#im sorry but loki is not getting past airport security in under 20 minutes

[worstloki]

How do you always come up with funny things to say? Very big brain of you. The airport security thing really got me

i was being completely serious. he's covered in metal and that's how they make you stand when doing body checks.

#look if thor 1 ceremonial armour loki was going through an airport scanner #im just saying he's first off definitely be stopped as part of the 'random' checking process (it's not because he's jotun or anything okay) #and then he's have to remove the armour because the scanner thing means no metal #so he's going to wind up holding off the line by so much bc he's got to remove his literal shirt plate #and then im betting his boots have buckles #lets not bring in knives and suppose they can be pocket-dimension-ed away #still leaves sleeves! #and the thigh-design thing looks metal to me too in thor 1 tbh #so he's going to have to strip literal armour down to just the cloth #bet the cape has to go bc metal clasps #im sorry but loki is not getting past airport security in under 20 minutes #and that's without including any talking back #the Loki show