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ihearttails · 12 days
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Literally what do you mean Sonic and Tails didn't get to hug in Sonic Prime??
What do you mean Sonic didn't run up full speed to Tails, open arms, and embraced him after that entire incident?
Literally WHAT DO YOU MEAN I didn't get the wholesome Sonic and Tails scene that I oh so desperately wanted, no, NEEDED, to happen...
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nartml · 3 months
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I get that THW was going for a sobering message of "sometimes you have to let people go" and "some friends can't stay forever", but it was hilariously unsuccessful.
It's still baffling to me, the amount of raving reviews calling it "the perfect ending".
Apart from the wild thematic inconsistencies, and the endless flaws with Hiccup's logic of "oh, yeah, I know that things have never before been this good for dragons, I know that Berk is living proof that even the most stubborn people can change their minds on dragons, I know that dragons thrive on companionship and love their humans, I know that good people exist, I know that I'm the instigator of a huge revolutionary period, butttttt..... because bad humans exist I'll lock away the entirety of the draconic population in a glorified underground cage, in the hopes that one day humans will stop being bad and learn to cooperate with the creatures that they question, or even forget, the existence of a measly decade after their disappearance. Magically.", this message plainly didn't fit.
Not just in a thematic context. I mean that it literally doesn't fit in this situation, and it doesn't fit the characters.
It doesn't even fit reality, because you have to let go of people for reasons. Some friends can't stay forever, for reasons.
Valid ones. Reasons like, you grew apart, you don't have shared interests anymore, they betrayed you in an unforgivable way, they're not good for you, they're not good to you, they died, etc etc.
Had any one of these happened? At any stage? The one thing you could, albeit pointlessly, argue is that they grew apart. That they outgrew each other.
Only that...they didn't? Did I miss something? Because Toothless flying away for, what, a day to spend some time with his love interest, is not outgrowing. Toothless finding romance does not mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.
And this isn't just about the Light Fury. I'm not discussing whether or not she's a good character (she isn't), and I'm not discussing whether or not she deserves Toothless (Ha, you're funny). Even if she were the absolute best, most perfect match for Toothless and a compelling character, it still wouldn't even remotely mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.
In fact, if you grow so far apart from your best friend that you can say goodbye to them forever, just because you found a new partner, then I really don't know what to tell you. (Except that you're probably not a good friend.)
Hiccup realizing that Toothless doesn't make him who he is, and doesn't define him, that he doesn't need Toothless in order to be someone, or even that he doesn't need Toothless at all, doesn't mean that he outgrew him. Not even slightly.
I mean, come on, I don't need the vast majority of people in my life. Arguably, I might not even need any of the people in my life. This doesn't mean I don't want them there.
This doesn't mean that I won't fight for them to stay right here, by my side.
Oh, look, how's that for a change? How about a movie where your friends refuse to leave you? Because that's what I want, and that's what How To Train Your Dragon deserved.
That's what Hiccup, and the rest of the Berkians, deserved. And that's what fit. That's what thematically fit, what fit reality, or at least the httyd reality, and what fit the characters themselves.
This movie treated the dragons as mindless pets, whereas in every other step of the way, they were treated as people.
Toothless isn't a just slobbery puppy.
Toothless is intelligent, curious, kind, understanding, funny, snarky and sarcastic, graceful, elusive, protective, loving, wary, and fucking loyal (plus much more).
I can't think of a character that has demonstrated as much loyalty and protectiveness as this guy.
And yet he was barely any of the aforementioned things in thw. He became unrecognizable.
All the dragons became unrecognizable, for no justifiable reason.
The final message shouldn't have been that your friends sometimes have to leave you, and that you have to let them go.
(The humans left the dragons just as much as the dragons left the humans btw)
It should've been that they'll fight tooth and nail to stay, even when the going gets tough, even when priorities shift, even when you tell them to go.
No matter how passionately you insist that caring for you is rotten work.
It's not to them.
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tragicotps · 1 year
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Canon Asriel x Marisa as Philip Pullman wrote them
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bizarrescribblez · 7 months
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he could never be him
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sc4llywag · 2 months
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I NEED to rant about Revelations rq
The physical FACT that this game is about Ezio's end of his era and Altaïr's story smashed into our faces at the same time, MOST OF THE GAMEPLAY GOING TOWARDS GETTING THE MEMORIES/MASYAF KEYS so Ezio could learn about his ancestor, and they couldn't even put MALIK IN THE GAME. NOT ONE CAMEO OR MENTION.
He was Altaïr's BEST FRIEND(maybe rocky bc of their rivalry and Altaïr's bullshit) BUT THEY MADE UP AND BECAME CLOSER IM SURE.
It's not even because they were lazy to get his v/a or anything his VA LITERALLY PLAYS PRINCE SULEIMAN AND THEY COULDNT EVEN HAVE HIM REPRISE HIS ROLE??????
UBISOFT I HATE YOU WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US OUR MALIK FANSERVICE. Hes like one of the best characters from a single game, such development and depth in a character is almost impossible now. BRING MY MAN BACK.
I'm salty and it's my snow day so fuck you
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rhodeybugg · 2 months
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I had a dream that episode 7 came out and i was so mad when i woke up and it wasnt real.
Like. In the dream, V finally confessed to N, and they sang a love ballad duet about it [it was basically V saying "pick me or Uzi, I can"t take this anymore"] , and at the end of the song they both finally said 'I love you' to each other, N romantically chose V and they did a courting ritual that i dont remember the details of, and then went off to rescue Uzi.
Uzi's part of the dream was a whole other circus. She'd been kidnapped by two other humans who were trying to "ascend" [kill] her and free her from the solver- of course, Uzi wasn't having any of it and fought like hell. Nori showed up?? And there was a flashback scene where Nori met Khan after he was being mistreated by human workers.
And then i woke up. The song was so good and emotional and V and N like . . . Waltzed during the power ballad and i was so mad when i woke up.
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hiero-green · 2 years
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People be like "a characters sexuality shouldn't matter" ok then bitch heres my story where batman is celibate and doesn't fuck anyone ever. He's never even seen a vagina in person. If his sexuality doesn't matter then clearly he doesn't need to fuck for you to like him
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lostgirl1428 · 4 months
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Hot Take….(?)
But in the realm of Superhero movies. I do not give a flying fuck if they “undo” a character’s death.
I MEAN HAVE YOU READ THE COMICS!?
All these fuckers die and come back to life over and over and over and over….and over and over and over again.
I do not care.
That being said.
Give me back RDJ’s Iron Man, that’s all I want.
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evangelifloss · 1 year
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bardicious · 6 months
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Thinking now that in some way, Erik replaced Shaw with Charles. While Erik was originally Shaw's monster, when Erik places the helmet on his head, presumably defying Charles, his new teacher. When Charles refuses to agree with him, let those humans die, and then refuses Erik's side, it become Charles who's wrong Erik, not the other way around.
From Erik's point of view, Charles has committed the first transgression, because Erik's assumption of the situation is Charles wont let him kill Shaw.
As the audience, we cant be sure exactly what Charles' perspective was. He tells Erik, killing Shaw wont bring him peace, but that's it. He doesn't say he shouldn't die. Charles has seen glimpses of what Shaw wants, and then kept Shaw's mind captive, Charles will have known Shaw from that, and kept him frozen to protect Erik at least.
Charles chose Erik, over possibly his morals and his own pain, Erik chose vengeance and disregarded Charles completely. Erik didn't think about Charles, and it hurts him so much - how could he choose Erik, when he's reeling from Shaw's death (both having the man inside his head, and feeling the pain he felt, and holding down a man while he's being tortured - even deservedly - Charles sees the monster he himself can become - he cant let himself become)
And then Erik leaves him, Raven leaves him, and Charles lets them because it all hurts too much, and they all blame him, he can see into Raven's mind now, all the resentment, she cares for him of course, but she'll hate him if she stays for sure. And they leave him.
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epicsauce · 10 months
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can we take a moment to sit here and look at how much they fucked up the wardrobes?
remember her iconic blue dress with the black corset and her big blue ribbon? remember how shes supposed to be literally dressed by palace staff to make her presentable for the prince? what the fuck did they do to it and why did they remove every bit of it that made it fun?
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and her pink dress, so fluffy and big and beautiful, because she washed ashore and was brought into a castle filled with royalty and expensive gowns:
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has been turned into, yep you guessed it, another random summerdress with ruffles. YAWN!!!!!!! and she doesnt even first meet the prince in this outfit like in the original movie, she gets it at the very end. LIKE R U KIDDING.
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oh and remember when eric thought he had lost his mermaid love forever? when ariel had to go back home, and the two thought theyd never see each other again? and then the King gives her legs again and she walks to shore and shes wearing a shimmering sparkling dress which symbolizes the light coming back into Eric's life?
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yeah that's entirely removed too. all gone. no fun for you in this movie.
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myfairkatiecat · 9 months
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Today I had that itch that said “go and rewatch the mysterious Benedict society!!” And I had to be like “no bc Disney plus REMOVED THE SHOW” and I was already upset but now I’m REALLY upset
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krauserspup · 8 months
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i was like "why is krauser's handwriting so bad?" then my brain decided to work and i realised
nerve damage.
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sinimake · 5 months
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Oh wow thank the tv series and shows for representing the gays in the last possible minute when their ad revenue wasn't at stake anymore. True revolutionary.
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sabrebash · 1 year
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Animators working to integrate Tom Hooper's stupid ideas into Cats, shortly before being blamed for the film's directing (2019)
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sc4llywag · 2 months
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Good morning Ratonhnaké:ton nation.
I present to you,
Re-boobiefied Connor+no text covering the boobies
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This was for fun bc I got bored and I was feeling salty that they took away this beautiful man's honkers in the dlc so eat up babes
I tried adding more muscle too bc they also took his STRONK smh
It's barely noticeable
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