#im such a simp fr

[rosyronkey]

what are your like, required absolute-must-see hugh dancy movies? i love him dearly, obv, but it's difficult to know where to start

OH I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!

his discography isn't big persay, so you could realistically watch all of them (i'm halfway through??) but it slightly depends on what you want to see him in, and if you prefer twink hugh or not.

ella enchanted, jane austen book club, and confessions of a shopaholic are probably the best ones you can watch if you want some mindless entertainment and a cute guy. the plot is easy to understand, the relationships are simple, and they're all well made movies that you can find on most streaming platforms.

blood and chocolate, adam, and king arthur are edgy-ier choices in my opinion, they're all still well-made as hell, but with the exception of blood and chocolate his character is tougher and less twinky 😔 and they're all a bit heavier in terms of plot, with adam having an autistic character who is actively being pushed out of his comfort zone, and blood and chocolate being about like. werewolves i guess that isn't heavier

tl;dr ella enchanted or confessions of a shopaholic are good for mindless entertainment but if you want something more king arthur or adam are your best friends

#hugh dancy #im such a simp fr #will graham #confessions of a shopaholic #luke brandon #adam raki #grigg #ella enchanted #prince charmont #westley speaks

[p4nishers]

no really ALL im saying is if aziraphale was infront of ME and me only and even gave me a smallest amount of attention i would've already confessed right there. wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes let alone 6000 YEARS. nuh uh. especially if he slutted me out while dressed like THAT in 1793 or rizzed me up in 1941. i may be oblivious but im not dumb as fuck and i would've taken THE FUCKING HINT. unlike SOMEONE. ugh if only i was in crowley's place this shitshow wouldn't have taken more than aziraphale's eyelashes to flutter once and i'm done for the wedding is already in full swing oh lookie here a priest appeared completely out of nowhere how odd how mysterious!! anyway we must not waste this opportunity let's just get over w it for completely normal regular reasons YEP!! nothing to see here just a perfectly regular every day wedding !! like come on man atp u gotta blame urself for wasting opportunities like that

#lets all be completely absolutely dead fr rn. if aziraphale smiled at YOU and complimented YOUR stars u would've fallen ass over heels in #love too dont deny it now #just SOME OF US would actually do something abt that shit rather than sigh and yearn and crave and whatever tf that simp ass got up to #im joking btw but COME ON he's soo pretty i wouldn't have been strong enough to wait any time at all #im reading a fic where everyone is under a love spell over aziraphale and fall immediately in love w him the moment they look at him and im #just now realizing that's unironically how i'd act around him if he was real and that's embarrassing as shit #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow

[dalvs-wife]

farmboy

#my art #uty #uty fanart #undertale yellow #uty starlo #starlo #nerdlo nerdlo nerdlo ... #fyi im not a starlo simp he's just my blorbo #my skrunkly if you would #dalv's my husband fr...

[ruelin024]

You have his what? :)

Is it cockblocking of you like em' both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cause Shii~ The more the merrier, I guess.

Do any of you remember where this joke came from?

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

#undertale art #sans undertale #killer sans #killer sans by rahafwabas #classic sans #sans x y/n #killer x reader #was it necessary? #nah but fr #im a simp #ruelin024art

[jpxfordsstuff]

How them nanami fans be grieving

#im a simp #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #edit #nanami x reader #jjk nanami #nanami kento #nanami smut #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen nanami #Anyway FR #Tumblr

[throwaway-yandere]

... Okay after all these polls I'm convinced I don't know my reader demographic HAHAHAHA. If you don't read my writing pls skip this (the reason why some of them are grouped together is cuz they seem to attract similar audiences + 12 option limit lol)

#I'll be real I only really put Dain here so I can vote on the poll hAHAHAHAHHAHA #BUT FR I'M “???” AT THE PREV POLL RESULTS IM WONDERING IF I MISUNDERSTOOD YALL- I THOUGHT MAJORITY OF YOU WETE HAITHAM SIMPS HAHAHAHAJHAHA

[motivated-breeze]

falling in love with v was truly a "your f/o chose you" moment tbh from the first time I saw him

maybe I should do something with urizen too, just maybe

#devil may cry #dmc vergil #dmc5 #dmcv #devil may cry v #dmcv v #dmc v #vergil sparda #self ship #self shipping #self insert #self ship community #rodney simps #fr i love em so much im crying #funny story here btw i accidentally deleted the first version that was already coloured but im so glad to push through after that ong #anyway i love v and vergil <3 #also #dmcv griffon #annoying birb <3

[thetopichot]

Hey, guys, I just noticed something about Vampire Auron.

*grabs your face & points at the board* Look. Look at the gorgeous mfs eyes. *Sigh* No, I'm not trying to be gay. I'm being so fr rn.

You see how his eyes, in a way, dialates. Not just like normal eye dilation. Like a cat!

Auron is a cat. That's what I'm trying to say.

Thank you for your time.

#the cat speaks #simping #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #vampire auron #im lying i am being gay #but fr tho #AURON COULD POSSIBLY PURR #MAYBE #JUST MAYBE #CONSIDER IT CHAT CONSIDER IT

[rokso-o]

weekly dose of the lcf manhwa serotonin boost ✨

cale just looking good in every possible angle

GUESS WHO’S BACK?!

my mans is back 🥳🥳🥳

THIS GOT ME HAKDJDKHDDKJDKDJDDKDJ i WILL eat him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cale in his actor era (he looks SO MF good in this i swear this man got me running LAPS also pan-nim i will never forget this service as long as i live . I COULD LITERALLY WRITE U. ESSAYS RN ABOUT HHISSSSS LIKE I CAN WAX U POETRY RIGHT NOW IM NOT EVEN CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY no cos u gotta me completelyy unhinged Nahhhhhhh nahhhhhhh)

and the TRUE highlights of this chapter

our cute, silly, grumpy little dragon. the shocked kittens. and best girl on. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

#guys i SWEAR im so normal abt cale and beacrox.... babes i am #THEY ARE JUST SOOOO....... [squeezes them in my hands] #I LOVE BEACROX A NORMAL AMOUNT I SEARCH FOR HIM EVERY CHAPTER LIKEEEEEEEEEE THERE ARE LEVELS TO THIS SHIT IM TELLING U.P #hello and welcome back to NO ONE ASKED BUT LITTLE MISS TUMBLR USER rokso-o SHARES HER THOUGHTS #no one asked but i will simp LOUD & PROUD babes.... you guys im alr drafting an apology letter once team earth gets drawn cos once we see #a GLIMPSE of mister lee soo hyuk.... oh u best believe you’d never hear the END of it..... #but for now lemme STFU FR !! #lout of the count’s family #lcf #lcf spoilers #lcf manhwa #cale henituse #lcf cale #trash of the count's family #tcf #tcf manhwa #tcf spoilers #tcf cale #lcf on #lcf raon #lcf hong #tcf on #tcf beacrox #tcf hong #tcf raon

[graveyard-cuddles]

I really have over 800 hours in bg3 and have only romanced Astarion to completion out of all the tadpole crew.

#i also partially romanced Minthara in one run #and Gale in another #but both times i ended up chosing astarion again when i was forced to choose #bc ofc i did #embarrassing #i need to take a break and play another game at this point but I also really need to do another romance route fr this time #no hate pls im just a poor simp #bg3 #astarion

[masked-artist-xp]

*proceeds to simp*

Avarice(human ver.) belongs to @a-v-j

#artists on tumblr #art #traditional art #my art #human!avarice #avarice #im a simp #fr f*ck me mommy- /j #mommy mommy mommy #she'd easily trigger my masochism- #stfu lemme be a homosexual- #...this is why i call myself slurs... #im probably gonna draw more of her- #both skele and human- #just cuz she's hot- #love my messy shading #i need to get a new pen #my pen is falling apart #fanart

[softavasilva]

im gonna take my leave now🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#this isnt even the worst one out of all the tweets LMFAO #her voice.....im on my knees scraping at the goddamn floor trying to reach for that tangible sensation of her voice #ENOUGH #i actually wasnt even expecting to be on this vid at all actually #like i fr thought i was safe bc i didnt think i said anything remotely thirsty BUT THEN I #FORGOT I SIMPED FOR THE MUSCLES I COMPLETELY FORGOT I HIT SENT ON THAT LMFAO IMAGINE MY JAW DROPPING #HAND CLENCHING ON THE SHEETS #THROAT IN MY HEART IFJRJNFIDJFINFJDN #this is where i live now. in this video. forever #cheska ate pag nakita kita bibigay ko yung puso ko sayo pede mo ibenta idc i owe you my life #kty #kristina tonteri young #wn cast #warrior nun cast

[moonbiit-arts]

Jingliu doodle bc im currently simping over her

#jingliu #honkai star rail #star rail #hsr #moon #lunae #xianzhou luofu #art #xianzhou alliance #doodle #sketch #might render this tho #idk #i wanna cosplay her so bad #manga #mommy #im a simp im a simp #but also shes me fr #jing liu #hoyoverse #mihoyo

[experimentfae]

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE🎉

Btw here are some Scrooge 2022 simping memes

#ebenezer scrooge #scrooge netflix #im a simp #im simping #scrooge 2022 #we live on britain’s most festive street – but a scrooge ruins the fun for everyone #scrooge: a christmas carol #he is so gorgeous #babygirl fr #Scrooge simp

[oxymoronicmoron]

nosramus x reader i dont have any cool title ideas please bear w me

Slender fingers entwined with yours, a gentle hold, a quiet show of affection. “When will you be back?” The man before you asked. His voice was silent, silent enough for his words to be mistaken for the wind, had you not been paying attention. “You know I cannot answer that.” Your response seemed to have hurt him just as much as it hurt you, his displeasure obvious by the look on his face. His hands were pale and freezing… and trembling. Trembling against your own. “I can’t know if I’ll ever be back.” You continued. God, how you wished your words were untrue. How you wished you could remain by his side, listening to his rambles and watching as he worked. You could tell he enjoyed the company, judging by how he acted in your absence. You couldn’t help but wonder if he notices the change in his mood when you’re gone, it would be safe to assume you were his only friend. Were you even friends anymore? Or something more? Were the acts you had committed born of mutual attraction, or pure need? You could not tell. “I suppose it is quite the gamble in these dungeons, is it not?” You laughed, he joined you. The man’s laugh was airy and pained, though his movements remained graceful still. He was a sight for sore eyes, a kind soul trapped inside the dungeons out of his own will. But you had other plans, plans that required you to leave this place, and had it not been for him, you would have already gone through with them. But he made you want to stay, a diamond hidden behind rubble, treasure buried feet deep inside the earth. His work could only be done here, and yours could only be done out there, and you hated it. You wanted to take him outside, to take him with you, to never let go. He was the comfort you needed in this God-Forsaken place, he did everything in his power to ensure your safety and stability, and you’re taking away those exact things from him due to your own selfish goals and aspirations. You took away his everything and now you’re leaving, and you know that you won’t be able to look inside the mirror and see yourself anymore, only the person that this hellhole has shaped. But for now, he is still before you. For the limited amount of time you have together, he is here, as are you. You find yourself taking a step closer, burying your head in his chest, staining his beige robes with your tears, and in turn he embraces you, wrapping his arms around you and placing his chin atop your head. He feels your pain, he understands you, and he too wishes he could stay by your side. At times, he has considered it… he’s an immortal being, and you are not. Maybe he could leave the dungeons, join you for the duration of your life, and return once you are fully gone, but he knows his limits. He wouldn’t be able to handle that, the hurt and the pain it would cause him or the insecurity it would cause you. He knows that your departure is for the best. And when you’re finally ready, when you finish sobbing into his chest, when you finish shaking like an abandoned puppy… …He lets go of you. As do you. And with a nod, you leave. And none of you know if you will ever return.

#nosramus #i posted this on ao3 too but the title there is SO unserious #im such a major simp for this man you dont even KNOW #nosramus x reader #oneshot #angst #hurt minimal comfort #very short so sorry #hes a need fr #fear & hunger #fear and hunger fanfic #probably ooc

[cupidwithaknife]

help he's such a sly fox :")

#dreaming freedom #free in dreams #lucid dreaming #siyun baek #jeongmin #manhwa #im scared for them but i can't stop simping T^T #my fav yandere #geez why is he so perfect #we all need therapy fr #red flag but i aint wearing my glasses