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sushiburritonoms · 3 years

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Oh oh, exciting!! What about-- DinLuke for number 40, the one with the exes meeting again after some years? (Preferably in universe, but you do what you do--!)

In Universe? As in SW universe? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT SALTY? WE ALL KNOW HOW CANON ENDS RIGHT?! RIGHT SALTY??!?

...Fine. Kids they did this to you, not me.

In the end, it was his son that made him find Luke. Not Leia, or the New Republic. Even Cara couldn’t move him to find his husband. It was his son’s tears one late winter day as the sun set and they were getting ready for dinner. Grogu had a terrible feeling, a waking nightmare of his dad. He could barely get out the words as he sobbed his little heart out against Din’s chest. All he saw was red sand, empty worlds and one final image of Luke standing alone against the First Order, in one last battle against his nephew. Nothing concrete but it made Din finally decide enough was enough. If something truly awful was going to finally drag Luke from whatever corner of the universe he’d fled to, then Din deserved first crack at the hut’tuun before he destroyed whatever hope Grogu had left in his little heart.

He’d tried to forgive. He tried to let go and move on. Nothing he did--not losing the Darksaber, not returning to Bounty Hunting or any man he fucked--could make him forget Luke. He was a pulsing, still bleeding wound that plunged Din into a foul mood whenever anyone so much as mentioned him or his kin murdering nephew. The desperation and fear he felt over Luke’s disappearance had over the years grown into a callus of hate and bitter regret. Nobody could make Din face this wound but Grogu. Grogu who had never stopped loving and mourning his dad.

Now finally, Din had a map to his riduur’s location and all it had taken was the murder of his brother-in-law and the last of Ben Solo’s soul. What was Din supposed to feel as his ship finally breached the gravity well of Ahch-To? Relief? Excitement? Anger? He felt none of these things as he passed endless waves of blue ocean. He felt nothing as his ship settled down into a small green island. His heart was thuded in his chest as he wandered past primitive stone huts and next to a coastline covered in stupid squaking birds and all he felt was grim anticipation. The waves were thunderous in his ears and the wind bitterly cold. He knew his stupid, overdramatic, idiot husband would be waiting for him at the top of the largest stone staircase he’d ever seen, so he took his karking time walking up, his bad knee causing him to take frequent breaks to rest. He’d throw Luke down these steps if he so much as said one word about how time had ravaged him. How mourning him had destroyed his health. How he had turned him into a walking dead man because he left Din. He stabbed him in the heart and he hurt. Their. Son.

But when he finally dragged himself to the top, when his uncovered face felt the beginning of scattered raindrops on his skin and he finally saw the remains of Luke, he finally felt an emotion break free from his stone heart.

Pity.

His riddur was staring back at him with the same dead eyes he saw in the mirror every morning. He was riddled with age, his face drooped with wrinkles and grey hair and there was nothing of the Luke he loved in this old sad man’s face. His eyebrows rose in surprise but there was no happiness in his face either. Just resignation. Maybe even acceptance that Din had come there to drag him back to a universe that hated them both.

“Din.” Luke’s voice shook and sounded pathetic to his ears. Weak and unfamiliar. It dragged another feeling out of him.

Exhaustion. Din was so tired. He didn’t even have the strength to yell all the obscenities he’d been saving up, all the demands he’d carried, the pain of too many lost years. The hike up the long staircase had winded him and so all he did was turn around and slump down on the last step, completely spent.

“Din.” Luke hesitated, then came around to kneel by his side. “I…” The words died on his lips.

Din looked at Luke with eyes empty of tears and no buy’ce between them. His bare hand wiped raindrops from his brow.

“I’m here to bring you back,” he finally said.

Not home. Never again.

#I hate myself #I HAD JUST FINISHED A VERY SAD STORY #DAMNIT SALTY NO MORE GOATS FOR YOU #I legit can't make Last Jedi happy if it happens in canon #there's no going back from what Luke does that late in his sad life #bad ending #try a new game + to unlock the good ending #I don't even want to tag this as din/Luke its so sad #im sorry guys blame the penguin #I also completely forgot myself and used the f word in SW! My bad #sbficlets

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wildcardaces · 3 years

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@ruby-static "flex tape cant fix that" edition!

Where, dan visits a place he stopped off at during his trek when he was younger and-

Aouli: YOO!

Anna: holy SHIT!

Anna: WASN'T THAT ARCH LIKE- FAMOUS OR SOMETHING??

Aouli: oh dear god im gonna have so many humans all over my home now...

Aouli is one of the penguins dan met and they're both roughly the same age. He lives near the darwin arch- im sorry, darwin pillars. And basically saw it fall into the sea- oof thats a lotta damage!

Also anna is there too cause i bet she wanted to see the place aaaaaaa

Shira and orion @ herbert: >:)

Herbert run.

A young shira: uncle!

Jpg: hah, Uncle huh? Alright then.

Tmw you see the epf as one big family because technically it is.

And the finale!

Aouli's shirt: part of the less than 2000 club

Teal: god that is rough buddy...

Aouli: i know....!

I was looking up galapagos penguins because thats what aouli is. And found out that they are S u p e r endangered at around 1'200 left and-

Poor guy is having a crisis and i don't blame em!

#agent a anna #wildcard dan #aoulis #shira #orion #teal #jet pack guy #herbert p bear #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

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rawritzrobin · 4 years

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Angel Amongst Bats Chapter 4

Title: Angel Amongst Bats

Pairing: Jason Todd x Stella Covington (My OC)

Warnings: Cursing, past major character death, a little bit angsty, fluff.

Summary: Tim spills the beans as Stella finally gets the answers she is looking for.

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

A/N: Yes, I am aware that Renegade was Dick's character. But I liked the name for Jason instead (:

Chapter 4: Answers

Stella stared at Tim’s outstretched hand for a few seconds.

She was confused at the gesture. What did he mean by nice to meet you? They have been friends for years. Just then, it hit her. If she really died when she was a teen in this world, she never would’ve met him.

She shakes her head, rubs the back of her head with her left hand and shakes his right hand with her other hand. “Stella! Sorry. I kinda forgot where I was for a second there.”

They shook hands for a few seconds and pulled apart.

“Alfred. Do you mind if I steal Stella from you for a while?”

Alfred smiles down at Tim. “Of course not.” He nods in Stella’s direction. Stella smiles nervously.

“That is, only if you want to.”

“Of course!” Stella was more than willing. Maybe Tim would finally tell her why everyone is avoiding her questions about Jason in this universe. She stepped behind Tim’s wheelchair and wheeled him towards what she knew was Tim’s favorite place in the manor.

Once they were settled deep inside the gardens of Wayne Manor, Stella took a seat on one of the many wicker chairs surrounding them. It was a nice sunny fall day. There was a chill to the air, but that just made the sun more welcoming. Stella and Tim both stared into the beautiful greenery around them for a few moments. The silence was welcomed.

Stella was the first one to break the ice.

“So. You said Jason threw you off a building? Care to elaborate?” Stella asked curiously. Her elbows resting on her thighs and her chin resting on her hands.

Tim chuckles. “Do you want the full story that leads up to that? Or just that part of the story.”

“What do you think?”

“Well I can’t give you the full story since I joined the team late. But I can tell the things I have heard. It all started when you died.”

Stella nods. It was still weird for her to hear that she was dead in this universe. She was dead and yet life goes on. The world continues to function without you. It was surreal.

“Jason blamed Bruce. He kept repeating over and over again that he should have went for you first. It was already too late by then. And well, after the funeral, Jason sort of snapped. He left the manor one night and broke into Arkham.”

Stella listened intently, leaning closer to Tim. He went on.

“He took the Joker from his cell, and broke him out. Jason ripped the tracker in his arm off so that made it impossible to track him. It took them nearly 2 weeks to find him. By that time it was too late. Based on what they found it looked like Jason tortured him for a few days before leaving him to die, drowning in his own blood.”

Stella covered her mouth with her hands in shock. Jason hated the Joker, but she could never imagine him torturing Joker until he died. But then again, he had Stella to calm him down when he lost his temper. She wondered if he could really pull that off if she was the one who died that night. She thinks back to the day she tried to take her own life, how empty she felt without him.

Yeah, she could see Jason snapping the same way she almost did.

“He disappeared for a few years after that.” Tim continued. “That was when I joined. I only heard stories about what happened. I never even met him at that point. A year in we ran across a string of murders. Each as violent as the next. The only thing connecting them was the fact that they were all drug dealers. We didn’t put two and two together until one day we caught him, in the middle of killing Black Mask.”

Stella was silent. Her brain still trying to comprehend everything Tim has told her so far.

“He was wearing a black motorcycle type helmet. Called himself ‘Renegade’. It wasn’t until we caught a sample of his blood off Black Mask’s corpse that we realized it was him. The first time Dick and Bruce confronted him Dick ended up with a broken leg and Bruce nearly came home in pieces. Ever since then he’s just been sort of around. His latest victim was the Penguin.”

Stella gasped. “What?!” She asks.

Tim sighs. “Yeah. After that he sort of took over Gotham as one of the big crime lords. We tried to talk to him. One by one. But he wouldn’t listen. Well, when it was my turn he was furious. Called me ‘replacement’ before beating the shit out of me, and throwing me off a building. And well, here we are.” He says gesturing to his wheelchair.

At this point Stella was at the edge of her seat. She wanted nothing more than to return to her own world. Hearing such stories about the man she loved, even in a different dimension, was heartbreaking.

“The fall severed my lower nerves from my vertebra. I landed directly on the side of a trash can. The pain was excruciating, at first. But then everything went numb. Doctors are trying to find a cure, but I know better. I’ve actually gotten used to this by now. I kinda hated patrol anyways. I would much rather be on the computer supporting the team you know? Like a sort of watcher. Or…”

“Oracle.” Stella finished.

Tim smiles, “Yeah. Thats a good codename actually. Might have to take that one from you.”

“Well it’s not mine to take. You see back in my world…” Stella goes on, telling Tim the details from her world.

The two talk for hours. Exchanging stories from their own world. Stella tells Tim her Jason’s story. How he died, came back to life, and went mad before finally settling down with the Bat family once more. She told him how the Tim in her world was currently donning the name ‘Red Robin’. How the Joker in her world took away Barbara’s ability to walk..

Tim listened intently. Taking in every story and noting every difference between their worlds. Little did they know, Bruce was also listening in from the Batcave, through a few bugs he had planted in the garden.

By the time Stella was finishing her part of the story, Dick, Barbara, Damian, and even Alfred were gathered around the Bat computer. Barbara shivered at the Joker story, Dick pulled her into his arms.

“And that’s that. I was actually waiting for Jason to get back from patrol when I was sent here. By who and how I still don’t know. And believe me, even though my Jason seems a lot less violent than yours, there’s a running list of people who would love to get revenge on him.”

Stella lays back on the chair she was sitting in and sinks in. Closing her eyes, she slowly takes in everything Tim has just told her. So Jason did exist in this universe. He was just a psychotic murderer who was also a crime lord, but he also kills bad guys. Not to mention the fact that he has tried to murder each and every member of the family. Even Alfred apparently.

Tim studied her. To him she seemed like just your average girl. He couldn’t believe that this was the girl Jason went on a murder rampage for. She seemed so, normal. Sweet even. How did Jason land a girl like her? What was their story?

Stella sits back up. “Wait. So now that I have the full story. Can you tell me why Conner seems to despise me? By the looks of it he never even met this worlds version of me.”

Tim rubbed the back of his neck. “Oh, he blames Jason for what happened to me. I have told him over and over again that Jason’s not in his right mind, but he still wants to kill him. I guess to him, knowing that you were the reason Jason snapped, he blames you for what happened to me.”

Stella raises her eyebrows. “First off, I am not the same Stella in this world, though she does sound cool. Second, it’s not like I did it on purpose. And third, IM NOT EVEN FROM THIS WORLD! And it’s not like I wanted to die!” She screams as she crosses her arms in and angry puff.

Tim smiles at her sheepishly. “I know. But he’s been extra protective of me ever since it happened.”

Stella wiggles her eyebrows at him. “Im guessing you two are dating in this universe too?”

Tim blushes. “Yeah. Is the Tim in your world with Conner too?” He asks.

“Pftt. No. They both have the hots for each other. But they’re both too proud to admit anything. It will probably take a life changing moment for those two to get together. Like..”

“Like the accident that brought Conner and I together in this world.” Tim finishes.

Stella looks at Tim sadly. “I’m sorry.” She looks down at her feet.

Tim rolls his chair closer to where Stella was sitting. He places his arm gently on her shoulder. She looks up.

“It’s not your fault. It’s not any of our faults.”

“Except that stupid clown.” Stella mutters under her breath.

Tim sighs. “Yeah.” He says as he turns to face someone. “Hey Alfred.”

Stella turns around to see Alfred approaching them. It was then she realized the sun had set, and it was already night time.

“Master Tim, Bruce is looking for you. Something has come up and they require your help.”

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd x OC #Stella Convington #Red Hood #DCU #Alternate Universe #Fanfiction #iwritethings #alfred pennyworth #Tim Drake #Renegade

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izukult · 3 years

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sorry i can’t have you? one up me? so this playlist isn’t part of the matchups i’m sorry😞🤝

here you go IDIOT CHILD ( @rat-bastar ) being your friend is so hard 😁

choke - i don’t know how but they found me

ok absolutely your vibes. if you got the chance you would bitch slap me, we both know it. you big ol bully. this is the vibey pop ish version of a villain song and it’s such a hype song in my opinion idk

love me dead - ludo

we’ve established its a good song ok🤝. idk lmao play this while you’re thinking ab your friend OR her ex gf ;) as of my knowledge those the mfs you simp for or whateva LMAO

lemons (demo)

please. PLEASE THIS ONE IS SO OBVIOUS. you vibes. absolute you vibes. you @ me. you @ everyone. you play this on full volume while you try to convince yourself you hate everyone. you play this while judging every violin player ever. you play this glaring at maliek or whagever his name is. this song is you

piano man - billy joel

i saw this on one of your playlists lol BUT i feel like this is something you would blare on the bus or on your way to a fucking debate tournament you fucking loser

hesitation - hot flash heat wave

such a good song. this also feels like something you would listen to while you think ab other people. i dunno it’s got that sweet, sweet ‘condescending to hide real emotions’ energy and it’s vibey and it’s kinda sad yea

waltz #2 (xo) - elliott smith

don’t even get me started on how big of an elliott smith can i was. you def give him vibes but i mean that as a compliment?? i can imagine you with ur head down hands in ur pockets being all bummed out and angry walking up the hill to ur house idk that’s very niche oddly specific? i never really realized this song had BIG BIG BIG you vibes until i started typing this but i’m listening to the lyrics and it’s like describing you go off ig

everyone hates his parents - falsettos

i know you love falsettos and we both know we love to shit talk our parents so. it just seems to make sense. ALSO i feel like we would argue like marvin and trina or marvin and whizzer or marvin and anyone LOL

colorful penguins - we shore is dedicated

ok i know iM the one working, but this song please. listen to it. listen to the music. to the tone of voice. to the certain old tavern rustic vibe. that’s you. i cant rly describe it but the vibe of this song is your vibe

beachboy - mccafferty

well we have the shared mother’s name in the beginning there and that’s fun for me. also we know that i be smoking and yada yada and i know your friends do too and i feel like this song is just you dealing w ur friends dummy habits and angry fast sing

hannah - swmrs

something about this song just feels like a convo we’d have?? like in my head i can tell what you would say and what i would say IDK LMAO maybe that’s just me but it’s also a good song

problems - mother mother

this song. LMAOOOO. the way you constantly BULLY me i feel like this song is how you present urself to other ppl v some deep shit like how you feel ab urself idk i’m not ur therapist ur apparently mine w how much you be psychoanalyzing me🤨. ALSO you’d scream this dont argue w me

i love you like an alcoholic - the taxpayers

multiple things here. again those crusty cobblestone streets at night after it rains where someone’s getting murdered in an alleyway vibes that you give. and i feel like if u were ever like <3 at someone, this is how you’d feel idc bitch

seashore - the regrettes

i love this band sm pls i want to kiss her. ANYWAY feels again like a you @ the world song. you just feel like someone who would shove someone in a trash can if they said one wrong word about you & i rly appreciate it

gooey - glass animals

this song feels like something that would be on a playlist with “i know this:” and i thought you’d like those vibes. sorry for the peanut butter reference

chicago - flipturn

you feel like someone who would let me play flipturn and pretend to hate it cos you pretend to hate everything i do but actually vibe w it so

everybody loves raymond (except for me) - mookamay

this is the girl i was tellin u ab who wrote the songs ab me YEA THIS IS ONE OF THE SONGS AB ME SO I FIGURED YOU WOULD APPRECIATE A SONG THAT WAS KIND OF A SLIGHT TO ME SO LMAO I PUT IT ON THERE. basically this is a song ab someone literally getting tired of ME so yknow felt fitting 😁‼️ (this one is mostly a joke and i will probably take it off the playlist but it still stands)

power over me - dermot kennedy

you seem like someone who would listen to dermot kennedy which is fair bc i used to scream this shit in the shower i would just have a lil concert and you give me the same vibe this one isn’t that deep

ghost duet - louie zong

lol some serotonin. just this playin in the background while u game

iris - the goo goo dolls

just a rly good song. just a rly good song that fits ur vibe. also if u were ever in love i also stand by saying you would listen to this & think ab them

dream sweet in sea major - miracle musical

if you were ever listen to “soft music🥺✊” this would be your version of it

bs - still woozy

I TOLD U TO LISTEN TO THIS AND I DONT THINK YOU DID YOU BITCH SO NOW I WILL FORCE YOU. also i have brown eyes so basically this is everyone including u @ me it’s ok ur human u can’t be blamed for acknowledging my charm ;) 😁🤝

paper thin hotel - matt maltese

you just seem like someone who would listen to him during a depressive episode

troubled mind - cannibal kids

cant find the right words for this one but like gives me you trying to be there for someone and coming off as apathetic and someone not knowing how to be a proper friend to you and yall just space vibes yknow what i mean?? Idk

bloom (bonus track) - the paper kites

if you and a girl (strictly a girl idc that this was written by a dude no fucking guy gets this song) were in love. like in any way. romantic love, platonic love, competitive love idgaf i just feel like THIS has the vibe for u

kill the director - the wombats

i don’t care THIS IS YOU IN LOVE. I THINK YOUD HATE HAVING REAL FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE. YOUD DEF BE THE PERSON TO IGNORE IT AND YOU BULLY THEM JUST A L I L EXTRA AND YOU DO LIL THINGS THAT SHOW U LIKE EM LIKE IF YOU RLY PAY ATTENTION YOU CAN PICK IT UP but no way you’re gonna express that shit LMAO

i got the blues - big bill broonzy

i dunno this ones just a banger

dirty imbecile - the happy first

this is you having a breakdown. that’s all! thanks queen!

under my skin - jukebox the ghost

very similar to lemons but also different?? you getting pissed at everyone but having a select couple ppl you cherish 👍

song for me - greer

where do i START? you not properly voicing emotions ? preppy pessimism ? dissociation ? vibing ? teen angst ? good vibes ? in love w ideas ?

my explanations aren’t as good as urs but also i’m cool so 👍 ur welcome you’ve been blessed by a personalized playlist from ME 🙄🙌 not from no bitchass capitalist anime character 😐

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rendezvousrenjun · 5 years

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ring ring rejection | one

img // au masterlist // prev // next // ✰ pairing : highschool!renjun x reader (+ dreamies + best friend!mark) ✰ genre : light angst + fluff ✰ word count : 1.6k

You honestly had no expectations coming into your junior year of high school. Going back to school was like continuously flipping through the pages of a book. Sure a new chapter has started, but the book doesn’t change. The same routine. The same faces. The same exhausting hours of the day eating away at your body.

Your math class was a blessing and a curse. At the end of a long day, the last thing you wanted to do was use your brain to apply formulas and pay attention to lectures. So when you saw Mark walk into the class twenty minutes late on the first day you couldn’t hide your overwhelming excitement. Impulsively you brought both arms into the air like a madman and motioned Mark over to the seat next to you, ignoring the weird glances directed towards you. I mean, you can’t blame them; you were acting like an attention-starved buffoon.

Mark could already tell it was you from the corner of his eye. He apologetically explained to the teacher that his schedule was changed at the very last minute, having trouble making eye contact with Mr.Choi due to the embarrassed smile growing on his face. He contemplated whether or not he should turn his head to catch a glimpse of you, but decided not to in order to not burst into laughter that would’ve disrupted the class even further.

You’ve known Mark since that dumb penguin play in first grade. The one where Mark had to sing about gathering fish and where you, unfortunately, were the fish he was supposed to gather. Mark couldn’t stop laughing at the way you were sliding back and forth across the stage, limbs flailing, and little socks poking out from underneath the costume. That contagious laugh seemed to spread everywhere, making your tummy ache and face hurt from smiling too much. You still managed to make Mark laugh at literally anything, and he still managed to make sure his laugh was engraved into your brain, a sound you could probably never forget.

When walking into class the next day you were a bit confused. An individual you have never seen before was sitting in your seat. You just assumed you guys never had classes together until now. Maybe you were just perplexed, but you could’ve sworn time went a little bit slower when the individual raised his head to meet eyes with you.

WAIT. hE’s so prETTTYyyy?????????

You didn’t even have the guts to ask about your seat anymore and just automatically sat right behind the beautiful boy. There’s no way you would’ve missed him before. Was he a transfer student? Did he just come here from an unknown place where they keep very very pretty boys??? Maybe your hormones were spiking you in that moment, controlling you with such a sudden infatuation and attraction.

Weeks would go by, and you wouldn’t mean to, but it was so easy to eavesdrop on conversations between Renjun, that was the beautiful boy’s name, and Jaemin, another beautiful boy who came into the class the day after you saw Renjun. You wondered where they came from, or why they were so late to transfer into the class. But sometimes they would talk about the most mundane things, and just watching Renjun register Jaemin’s nonsense, calling him out--was so funny to you for some reason. The way Renjun’s soft spoken voice would chuckle even softer, or his back would move up and down in a gentle pattern was precious.

Sometimes you would get secondhand embarrassment from Renjun when he calls out the math teacher for making a mistake. But it was very minimal compared to the secondhand embarrassment Renjun felt when you and Mark would do dumb shit. Like shouting “knowledge is SEXY” when Jaemin or Renjun answered a question right in class, and the teacher would just blink in disbelief that two buffoons had to be placed under his care. Jaemin seemed to enjoy it though, and Renjun would be lying if he said it bothered him.

Inevitably, a math groupchat titled “5318008” aka BOOBIES upside down was created, courtesy of Jaemin and Mark. It was mostly Mark asking for the homework and one of the three of you sending it, or sending the weirdest memes at 12 in the morning, or having random rants about the insane amount of schoolwork. One time Mark added Haechan in the groupchat as a joke for Halloween, like a “ghost texter prank”, and you all forgot about kicking him out, so he just stayed in the chat.

Mark was listening to one of your long tangents about how smart and funny Renjun is in your room after school one day. He was sitting at your desk and you were laying down on the floor with your eyes closed talking about your conspiracy theory about Renjun and Jaemin and how they were just cute aliens who came to this earth, but Mark cut you off-

“You do know that like Renjun and Jaemin are like sophomores right? And they were like like placed in our class cuz they’re in like an advanced program…????”

“Eh…?”

“Oiiiiiiii KNOWLEDGE IS SEXY-”

“MarK Now IS noT THE timeeeEee”

“OooooO you have a crush on someone youngerrrrrrr you’re one step closer to being a cougar y/n”

“Mark I don’t like reNjun and we are literally a year apart??”

“Uhuh sure, bring him up into like almost every conversation we have and you don’t like him? Sounds like a load of barnacles to me lmFAO”

I MEAN you would hate to admit it because it hurt your pride at that moment, but you couldn’t NOT like Huang Renjun. That’s impossible. That’s like asking Mark to not like watermelon or something stupid like that. Mark just figured out your feelings before you did.

Which caused a lot of chaos to say the least.

The first time Mark stole your phone to message Renjun you were asleep on his couch. He had just finished eating and ran over to poke some fun at you but he realized you must’ve been tired. So he ended up drawing cats on your face with permanent marker and stealing your thumbprint to unlock your phone instead.

He took the picture of you sleeping from below your chin so your nostrils were on full display and sent it straight to Renjun with “for u~~~” underneath the image. You woke up to the sound of Mark’s distinct giggling realizing he had your phone and snatching it from above him as he lay against the side of the couch. Mark’s mom came down running from your intense screaming when you realized what Mark has done. You smothered him with a couch pillow, causing him to yelp out a “saVE ME”, and asked his mom to ground him for eternity, to which his mom slowly retreated back upstairs, already used to these dumbass shenanigans.

READ

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Renjun: uh thx ig…?

y/n: IT WAS MARK IM SO SORRY

Renjun: uhuh sure okay whatever u say y/n

y/n: i swear it wasnt me >_<

Renjun: (¬_¬)

Looking into the mirror to see your cat whiskers only added to Mark’s misery.

The second time Mark messaged Renjun you actually asked for his help. You needed to ask Renjun if he finished his part of the math group project, and if he wanted to work on it together with you. Mark confidently told you he was the master of asking favors and held the phone close to his chest making sure you couldn’t peak.

You honestly should’ve known better.

y/n: i love you renjun!!!!!! READ

“oiIIIiIiiiiiiiiiii WHY DOES RENJUN like l ike liKE READ HIS TEXTS SO like DAMN like FAST fuK”

By then you were already digging your grave, Mark freaking out by the way you seemed so calm. When he saw a single tear roll down your cheek he let you punch him all you wanted that day, even strangle him a little.

It made sense Renjun was suspicious.

The third time you messaged Renjun, it was influenced by Mark once again.

“Dude do you know who Jeno is?”

“WHose that?”

“He would probably like fit into your alien conspiracy”

“Is he close with Jaemin??”

“Yea! Yea! That dude… he’s pretty cool ya know? Like I was talking to him about guitars and stuff and it makes sense that he’s friends with Jaemin and like Renjun.”

“Aww, kinda wanna meet him now”

“Yea you should- BUT GUESS WHAT”

“What??”

“You gotta guess”

“Mark….”

“Okay okay so basically like Jeno told me Renjun likes this girl he only met this year and i started like freakING out cuz i was thinkin maybe it’s y/n and i kept asking jeno to drop hints and he wouldn’t budge but dude- it’s toTALLY YOU!!!??? RIGHT?? Right???”

“Omg mark…. You’re totally right”

And that’s when you decided to message him that Monday night. You kinda wished you and Mark weren’t dumb and dumber because Renjun knows a lot of people, and he probably met even more this year. Maybe it was dumb for you to pretend you didn’t like Huang Renjun. You should’ve just come clean and told him how you felt. But at least now you were able to talk to him after school. Being in his company was good enough, you told yourself. Was it wishful thinking to be excited to see the person you got rejected by? It was the first time you two were going to hangout one-on-one afterall. You hoped that your swollen eyes wouldn’t give away the fact you cried over him tonight.

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ender-alex-draws-blog · 5 years

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⏳How they confessed to you⏳

(i hope you enjoy💜)

💜Snatcher:

This sooh-deh-ray noodle will train for hours just to say three words. Hat Kid is always there to help him,not because there are i don't know 'Contracually obligated friends'. He told you to meet at his tree house and oooh boy he never felt so nervous ever since.... The incident.

He floats around,thinking until he heard your sweet sound of your voice."Hi Snatcher! Im here!" He turned around to see you of course, only to ask you something "So,why did you called me for?" You asked "Uhm *cough* listen kiddo,i have meaning to ask you something." "Another contract?" "No,something else." Shockingly,he would never deny a contract so what is it?

"Ever since you came into my forest,i though you were just another fool, but when i saw you how you cared for everybody, even me, i've realized something else." he came a little closer to your height (you smol bean❤) "You probably heard from kid (Hat Kid) about my past." He paused,seeing combination between sadness in his eyes and anger, then continued "I though i could never find somebody after that, until i met you." He took your hands in his, shooked from what did he said until- " I may be a soul stealer ,but i could never take yours, because you already took my heart." You blushed from his sweet words that are unbelievable to hear. You hugged him and said "Of course i will be yours, you fool!" He chuckled from that pun, because he was your fool.

📣Conductor:

Your Scootish bird thing will be strict when preparing dinner in his train. Express Owls will be 'expressing' everything they have to stop being yelled while living in small apartments (get this reference and you get a cookie🍪)(also i will try to make him sound Scottish) "Hurry up ye Peck Necks! Lassie is gunna come any minute and ye still ain't dun yet?!" " But didn't you call her 10 minutes ago?" One of the Express Owls said. Well, he DID call her not to rush."Uh, but it ain't ye exuse to prepare NOW!".

~1 hour later~

You come to Dead Bird Studios only to be greeted by receptionist, but you only came because Conductor needed you for something, but when going for the door, there was a paper that said 'sorry lassie,I mean't go to me Owl Express. Again sorry lassie. -Conductor'. Great, more walking.

~A half hour later~ (in spongebob version)

After half an hour you saw Owl Express,entered in to see a.... Table with roses? With a pink spotlight? At the table you see...a nice dressed Conductor? What is this,romantic movie? Lady and the Tramp? Except birds? This is getting crazier. "Let's have a talk heart-to-heart. Have a seat, lassie." (Get this reference and you have to comment down below) You sit on chair,little cringed about it like 'Dude isn't this chezzy' kind of cringe "I know this will(?) sound ridiculous but... I love ye (Y/N)." You didn't expect that,did ya?" When ye came into studio,i fell in love with ye,but that DJ Peck Neck would always flirt with ye, that made me angry." Well DJ Grooves did say too much compliments

"But it's ye choice lassie." You took his hands and said "Well...i already choosed" You can actually see that fang(?) smile rising on his face. While you two enjoy the silent conffesion, you hear one Express Owl cughing until he said "Umm sorry to interrupt but......who controls the train if you re here?"

Oh no. Here come the P-word-angry-bird-!"YOU PECK-NECK, WHY DIDN'T YE SAID IT SOONER! I'TS ME BABY!"

📽Dj Grooves:

No.

Please.

He LIVES FOR IT DARLING!

Romantic dinner? Please,this high-heel wearing penguin will make everthing PERFECT to make sure you're feeling welcomed like A STAR!

You were waiting for DJ Grooves to finish his movie until you see some Moon Penguins bringing....candles? Weird. They saw you and quickly run in studio. Well ain't you a PECK NE-!

Ahem let's continue.

You chased them down to see Grooves with MOON PENGUINS THAT YOU CHASED! You hid very quickly,not wanting DJ Grooves to see you"So,darling didn't find you,did she?" "No,boss she didn't we swear." Replied Moon Penguins. "Oh great! My star shouldn't see this unprepared dinner! She can't know that i prepare this ALL for her!" Wait a minute.....?..........Candles....?......Then this........?........is he making diner because he likes me? Okay,i think you had enough.

"That's it! I can't take this! Grooves why do you acting strange these days?" Him and Moon Penguins are shocked to see you,full of rage that you could even call it 'Starlet's rage' "D-darling! I can explain this!" "Well you better have a reason because i LIKE YOU NO MATTER WHA-!" You just realized that you said that out loud. Whoops "Wait? Really darling? You like me?" "Yes Grooves. And i also know you like me too." "But how? I told Moon Penguins to lock up the studio-!" "There's a vent."

Both of you were silent. Welp that was akward. Let's just say you both were happy that you accepted each other.

A normal girl and disco penguin. How akward can it be?

👔Mafia Boss:

MAFIA WILL NOT BE A WEAKLING TO ASK A GIRL!

Mafia Boss will pretty much ATLEAST ask some of his Mafia Goons for advice cuz he doesn't know about ANYTHING.

You are just sitting at first seats close to stage,where apparently were only Mafia Goons here(*Akwardness arises*).

Then curtains opened only to see Boss of all Mafia "Greetings my Mafia! It is i! The most powerful man you ever witnessed!" He proudly says while Mafia Goons giving the applause to their boss.

You were just wondering where the PECK are you even invited? What did he need you for? And how does he know location of your home?!

"I have a annoucement to make for i have a conffesion!" Weird,will he realize that Cooking Cat makes their food insead of them?

"There's a certain someone who makes me weak! and i don't know why! And i want anwsers!" He pointed his pizza cutter(?) at you.

Yes you.He pointed at you. Like,dude really? What did i do? Isn't Mustache Girl the one who makes you feel weak?

"Ever since you landed on Mafia Town, i felt like a weakling! What magic are you using!?" (get the first quote?) Then the Mafia Goons throw you to the stage,right i front of Mafia Boss "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME,GIRL?!" "Uhh... I...." He was waiting for you to answer.

Hold on-HOLD ON A MINUTE!YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! HE'S THE ONE WHO LITTERALY ORDER HIS GOONS KIDNAP YOU WHILE WATCHING SNATCHER WITH HIDDEN CAMERA! "Wait? What? Whoa,Whoa W H O A. I didn't do anything." "Than why do i have this feeling when i'm around you!?" *Cricket noises*.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Wait................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. "You like me?"The realization hit the chef(?) too ,making him at the same time shocked and sweating so much that he quickly whispered to two Mafias behind him "What do i do?" Two buffed Mafias shrugged "Mafia didn't se our wife for a long time. Mafia can't help you."

(Fun fact: in Mafia Boss's storybook,there's a page that shows some pink,buffed(?) like figures with blond and brown hairs,i can think it's their wives when they look for perfect place now called Mafia Town 😋)

Oh boy,what will he do next. He turned around to see you until he finnaly bursted"I......UH- BE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER !!!"

(Idk i think it's not in his style to say 'girlfriend' so *yeet out in window)

To be honest,you liked Mafia boss not because of title,it's maybe his....personality? I mean,he's your friend, he'w generous, i mean, that's better then going to spooky manor *wink wink*.

Now you probably thinking 'what happened to (Y/N) and Mafia Boss'?. Weeeeeeeell you two is will try your best to work out your newfound relationship.

Until Mustache Girl comes.

"(Y/N)!!! What you doing here?! there are bad guys EVERYWHERE?!"

🌙Moonjumper: You are pulling his heart! Of course he will confess to his soon-to-be love of his un-life!

You waited for night because that's when Moonjumper would come,well at least Snatcher doesn't bother you

(or maybe he just smug dances along wit Hat Kid and Bow Kid)

"I have arrived!" You hear your friend's gentle voice in the sky.

Now on the ground ,still floating, asked you a odd question that didn't ever tell "Are you in love with someone?" Wait. Wot? "Uh,what do you mean Moon?" He happyily hums "Because i am!" "Oh,really heh. Wait is it-" "No my dear, it isn't her!" "Then who is-WOAH!"

He just snatched (hehe) you in his arms, suprising you"it was you the whole time!" Moonjumper kisses your face then to your lips,seeing him so much happy. Not just his 'I am Moonjumper' happy,but his 'I am Moonjumper AND IM IN LOVE' happy.

You hugged him ,laughing about his 'confession'. I guess even corpses can have somebody to love,right?

❄Vanessa:

She's little shy about it.

You went to visit her in her manor like usual until you saw her running towards you "(Y/N)! You're here!" She hugged you very tightly "I missed you so much!" "I missed you too Vanny. C-can you let me go now?" She let you go while you take some breath "So ,*huff* what did you *huff* call me for?"

You noticed she blushed a little until she said: "I-i...." She nervously paused."I uh...uh...I LOVE YOU (Y/N)! ANDPLEASEDON'TLEAVEMEIDON'TWANNABEALONEIMSORRYPLEASEDON'TBEMA-!" "Whoa hold on Vanessa."You paused her. You let a small chuckle "Vanessa,of course i love you. Why would you think i will leave you-" you se her crying, her red eyes full of saddness and sorrow."B-b-because *sniff* m-my m-m-om w-ould always say that dd-ad l-left her bec-c-cause i w-was born*sniff* that h-he d-d-idn't want me" You hugged her,but she continue to cry."A-and t-that i-i will never find my prince because i was born."

Man,her mom was really uncaring. Seriously,who tells their children the reason why their father of mother left them becsuse they were born? Well,her mother of course.

"Your mom isn't right. She can't blame you just because you were born, that's wrong! I will love to fullest and never let anybody hurt you like that" (the cheeziness) she sniffed, looked at you "You would do that? For me?"you hold her gloved hands and smiled "Anything to make you happy."

She hugged you again,knowing you won't leave her and will accept the way she is.

#a hat in time #snatcher #conductor #dj grooves #mafia boss #queen vanessa #moonjumper #x reader #ahit #ahit dj grooves #ahit snatcher #ahit moonjumper #ahit conductor #ahit mafia boss

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arandomsewer · 5 years

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Reacting to Batman vs TMNT

Part 5:

-so Mikey gets to ride off into the final battle in the batmobile with Batman.

-(deep breath of pride and content)

-meanwhile, Robin goes in the turtle's wagon.

"So you ride around in this thing, on purpose?"

Well, sorry kid, not everyone has a multy millonary dad! Some of us live in the fucking sewers

-aaand the wagon changes, and it can actually outran the batmobile.

Don't mess with Donnie's stuff.

-oh shit, the turtle's wagon can actually BLOCK RAINING BOMBS

-Robin screaming in the back

And falling of the seat 'cause Leo drives like a hooligan and he's not used to that

-Donnie's up for shiiit

-yeeeeah good shit, Donnie!

-Raph just punches the guy.

He just punches the guy

-batgirl throws 3 retromutagen dosis to the one pigeon monster. And Elephan monster chases them. Where is she?

-Leo, drives like a hooligan

Donnie, hanging upside down knocks on the window "hey! We're still up here!"

You know, cause he's used to Leo's driving, but he's just a bit too much today 'cause an elephant is chasing them

A ninja elephant.

Its a bad day

(Me, in my post apocaliptic car, if I were in the scene) WHAT A LOVELY DAY!! WHAT A BEAUTIFULL DAY!!!

-oh, there's Batgirl

-well, fuck retromutagen. Lets blow up the elephant.

-the foot soldiers manage to hold down the batmobile. Can't blame that on the turtles!

-yo fucking kidding me. A ninja t-rex.

Not even a humanoid t-rex, a full on giant t-rex, its only traces of being human, a broken mask and bandages.

-I guess they decided to experiment a little bit more with the ooze, and they had amber.

-"Mikey, press some buttons"

Mikey "IM GONNA HIT EVERY BUTTON!!"

Robin, with the face of a child who's father is rich, but doesn't get to eat pizza "I allways wanted to do thaaat"

-the Shreder expects to be paid, unlike the Penguin

-aha! Shreder gets ONE jab at the green cape guy

-"tipical. Batman sends children to do his work for him"

Ooooohhhh thats a nice jab!

-oooooh so a Robin did die in this dimension!! And he just mentions it like that. No explanation, no context.

-everybody is fighting. Robin wants to fight and he pics Stockman.

-ooooh no!! DONNIE!!!

-he's in the machine. His arm is broken but he's in the machine.

-carefull with the buttons, Mikey

-wait, was that Splinter's voice!?

-GHASP! Leo's sword!

-kick him in the balls. It would be so cool.

-oh shit he did kick him in the balls!

XD that's ninja stuff

(Ironically true)

-oh shit yeah TELL HIM LEO!!

-I don't need to say it, but I will: the animation is awesome

-Batman said cowabunga

-SHREDER HAS SPLINTER'S SCAR!!!

!!!!!!!!!

-ok Im kind of offended, that Donnie didn't get to do his thing with the machine, but Mikey's solution's cool too.

-"wait, we're riding it. Do we want it to explode?"

-he beats the Shreder and Im like 'KILL HIM. KILL HIM. now that you get the chance, kill him. For a better future for New York!!'

-aaand he just fell on the chemicals

-oooh they save the soldiers! See? That's a side of Batman's character they don't show us often

-squeeeeee we didn't get much of it, but I like the relationship between Donnie and Batgirl

-now picture Alfred using the skateboard

-AAAAAW BATMAN AND ROBIN EATING PIZZA WITH THE TURTLES

your father handing you over some pizza. That's bonding level cowabunga

-the credits roll, and I still have hopes of getting and extra scene with Splinter

-no? Well, the covers are good toó!

-oh hey, we have to recount the points! So, it was...

Griffindor: 40 points. It was just not that kind of movie.

Ravenclaw: 85 points. I knew it coul get better!

Slytherin: 100 points! Really good, guys!

And the first place and the cup of the house, is for Hufflepuff, with his 150 points!!

-oh come on!! We get another look at Shreder but not at Splinter?

-well. To sum it up. THIIIIS WAS SOME GOOOOD SHIIIIT!!! GOOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE MHHHHMH IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! GOOOOOOOD SHIIIIIIT!!!!!

#batman vs tmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #batman vs teenage mutant ninja turtles #batman #recap #react #reaction #howarts

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sharkytrash7 · 5 years

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My last say. Hopefully not my final essay.

So I've been watching YouTube videos of how to get over ex's and how to deal with break ups. In my heart, I know we belong together. I know the fact that I'm not Christian is a problem. My arguement is that you never fell in love with an atheist. You fell in love with me. Its tough when you refer to me as atheist because I'm so much more then that. You of all people know that. I love you with all my heart. I want to marry you still. I'm not of being alone or being without you. I'm scared of what I am without you. To be honest you were and still are my guardian angel in my eyes. You've changed my life and I hate to see you leave. You keep emphasizing that we might not be together but I still have hope we'll be together. After all, you have my rib. I know things are hard for you at the moment with God. Its tough for me 2. I go to afda and put on a smile pretending I'm fine. You want to be with a Christian. I get that. But no Christian will be as good as I am to you. Even tough I'm not a Christian, I can try to be the best person in the world for you. I dont love for your looks or your voice or cause you give me affection or cause you buy me stuff or cause you did things to me. Its all those things and more. I love you cause youre you. I would never change anything about you. Even your cute toes. Once upon a time I promised you I'd convert for you. I want to make this clear ! I am not trying to manipulate you in any way shape or or form ! Im just venting to tumblr. I'd keep my promise. It wouldnt be for you or for me but for us. Cause your right woman ! Its just better if we're both Christian. I know your gonna be thinking, "hmmmm, hes probably just saying this so I get back with him. He just wants me back. What an ass" and it does look like that. Thats why. Huh. Idk actually. I guess it is kinda fucked up to say this. Kinda shity cause then it would make your life 10 times harder. Okay so ignore that bit. Im not deleting it because effort AND because I said it / typed it with meaning and for a reason.

I get why we dont talk because if your parents find out they'll lose their minds and also because I'm pulling you away from your God things. But like when will I be able to date you. Ya know. Like even if I was Christian, your parents would still hate me. And if your parents forgave me. I wouldnt be Christian. So i get your side of life. Cause thats tough cookie. I wish our love could be enough because it is lowkey for us. Its a rough one. I wanna tell you so many things but i dont wanna jinx your future. I just find it crazy that you think your going to marry someone else. People have been saying its just because your my first girlfriend but I dont believe em. I felt a connection with you. Something I dont see happening with anyone else. You keep telling not to wait for you but its what I feel is right. Just like how you said it feels right to break up. I dont think this will last forever. We'll I wont be able to last much longer but. I feel like we've got this. We've been through a lot together and I'm positive about us. When I said us not being together would be a watse I didnt mean a waste of time or money or anything. I just meant it would be crazy for us to go through everything we did just to let (a big deal) get in the way. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU MY BOO !

Lowkey in the back of my head thinking this

I know I said these things but I cant hold you to anything. You could be over me and my shit and want another relationship. I have to deal with that. If you want some buff white english indie guy to come love you then that the way it'll be.

Deep down I want it to be though. Like I want to be your knight. Your dark knight _wink wink_. I know eternal life is a big thing for you and I'd like to be there with you to. I dont really know if I'll be accepted up in heaven. Even if i am a Christian. Im hard on myself like that. Id rather let more deserving people go to heaven. Idk why I put myself. Its just me. I just see potential in others. More so than in myself. I see my purpose on earth as a chance to help others. You know. Plus im sure when (i cant remember the name of it) the blue lights come down and take people to heaven. Im sure I'll meet you up there. Your just so scared of messing up like one thing and I get it I was like that 2. Id make sure everything was planned out. Truth is. I hd to stop being scared in order to move forward. Like after my car accident. I was terrified to drive again. I couldnt deal with driving. But i had to get over it. And I know you blame yourself and God for what happened. Please dont. Everything happens for a reason. I feel like that stuff taught me a lesson about being calm and calming myself down. It definitely wasnt God punishing you for being with me. Again not trying manipulate you or preach to you or try to change your thoughts. Its just my opinion. All I'm hoping you do is consider what I'm saying. I really truley am sorry about everything but at the same time. Everything that happened has happened and its made us who we are. If given the chance I'd do it again.

Also lowkey I'd love to celebrate 2 years with you. #nopressure. Like seriously I'm being serious but at the same time dont stress you cute little head about it. If it doesnt happen it doesnt happen.

My eating habits have gotten worse. Idk. Im lowkey scared im dying. I want to go to the doctor but its expensive and I've been such a burden on my parents. I'm pretty sure I can wait a couple years before getting it checked up.

My new glasses are cool. You have to see yhem in person. That another thing. I thought i wouldve seen you by now just driving or something. But i guess you only really drive to church and home. Or to someones house or like a party thing.

Happy 21st birthday baby. Wow. Your getting like so old. I still remember falling in love with the 19 year old you. Look how far we came. A whole 2 years. Youve grown so much since then. Firstly you don't bump into cars xD. Jk. You really have become such a grown up and I've been blessed being there with you. You became independent and youve become yourself. Its was a wild trip but to see you come out on top has been worth it. You deserve the world. And if anyone tries to hurt you / stop you, send em my way. Youre one of the most beautiful intelligent cutest amazingest bestest person in the whole world. Happy Birthday Boo.

The boo tattoo. We getting em together ? Also all your stuff is still here so if you do move out invite me over sometime so i can drop off these things. Lowkey your life is amazing and spontaneous and I have huge FOMO (fear of missing out). You don't to worry about me tho. I've been waiting to do things with you.

Moving out. Yeah. Its a big possibility next for me. I remember you originally said we can't live together which sucked but made sense. So. If you ever need a place to stay. Call me. I'll set up a guest bedroom for you.

I wasnt going to with your dad a happy birthday because you never with mine I dont think. But im not a monster like you. Jk lol. You probs just forgot.

Also it really sucks you cant speak 2 me. Your not an asshole. I just wish you could've helped me calm down.

Im sorry this was so long. I'm sure Ive forgotten things and said things I shouldnt have but tbh its been kinda theraputic for me. Like I feel a lot better having got thise things off my chest. You dont have to reply to anything yet. Cause I know your brains busy atm. If you can acknowledge that you seen it that would be nice. But ja. Please dont take anything Ive said personally or strongly. I just blurped things out and yes things do have meaning. But it takes two to tango. I desperately want to tango with you though.

Ps I love you

Pps Im sorry

Ppps take me back

Pppps jk. not jk

Yours truly

Triston Kyle Pillay (Penguin)

3:36 Vala is today. Shhhh

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kxlebcross · 4 years

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[ even numbers for the weird asks, pleaseeee ]

me: has to google what are even numbers lol

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops, cuz after that i can munch on the lil lollipop stick too which keeps me busy lol

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? i know it totally doesn’t look like that but i used to be the class’ smart kid who participated in all kind of competitons and shit like that, was in the school choir, went to music school... so yeah, i was pretty much your average nerd, but then i grew up stewpid haha

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? a weird mix of tomboy and grunge, depending on the day and actual mood, weather and whatever the hell i got clean lol

8. movies or tv shows? movies - i usually lose interest in every series after like... 2-3 episodes? i only finished like 3-4 deries in my whole life so i guess the number speaks for itself

10. game you were best at in p.e.? i used to be pretty good at volleyball back then, though i was always considered too short to be on the school team haha

12. name of your favorite playlist? am 4:44 with a little moon emoji, made by yours truly (aka me)

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? i don’t really eat sweets... but when i do i go for sour jellies but idk if that counts as candy haha

16. most comfortable position to sit in? have you ever saw one of those “bisexuals can’t sit normally” memes? pretty much all of those, i always sit in random poses until my back gives in, i don’t have a favorite position tho

18. ideal weather? the summer night’s warm weather with a little breeze, maybe with some clouds... but i usually enjoy rains and thunderstorms too unless i have to go out because then i’m like bruh

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? depends on what i have to write - for school notes i usually use a notebook and/or my laptop; for stories - my laptop or my phone’s notes if the inspiration gets me outside; everything else i’ll just write on random scraps of paper or in random notebooks just to never find them again haha

22. role model? i don’t really.... have one? i rather have a motto to live by but i don’t really look up to anyone tbh

24. favorite crystal? don’t have one, i dunno shit about crystals lol

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? go out for a nice walk or some drink with my friends, walk my cat outside or just chill on my balcony with a boo while terrorizing my neighbors with a randomly chosen edm playlist

28. five songs to describe you? human by sevdaliza badmind by kuzi scar by foxes throat full of glass by combichrist 5:3666 by machine gun kelly

30. places that you find sacred? uhhh..... i can’t really think of any that would fit here? but i never really step in weird plant formations in forests and shit like that, cuz better be safe than sorry

32. top five favorite vines? i literally only have one favorite vine and it’s the two guys chillin in a hot tub, thats it

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? every seasonal whiskas one because of the baby cats.... but other than that i haven’t seen an ad in ages, i don’t have tv and use adblock on pc haha

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? i...c an’t remember, it was probably one of the rage comics or trollface comics? can’t really recall tbh it was ages ago

38. lemonade or tea? lemonade, with lots of ice cubes and mint, give it to me pls

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? well in elementary some guy from the older classes took a sh*t then went to one of the classrooms to wipe his ass with the curtains there lol also some other time someone pissed out of the window on the first floor in high school someone gassed the whole school with pepper spray, but like an insane amount, and everyone went immediately panic mode, police and firemen were called, the whole school evacuated..... and the one responsible for that had to pay like an insane amount of money for the police/fire dept. action haha

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? pants pockets, i don’t trust jacket pockets cuz they usually dont have a lil zipper to close them up and i’d totally lose my phone if i put it there, im stewpid like that

44. favorite scent for soap? orange-vanilla or some other citrus-y scent

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? anything oversized will do with some pants/underwear

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? probably a grapefruit, fucking bitter about everything lmao

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? once i laughed at a plastic bag being dragged around by the wind for like 10 minutes while being fucked up drunk... does that count?

52. favorite font? hands down times new roman

54. what did you learn from your first job? that the customer isn’t always right and that apparently i had a knack for putting down tiles

56. favorite tradition? does halloween count? i love halloween

58. four talents you’re proud of having? i’m a really good driver.... and i think that’s it? i really can’t come up with anything else... does being loud and obnoxious sometimes count? and i think i’m good enough with people too... and i think i’m a good listener? idk, i’m pretty useless tbh

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? give me the good old horror and make me the obnoxious side character who rarely ever speaks cuz no one ever asks them anything, that would pretty much resemble my actual life

62. seven characters you relate to? bojack horseman, sal paradise, loki from mcu, wednesday addams, oba yozo from no longer human, richie tozier, holden caulfield

64. favorite website from your childhood? club penguin! i wasted sooooo much time on there, sheesh....

66. favorite flower(s)? i really like succulents and ferns! and cactuses... or anything that’s low maintenance tbh

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? licorice... and also cucumber lemonade, gross

70. left or right handed? right

72. worst subject? i’m really bad with history and physics, i’m just way too dumb for those

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? around 9-10, i’m pretty much used to all my chronic pains and tbh i don’t like taking pain meds cuz i always have to take double because once i was misdiagnosed and spent almost a year on painkillers so barely anything works for me now... thanks public healthcare

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? fries... i’d love some now, i’m actually hungry

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? coffee from gas station, now pretty much all of them have decent coffee machines and the prices are okay too and i definitely trust them more than any boxed sushi ever

80. earth tones or jewel tones? jewel

82. pc or console? i grew up as a pc kid and tbh never had the money for a console so i just got stuck with it haha

84. podcasts or talk radio? if i necessarily have to choose then podcasts

86. cookies or cupcakes? both as long as its witch choccie

88. your greatest wish? let’s be realistic - i’d like to have my own place and little car and cats and i’d be all good

90. luckiest mistake? drunk kissing this one guy from my esports team after telling him i was a lesbian and he told me he had a girlfriend, it was stewpid tho, lets not get back to it

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? sunlight and fairy lights, the latter necessarily in blue, it’s just neat and doesn’t bring in all the mosquitos at summer when i leave the window open

94. favorite season? spring

96. desktop background? some assassin’s creed logo fanart i’ve found on alphacoders

98. favorite historical era? i.... really...... hate....... history...... blame it on my middle school teacher who made me hate it lol

#answered #kush speaks #thanksies <3 #kuwentista #i really cant do math huh......

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