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emry-stars-art · 3 months
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I’ll continue to wonder why the Trojans make me want a modern/snapchat au so badly lol but I loveeeeee them so much, it’s almost one of the first things I drew for them 😂
I’m imagining they’re on some trip in wintertime and none of them are built for it but Jean, like me, is reluctant to give some things up
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anonymocha · 1 day
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are you gonna be there with me?
taco bell commercial song got me dyking
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rockystar11 · 2 years
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where’s that “blake has two hands” meme when you need it
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black-out-marker · 7 months
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"Narziss und Goldmund" ist übrigens extremely horny aro und hopeless romantic ace solidarity/friendship/love/soulmates und ich möchte bitte meine Analyse nochmal ändern danke
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sakebytheriver · 5 months
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#love how i lost a follower because i called the pirate show a slave owner pirate show and they said i was being bad faith 😭😭#and then when i explained my reasons and dressed down why i dont want to watch two slave owners and traders fall in love#very patiently if i do say so myself they decided to unfollow rather than confront why they think its#in their own words ok to use slave owners as characters since there were lots of slave owners before the 1900s and there still are#so what we just arent allowed to use them as characters now#like yeah buddy i dont think we should be using slave owners and traders as characters in uwu gay fantasy shows#i think its a good rule of thumb that we dont turn slave owners and traders into white gay icons that parasocial tenderqueers go to#the graves of to do some cutesy little ceremonies to honor them as if theyre these peoples blorbos from history#dw babe i blocked you so youll never see anpther post from me 💋#like EXCUSE ME for thinking some kitchsy little comedy show shouldnt pinkwash two ACTUAL slave owners from history#like im so very sorry i told you that i want better representation for gay people than LITERAL SLAVE OWNERS#i guess im not a very good ally 🙄#the way they were like we should give them a pass because theyre a big show that is bringing marginalized people to the public in good ways#as if we dont live in an age where we have more rep than ever before and have to give a pass to a show that decided to make two slave owners#into two little uwu smol bean gays for the tumblr communitys consumption 🙄🙄🙄#i just know they unfollowed because i said id seen better rep and better writing elsewhere 😪#like no way that wasnt what offended them most 😂
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kiri-tired · 2 years
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Me and Zodiac spreading our gay thirst and Kiri-himbo propaganda:
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Omg my ex is direct messaging me??
Wtf do i answer?
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koffinrott · 1 year
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Brother in law decided that I cannot be a man because I do not take trash to the dump. Idk whether to laugh or be mad. 😅
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captainwans · 15 days
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AM ERA PT. II (smau)
— ALEX TURNER
arabella series!
pairing: alex turner x fem! actress! reader
summary: the fans can’t get enough of their relationship and share their thoughts and feelings on the arabella mv, including a “new” discovery on y/n’s side from the comments.
timeline: 2014
masterlist!
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yourinstagram 🤍🖤
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username babe yourinstagram just posted
username SHES A GODESS
username live love laugh y/n
breanahelders the woman you are 😩😍
yourinstagram you’re my woman 😙
matthelders didn’t know we shared her
breanahelders matthelders babe not now
username matt is so funny i love him
username oh no 🧎🏾‍♀️ what’s happening to me
mileskane looking beautiful love ❤️
yourinstagram ❤️😙
username i was waiting for miles to roast her
username no bc me too 😭😭
yourbestfriend holy mama i’m so gay 😳
officialelizabetholsen so real 😩
username the women in the comments ✨😌💅🏼
username alex doesn’t even have ig and if he had i know he be barking at how hot his gf is 😫
matthelders trust me he is barking
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yourinstagram a little bts ✨ (📷: wife breana)
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username my parents looks so hot
username i’m loving this new theme of hers!
username same!! i love how it matches the am
username the mv was so sexy idk if i wanted to look at alex or y/n
yourbestfriend nah i was looking at y/n the whole time who tf is alex?!! 🤨
username and you’re so iconic for that sis
username the content we’re getting lately is just immaculate keep going queen
username literally two of my worlds colliding
username y/n & arctic monkeys fans 🤝
username oh to be arabella
username *to be y/n
username what i also loved about the mv was that they put some clips from the arabella movie
username y/n am era > alex am era
matthelders who said she was YOUR wife?
yourinstagram me, myself & i 😌
breanahelders what she said 🤩 matthelders go get the divorce papers
username LMAO
username IM CACKLING THIS IS SO FUNNY
username this is so gold i love this trio
matthelders i’m telling alex 😡
username um hello is no one gonna talk about them KISSING in the mv??!
username i was literally waiting for that comment!!!
username their kiss is living in my head rent free ✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤩
username i still haven’t recovered from that
username forever jealous
username he was kissing me y’all
username sorry boo but that was me
username if alex had ig i would’ve asked him if her lips tasted like the galaxy’s edge
username and if he kissed the color of a constellation falling into place
username and asking him if his days end best when this sunset gets itself
mileskane username he’s sitting beside me and he confirmed that her lips did taste like the galaxy’s edge 😳 🌌
username gripping my hair, sliding against the wall, sobbing, crying, throwing fits—ALEX
username IM SCREAMING MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS 😭😭😭
username i love this comment section sm
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yourinstagram vogue ✨🤍
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vogue: always a pleasure to have you 💋
username: y/n y/l/n is such an icon.
username: new era new y/n
breanahelders: those LEGS 😫
yourinstagram: open for you ;)
matthelders: can you two take this somewhere else pls 😒
mileskane: dang matthelders you just lost your girl
yourbestfriend: don’t blame him
matthelders: 💀💀 yourbestfriend
matthelders: just signed the divorce papers 😞 i can never win
breanahelders: matthelders babe don’t take this personally it’s not you
yourbestfriend: matthelders it is actually you
matthelders: yourbestfriend you can eat my foot
username: lmao y/bsf/n
username: i can’t with them
username: poor matt 😭😭
username: y/n’s comment section is a comedy show 😭😂
username: i love how breana and y/n are so gay for each other
username: i mean look at them i want them both
username: literally need her so bad 😫
username: HOW MANY LETTERS IN Y/N
username: ugh she’s everything
rosiehw: remind me why you’re not a model? 🤤
yourinstagram: i could never 😫
yourbestfriend: *you could i mean vs 👀
username: lmao yourbestfriend
username: no but seriously
username idk if i wanna be her or be with her
username: ok alex i get it now 😫
username: since no one has mentioned it is anyone else forgetting that i bet you look good on the dance floor was also about y/n
username: context pls
username: wait REALLY? EXPLAIN
username: that’s not true—is it??
username: he confirmed it during an interview years ago why are y’all so clueless
username: but he didn’t mention her name tho?? only that it was a “popular actress”
yourbestfriend: username put two and two together sis 😭
username: lmao do you think y/n knows
yourbestfriend: knowing her dumb ass i don’t think so
username: did y’all forget that y/n filmed a movie back in 2005 in sheffield 👀 yeah
username: there you have it
username: it all makes sense
username: i thought we all knew that 😭
username: in conclusion they were meant to be sorry i don’t make the rules
pinned comment 📌 yourinstagram: how come when i look for any information my only source is you guys (not that i’m complaining tho)
yourbestfriend: bc you’re so so fucking clueless that’s why babe
yourfriend: 😭😭😭
mileskane: how did we go from y/n’s legs to i bet you look good on the dance floor?
username: wtf is going on???
katiee_cook_: i’ve given up at this point
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ranposgirlboss · 1 year
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~late night car drives with bsd charas~
this is an idea i got while listening to depressing vocaliod songs, SO HERE WE ARE!!! these are just some hc i have about how it would go, some charas are COMPLETELY platonic!! (this is mostly platonic in the 1st place tbh) this is my first time writing on this app, and i haven't written anything online in a few years, so if the formatting is weird, PLEASE TELL ME IDK WHAT IM DOIMNHG
chara list: dazai, chuuya, poe, ranpo, and yosano
GENRE: fluff fluff fluff and sillies
enjoy!!
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DAZAI
-HESSS DEEEEEFFF THE TYPE TO BRING YOU ON LATE-NIGHT DRIVES!!!!!
-he would probably be going to some weird ass convenience store with you at ungodly hours in the morning 💀
-HE EITHER SINGS THE MOST DEPRESSING SONGS OR THE MOST UPBEAT SILLY SONGS THERE IS LITERALLY NO IN BETWEEN
-i feel like he would mess with you and fucking drift the car when yall turn
-lets just say you get close to dying more then once 😁
-one time when yall tried to sneak out, kunikida caught yalls asses (your ears still hurt to this day from the mouthing off you got from kunikida)
-all in all, VERY FUN TO GO OUT WITH!!! WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU WANT CHAOS!!!! OR IF YOU LIKE ALMOST DYING 10 TIMES IN 30 MINS <3333
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CHUUYA
-ok so i know i said late night CAR rides BUT CMON WHO DOESNT WANNA RIDE A COOL ASS MOTORCYCLE WITH CHUUYA!??!?!?/1
-mf has HORRIBLE ROAD RAGE!!!
-i hc that when chuuya gets really pissed and the person is super rude to him, he fucking makes their car float...LIKE FULL ON 😭
-AND THEN HELL MAKE THEM SAY SORRY
-but other then his road rage, its honestly pretty chill
-i know that he has a BANGER playlist, I JUST KNOW IT
-i fell like he'd also play around on the motorcycle a bit, BUT AT LEAST HE WOULDNT NEARLY KILL YOU UNLIKE DAZAI (눈‸눈)
-id say its pretty nice and balanced, with enough calmness to make it enjoyable for the most part, but enough thrill to keep asking him to take you out <33
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RANPO
-just gonna let you know right off the bat, his ass is NOT driving 😂
-there is a high chance that he JUST woke up and started banging on your door because he had cravings and well, he ran out of his snacks...so OBVIOUSLY he had to bang on your door, its important!!!
-and even if he was completely awake...he would get yall lost so fast
-so you were driving him
-honestly? its kinda funny to see groggy ranpo walk around and try to grab what snack he wants at the convenience store when he's barely awake
-bro literally drops the bag like 5 times (you picked it up all 5 bc you kinda pitied him rn 😭)
-he basically ends up sleep walking his ass outta there
-the ride is mostly quiet, mainly because ranpo falls asleep on the way back
-imagine if you played heavy metal and woke him up
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POE
-HE WOULD DRIVE WITH YOU FREQUENTLY, DUE TO HIM BEING A NIGHT OWL
-these car rides would be so peaceful
-ngl he would probably sometimes take you out just to drive with you (its not like gas is a problem for him anyways 😭)
-HE HAS SUCH A GOOD PLAYLIST OF SONGS TO JUST SIT THERE AND DAYDREAM TO
-doesnt seem like a talker tbh, he might ask you if you want to go anywhere specific, but you guys mostly just listen to music together (he saves the story telling for another time <3)
-I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD MAKE A PLAYLIST THAT LIKE KIND OF HAS A STORY LINE SO IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO DAYDREAM TO THE SONGS CUZ YOU COULD CREATE YOUR OWN STORY TO THEM
-you hold karl in your lap and pet him like you're an evil villain (cannon)
-very calming and relaxing drive <33
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YOSANO
-UGH IM SO GAY FOR HER
-ngl she kinda gives dazai vibes, in terms of playlist
-there has been more than one occasion when she just drunk-drove you
-LUCKILY YALL DONT DIE??!?!?!??! HOLY FUCK
-shes a small talker, OR A GOSSIPER WHILE YALL DRIVE
-yall just have so much fun talking about the ada and everything that's going on there <333
-would scream the lyrics to any 2010's throwback song, while having a (hopefully) safe dance party
-very fun to be around, and even though she drunk drives, shes def safer then dazai
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THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
PLEASE SEND ME REQS I BEG OF YOU
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valeskafics · 1 year
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Party In Your Bedroom Random Chat Log (1 of ?)
Here you go this is soooo dumb 😂 lots of branjo content for @ticci-isaack LMFAO
While Waiting For You to Start…
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): bruh I’m so down bad for my virgin friend
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): like when we went to dinner the other day, she fuckin moaned when she ate something and im like….. bruh ive had so much sex but this hit different
Krakeninmypants (Theon Greyjoy): lmao slutty did you get hard from a chick moaning omg
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): don’t kink shame me :(
Knownothing (Jon Snow): hey how many people do you need to fuck to be a slut
Knownothing (Jon Snow): asking for a friend
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): Maybe like 30?
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): 30 seems like a lot
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): ok virgin
Bidisaster (Margaery Tyrell): LMAOOOOOOOOO
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): I promise you I’m NOT a virgin.
Dayoungwolf (Robb Stark): hey sluttyrichboi, sorry for being late to the party but I’m in the same boat with that friend I told you all about last time
Baby_b (Baela Targaryen): the friend who didn’t know what a body count is? You should just ask them out
Krakeninmypants (Theon Greyjoy): nooooo stay single with me wolf let’s fuck bitches get money
Bidisaster (Margaery Tyrell): kraken pls omg
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): while we’re on the subject of friends, my good friend is pissed at me because, according to my cousin, I’m being a cunt
Spiderwoman (Helaena Targaryen): is your cousin smart?
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): not smart but definitely perceptive
Knownothing (Jon Snow): you’re probably being a cunt then, mate, sorry
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): the girl we like is coming over later woooooooooooo
Krakeninmypants (Theon Greyjoy): girl?? Fr I thought y’all were gay and just watching this for fun
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): ummmm no. we’re straight.
Freeallthenipples (Robin Arryn): didn’t you mention in a chat once that you sucked each other’s dicks
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): friends do that for each other
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): I’ve never sucked a “friend”s dick for them. Y’all?
Onehandisallineed (Jaime Lannister): can’t say that I have.
Letmegiveyoumylittlefinger (Petyr Baelish): Nope.
Disfordaddy (Daemon Targaryen): friends with benefits, yes I have. Not FRIENDS, lad
Bidisaster (Margaery Tyrell): my bf says the same thing as Disfordaddy
Daddygoldbucks (Tywin Lannister): youths today. In my day, we never would engage in such vulgarity.
Desperatehousewivesirl (Cersei Lannister): Hahaha this old cunt sounds like my father
Onehandisallineed (Jaime Lannister): Mine too.
Gingerbreadwoman (Catelyn Stark): out of curiosity, do any of you have kids? I’m just curious :)
Desperatehousewivesirl (Cersei Lannister): I have four monsters. I mean children
Disfordaddy (Daemon Targaryen): Two daughters, both absolute menaces, I’m here for you
Queenofpegging (Rhaenyra Targaryen): Five sons
Moderator_HS (Harwin Strong): Three sons :) Two are angels… One is… Something.
Defaultuser123 (Alicent Hightower): I have 4 kids. Wish I didn’t sometimes (read: all the time)
Daddygoldbucks (Tywin Lannister): two children
Daddygoldbucks (Tywin Lannister): technically three but I don’t acknowledge my youngest, he’s a twat
Sapiosexual (Tyrion Lannister): Now this old cunt sounds like MY father
Krakeninmypants (Theon Greyjoy): lol my dad’s a cunt too
Mistahjhasabigd (Jace Velaryon): heyyyyyyyy friendos
Dayoungwolf (Robb Stark): let us guess, you were eating?
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): LMAOOOOOO
Penis69_420 (Luke Velaryon): HI EVERYONE
Penis69_420 (Luke Velaryon): WATCHING WITH MY GF TODAY
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): By gf, do you mean your blow up doll lol
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen): STOP IM CRYING LMAO
Penis69_420 (Luke Velaryon): GO SUCK EACH OTHER’S DICKS YOU ASSHOLES
Branjoboyz (Bran and Jojen): Ok maybe we will bitch
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): so does anyone know how I can convince my friend who I might have a thing for that I’m not a cunt?
Hornybull (Gendry Waters): Simply put, try not being a cunt?
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen): Thank you, Bull. Very helpful
Hornybull (Gendry Waters): You got it bruv
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pepper-mintzyy · 6 months
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CAGE FOR A CAGE VODBLOG ((Long Post)) [Part 2]
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Already of the bat--STOP. Just stop Phil. You're not a fucking idiot, give yourself more credit, you're a smart bird. Don't put blame onto yourself, if there's anyone who should be taking the blame its the feds.
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Okay watched a bit more of the maze stuff, sorry chat. Phil is now home, went back actually after checking to see if the adoption center has any changes. Which surprise surprise; none.
I am aware that this bit is where Phil will go to the basement to check shit, and I am like SO FUCKKING ANXIOUS it's insane. My stomach is doing flips and my soul is ready to JUMP. The power of the horrors that hunt down crow father are so powerful I'm scared before they even arrive.
Also having smol bits of regrets on looking at the screenshots taken during this on tumblr because I know he's gonna get yoinked. But I'm glad I didn't do in-depth reading because I don't know the full story SO--I may or may not cry tonight.
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He's in the bunker--HE'S IN THE FUCKING BUNKER--CHAT I'M ALREADY UNWELL---CHAT HOLD ME--I'm scared.
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"I'm gonna sleep in this chair"
Ok so-- he slept on the chair. Like the fucking 'I can sleep standing up or sitting down' crow says he's gonna sleep on the chair. And he has been mentioning non-stop about how his kidnapping was 'dream'. Now this could be the delulu in me, or Tiki's fucking theory influence (im sending you the basement later-), but what if as soon as Phil 'fell asleep' the feds were actually there waiting, hidden away, and as soon as Phil passed out from the day. Which tbh I won't blame him, the maze, the event, the running around the server before the event, just everything. Phil at this point would be EXHAUSTED, so I just imagine him passing out seconds later on the chair and THAT'S when the feds get him.
I'm not sure if that's a far stretch or not, I don't do theories or anything that relates to it. I'm not that smart to get into deep shit like this 😂 I just draw the cubitos being gay for each other and them being cute and shit. Maybe a few ideas here and there but most of them are just me being delulu.
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OH FUCK OH FUCK- HE REALLY DID SLEEP-- HE'S ACTUALLY ASLEEP ON THE CHAIR--I thought he was just gonna go to the basement--wait no he wouldn't I just said he would tired as fuck from the events--MY THOUGHTS ARE SCATTERED--
Ok so he fell asleep on the chair. Brilliant. Now I REALLY think the feds were just there waiting for him to let his guard down so they can get to him. Dude my thoughts are so scattered- already betting this is from the hellish amounts of no proper sleep this server has caused me. Pay for my therapy you cucks-
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Waking up with a jump--It's at this point I think the feds have him. They fucking have him, and now Phil is somewhere within the federation HQ probably strapped to a bed with machines around him doing who knows what, cause shits about to go down.
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I hate this. I hate seeing the door just gone, knowing it was how whoever took the eggs got in. How they found a way around Phil's defense.
I also think this maybe something the feds are just feeding inside Phil's head. We know they love to mess with the minds of the people on the island, we have seen them committing acts that gave some of the people heavy amounts of trauma. Mind control, mind manipulation, memory loss, anything that has to with adjusting how a person works. [reference to Quackity not being able to read, write, or even see the eggs]
Again I'm not smart to go in too deep, I literally can't even think of anything to make this have any sense so I apologize.
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Would you look at that--the very same spot this chest is on, is where the damn black concrete spawned in. Y'all are sick for this.
"Oh it's Tallulahs colours"
You did not just fucking say shit calmly. You are looking at the damn chest that somehow got there WHEN NO ONES ELSE COULD'VE HAD ACCES INSIDE THE BASMENT ASIDE FROM YOU AND YOUR KIDS. How dafuq are you not suspicious--Because this couldn't have been from the kids, if it was he would've found it days ago, if not him them Tubbo would or even Niki! Because Tubbo was with the kids before all this hellscape, he had access cause the kids could get in. No shot Tubbo would leave their side. He would know the kids are planning to make this 'lil surprise' for Phil for when he comes back.
The kids don't often keep secrets, not when it concern their family. So if the kids made this, they would tell SOMEONE. ANYONE they trust enough to keep a secret from their father that they are making a surprise for his return. And we all know Toby can't keep a secret long enough to save his life, mans probably could--but would leave a LOT of hints towards it all whilst avoiding ruining the surprise.
Seeing this chest here where it wasn't before, or existed here without the prior knowledge of the people who were with the eggs BEFORE they 'left' is just suspicious and it leaves me feeling SICK.
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Also asked the delulus on discord for notes and this is what Tiki had to say
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Which I can't deny. It's pretty noticeable how Phil has just been emotionally drained and is constantly carrying weight on his shoulders. Crow father is unwell
[This is again turning into a fucking essay--RAINBOW! GET YOUR FUCKING PARASITE OFF ME]
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Now--Phil. PHIL. I understand you're unwell, you're tired, you want to eep, and that maybe you have consumed food from the event that you shouldn't have--But surely--SURE YOU CAN TELL THE WAY THIS IS WRITTEN IS NOT THE WAY ANY OF YOUR KIDS WOULD WRITE. This much should be simple for you to decipher that this is a trap, your kids didn't make this.
As much as I understand how desperate you are to get your kids back, trust me we all want them back, letting desperation take hold of your reasons is a bad thing. But I supposed it's already too late since they have you.
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JUST FUCKING REALIZED I HAVE DONE OVER 9 SECTIONS HOYL SHIT! OK-- OFF TO MAKING PART THREE I GO--omfg I'm actually insane.
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Cage For A Cage VodBlog >> PT.1
Reblogs are very much appreciated! <3
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fisherpiers · 1 month
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Hunter coming out to Luz as bi
OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO
like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies
i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)
but here’s some headcanons!
lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol
scenario #1
its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!
and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.
shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”
and he bluescreens
“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”
he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao
he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂
he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.
hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy
and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons
but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)
he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance
besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends
he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach
“LUZ!”
“WHA—“
she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap
oof
luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”
“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass
luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”
“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”
“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”
he sat up, “im bisexual,”
liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”
she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol
luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scenario #2
luz has just assumed he’s gay
bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls
its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing
its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie
alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right
anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt
they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car
“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked
luz laughed but then it hit her
“wait. you like girls?”
hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”
“oh…” she trails off,
and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought
meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like
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she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh
OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!
tboy!luz au :3
okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.
its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least
and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans
and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:
“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”
and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg
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lestappenforever · 6 months
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hi angel c:
i wanted to introduce myself, mclaren video anon is here *shyly waves his hand*
I'm from Czechia so English is not my first language and not even near to it so I'm really sorry if this ask gonna be a mess,, 🥴
I also wrote some Lestappen dynamics asks (for example this one https://www.tumblr.com/lestappenforever/728150895813115904/i-love-lestappen-dynamic-i-love-how-similar-and?source=share), Oblivious Charles Leclerc idea (https://www.tumblr.com/lestappenforever/728236675926556673/i-was-thinking-about-how-the-topic-of-oblivious?source=share), quatar shit-show and a lot of other screaming 👉🏻👈🏻
also I'm the one who's engi-nearing his limit at uni. I'm feeling better now! even though I have some tests already coming next week and I really need to study hard but how am I supposed to do that when LESTAPPEN HAD THE PADEL DATE AND NOW IM CRAVING FOR CONTENT???? I really REALLY HOPE that we'll have some photos. please. Universe, HEAR ME OUT IT'S LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION we need that.
yk I came to F1 cause of cars. I love cars with all my soul. for me it's the most beautiful creation of humanity. cars. cars. and I was like ok cars racing adrenaline and now? here I am screaming about some gay married couples again. I thought it would be my straightest interest. but who am I kidding? 20 men on a grid. how that was supposed to be straight?????
to this ask: I KNOW RIGHT??? IM STILL NOW OVER IT IT'S DEFINITELY THE LOWEST I HEARD HIS VOICE EVER https://www.tumblr.com/lestappenforever/731046319552151552/i-just-want-to-say-remember-that-anon-who-said-in?source=share
Mona, I love you and your blog. I'm so grateful that you're posting all of these, that you're so open to anons and it's so comfortable here😭 THANK YOUUUU THANK YOU THANK YOU you're the best you're the loveliest you're the sunshine and the bless to this fandom
and to end this long ask wanna say about your fanfics. angels roll the dice is a masterpiece. cause of fucking course it's a masterpiece. and the 2nd part of it is my FAVOURITE fanfic about the marriage. every time when I'm feeling lonely I open it and reading. the shoe game is the best part, I'm laughing so hard even though I'm reading it for the 20th time. and the 3rd part... oh my god. I was a bit scared that it's gonna be angsty but I was like "Mona wrote that. C'mon, Denis, you need to read that, whatever it is, it's gonna be a masterpiece". and it was. realistic and so Lestappen-coded. that was beautiful.
19 times the grid saved Lestappen? I couldn't drink my coffee cause of laugh. Let them sing? shit that was so HOT. Lap dance with THAT dirty talk? I was dead. Not Fucking Leaving? couldn't survive that. Mona, you're absolutely my favourite writer on ao3. I don't have enough words to express all my THANK YOU's for you
I hope you're okay, I love you and you are the best
*gives a hug if it's permitted*
Oh my God, Denis (love your name, by the way), hi, hello! It’s so nice to be able to put a name and a blog to some of my absolute favorite anon asks, so I'm so happy you decided to send me an ask off anon. ❤️
I love Czechia - it’s such a beautiful country. And don’t you worry, your English is great and absolutely nothing you ever need to apologize for.
I'm so happy to hear that you’re feeling better about uni, and I am absolutely certain that you’re going to nail your tests next week! And I am so with you about needing more Lestappen content following that padel date - we have honestly been deprived, and I'm crossing everything I have that some high quality photos and videos will appear in the coming days.
Cars are truly beautiful, wonderful creations, and I very much understand why your love for cars would bring you to F1. And I'm so glad it did, because I wouldn’t be having the pleasure of talking to you right now if it wasn’t for that! Even if it did turn out to be as straight of an interest as you had anticipated. 😂
Denis, I don’t think I can express in words how much your ask means to me, and how happy I am to know that you enjoy my blog and that you feel welcome and comfortable here. Because you are so very welcome here - you and everyone else who would like to come into my ask box, on anon or off, or anyone who just want to scroll through my blog in silence. You are so lovely and wonderful and kind, and your ask has truly made my day. I love you. ❤️
And I am so, so incredibly happy and grateful for your kind words about my fics. Nothing makes me happier than knowing my writing can bring such joy to others. Knowing that my words can evoke such emotions in my readers is such a huge honor.
I'm your favorite writer on AO3? 🥹 Please excuse me while I go sob from overwhelming happiness for a while.
Thank you so, so, so very much for this ask, Denis - I love it as much as I've loved each of the asks you’ve sent me on anon in the past, and I hope you know that you can come into my ask box whenever, about whatever, or send me a DM. I hope you’re having a beautiful Saturday, you are absolutely wonderful, and I love you too. ❤️
And I'll happily take a hug any day. 🤗
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sublimecatgalaxy · 2 years
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hey babes! i hope you’re doing well🤍 im rewatching twd from season one and im on episode 6 where the group is at the cdc, and i was wonder if you could write something where dr jenner tells the group that the building is gonna explode and y/n wants to stay since all of her family is gone but daryl refuses to leave without her (kinda like dale and andrea)? sorry this was so long 🤧
I'm not sure if you wanted a platonic or romantic relationship between the reader and Daryl so I went with something in between 😂
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It's as if I'm underwater, barely listening to the words of the doctor after hearing that we're being sent to our death, unwillingly and unknowingly. There's a sense of warmth that fills me, thinking about dying quickly enough to just go and be with the people I love, the people who have been gone and dearly missed.
The people around me frantically make their way to the shut doors, trying their best to pry it open and my legs can't seem to move me or lift my weak, tired body from the tile floor.
"C'mon, we gotta go." Daryl mutters, holding a hand out to me but I just shake my head, my eyes tearing as I look up at him through wet lashes. He looks floored, taking a step back from me with parted lips, shock and confusion passing across his expression. "C'mon-"
"No." I mutter, listening to the clock countdown as the rest of the group yells and threatens the doctor but Daryl's too busy, too concerned with my well-being and safety to focus on whatever they're doing.
He kneels down in front of me, resting a hand on my knee. "If you're killing yourself then you're killin' me too." My heart stops at the thought of him staying here with me, putting himself on the line to make a point. I knew he was stubborn but not this much. I'm not sure if he means it, if he would actually let me do this to myself but I could never live with myself if he died because of me.
"Daryl..."
"If you stay, I'm stayin'. End of discussion." His voice wavers a bit, thumbs reaching up to brush the tears away from my cheeks. "So either get your ass up and come with me. Or we're both going out together." I gulp, my eyes flickering back and forth between his as I ponder.
A few tense moments pass and I sigh, sniffling loudly as I allow him to help me to my feet. He blows out a breath of air and presses a kiss to the side of my head, wrapping an arm tightly around my shoulders to hold me against him, worried that I would allow myself to slip away if he were to let go.
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dreamcore-md · 5 months
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Your post clearly seems that you are biased so don't claim yourself that you are doing for huminity ??
"The promise land" dig this in history.
Uk divided that land into two one for jews one for arabs.
Now all arab countries wanted to capture in 1948 and many time more.
But every fucking time isreal win.
In war, the one who is powerful and have guts always win.
And as a human we give sympathy to the one who is weak.
But wait you guys never cry for Armenia,
What ? You don't even know about that ???
How would you do ?
After all you are not a human.
You are just a sympathiser to muslims not humans.
God bless you and give you little mind to read all since 3000 years and know the exact situation that just try to be a human and woke ending up a crime justifiers.
Calm down tiger ;)
I never said I’m neutral and if that’s bothering you then you can just block me and you’ll never see my posts again, but since you’re here let me tell u
Uk promised the jews to give them a land to live in, we call that “A promise from someone who does not possess to someone who does not deserve” so the number of Jews in Palestine was 7%, this percentage increased to 28% of the total population after the immigration of European Jews to Palestine under the British protectorate, if you’re saying that the UK decided to give up a land that’s it’s not theirs then I’m totally with you, what happened after they divided it?
Israel doesn’t want to give the Palestinians peace, as it claims, and doesn’t want establish a state for Palestinians next to their so-called state, as the UN claims, the Palestinian map is shrinking dayily while the territories controlled by the Israeli occupation are expanding
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Take a look hon, if they wanted to stick to the rules the UK put, why did the map change? Why didn’t they stick to their side of the deal?
And you’re right, the one who is powerful and have the guts always win, but I don’t see a reason to brag about a military that gets its euphoria from killing kids, that’s just not cool
I do know what happened in Armenia, maybe more than you do and maybe less, just don’t claim things about people you don’t know, Palestine is my most important matter and ofc I’ll talk about it more than anything, if for example you’re from the Maldives and people there are being killed by daily basis, will you go talk about Armenia more than your people in Maldives? No
And lol, you guys so want it to be about religions, I don’t only sympathize with muslims, I sympathize and stand with Palestinian muslims, Christians and jews, tho im not sure how many Palestinian jews exist but if there is, then im with them too, I’m with the people who’s been fighting for 75 years now because someone’s book says that this is their promised land, and if that’s what the book says then yeah we’re allowed to kill as many as we want, kick them out of their houses, rape their women, and put them in jail, I’m with any Palestinian even if he/she is an atheist
But you were hilarious talking about Armenia and that idc abt 😂 I’m sorry if me laughing is offending you but it was so funnyyyy😂 it’s like “oh your people are dying and you chose to talk about that rather than gay rights!!” It’s something like this istg😂
Since you mentioned it, prayers for Armenia 🙏
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