#im so predictable

[peteypiessuperfamily]

This is the worst day of my life.

#i could make a really terrible joke but ill refrain #but somebody else must relate to having a post about your favorite ship immediately get ran over by a ship you like less but is more popular #also I didnt realize until a week after making the dc post that theyre literally the same post #same wording #same format #im so predictable #its embarrassing #stony #stevetony #superbat #the stony one has been around since like christmas and the other one has been around for like a week or two #smh #SORRY IM BIASED #this post is for nobody #IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW THE POST ON THE RIGHT IS MINE FROM MY DC ACC #IM NOT CYBERBULLYING I PROMISE

[scruplescripture]

REALIZATION

#FUCKING HELL #IM SO PREDICTABLE

[bennidraws]

it's okay, they beached it off, guys 😌

#barbie #the barbie movie #i couldnt focus on anything else after this scene #and the subtitles made it even more gay tbh 😭 #the whole movie was everything to me but kudos for making the kens so homoerotic #IM SO PREDICTABLE #my art

[sanjipussyindulgence]

im OBSESSED with kafka's little growl here

#ouhhghh whenever a non-human character makes non-human noises i always lose my mind #im so predictable #kaiju no. 8 #kafka hibino #kafka #ichikawa reno #reno #kaiju number 8 #i wasnt expecting to like the english dub as much as i do #but kafka's VA is obviously having a lot of fun with the role

[thegelicopter]

Me to my brothers: I wanna show you who I married in Stardew!

Them: Okay

Me: *shows them Sebastian, the alt/emo boy who is obviously my type*

Them: That's not a surprise.

Me:

#stardew sebastian #this happened years ago when i first got the game #i still think about it #im so predictable #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #sdv sebastian #inside geli's head

[andrew-nobody]

Avatar the last airbender: favorite character

Sigh. Zuko.

#im so predictable #answered asks #anon #atla

[ozymoron]

my type is so obvious its like comical

#⚠️ #what can i say i know what i like #pathetic socially awkward dorky dudes with strange hairstyles #<- hairstyle is usually like slicked back but its even better when its like spencers and just looks really silly #like man they all have glasses (spencer has them briefly but it still counts) and theyre all in formal wear #theyre all nerdy as hell #theyre all very autistic #im so predictable

[murdrdocs]

ollie quick .... piss kink ...

#im so predictable

[lets-laughagain]

the 1d to bts pipeline is so strong it’s quite funny, I’ve been on a cycle on ao3:

i read a bts fic > i look at the author’s profile > i find out they used to write hl > i start reading one of their hl fics > i realize i’ve already read that one

#this is the 3rd time this has happened lmao #im so predictable #cause I know I love certain plots then when I find them I go read them ofc #then half way through it I’ll be like wait- #also my memory is horrible

[bigdvmnhero]

hello i just finished bad blud and it was so good! i love your rottmnt fics! do you have any rise fics you recommend?

aw thanks so much! 🥺 grateful you enjoy my work <3 and DO I HAVE RISE FIC RECS

most of it should be in my bookmarks, but so far i'm rly loving:

superfight by swordfright

I Went To Battlefest 2018 (and all i got was this lousy t-shirt) by FoxGlade

agápē by MagicalSpaceDragon

The Dawning of the Hour by Faiakishi

all the things that i could live without by taizi

Raise A Glass To The Four of Us by BiographyDivider (Princesa_Pens)

Echoes of What Never Was by SairenHaria

tried to raise you right by Sroloc_Elbisivni

Secondary Colors by NotMichealangelo

Bite It Back by Brokenpitchpipe

unmaking by deusexcorvidae

Always With Them by citrisam

switch 404 (dead man's error) by VeryCoolKid69

hamartia by Punable

coming right on back for you by taizi

bonus (i know you asked for rise fics but these r bangers too)

What Is Holding Is Also Being Held by adelfie (2007 verse)

Ten Minutes by kay_cricketed (comicverse)

The Fixer by penless

we’ve been here all along by taizi

feel free to add more! the writers in this fandom are kind of insane /pos i need to inhale all the stuff immediately

#a.text #rottmnt #rottmnt fic rec #lmao shoutout to isaque i had to dig thru our convos #to get most of these links #if anyone has more bad future timeline fics 🙏🏼 #im so predictable #fic rec

[mainfaggot]

I thought it was suspicious that I hadn't cried in 7 days. and then one minor argument with my mom led to a full blown screaming match and now im on the kitchen floor LOL

#im so predictable #suddenly it's like ahhhh the world is ending im a bad person it's all my fault I should've never been born #no im acting like a victim this is self victimization im self pitying but its true its all my fault why was i born #nothing i do will ever equate to my mother's sacrifices for me it would've been better for me to have died in the womb #if she knew back then how much pain i would eventually cause im sure she would have wanted the same #etc etc #i was mad at my mom but now im just so fucking sad and annoyed at myself #it always ends like this #i cant ever be mad at her i can only be sad that i exist #z.post

[officialbillhader]

4 years ago i put clips of the 30 rock episode on my snapchat story to celebrate leap year. Guess what i did this year

#awesomepie3221 #guess what ill do in 4 years #im so predictable #and im okay with that

[kannibaleherzen]

Yuta is so husband.

#voltage #otome game #my forged wedding #yuta kajima #im so predictable

[obitv]

almost done mp100 s1 guess what im about to say. go on. guess

#IM SO PREDICTABLE #camt even watch the last episode bc i know im gonna say 'they should give her estrogen' again and itll be so joever

[invisiblyvisiblejay]

this is so funny

have i ever mentioned i like fob

this is also funny guess what happened in april 😭😭😭

if u guessed that's the month my ex broke up with me and i listened to conan gray like nonstop u would be correct

#fall out boy #conan gray #spotify wrapped #im so predictable #i listen to SO MUCH music and yet #fob and green day have been in my top 5 since like 2018 #saint motel has been up there since 2021 i think #and ricky montgomery was up there in 2021 but not last year #i think conan gray has been there before too

[ozymoron]

i was talking with in the groupchat about how much i love weird evil silly insane clown guys (gender neutral) and my friend said "you'd go crazy for cicero from skyrim" and im looking at the skyrim wiki and fuck. i am going crazy.

#⚠️ #personal #im so predictable #theres a 13 second audio clip on the wiki of him just evil giggling #thats my kind of character #the wiki says hes regarded as obnoxious bothersome strange and insane #literally targetting me stop that #im collecting little silly evil clown guys i cant get enough of them