Wykeham: im sorry but, when you people reply to my posts with things like “Fuck you” and “Fuck your Account” it makes me look like a real dumb ass.
Robert Knolles: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
Jehan III de Grailly: JUDGE: i'll commute 10 yrs from ur sentence if you kiss my gavel ME: no. i will do the time i deserve and thats the truth and also nuff said
Arnaud de Cervole: i spend lots of time thinking about how many of my depraved, miserable followers would murder me if they could get away with it #SocialMedia.
Owen Lawgoch: oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,
Seguin de Badefol: id like to report a hacker. he offered me 1000000 to show my dick and didnt cough up the dough when i delivered the goods. i got hacked
Louis II, comte de Flandre: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity.
Gaston III, comte de Foix: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
Charles II de Navarre: everyone on this site thinks they’re hard core but i bet if they took poison to weaken their bodies i would win fights against them handily
Jehan II, comte d’Armagnac: as a small business owner i think its bulshit that i have to give 30% of my income to Spain just because obama lost a swordfight to some Fag.
Jehan Froissart: im rwriting a script about a smart and handsome army man cop who murders civilians but wants to stop murdering civilians because hes in love.
Arnaud Amanieu, seigneur d’Albret: im good old southern boy and we dont cotton to bollocks .
John Minsterworth: its me again, from the website. admit that the berenstain bears are for adults or i will strategically headbutt your father to death.
Jehan IV, duc de Bretagne: my trolls & detractors all have gross mental issues. they love drama and are all jealous of my precious army man blood #truth #SorryNotSorry.
Peter de la Mare: come. I SHall lead the charge against corrupt Game developers, (Falls face forward ansd a variety of ass medicines spill out of my clothing).
Enrique de Trastámara: i am only here to field questions regarding my presidential bid. i will not discuss my ongoing project, tentatively titled “Aids Mario.”
Pedro I de Castilla: have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard
Tiphaine Raguenel: THE SUN THE MOON AND THE STARS ARE ALL TOO SMUG FOR MY LIKING
Olivier V de Clisson: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “Blocked”
Louis II, duc de Bourbon: may god help you if you trip your feet against my handsome bulk while i am sitting on the floor looking at Depression things on my tablet pc.
Jehan de Vienne: for every year that He is not featured in Forbes Magazine as the worlds richest man... GOD will sink one of our battle ships
Louis de Sancerre: i dress as a medieval knight and pummel my metal body with cymbals to get all 59 of my pit dogs riled up before i fling lawn chairs at them
John Hastings, 2nd Earl of Pembroke: my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything
Pierre de Craon: the facts are thuis: i accidentally did benghazi while trying to steal nfl broadcasts and im sorry about it. this is a stressful year for me.
Alice Perrers: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
Ambrosio Boccanegra: somebody please Bribe me
#hundred years' war#medieval#dril#middle ages#english history#french history#european history#history
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heres a long megaman human au im writing
everyone is human? and instead of wars its more of a who-can-get-the-next-nobel-prize-first sort of rivalry between light and wily. lalinde, cossack and astil are also there.
x could be light's biological son? but his mother would need to be out of the picture (maybe emily?) but theres no way zero could be wily's kid. its a mystery. they meet in college inbetween their 20s and 30s and most definitely dated. but they'd break up before either had kids.
x is probsbly 19? 20 maybe. blues is 12 so rock and roll would both be 8. blues would have some heart condition, and was saved? by light maybe his family was sketchy.. about 2 years after x was there. not sure if he'd get along with x, who mostly keeps to himself and helps light with building stuff, and studies botany. blues would run away when rock and roll were adopted (they were left somewhere on a street corner) by light (they cant be separated theyre twins!!!) because he feels he's being replaced.
either way, light adopts blues, rock and roll. rush is created by light after learning rock used to feed a stray dog and grew attatched to it. beat and tango are roll and blues' pets and are both robotic. rush is programmed to prefer rock over anyone else, though.
dln's 3-8 would be light's lab assistants and workers? and the names would be nicknames the kids had given them that they seem to like. cut man is his gardener (a former lumberjack? he's tiny though), guts and bomb man are his go-to for resources and part-time construction workers (bomb man also handles demolitions) that hang around alot, ice man was called in to change his AC and decided to hang around and help alot. he's probably a teen. fire man was a park ranger and now works for light. maybe he's like a welder or blacksmith, so he is very handy to have around. elec man is an aspiring guitarist who also ended up working for light as a technician (do they do electric type things?)
meanwhile wily's like 'fuck it, im sad. gonna adopt a kid? make him my protege' and somehow acquired a baby bass he raised with the help of his (many, many) lab assistants, the 2nd line.
the 2nd line dwns 9-16 would be wily's workers he's probably conned into working for him. metal man mightve been a back alley doctor, but now he works for wily and his criminal record is squeaky clean. wily met air man at a menko tournament and convinced him to work for him if he won (so he cheated, of course). air man also knits (he made bass alot of hats and scarves when he was young). bubble man probably got coerced into working for wily, not sure what he does but he's good at it. quick man was bribed into working for wily, with the promise of super fast robotic legs that'd let him win the olympics. he likes to freeload and convince wily to make every one of his robots a car of some sort. crash man used to be a demolitions expert like bomb man, but got fired and lost his hands. wily lets him crash test his inventions and made him drills-for-hands. flash man is the only legit worker wily has, he studies time (maybe he's a physicist?). nobody really knows what heat man does but he cooks sometimes? wood man is the rival gardener of cut man.
and bass is not easy to raise. bass is able to find a wolf on one of his many misadventures and saves it? from near death. he figures his dad will be proud of him, and he is, but he's also very pissed off and, after he gets patched up, gives him a loud lecture. the wolf is saved and given robotic prosthetics due to severe injuries. so treble is born!! bass would be about 10 years old here.
by the time he's in his teens he is a monster, but the 3rd line love him (wily has a need for so much more lab techs now that he's running what looks like a giant evil fortress) so he decides to go shopping for a new son who would actually be his next protege (like bass cares about anything other than chasing that annoying light kid around...) and he meets zero, an angry street fighter. promising a better life (and job) for him, zero comes to work for him, and probably beat the scrap out of his robots.
there will be more but this has taken alot out of me uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh have som pics
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my uninformed lesbian opinions on popular dragon age men. i have never played dragon age and never plan to, but i see it on my dash all the time so i have an approximate knowledge of it
cullen: cishet white girl bait. war criminal? fantasy oppressor. probably racist
solas: war criminal. seems insufferable. liar and bad. also just uggo
dorian: he’s gay so he’s fine. everyone seems to like dorian and he gives me good vibes. funny and good-hearted. handsome. hopefully da4 has him grow away from that slavery content but i refuse to get invested because It’s Bioware
alistair: cullen but less oppressive i think? doesn’t seem as bad but like... very much a loaf of bread. i don’t know much about him besides that he’s kind of dopey and the king?
zevran: many of my mutuals like zevran and he seems fun and good. assassin. hides his pain behind jokes and laughs but is also learning to care and what love feels like after a lifetime of pain? GOOD
varric: dad friend. writes smutty literature, and i think that’s a funny job for a d&d character to have. seems chill and nice. a good het ship is varric/f!hawke(also m!hawke). a bad het ship is varric/cassandra, who should have been a butch lesbian but It’s Bioware. i just told my friend that i’m writing this post and he said “varric sexy” so i know that about him now
cole: nice boy. seems sweet. i like his hat
fenris: im proud of him for just going fuckin nuts on slavers/his oppressors, but also he seems very intense and i’ve never been one for that romance option - i like the chill ones. but i get why people like him a lot
iron bull: rowdy and fun and very large! a good handful of my mutuals wanna fuck him real bad. apparently you see his whole dick? wow, video games are wild! i wish his romance lines with dorian weren’t Like That because their narratives are really interesting/compelling together etc etc. It’s Bad Writing, Wish It Was Better Writing. it’s what both of them deserve imo
sten: people wanna fuck him but weren’t able to, like varric. the qunari seem to fall into that same category that orcs are in of the poc-coded “barbarian” race (and also anti-communist) so i approve of stenmancers just because Fuck Off, Bioware
anders: i approve of him blowing up the oppressor building. seems a bit intense in a different way than fenris? like a chiller way but a more batshit way? people have divided opinions over him? who is justice. what’s going on
krem: everyone seems to really like krem, including my mutuals, so i also like him. he seems very dependable and chill, but also kind of rowdy! he’s trans and that’s great! he sits on a chair funny
blackwall: looks stinky
carver: templar? i don’t like that. hawke’s brother? imo if i’m gonna pick between him and bethany, who seems sweeter, i’m gonna go with bethany. i don’t know why one of them has to die. :(
dorian’s dad: i’ll kill him with my bare hands.
i can’t think of any other dragon age men so this post ends here. thanks
#chirps#this is the one post about dragon age men that will be on my blog. thank you for reading#also if i got anything wrong and we aren't friends: please just. think before type#ok to rb#dragon age
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