#im sorry for posting this

[thestarkcollective]

five nights at freddy’s when 1^10 nights at teddy’s walks in:

#shitpost #im sorry for posting this #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #fredbear #chica the chicken #foxy the pirate #five nights at freddys #foxy fnaf #fnaf chica #bonnie the bunny #bonnie fnaf #freddy fnaf #freddy fazballs

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

hypothetically speaking, if i had a dick how big would it be

#this is a joke istg #but im still curious #wait this is like that one post #that’s like “god knows not to give me a dick cause I would be shoving pencils up that thing” #im sorry for posting this

[feelingbitch]

imagine if you could control your pussy lips like a mouth and when having sex it could be like making out but better

#im sorry for posting this

[gmabasic]

literally all the progress i made at the gym over 6 months just gone in a week. it took me 3 years to recover and gain back all the weight and i didn’t go to the gym for a week and it’s all gone. all the progress i made.

#im sorry for posting this #tw weight #but not ed like they thought i had cancer and i lost weight due to a stress disorder

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

#Hitman #furry #text post #agent 47 #im sorry

[shayneysides]

hobie: kill yourself

pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO

original format from @ha-youwish in this post!

#across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #gwen stacy #miles morales #astv fanart #spiderman #sorry im overtagging so much i just spent way longer on this than i should've #also the post editor seems to have compressed the image to hell so i rly hope it doesn't post so fuzzy #anyways. pav is so so silly #astv #spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #again i'm sorry for overtagging this movie just has SO MANY TAGS #spiderband #spiderman across the spider verse #edited because it suddenly started getting a ton of notes and i hated that i mischaracterized pavitr in it

[kenobihater]

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

#SORRY IT'S COMPELLING LOL #i was gonna write up a meta post abt astarion but im only in act 1 & havent got as firm a grasp on his character as id like to do that yet #one day soon mayhaps... #len speaks #len's memes #astarion #<-tagging my current blorbo du jour bc he's the reason this post exists

[owob]

Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle

#sorry im still chuckling over this #posted this on twit earlier lmfao #chilshi #chilchuck #senshi #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #my farts

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

#your first mistake was watching a camp 70s horror movie for the RePrEsEnTaTiOn #sorry that the crossdressing cannibal isnt a genderq****r soft uwu bisexual he/they #modern retelling where instead of killing him riffraff and magenta explain why SA is bad and wrong and frank posts a notes app apology #im not watching rocky horror for the rep im watching it to see transsexual fags kill people

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

#girl blogging #delulu #sorry for textposting #my text #text post #let me live in my delusions #delusional #toxic relationship #female manipulator #im just a bit silly #im just a girl #writers on tumblr #cybercore #weirdcore #angelcore #sadboys2001 #y2k #angelic #funny i guess #funny texts #girl blog #it girl #lana stan #lana del slay #lana del rey aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #just girly thoughts #just girl stuff #just girly things #just girlboss things

[jenny1437]

so sick and mentally gone and unbelievably horny come here shove my face into ur cunt for 5 hours straight while i occasionally cough and let my nose run all over ur crotch

#kill me #im sorry for posting this

[rooniearts]

POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

#boop #april fools 2024 #april fools #video #art #HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!! #also hi hello im sorry to the people who stuck around for 2 years and this being the first thing i post after disappearing. #i wont promise i'll be better tho sorry </3 #flashing #ask to tag

[gin-juice-tonic]

Okay well maybe he's cool in the way where you want to study him, but NOT in the way that makes you want to be his eternal cuckoo bananas roommate!

#long post #this is the last of my simonposting im sorry #lmao #he's gripped my mind with his sadman wiles #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time spoilers

[fungh0uls]

tried to get turned on and baked at the same time last night. only one of those things worked

#🥩 #slightly suggestive #im sorry for posting this #there wasn’t enough smarties for powder. just chunks

[girlfictions]

palestine is in a complete and utter blackout with israel launching hundreds of its heaviest airstrikes so far across gaza. this is a mass slaughter and we won't even know the extent of the casualties until it's over; israel have cut off telecommunications so they can commit their atrocities in the dark. there is a genocide happening right in front of our eyes and every person who has ever defended israel's "right to defend itself" has the blood of palestinians on their hands. we cannot ignore what is one of the most devastating massacres in human history.

#i don't even have the words ive never felt this sick to my stomach before #and people are just posting abt their fucking halloween costumes or a new album drop like im sorry but i cant even understand how #anyone can possibly not care about whats going on. #palestine #free palestine

[unclekaz]

gonna be honest when i say that. nolan probably takes heat suppressants. send post

#vigilante.txt #im just saying #he's incredibly hyposexual yeah #but with his praise/reassurance kink alongside his doghunk status. #unless he's so mentally drained he can just ignore it and orevent it from happening #i just know he takes heat suppressants #im sorry for posting this