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beatricebidelaire · 19 days

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i don't really do jacques/ernest much and like it's hard for me to read them that way, but then i was playing around with ideas and put netflix!J into it instead of book!J and then i suddenly thought, hmm i might be able to do netflix!J/ernest. idk. im not sure. but netflix!J has this vastly different vibes from book!J that i just ……………. anyway. anyway!

implied jsjs

well, he promised esme he would make an effort. not that promises to esme ever meant much to him, he can promise her many things and still not make an effort for single one of them, claiming that it wasn't he who promised her anyway. or that he changed his mind. or whatever.

but still, ernest is sort of bored right now and things at the hotel has fallen into some kind of - routine. he aches for something exciting to happen, but hopefully something not on a wide-level that would affect the balance of the schism. just something on a personal level, to spice things up a little.

so, he says to jacques snicket, the heroic agent of vfd. the james bond type, "are you simply making up scenarios in your head, imagining jerome squalor in distress, just so you can heroically save him from his situation, be the hero you would always like to be?"

the problem with jacques snicket is that he's much too dashing for his own good, and quite aware of it himself. an even bigger problem is that jacques snicket is ridiculously attractive, so much that even things that would've sounded completely idiotic coming out of the mouth of a less attractive man, sounded somehow charming when he says it. ernest is aware of jacques snicket's flaws beneath his charming, dashing, heroic image that could've made him the secret agent protagonist of action films. ernest has no illusions about jacques snicket.

ernest also has no history with jacques snicket (like olaf), nor harbored any crush on jacques snicket (like some of the volunteers who he will graciously not name), but he's willing to admit that jacques snicket is not without his charms, that objectively speaking jacques snicket is quite attractive, and ernest is not a man without any appreciation for aesthetics. jacques snicket is stupidly heroic and has ideas about vfd that ernest pities him for, but he is dashing, objectively speaking. in a secret agent protagonist of an action film away. he looks at jacques snicket and feels like this guy walked straight out of a movie. he's entertaining. ernest is certainly entertained. at this hotel, one has to know how to find entertainment for oneself to survive the routine.

ernest has no delusions about jacques snicket, has no nostalgia about jacques snicket, has no history with jacques snicket, has never had a crush on jacques snicket and not about to start now. that said, jacques snicket is the very definition of adventurous and ernest is bored right now and wouldn't mind some low-stakes adventure, just for one afternoon, something that wouldn't change the balance of things between sides.

and he can trust jacques not to do any actual harm to him or take advantage of him because jacques snicket is, deep down, beneath his dramatic flair and heroic gestures and secret agent abilities, a noble person at heart.

so, ernest continues on, "you need jerome to require saving, so you can swoop in and save him heroically, but does he really need your saving? or do you just yearn to play hero too much? you've been enjoying this role too much and you can't stand the idea of he might not actually need your help -"

jacques' eyes flash dangerously. he grabs onto the collar of ernest's hotel manager uniform. "keep. jerome's. name. out. of. your. mouth."

"possessive much?" ernest grins sharply. "only you can use his name? jerome squalor, love of your life -" the grip on the collar tightens, and ernest's words got cut off for a moment. his mouth twists a little, partly in pain, partly in amusement, and he takes few seconds to compose himself - as much as his current position would allow him to, and says, "it must pain you that you're not able to act out the action hero fantasy with him. but you don't always need to be saving fragile millionaires from their wives to feel dashing and heroic, you can also be tackling a villainous villain to the ground and teaching him a lesson - after all, i hear that's what heroes do." he smiles, tauntingly. brilliantly.

the dangerous aura surrounding jacques seems to dissolve the more ernest goes on, morphing into an amused expression. which is about to be expected. jacques may be completely oblivious to certain sides of vfd, but he gets around too much to be oblivious to a bold invitation like this.

"why," he murmurs, in a low tone that makes ernest almost shiver. "are you offering, E?"

ernest denouement's boring afternoon is about to turn into something deeply satisfying.

#jacques snicket #ernest denouement #jacques x ernest #vera.txt #netflix!J #jerome squalor (not pictured)

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gogomeaty · 7 months

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OMG GOGO YOU'RE PLAYING BALDUR'S GATE 3?? TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT AND ALSO HAVE YOU INEVITABLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ASTARION YET... 👉👈

YEAH!!! IT'S SUCH A GREAT GAME AND I LOVE IT SM FR, I told you before that I usually don't play games but watch playthroughs but all the tiktoks made me want to play it myself and since I started I've been obsessed with it no matter how bad i was at first i was so excited jsjsjs.

It's so fun doing the side quest and going around exploring, it have so many funny moments with npcs and the group. Im still on act 1 so can't speak about the rest but i have seen small things about the other arcs (not enough to spoil me because i don't want spoilers nsjsns) and it goes from great to holly shit but im still trapped on the goblim/halsin arc jsj

I love Astarion, im trying so much to romance it and i think it's working, there I go trying to seduce this man. But it's difficult when you don't want to be too of a menace in the story and with the actions so i try the options i know he would like when it's something no too chaotic lmao

My first romance scene was with Lae'zel tho and i really like her because i love her personality and how rude she's, im trying to make her soft but not too much ksbsjsksn.

And my third I'm trying so hard to romance is Gale, everyome say that he falls in love with you so fast when you talk to him but not for me!! Or maybe im just dumb with how i play but at least i got like a little of a romance scene with him but nothing more after that 😭

You should definitely play it, it's an amazing game with millions of adventures, fights and so many options to smooch and have the deed with lsbskssk oh and the best part, you can make your own character and I love that

#miroyuuu #ask answers

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palskippah · 3 years

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Hi!!

This is a bad au idea, by me!!! aksjdksa

The ideas I’ve got so far are pretty basic and only about the things I like, sorry, it’s all rambling aksdjas, I guess it’s kinda long too, sorry about that aklsda [there's spoilers if you haven’t seen the show!]

Okay, so!

[be careful, there’s a tiny death mention!]

First things first, Milo, Melissa, Zack and Amanda are the four humans that are being psychologically tortured. They’re there even if they weren’t bad on purpose, because of the unfair point system that decides where humans go. Like, Milo is always trying to protect himself and people from Murphy’s law, but, and this is sort of dark, some people has been hurt or died anyways, and he can’t control that. He’s there for that reason, for hurting people indirectly, it’s very unfair of course, but seems perfect to explain the point system.

Anyways, so, there’s the “Good Place”, that is this Good Neighbourhood, the new form they’re trying to use to torture humans. This new idea was brought up by Cavendish, Mr Block doesn’t think that it’s a good idea at all, but he let him do it anyways. So, he steals a Good Dakota from the Good Place.

There are hundreds of Dakotas. And though I wanted him to wear his usual tracksuit I still like the idea of a vest and shirt like Janet wears, like it changes slightly every time he gets killed and updated asdkl.

At the beginning, he just goes with the orders and questions he gets, then he goes though all the updates and gets his personality. also,,, idk maybe there can be some dakavendish ajsdk. as a treat ey. :’v

Well. Cavendish. He creates this Good Neighbourhood with Dakota’s powers and his own, and there are a bunch of demons too that have kid disguises on. He’s constantly stressed about failing once again the test, and more so because his boss and colleagues always went about how it was a bad idea, and since demons are Mean by default, he feels a bit discouraged by all of the you’re useless and stupid and this idea sucks and so does your mum. And well, he fails, of course, because the kids are just too smart or something, more than him being incompetent, i can’t really remember what’s going on about that. All of a sudden I don’t remember the show alksjdas.

So, Milo is the one to feel that he doesn’t belong there, because it’s the Good Place and yet Murphy’s law keeps working (but maybe that’s just out of Cavendish’s hands, and Murphy’s law is just that powerful, and he tries to look for the files of other Murphy’s in the afterlife). Things go wrong and he feels scared about getting kicked out, so he goes to tell Zack, and he gets scared too because what if Milo gets caught and the architect sends him to the Bad Place. Melissa and Amanda are both sure they belong there, and pretty happy about it too. But once they get told about Milo’s problem, they get to try and support him, Amanda not right away tho, because she feels a bit nervous about Murphy’s law being right there.

By the moment that’s all I have. I’m still thinking over the thing with the other three humans, for the new test. And if it’s gonna be Doofensmirtz the judge that decides everything alksjdas, you know how judge Gen is sort of silly yet very serious about her job, but I’m not sure.

Oh and about Dakota and the kids, I say he warmed up to Milo first, you know how it is alkdjas he feels weird about the whole thing about torturing kids yet taking care of them as a Dakota, and all that.

#milo murphy's law #milo murphy #melissa chase #zack underwood #vinnie dakota #balthazar cavendish #amanda lopez #my art #im just gonna tag it as #AU #ajsksj could tag it as the good place?#i'm sorry i dont think i have more ideas than that but alksjdas #im still excited about this jsj #sorryyy #all of a sudden i forgot all about mml and the good place alksjdas #ive rewatched them a kind of times #:'y why'd i forget alkda

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cotccotc · 3 years

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⬚ comeback review — “ BORDER : CARNIVAL ” • ENHYPEN

i’ve been so excited that i decided to do an Official Review ksjdj and !!! it’s ~live~ lol

if u agree/disagree/want to discuss i’m totally down !!

nobody cares but let’s gET IT

⬚ Intro : The Invitation

the beginning gave me very much stranger things ?? for some reason

i forgot that jake was a member of the group. i was like omg there’s a Narrator-

BITCH i wish this chorus was attached to a full length song. the layered vocals and the blown out instrumental just. i need More and i need it Now u know?

RANK OUT OF ALL THE SONGS: 5

⬚ Drunk-Dazed

i love the dark & mysterious vibes !!! even though it’s super upbeat i love the darker bits. and the low brass/bass thing !!!!!!

harmonic dissonance my beloved <3

THE LITTLE DROP OUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHORUS .. MY BRAIN IS BUZZING

i want to run on a treadmill ...... like Right Now

in terms of the mv:

where the FUCK is my invite 😔

I LITERALLY LOVE THIS VIDEO MORE THAN I’VE LOVED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE WHOA it felt like i was watching a movie trailer !!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH and the bits where they’re just. partying ...... 😳$:&:&/&;&:&:&::&;

the dance looks so fun !!

BUT THEN THEY HIT U WITH THE SWITCH UP ......... SOMEBODY GET THESE BOYS A TISSUE OR TWO GODDAMN-

THE OUTFITS AT THE END 👁👄👁 HEESEUNG I 👁👄👁 SUNGHOON- 👁👄👁👁👁👁👄👄👄👁👄👄

RANK: 1 (im a sucker for title songs oops)

⬚ FEVER

i knew i’d love this song from the very beginning and was i WRONG? no

this bitch is gonna exist in my mind rent-free for the next month i can feel it

giving me very much “monster” by shawn mendes & justin bieber (which i love !!!)

loving the alternative energy overall so far !!!!! pop with an Edge is the best kind <33

adding it to my “sunset” playlist

RANK: 4

⬚ Not For Sale

THE LITTLE SOUNDS AT THE BEGINNING .............. i love the production on this album holy fuck

i will say though. i feel like the way it was mixed so far has felt a wee bit muddy ?? like everything blends into each other a bit and it’s a tiny bit muffled (which can be an artistic choice but i personally don’t love it .. i like when songs are Crispy)

but this one’s Crispier !!!!! u can hear more isolated sounds !! me likey

RANK: 6

⬚ Mixed Up

👁👄👁 TALK ABOUT CRISP omg the hi-hats in this ... <33333

LOVING THE ROCK TWIST AT THE PRE-CHORUS !!!! THE GUITAR REALLY ADDS TO THIS SONG HOLY HECK

A FUCKEN BOP

three words: i won’t stop ✋🏼😳

RANK: 3

⬚ Outro : The Wormhole

oh shit it’s already over-

GIVING ME VERY MUCH THE 1975 AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE I LOVE

THE BUILD UP OH MY LORD MY HEART IS RACING

AND WHEN IT BREAKS..... OH WOW .......... OH WOW OH WOW

well that was a 1:34 long spiritual experience i didn’t expect to have on a tuesday evening

RANK: 2

OVERALL REVIEW:

i loved it !!!!!!!!! it was really cohesive and i think the visuals for the drunk-dazed mv and the dances suit it well

GODDAMN IT THAT MV WAS INCREDIBLE !!! THE BESTIES WERE RIGHT

my only “problem” was with the mixing thing. i was listening at full volume which usually helps make things Crispier (i truly have no other way to describe it i apologize) but it was still a lil. muffled. (HOWEVER i should add that live performances eliminate that problem so .. i’ll just listen to those if need be jsjs)

i think i’ll love it more as i continue to listen !! it gets my seal of approval :)

#txt with v ☆#*reviews #enhypen #jsjs what am i doing

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b-ap · 5 years

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[181117] B.A.P Forever Tour in Philadelphia - Highlight of my Life

This was really one of the best concerts I’ve ever gone to. Despite being skeptical of JSJ from the beginning, I was still willing to risk it and buy the tickets. I was debating for a while to drop $400 or not for m&g but when you think about it, it was only $30 per photo with each of the boys (+ a hat, hoodie, and whistle) so that’s HELLA worth it. So I dropped nearly $600 for this concert but for real it was SO worth it. I was even willing to go down by bus all by myself and possibly wandering the streets of philly late at night for it but luckily was able to catch a ride!

These two BABYz gave out numbers from the very beginning like they marked down if you were plat or baby package and in the end JSJ and fans actually honored them! It was really great cuz we were able to leave the line to go to the bathroom or get food! BABYz around me were so nice and friendly too ;u; When it was time to go in to soundcheck and for the concert, we all actually got in order! It was REALLY nice like wow thank you philly babyz!! We were let in a little late for soundcheck cuz apparently bap was doing some kind of interview?? As for soundcheck, it was sooOOOoooOOO good!!! They kinda mixed up plat and baby but oh well whatever I still got like 3rd row so *^* WOOHOO! The stage was up really high and the venue was quite small, but philly crowd’s passion was explosive and powerful!! At the beginning of soundcheck Zelo kept like peeking out from the backstage door *^* they were ODing the fog machine so you could only see silhouettes at the door sometimes OTL. Daehyun was the first to come out! He came in this big puffer jacket and had earphones and and was smiling so cutely!! That wonderful wonderful kitty smile!! OH MY HEART PLEASE HAVE MERCY!! And then the others came out! <3 Zelo was wearing like PJ pants lmao the same one he wore in that IG pic of him in the truck, jongup was wearing leather (i think.....), himchan wore the tour hoodie, and youngjae wore a long coat. BUT YEAH the first song they did was TMJ and the crowd was hella LIT!!! Like everyone was singing their lungs out and jumping and being really really excited! We all started jamming out hardcore at the very first note of TMJ and I just knew it was about to be epic. BAP was sooo happy!! They really enjoyed it as well! And then they did DWIF and omfg daehyun was soooo cute cuz we were so loud during the OH!! part that he was like :O!!!!! and gave us two thumbs up!! The others were really happy too!! And then Zelo was controlling the crowd with his hands LOL like he was making us go side to side like a wave and then jongup was doing this weird dance too lmaooo we hyped up each other so much! It was soo much fun ;A; too bad we couldn’t record but JSJ got a ( video )~!! Like just listen to BABYz singing along at the beginning!! ( dh shocked at 0:41, thumbs up at 0:51)

We had to go back outside again after the concert and that’s when the line got a little messy since now there was also GA peeps and the sidewalk is only so big to fit like 3 different lines. But it worked out in the end and we got in order!! AND YA GIRL GOT FCKN 2ND ROW HEEEEEEEEELLLL YEAHH!! I had a GREAT view!! There was actually quite a lot of space and like NO pushing!! (except this one bishhhh but whatever that’s another story -.- i’ll delete her from my memory) But wow pit was fCKN great like wow the fanchants!! The whistles!! NO PUSHING!! LIKE WHAT WOOOW I LOVE YOU (this was an all standing venue btw). When we were waiting for the concert to start, they played a bunch of their songs and everyone was scream-singing the lyrics (well more like trying to LOL we can’t korean) We had our own bap concert with an empty stage lmaooo

AND AHHHH BAP WAS SOOOO GOOD AT FANSERVICE!!! Himchan noticed me like several times i fucking cRy!! He looked and waved at mee TWICE and like gestured to focus on zelo for recording and taking pics when it was his part AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Like last year he saw me struggling in pit (cuz that was HELL) and looked worried I CRY and he smiled at me too huuuhuuu himchan youre a fckn angel I LOVE YOU!!! I made a half heart at daehyun and hE FCKN COMPLETED IT I WAS ABOUT TO FCKN DIE RIGHT THEN AND THERE LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!! JOngup threw so many hearts and kisses at the crowd and youngjae blew so many kisses!! They were waving as much as possible to fans and daehyun, bless his heart, kept saying thank you!!thank you!! at any chance he could get!

During Q&A, bap spent the longest time arguing about harry potter houses pmsl and then yj was just like idk i never watched it (shame on you bro) and then himchan was like EXPECTRO PATRONUM!! (nerrRRRddddd). Jongup said he was fckn Dobby like bruH thats not even a house!!! YJ was like forget this!! and said, “PASS!!” Himchan said that he was Slytherin and then jongup said that Himchan would be fkcn Snape and did this dramatic coat sweeping straightening up his back thing LOL so himchan said Jongup would be a muggle pmsl Zelo did like a broom riding imitation??? irdk.... Next question was what was your favorite song that you’ve ever made. Jongup answered Photo and sang a little of it (so then where is the studio version biiSHHHhh) but lol BABYz were like SEXY CLAP!!!!!! Youngjae pulled out a question, looked at it and was like NOPE! and put it back pmsl! The next question was what tricks can Mochii do and then youngjae was frckn like body slamming zelo and jongup lmaooo. Zelo was sooooo cute he was telling the story of how Mochii bit in all in English!! He said how he was eating and was struggling to explain that Mochii was under the table so BABYz were helping him! He said that he dropped cheese and then Mochii went to eat it but Zelo tried to stop him. Mochii bit and and then Zelo was like “ooh! bloood! my dog is ...wildlife” but the way he said blood was soo cute like the oo in moon instead of “blud” This sweet precious boy!! His English was so good!!!! The next question was to sing happy birthday to a BABY named Jenny (wow you LUCKY girl im sooo jelly omfg). So Zelo sings her hbd really dramatically lmao and they give her their sweaty towel and Zelo gave her a water bottle too!! They’re so sweet!!!!!!!

During their other talk segment, Youngjae was like since our tour in america, philly has been the most passionate! So we all SCREAMED and cheered like crazy! Daehyun was like hold up!! AGAIN! and went to grab a phone. He made us all scream and cheer again so he could record it. The boys kept gesturing to scream louder and more and were totally enjoying the cheers! I hope we conveyed our love for them well enough!! Also Daehyun release that footage soon pls!!! He told us we did a good job screaming lmaoo! Youngjae kept making sounds for us to repeat lmao like ooOOoooo (idk how to describe it LOL) and then was like “maestro!” when trying to silence us with his fingers like a conductor LOL but we kept screaming things LOL someone was like “this is my first kpop concert!!” so youngjae was like “sounds good!” and gave a thumbs up. Jongup also did the conductor thing hahahah Daehyun promised to come back again next year and I REALLY REALLY hope that they do!!!!

The solos were beyond amazing. Like rewatching youngjae and daehyun’s solos made me tear up like how do such beautiful voices exist in this world? Did I really hear those ethereal voices in real life? It was sooo mesmerizing and breathtaking! Youngjae’s gorgeous baritone voice singing that smooth ballad huuuhuuu my heEArt!!! Daehyun’s heartwrenchingly beautiful voice, song, and lyrics wow let me just lie down and drown in my tears rn bYE! DaeUp’s duet was so cool, Jongup’s TML was perfect as usual, Zelo’s solo was sinful oh my those hip and that peach *blushes* it was suuuper fun and Zelo enjoyed it a LOT too!!! He lifted up his shirt!!

THEN IT WAS M&G TIME!!! They set up the background right in front of the stage. We lined up to go in and bap was standing like: jongup, youngjae, daehyun, himchan, zelo! It was plat individual photos first, then baby group + hi-touch, then plat group + hi-touch. BABYz really went for it!! Like a lot of us got hugs! We were able to watch the whole m&g but they didnt let us have our phones out ;A; (and I also had used up all 6.5 GB of space on my phone OTL) BAP were SOOOOOOOO sweet UGH we stan literal ANGELS!! They love BABYz so fricken much!! JSJ was sooo nice to allow a lot of fan interactions AHHHHHHHH BAP did a lot of cute poses and played around with BABYz! LEt mE TELL YOU THAT BAP IS SERIOUSLY SOOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, GORGEOUS, STUNNING, MESMERIZING, UP CLOSE HOW DID MY HEART EVEN SURVIVE?????? I GOT TO BEAR HUG EVERYONEEEE THEYRE ALL SO TALL AND IM HELLA SMOL SO THEY HAD TO SQUAT DOWN FOR ME HUUHUU THYE LIKE PATTED MY BACK DURING THE HUGS TOO AHHHHHH WE HAD A DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME WITH ALL OF THEM!!! I TOLD DAEHYUN I SAW HIM IN KOREA IN ASU AND HE WAS LIKE OOOOOH THANK YOU!!! CURSES TO MY TINY AF VOICE CUZ I DONT THINK THEY ALL EVEN REALLY HEARD WHAT I SAID SOMETIMES!!! I told Zelo he was too tall for me lmaooo I really wanna see how much he had to bend down for me! I seriously wished that my m&g was recorded but :((((((((((( After my m&g I legit squealed and hugged my friend lmao but the staff yelled at us for being too loud LMAO BUT GIRL WE JUST HUGGED FCKN KINGS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We tried to contain ourselves as much as possible LOL Daehyun said thank you out loud to a lot of BABYz after their m&g! Zelo kept dabbing at BABYz lmaooo a lot of them didnt notice tho cuz he would do it after they had already passed him HAHAHA when it was my hi-touch I dabbed at Zelo hahah and he dabbed back :D I wanted to get a group hug from them but i got too excited and FUCKING FORGOT to ask for a group hug *kicks myself* Now I wish I had written my name on a name tag (like “HI I’M JUNIE”) and hope they wouldve said “HI JUNIE” but I didnt OTL

I really wish I could relive the whole day. I wish I was able to record my m&g and got a group hug or them to say my name or I had said something more to them but it’s ok my heart is very very happy and I love bap soo much. My 7 year love for them continues and I will really love them forever. Let’s meet again soon, my loves! I’m looking forward to then~!

#i wrote this during the 2 hour drive back to the city #i actually ditched my friends that weekend to go to the concert LOL cuz it was the same weekend as an anime convention #but i dont regret it at all LOL im sorry friends #i still remember the m&g #i miss them a lot #this fanaccount is so cringe but hey its my feels #lowkey wish i can like steal the venue's security footage of the night lmao #gosh theyre so beautiful #i wish i couldve gotten that last group hug though huuhuu #oh yeah warning this thing is hella long #if you read it then wow #fanaccount #bap #reread this to relive that night #and now im sad #:(

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