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heartbreakattheclub · 1 year

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crystal clear ,, vanitas x black!gn!reader

requested by @starzwr1tingparadise

i decided maybe vanitas comforts you? *i was inspired by a tsukiyama fic i saw on ao3 of him comforting the reader, something i doubt would rlly happen*

so like the reader has this freakishly big afro -- and im working with some weird metaphor with that

You didn't feel like talking.

But he felt like listening.

Vanitas wasn't always the type to pester someone who clearly doesn't want all that unneeded bullshit. But he guessed it was since he was always exposed to Noe Archiviste the vampire's eccentric personality rubbed off onto him. Curse that bastard.

The vampire doctor never noticed how flamboyant and voluminous your hair was until he was just up close with you. For you it wasn't new—people loved to compliment or even touch your hair. Though the latter was something you weren't cool with...hands are the most filthiest part of a person's body in your mind. Who knew what else they touched...

Though when Vanitas hesitantly patted the bed of keratin, you didn't feel upset at all. As his fingers sank into the sea of curls he felt the need to pull out, but entangled strands of hair had him sinking further. Soon he was at your scalp and slowly massaged your head.

"...Vanitas what are you doing." Right you still could respond, this wasn't a dream.

"Sorry, I just saw how frustrated you've been and...thought you needed a message." You were looking forward so he couldn't see your face, but as you turned his heart beat began to slow.

"You don't need to stop, I actually like it."

"...That's nice. Why are you so...aggravated nowadays?" He felt you tense up at the question. His actions halted that is until you did a deep breath.

"You ever felt like punching everybody in the face."

"I can't relate." That was a lie. Pure lie. He has...he just felt that's what you say in such a situation.

"Well I feel like punching everybody in the face and kicking them square in the crotch, man or a bitch." Vanitas jolted at the fact before stilling. That wasn't nice to hear considering he did do something you normally consider rude—

"Not you though, your cool. Maybe if you were Noe I would've. You never do stuff like this, y'know Vanitas?" That's right this is something Noe would do. Well that was comforting to hear you were cool with him though.

"You know, [...], your afro reminds me of rebellion."

"What?" That was unexpected, especially since you hail from a rather prestigious wealthy family of nobles.

"Just think about it: your family members all have their hair slicked back, straightened, or kept in a controlled pattern if they were to retain their natural hair pattern. You on the other hand maintaain the wildness of your curls and let it shape itself rather than let other's shape it."

"This wildness about you, is something admirable...so [...] next time you feel like punching every being in existence do come talk to me. You may ruin the chances of us being able to end this wild goose chase..."

idk if you like this @starzwr1tingparadise but i liked it cause i kept getting my attention stolen from spotify, my discord notifs--life...so yea.

#vanitas no carte #vanitas x black!reader #vanitas x reader #heartwarming fluff #nxhmir.vanitasnocarte

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sunasbabie · 9 months

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oh noes, but yes you are right at least you saved some money - for next time i guess 😭😭😭

here you can come join me in the corner crying if you wish

imma cry until barbie comes out or until i get to watch beauty and the beast whichever comes first lol

right like i was really abt to blow a huge amt of money in like less than a week cause i would have had to pay for the concert tickets, plane tickets and accommodations rip HAAHAH

pls i wasnt even really upset which surprised me cause i thought id be so bummed about it but im not im like indifferent ig!?!?

tbh i have no idea when either of those come out but omg it must be exciting for you!!!

#.inbox

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waygroovygirl · 4 years

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SHIT NOW IM SAD ANND CRYIJG I CANKOT

#bly manor #no no no #fucj me #this sucks #i was so attached #fucjing fuck #so stupid #im so upset right noe #this is fictional #why

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hobbitangst · 6 years

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#literally i am so completely miserable right noe #i just want to be at home #or with my boyfriend #or at home with my boyfriend #more than anything i just want to feel better #and thats not going to happen while im here #fuck me im so upset #delete later

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caslikescoffeeandfreckles · 6 years

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#sorry im kinda in my feelings my right noe #so one of my best friends didnt text me on my birthday #and im trying not to be upset about it i figured maybe she was having another episode and needed space and thats fine i understand #but then she sent me a snap today of like six videos if her dog and shes laughing #so i guess she just forgot #and im not sure.... how to process it #it could just be a mistake it happens life gets busy but at the same time we've been friends for five years? we used to live together??#i dont think im mad... im just a little hurt? and annoyed with myself because its really shouldnt be that big of a deal #im probably just being a baby nvmd

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notwerewolfbutch · 5 years

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everything feels pointless and exhausting and unnecessary and just a general dead end all day, from my friendships to my classes to my own existence, until like 2 am rolls around and suddenly I'm panicking over grades I can't change anymore and friends I've already lost and the fact that I am me and that means I have value, and this desire to live and succeed fades by dawn and I'm back to just drifting through life

#mac speaks #:/#negative #everything just. feels empty i guess #there is no point #i dont want to succeed for me i want to succeed to save money and impress my parents #like it doesnt feel hopeless until im nauseous and panicky and wanting to be better #because by morning it will feel so pointless that it will feel like nothing at all #so like #im fine during the day and just a bit apathetic and tired and careless but okay™#its just........ not right noe #*now #my parents are going to be so upset with me #im gonna cry for ten days

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tfw-adhd · 4 years

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Hiiii My hyperfixation right now is learning Japanese BUT I HAVE A TEST COMING UP and I can't put all my energy into Japanese like I've been doing and it's upsetting. I know..I know.. priorities. But I honestly do enjoy Japanese, and I've come such a long way, only for me to put it in the back burner. I'M SO SO MAD. What if I start forgetting everything I learned in it???

OH NOES IM SO SORRY

I fed your pain because I had this problem with learning sign language and I found that I had to try and force myself to practice at least once a week to stop myself forgetting

#until i forgot and i ended up forgetting it #sorry thats not helpful at all #adhd

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thedarkmistress16 · 4 years

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Either Read This Unintelligible Reaction or Wait for the Spam of Mini Posts on SLN

THAT’S NOT AN ACTUAL BLOWTORCH SIR ARE YOU TRYING TO LIGHT YOUR BEARD ON FIRE

Oh no it’s the BOLD LINE ART STYLE I’M IN LOVE

These colors are so vibrant holy shit

It’s Lupin because same face structure.

HE SLIPPED IN TONE IT’S FUCKING LUPIN

KNEW IT

Holy shit it wasn’t even a mask aaahhhhh

HIS FACE CHANGED BACK TO THE INSPECTOR I LOVE THIS CHAOTIC ENERGY

THEY LITERALLY JUST ECHOED HIS VOICE IM REELING

Stretch Scissors tho. The new anime power move.

i’ll sue for whiplash boys (jokes aside this montage was fun)

Holy shit those sounds cutting in and out for comedic affect when discussing the inspector was cute

Bruh did that bigass tank just mow over a car, destroying it in a cloud of smoke, to follow lupin? that’s asserting jerk power right there

Fujiko just took a play out of re:cutie honey ova with that syringe

Lupin your being a public nuisance stop disrupting the customers w/ your woes

I’m worried too, Jigen

Are you fucking kidding me w/ that hat lupin

You shouldn’t be surprised; Fujiko’s betrayals happen every time when you two both want the same thing

that hat only had one purpose im in teARS

The water is gorgeous

OMG THE ZOOM OUT WAS WONDERFUL

The TRANSITION FROM DAY TO SUNSET TO DUSK TO NIGHT IS PERFECTLY EXECUTED

ugh the blues and oranges in this film are the best

For once I don’t mind the cg implementation in a 2d animated film

I’M IN LOVE WITH THESE CUTE SOUND EFFECTS ON TOP OF A QUIET SCENE. I like it better than having a soft, lighthearted instrumental in the bg. The sounds give off a diff. vibe than the music does and i am here for it

Jigen’s gunshot literally translated to: Back the fuck up bitch

Jigen still leaning out of the car with his gun out still and casually watching goemon XD

Ugh even the lightning is pretty what are you doing to me movie

Garlic is just zenigata’s character model but a punk ass bitch who thinks he can control the world with his big manly guns like f u

Drew’s character is literally just exposition and ‘YoUr OUt of YoUr mIND LuPIN!’

Love the over-layer of fog

oof that backstory

Much yes to those destruction montage cuts (can one be the cover art for the movie plz? It sums up the franchise beautifully XD)

what a copout jigen XD

AAAHHH HE TOOK THE SNIPER

oh noes his hat flew off

Goemon bro you didn’t have to terrify the poor guy like that

I think Jigen’s the only one who doesn’t know pops lost his memory at this point

A wild magic lamp just emerged and fUCKING KIDNAPPED GOEMON NOOOOOO

pfft it’s amazing how that fucking tank can float regardless of the inflatable part

these color change fades LiKE FUCK ME IT’S SO GOOD

TO: DAY/NIGHT CYCLE AND WEATHER, I LOVE YOU SM IN THIS FILM

This man is so extra i love it

This bedroom is so vibrant wow

Oh my goodness the residency has pink as the trim color to the white base with gold accents who allowed this movie to be so oddly beautiful??

wHY THE FUK IS THAT GUN A LIGHTER JIGEN I’m STILL NOT OVER IT

Zeni brO (poor boy’s going through an existential crisis now)

why are even the sewer bricks/stones prettyy

Jigen’s yellow phone lol

okay wTF DREW

OH SHIT GOEMON

Excluding Goodbye Partner, Lupin cannot trust anyone except Jigen with his life and trust like ever (maybe zenigata too) and im so upset at this revelation

Okay that bonk was funny I’ll give goemon that

Goemon you have been swayed to the dark side and all of your arguments are invalid

Did Drew kill her brother tho

Damn lupin ain’t even mad

Soldiers of peace? Then why do they have GUNS, DOCTOR?!!?

Omg lupin’s growl is adorbs

Awwe he’s like a puppy asking Drew to take the leash off that’s too fucking cute

All right so Drew is doing this to find her brother who may or may nor be alive but the doctor is holding that over her head so she cooperates that is my final hypothesis

fuck it UP, jigen!!

AAAHH HE’S STEALING HER AWAY AND DIDN’T EVEN GET IN THE CAR LOLOL

Jigen said lupin is a monkey which lupin can’t defend nor deny because he is XD

I’m guessing Lupin will forget Drew but have one piece of her with him as a reminder which he may or may not toss into the wind as a farewell to this story.

I can’t take this seriously with a Hot Lip boat but yet I do cuz im so invested now at this point that it’s not even fazing me

Is Drew’s brother in that cave?

Jigen didn’t hesitate to get into goemon’s face huh

PppffffFFttt he pulled a goemon (i live for this motif)

Lol this is the second movie I’ve seen where fujiko’s door bomb render useless against the steel/iron door hidden behind the regular one

Wtf aDAM get out of here with your awesome blue eyes

Awwww noooo in her heart i cannn’t

Poor fujiko in tattered prison outfit. I’d be worn out after experiencing whiplash ensued from an unwanted helicopter ride, too.

Aaaaaaa his wish and he threw the lamp that reminded him of her away cuz the memory of the kiss was all he needed my feELS

I love how lupins just floating like a plank of wood like he’s not denser than the water

Zenis a hobo now oh my goodness

Omg the most cliche slip for a cute zeni before the amnesia-remedying head bonk and jigen knew what the fuck happened as he inched toward the car door and lupin doesn’t even get into the car he just hangs on the door as they drive off i fucking love this franchise

#lupin iii #technical liveblog?#this is a shitpost #i think #no pics w/ this one #see future posts for screencaps #sweet lost night

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fanficsrusz · 5 years

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Look im sorry for being so mean to you. I haven't been in a good place for the last couple of days and seeing how you had everything i didnt made me jealous and i took it out on you. Looking back at it noe, its stupid and i truely am sorry. You see i got fired from my job, my bf dumbed my sorry ass and i fell out with my friends. But yesterday i got a call from my mom and she gave me a bit of advice that made me realise how stupid i was so im sorry. Your not ugly or dumb. You are awesome

I don't know what to say. You have really upset me and made me feel like i did something wrong over the last couple of days. Not only that but you made me hate my work and feel like i'm bothering people with the stuff i post/reblog and I even deleted a few things that i posted or reblogged because i thought i upset someone and didn't want to be an irritant.

No matter what your circumstances are you shouldn't say mean things to people however i understand where you are coming from. I myself look at the things that other people have in their life and feel jealous and like im worthless. It's a dark place to be in and people deal with it in different ways. What ever your mum said to you to make you realise your mistake is something you should remember for the rest of your life as well as share with others.

Thank you for apologising and you are more than welcome to message me if you have issues or if you want to discuss anything. It takes ALOT of courage to own up to a mistake and apologise so I'm so grateful that you did.

Im happy we could settle any issues we have between us and im sorry that i replied with such a negative attitude towards you instead of reaching out to settle the issue.

I wish you luck with getting your life back on the right tracks ❤️

#Ask

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iolyne · 7 years

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#she never wanted to be wiht me or spend time wit hme #sje probably hated me!!!!!#thought i was gross and terrible and didnt even love me back #why am i feeling so bad right noe #it's been months how come im getting upset now this isnt fair!!!!!

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dumb-bitches-podcast-blog · 4 years

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English Transcript of “Dumb Bitches Podcast”

Introduction

(Introduction music)

All: Dumb Bitches! (children cheering)

Linor: This podcast was created as an academic project for Comics: Seeing Differently with Dr. Galvan at the University of Florida.

Linor: I’m Linor Sevilla and I’m majoring in Psychology.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Alexander and im majoring in English and Advertising.

Erin: I’m Erin Russell and I’m majoring in English. Raisa: I’m Raisa Karim and I’m majoring in Political Sciences.

Erin: This episode revolves around Dumb, a 2018 graphic memoir written and illustrated by Georgia Webber. It explores the life of author Georgia Webber as she struggles with a vocal injury and disability.

Jamie: So, let's get into it! In this Podcast, we will discuss how Dumb raises questions about women’s health issues. There are multiple occasions where medical professionals overlook or minimize Georgia’s symptoms. For example, on page 126...

Topic 1: Women’s Health issues (being taken seriously)

Jamie: ...we see how the words of the male doctor follow Georgia throughout her illness. He says, “I don’t want to tell you it’s all in your head, but you know, your body is affected by stress, and I know it’s hard, but there’s not much I can do.” This kind of language diminishes the seriousness of Georgia’s suffering, which is emphasized through her response, “nobody’s helping me,” as the last element on the two page spread. Also, Webber depicts him as physically more imposing than the other characters on page 126, where he encompasses a disproportionately larger section of the page than Georgia.

Erin: According to a 2017 Harvard Health Blog article by Laura Kiesel, women in pain are much more likely than men to receive prescriptions for sedatives instead of pain medication. 70% of chronic pain patients are women, but 80% of pain studies are conducted on male mice or human men.

Jamie: It’s also important to try to keep in mind that not all people with uteruses or vaginas are women and that these issues also affect non-binary, trans, and other femme-identifying people.

Linor: Have any of you had experiences with chronic pain or dismissive doctors?

Raisa: I have. A little over a year ago, I went to my doctor for a suspected UTI multiple times over the course of 6-9 months. The urine tests would often come back negative, so I’d go back and she would prescribe me antibiotics anyway. The UTIs would go away, but come back again a couple weeks later. This went on and on and I was in severe pain for months to the point where my issue became chronic. But my doctor at the time continued to be dismissive, telling me to have less sex. That was so sexist! I wasn’t even having sex. I saw another doctor who did a wet mount and it turned out my UTIs were caused by an underlying case of bacterial vaginosis. I’m thankful for her, but my previous doctor’s dismissiveness ruined my ecosystem and now I have chronic yeast infections and BV. It’s tough!

Erin: Oh my gosh, Raisa, that’s awful! I’m so sorry that happened to you.

Raisa: Thanks, Erin.

Linor: These types of interactions with medical professionals can really affect patients’ mental health. They certainly impact Georgia in negative ways, as she has to visit several different doctors before finding one who is able to help her. We will take a look at that right after our segment, “Dumb Tips for Dumb Bitches!”

Dumb Tips for Dumb Bitches

(“Dumb tips for dumb bitches” transitional song)

Raisa: Hey, dumb bitches! The New York Times published an article in 2018 titled “When Doctors Downplay Women’s Health Concerns” by Camille Noe Pagan. Here is a “For Dummies” edition on how to ensure your health concerns are taken seriously with advice from Dr. Powell, the director of the Montefiore Einstein Center for Bioethics, a center which focuses on issues most likely to improve patient care, human subjects research, and health policy.

Erin: Tip one from Dr. Powell is to ask WHY a doctor is giving a certain recommendation and if there is a GUIDELINE for that recommendation.

Raisa: Tip two is to be DIRECT. If you are concerned about your doctor’s recommendations, please express it! A good doctor will be able to take a step back and reassess.

Erin: The third tip is to realize that only you can experience your own body. You most likely are not overreacting if you are concerned. Check your own bias!

Raisa: Finally, a tip from me. This from my own experiences of having symptoms overlooked by doctors. Always get a second, or even third, opinion!

(“Dumb tips for dumb bitches” transitional song)

Topic 2: Mental Health

Jamie: Going back to the discussion of Dumb, negative interactions with doctors can also have impacts on mental health. Georgia mentions not only anxiety, but also her struggle with disordered eating. On page 157, while shopping for food, Georgia thinks “what if my eating disorder comes back.”

Erin: That’s such a big deal and it was surprising to see how off-handed and glossed-over that comment was! I think she included this comment to show how she has a history of mental illness and how her doctor made her so upset that she was worried about the return of her eating disorder. That’s horrible. How do you even deal with something like that?

Linor: Well, Erin, Georgia’s memoir really emphasizes the importance of having a support system when facing pressure in your mental health. Georgia leans on her friend and vents about her struggles with her disability and finds comfort in just being able to speak to someone else about it. It ends up giving her motivation to continue illustrating her comics. Having others to relieve your mental stress can be more healing than you might think.

Raisa: Absolutely, having a support system is invaluable. But also don’t be afraid to reach out to medical professionals about your mental health. Unfortunately, that can be a luxury sometimes and the mental health system isn’t perfect, but, if you’re able, reach out to a psychiatrist to get diagnosed. As someone that has been in the mental health system for a while, having my illness diagnosed validated my feelings. Spending time taking medication and seeing a therapist regularly will also put you on the right track to the road to better mental health. It takes time and that sucks, but don’t give up!

Jamie: If you are experiencing self-harm thoughts, issues with your appetite, or other mental health symptoms please reach out! The UF’s CWC (the Counseling and Wellness Center) offers urgent services 24/7 at 352-392-1575 as well as urgent walk-in sessions during business hours at both of their locations.

Erin: The Center also provides semester-long treatment plans after a triage consultation. Reach out to the CWC for more information on their services! If you are feeling suicidal, you can also call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-TALK. That’s 1-800-273-8255.

Linor: What can we do if someone we know is suffering?

Erin: Reach out to that person! If you show them that someone is noticing their suffering and cares, they’re more likely to seek help.

Raisa: If you’re interested in more comics from Georgia Webber, especially ones about her experiences with anxiety and other mental health disorders, you can check out her short comics for free on The Hairpin.

End of Podcast

Erin: While this story does discuss some very serious and difficult topics, it doesn’t only focus on the bad parts of disability. There are several times throughout the narrative that Georgia highlights the positive experiences she’s had while dealing with her disability.

Linor: As we discussed previously, there are times throughout the novel where Georgia has some really positive interactions with her friends as she shares some of what she’s struggling with. There are also points where she’s able to communicate with others without speaking that make her feel a little more secure in her situation. The largest section of positivity is the very end of the graphic novel, illustrated almost entirely in red, where Georgia receives a free session from a vocal coach and begins to focus on caring for herself, mentally and physically.

Erin: We find that it’s really important to make aspects of this narrative positive, and especially notable that the novel ends on a positive note. People who have disabilities should be able to see that they can find joy in spite of and even because of their disability. For this story to end on such a positive note, and with this strong message of caring for and being gentle with yourself, is incredibly impactful, and can provide so much hope to people who may be struggling with their disability.

Raisa: Speaking of disability, we care deeply about making our podcast as accessible as possible. Please check out the rest of our podcast site where we have a transcript of the podcast in both English and Spanish as well as many visual aids. Thank you, and goodnight.

(Ending music)

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gayspock · 5 years

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dont rb, dont rply

ii was like. im gonna be clam baout this. but im very MUCH not right noe all of a sudden. because

idk what i should call her. therapist????? socialworker?? WHATEVER she is like. i TOLD her. so so fucking many times not to talk to my parents or get them involved in ANY of it and ive had scares about . the whole sitch beforel. thinking my parents heard of whatever,. but NO. NOW ITS FOR DEFINITE. THEY KNOW IM AUTISTIC and i found the god damn open letters THAT FOR SOME REASON. GOT FUCKING SENT TO THEM. AND LITERALLY NOW I LIKE...

I OVERHEARD MY DAD telling my. FUCKING 11 YEAR OLD brother not to go near me because im an “insane, & dangerous r#tard” which explains why my dad’s been even worse for the past week or so and THANK GOD MY BROTHER JUST TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF BUT IM LIKE. YOU KNOW. to be QUITE HONEST IM KINDA REALLY FUCKING UPSET RIGHT ABOUT NOW. KINDA REALLY . HM. KINDA MAD OFF THE SHITS ANGRY. and its like ive stopped expecting nyhting more than him . i really have. i dont fucking know whyi even bother acknowledghing he exists when it jus. makes all of it so much fucking worse .

but i dont know. still dont know how im going to fucking survive another month in this place nevermind any time longr. didnt think i could get even more scare d than BEFORE haha! didn think it’d feel even more terrified than before! HOOHOO.

#egg.txt #i tried not to vent bout this but i HATE my dad so #on the bright side #i might actually get put into supported care if some stuff works out #i really fucking hope so. i really really fucking hope so #i wont be happy there but at least i wont be scared

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almostpurpleperfection · 4 years

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I kind of forgot what being depressed genuinely is like? Like, yes, i still have lows and relapse and stuff lile that, of course. But my room is messy and im uninterested in everyone and everything and every minor inconvenience is putting me two steps away from fucking offing myself. Like, i was doing so good or something and noe i just... Don't want to be breathing? And i don't want to talk to people and everything stresses me out and my interests no longer seem interesting. I don't think it's my job, i love my job. But suddenly i have no motivation for anything outside of it and my brain just isn't physically feeling right. It feels like its floating in fluid and buzzing and thumping with my pulse and small movements make it hit my skull and sleeping has become so hard. The other night, i got upset snd just took a bunch of melatonin for the sake of falling asleep. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me but i want this shit to stop.

#babie says shit #babie blogs #babie speaks #babie bitches #sep 26 2020 3am #im tired and need to get my shit togrther for work and my phone just isnt charging #i want to fuvking die

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sasspotatodoesthings · 7 years

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Killing Book

Aka, the Death Note movie released this year. Now, I like Death Note (the anime of course). I watched it when I was like 12 or something and it introduced to the world of gory anime. So as you can expect, I was upset at seeing this movie, seeing the wrong things in the trailer and knowing it would be even more wrong in the movie. I was interested though, as one would be interested in watching a kid harmlessly fall so you can snicker at them. I avoided the movie even if I wanted to see the train wreck it was. But tonight, at somewhere around nine pm I decided NO MORE! I shall watch the movie and tell my friend how bad it was. We’ll be calling her Friend. I skype messaged her (i know who uses skype anymore? i do. because im lazy and dont want to change to discord) while watching it. Sadly she left early because she sleeps waaaaay earlier than I do. So at some point I’m just talking to myself. Just to let you know. Enjoy my ramblings.

WARNING: Obviously lots of death is mentioned. Also, if you liked the anime of Death Note, do NOT watched this movie. It’s horrible.

So this was taken directly from skype, with VERY little editing (just small things like personal stuff etc.) and it is rude, crude and not pleasant to look at. I tend to message a lot, in segments and that is was what made this so long. You have been warned.

Me: so I'm finally watching the death note movie Me: and I might rant at you a bit Me: first, its set in Washington in seattle Me: and lights fuckin blond frosted highlights Me: why

Friend: so Friend: 10/10

Me: its the best start a movie could ever have Me: so light is bullied and does homework for other classmates Me: who is this man? this isn't the light I know

Friend: maybe Friend: maybe Friend: just maybe Friend: someone kidnapped him

Me: god and now he likes this fark haired girl Me: dark Me: light loves no one Me: his heart is too icy to love Me: if only he was kidnapped Me: then at least he would break out and kill the person impersonating him

Friend: does he have the death note?

Me: yeah Me: its so different Me: its not the same at all Me: its like they just took the concept and fucked it Me: so the death note looks used even tho I pretty sure it was blank in the anime

Friend: it's for the money

Me: shit dude ryuk is in the house

Friend: is ryuk still cool thougj

Me: and light just fell over and is now running away Me: idk we'll see

Friend: does he still freak out over apples

Me: maybe Me: didn't ryuk show himself in lights room? Me: cause right now he's in school at detention Me: oh ryuk ate the apple

Friend: they met in his room

Me: welp here they met at detention

Friend: also it's to soon for light to know ryuk's obsession with apples

Me: its waaay too soon Me: I'm 10 minutes in Me: light didn't know ryuk for awhile Me: not almost immediately after getting the death note Me: also ryuk is persuading light into using it Me: anime light did not hesitate to kill a motherfuker Me: didn't need a demon to tell him what to do

Friend: wait Friend: what about the chip scene

Me: oh Me: what] Me: the Me: FUCK Me: they've ruined it

Friend: THE CHIP SCENE!?

Me: wasn't it a rule that if you put someone name without a death, theyd die of a heart attack like an hour later Me: well Me: fuck that rule Me: doesn't exist Me: they die by random bullshit means

Friend: WHAT?!?!!?

Me: also Me: no chip scene Me: yet Me: I'm waiting Me: anime light waited until he got home to kill a guy Me: but movie light was still at school and watched him die Me: heres what happened that absolutely gets rid of the heart attack rule Me: so a couple of kids had a basketball and dropped it when a woman's bags of groceries ripped Me: the kid chased after the ball into the street, where a car swerved to miss him Me: another car coming the opposite way swerved to miss the car and hit a parked car Me: a ladder on top of the crashed car got loose and decapitated the guy whose name was written Me: instantly after his name was written Me: wtf happened man

Friend: -.-

Me: also Me: apparently there are rules to the book Me: lemme get to the scene where he looked at them Me: but I know one of them was the holder of the death note can only hold it for 7 days Me: wtf?? Me: in the anime anyone could have for eternity if they wanted Friend: for as long as they lived or until they gave it up Me: atleast his dad is still a cop Me: but his mom is dead??

Friend: dfhnasjkfahdjkasdhf Friend: what

Me: by getting hit by a car by the guy he killed earlier Me: wtffffff Me: okay Me: okay Me: tell me what you get from this, its rule 65 of the book Me: "each page of the note contains the power of the whole note" Me: wtf does that mean?? Me: ooh Me: oooooooh Me: wait Me: is that the thing where you could tear a page out and it would still work? Me: wtf you gotta word it like that man

Friend: it's as bad as tests

Me: okay I got a previous rule wrong Me: it was rule 95 Me: anyone can write names in the note but only the keeper can have it longer than 7 days

Friend: -.- that's still stupid

Me: it is yeah Me: I'm pretty sure a death note was supposed to have one owner Me: I mean once you touched the paper, you were stuck with the powers until you died or gave it up Me: also Me: previous apparently wrote warning ramblings in the book for light to see Me: "don't trust ryuk"

Friend: -.- Friend: no

Me: he also said ryuk weird Me: I say ree-yook Me: he said rye-uhk

Friend: i'm sad Friend: i'm pissed

Me: and that's barely 20 mins in

Friend: need bleach?

Me: still another hour and a half left Me: god Me: 90 more mintes Me: ryuk is creepin in lights closet Me: light is offering an apple Me: ryuk is happy Me: ooh thank god Me: ryuk told light how to pronounce his name Me: I don't think I could live with light always saying his name wrong Me: ryuk looks gross Me: haven't seen him clearly yet tho Me: always in shadows

Friend: ryuk is cool

Me: movie ryuk is pretty chill Me: light has killed again Me: this time the gfather of the guy he killed ealier

Friend: is

Me: oky

Friend: is light killing innocent people

Me: heres how he died because I'm pretty sure light didn't right a death Me: not yet Me: so a couple knocked a salt shaker of a table at a restuarant Me: a waiter trips on it and bumps into the dude who will die Me: the father get knocked forward and stabs himself in the neck with a knife that he had been holding upwarrd Me: he sprays blood all over his guests and dies

Friend: why are the deaths so convoluted

Me: ryuk cackles in the background Me: I have no idea Me: wow steak sounds good right now Me: even tho I guy just died because of some Me: a Me: oops heres dark haired pretty girll in the bakground Me: she talked to light Me: wtf Me: who is this chick Me: she elooks like the next bella swan Me: turner Me: light turner Me: and her name is mia Me: what was the name of the blond girl who loved light?

Friend: yeah

Me: mia was her name? really? Me: she has no idea what a death note is Me: and light is showing it to her

Friend: fucking moron

Me: anime light would never do that Me: mia is laughing at hime Me: shit her name in the anime was misa Me: not mia Me: noe light is killing in front of mia Me: but at least hes using the news like anime light did Me: this movie is horrible

Friend: I wonder how they will ruin L Friend: i might cry at that part

Me: and I will tel you every wrong thing they do Me: so light and mia teamed up

Friend: i know you will

Me: even tho mia doesn't have a death note like anime misa did Me: and light want to kiss her Me: help Me: help Me: oh n Me: they Me: making out Me: I don't want to put skype down Me: hep Me: me

Friend: GET Friend: THE Friend: BLEACH!!!!!!!!!

Me: theyre done Me: no[e Me: not done Me: shit Me: okay Me: wait Me: stop' Me: they keep kissing Me: and its inbwteen scenes Me: so it surpried Me: me

Friend: life has no meaning

Me: okay hang on Me: how did light start getting called kira in the anime Me: didn't the public start calling that?

Friend: yea

Me: well light chose it in the movie Me: hes like Me: I want to be kalled kira Me: and now somehow the whole world knows Me: agh Me: nudity

Friend: >=c

Me: brief, dead women nudity Me: L is helping kira? Me: L informed kira of a club full of baddies

Friend: are you sure that's L

Me: yep Me: subtitles label him as L Me: here lemme send a screen shot Me: there it is Me: proven by the subtitles Me: L is originally from England right? Me: I cant tell if movie L is sitting like anime L

Friend: L is an orphan from England yes

Me: no accent Me: move L is american

Friend: i'm sorry japan

Me: gotta apologise to the mangaka who wrote death note

Friend: who

Me: idk their name

Friend: who the hell made the decision to make them..

Me: I have no idea Me: eath note was done and over years before they made this movie Me: why did they make it now?

Friend: money

Me: fuck the money Me: at least follow the god damn plot

Friend: yeah

Me: they used the right logo for L Me: that's nice Me: to see somethingsimilar Me: ugh Me: L is such a pig in the movie Me: hes got candy everywhere and is eating it messily Me: anime L was careful and deliberate

Friend: yeah

Me: ugh Me: they say "fuck" is this movie too much

Friend: i'm going to bed. you can keep ranting and i will respond tomorrow

After this point, it’s just me ranting so there will be no more Me: going on. Just a series of messages one after the other.

kay okay wait this was funny the movie did a funny so lights dad is meeting L in L's big fancy hideout and lights dad has his hand held out and and ice cream is just silently put in his hand with no information about it no one says a word about it he just holds the ice cream now L is speaking to a million reporters in broad daylight outside and movie L doesn't sit exactly the same as anime L hes in the same pose as anime L but movie L sits on his butt instead of sitting/squatting on his feet in the chair if that makes any sense L is calling out kira on the news ryuk likes L so apparently to kill using the book, you need a name AND a face but I'm pretty sure in the anime you only needed a name and now L isn't even sitting right hes lounging LOUNGING also mia cant see ryuk even tho shes touched the note book all the rules have been tossed out the window mia stole the book and is killing all the investigating agents oh siiit mia didn't do it ryuk did ryuk killed 13 people and now hes telling light to let the note go anime ryuk didn't do this he wanted light to have the note mia wants to kill lights dad so light and L have met in public and they fightin and light is being sooo suspicious they've got the weather in this movie right tho its constantly rainging shit mia told light she loved him and they making out now so if you write a name and burn the page before the person dies, theyre spared. but you can only do this once so many dumb rules what I don't understand is why they changed misa's name to mia but didn't changed light's misa is a way more normal name than light why change it?? okay now movie L is sitting like in the anime lights dad is beating L down L is threatening light and light is acting as innocent as possible ryuk is meddling in lights plans lemme tell you those plans light write the name of L' assistant, having him find L's name and then tell light but ryuk is there to screw things up oh shit ryuk took the page with L's assisatants name on it so mia betrayed light light wanted to save watari watari is L's assitant but mia and ryuk messed that up ooooh shiiiiit mia did kill all those agents she killed 13 people not ryuk oooh L is angry that watari is dead and mia is trying to kill light hope he kills her instead L is gonna hunt light down L is driving angrily through the streets just rmapgaing dude rampaging now L is chasing light on foot 20 mins left no chip scene (note: really sad there wasn’t any chip scene) L is confrtoning light but light is saved by one of his many admirerers mia is trying to take the book and theyre fighting at the top of a ferris wheel light put mias name in the book she dead the ferris wheel deatached so now its slowly falling ryuk is manipulating the ferris wheel mia is hanging out of the pod thing light dropped her light fell mia died in an explosion of flowers light landed in water the book did too now L' there the page containg lights name is burning and L saw the page buring some old guy just picked up the washed up death note this new guy is carrying on kira's duty while light is in a coma now he's returning the book back to light oh light woke up L knows that mia was involvev involved lights dad knows he knows now light is gonna tell his dad how it works okay wait some exposition is going down and you need to know what is up so mia wrote that light's heart would stop at midnight so to fix that light chose a rapist who had connections to a hospital to save light when he fell in the water, give him cpr and keep light in a medically induced coma hospital guy commits suicide then light writes a pedophile mailman gets the note book on the shore, writes criminals names to keep up the act while light is in a coma, gives the death note back and commits suicide then he writes when mia takes the note book from light, she falls, tears the page with lights name on it that then the page is burned, light lands safely in water and mia dies instantly when she hits the ground L found the page with watari's name and all the agent's names L angry at light hes laughing crazily L looked like he was gonna write light's name but then the credits are going ooh that was interesting they showed behind the scenes stuff while playing the credits but it was done in a way I hadn't seen before they were like flashing it on screen inbetween credits, only a few seconds at a time got to see how they did ryuk which was cool god damnit they never showed if L wrote light's name or not I'm guessing not I waited through 5 mins of creits for thi why so light didn't kill any innocent people huh but mia sure did so my rating is 0/10 this wasn't death note this was like like some knock off version called'killing book' hope your happy that L is alive tho didn't have to kill himself like anime L did unless that was what the end implied hang on imma see if movie L killed himself too well Wikipedia doesn't say anything but we all know how reliable Wikipedia is that was a real joy ride hope you enjoyed my ramblings even thought half of them prob don't make sense

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