started binging the sad horse show while sick, this is my first takeaway
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Finally got my hands on the Dead Poets Society Novelization and like
BRO WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. MR KEATING WHAT ARE YOU??? CRAZY GAYDAR??? TOOK ONE LOOK AT THESE TWO AND WAS LIKE "HMM OKAYYY"
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i mean that wouldn't be my first question to ask my uncle who I thought was dead but was actually brought back to life by a liche to use as a weapon of mass destruction but you do you
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Shiro: I put the packet on the glass
Adam: What glass?
Shiro: The little glass dish in the microwave
Adam: Got it
Shiro: I close the door
Lance: Which door?
Keith: The door to the microwave. What is wrong with you?!
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Crowley does not need to worry about Aziraphale smiting him cuz he's already been smitten by him 😎
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Hey sorry i put your boyfriend in a race. Yeah I turned him into a worm. No yeah he lost to a caterpillar. Do you still love him? You know, cuz he’s a worm?
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Claude: I’m moronsexual. I like dumbasses and dumbasses only.
Shez: I wonder what colour the Pink Panther is...
Claude, already stripping off his clothes and armour: Shez you’re so fucking stupid.
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Isabela: So, what’s it like being married to Einar?
Five: Once, I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said ‘wait’
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Liam's grandfather: How's your queer phase going?
Liam: better than your marrage.
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