[Me dming Mod Cupcake while half asleep] omg they don't know about the swap lonelyeyes divorce arc
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so there's this post that talks about how people call jason's curved knife a kris but it's not a kris 'cuz why would he have a southeast asian knife? and op's tags say if you're gonna give him an 'exotic' weapon at least make him malay or something. a later reblog adds a filipino kris as an example, and then i was like, 'omg, jason in a barong tho.' SO i tried designing a bat-barong inspired by his hood logo, for a filipino jason haha. and now here we are! 😊✨️🇵🇭
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the way i would give this man the most sloppiest,juiciest, wettest, dirtiest,sickening,stomach turning, shameful, degrading, humiliating, stickiest, stressful terrifying, eye rolling, soaked,eye twitching,lip biting,hair pulling, throat getting weaker and weaker, creaming in my pants, begging me to stop,arching, chained to the chair,creamiest pie, eyes filling with tears, can't breathe from how it's gurgling in my throat, never ending, head in the world.
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Terv, terv, mausi (German term of endearment) can you offer some comfort in these trying times? I'm stuck at work and my stomach ain't happy about it pls help
Oh gosh yes I can ;3; Here's some happy Mikeys!! 🧡💕
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extremely fun fact. in a future alkaid invite, it not only doubles as a fitness tracker, but you can feed him a sour candy which he. does Not like.
also you can make him blush like several times.
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