#im sorry i know this is really fucking sad but his pose is SO FUNNY
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what's that, another AF post? featuring all of the designs i.. for some reason never posted! read below the cut for more info and yes im aware some of these poses are garbage these are once again in my old style i drew these like weeks ago :sob: also the text below is Stupidly long so bear with me
bet you're wondering "gee, steven, where's cyalm/celesteal and voixer?" Welllllllll there's a bit of a problem with those designs and it's called "i might of taken a bit too much inspiration from a different artist's designs and i dont remember said artist's username" and so i'd feel REALLY bad for posting them (which is sad because voixer is my favorite design of literally all the ones i drew)
anyways, some design notes
arrolin was an actual fucking pain to design. red/green is such a difficult color combo to work with. i originally tried adding yellow but a challenge i wanted to do for this artwork is stick as close to the original palettes as much as possible
mino and morward are meant to reflect on each other since morward is meant to just look like mino but Advanced since.. here they're both robots
solgon and naen are married you can't convince me otherwise thats why i gave them rings
(yes i know naen is doing the "you know i had to do it to em" pose)
signol is a deliberate design disaster. i love them. (i also made them genderfluid because i said so)
i made shallare look like the most Guy of All Time with intent he's meant to look like if a normal ass guy was a point
i've already uploaded stratosfear in a different post so i'll probably post my own design for the first star savior later since i dont have any actual art for them besides a low effort sketch
pasless looks like a farmer i'm gonna be real i had no idea how else to incorporate Woah he's the guy that represents The Past (tm) other than make him look like a farmer
yawgate is meant to straight up deadass have a portal in his torso like i just thought it was a sick idea so i did that no i didnt think of the consequences
please ignore compale's shoes. they're meant to have snow shoe spikes but i cannot draw perspective for shit
ploque is best described as having designed to look like he'd work at home depot
ixol is meant to look like they made hawaii part II miracle musical into a personality trait
anshine is just an angel bro idk what else to say about him i made him very angelic looking to contrast stratosfear looking demon-y
ulipse was very fun to draw idk why also i have no idea where i got the inspiration for her design other than just "damn what if i made her more fem presenting because all of the other points are very neutral or masc barring signol"
and finally, staraza! my design for the second star savior! they have no personality atm i just think they're neat i gave them three colors and made them a point because... Well funny story i was on actual AF2 restored and someone said something along the lines of "point star savior ocs are bad" and i was like, internally. "fuck you" and decided to do it out of spite
I'll post a celesteal/cyalm/voixer design eventually but idk if it'll be the one i use personally
Also how the fuck do i tag any of this im just not gonna tag all of the characters i cant be bothered im sorry
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This or That: Writer Edition!!!
tas tagged by the amazing @vacantgodling :3 i tag...whoever sees this 👁️👁️ no really. dewit
historical or futuristic
FUTURISTIC 100%. historical shit can be…very boring to me, usually cuz its all very repetitive? And to me its usually way too grounded in established reality and focuses a ton on aesthetic. like history is pretty much done, but the future is absolutely unwritten and unknown to for me its more interesting to speculate abt (pushes my ww1 horror story and 1200s zombie apocalypse story under the bed)
2. the opening chapter or closing chapter
opening, cuz its easier and more exciting to figure out while the closing chapter tends to beeee hard to figure out and kinda sad for me? cuz its over dfvfv like its the END. and u gotta figure out a satisfying wrap up for all these characters and plotlines and all that, which is a monumental task in and of itself (to me) EVEN THOUGH. i agree, working backwards can often hepl tremendously in working out how everything goes (i say this cuz i actually know the ending of my wip Typhoon Landing, so its easier to map out in a way)
3. light & fluffy or dark & gritty
dark and gritty ig? although it can be overdone in a way, where theres next to no levity and people bask in its grittiness. light and fluffy however can be boring and bleh, i'll take dark and gritty over that any day
4. animal companion or found family
found family for sure. i rarely have signifigant animal companions in my story cuz…well, theyre pets. the only one i can think of rn is EFJ, Dez's eventual cat who can TALK, but even then she doesn't get much attention story wise. she's just someone Dez can talk to and take care of v-v but yeh all my stories tend to have a semblance of found family huehue
5. horror or romance
HORRORRRRR cuz i don't have the patience for romance ig lol. i also don't really care for it :p way less interesting to me than horror
6. hard or soft magic system
it depends? i prefer hard magic typically but in the case of certain settings like Discworld, the soft magic system is extremely interesting and feels natural to the world and stories! but for stories like FMA, the hard 'magic' system being built around chemistry and math is like WHHOOAA and its super cool and neat to me. so…either is fine!! if i find it interesting and that it fits in the world it resides in
…actually u know what im gonna be a hater for a sec. one magic system that i absolutely fucking abhor is the H/P system like what the actual fuck. it makes genuinely no sense like evidently u had wizards disappearing their own shit in the 1300s but if ONE FUCKING KID does a self defense on a malevolent entity that will CONSUME HIS FUCKING SOUL ALONG WITH OTHERS, u go to wizard court and yur banned from magic 5evar. the ghosts of dead students haunt the halls of britain wizard school wtf what happened there. the whole blood quantity race thing with wizards who think humans are below them cuz they cant do magic yet they dont even know how dishwashers work (lets not even get into it how the very author is like 'yeah non-magic ppl are lame and stupid lol'). the full blown racism where other supernatural creatures and people are discriminated against like yur a wizard with lycanthropy?? yur a giant? fuck you kill yourself no youre not allowed to learn magic. the teachers and ministry despite knowing the threat that the ghost thingies pose (THEYRE ON SCHOOL FUCKING GROUNDS?? KIDS WILL BE SOUL SUCKED) and like theres TERRORISTS RUNNING AROUND and nobody teaches these kids self defense spells. on TOP of that, they STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL LMAOOO like that is so fucking funny to me, genuinely. like FUCK THOSE WIZARD KIDS FR LOL anyway im done
7. standalone or series
series cuz for the life of me i cant have short or self-contained stories. i grow too attached to characters and the world and it has to be drawn out to its full potential sorry not sorry
8. one project at a time or always juggling two+
im hyperfocusing on SE rn but i have like 15+ stories on the backburner rn rip to everyone who liked those specifically and havent seen em since
9. one award winner or one best seller
uuuh i dunno? i dont think either of these things will happen for me cuz my works are uh…weird? but i think a bestseller would be kinda cool maybe…
10. fantasy or sci-fi
sci-fi!!!! i love to blend both genres tho so rules can be bent more- and i generally do hate how many sci-fi fans these days are all ''REALISM!! ACKTCHUALLY THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN BECUZ-'' idc its fake. i love earlier sci-fi stories where its just crazy bullshit. cowboys on alien planets. sword and planet, with barbarians and knights with super futuristic technology. Alien planet where the ocean itself is the alien intelligence. FRANK HERBERT'S DUNE WHERE DRUGS PRODUCED BY MOUNTAIN SIZED WORMS IS THE BASIS FOR INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL; THE DRUGS ALSO GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO PERCIEVE SPACE AND TIME OUTSIDE OF REALITY. fucking shit like godzilla where an iguana was exposed to radiation and turned into a massive monster who terrorizes cities. like bring that shit back like thats my heroine. i want WEIRD SHIT!!!
11. character or setting description
character description cuz its simply easier vv' descriptions in general are hard for me
12. first or final draft
ive never even completed a draft please no talk to me-
13. love triangle in everything or no romantic arcs
FUCK LOVE TRIANGLES FR i hate that shit with a passion dont even get me started. i dont even give af abt romance in stories anyway so i'd rather have no arcs goddamn >:/
14. constant sandstorm or rainstorm
constant rainstorm plz, forever :3
#tag game#eheheeeee#anyway believe it or not i have so many opinions on a lot of things-#like sometimes i wanna talk abt those opinions but wtv#bleh bleh bleh
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Gotham season 4x7-14
4x7
- "I ain't dead yet." "Just measuring for when you are."
- Bruce is just sad and irritable. It's Gotham though so obviously he's being haunted by ra's or something
- headhunter.
- "allegedly". really...babygirl....
- headhunter is the funniest bitch here
- the freaking hair gets higher every scene
- "they're incompetent and unreliable" accurate
- only in Gotham......
- Jim so boring as usual
- oh my god the rich kids.
- Bruce has the just standing there pose
- "then sucks for you."
- NOT HIM! LOVE BRUCE....
- "good, cuz I don't have any."
- girlboss crew
- "now that's just mean."
- LMAO. why'd he kill him? Just annoyed, I guess.
4x8
- fellas is it gay to dress up and pretend to be your ex best friend and rival as a costume
- kind of fucked up also. like in multiple ways
- THE SPARKLY SUIT................!
- STRAIGHT FROM THE SLAUGHTER SWAMP
- Im obsessed with his glittery suit. Obsessed .!
- "he's a disgrace." "What does that make you?"
- "and you don't know him, so you don't get to laugh."
- "trust me, it's a great idea, but far too messy to be practical."
- "do you know what this means?" "Yeah, you owe me an apology for electrocuting me."
- "your enemies will know it was you."
- "oh, crud."
- Sofia is kinda awesome not gonna lie. The more we see her the more I like her.
- I LOOOOVE Oswald and his little orphan friend.
- "that might be a little overly ambitious."
- "we're more than friends. We're conspirators."
- eds little dramatic ass
- "winner takes....me! eheheheh."
- tabby the tigress
- the tabby/butch drama is actually pretty fun
- Bridgit is also fun
- Bullock has just not been happy for a long time, so I guess it's the natural consequence of things.
- OS TEACHING THIS KID TO STAB PEOPLE....
- he's holding back because he didn't want the kid to see it. actual character development?
- "I get melodramatic under pressure."
- this is awesome lee character arc.
- "a mercy killing, if you ask me." God, I love her.
4x9
- what is HE up to?
- "the issue is the person who ordered his appointment."
- ooooh. "you do realize she is LITERALLY my only friend."
- well, Oswald always found snitching a very useful skill for himself.
- Alfred said me and my emo son are going camping
- he's been cooking them...."a taste".....
- I do love a modest proposal.
- ARE THEY IN MATCHING OUTFITS?
- Oswald is purely gay but I am not I am looking at Sofia's dress I'm sorry women.....I Am Looking
- THE MATCHING HAIR. HEEHEE
- MARTIN! LEAVE HIM ALONE
- pyg is fucking camp this is so fun
- this is kinda funny given that penguin has technically cooked people before
- YES PENGUIN kill his ass
- also he has purple streaks in his hair.
- os is like I've had Martin for only a week but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
- "but what you were going to do for Martin....that was real."
- "I avenged my parents death. Nothing changed. It made no difference. What did I do it for?"
- OOOH BRUCE THAT IS MEAN AS FUCK.....
- now, see, that is a betrayal, if you were there.
4x10
- ave Maria again
- so I guess that's just how it is for this dude
- she's playing both sides, but to what end?
- so does Ed just wear his hair like that now.
- "look at him. it's what he lives for."
- HI VICTOR!
- I feel actually....really bad for him.
- "hog wild for the pyg...." LMAO
- "you're a has been." "EXCUSE ME?"
- hm. she's smart.
- "I see you crawled out from whatever rock you were under."
- who did that to the clinic?
- LOVE how she's manipulating Jim, too, but he's less emotional.
- "I think we've both put up with Sofia for long enough."
- MARTIN!
- I myself, can't relate, as my parents loved me without condition
- MARTIIIN.....
- I'm so sad .I'm so sad
- but, kind of makes sense. everyone he's ever loved has been killed by their association with him....so the only answer seemed to be, to bite the bullet and do it himself. Get it over with. Choose the strategic move, since choosing that heart has only ever led him to further ruin, losing everyone AND everything regardless.
- interesting plotline with Ed and Lee.
- YES! YES. GOD. "YOU DID A SPLENDID JOB OF DYING."
- IM GONNA FUCKING CRY aaaaaaaaaauuuugghhhhh
- the fuck is laszlo?
4x11
- Sofia's in trouble.
- barb: I'm sorry, what?
- you know why I came when penguin called?
- I'm glad I never killed you....
- WHO did that?
- penguin feels like it's his fault.
- the hair swoop.....
- victor loved falcone.
- Sofia planned it to frame Oswald. No one trusts him anymore, regardless of whether he did it.
- this is exactly what she wanted.
- god, I love the sirens.
- "I am guessing he has great leadership skills."
- victor turned because he believes that Oswald killed falcone......and that's who he will always be loyal to.
- Bruce is just having a bad time. "I'm not who you thought I was, I'm not who my parents wanted me to be."
- this is.....a way to handle things.
- SHE set him up too?
- Sorry whenever they fire Alfred all I can think about is holy B@man musical
- penguin and.........JEROME?
4x12
- ivy? is ivy back?
- is she in....a chrysalis?
- she looks....different.
- "well, that's a hell of a thing."
- that's a morale breaker.
- butch :)
- I love 'creepy' toys. so nice I would love to hang out there
- why do they have guns.
- I think the son did it actually.
- the sirens club ad.....
- (flatly) "you'll like it. It's nice."
- idk man we already did this shit with Kringle why do we need another random lady with an abusive partner. I'm not saying it's an awful plot but we literally had one just like it. I guess it's unlikely to end with Alfred's incelification, buuut. It's not very interesting is it.
- the poison ivy of poison ivy is preddy cool.
- 'i seem to maintain a very good relationship with all my exes."
- nevermind. He got framed.
- well he's back into the rhymes huh?
- "that is SO Gotham."
- "so you're partners with Ed? Why?" "I'm right here."
- "oh, boy."
- Bullock?
- why would ivy attack Selina?
- to demonstrate it, I guess.
- he doesn't remember. huh. back on this plot again, I guess.
- bitches be like I'm fighting my demons and the demons are bisexuality
- "well, I haven't missed you." gasp.....
4x13
- so this is ivy ivy. is it kind of sad I liked childish ivy better.
- the body horror of her powers are fun.
- os is back here all over again.
- goose the juice....
- how did they make ivy so boring.
- hiii Alexander Siddig
- Oswald is not having fun.
- I hate this ivy.
- HES GOT THE MUSTACHE...
- and os in a top hat.
- he's the saddest wet cat in the entire world.
- can't you guys flirt like normally
- oopsie.
- "okay, that was clever-ish."
- "yeah that's a spoon." "It is ALSO a fork"
- Jerome genuinely likes games, I guess.
- sorry I hate you ivy. this plot sucks big balls
- are you guys gonna tell me that the iconic bat cave scene doesn't even happen in real life.
- this is stupid. Jim Gordon shut up challenge.
- "I saw you. You had a mustache" awesome line.
- he's sending a letter to dear Eddie. but I bet he doesn't even remember visiting.
4x14
-booo ivy we hate your pussy
-girlbossing? No, they're girl plotting.
-"we all have to make sacrifices" we hate your pussy too
-to be fair. Bruce was a dick. But also he's like seventeen. So I'm pretty confident he will come around.
-"can we be friends again?"
-OH YEAH. I FUCKING FORGOT THEY DID THAT WITH PEPPER
-"we're too late." "No, we aren't." He just sleeps like that. Lmfao
-bullock and Gordon divorce arc
-once I find my pants.
-a complete set of encyclopedias minus the t. plus twenty bucks.
-awesome (lying) Edward is suicidal. this DEFINITELY won't affect me
-jims like I know one thing about harvey- he's stupid
- Ed.......
- well, I guess Bruce is trying to be better again.
- or....not? He got embarrassed and left.
- okay or now we gotta do the hero stuff. Whatever.
- ivy versus cat.....
- goddamn Sofia. eds gonna kill her ass.
- half of Mississippi. who cares
- I knew youd come....
- one whose name I wouldn't speak.
- but because he's earned it.....
- kinda gay bro. kinda gay
- "reunion" My ass. so are they like, cool, about the whole murdering his girlfriend and freezing him in ice thing?
- "I'm gonna need your help to make it right" Why are you gay.
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adrien, you good bro?
#im sorry i know this is really fucking sad but his pose is SO FUNNY#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug spoilers#miraculous ladybug season 4#mlb spoilers#ml spoilers#glaciator 2.0#adrien agreste#tizzy talks#glaciator 2
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but imagine, maybe if kells were to be more fearless, more fearless but stupider and more delusional, what if kells just acts like em was more than his fuck buddy, em is cold but he lets it happen, so kells continues to act as such, just happy that em is allowing his affection. eventually though, because of course it will happen unavoidably, after some few weeks, em has had enough of kells’ gay shit, that theyre nothing, that they were supposed to just be relieving some tension in their lives through each other, and to stop acting like he, a straight man, could be in love with someone like him. kells tears only escapes his eyes once em was gone, he sobs on his bed, screams into the bedsheets, willing himself to stay mad, but his will wasn’t strong enough, so he ends up just crying himself to sleep.
but kells does stop though, the next time em comes into their room (they might as well call it their own with how long their arrangement has spread out), kells wipes himself, and himself only, instinctively tucking too short strands of hair behind his ears, his own body forgetting he had already cut it, and he leaves with a half hearted look over his shoulder to bid “bye, mathers.”
and em? oh marshall hated how his lips twitch into a swiftly aborted smile at seeing colson forget the length of his own hair, hated how he felt the blood drain from his body with the boredom with how colson said his farewell, was he getting bored with him? but before he could ask what was the matter, the blond has already left the room, not even in a hurried way, it felt more like a child exiting the dining room to retreat back into the comfort of their room. he hated it, colson usually was the one left in the room alone, his six-foot-four ass pouting, silently coaxing him to stay by gently scratching his scalp. and when he remembered what he had said. he hated that he hated it because it was within his control, because fucking up was within his conscious, sober control.
marshall missed how affectionate colson was, of course he does, it was one of the best things to happen to him, he was one of the best things to happen to him. he doesnt know whether colson is getting colder with him or he’s just experiencing withdrawal of his warmth. he cant reach out and tell him he’s sorry, or tell him he was wrong and that he can love him freely again and to never stop loving him, because god forbid Eminem admit he miscalculated. colson was a sad and cold for, at most, a week and a half, then something changed, he was still unaffectionate towards the older man but he was happy. he didn’t dare pry because what the fuck does he care about the kids life?
he got his answer when colson didn’t show up to their usual meet up, and ignoring all his phone calls and texts, his phone blew up about an SNL member apparently has come out of the closet as bisexual and has already found himself a boyfriend. it was pete. he was quite fond of him, he made him laugh easily enough, funny kid. he read the first paragraphs of the article before he was introduced to a video titled “Pete Davidson Comes Out, Bestfriend Turned…”, the title was cut off, and he didn’t even think about it, and click the video.
it was pete’s normal place next to colin jost for weekend update, “so i would just really like to let you guys know that i am bisexual, which means i like dudes and chicks, and apparently im fitting right in by being a stereotype among the community to fall for your straight bestfriend.” pete explained himself,
colin faces pete, looking apologetic, “aw im so sorry to hear that man, that must be so difficult for you,”
“huh? oh nah, i just thought he was straight, y’know? i mean i never asked, but y’know, he’s my bro, my best friend, of course im gonna tell him, i don’t wanna seem like a pervert, i already look like one” the audience laughs, pete gently laughs along with them, and colin just smiles his perfect teeth.
“but yeah, i told him, i liked him, and he said he liked me too, so of course i was like ‘no nonono like as a… homosexual, dude’ and he said ‘yeah man i know what you meant’ and here we are” pete lowers his voice then he smiles closed but genuine.
colin looks into the cameral for a split second then look to pete, “well, uh… are we going to meet who you gracefully confessed to?” pete lets out a small laugh and says, “ uh yeah, if it wasn’t obvious enough, machine gun kelly is my boyfriend,” pete puts his hands on his hips and strikes a pose, possibly to make the situation feel less intimidating.
marshall almost doesn’t believe it, almost convinces himself that that was just a skit, until low and behold, machine gun kelly walk into frame, shaking che’s and colin’s hand, their lips are moving but marshall didn’t understand what was being said, its almost like he isnt within his own reality, then colson goes over to pete, he hugs him, then pete stands up and they both lean in to kiss, pete’s arms around colson’s slim waist, colson’s hand cup petes cheeks, the other on his jaw. they smile, fuck, if that smile didn’t just felt like it was ripping his sternum in half, he wouldve thought was cute.
he’s finger instinctually turns off his phone, he stares at a wall, next thing he knows, he’s angrily crying, harshly wiping the wetness on his face.
#emgk#well its more like pelly#angst#lmao#i got carried away shit#it was supposed to be shorter than this#but i don’t know how to condense my thoughts so have this word vomit of a fic
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rattrap for the ask game *poses*
you got it boss (little accent like rattrap. you have to imagine it)
favorite thing about them
its fucking RATTRAP dude. hes my best friend. all jokes aside he is the PERFECT and i mean PERFECT "guy who acts silly but is deeply tragic" character if you just take some time to think about him. hes annoying but in such a charming, funny little way, but he can be so genuine and real at times. i love that in a character. and the reason i call him a "perfect" version of that trope? because you have to think about him in order to see it. a perfect silly guy whos harboring sadness should also fool the audience at times, not just the people around him. hes such good analysis fodder that no one really takes up because. well. dinobot is right there and i cant really blame them for that.
least favorite thing about them
he is, in fact, so fucking annoying sometimes. like at the end of the day i love him, but he is sooooo annoying. especially the whole "are you secretly a pred" thing. like. we get it you dont like predacons can we move on. (picks him up under his arms like a cat)
favorite line
theres so many but if ONLY to force people to know he said this, im going to say the fact in season 2 episode 5 "maximal no more," rattrap has the audacity to say, IN A KIDS SHOW, "you really get off on this commander gig, dont ya?"
brOTP
every single relationship rattrap has in this show is insane. a platonic one i dont think people talk about enough is him and optimus. they have one of the funniest i have seen because its so unclear how they know each other past the whole "im your commander" thing. like did they know each other before this? are they long time friends and its friendly sleights? or is it just like genuinely they barely know each other and act like this. so many questions never to be answered ever
OTP
i mean. of course im gonna say it. im a poly maximals fiend. rattrap is dating rhinox and is dating dinobot and dinobot is dating optimus who btw has a very deep profound relationship with rhinox dont ask and cheetor is their son. you know
nOTP
i... dont really think ive ever encountered a rattrap ship in the wild that i supremely hated...? i guess the general ground rule of "dont ship anyone with cheetor" applies but nothing rattrap specific. i would just mostly be baffled by anything else but i guess nod and move on..?
random headcanon
beast wars takes place in a post earth connected to cybertron society. i think rattrap is a real bostonian. i will not clarify further
unpopular opinion
uhhhhhhh... hm.... i dont really know what constitutes as an unpopular opinion here. can i just include a joke? can i say rattrap doesnt know what women are? can i make that in joke public? every time he talked about women in the show he thought it was slang for twinks. he thought airazor and blackarachnia were twinks. not clarifying further this is literally a bit
song i associate with them
sorry to everyone else ray this is just for you ぺこみこ大戦争 !! by REDALiCE
favorite picture of them
this, purely for the confusion it is going to cause the outside world
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Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️
Still Chapter 211
Son on son violence
Chapter 212
This dude pretty cute ngl
Shit, rip
AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺
It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔
Chapter 213
Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴
OYXITSITDITDLTD
Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS
🥺😭💞
Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh
Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you
I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao
I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33
Chapter 214
Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j
He really is just honest Igari
I love that he apologizes
Chapter 215
OJFOYDITDISTOTDG
HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭
THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY
Chapter 216
Burgir
GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD
That smile so cute...
Jyaku is a king
Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why
HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫
Chapter 217
Finally Jyaku got serious too
WITH HIS TOES 😭
King is just obsessed i luv him
HEHE HAIRY LEGS
It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf
Chapter 218
I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this
His damn beard... 💔
THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR
He has a good point
They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs
Chapter 219
Okay seems kinda into it <:/
Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/
That was so smart 🥺
Chapter 220
Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back
Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.
He did apologize at least
Chapter 221
Damn dude be a little more gentle with him
Oh, get was picking him up, okay
FR FR
🥺🥺🥺
FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG
Chapter 222
I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team
I want to eat an apple too now
That was fast
I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry
Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik
Chapter 223
Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/
Feet be fuming lmao
Ohhh that's a cool analysis
Chapter 224
What a good punch
That "please",,,
Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j
No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.
Chapter 225
It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win
Sad day for the Chinese citizens
Mf got tits in his back
This is gonna be so goodddd
Chapter 226
Look at the size of his tits, the slut
INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO
These two are cool fighters
Chapter 227
Old man showing skin
His smile is so fucked up lmao
Chapter 228
Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?
I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good
Retsu babey 🥺
I love how confused Yujiro looks
Chapter 229
Hey, i recognize that name...
Kaku just too op
Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg
Chapter 230
God that's such a good threat
Love Retsu's confusion
Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢
I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment
Chapter 231
God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍
YOOO THAT'S POG
Chapter 232
I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr
This fight is so satisfying
That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay
Fight so controversial comments were deactivated
Chapter 233
Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j
Okay yeah it IS just rude
Hohoooo shit getting nice
Chapter 234
This asshole lmao
Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol
Chapter 235
GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS
Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔
Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected
Chapter 236
Abs in his back...
Crying and shaking that is NOT true
DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU
LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!
I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh
Chapter 237
OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED
THE HEAD APPLAUSE
HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO
Yujiro surprised is good shit
GSJDUFTHSTD
KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO
Kaku has boyboss energy
Chapter 239
This cover almost gives me a stroke
I love how they all just shat their pants
These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return
Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before
King i don't think any of us understands
It really is
CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!
Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭
Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j
Chapter 240
Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname
...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭
I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭
Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao
Chapter 241
HORRIBLE fit Baki
CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰
Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺
Oh hey Jr
You gonna fuck his girl, bro?
Chapter 242
So straight forward lmao
I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more
AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞
This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984
Chapter 243
Grandpa they shrunk you
Chapter 244
Kings idc about this
Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao
Such a nice lad
Chapter 245
Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,
MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER
Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞
These men love throwing their glasses eh
Chapter 246
If only Igari and Toba had done this lol
OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT
Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh
HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳
Scenes that give me a boner
CHU...
Such a good callback...
Chapter 247
My man got serious, sweet
Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?
YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT
I love that blocking technique
OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀
I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique
Chapter 248
Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered
A kiss? 😏 /j
When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry
Chapter 249
What a way to cockblock em
Feminist icon
Jack is that the only sweater you own?
Chapter 250
I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot
Jr like 🥺
Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster
Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao
Jack needs to bite people more
Chapter 251
My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's
Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?
Chapter 252
DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS
Looked like Jack was going for a handful
Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad
Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?
Chapter 253
You are tempting your luck sunny boy
Look at that, you pissed him off!
You cannot just know out jack hanma bro
HHH
This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic
Chapter 254
Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?
OKAY THANKS JACK
Such a simp he downed that coffee cup
Grandpa put here cockblocking
Chapter 255
"no he didn't >:/"
These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw
Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭
FOR FUCKING REAL JR
STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭
Chapter 256
Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳
Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary
Chapter 257
Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt
GET HIS ASS KOZUE
OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!
Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles
HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE
King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see
His shoes look so nice...
OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!
Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark
Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴
This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg
Chapter 258
Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj
THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐
If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage
He has been thru worse, sunny boy
Niceee
Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴
Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella
I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol
#luly talks#btg#i ran out of space but that's good cuz im sleepy and have 3% of battery lol#i wanted to reach chapter 260 but this works#14 last episodes for tomorrow woo#baki liveblog
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MY THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE SANGATSU NO LION LIVE ACTION PT. 1
⚠️SPOILERS BELOW!!!⚠️ (also super long post warning?? i have a lot of thoughts sorry)
- they cremating the bodies in front of the whole family???? japanese people mad asf
- ACTUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW A TEENAGER'S APARTMENT WOULD LOOK IF THEY LIVED ALONE IN IT
- i love how in the movie Kiriyama's almost skeletal, like you can see how loose his uniform is
- SO THE SHOGI BUILDING EXISTS IRL??? BITHC IM SHOOK
- ok Kouda's terrible and all but the actor looks so much like him it's almost scary
- Gouto in the anime 🤢 <<<<< Gouto in the live-action 😍
- wtf is up with Smith's hair like 😭 sir this is why Matsumoto chose Akari instead of u
- "even tho u don't have any friends" "I know that already." KIRIYAMA AND HAYASHIDA'S INTERACTIONS ARE SO NICE I LOVE THEM
- "since I'm a minor, I'll have a juice" boy u literally could've chosen anything else but u ordered a fucking juice. perhaps do u want some crayons and some paper too??
- it's almost embarrassing how in my country kids start drinking at like 12 yo but Kiriyama after one shot is literally dying on the concrete
- AKARI IS SO PRETTY AJNSJIFKJN
- NIKAIDOU MY BOY MY MAN MY PAL MY BROSKI I LOVE U
- also screaming in a megaphone in front of the whole school not realizing he's embarrassing his friend? big kinnie moment
- fuck yeah Hina dressing like an actual 15 yo, no more of that dress over jeans shit 🤢
- Gouto's back muscles >>>>
- MISAKI'S A WHOLE ASS MILF DAMN
- "you have great seniors" "we teach him how to get along in the society" SIMPS
- when Kyouko appears at Kiriyama's door in the anime he's like "omfg not this shit again" but in the live-action he's straight-up scared. i wonder if the director was hinting at something...
- ok no they were definitely trying to tell us something; like the body language, how he refuses to look her in the eyes... poetic cinema (but also really sad)
- THE EMOTIONS ARE SO FUCKING RAW IN THIS OMG I'M IN LOVE
- Kyouko Kouda shut the fuck hup challenge
- finally some representation of people who die after running for 50 meters
- I feel like I could enjoy this movie a fuckton more if I wasn't a highly emphatic person and if I knew how to deal with emotions
- shit, the actor who portraits Kiriyama as a child should get every prize there is
- psa that Smith canonically thinks Kiriyama's adorable
- also Akari has definitely a fat fetish like girl what the fuck is this
bestie you live with a middle schooler and a toddler, at least try to hide it
- "you're unexpectedly good looking, for a shogi player" sis you're just mad he's skinny af
- I really feel like they're exaggerating Nikaidou's character, like hurr durr look at him he's funny and he's fat :/ (or maybe I'm just not ready to face the fact that he's not as cute as I expected him to be idk)
- fuck bro I would've obliterated Kiriyama too 😭 we can't really blame Gouto he did what he had to do
- Kuranosuke Sasaki looks so much like Shimada, I love this cast
- but also why do they slam the pieces on the board?? is it their way of t-posing or something?
- Momo really just had to say "stop being mean >:(" and Kyouko shut up, what a queen
- besties the worst thing about this movie is that Nikaidou isn't at least a head shorter than everybody else
- broke: Gouto's drinking water during the match with Shimada bc he's thirsty
woke: he's actually drinking vinegar to assert his dominance
- there's so much sexual tension, I'm not even kidding
- 🎵two rivals best friends in a limousine 🕺 they might kiss 😳
- *sees Shigeta at the workshop* I HAVE DIED EVERYDAY WAITING FOR YOU
- the pigeon guy looking kinda hot tho 👉👈
- aww in the movie Shigeta visits Nikaidou at the hospital with Shimada :D
- Nikaidou's voice is so deep and for what 😭 he's like "calm down Kiriyama, 👹 ÇÄLM DÕWN 👹"
- damn
Shigeta's canonically married
- I'm sad, the pigeon guy looks like he's about to cry :(
- ok now I'm the one who's crying, everyone's so proud of Kiriyama 😭
- they couldn't give us Kiriyama's green eyes, they couldn't give us short king Nikaidou, and now Souya's not even albino??? fuck this, I'm out (jk)
- where tf is Raidou????? who's this old dude???
- hell yeah Gouto, put him back in his place
- god if I were in Shimada's place I would have simply unalived myself
- SHIT THE TRAILER FOR THE SECOND PART IS CRAZY ASF WHEN TF DID MOMO GET KIDNAPPED
RATING: 9+/10, I absolutely fucking loved it, BUT:
- they really did my boy Nikaidou dirty, he seemed like a caricature of himself :(
- it took me 5 business days to finish it (ADHD? don't know her)
- overall, WATCH IT
#rei kiriyama#hinata kawamoto#akari kawamoto#momo kawamoto#nikaidou harunobu#kyouko kouda#kai shimada#morio shigeta#masachika kouda#gotou masamune#touji souya#misaki kawamoto#march comes in like a lion#march comes in like a lion memes#sangatsu no lion#sangatsu no lion memes#3 gatsu no lion#3 gatsu no lion memes
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ahahah thanks everyone........ (flushed) oh my god i hadnt actually thought about the petplay thing with the werewolf thing until like fucking yesterday but i dont know why b/c it just. makes sense. its like chocolate and peanut butter
sorry for infecting u all with diseases. i am a degenerate little fucker and anything that can be twisted into a severely D/S situation activates my fucking almonds. now u must suffer as i do
i dont normally go for AUs b/c i have a really hard time justifying it to myself but i think it would be really funny if one day benrey is just. werewolf. and gordons like "dude what the fuck" and benreys like "haha dude im pupy" and were just gonna pretend that he was a werewolf the entire time but it was never a full moon so gordon just didnt know. played completely straight
like. dying laughing at the idea of gordon being completely fucking confused, like, this doesnt make any sense. what kind of fuckin eldritch entity is just a bog-standard werewolf and benreys just like "yo werewolves can just do that tho." "bullshit. what kind of werewolves can do.....whatever the fuck you did?" "how would you know bro. you ever seen a werewolf before" and gordon is soundly defeated by facts and logic
i uhhh.......god i really cant let myself start thinking too hard about more wacky supernatural AUs just yet but i was rolling around something awhile ago that could be read as ghost AU if u wanted. so
the fuckin bit in part 3 where coomers like "i could climb inside of your suit and wear you like a puppet" had me like. what??? fuck??? you can do that???? and if he can do that, why cant benrey,
> Exactly. Let Benrey wear Gordo like a suit and make him do all the embarrassing stuff he's normally reluctant to do.
like. man. benrey just being so fuckin mean to him too like "look at you, lil gay boy, huh? betcha didnt even know you could look like this. since you got that stick in your ass all the time" and really relishing how he can just make gordon take whatever pose he wants, touch him wherever, or even just flat out refuse to until gordon gets over himself and asks him to
latches onto the flimsiest fucking excuse for ghost possession that this series will give me and fucking runs with it
so, like, gordons canonically got this whole sad thing about thinking that nobody really likes him and shit, right? dudes got kind of shitty self esteem. he probably doesnt even think that benreys weird come-ons are like, legit.
well what it we extrapolate that to him having bad self esteem about a lot of things. like, you know, how he looks. men really dont get told very often that they look good, and as a proud MIT bitch, its not much of a stretch to think that hes internalized a lot of the nerd dude belief that hes not, like, a chad, therefore nobodys ever gonna really think that hes attractive. and for the most part gordon seems to be a very socially-conscious guy, so hes not, like, full fledged incel about it, but still
anyway, point being: he doesnt get complimented very much, and he assumes its just a joke at his expense when benrey says shit like "likin the view from back here". so envision with me, if u will, benrey absolutely slutting him the fuck out while hes, and i quote, "wearing him like a puppet", and twisting him into all kinds of filthy positions and making him suck on his fingers and shit like that and basically forcing gordon to acknowledge that, yeah, he is kind of hot, actually.
really just embarrassing the shit out of him and humiliating him by making gordon watch himself do this stuff while benreys forcing him to keep his eyes open and really look at himself. like how could anyone not wanna fuck that, bro? for an MIT bitch, gordon is stupid as fuck (and he should really take offense to that, but, you know, theres all kinds of wires crossed in his head right now and being demeaned like this is doin it for him.)
(honks my clown nose) i really can just come up with infinite ways to humiliate this dude, huh
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Sincerely, Love and Affection
— genre ➙ fluff!!!
— words ➙ 2057 bitch
— member ➙ Yuta Nakamoto
— warnings ➙ slowburn! strangers to lovers! foreigner!
Note: this was done out of inspiration from Kismet by Froggyyong! please look it up on AO3!!! So in the spirit of that all words in italics are them speaking in Japanese! This is the first of many imagines and maybe a part 2, let me know! pls take it easy on me
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“HEY NO GO BACK” I yell at Hyuck because he can never seem to follow simple instructions. Everyone around us watching us play FIFA or on their phones, I know a few are in the kitchen doing whatever but right now I am trying to focus on kicking the other team’s ass.
“Hey I just wanted to give everyone a heads up, my sister is stopping by in a few” Taeyong yelled over the noise in the living room.
“Didn’t she just move back?” Mark called from the kitchen, why is everyone yelling out of nowhere, wait he has a sister?
“Is this the sister that Johnny thirsts after” Jaehyun chuckled out and nudged Johnny.
*SMACK*
“HEY, THAT HURT” Jaehyun whined.
“How old is she?” Sicheng called from the couch.
“HoW oLd iS SHe? What are you, 12???” Hyuck mocked him. Okay, now that was funny!
“I do not THIRST after her.” Johnny clears his name to the group.
“You cried when taeyong took her back to her hotel room because you couldn’t.” Ten laughed out, making everyone else start laughing with him.
“I WAS EMOTIONAL THAT DAY!” Johnny whined, with his face getting red.
“AS I WAS SAYING, shes going to come over and we are probably going to go to dinner so whoever wants to, can come.” he invites loudly so everyone can hear.
“ILL GO” Johnny screeched, standing up just for Ten to put his arm in front of him,
“First of all Johnny, Hyung said ‘come’ not ‘cum’ and secondly, you have a recording session with donghyuck, jaehyun, and I at 4 o’clock,” he said in response.
“When you try your best but you don’t succeeeeeddddd” Lucas starts yelling and Sicheng joins in, everyone laughing at Johnny all over again, myself included.
“I’m going to go get ready, everyone better have CLOTHES ON! IM LOOKING AT YOU JOHNNY!” Hyung yells leaving the room.
*Johnny cries in zipper*
“Hyung, has a sister?” I ask Ten, keeping my eyes trained on my player.
“Yeah, you and a few other members were busy with a photo shoot the last time she visited, remember?” he recalled, looking back at his phone.
Oh, I never really focused on it I guess.
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*knock knock*
“SHES HERE!” Hyung yells from his room.
*CHAOS ENTERS CHAT*
*Choking sounds in the background*
“JOHNNY IS DYING HELP!” Mark yells from the kitchen and everyone starts laughing al over again. Taeyong runs through the living room and opens the door as everyone crowds into the living room to greet her.
“Y/N!!!!!” he yells and covers her in a tight embrace. Wow, she’s a little thing, slim thick with your cute as-
“YONGIE!!!” she cheers back into his arms. AWWW even her voice is cute what the FUCK.
“Wait, is everyone here?? Wow!” she steps back, her eyes widening at the group, you can definitely tell shes hyung’s sister. Her eyes are so big, she looks like a little doll. I can finally understand the hype on Johnny’s part.
“Yeah, you haven’t met everyone yet,” Taeyong replied, guiding her further into the living room.
“Everyone this is y/n!” he presented to the class. Her little form bending to greet us all in unison.
“Hello! I’m a very big fan of the group! You all are so great! Especially this recent comeback! I have so much respect for you all!” she said sweetly, her smile is so heart-melting that everyone can’t help but smile back. It’s almost infectious.
“She’s so sweet” Sicheng coos.
“Look how cute” Lucas whispers.
“Johnny stop drooling!” Ten elbows.
“Y/n it’s so good to see you! You moved back finally!” Mark exclaimed, pulling her into his embrace. Are they a thing?
“Hey, Mark! It’s so good to see you too! And yeah ill text you my address so we can hang out again!” she states casually.
“AGAIN?! WHAT H-” Johnny’s voice being covered by Taeyong’s glare.
“Hey y/n! I’ve missed you so much, no one likes to go shopping much with me but you! So as soon as you get settled and arent too busy I’m treating you to a day of shopping!”
“I’ve missed you so much too Ten! Facetiming just isn’t the same and I would LOVE to go shopping! I can’t tell you the last time a man spoiled me!” she giggled out and I nearly choked. I say nearly because Johnny audibly choked and everyone laughed at him...AGAIN
“Hey y/n...do the thing I’ve been telling everyone about it, please!!! He has been acting like a total spaz since he heard about you coming back to Seoul.” Ten whispered to her.
“Cmon Ten, I can’t be that mean to him!” she whined out like a little puppy.
“Pleaseeeee?” he whined back.
“Fine,” he huffed out.
“Johnny?” she called, looking around past the group of boys until they met in gaze, he looks like he’s about to piss himself.
“Johnny!” she squealed, running to him and jumping into his arms. HIs huge form completely engulfing her, lucky little asshol-
“I think I missed you the most, you big teddy bear!” she muffled into his chest, his face turning a keen shade of red.
“I missed you too y/n!” he almost cried, is he smelling her hair?! She slowly unwrapped herself from him, waiting to be released, and she never was.
The End.
*Wheeze*
Taeyong stepping in to pull his sister from the giant as she winks at Ten and everyone laughing.
“So Johnny, why didn’t you call? I thought you missed me huh?” she pouted as she trailed her little finger down his chest flirtatiously. What a minx, no wonder Johnny was such a simp.
“I uh my um the Yong, I mean I’m aakjhladks I’m sorry, I gotta go to the restroom.” he blurted out, turning red all over again and leaving the room. God, so blatantly sexy, has a sense of humor, and she is so sweet I feel like I need a dentist on speed dial. WHAT A WOMAN LADIES AND GENTS.
“Y/n you remember Haechan and Doyoung right?” Hyung asks her, pointing them out as they wave.
“Of course! Hey!” she smiles and waves back at them, look at her so innocent and friendly.
“Hey, y/n I love your bracelet!” Hyuck tells her.
“Aww, thanks, Channie! And how are you holding up these days Doyoung?” she asks.
“I’m barely managing but thank you y/n.” Doyoung smiles at her, heading back to the kitchen. She’s so dainty and pretty, is it bad I just want to kiss her face. Her hair looks so soft and her voice sounds like butter. What the hell is wrong with me??
“I’ve been working on this for a little while so I think I’ve got it down pat, let me try,” she tapped her finger to her cheek, making her way over to all of us.
“You are Jungwoo, the sweet voice that also is always hungry?” she asked and smiled at him.
“HAHA yeah, hello hi!” he chucked and bowed to her, politely.
“Oh my lord, such an aegyo face!” she cheered at him as he posed for her, what a ham.
“You are Sicheng! Your voice is great! Your hair looks amazing by the way!” she greeted.
“Awww thanks! It’s so nice meeting you y/n!” he smiled and bowed to her.
“Taeil! Wow, your aura is just as striking in person!” she exclaimed getting to Taeil.
“Thank you! You look just like Taeyong but prettier!” he complimented with a bow.
“I get that a lot, especially with the hair. I like to see what colors work on him and use them to my advantage!” she laughed out. A sudden throat cleaning gets the attention Jaehyun is asking for
“And the notorious Jaehyun, who could miss such a face!” she smiles to him, he boldly grabs her hand and gives her a soft kiss to her knuckles.
“The gorgeous Y/n. I’m so sorry I had to leave so early last time,” he speaks softly to her, who does this handsome man think he is???
“Oh, its no problem at all! I understand really, I love your comeback photos by the way! The theme really suited you.” she complimented again.
“God, she is so hot! Do you think Taeyong would mind me getting her number?” Lucas whispered to Kun as everyone else was distracted.
“Hey man, that’s his sister!” Kun commanded.
“I know that’s why I said do you think he would mind. I mean she is so hot, I could cry!” he whispered back to him, no longer paying attention to the fact that she was now listening in as they were turned away from her.
“I think you’re very attractive too Lucas,” she whispered like she was in on the secrets passing between their lips. Kun and Lucas jumped so high she laughed and so did I. (HOw could you not when seeing this unfold).
“Oh my god! I am so sorry about him. Hello, I’m Kun and this is-”
“Lucas, of course, I’m actually a really big fan.” she smiled to him as he smiled back
“Oh really? Say less?” he chuckled lowly and started looking her up and down.
“DOWN LUCAS!” Yongie called out.
“Yes, WayV is actually my second favorite band entirely.”
“Oh, that’s cool! You should meet the rest of us then!” Kun added in, getting his phone out like Lucas.
“We should so do that!” she smiled.
“Here just give me yo-” Lucas fades into the background now… She’s looking at me... Her big doe eyes staring into mine. I feel my heart just drop to my balls. Her perfect form walking softly up to me, a gift of presence, really.
“And of course you are Yuta.” she smiles shyly at me.
“Hello! It’s nice to meet you y/n!” I say with the most genuine smile I think I’ve ever made.
“I think I’m a bigger fan of yours than Taeyongie’s! I was so sad I couldn’t meet you the first time!” she starts speaking to me sweetly and happily. Wait,
“You speak Japanese?” I ask, catching my jaw from its home now on the floor.
“Yongie didn’t tell you?” she quirked in confusion, looking at him and back at me.
“No, he just said that you moved back here, he never said anything else.” I chuckled in surprise, her pronunciation is so native-like. I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve heard such a clear pronunciation from a foreigner.
“He’s such a dummy, I just recently graduated with a major in Japanese Literature from the University of Tokyo. I’ve been living there for almost 5 years.” she giggled.
“You have no idea how happy I am to finally talk to someone in MY language! This feels like a breath of fresh air. That is so cool! He never said a word about it.” I ramble on, wondering how someone could dePRIVE ME OF SUCH HAPPINESS.
“It’s okay, I assumed he would either brag or neglect it altogether. I’m glad you enjoy the natural conversation if you ever just want to talk or vent in a way that’s easier for you, I’m always here! That’s if you want too…” she mumbled shyly, was that blush on her cheeks? God, she is so adorable.
“Of course yeah! I would love to talk more with you. Do you think it would be too much to ask for your number?” I asked, rubbing my hand on the back of my neck.
“Yes, Yongie can I have a pen?” she turns to her brother. With a confused face and everyone looking at her weirdly, he gives her the pen.
“All my friends back hom- well back in Tokyo all my friends call me Yua, so if that’s easier on the tongue you can call me that…” she recalled while writing her number on my palm.
“I’ll definitely text you later, is that okay?” I asked, looking at my palm and back at her.
“Can’t wait, it’s really nice meeting you Yuta.” she looked deeply into my eyes and took all my breath away.
“It’s nice meeting you too, Yua.” I smiled back.
“So Taeyong, show me your room so I can steal my beloved plush back!” she turned and call to Hyung.
No way…
#nct#nct smut#nct fluff#yuta#yuta nakamoto#nct yuta#nct imagines#yuta fluff#foreigner#strangers to lovers#slowburn#taeyong
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ok wrath of khan
- first of all quick review of the dominos vegan nuggets. (munch munch munch) verdict they’re like a 7/10 for vegan nuggets maybe a little generous theyre, like, that type where its like. you know how there’s different types well this is like chewier kind of like quorn but elevated you know what i mean anyways
- THE RED OUTFITS! YOU’RE ALL LOOKING SO DAPPER AND SMART. OHOLY SHIT
- ANY NEED WHATSOEVER FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR ENTRANCE LIKE THIS, KIRK- with the dramatic lighting and whatnot... KING we know its you-
- FURTHERMORE. TRYING TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF FUCKING SCREENSHOTS IM DROPPING IN BUT . (does a gay little pose that pisses you offf)
- kirk did you just call all your fucking friends old farts
- okay. does anyone want to fondly give me gifts of classic literature . be a little gay or whatever . im absolutely illiterate (and it shows) but there’s some romance there isnt there.
- happy birthday to us both, kirk (raises my glass) although there is some hilarity in me watching this to stop myself from having a birthday breakdown and well now im watching kirk have what one could only call a birthday breakdown
- FIRST OFFICER CHEKOV? KING, IM SO PROUD OF YOU.
- loving the slow, teasing reveal. i wonder who this antagonistic character is. wonder if he, perhaps, has any wrath.
you pick him up like a little kitten
- my hair looks really nice today this isnt to do with the movie also but yeah
- CHEKOV? OTHER DUDE? SORRY IM SO SORRY OTHER DUDE I DONT KNOW YOUR NAME YET YOU’VE SAID IT BUT I DONT REMEMBERSHIT
- kirk with his glasses. mister.
- okauy so yeah saavik is vulcan. i genuinely could not tell with the way her hair covers her ears. also you people are starting to become cowardly with the brows. i want those really intense >:| ones back, please.
- “im a vulcan. i have no ego to bruise.” this is a slight drag, which roughyl translates to: YOU, HOWEVER, MISTER KIRK, AS DEMONSTRATED IN STAR TREK: THE MOTION PIVTURE-
- (looks into the camera like im on the god damn office or whatever)
- god i missed this. the mccoy, kirk and spock dynamic. im thriving or whatever-
- FINALLY. WE ABOUT TO THROW SOME BITCHES AROUND THE SHIP. DRAMATIC FALLING. SCREAMING. FLINGING ONESELF WITH THE ARMS OUT AND GOING WHEE!
- MIGHT I ALSO JUST SAY. speaking of the original khan episode... literally no offence , even without hindisght or whatevr. the fact you bitches just let that man go free. insanity to me. insanity.
- why did you dramatically bring that dying kid up to the bridge why didnt you dramatically bring him to sick bay im screaming it simply wasnt worth the dramatics this time it wasnt
- spock: assuming he hasnt changed the combination. he’s quite intelligent.
you mean the fucked up superhuman yes well i must agree with you with that mister spock he is a little smarty pants isnt he i guess he would be
- RAT DETECTED
spock: jim... be careful
bones: WE WILL
IM GOING INSAIOAJIPFJ0DSGJO[SDGP[S WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME LITERALLY GET HIS ASS
- ALSO. whilst you dumb bitches still went in with main squad only (even if spock is left behind. i will respect that) i do respect saavik telling them they need SOME form of backup like thank you ma’am
- chekov looking haunted into the camera like that. hiii king are you okay<3 did you get the brainworms fixed<3 i feel like you might need to get it checked again bc uhm but also . no offence but the fact they both admitted to having brainworms and i dont know theyre the obly fuckers alive kings arent we going to question it at all
- suppose they went nowhere. what then / well then it’s your chance to get away from it all <3 OH IM OBSESSED ME
- CHEKOV
- CHEKOV? KING? KING NO?
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
- love how these dork ass sceintists are fucking jacked neough to take you bitches on in a fight. like okie dokie david we get it.
- jim ensuring they have enough food, first and foremost. a kinnable offence. also a little sad when you remember. but also a kinnable offence.
- yikes on a bike, kirk. absentee father penalty.
- kirk, i believe you’re having a midlife crisis. once again: i must relate. and i must once again reflectg on how im trying to watch this to escape that nonsense
- SPOCK SPOCK SPOCK COME TO RESCURE US KING
- CAN I ALSO JUST SAY. SPOCK USING, LIKE STUPID LITTLE IDIOMS AND SAYINGS AND WHATNOT IS SO DELIGHTFULLY SWEET.
- he said it
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR VULCAN MIND!
- (he said it...)
- i HAVE NO TIME TO DISCUSS THIS LOGICALLY?
- FOR THE SECOND MOVIE IN A ROW, SPOCK YOUR BEHAVIOUR. ON ONE HAND, GET THEIR ASSES; ON THE OTHER HAND I AM SO STRESSED, MY BELOVED, I AM SO STRESSED.
- SPOCK, FOR THE PAST TWO MOVIES: IF NO ONE WILL GO ON ABSURD SUICIDE MISSIONS, THEN WHO WILL? WHO FUCKING WILL? AND THE THING IS, THERE’S NO RESPONSE BECAUSE THE MAN DOESNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING HE’S ALREADY GONE AHEAD AND DONE IT BEFORE ANYONE’S EVEN REALISED. MR SPOCK.
- THEM SCREAMING NO, SPOCK, DONT, NO SPOCK- BEHIND THE GLASS WHILST SPOCK JUST BANANAS. OBSESSED IN ONE WAY; STRESSED IN ALL OTHERS. I REPEAT.
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BYYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#egg.txt#Actually I can post the first half which is actually most of it except for that scene#It got cut off before I actually showed my meltdown moments so maybe the Lord was trying to say sth#Star trek liveblog
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Fall
Source: Subarashiki kono Sekai | The World Ends With You
Relationships: Sakuraba Neku & Kiryu “Joshua” Yoshiya, Sakuraba Neku & Misaki Shiki & Bito “Beat” Daisukenojo & Bito “Rhyme” Raimu
Characters: Sakuraba Neku, Kiryu “Joshua” Yoshiya, Misaki Shiki, Bito “Beat” Daisukenojo, Bito “Rhyme” Raimu
Additional tags: Seasons, TWEWYTOBER, TWEWYTOBER 2020, Not beta read
Summary: The leaves crunch under Neku’s feet as he treads across the street until he passes by a municipal tree set in the tiny greenspace enclosure. “God,” he examines a bruised, brittle leaf barely hanging low enough for him to touch, “I fucking hate the fall.”
Beginning notes: im exhausted by all the sadness and wanted to take this literally so here's just. fall. kind of funny im writing this from the southern hemisphere but its fall. and joshua's here too and has friends rather than my usual idea for postgame where he's totally secluded from everyone else and it leaves neku so so directionless because of it
also remember seeing a headcanon about neku liking cold weather and while i normally dont knock on hcs, ive got my share of weird ones... the boy wearing a tank top and shorts? who is constantly associated with fire?? likes cold weather??? i have to laugh
Body: The leaves crunch under Neku’s feet as he treads across the street until he passes by a municipal tree set in the tiny greenspace enclosure. “God,” he examines a bruised, brittle leaf barely hanging low enough for him to touch, “I fucking hate the fall.”
Joshua lifts a barely-splayed hand to his chin, mouth o-shaped in that pseudo-intellectual pose he strikes. “Strange that you wouldn’t open your world to autumn, hm? A break from the heatwaves can do us good as a whole, dear.”
Neku pushes Joshua away, laughing him off. “Yeah, you say that ‘cos you’re so cold. Hey Neku,” he trills, stretching out the syllables slow, “feel how cold my hands are! Why, you’re dead so you never got a body temperature above thirty degrees again?”
“Could ask the same to you,” Joshua sticks his tongue out, notching his eyebrow. “Remember when I took your entry fee for the duel, and you didn’t know what it was? When’s the last time you’ve been able to touch someone like I did?”
Neku keeps walking ahead. “It’s just slapping your hands on their cheeks, don’t know why you’re wording it like a dating thing…”
“That’s your own prerogative,” Joshua retorts, clicking his tongue. “I could’ve made sure you would never reach again 37 degrees Celsius, 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, three hundred and ten point ten five Kelvin…”
“I literally got a fever in July. 38.5,” Neku points out. “Don’t be such a fucking smartass when you literally didn’t.”
“Fucking smartass,” Joshua returns the mimicking favour, deepening his voice and speeding up his speech. “You really need to stop swearing so much. I know you’re fifteen, but you’re not going to get anywhere--”
“Eyes on the road. We’re here.” Neku runs ahead, in that strange speed he’s built up ever since the Game. He touches off at the bronze touch of Hachiko, cheering and greeting his friends mobbed around it, waving and high fiving everyone.
Joshua crawls forward, with the same slowness he takes everything else at. “Friends, nobles, countrymen, lend me your ears!” he declares, a pace away from the group.
“Yo, Socrates, you could jus’ ask us to listen….”
“Joshua, please come closer,” Shiki says, “we can’t really hear you over the people, haha.”
“I think it's the pomp thing,” Rhyme sighs.
“Me and Neku have been partaking in this enlightening conversation about the seasons, and I must know what the public thinks of it. He hates autumn, and presumably all the seasons where you can’t speedrun melanoma,”
“Fuck off,” Neku interrupts. “Did you really just use those words? Speedrun melanoma?”
“Summer isn’t just sunburns, man!” Beat says. “It’s one of the only breaks from school too. Those one week offs fly by.”
“Spring,” Shiki stresses, “Spring! It’s the best for fashion. Me and Eri can always get to work when we see the flowers.”
“Says the spring baby,” Joshua retorts.
“Sure, but are you following dresses or Dragon Couture?”
“You don't give your friends enough credit,” Joshua turns to Neku, his voice pitched down so only he can hear, “they barely know me and yet they hit all my weak points,” He yells to Shiki, “I rest my case!” and she smiles and waves.
“I like autumn too, Joshua,” Rhyme adds cheerfully. "The leaves are very pretty."
“We have a tie? What are we going to do?” Shiki asks.
Joshua raises his finger in his eureka moment. “Well, proxies, Nekus, Sakurabas, lend me your ears. I’ll keep the rules extremely basic. We count down from ten, and on zero, we,”
“Fuck off,” he shoves Joshua’s face away and starts yelling at everyone, “Hey we just decided that summer was the best season, okay? Majority rules.”
Rhyme stares for a solid second. “But didn’t we just say we,”
“Phones sounds ‘ight to me though," Beat says. “Might’ve been a miscount.”
End notes: End notes were originally empty on the date of its original upload on November 19th, 2020. The entirety of these end notes were an addendum written December 8th, 2020.
reviews are in from my friend will makosinnergy, who i am publishing and bullying with his permission:
[Image description: Twitter Direct Messages between Eight noisereductions, the author, and Will makosinnergy, dated the night of November 24th, 2020 and the morning of November 25th, 2020. Will and Eight are both Australian. The messages read as followed:
Will: Eight I’m reading TWEWY fics and that includes your twewytober stuff and i found the fall one right
Will: and I didn’t realise it was yours and was going to DM you saying that Americans were a mistake.
Eight: LMAO
Eight: sorry mate
Eight: Doesn’t it say specifically in the author’s notes I’m writing it in spring or something
Eight: Will, you’re miscountrying me, you’re giving me dysphoria on if I’m not saying mate enough 💔
Will: IM SORRYYYYY
end image description.]
#twewy#the world ends with you#neku sakuraba#joshua kiryu#yoshiya kiryu#shiki misaki#beat bito#rhyme bito#19/10/2020#fanworks#writing
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Dumb dad things the boys would be caught doing
Zabdiel
-super casual and simple but like
-Hed totally get caught just pushing your kid over
-Like he doesn’t know you saw so when your little boy just plops down and starts whining you just “why’d you do that?”
-And he plays it off “i didn’t do anything wym”
-“Zabdiel i literally just saw you push our son”
-He shrugs
-“I think he kinda deserved it”
-DESERVED IT
-bc he was in his bubble apparently ur kid deserved it. Valid
-probably would get caught having a full convo with your son too
-not even about fun cute kid stuff either, it’s about things he needs to remember to do, telling him a story about something douchey someone did on tour
-Thats just very Zabdi, long deep thought out talks with his bb son about life even though he can’t understand
-K but something dangerous but not really
-Zabdiel is kinda aloof sometimes rigjt
-and is big gentle man giant
-So i see him as doing something like letting your toddler climb him literally like a tree when he’s bored and while Zab is busy on the phone or doing something important and just can’t handle it rn
-example
-Hes multitasking big time while you’re gone
-He needs to be on this call right now, but has to start making dinner and cleaning some little messes here and there
-Your son is begging for attention that he just can’t give
-so he does what any dad would do and just picks him up to ease him
-And after awhile ur kid gets kinda restless, starts climbing dad like a play thing
-he climbs up and down his torso, on his head, jumping back onto him from the counter when Zabdi sets him down for a second
-Which is valid given Zabdiel can handle it and can take care of his kid, but...
-it’s not the best sight to see walking in the door to your family with your son next to a hot stove top, plunging himself off to dangle off of your baby daddies stiff arm
Erick
-Youre driving home from work/school after a long day
-You pull into your neighborhood and on the corner of your street you spot it
-Your child
-On a baby leash
-in somEONES YARD
-rolling around in the leaves
-Erick just laughing and encouraging
-and you honk at them from your view in your car and when he sees you
-He starts laughing even harder
-Totally catch him one night playing with your kid in his room
-and as you peek in you see them just hangin, playin and all of a sudden your son snatches a plastic Dinosaur rigjt out of Ericks hands
-and Erick really sadly “heeeyy- i was playing with that 😞”
-Hed start fake crying
-Your son gets sad too and starts actually crying
-“lo siento, daddy im really sorry” in between sobs (also imagine that voice and ur lil boy with a lisp)
-Erick panics
-“aahh esta bien, niño. Let’s play with the Dino together.”
-Holds your little boy in his lap and they play together
-You cry happy tears a lil bit in the hallway
-Erick is also still like a child so this is 100% truth:
-Would get caught actually genuinely arguing with your son
-Theyre yelling at each other (your son in baby toddler babbles), and Erick is heated heated
-“que está pasando niños??” You try to gauge the situation immediately
-“he stole my last ice cream sandwich i hid in the fridge!!”
-You want to yeLL
-“Erick...”
-he glares at your son, who revolts with a tongue sticking out and arms crossed
-“you think you’ll get away with it, huh? Cuz ur cute,” he argues with him and you have to actually talk him down from his stubbornness
-“i was saving it for later today :(( “ he whines as you pull him in like you would your baby for a comforting “its ok” hug
Joel
-You’d be in the kitchen
-Come out into the living room to ask Joel to get ur little baby ready to eat
-And you catch him deadass recording your baby crying on the floor, a pile of toys around her
-“bro tf”
-“She was dancing and fell into her toy box”
-“Then whY you recording ?”
-“.....bc it was funny 😔”
-Would also do your daughters hair himself sometimes and dress her
-And you know he knows what he’s doing
-But like he also forgets she’s a baby too
-You have to remind him your daughter really shouldn’t be using his grown man curl products just yet
-or that she can’t wear a shirt that says “fuck” in it
-and she is definitely not wearing a bandana like that to picture day
-teaches your kid how to thirst trap !!
-this hoe!
-catch them both in the bathroom mirror one day, he’s shirtless, lil cute baby girl in his arms
-and she’s serving !!
-Like duh she’s your guys’ kid so she’s beautiful n shit but
-she’s posing and tilting her head in the right angles in this cute lighting (bc daddy taught her to find her perfect angle)
-He shrugs like “what’d you expect, we’re hot stuff” and smirks
Richard
-Openly and unapologetically teaching your kid how to say bad words
-and recoRDING IT
- to POST on his insta
-also would get caught scripting a whole thing for her to perform for the camera
-convinces her that the reason his hair is red is bc he drank all of his juice mommy gave him instead of spilling it out for the dog to drink
-your kid chugs down that juice like her life depends on it so she can have red hair like papi too
-tells her stories that the snacks she wants to eat before dinner make you scream and that’s why she shouldn’t eat them before dinner
-convinces her by shoving his mouthful of potato chips and immediately starts screaming to prove his point
-ur kid laughs but is also kinda terrified
-gets caught reading her stories and getting reallyyyy into it
-like acting and doing dramatically different voices for the characters
-Does the Joel thing and just dresses her head to toe in ICE like the most expensive jewelry and clothes
-kinda salt bc you don’t even dress like that
-have to stop her before you send her to school bc you know she’s gonna lose one of those expensive necklaces in the sand box or something
Christopher
-Another instance where you’re driving home alone
-Whipping down the street to see your toddler running down the sidewalk a few blocks away happily
-You flip and swerve over to park on the side of the street bc wtf ! Your kid !!
-But as soon as you park you see him
-Its Chris sprinting just as fast, frantically too
-Finally catches up with your kid and swoops her up in his arms with a relieved breath
-You roll down your window slowly
-“You pretty lil things need a ride home?” You yell out and when he looks up to see you caught him he’s dEAD
-also teaches your daughter how to cuss and cackles so hard bc it’s funny to hear her call each of her uncles “puto”
-id see something happening like
-You walk out of the room for one second during dinner and when you come back it’s food fight chaos
-Chris and your kid are racing to see who can eat the fastest but also there’s food flying everywhere bc they’re trying to distract one another and win
-lil baby hits Chris in the eye with a fistful of eggs (in this scenario it’s breakfast for dinner thx) and then he counters the hit by throwing his whole pancake at her face
-also gets caught playing dress up a little too good
-You glimpse in her room and she’s painting his nails, slapping on some gross little kid lipgloss all over his face
-and all the while Chris is smiling and acting like a pretty lady, flipping his hair around and batting his lashes all nice
-they spew some chisme back and forth, sip fake tea, and do cute model walks down the room
-You take secret pictures of the event for later blackmail
#tag who’d be your baby daddy#your dumbass baby daddy#mine would prolly be joel#hes too pretty n dumb for his own good 😔#me too joel#also shoutout ali for the richard snack idea isnt that so cute#thats something she would get in on too#cnco#cnco headcanon#cnco hc#zabdiel de jesus#erick brian colon#joel pimentel#richard camacho#christopher velez#zabdi bb#mi bebito lindito#mi joelito#mi morenito rico#chris mi corazón#the boyz
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bts hc: as wizards
you can thank sims 4 realm of magic and the fact that my hair is now ~pastel pink~ for this magical mess. it was super nostalgic researching harry potter spells and charms and now i really want to rewatch the entire harry potter series.
made it long because i feel like i’ve left yall on read for a while :p
(credit to this person on Amino that wrote an awesome post about the members and their wands/patronuses!)
Seokjin
griffindor
patronus: mink
wand: mahogany
clever and funny
he’s brave but also kinda a wuss
the ghosts just roaming about the school terrify him
plus HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE SPIDERS OUT THERE?
truly is the eomma of all the griffindors
mostly learns spells that improve his looks and lifestyle
pimples? PFFT.
hasn’t showered in 4 days? boi still smells like a field of roses
what even is expelliarmus?
would turn himself into a flower first chance he gets
“this is my true form”
queue the rest of the members putting him in a cupboard and just leaving him there
cleans up everybody’s messes
the type of wizard that uses Lumos to get good lighting for a selfie
will prefer home cooked food over this magical crap any day
“wtf is this.”
“chocolate frogs!”
“... YOU CALL THIS FOOD?”
Namjoon
griffindor
patronus: magpie
wand: fir
intelligent and a strong leader
fir wands demand strength and power from their owners
a total klutz but he has jin that can save him
also the spell reparo comes in handy A LOT
his clumsiness becomes life threatening when magic is involved
“Incendio! OH SHIT”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT ME ON FIRE MAN?”
“Sorry Jin I was just trying to make you stay still!”
“THATS IMMOBULUS YOU DUMBASS”
woopsie indeed
not permitted to ride his broom anymore
last time he almost killed himself and four others
everybody loves him anyways
especially the teachers because he’s a teachers pet
it’s not his fault he’s a genius
who occasionally sets his friends on fire
potion-making will likely end badly
cut him some slack k
he has a lot on his plate
(can i just say how much i love this account and their art, please check them out)
Yoongi
slytherin
patronus: buzzard
wand: vine
sly mf
introverted but can be super talkative if he wants something
cold exterior but has a warm heart
always trying to better himself
that trait doesn’t really go hand in hand with his love for sleep
will use the bewitched sleep charm on himself
and the protego spell to keep people away from him
“hey hyung”
“im sleeping”
“but hyung-”
“Flipendo”
*jimin flies across the fkn room*
“i said im sleeping”
he’ll kiss his head sorry later don’t worry
arrives 10 minutes late on the dot to every class
doesn’t fail them tho
secretly nerdy cuz he reads a lot
also acts tough but gets scared easy
defense against the dark arts class is the worst for him
hard shell but a true softie on the inside
Hoseok
hufflepuff
patronus: polecat
wand: dogwood
needs to be saved
the talking paintings have it in for him
they’ll pose perfectly still until he walks past and they’ll scare the shit out of him
waves around his wand and yells ‘Riddikulus’ at anything mildly unnerving
he’s an angel tho
a true hufflepuff
knows everyone in school
could burn the school down and nobody would be mad at him
you’d think his scaredy ass wouldn’t be a prankster
and you’d be wrong
he uses his magic for good and for evil
good as in he makes everyone around him happy
evil as in sometime he’ll use immobulus on his friends so that he can cuddle the shit out of them
gets in trouble thanks to his imbecile friends
“don’t worry hobi the forbidden forest is just a myth, its totally harmless”
*3 minutes later he fkn faints from seeing a normal sized spider*
“I TRUSTED YOU JUNGKOOK”
Jimin
slytherin
patronus: dapple gray stallion
wand: willow
sneaky but sweet slytherin
the kinda person who looks super sweet and innocent
but will wreck you in a duel
he’s a shy boy
until you get him out of his shell
or get him drunk
all the girls have the hots for him
some guys as well
maybe even one or two professors
though he will deny it until his last breath
a hard core perfectionist so he won’t be satisfied until his spells and potions are absolutely perfect
the one spell he knows perfectly is the healing spell
thanks to his friends because he has to use it on them constantly
Namjoon sprained his ankle falling down the stairs?
“episkey”
Jungkook got hit in the face with the Quaffle ball?
“episkey”
Hoseok fell off his broom?
“oh for fucks sake... episkey”
everyone would be hopeless without him
and injured
Taehyung
hufflepuff
patronus: chestnut mare
wand: hazel
a wonderful... mess
super lovable
makes everyone around him feel comfortable
doesn't shy away from his emotions
which is a great thing
until he gets angry and lights something on fire
or sad and casts a mute bubble around him so nobody can talk to him
or god forbid overly happy and energetic
he will wingardium leviosa the shit out of everyone and everything
“FLY MY FRIENDS FLY”
yoongi wont have it
“TAEHYUNG IF YOU DONT LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW I WILL KILL YOU”
care of magical creatures is his favorite class
he has a weird bond with all the animals
he even talks to them as if they talk back and weirdly enough it seems like they understand
could probably befriend a dragon
definately the one in the group that has a toad for a pet companion
jungkook made him join quidditch
looking back it was a dumb idea
now he’s obsessed and would probably risk his life just to win
passionate boy
he truly is a blessing to the people around him
Jungkook
ravenclaw
patronus: black stallion
wand: hornbeam
smart
and athletic
and handsome
do i sense a true ravenclaw
always has to be right
super argumentative and competitive
“Im right you’re wrong shut up”
obviously undefeated at quidditch
and obviously the one who catches the golden snitch
has forced everyone except namjoon to play and it’s a mess
“Hoseok you have to get the ball through the rings not pass it to the opposite team”
“You have to actually fly around Yoongi you cant just be still”
“Ok I know I said tackling was allowed but you can’t grab onto someone elses broom Jimin”
he’s got a lot on his plate but he’s still having fun
only because he loves his hyungs
even though he’s pretty much talented at everything he’s still pretty grounded
super loyal to his friends and family
also has the dopest fkn owl
has the whole package pretty much
what hogwarts house are you? im a proud griffindor
#bts#bts imagine#bts reaction#bts reactions#bts imagines#bts seokjin#bts jin#seokjin#bts namjoon#bts rm#namjoon#bts yoongi#bts suga#yoongi#bts hoseok#hoseok#bts jimin#jimin#bts taehyung#bts v#taehyung#bts jungkook#jungkook#bts jhope#bts magic#bts hogwarts au#bts wizard au#bts harry potter au
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sf9 in london event + concert experience ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙
this is my 5k essay on what happened 190512 // enjoy reading!!!
so i got to the venue at 11pm the night before bc i was so stressed by the other concerts (ppl at la started lining up at 6pm??) i really wanted to be near the front since im coming all way from the netherlands anyways i better go big or go home!!!! so like i waited there for an hour amongst other fans who were still waiting from a diff concert and when they left other fantasy arrived so we started queueing up. i rlly have to thank sf9 uk casue they were so nice to me and they kept letting me use their hotel next door to let me go to the bathroom and change ♥️
i ended up getting nr1 (or nr21 ig isbdhs) so!!!! we did it LMAO succesfully got a good spot even though my feet and butt were dead by the time anything even happened,, its so hard to wait for 16+ hours to go to a concert but its sf9 so who cares about health 🤡 we didnt get knifed and a lot of ppl came up to ask who the fuck we were waiting for hdbshsh it was so funny
so i started handing out my juho stuff ofc and ppl seemed to like it!!! so im glad haha eventually even i didnt have any anymore so i was happy ppl liked it!
skip to like 1pm which is when the members arrived at the venue, i was a lil late noticing cus i was waiting for those signed narcissus albums but i ran to the front anyways n saw youngbin chani tae leave the van (like what they posted in the travel preview) so that was!!!!! jdbdbsb they were so unbothered it was so cute so i went to get my albums and came back to line (i got all hwiyoung pcs oshshah)
also there were so many other fans handing out fanmades it was so sweet the entire atmosphere was fantastic bc everyone was nice to eachother, rlly everyone i talked to was super sweet!!! also so many fansites with slogans or fans so i went broke once more but it was all worth it theyre so pretty...
at like 4.30 was the special event which lmao i rlly was so tired and i got sooo nervous i had my already signed fanfare from mwave bc if ure gonna sign any album it should be fanfare (looking at ALL the ppl that gave them narcissus) sooo us 20 were led upstairs to some sort of bar area and they had a long table w water bottles so we had to wait a lil while the staff checked our signed items if they were ok and then we had to form a line to wait (they were late) i met another dutchie so that was nice hdhshsh
finally the members walk out and im shaking bc baek ju is the first to enter the room!!! he was wearing that leopard sweater and i didnt even hate his mullet seeing it upclose...
jae was wearing that stupid unbottoned shirt skbssbsb and he came in giving ALL the fanservice like him and inseong were here for the entire thing osbdbsb the other members just sat down and sociaized with eachother like yb kept being adorable and pulling faces at the table it was everything and i couldnt see rowoon bc ppl were standing in front of him but i was!!!! shaking already bc whos idea was it to start off this event with fucking rowoon lmao is like immediate heart attack! ju was last which was oof...
so i had like ideas of what i wanted to talk abt w each members but lmao??? i didnt talk abt any of it to any member my mind was so shook...
first up was rowoon and he just hdhshsh???? the eye contact of this man and just seeing him upclose was so intense tf he rlly was.. so gorgeous n bc of his hair up his eyes looked even bigger n shimmered and the pics rlly dont do him justice... so the first thing i said was wow so handsome bc why not.. i was gagged indeed hdbdbsb he said like woooow our debut album and you already have it signed oabdbs i didnt explain the entire mwave thing bc wud he understand haha but he opened n he saw the pic of himself hes like what do u like better me now or me here??? me being myself im like fanfare bc ur hair down is so cute oahdhshs i rlly not a narcissus hag anyways but fanfare was best rowoon as always... so rowoon did his sign and i asked him to do sky castle impersonation he didnt understand so i just repeated sky castle he was like ah the voice thing im like yes cha minhyuk isbdbsh so he did the fucking thing and i was dying lmao great to have seen it in the flesh ofc...
after rowoon was taeyang and taeyang!!!! was so hyper and attentive like hdnsb whenever u see him in vids hes usually very casual but he was soooo sweet and he too was like ahhh fanfare he took a while to say but he said his heart was still in there hdhdhsh so i was 🤧🤧 i just asked tae if he was doing okay or if he wasnt feeling tired and he said he was doing great bc i was there im like dying hdhshsh so i said yah me too!!!!
jae was after taeyang n jae was jdhshshs soooo into it i know korean fans say ppl change biases to jae after meeting him and i have to say i can see why!!! i didnt rlly know what to say to jae beforehand but he said oooo i really love london and im like haha i dont like it here im like im from the netherlands so he was shocked he said thank you for coming to travel here and he held my hand isbdbsbsb
next was inseong and... the eye contact level was sooo severe he rlly threw all into it hes like hi thank you for coming so much so i was wearing this shirt w a 🥩 on it and im like inseong do u like my shirt bc i know u love meat iahdhahsh so he was laughing n said yea wow this is my favorite shirt oshdhshs rlly had me going LOL he asked if it was my first time seeing them im like yea but im going to korea in the summer tho oshdhshs he said that was great n asked how long i was staying for,,, so im like im going a month so he asked why i was going so long im like im going for u!!! hdbshsb he gave me some hearts and i moved on ndhsbsab
so chani was next up and he looked so shy,,,, im sad bc i forgot to say everything i wanted to say to him at the beginning and i was just like chaniiiiiii and he laughed and signed my album before i went i quickly pushed in a URE MY FAVE DANCER n he highfived me hdhsbs
so youngbin was next and i... lmao... i was weak haha he just read my name hes like hiiiii gia im here being depressed saying HI YOUNGBIN I LOVE U SM thank u sm for everything u do for us and i shit u not my eyes like tearing up oshdbsbs yb asking me how im feeling im like YEA GREAT tears in my eyes oabdbs i rly couldnt speak otherwise id actually have them roll down my face so i just nodded and moved on iabsbs
hwiyoung im so sorry... i was still emo from yb and i even forgot to say happy birthday like pls hit me... hwi cheered for the fanfare album and im like yess hwi i love ur hair here i love the blonde;; hwi thanked me for coming
next up was dawon and jdbsbs i came in saying hi fantasy president so he said yeeee fantasyyyyy and hes an unbothered legend oabbdhssbn he signed quickly and within a minute i was away again jdhdhs
so juho.. my god oshdhshwh hes so:((( pretty let me breathe liek... i came there im like juho i love u oahdhshsh hes just nodding his way going to sign my album and he drawing that heart stickman so im like i have a question can u draw— hes like this is my signature drawing LUCKILY i drew the jucasso next to my name so im like pointing at it being like lmao boy we dont want this heart flop bdhdhsh so he quickly drew it and i said i hope u feel better soon and i was off again,,, rlly dawon and juhos signing went so quick...
so we moved on to the pictures and they were grabbing the chairs and ju was standing all way back at first but then no members went to sit on the chairs oahdhs so JUHO THE MAN WENT FOR THE SEAT NEXT TO THE MIDDLE HDHSHSH and hwi on the other side and jae behind so im blessed like juho... he rlly did it... hdhshsh i quickly go to grab one of my banners bc im like bitch i gotta fucking rep for it now otherwise i wudnt know a pose anyways oahdhshs so i quickly took off my glasses as well
so its my turn im going up and sitting down and like handing this banner to ju and hes like ???? oh???? he quickly reads it n was impressed hdbsb so there was one pic and tae was sitting next to ju and wanted to read what was on the banner so he turned to us but then we had to take another pic so he had to turn back quickly again oahdhshsh and then i had to go again but as i walked away ju was explaining to the members what was on my banner so i :((((
after everyones picture was taken they said goodbye and waved and inseong stayed behind a lil to joke abt drinking beer (i rlly hate him but also me?) and then they left and we got our merch bags n went back downstairs
so i quickly ran over to my bestie to tell her abt it before realizing we had to line up to go inside for the concert so i was like stressed running away i rlly almost lost my first spot LOL but we were let inside the venue i had like 50 bags but i ran to the front and BLESS IT there was like tiny space left at the left side which is were i wanted to be bc juwoon!!!!!! so i rly did get barrier thank god i could put down all my bags as well and the fantasy next to me were great as well!!!!
// i’ll add the concert later as im tired rn and this is already 5k osjbhdbhjas
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Symphogear, EP. 2
Last time, on Symphogear!
An adorable little girl, stood up by her date for a reasonable explanation, jams it out with her favorite pop duo, caught unawares that they are also a monster-fighting syndicate experimenting with the power of sound (the power to make you dizzy) to activate an ancient historical relic. Shit goes south as the jams prove to be too powerful, guaranteeing tragedy amidst an otherwise baller concert. Hibiki is rescued by The Bigger Of The Lesbians before she self-destructs to make sure the entire threat is neutralized, leaving The Smaller Lesbian sad, yet still incredibly gay. Years pass as our protagonist goes to Music School, for Music, to bunk it up with her girlfriend as she tries to figure out what the hell happened. Her prayers are answered when she tries to rescue a little girl and is promptly cornered, activating the same outfit The Bigger Lesbian that saved her had on. Gungnir Dattos all around, The Smaller Lesbian loses her shit as everything goes downhill from there.
Now, where were we?
...right. The piss beacon.
And the person taking the piss.
Hibiki has nary a clue what to do. Symphogears don’t actually come with manuals, you see. They’re sort of a “close your eyes and wing it” kind of experience. In Tsubasa’s case, it’s quite literal.
“FUCK that was COOL AS SHIT, tight as FUCKING HELL”
Take pity on this face. This is the face of someone who’s last memories will be a confused lady wondering why she is suddenly part machine.
“imma save you widdle kid”
Something to note about this show is that all the fighters sing while fighting. Hibiki is no exception, even after being confused about what the hell she’s doing. It helps that her voice actress is a professional singer.
It helps that every voice actress here is some sort of professional singer.
This picture basically summarizes why Hibiki is cool despite being so goddamned dumb. She’s angry, and she’s gonna protect some kids even if she dies doing it. Kanade would be proud, if she wasn’t too busy being dead.
No shit!
Have you ever watched the original Sam Reimi’s Spiderman? Like, the very first one? You know all those awkward scenes about Spiderman learning how his powers work? Hibiki basically does that under crunch time. There’s a long segment about how she’s forced to figure things out while protecting a kid and Not Dying.
It’s going pretty great.
I can’t believe she’s secretly Steve Urkel.
“cannot FUCKING believe that girl my girlfriend saved managed to GET HER HANDS on her FUCKING CLOTHES that I WANTED to ENSHRINE IN A MEMORIAL to her how the FUCK did she do that cant BELIEVE i have to SAVE HER IDIOT ASS because she just CANT EVEN DO THAT-”
Tsubasa, preparing herself as a contender for the World’s Angriest Lesbian, barrels through the Noise in her motorcycle...
...which she smashes directly into the Noise. It does nothing.
Tsubasa has many a motorcycle to smash. It’s a testament to her dedication following her aesthetic.
She fueled the tank completely before smashing it in.
Tsubasa... is petty.
As Tsubasa t-poses to assert dominance (a woman ahead of her time, this first aired in 2012), she comes down ready to kick some ass and vent some frustrations. And frankly? She’s all out of ass.
“oh my god she’s even hotter up close i cant believe it”
“fucking knock-off outfit looks like it came out of a bootleg flea market”
You don’t need to know what happens next, because you already know what happens when someone shows up with a fucking sword ready to sing about their dead girlfriend and the conflicting feelings about seeing her armor pop up again on someone else.
Murder.
Lots... and lots... of murder.
“we’re so fucking useless why do we even exist”
After Tsubasa finishes what could only be described as a massacre, we’re treated to how people clean up the aftermath.
“hey, you know, make fun of me all you want, but at the end of the day, im the one holding the vacuum cleaner, and you’re literally turned to dust, so”
Even this little girl knows shit’s about the go down. Got the tea and everything.
This is one of the minor characters of the series. She works for the 2nd Division. Who is the 2nd Division? You’ll find out soon.
“i didnt die! fuck yeah. today’s a good day.”
“OH WAIT NO-”
Hibiki learns that her outfit unsets after a while, like bideo game. Who catches her mid-fall?
Her new best friend, of course. Don’t be fooled by this look. Tsubasa tragically suffers from resting angry face syndrome. It is, unfortunately, incurable.
“i hate how cute she is”
Hibiki reminds her that this is technically the second time Tsubasa has saved her, which in the large scheme of things, seems incredibly innocuous for someone who escaped a major tragedy many years ago. Unfortunately, time doesn’t move forward for Season 1 Tsubasa. Not for quite a while...
The funny part is it doesn’t even hit her initially. She never actually saw Hibiki personally during that moment, so she actually doesn’t even have a clue what she means.
Look at her. Look at this clown. How could you hate her. Look at that smile.
All the survivors are always forced to write NDAs about what they saw. This grows to comical levels at times, given the scale of what happens eventually. It might as well be the world’s biggest open secret by now.
“aight homies looks like i gotta go home, the wife’s gonna be lonely an-”
Oh.
“sorry holmes but you’re going to gay baby jail like the rest of us singers”
Hibiki’s face is riddled with guilt. The guilt of someone who just saved a little girl. How dare you, Hibiki. This is what you get for doing The Right Thing.
And so she’s taken to “jail.”
“sorry pal but you literally turned into a huge weapon and you have no idea how to use it so!”
And so, Hibiki was never seen again...
Alright, so she really isn’t going to jail. She is genuinely being taken into custody, though. To be honest, this kind of handcuff procedure is sort-of ridiculous for someone who literally just saved children, and you could probably bribe her to join them with a 10 piece chicken dinner, but hey, fuck it. 2nd Division has protocols, and that is to arrest people.
“i cant believe i was a fan of a narc all this time”
The school has a giant elevator that goes deep into the Earth. Also, look at that symbolism. Hibiki’s the only one looking at her own reflection. Deep.
Thanks, Tsubasa.
The interior decorator for this elevator is wild.
Tsubasa forbodes where they’re all going as some ominous, strange, and evil place where joy and happiness die. Where good feelings and innocence are destroyed, and hope is crushed and ripped at the seams.
As it turns out, Tsubasa is just an angsty piece of shit.
So here’s the situation:
The 2nd Branch, which are the people in charge of poking relics until they glow with the power of music to study and harness the power of as weapons to kill the Noise, live in a several mile deep high tech basement of an all girl’s boarding school dedicated to music. This is because, for the record, that the girls recruited to this school have the habit of being a little bit attuned to these relics. Hibiki, a newly christened Gear user, is now being recruited into this organized by Genjuro.
“i never got this kind of party when i was recruited”
“thats because nobody liked you, hans”
“im skipping my soaps for this”
“fucking hate my twin brother hans”
“she?????? gets a party??? SHE. gets a party. I DON’T GET A PARTY. SHE... GETS A PARTY? and i dont get a fucking party. i was literally BORN into this job. NOBODY gives me a damn party. this MORON who CLOWNS AROUND with her SUBPAR SONGS. gets a party. oh my god. oh my GOD. FUCK. FUCK!”
“if this is what its like to get arrested i gotta be gayer and do more crimes”
“I’m not actually surprised. I’m just pretending to be. I’m just really not good at pretending to be surprised.”
“fucking hate this family, im gonna eat all of hibikis cake and cry in my room”
Remember: This show first released in 2012. Ryoko? Trendsetter.
Ryoko’s screen is very dirty and foggy. Don’t ask why. Don’t even remember why I pointed this out. Just forget this point completely.
Hibiki understands that handcuffs just aren’t fashionable.
Genjuro casually explains that they’re the fictional japanese equivalent of the NSA, all while doing magic tricks. Truly a man of many talents.
Tsubasa is already plotting how to vent about all this in her diary, which she addresses as letters of Kanade every time she writes in it.
Genjuro and Ryoko introduces themselves as everyone else apologizes to her, except Tsubasa.
Ogawa also intro- yes, I’m recycling a picture- introduces himself. He’s pretty cool, too, and serves as Tsubasa’s ninja bodyguard, butler, and all around mentor. We never get a backstory on him, and likely never will. It’s best to keep it that way; it only adds to the mystery of who the hell this guy is.
“weird flex but okay”
Hibiki realizes she’s being recruited, after being told she’s being recruited. Given some brain cells remain in her head, she asks the obvious and wonders what the hell happened to her.
“ryoko, care to explain?”
“well, it’s simple. you’re the protagonist now.”
Ryoko, who has no sense of boundaries, subjects Hibiki to a medical inspection. As creepy as her tone is, its to inspect the state of Hibiki’s newly formed gear.
She’s finally freed from that long winded event and returns home to her wife.
“buddy you smell like shit. and french fries.”
“hibiki. you’re not dead, hibiki. come on, get up. i just cleaned this floor, hibiki. hibiki, please. this is genuinely unbecoming of you. hibiki, oh my god.”
“miku please i learned how to kick ass and im tired and please let me enjoy this nice floor”
Tsubasa does the thing real life Symphogear and all related products never actually bother to do.
“god she’s so gay for her but i know she’d never cheat on me so”
Hibiki ruminates on the day she’s had. This is where the really dumb angst comes in. You see, Hibiki can’t tell anyone about what happened, and Miku, now a civilian in her eyes, cannot know about her alter ego Symphogear antics. Hibiki feels bad about this.
“y u no trust me. y u no tell me troof. im wife.”
After a brief heart to heart Hibiki smiles and snuggles her girlfriend.
They’re gay.
“im gonna marry her knowing full well she’ll sleep through the ceremony. god.”
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