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#im so sad about jimmy i cant do it i cant do it
unluckystreak · 8 months
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seeing all my fellow kids/grand kids of parrotheads mourn in real time ... i see you ⛵🏝️🏖️
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hybbart · 8 months
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Since jimmy boy is one of your favs (atleast im pretty sure he is) do you have any underrated pairings/duos with him that you really like? This doesnt have to be characters btw it can be whatever. My fav underrated pairing is jimmy and sneegsnag. I cant put into words why i like it so much they're just so silly and goofy i love it. Alternatively i also really like seeing jimmy and fwhip bickering its hilarious
Not really? Nothing underrated at least, i don't think. I like ranchers and I like his sibling dynamics with Lizzie, Grian, and Pearl. I like his friendship with Martyn cause Martyn seems to be the only one able to tease him and make it... tasteful isn't the right word but we'll go with it. Not-too-much about the jokes.
Him and Joel have a very bros type relationship that reminds me of my brother and his best friends when they're playing cs:go tbh. Scar and him also have a nice friendship, it's quite similar to Grian's dynamic with him but not quite as charmed, more so thinks he's cool. He... I know it seems almost too perfect to be true but he really does treat Scar like his older sibling's friend who's also his friend by extention in that weirdish sorta way siblings bffs are family friends, y'know? That's my take on it. Jimmy is very good at making himself everyone's little brother.
His weird relationship with Etho is also funny. It feels very much like Grian and/or Joel gave him a primer on Jimmy and his bullyableness before introducing him and he very easily fell into the role of teasing him. He just likes to sneak up on him and pull a prank or scare him and leave before they can have any deeper interaction.
Impulse kinda feels the opposite. He feels like he was taught to bully Jimmy by Grian but isn't very good at it. I imagine Jimmy activates the helpful dad in him, literally making games where Grian and Joel have to say nice things about Jimmy and giving him reedstone tutorials and going easy on him when the rest of the southlanders are teasing him. (And then inadvertently dealing the biggest blows when he doesn't mean to) I imagine if he teamed up with Gem, Pearl, and Grian the collective power of their sad puppydog eyes could get Impulse to do literally anything.
Him and Skizz are quite cute, fellow failures going easy on each other and supporting each other, in the few interactions they've had. (Which unsurprisingly leaves his approval at 3/3 for the Roaving Pack Of Dads Squad)
Thats really all the ones I can think of right now tbh.
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antlerx-art · 9 months
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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 5 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️
predicting the wait and see in this one
“can i watch” hehe crowley just wants to be with aziraphale
HE MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO and “the doctor” is right behind him ahhhh british people youre so british
lol the demons just went from 10000 to 70
AZIRAPHALE STOP GIVING BOOKS AWAY
oh i love how he’s not assuming the spouse’s gender
eric you’re about to die i’m afraid
crackling at aziraphale being so stubborn about knowing french 💀
NO WAYY crowley asking the same questions as the fandom about aziraphale’s french he’s so us this season
NINA ASSUMING THEYRE TOGETHER YES YES FINALLY
“he’s not my bit on the side he’s far too pure of heart to be anybody’s bit on the side” CROWLEY YOURE. STOP. IM FINE IM FINE THIS IS FINE (this is, in fact, not fine)
uhhh crowley what are you trying to do with that rose and that wineeeee hmmm
“smitten 🥰” aziraphale please teach me irregular verbs with that smile
yes i also had this theory of gabriel faking the amnesia but that’s not likely
“you’re being silly😊”
protective crowley MORE PROTECTIVE CROWLEY YES GIVE IT TO MEEEE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU REVEALING THE TRICK IN S1
oh shit i’ve been dreaming about this moment “when you told my only friend to shut his stupid mouth and die” YES YES YESNYES CROWLEY SAY IT TELL HIM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO he took off his glasses shit shit shit
naur gabe is sad
“jimmy boyeeh”
JUMP OUT OF WHAT
he’s gonna stop him right
yep
RIGHTTTT THE MATCHBOX I FORGOT
HAND ON THE BACKKKKK
THIS MUSICCC so romantic i can’t wait to see the dance AND CROWLEY IS LOOKING AT HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW
mrs sandwich !! did she just change clothes
ohh what a pity Lindsay is your former partner🙄
so i wasnt hallucinating they actually change clothes as they get into the shop
gabriel’s fancy suit HELP
NOOOO MAGGIE YOURE IN TROUBLE
yes crowley put those demons in their place SHOUT AT THEM
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN THEYRE ABOUT TO DANCE
aziraphale also made a miracle to make everyone speak like they’re in the 19th century?
MAGGIE AND NINA MOMENTTTT it’s the scene ITS THE SCENE FROM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
okay now give me aziracrow dancing
crowley stop worrying and think about the ball challenge
AZIRAPHALE PLEASE GRAB HIS ARM AND MAKE CROWLEY DANCE WITH YOU thanks bye
ohhh andrew o’neil is mutt’s (?) spouse that’s why azi used they/them before I LOVE THIS CHARACTERRR I LOVE THIS SHOW
WHY DOES JIM HAVE TO BE SO FUNNYYY
OH
MY
GOD
“well perhaps you could tell me while we dance” IM GOING TO DISCORPORATE
OH SHITTTTTT
HE DID IT HE GRABBED HIS HAND THEYRE ACTUALLY GOING TO DANCE
hi shax can you please come back later this is too important
I CAN SEE THEM IN THE BACKGROUND
“i don’t mind hard work” MAGGIEE you’re so sweet
THEYRE DOING IT THEYRE DANCING AZIRACROW DANCING THIS IS REAL THIS IS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF ME IT’S REAL REALITY IM SEEING WITH MY EYEBALLS IVE ALMOST FALLEN OFF MY CHAIR
THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING AHHHH I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS COHERENT THOUGHTS
I MADE A FANART OF THIS WITH THESE EXACT COLOURS OHHH I HAVE TO PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
shax interrupted the ball HOW DARE YOU????
surrender the angle 📐
no stop don’t harm humans
GABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
THE FLUFFY COAT WHY SO DRAMATIC 💀💀
NOOOOOO THEY CANT RECOGNIZE HIM
YESS CROWLEY HAS STUDIED LAW!
i cant believe he’s democratically telling them that they can’t attack
OH I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED HE JUST MADE IT UP LOL
“happy anniversary love” AWH
“you’re a good lad” / “not actually, either” GENDERFLUID CROWLEY MY BELOVED
“why don’t you stand up for yourself? make your own plans” / “i am, but rescuing me makes HIM SO HAPPY” SHUT UPPPPPP AZIRAPHALE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE I KNOW YOU LIKE BEING RESCUED SHUT UP this show is so not real it can’t be
HELLO AGAIN MURIEL! police officer moment
“ARREST ME”? GIRL WHAT
THIS DIALOGUE IS SO CUTE I LOVE ALL THIS CROWLEY CONTENT
angel crowley on his waaaaay
FINISHED EP 5 OOHHHHH WHAT A ROLLER COASTER I CANT BELIEVE I ONLY HAVE ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS CANT BE ALMOST OVERRRR
(I had to rewrite some of this since tumblr decided not to save my post, but i could remember the best bits of the deleted part so it is authentic)
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megabuild · 5 months
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always sucks when you ask ppl to send in ask about aoyuer and I sit there staring bc im aoyuer’s proud #2 fan and yet I cant come up with anything because all I do is think about cscott its embarassing. what does he even do in aoyuer be a sad bug? oh no the prophecy? pix is literally dying in the desert
HELP its ok. frankly im always like wah i wish i could talk about aoyuer but then its like. people dont send me questions BECAUSE im not talking about aoyuer so they dont have any info to go off. vicious cycle. Anyway here's your Scott ramble
Much of Scott’s character right now comes from his home and the worldbuilding around it. Rìbhinne Deil is effectively a closed settlement theocracy, with Fèidhism (corruption of “god deer”, worship of the Twin Stags) being the religion almost all its citizens follow. I wouldn't call them a cult because that's a heavy word with a lot of contrasting definitions, and while certain practices they undertake would be considered bad by modern standards both IRL and in canon, Arc 1 is set in the equivalent of the 1400s and most characters view the area as “a bit creepy and weird but not really our business”. Having said that, their worship of Aeor is certainly Not very healthy. 
As a theocracy it's largely controlled by a council of priests who aren't all that relevant, but also on occasion the fèidh fuil (corruption of “blood of the deer”), a ‘chosen’ one who is believed to be a reincarnation of Alinar. (Functions about the same to the canon “champions”.) The fèidh fuil is a difficult role- outwardly, they are the unquestioned leader of Rìbhinne Deil, but often they are groomed for the position from a young age and serve more as a puppet that allows the council to remain in control. The fèidh fuil’s word, however, is still final.
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Scott (birth name Sgàid, which he still uses within RD) is about eight when he is chosen as fèidh fuil, a result of a tragic event where his parents and twin brother Seornaidh are killed in an avalanche. His body is the only one recovered from the snow and he almost dies to frostbite but makes a miraculous recovery, something the priests seize as proof of his chosen status. In canon Scott’s relationship with Xornoth is very glossed over and we never really get any hints he even had a brother until it’s randomly dropped in that oh yeah, that guy's my twin… so here it’s more a parallel of the original Twin Stags myth, where Alinar was so heartbroken over Cohnal that Aeor removed his memories to make him a “perfect soldier”. Scott’s memories aren't literally removed, but he is encouraged to repress his grief and focus more on his duties, with his family barely being mentioned and the avalanche being turned into something beautiful that “awoke” his godlike status instead of a tragedy. 
He becomes a controversial fèidh fuil. As I said above RD is a very closed off settlement- prior to the Empires Project it is one of the only major settlements in the area and they have little to no contact with the others. By the time Scott was about eighteen he wanted to change that- hence the change of his name to a more anglicised one, which he used when communicating with others. It's about this time he gets in contact with fWhip, who has just left military service and been appointed Royal Alchemist. While the Empires Project is fWhip’s baby, Scott certainly plays a part in helping it come to fruition. By the time the main story begins, he's just turned 21, making him the second youngest ruler above Jimmy (20, with some leeway since aging as a fish hybrid works differently).
In terms of his relationship with Pix, it’s a difficult one- in canon they only interact once and very briefly. In AOYUER Scott is definitely not a huge focus- my original intent was for his story to play out in the background, functionally very similar to canon, as a sort of reminder that Pix is the main character of this story but not the overall story. However I just.. really love worldbuilding and RD in particular has been so fun that he’s probably ended up having a bigger part than I intended LOL. In a lot of ways I would consider him a sort of “broken mirror” to Pix- he’s everything Pix should be as a leader to his people but Pix is also deeply aware of how Scott's situation is equally, if not moreso stifling than his own. Their interactions are pretty brief- they have an argument about religion at one point, and I’d like for them to have a more candid discussion towards the end. But outside of that, unfortunately he doesn't show up that much. (Or he isn't planned to, anyway. Knowing him he’ll sneak his way in to being a major character somehow.)
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evilmagician430 · 5 months
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🎶?
for VT/taleblr in general i think a lot of lemon demon's discography fits it well, especially the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. and the next dimension. both of these songs are kind of homestuck-y too now that i think about it
sibling rivalry by pup is a really good acachalla family song, as well as kids by the same artist.
similarly i think touch tone telephone and ancient aliens are good P.I.E. songs.
i actually have full playlists for some characters- some on my youtube page, and some are kind of just in my head. if i had to narrow down the songs for each character it would be like this
toast - evacuate the dancefloor by cascada, i am not a robot by marina and the diamonds, kaleidoskull by lemon demon, ravers in the UK, take it off by ke$ha, are you satisfied by marina and the diamonds, so its like half sad amv music and half music i think he would actually listen to. people forget hes not just some prim and proper brit, hes also a hard drinking party boy.
ghost- problems by mother mother, bloodeater by mom/girls rituals/cats millionaire/devi mccallion, flight of the crows by jhariah, oh oh oh sexy vampire by disko warp, jerma meatgrinder remix??(if this also includes jimmy casket songs) haunted by laura les, and uh fuck it bad blood by creature feature. and ofc secret by the pierces.
maddiefriend - crazy town by marz mitzi, doktorspiele, best friend by toy-box, prescription by msi, bill watterson by lemon demon, weird science by oingo boingo, serial contraption of malice by ghostie-p, and magical doctor by maretu.
sally - the end by lil uzi vert and babymetal, gimme chocolate by babymetal, mommy's little monsters by creature feature, dead bodies everywhere by korn, IT GIRL by aliyah's interlude, ready to die by andrew w.k., chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura, little girls by oingo boingo, barbie girl, when i grow up by the pussycat dolls, etc.
sue - woof woof by arthur, i cant handle change by roar, 1989 by msi, entomologists (original version) by ghost/ghostie-p/marz mitzi (i forget how they went by at the time of releasing that song), good news by the garden, my alcoholic friends by the dresden dolls, bloody mary-kate and ashley by pup, and ummm no specific song but i think she would listen to korn
billy - fin fin come and see him, butterfly by smile.dk, girl you need a shot of b12, september dark planet by arthur, walking by steampianist, still feel by half alive, gangnam style nightcore by psy, lego racers ost main menu and also the building mode music, boyfriend by big time rush, tbh i just get a lot of eurodance and boyband vibes from him. there are SOME songs that make me think of him in like an amv way but not many
sadly i must admit gertrude and papa i dont imagine amvs of them often. to any songs. except maybe aim for the head by creature feature, i feel like thats a gertrude song. same w spooker chris and any other characters i didnt mention. i simply do not think of them that much while im listening to music. sad!
spencer (main course - i have an entire playlist for him but i'll try to trim it down in this post) - karkat's theme from the homestuck ost, black hole by steampianist, eighth wonder by lemon demon, cabinet man by lemon demon, evil me by arthur, september by the living tombstone i think? the brony song. welcome to kitty city by cyriak, cat hacks by lemon demon, the machine by lemon demon, the blind prophet from the homestuck ost, the 'you are an idiot!' song from that one computer virus, the first watamote ending song, want you gone from portal 2, waiting for the world to end by mother mother, buried alive by creature feature, stupid stupid world by talking kitty cat, weekly shonen bye-bye by pinocchio-p, alphys from the undertale ost, ode to crayola by lemon demon, just monika from the ddlc ost, not safe from the off ost, christmas kids by roar, here we are from the undertale ost, awoken by h8 seed ft woodentoaster, hole-dwelling by kikuo, amygdala's ragdoll by ghost, faget by korn, evolution by korn, and oxidation and dream monsters by ghostie-p. boom. thats basically the meat of my spencer playlist.
i just remembered i also have a cywren caster playlist but im gonna limit myself to gmod roleplay characters cause im tired of typing and i dont think anyone cares anyways. if u do though check my youtube channel O.K. much love bye
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skrumnkle-thetired · 2 years
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Can we stop talking about dessert duo for a quick second and talk about flower husbands THEIR STORY ARE SAD TOO AND IM TIRED OF IT BEING OVERLOOKED
THE WAY THAT SCOTT TALK ABOUT JIMMY AFTER HE DIED AND HOW HE DOEENT HAVE ANYONE TO BOTHER HIM IS SO <//3
OR THE AFTERLIFE WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE BASE "this is what I wanted the base to eventually look like, I just didn't have enough time" SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEARLY CRIED OR HOW HIS WORLD LIGHTENES UP WHEN JIMMY WENT TO HIM BRO <//3😕😕😕😕😕
IN EMPIRES WHEN HE SPENT HOURS FOR A DATE WITH JIMMY TO MAKE THE MOST PERFECT DATE EVEN THO EVERYONE KMOWS DAMN WELL JIMMY WOULDVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH A GODDAMNED FLOWER FEILD HE SPENT HOURS BECAUSE HE KNOWS JIMMY DESERVES IT
AND HIM CONSTANTLY GIVING JIMMY FLOWERS EVEN AFTER THIRD LIFE I CANT JIMMY MAKES HIM SO HAPPY
AMD JIMMY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SCOTT EVEN IF IT WAS THE MODT RIDICULOUS THING OMG I MISS THEM
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catboy-kakashi · 2 years
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please please talk to us about actual canary jimmy and those flour bastards
AH. okay well. If u insist
Okay im typing this on my phone as i pass out so pls excuse any mistypes and long winding sentences. This is a stream of consciousness that youve just uncorked my friend
ANYWAY. I really really love canary-and-coal-miner team rancher art, right? And i love birds, and strip mining in minecraft, so i thought. Well! What if i came up with a funny little au where tango is a coal miner and jimmy is his little canary buddy?
Of course, actual coal mining is very scary, and i only write funny goofy things, so this is Mined Craft™️ coal mining. Anyway, tango takes up a job working for some unnamed mining company working under TFC, since i love his mining videos
I havent decided which other hermits to include yet? Im def including grian, joel, and lizzy, since theyre often featured in jimmy’s non-minecraft videos. I dont want to include too many and risk bogging down the story bc i get too caught up in writing accurate voices for everyone, but i might also write in some cameos of bdubs and etho or something. I want to include scott but im afraid i wont be able to properly balance a characterization of him hamming up on the “why yes my ex husband DID disappear under mysterious circumstances and i got most of his items. Why do you ask :)” facade while also deep down being quite sad and upset about jimmy just vanishing off the face of the earth. And then if i DID balance it properly im afraid it would come off more angsty than intended
ANYWAY. Uh. I dont know much lore about hermitcraft bc im still catching up on the lore-heavy videos (i like to just listen to people build/design things while i strip mine in my own world), but i’m thinking there’s enough wacky magic hijinks that i could justify my idea
My idea being that jimmy actually wasnt ALWAYS a canary, he wound up getting turned into one due to [redacted] (bc i havent come up with that part yet and am not particularly pressed to do so). Jimmy used to be a canary hybrid but now he’s full canary - still the same on the inside, but now he’s a tiny bird that loves to cause problems
None of his friends know this happened to him, or else they would have been working hard to get him back to normal. Instead, grian notices two things about this particular canary: he’s way more belligerent and vocal than the other canaries, hardly acting like a prey animal at all, and he seems to be prone to winding up in the parts of the mine that get gas leaks. He’s actually starting to get concerned that this poor little bastard bird has brain damage at this point and thats why hes Like That
So, anyway, grian and the others start calling this canary Timmy, bc it kind of reminds them of their missing friend who was also a canary hybrid and a little shit with terrible luck. They tend to keep timmy on the sidelines bc theyre worried hes been through too much and dont want him passing out anymore
Then, along comes tango! Tango, a blazeborn, is of course a major safety risk inside of a mine where gas leaks and combustibles are common. they trust him well enough to be careful and not blow himself up, but they also cant send him down the usual mineshafts, so they have him working mostly near the deepest parts of the cave, away from the coal veins and closer to the lava pits that he can withstand easier, so he winds up mining alone for the most part
And they think, hey, this is perfect! Now we have someone we can send timmy with so that he’s not cooped up all day. So tango winds up spending several hours a day just exploring deep caves and talking to himself, hanging out with this weird little bird that grian and joel love to bully
Anyway, long story short, this is me indulging in my own personal love of tiny animals and basically writing about tango going “ive had timmy for one day but if anything happened to him i’d blow this place up with myself in it”. Its just dumb little fluffy stuff like jimmy and tango doing back and forth whistle calls (jimmy of course being safely tucked away in an oxygen chamber the whole time), tango absolutely decking his room out with lots of perches and things bc he noticed jimmy hates cages, and tango spending his free time walking around with a bird nestled in his hair
Mostly this is just snapshot scenes in my head, stuff like grian explaining to tango how timmy got his name and what not. But yea this has been taking over my brain for weeks now!!!! Please help me i still need to finish my other wips!!!!!!!!!!
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joanpuckinsucks · 1 year
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RANKING NHL GOAL SONGS !
30. San Jose Sharks - Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited
this is so incredibly boring. when i went to leafs v. sharks earlier this year it was a great experience, but the goal song just didnt stick out. the sharks fans didnt even do shit when they scored goal until they scored during overtime. its not a good song im sorry it just isnt. p.s fuck the sharks
29. Florida Panthers - Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World
obviously Panthers fans seem to like this but its kinda boring. its not what id like to hear when my team scores. its not something id be screaming to. its kinda sad if im being honest. i will put it above the Sharks out of spite tho. sorry Panthers fans
28. Montreal Canadiens - stupid hey hey song
boooo tomato tomato tomato . HABS YOU SUCK !
27. Washington Capitals - random song accompanied by ambulance noises
makes my head hurt
26. Edmonton Oilers - Hell Yeah by Rev Theory
overwhelming
25. St Louis Blues - song i dont know the name of
take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowdddd
24. Carolina Hurricanes - Raise Up by Petey Pablo
no. it sounds like that song that goes like "welcome to the reddddddd kingdom"
23. Vegas Golden Knights - Vegas Lights by Panic! at the Disco
i dont like Panic! i dont like the song. i dont like the team. and the goal song is drowned out by the crowd chant ("Go Knights Go!")
22. Columbus Blue Jackets - For Those About to Rock by AC/DC / The Whip by Locksley
this one is so strange to me. if youre gonna start with a bangin song like for those about to rock, why change halfway through and mash it up with a song with such a large contrast? its such a big switch up like what??????? i think that the audience participation on this one is nice ("Woah oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ohohoh"). kinda lame ngl
21. Detroit Red Wings - no clue what this is called
eh good enough
20. Phildadephia Flyers - Feel the Shake by Jetboy
its an ehhhh song, but its higher than some of the others one because the Flyers make up with their mid ass goal song with Gritty
19. Winnipeg Jets - Gonna Celebrate by The Phantoms
one mid ass goal song, brought to you by your Winnipeg Jets! i wonder what Jesse from BarDown thinks about this. the title of the song reminds me of the video where its that like nursery rhyme that goes like "weve got to celebrate our differences!"
18. Anaheim Ducks - Bro Hymn by Pennywise
ehhhhh its fine.
17. Colorado Avalanche - Chase the Sun by Planet Fun
its fine. not much to say about it. audience participation is mediocre but its there ("Hey! Hey! Hey!").
16. Dallas Stars - Puck Off by Pantera
wowww so edgy and metal! i guess its fine. the chanting of "Dallas...Stars!" kind of makes it a bit better, but i just cant get behind it. crowd seems happy tho, so i guess thats good.
15. LA Kings - song that supposably has no name
its not bad, its just kinda forgettable... it has nice audience participation ("Hey! Hey! HeyHeyHey!"). songs i think wouldve been better/more memorable: Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus, Valley Girl by Frank Zappa, California Girls by Katy Perry
14. New Jersey Devils - Howl by The Gaslight Anthem
i have a strong dislike for the devils and new jersey but this is an ok song. i cant tell if the crowd is shouting "Here we go!" or "YOU SUCK!"
13, Vancouver Canucks - Aint Talkin Bout Love by Van Halen
i like Van Halen, but do ya know what i like more? Greenday. do you know why Quinn Hughes looks so sad all the time? its because he remembered the Canucks goal song isnt Holiday anymore! bring back Holiday!
12. Tampa Bay Lightning - Goons by Mona
catchy, good crowd chant.
11. Nashville Preadtors - I Like It, I Love It by Tim McGraw / Gold on The Ceiling by The Black Keys
nashville is music city, so i expected something better, but the crowd chant ("YOU SUCK!") is good. i love me a good "YOU SUCK!"
10. Calgary Flames - TNT by AC/DC
its a good song. would make for good crowd chants ("TNT! Hey! Hey! TNT!").
9. New York Islanders AND Minnesota Wild - Crowd Chant by Joe Satriani
come on guys! could you be any more unoriginal? shameful. still a good song.
7. Arizona Coyotes - Howlin For You by The Black Keys
i like it. coyote themed. good audience participation ("da da dada da, da da dada da")
7. New York Rangers - Slaphot by Ray Castoldi
i dont have much to say about it, but its good!
6. Boston Bruins - Kernkraft 400
i actually quite like this one. its not bad at all. its easy for fans to chant the melody, its fun to listen to (haha funny beep boop music), and its a Bruins tradition! as a leafs fan, i am absolutely shaking in my boots, im terrified, i really am. great song.
5. Buffalo Sabres - Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool
i know i was talkin some serious shit about the Sabres earlier tonight but their goal song is great ! it makes for good crowd chants ("here we go now! here we go now!")
4. Ottawa Senators - Song 2 by Blur
i love Song 2, i love Blur, and this is a great goal song. its great to pump the crowd up when a goal is scored and would make for some great crowd chants. ("woo hoo!")
3. Toronto Maple Leafs - You Make My Dreams by Hall + Oates
i may be a bit biased as a leafs fan, but i love this song and its just so great. hearing it is always so nice and makes me feel so good and its just an all around catchy song. its the best sound in the world for a Leafs fan.
2. Pittsburgh Penguins - Jump Around by House of Pain
i love this one !! its just so perfect and its sure to pump up pens fans and non pens fans alike.
Chicago Blackhawks - Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis.
now, do i absolutely hate the Blackhawks? yes. i hope that the Blackhawks association cant sleep at night, i hope everytime they look in the mirror it says "WHORE" in big red lipstick letters because they deserve it. what were they thinking having such an offensive logo and letting dylan strome play for them. i hate dylan strome. their only redeeming quality is their goal song. i LOVE Chelsea Dagger. its so catchy i just have to sing along. its great, it makes for great audience participation and its just a great goal song to pump up the fans!
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Empires SMP thoughts (spoilers for the latest episodes):
i have a LOT of thoughts, so let's dive in. be aware that this is all about c! not cc!
1) the dragon egg. Gem has it and will keep it safe. i'm 100% sure it'll be important to the story later on. sidenote: fWhip's line "that's hope right there" was perfectly delivered. he sounded so sad about what he had helped cause.
2) where everybody stands. Sausage is presumably no longer allied with his former friends, except for maybe Joey. Lizzie was trying to save the dragon while Joel and Pixl were killing it and Jimmy had no idea which option was right, so there may be a rift in that alliance now.
3) it's possible to resurrect the dragon with the end crystals. not sure if this is a canon thing in the lore of Empires but if it is, then it'll definitely be used in some way. the dragon dying was treated as a very final thing, so they might "discover" the end crystal thing as a way of bringing the dragon back.
4) Sausage may have used fWhip and Jimmy's rivalry to his advantage. i don't watch fWhip or Sausage but my guess is Sausage knew that fWhip would hide the head in the End and he knew that Jimmy, stubborn as he is, would stop at nothing to get it back.
5) Joey referred to Xornoth as his husband, so either Joey is delusional about the status of his relationship with Xornoth or Joey and Xornoth secretly eloped and are now genuinely married. both options are absolutely hilarious but i highkey hope it's the second one just to add to the hilarity that Scott and Joey would now be brothers-in-law.
6) Pixl is in self-imposed exile now. Pixandria currently does not have a ruler. i don't know where Pixl is planning to take this arc but i'm excited for it!
7) Scott's lore is about to get even better. there's potential for a lot of brotherly angst with the whole reincarnation thing, but also i'm hoping for this whole thing to bring Scott and Jimmy closer. Scott is very scared of his brother's full power and Jimmy is sure to be disillusioned with what happened (sure he got his cod head back but he eventually joined the fight to stop the dragon from dying, turning against two of his allies). i think this has the potential to bring these two former enemies closer together. Scott Smajor if you read this pls give the gays what they want im dying here
8) i'm excited to see what fWhip will do next. it seems that his semi-childish rivalry with Jimmy is likely over now, not only because Jimmy has his head back but also they have much bigger problems now. again, this has the potential for a great former-enemies-teaming-up-for-the-greater-good storyline.
9) i touched on this earlier but, who to blame for the whole dragon dying thing. it seems like so many people from both sides had a hand in it and i love that. Sausage, for working against his allies to bring Xornoth back. fWhip, for hiding the cod head in the End. Jimmy, for taking the bait. Pixl and Joel, for getting the dragon down to low enough health. Joey, for allying with the demon and landing the final blow. like, half the server is culpable in some way for this and i love it so much. there's so much potential for angst here.
10) it's 100% confirmed now that Xornoth came over from the same dimension as Shubble. i'm wondering if this is going to become a bigger thing, like maybe Shubble will hold an important key to defeating Xornoth. just a thought.
tl;dr this event was absolutely nuts and i cant wait to see what happens next!
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free-pool-trash · 3 years
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happiness - peter maximoff
yay a new peter fic <3 i was feeling a little unmotivated for a few days (since our boy wasn’t in episode 8 at all :/) but im back 😎 although im back in school so i might be on and off for a while 😩✋🏻
!!!it’s not a songfic those lyrics at the start are just my inspo!!!
word count: 5k <3 😳
warnings: maybe swearing but i dont think so i cant remember, peter being sad, angst, but mostly fluff, WandaVision spoilers maybe??? I pretty much made up this plot so idk, endgame spoilers, reader was an avenger, kissing but it’s not graphic😽 probably some mistakes yk how it is
feedback is appreciated <3
tagging: @enchantedcruelsummer (should i make a peter maximoff taglist? let me know and I’ll do it)
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haunted by the look in my eyes that would’ve loved you for a lifetime
leave it all behind
& there is happiness
Loneliness had always been something that plagued him. That and a plethora of other negative emotions.
There wasn’t a day that went by where Peter Maximoff wasn’t made to feel like a loser. Admittedly, he’d never held himself to a high standard, he grew up thinking that he’d never fit in anywhere and eventually that thought mutated into a lifestyle as he began isolating himself from the world around him, either far too good or heartbreakingly not enough to be a part of that crowd.
He liked spending time with himself. Nobody else knew him the way he knew him, and still, he found nothing but an overwhelming hollow space where his deepest most important hopes, aspirations, dreams and self discoveries should have resided.
Peter had always put this feeling of exile down to the fact that he was a mutant, it was the most likely explanation, right?
It was only when he’d decided to join the X-Men that he finally came to the conclusion that maybe the rest of the world wasn’t the problem, nor was his mutation the problem, but that he himself was the problem. For even in a school full of people exactly like him he was still the same loser that he was in his mother’s basement.
And he was under no illusions that that was exactly what his teammates saw in him; nothing. No potential. Just a space holder to bring the numbers up.
Super speed was incredible. That’s how Peter acknowledged jobs well done, he praised his speed but never himself. He just saved Charles and Erik from a room full of armed guards? No that wasn’t him, that was simply his speed. He saved an entire mansion full of people from a potentially fatal explosion? Nothing special, Kurt probably could’ve done the same.
Forget all of the good deeds and saved lives because the bottom line of it all, to him at least, was that all he was good for was cheeky one liners and hopeless kleptomania.
His life took a turn for the worse when he found himself being mind controlled in an alternate universe. And even then, he was playing the part of someone that wasn’t him, the thought humbled him, reconnected him to his roots and reintroduced him to his life long philosophy that he’d never be anything more than a social pariah. Not even an alternate reality could accept him for who he was. There wasn’t a warm welcome and despite not knowing what was going on, the definition of “imposter” or the weirder, “recast”, still shot to kill.
He settled on the notion that he was an inter dimensional waste of space. At least in WestView he could be blissfully ignorant, let the real him be drowned mercilessly in favour of being an integral part of someone’s life- to feel important, even if it wasn’t real.
When WestView fell apart he was completely lost. In every sense of the word. In a new world with no way home and as it turned out, nobody was looking for him. Although he didn’t expect anyone to care, it still stung that nobody did. He always hoped that one day Erik would step up as a father figure for him, this; getting kidnapped and smuggled into a different dimension, seemed like the perfect moment for that epic father son moment, but it wouldn’t surprise Peter if his father has yet to notice his disappearance.
But then, seemingly out of nowhere, he came into contact with a beacon of hope. A guiding star that might possibly lead him to an existence consisting of something other than misery and self loathing.
It offered him a choice; return to being the self proclaimed loser he was known as or start fresh as someone new and mysterious, with first impressions yet to be made and conclusions about him yet to be drawn. Peter had known himself to be rash in the past, when it came to making decisions he had the tendency to act impulsively, never putting too much thought into how his decisions would affect his life in the long term. The choice before him now is no different, he knew exactly what he wanted going forward, however selfish the choice may have been, the second he realised it was an option his heart was set on it.
That previously mentioned beacon of hope arrived to him in the form of a girl, in the form of you. An ex-avenger and close friend of Wanda’s, you were hired by S.W.O.R.D to help them clean up the more ‘sensitive’ fallout that the fall of WestView brought about. Obviously, they were sticking you- the only other avenger with magik- on babysitting and rehabilitation rather than letting you go after your best friend who had gone completely off the rails. Having said that though, you didn’t want anyone else handling him.
You hadn’t watched WandaVision, nor were you even aware that any of it was going on until it had reached a boiling point and you got a call from Monica Rambeau, she’d begged you to come and wait on the edge of town while she went in and act as her eyes on the outside along with Jimmy Woo.
That’s where you stayed until the hex broke down.
As soon as the barrier came down the base you manned was overrun by an armada of terribly confused and distressed citizens, Monica and Wanda were not among them but in their places stumbled in Darcy and the man playing the role of Pietro.
Jimmy appointed himself to Darcy, who in all honesty seemed relatively unscathed by the situation while you made a beeline for the dirty blonde charading as your former, dead teammate.
Peter was, to put it simply, completely enthralled by you as soon as you’d strolled over to him and in the moment he’d put his almost magnetic attraction to you down to the fact that you were the first friendly face he’d seen upon breaking free of Agatha’s possession.
But one thing in particular struck him; you’d asked him his name. You hadn’t immediately assumed him to be some knock off Pietro, as everyone else had. You acknowledged that he had his own personal identity and despite how often he caught himself hating the person he was, he found that when it was torn away from him that he wanted it back. The simple question you posed gave him the opportunity to regain his identity.
“Peter. My name is Peter.” He answered you, almost unsure of himself and you found your interest in the man piqued even further.
He remembered with perfect clarity the way you’d offered him a grin, tilted your hand, extended your hand and said, “Well it’s nice to meet you, Peter. Come on, I’ll be your babysitter for the next while.” There was something about the way you’d laughed after saying the words and the slight, yet unmistakable, glint of mischief in your eyes that had him captivated from the get go.
With you came a whirlwind of new emotions. After only a few weeks of knowing you, Peter noticed he wasn’t as lonely as he had been back home. He didn’t hate himself half as much either, he wasn’t entirely free of self deprovative tendencies and maybe he never would be, but undoubtedly, he likes himself more in this world than he ever had in his last. He thanked you and your determination to make him “a functioning member of society” for that.
It didn’t feel belittling, the way you helped him. You hadn’t dragged him to your favourite mall every weekend just to taunt him about how he couldn’t stop himself from stealing something. Even the very first time, when he’d sped away from you and returned within a second adoring a pair of freshly stolen sunglasses. Your only reaction had been to laugh and casually place your hands on both sides of his face.
“At least remember to take the tag off next time, speedy.” You’d muttered, subtly pulling the tacky stickers off the arms of his shades. No, you weren’t dragging him sight seeing or forcing him to help you go clothes shopping because you thought he was a loser who needed reforming you were doing it because you were a true friend who wanted him to succeed.
The pair of you seemed like two peas in a pod. Which to be fair, you were. Peter Maximoff intrigued you in every sense of the word. He was new, quite literally other worldly, he was kind, he was funny, he was perfectly mischievous and completely wonderful.
What caught your eye the most was the way he held himself, as if he wasn’t entirely comfortable in his own skin. It became apparent to you that he lacked confidence with the phrases he usually tacked onto the ends of his sentences. When you’d invite him to hang out in the beginning his response would always be something along the lines of, “Sure. If you want me to.” But the excitable puppy dog eyes told you that he was dying for someone to want him to tag along some place.
There was a certain understanding between you. You were both more than accustomed with the harrowing feeling of being alone and even though you’d never exactly voiced those thoughts with each other, you couldn’t deny that his was a spirit kindred to your own and he felt it too.
Since the Avengers has disbanded, one of your best friends, Natasha, was dead and your other best friend, Wanda, was gone completely off the rails and the people chasing her wouldn’t let you anywhere near her or even attempt to help pull her out of her darkness. You were being kept as a wildcard in case they needed her taken down. Peter was no stranger to the feeling of being cast aside and so he quickly responded to your frustrations, and in doing so, forced himself out of his comfort zone to be there for you. To his complete shock though, you’d been so appreciative of his efforts.
You never failed to thank him for the little things he did for you, always complimenting his mutation when he’d use it and giving him the recognition he never received at home. The friendship he formed with you was so… two sided, again, something he wasn’t accustomed to before. It didn’t involve him giving everything he had to offer and receiving nothing in return, you matched his energy meticulously and never left him hanging.
In a series of firsts, he didn’t wonder whether or not you genuinely liked him, never feeling the need or want to question it as you’d left him with no reason to doubt.
As he walked around the mall with you now, his mind brought his attention back to the question you’d asked him rather casually a few nights ago. You were both lounging on your couch, watching some ridiculous reality show (a favourite of yours and Peter’s) when you’d turned your head to look at him, a thoughtful look on your face. “Do you think when S.W.O.R.D figures the technology out to crack into other realities, you’ll go back to yours?”
The question had taken him aback for a second, in all honesty, he hadn’t thought about going home, not when he was with you at least and considering he’d become your roommate about three weeks after he got out of WestView, the thought of returning to his old life had barely crossed his mind.
Being an ex-Avenger you were fairly well off, you lived alone in a two bedroom apartment in New York that you’d bought to be closer to Stark tower. Peter had nowhere to go and aside from having a spare room to offer you’d also been sort of lost in the current of the busy city with everyone you once loved in the area either dead, on the run or busy elsewhere.
While the question hadn’t crossed Peter’s mind, it had crossed yours on several occasions. He’d been staying with you for six months and the moment you realised that he was becoming one of the most important people in your life, the thought of him leaving you too weighed on your mind but at the end of the day you wanted him to feel happy. He deserved to feel happy and if going back to his reality brought him that happiness then you’d support him.
“Dunno,” he’d replied, turning to face you, chucking a handful of popcorn at you when you looked incredulous at his response, “To be honest I haven’t really thought about it, m’way too busy babysitting you anyway.” He joked, effortlessly dodging the few pieces of popcorn you attempted to throw at him.
For the last few nights, the question haunted him, but it wasn’t just the question that was bothering him. You were at the forefront of his mind as he replayed the past six months of his life which also happened to be the best six months of his life. WestView put him through hell but coming out the other side of it and meeting you felt like heaven.
He weighed up the pros and cons of returning to his native timeline. The cons: he’d have to leave you behind, he’d go back to being the loser who nobody took seriously, his talents would be downplayed and disregarded and he’d inevitably end up revisiting his lifestyle of solitude. Then there was the pros: he’d get to reunite with his pac man machine. He couldn’t manage to think up anything else.
If he stayed he’d have everything he ever wanted and needed. You’d be there and he knew you always would be, besides he couldn’t leave you knowing that you needed him. If he left who would wake you up when you had night terrors about the catastrophe that your reality was still recovering from? There would be nobody there to comfort you when you woke up from the nightmares, reliving the deaths of Natasha, Tony or Vision and the experience of being snapped out of existence? If he wasn’t there to make you laugh when you were about to cry then who would be? In his heart of hearts he knew you had a huge support system at your disposal, he’d met most of them. Even though he was well aware that Sam visited you as often as he could, that Bucky wrote you letters on a monthly basis and sometimes tagged along with Sam on his visits, that Stephen Strange appeared in your apartment whenever the urge struck him, that the literal god of thunder invited you out for beer whenever he was visiting Earth, that the little spider-kid, also named Peter, swung by your apartment at least once a week to tell you all about school and his good deeds. Despite knowing all of this and knowing all of these people loved you dearly, Peter wanted to be your main source of support, he didn’t want to be someone who came and went, who’d love you then leave you. He wanted to be with you through anything and everything and the feeling that you’d love him for a lifetime had him satisfied with the decision he was about to make.
If leaving his old life meant he could stay here, with you, and experience happiness for more than a fleeting moment then he’d simply; leave it all behind.
“I’ve been thinking about what you asked me the other night.” He spoke through a mouthful of curly fries. You were sitting in the food court of the mall when he decided to let you in on his desire to stay with you indefinitely.
You raised your eyebrow, “You? Putting thought into an answer? Peter, I think I’m starting to become a bad influence on you.” You told him teasingly, taking a long sip of your drink as he rolled his eyes humorously.
“You’re a terrible influence which is exactly why I’ve decided to stay here and put you on the straight and narrow.” The glee you felt at his statement was undeniable, your eyes lit up and your lips curled upwards.
“You’re staying? Really staying?” Your smile was contagious, Peter’s face now painted with a wide grin as he nodded his head.
In a moment of weakness he frantically added, “Y’know only if you want me to though. If you don’t that’s completely cool.” He rushed through the words, feeling more embarrassed when the fond look on your face never faded.
“Of course I want you to stay. You mean a lot to me.” You reassured him, a gentle smile on your lips as you reached across the metal table, intertwining your fingers with his.
Peter squeezed your hand gratefully, holding it in his grasp securely and allowing his smile to return to his face, “I know. You mean a lot to me too.” It was somewhat of an understatement, he was starting to understand that you didn’t just mean a lot, but that you meant everything.
His resolution lifted a huge weight off your shoulders that you wouldn’t be losing yet another best friend. You were glad he’d be with you when everything blew over with Wanda, the two of them definitely had the potential to develop a beautiful sibling relationship and they both deserved that. Of course, Peter would never replace Pietro and having known them both it was obvious just how different the two men were, the only thing they had in common being their powers and last name. Still, he and Wanda would still be able to work on it. He didn’t hate her after WestView and you knew Wanda well enough to know that she was kind hearted and she’d be more than willing to give him a chance. When she eventually comes back to her senses, that it.
As the months went on, life with you and Peter seemed to only get better. You never stopped laughing, your nightmares died down and Peter had taken on a whole new lease of life. Yourself and Peter were the perfect example of meeting the right person at the right time, you balanced each other out and accentuated the other’s good qualities.
Peter could now say with complete confidence that he was happy and what’s more is that he was finally sure that he was making someone happy.
Up until nearly eleven months of living together your relationship had been purely platonic, save for the constant flirting but flirtation pretty much ran in yours and Peter’s blood. Peter wasn’t going to lie to himself, he’d fallen for you the second you’d peeled the security tags off his stolen sunglasses.
You, on the other hand, had been fighting with yourself because yes, you love Peter but you couldn’t have told him when there was the possibility he’d eventually leave and now so much time has passed and you’ve got such a good thing going you didn’t have it in you to ruin it.
However, all of that changed when your original Maximoff best friend came knocking on your door.
Wanda was on the run. She’d caused an amazing amount of chaos but Stephen Strange and S.W.O.R.D were hot on her trail and now she needed a place to lay low with the twins. She figured there was no place more reliable to go than to the always open arms of her best friend, who conveniently had a divinity for earth magik and could muster up a protective barrier without raising suspicions. And that’s exactly where she found herself; outside your door.
You’d been chasing Peter around the apartment when you heard the knock on the door. Peter was on the opposite end of the kitchen to you, using the bar as a shield from you. “You better get that.”
“Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you?” You glared as you spoke, it was his own fault really. What sort of idiot jumpscares a witch while she’s mid-meditation? He’d frightened you so badly you accidentally blasted a ball of your signature green energy and ruined your favourite couch throw pillow. When you were ready to pounce on the scared speedster the knocks sounded again, more frantic this time.
With one last glare towards Peter you stomped towards the door. Your anger melted away completely when you saw her. Her hood was up and she looked completely exhausted, two small hooded little boys by her side.
“Wanda…” You breathed out, relief flooding your system at the sight of her alive. She didn’t get a chance to speak before your arms were pulling her against you tightly, hugging her as if your life depended on it. Wanda returned in your embrace, allowing herself to relax for the first time in nearly a year, she sniffled against your shoulder, holding back tears as she realised how much she’d truly missed you.
Billy and Tommy watched in confusion as their mother cried into your shoulder. They didn’t know who you were, all their mother had told them was that they were going somewhere safe.
It was the yell of one of the boys that caused you and Wanda to separate, “Uncle P!” With that you felt a familiar rush of air across your leg but instead of Peter appearing one of the kids was gone.
You shared a perplexed look with Wanda, although your confusion was for different reasons.
“Hey hell raisers!” Peter responded, catching the mini speedster who all but threw himself at him barely regaining his balance before the other child had flung himself into the hug.
“Wanda? Those two… are they...?” You started, at a loss for words Wanda cut you off quietly, her tone as disbelieving as yours.
“My children? Yes. Is that…?” You nodded your head numbly, anticipating the end of her question.
“Your fake brother? Yeah.” Quickly, you realised you and a wanted woman catching up with the door wide open wasn’t ideal and you ushered Wanda inside, shutting the door when she walked in.
“Hey.” Peter greeted her simply, as if he hadn’t been used as a meat puppet in her altered reality. It wasn’t in his nature to hold any grudges.
“Hi?” Wanda replied, her voice still twinged with confusion.
“Peter, will you keep an eye on the kids for a bit? Wanda and I have some catching up to do.” You asked him with a nervous laugh, just thankful that Wanda was too tired to argue with your suggestion.
Peter ruffled the boys’ hair and gave you a grin, “Only if you stop trying to kill me.”
You rolled your eyes as you began to lead Wanda into your bedroom, “You’re on probation, jerk.” You called over your shoulder.
Once you were securely in your bedroom, the door locked and sitting comfortably you fixed Wanda with an amused look, “I’d ask you what’s new but I’m not sure I even wanna know.”
Wanda gave you a sad smile while she shook her head, “No, you probably don’t. I will tell you tomorrow, I don’t want to get into it tonight. I’m so tired.” She admitted, her voice overcome with sadness.
“I’ll pump up the air mattress and you and the boys can sleep in here for however long you need. I’d offer you the spare room but that’s where Peter’s been staying and I don’t think empty food containers are the kind of decor you’d be into.” Wanda nodded, squeezing your hand gratefully.
“So his name is Peter?” She asked, curious about the man Agatha had used to trick her in WestView.
You nodded in confirmation, “Yeah. Peter Maximoff, actually.”
Wanda’s brows came to a furrow at that, “Maximoff? So he’s a relation?”
“Yes and no. Peter is from a different reality but he’s still a Maximoff and he’s got super speed. So, and this is just my theory, while you’re not directly related he could still be your brother- if you wanted him to.” You explained, as gently as you could, not trying to push her too far but to nudge the idea in her direction.
Wanda, to your surprise, didn't seem to hate the suggestion, “What is he like?”
A genuine smile made it onto your face then, as you shot into your description of your roommate, “He’s caring, funny, a little bit of a kleptomaniac but he’s working on it. He’s understanding and moronically selfless, moronic in the sense that he doesn’t even realise he’s being selfless. Huge pain in the ass too.” Wanda had a soft smile on her face by the time you’d finished.
“You like him.” Was all she said and you let out a laugh in disbelief, standing up and opening the door.
“Go grab a shower. I’ll have Peter blow up the air mattress while I go introduce myself to my god sons.”
“I thought you’d at least wait until I actually asked you.” Wanda laughed as you walked out of the room.
Things moved fairly quickly after that. As promised you introduced yourself to Billy and Tommy as their god mother, which they seemed more than thrilled about and you assumed that excitement had to do with whatever description of you Peter had given them. Wanda and the twins were all cleaned and fed and had all but collapsed into bed, foregoing the air mattress and huddling together in your double bed instead.
“Where are you sleeping, mother Teresa?” Peter teased as he noticed your eyes drooping where you stood.
“On the couch probably. Or the air mattress.” You mumbled, cutting yourself off with a yawn.
Peter, unimpressed with your options, scoffed, “No way. Come on, you can bunk with me.”
Much like Wanda, you were too tired to argue and you let Peter pull you to his, surprisingly clean, room by the hand.
You both crawled into the bed, lying close together despite the amount of empty space on the mattress.
“How are you feeling about all of this?” Your soft voice broke through the silence and Peter turned his head to look at you.
“About Wanda?” You nodded your head, watching him intently as he rolled onto his side, facing you more comfortably.
Peter shrugged lightly, “I’m feeling ok. Just glad the twins still see me as their cool uncle.” You let out a small laugh at his response.
“Wanda was asking about you. Seemed interested in getting to know the real you.” You informed him, your heartwarming as you watched a hopeful look fall across his face.
A lull settled over the room once again and Peter caught himself staring at you. His eyes drifted over every visible part of you, reminding him of most of the points on his pros list for staying in your universe; your eyes, your lashes, your nose, your lips, you.
“What’re you thinking about?” The sound of your tired voice pulled him out of his thoughts and ultimately pushed him to bite the bullet and tell you how he’s feeling. With you curled up beside him, in his bed, fighting sleep just to stay in his company for as long as you could; he knew there would be no better time.
“Just about how happy I am to be here with you.” He answered you honestly, the butterflies in both of your stomachs fluttering in sync at his words.
You trailed a hand under the duvet and onto the bedsheets between your bodies, feeling around until you found his hand and gently intertwined your fingers. “I’m happy you decided to stay.”
“What you’ve all gone through in this timeline sucks- don’t get me wrong-“ Peter started sincerely, scooting closer to you and dropping his head back down on the edge of your pillow, leaving the pair of you practically nose to nose as he went on.
“And I hate that Wanda had to go through so much… but I’m really glad that it led me to you.” Peter swore in that moment, right after the confession left his mouth, that he could die right now and be completely content knowing that you now knew how he felt.
His heart stopped, and he thought that maybe he was about to die, when you gave him the softest, sweetest smile he’d ever been on the receiving end of and whispered, “I feel the same.”
Time moved in slow motion as he felt you moving your intertwined hands towards your lips, your lips pressed gently against the back of Peter’s hand before you brought them to rest against your chest.
It was a fact to say that Peter Maximoff had never felt intimacy quite like this before. But, experiencing it now, with you, led him to wonder how he’d ever survived without it. He wasn’t sure whether it was natural to crave more, especially when the affection you were showing him was so gentle, but he didn’t care as he let the impulsive side of him take over.
Not sparing another word, Peter closed the small distance between your lips and his. His free hand cupped your jaw while yours wasted no time in getting tangled in his silver hair.
His lips moved softly and surprisingly slowly over yours and he savoured the feeling of your hand holding his while your other got lost in his hair, your body pressed up against him, the way your jaw moved against his palm as you reciprocated the movement of his lips and the taste of your lips, promising himself he’d never let the memory slip from his mind for as long as he lived.
With complete clarity, Peter could say he had felt true, genuine happiness and he had no doubt in his mind that there was absolutely nothing Charles, Hank, Scott or anyone else from his original timeline could say to make him leave this happiness behind. Because in the process of forgetting his old life, he couldn’t deny that he has undoubtedly found himself in the position of a man who had so much more to live for.
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How the Evans would react to my pet rat dying
my pet rat gouda died when i wrote this and i found it jn my drafts. i was like why tf not???so here it is also i havent watched all of ahs so i'll only be doing tate, kit, kyle, jimmy, james and peter maximoff bc i love that boy idc if hes not usually part of the evans
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Tate Langdon
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would be like "oh dont worry hes fine"
its literally the murder house, my rat cant die im still gonna have my ghost rat
unless the whole ghost thing only applies to humans
in which case, he'd probably hug me or something
try to cuddle me and make me feel better in any way he could
he'd definitely play with my other rat to make him feel less lonely now that his brother is dead
would over to take care of the new rat i'd have to get since rats get depressed if they dont have a cage mate
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Kit Walker
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wouldn't really understand why im upset bc to him its just a rat, just a garbage eating rodent
but he'd help me bury him for sure and hed comfort me even when i felt ridiculous
hes lost a fair share and isnt one to shame others for their attachments, no matter how strange
would get extra treats for my surviving rat and would even try to pet him even though im sure hes at least a little grossed out
even though he doesn't really get it, he'd hate to see me cry and would do anything to cheer me up even if that meant buying more rats
honestly i feel like he thinks rats are cute, he just thinks the tails are gross
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Kyle Spencer
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Pre-death:
he loves those rats
his frat bros make fun of him for it but he doesn't care
thinks they're absolutely adorable and his heart broke when he heard that gouda died
would unironically mourn and give a toast to his rat buddy
he wouldn't hesitate to help me pick out new cage mates for cheddar
would insist i name one of the new rats toto
i'd reluctantly agree
Post-death(fixed bc i wouldn't let non-fixed kyle anywhere near my rats)
he'd try to comfort me with hugs and cuddles
would bring the body to misty and she'd happily bring him back
all the other witches would think its gross but misty loves all living things
gouda would be back in no time
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Jimmy Darling
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he would be equally as sad, but he would try his best not to cry cause he feels a little embarrassed for loving a rat so much
you cant tell me this boy doesn't love rats, he fucking adores them, man
he loves all animals cause they never judge, they dont care about his hands
to say he was heartbroken was an understatement
but he knows that its just life and we all gotta go out eventually, so he'd give him a proper burial and try to get over it
i know for a fact he lets the rats crawl on him, he isn't squeamish or grossed out cause he sees how intelligent and adorable they are, no matter how gross others think they are
he kinda sees himself in the rats, cause everyone thinks hes gross cause of his hands and misses how great he is in the inside
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James Patrick March
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he doesn't like rats
thinks they're gross and filthy and unclean
would maybe comfort me with a pat on the back but would definitely be happy to have one less rat around
he'd put the bodies with the other human ones and wouldn't care for a funeral
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Peter Maximoff
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he loves rats so goddamn much
you cant tell me he isn't genuinely obsessed with the little buggers
theyre fast and hyper, it's peter in a nutshell
probably only hangs out with me for the rats
it'd make him think about how it'd be if mr dibbles died and he'd cry
but also he truly does love them and it'd break his heart to see gouda die
tbh i'd have to stop him from speeding to "buy" like 50 rats cause he knows cheddar will be lonely
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jackassbroadcast · 2 years
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do you have any fic recs? Feel free to take your time :)
Hello this took me days yes sorry i very much did not had the time for this but im back now! You shall get your damn fic recs
( I dont know if you asked for 3rd life/ last life fics, hermitcraft fics or just in general mcyt so im just gonna do all of them lol )
Also this is a reminder: read that damn tags on these cuz i dont describe everything that happened as to not spoil it and some of it could be hard stuff to read lol
Dog At The Door by fluffy_papaya and iamsolarflare
Highly recommend 10/10 i really enjoyed it it is one of my favorite fics ever not only mcyt its very visually written i mean it like the writer described settings and feelings so well?? Like wow i had to stop at one point because i was so overwhelmed it was amazing
Third Time's The Charm by SneakyToni
Dsmp x 3rd life in a very fun way i don't think ive ever saw before lol? It was very fun to read and very sad and it is ongoing so yeah beware of that it has a sequel that im very hyped about to see where its gonna lead (so far has been very cool)
This Is The Death Of Beauty by weareallstardustfallen
Very sad i didnt add this for the last two oops but big death warning lol this is like a 3rd life fic from the pov of scott burying Jimmy and it deals with portraying grif very weel and thats all im gonna say
There's Blood On The Upholstery Again, Are You Kidding Me? By kelprot
A very cool and normal fic about scar and grian going on a fun roadtrip :) nothing supernatural or anything following them lol nope nothing at all (ongoing)
Eudamonia by Ella (ellabellachicketychella)
I really really love this one like its a dsmp one but legit i dont think i ever saw a story have such a perfect loop ending its sad theyre stuck in a forever loop but its written in a way you could read it over and over again and it would feel like you still read it and theyre still part of the loop plus its written absolutely beautifully highly recommend
Inmate 77-2 by iamsolarflare and xxenobiology
Really cool fic about scar, doc and area 77. I really enjoyed it. It is written in a very visual way i noticed like i could see this being visualized as a movie or show i cant explain it but i really like that plus the dialogue was so cool to read in some scenes i could feel the tension and mood and i think thats amazing ( disclaimer: did not read the rest of the series so far so this is only about the first part lol)
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emmybrown · 3 years
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omg ok so,
Ivy, Rose, Violet and Phyllis?
oooo thanks for the ask bestie
ivy
1: sexuality headcanon - bi queen ivy stuart, truest hc ever 
2: otp - i love the idea of her and daisy together and you already know that (love you for opening my eyes to this ship)
3: brotp - also her daisy!! besties who kiss each other
4: notp - her and jimmy or her and alfred for obvious reasons
5: first headcanon that pops into my head - in a modern au, she probably would have been a twilight fan
6: one way in which I relate to this character - i dont think i really relate to her, but tbh i dont generally relate to characters
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - the whole one sided love stories between her, jimmy, daisy and alfred were super embarrassing 😭 heterosexuality won im afraid
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon roll, definitely
rose
1: sexuality headcanon - look at my face and tell me rose didn't go around kissing girls. you cant
2: otp - i really liked her relationship with jack and it hurt to see it end. idk if i agree that part of her was doing it to spite her mother, but she was so young and naive anyway. its a pity that they didn't have a chance to just try to be together, you know? i liked atticus but i think i prefer jack
3: brotp - i loved to see her and matthew interacting those few eps they shared. kinda makes me sad because like, she was just a teen and it makes me imagine how matthew would be if he had a teen daughter. lmao pain
4: notp - that creepy dude that she was having an affair with during s3. girl was 18 and he was friends with her dad and married. yikes
5: first headcanon that pops into my head - pretty sure its canon, but even if they are very different, rose reminds people of sybil and its just :( pain again
6: one way in which I relate to this character - not at all lmaoooo
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - she is over the top sometimes but its ok its kinda campy actually
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon roll who is ready to turn problematic at any given moment
violet
1: sexuality headcanon - definitely straight but like i wouldn't be surprised if she practiced kissing with some girls when she was young lmao
2: otp - not really anyone? ig prince kuragin is ok
3: brotp - her and isobel. their scenes are always so amusing to watch and even if i get frustrated at one of them at times, i always end up laughing at something
4: notp - there aren't really any ships with her in the first place
5: first headcanon that pops into my head - i like the idea of her being really skilled at something in particular, showing off and being like "mwah isobel i bet you didn't see this coming"
6: one way in which I relate to this character - i am know to lowkey hate on my family from time to time but thats ok look at this legend
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - nothing, i think? like, she isn't perfect by any means but you just look at maggie smith completely stealing the show and its hard to feel embarrassed
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? problematic fave for sure
phyllis
1: sexuality headcanon - unlabeled
2: otp - her and molesley!! they are serving an unnecessarily long slowburn and i think thats so *chef kiss*
3: brotp - her and thomas but honestly i dont understand her because i would want thomas dead if he blackmailed me like he did to her. but she is the best person in the show so really that isn't surprising
4: notp - not really any ships to begin with and i dont think anyone ships them but her and that dude that seduced her. yikes
5: first headcanon that pops into my head - her first kiss was with thomas' sister
6: one way in which I relate to this character - i can't, she is just too good
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - nothing
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? certified cinnamon roll
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aworldofimportance · 3 years
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**Wandavision ep 8 Spoilers/Liveblogging?**
- ooh YAY ITS 46 MINS YAS
- EW HAYWARD FUXK U
- OOOH AGATHA’S BACKSTORY? Salem...so same as comics agatha? So is she evil or no?
- HER BROOCH PIN THING IS THE WITCH COVEN THING
- Ew the deaf witch face was scary
- “we’ve got work to do” Team up? Is she good?
- omg wait so Agatha is super powerful wow yes
- LOVING THE DUAL WITCHY VIBES ALSO does Agnes Know? About the infinity stones?
- “Fake Pietro” WHERE IS P E T ER I NEED TO SEE MY BOY
- WAIT NO IS PETER ACTUALLT PETER OR NOT?
- omg wait she DOESNT KNOW? AGATHA WHERE HAVE U BEEN ITS CALLED AN INFINITY STONE HONEY
- yay are we gonna find out how she did it? YAY
- OH PHEW BILLY AND TOMMY ARE ALIVE
- NOW PETER?? WHERE??
- awww their parents (also sitcooms!! BEWITCHED.!!) So weatview is from her memories? Aww
- BABY PIETRO AND WANDA
- OH GOSH WOW JUMPSCARE EXPLOSION when i say i leapt-
- omg omgomgomgom what did wanda have powers before? WHATWHAT? MUTANTS? mUTANTS? PETER? I
- Wait so is it like, does infinity stones awaken mutant powers? In this universe? (Im sorry i want mutants, and peter, and xmen, and multiverses, and dadneto, AND PETER)
- oooh hydra? WAITWAIT OK SO THIS IS DEFINITELY SETTING UP MUTANTS AND LIKE ONLY MUTANTS CAN REACT TO THE INFINITY STONES
- THAT MEANS PETER COULD BE PETER? PLEASE?
- omg ok wait so agatha knows
- pls her theory has to be mutants GO AGATHA YES SHE MAY BE EVIL BUT SHE IS INCLUDING PETER I
- AHAHAH AGATHA CRYING
- yes wanda TELL ME
- ooooh i love this music so much wow
- GO WANDA GET YOUR HUSBAND
- omg poor wanda visiona dead body in pieces is actually traumatising
- FUCK YOU HAYWARD UGH I HATE HIM
- HAYWARD HE ISNT FUCKIN YOUR I HOPE WANDA KILLS HIM
- YEA GO WANDA BREAK THAT GLASS
- wait she left? Then cane back? With an idea?
- WHATS IN THE LETTER
- OH MY GOSH IM CRYING VISION LEFT HER A HOUSE HE LEFT HER FOUNDATIONS I CANT THIS IS SO SAD
- WOW WHAT A POWERFUL QUEEN I WISH I COULD CREATE A REAL LIFE SELF INSERT FIX LOOK AT HER CHANGING REALITY
- wait so is his physical body w hayward?
- SHES SO RETTY WOW
- an eternal? AHAHA
- NO AGATHA leaVE BILLY AND TOMMY ALONE
- AHHH SHE SAID ACARLWTT WITCH
- OMG THERES SO “PLEASE STAND BY”
- how ARE They gonna fit everything in the next episode? WHERES PETER? MONICA? JIMMY? DARCY? VISION?
- ew hayward is in the post credit scene
- WHAT THE FUXK BOMB IS THAT NO DONT TOUCH WANDA’S FANFICTION SIMS WORLD
- WHAT DID THEY REMAKE VISION? EVIL VISION? WHITE VISION AHAHA. LIKE TBE COMIC BOOK?
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aspiring-wildfire · 4 years
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MAG 162
Gertrude and Gerry fucking around is always a good time
God i forgot how much i enjoy Gertrude she’s just fucking great
Their banter!!! I love
They’re so friendly its lovely like they clearly have a Dynamic its awesome
“I’d rather you stayed broadly intact” “im touched, you’re going soft in your old age” give me pyromaniac grandma and her goth grandson or give me death
“I just happened not to mention the network of sinister tunnels that snake beneath the archive, where i keep all my darkest secrets” Gertrude proves, yet again, that she is the funniest character in this fucking podcast
“I like to think I’m not a complete incompetent” “until dementia hits” they’re both so sharp its amazing
Gerry: you dont think they can reach us after death? Gertrude: lmao you still think there’s an “after death”?? We’re electrified meat man we die and we’re gone
Their tax banter is great
Jon rewinding to the dismissal of any hope im-
He’s just baby!! Stop being mean to him Jonny!!!!
TIM
SASHA
oh NO im gonna cry I can already tell
they’re so darling oml “glad you’ve volunteered to help me!” “But-“
TIMOTHY ‘RESPECT WOMEN’ STOKER I ADORE YOU
He’s so mad on sasha’s behalf I’m love
I’m glad everyone has always been pretty unimpressed with Elias/Jonah/etc its what the bastard man deserves
“About traditions, and the values of our esteemed founder, Jimmy Magma” TIM ID DIE FOR U (also him just being ridiculous to make Sasha laugh? 100/10 absolute gem)
Damn Sasha actually was qualified Jon like so should not have been the archivist like i love him he’s my son but boy had no fucking qualifications
“...what if we kill him” okay so Tim has always been Like That
“cut the brakes on his office chair, no one would ever know” god this fucking dork “swap in a poison tea bag, pin it on martin, the perfect crime” LOSER
Tim sounds so distressed about Sasha leaving im emo
“I can’t believe you’d just abandon our intense will-they-wont-they storyline like that” *CUE PTERODACTYL SCREECHING*
God i fucking love them they’re so cute oh my god oh my god
Martin told Tim about his cv Martin told Tim about his cv maRTIN TOLD TIM ABOUT HIS CV MARTIN TOLD TIM ABOUT HIS CV MARTINTOLDTIM—
Also my hacker!sasha feels are just being fed even more and I’m thrilled
“More cardigan than woman” ajdsfklasbfdhal
Sasha knowing exactly how smart Gertrude was and not buying the “senile old lady” thing for a second is a++
“If you get eaten alive by improperly filed statements, me and Martin will avenge you” oh and im crying now thats cool
“I find it highly unlikely that Sasha even existed at all” “no, you took it too far! I’m unforgettable” JONNY SIMS MEET ME IN THE PIT
Jon crying fuck fuck fuck i wasn’t ready i told myself i was ready and i was wrong and now im SAD
Martin come hold your bf he is Not Okay and his coping mechanisms have, somehow, Worsened
No hey fuck you for turning the only good thing around on him
(Jon’s said love so many times though in relation to Martin and im soft for them so that at least is nice)
JON HOLD YOUR BF DONT LET HIM VANISH AGAIN
I am. So angry that they can’t even be happy or safe
okay you know what i can get behind your murder quest Jon go for it babe self care
The way Martin perks up when Jon professes the tiniest bit of hope and determination to go somewhere and do something is so fucking precious
HE ALREADY HAS BAGS PACKED of course he already has bags packed Martin Blackwood is the most competent character left
Jon sounds so fucking fond about Martin’s hyped up planning i would die for them in an instant
“We’ve got this” “Apparently so” TELL ME YOU CANT HEAR JONS HEART EYES THERE
“We can’t fight the world” is really the mood for 2020 huh
“Says you” and THAT is the energy we’re taking forward
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candiliam328 · 3 years
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1 - 30 let's hear em
I-- ya know what?
LET'S DO THIS
(and bc you're awesome and this took way longer than expected, ill give you some commentary too... and hide everything under a 'keep reading' cut so other folks dont get spammed)
*cracks knuckles*
...
I'll just leave this one up here bc of the prompt:
23: A song that you think everyone should listen to
Honor by Jason Chu
1: A song you like with a color in the title
Back in Black by AC/DC
2: A song you like with a number in the title
One by Three Dog Night
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
School's Out by Alice Cooper
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
Blackbird by the Beatles
(tbh very little drama in my life but i guess this song counts)
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
6: A song that makes you want to dance
Walk like a Man by Frank Valli & The Four Seasons
7: A song to drive to
Life in the Fast Lane by the Eagles
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
Bloodstream by Ed Sheeran
(rip ok my music tastes are apparently too wholesome bc all the songs i could think of were Ed Sheeran songs 😅)
9: A song that makes you happy
Little Bitty Pretty One by Thurston Harris
10: A song that makes you sad
The Scientist by Coldplay
(yea ok i dont listen to too many sad songs unless im actually depressed so there is a playlist of extreme self-pity/indulgence and LOL GOOD VIBES ONLY FOR 2021 - here's a cliche song)
11: A song that you never get tired of
Sail by AWOLNATION
(kay but my greatest fear is getting tired of a song i vibe with after listening to it too much so this actually isnt one of my favorites or a song i listen to a lot 😅)
12: A song from your preteen years
Black Horse and The Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall
13: One of your favorite 80's songs
Under Pressure by Queen & David Bowie
14: A song you would love played at your wedding
L-O-V-E by Nat King Cole
(im a softie for this song ok @ me)
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
Feeling Good by Michael Buble
(kay but the cover by Sammy Davis Jr. is also worth a listen)
16: One of your favorite classical songs pieces
Symphony No. 40 in G Minor, I. Allegro by Mozart
17: A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
18: A song from the year that you were born
(yike - i hate talking about my age and exposing myself but)
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
19: A song that makes you think about life
Little Wonders by Rob Thomas
20: A song that has many meanings to you
Hey Jude by the Beatles
21: A favorite song with a person's name in the title
Roxanne by The Police
22: A song that moves you forward
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
23: A song that you think everyone should listen to
Honor by Jason Chu
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
shoot i actually cant answer this one bc i don't really follow a lot of bands? and the few i do either are still together or are real old and should be disbanded by now if they aren't (AC/DC im looking at you)
here, ill cheat and give you two songs from current bands I do follow:
Yesterday by Imagine Dragons
Sinister Kid by The Black Keys
25: A song by an artist no longer living
Purple Rain by Prince
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
Say You Won't Let Go by James Arthur
(rip the areas of music i dont listen to are becoming exposed)
27: A song that breaks your heart
Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi
28: A song by an artist with a voice you love
Try a Little Tenderness by Otis Redding
(tbh i just can't with Otis Redding's entire sound, its too much)
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
Sing (Sing a Song) by the Carpenters
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
Trick to Happy by Bahamas
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