#im surprised but not complaining

[pakost61]

glasses fogged up

#just needed an excuse to draw my babygirl once again #also im surprised that the update didnt add a dialogue with harvey where he complains that because of the steam he cant see:(((( #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #stardew valley 1.6 #stardew valley update #stardew valley harvey #sdv harvey #my art

[puppyeared]

Unsurprisingly assigned fairy type so heres me as a pokemon/fakemon lol

#I honestly should have seen it coming LMAO #my whimsy and fruity behaviour has captivated you ooooohoohoohoo #(not complaining btw I see myself as fairy type as well hahfhgb) #I also saw a lot of grass and normal type which was surprising but I think it makes sense!!! #thank u for assigning me a type it satisfies my curiosity #I used clowns/werewolves as my base as well as my sona for this.. and I wanted a switch form type kind of like Morpeko and finizen #puppierrot is puppy + Pierrot and Houndrel is hound + scoundrel #this was fun to make!!!! I was also thinking dark/psychic and fairy/psychic could work but eh #and yea I know dark and normal are type opposites. but volcanion exists so im going to ignore the inconsistencies #myart #puppysona #fakemon #pokemon #character design #sona #edit:went back and changed the typing to fairy/dark and fairy/normal

[bruciemilf]

:(( Early Adoption AUs where Dick and Jason kidnap baby Tim is such, such a good trope.

It all started when they were playing in the yard.

They miss Bruce everytime he leaves for a dumb meeting, and if they have to wait outside for him until it darkens, that's what they'll do.

They're having fun. Alfred even allowed them to turn the sprinklers on and get the bathtub toys out. It's not everyday Gotham allows sunshine showers, after all.

Jason spots Tim first.

A mess of dark locks creeping through his pink binoculars. Tim is a small kid. Jason notices the chair behind him. He also notices the inside of his house is fairly empty.

They don't agree on much, not on anything, really.

But they KNOW a baby isn't supposed to look that sad.

Bruce comes home a couple hours later, sighing in relief as moonlight shadows cool down his skin. He practically melts under the sun. Alfred jokes (or at least, Bruce hopes he is) its the vampire genes in him.

Still. He rarely, if ever, sees Alfred nervous.

" Don't you want to tell me about patrol?"

Bruce frowns, " You don't like hearing about it. I have to shower. I can't play with Dickie and Jay if I reek of blood."

" Just go to the other bathroom."

Now, he's suspicious. " In the bathroom you never let me use? Because the boys used it like a water park? The bathroom you've explicitly told me you'll make me an orphan again over?"

Alfred shrugs, " It's a nice bathroom."

There's giggles streaming through his bedroom door and Bruce pauses. He knows exactly how his babies sound when they're happy.

He knows the tell-tale mischief in Dick's bright snickers and Jason's ear popping shriek is Bruce's favorite sound.

But there's another one, smaller and thinner, yet joyful.

He gives Alfred one last look before entering, and the sight freezes him in his tracks.

Right there, there's his boys, drowning in his work suit jackets, with glitter markers smeared all over their eyelids. The bright reds and greens pop around Bruce's eyeliner.

And in the middle of them there's tiny, itty bitty Tim Drake, also smudge-eyed but GLOWING with a toothy grin.

"B!" Dick's eyes are wide, " Uh...So you're probably wondering...About this."

"Hn."

Then, Tim surprises them all when he points a finger at him, " Batman."

Oh, boy.

#basically im soft for the kids playing around with bruces eyeliner/makeup lol #bruce has a meeting with jack drake the following week. he listens to the man complain about his son's dissapearance #getting in the way of work. ' you didnt happen to see tom around anywhere. have you?' and bruce's fist twitches. #he masks surprise 'oh. i didn't know you had a son.' #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batdad #soft bruce wayne #writing #my writing #fluff #alfred pennyworth

[xiiiwayfinders]

Less than 6 days til Rebirth how we feeling

#this is surprising cloud heavy but im not complaining #cloud strife #genesis rhapsodos #aerith gainsborough #ff7 wedge #vincent valentine #tifa lockhart #yuffie kisaragi #sephiroth #clerith #cloti #text post meme #final fantasy vii

[jarrussyndulla]

alina starkov who??? this is the kaz brekker show bitch

#he really is that girl #ok i like alina don’t come for me #but the end of episode 5 ruined me!?? #im genuinely SO surprised so much of this is about kaz #not complaining bc he is my son i love him #but still so surprised #shadow and bone #sab #sab 2 #sab spoilers #kaz brekker #freddy carter

[wolfxe]

i now understand what people mean by the curse of a Tumblr post that gets more than 500 notes. where are all of these people coming from

#og #im glad my explanation of the boops is helpful but damn thats a lot of notifs #not complaining! just surprised #someone said soemthing about pregnant castiel in the notes. and good for them it just almost killed me out of shock #update: #i did in fact turn off reblogs for the post #cause it got to 10k notes and my blood pressure started rising

[alientoastt]

thursdays are meaningful again (magnus protocol)

#babble #im having a good time #purpoesfully avoided like everything possible until listening to it. 0 expectations. big fan of colin and ive worked with alices. id love t #pick apart how in two episodes her verbal approach to work is established but i dont have the spoons. shes not just anti capitalist shes. #shes like a teenager about it. how do i explain that better #complaining and continuing on because the idea of The Great Chain is immutable to her and she comforts herself with platitudes and thinking #of things unseriously? which is normal. not ideal but normal. its a coping mechanism with living under capitalism #and putting sam between her. serious gwen. and colin off like. eating a keyboard and weeping in his spare time. i like it #i wouldnt be surprised if sam and alice broke up because of her unseriousness but i like her so much.ive been her. #she and colin work at the same chain restaurant shes on register colin is a dishwasher and their bond is unbreakable. to me #bit unsure if any of this makes sense. eh. #tmagp

[thekidsarentalright]

genuinely do not get how ppl are already complaining abt this cover like the lyrics are literally just listing important things that have happened, he sounds incredible AND joe trohman is killing it on the guitar in the background how could u have a problem w any of it .

#i will just say given who i have seen complaining and the fact they arent mainly fob fans if u get what i mean im not surprised HFKRN #but like damn being so negative and not knowing how to just enjoy things must suck </3 could never be me! #txt

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[flyingbuddiies]

the day osc tumblr stops fighting over tacomic is the day we all heal [adding my personal opinion in the tags]

#tacomic neg #adding the tags so the people im talking about can see this and actually digest it with their eyeballs #its just so tiring #why do u guys care about ship discourse so much for ships that aren't even bad or hurting anyone #please just look away and stop complaining and being unnecessarily mean to people who are doing nothing wrong #i've never seen any actual tacomic shippers MAKE them abusive or toxic or belittle other ships and be so hostile towards them #also it'll make you much happier instead of making you pointlessly mad all the time if u just stop caring #i think people should just stop fighting each other cause it gets nowhere and just makes both parties mad and upset for no reason #but the osc thrives off of negativity and infighting for some reason idk why im even saying this. im not surprised this is happening. #its been like this ever since i joined. don't you guys ever take a break instead of being so negative all the time? #its also hypocritical for reasons i've said before but i don't feel like starting anything up

[chekensheppppp]

Pokémon Direct (Feburary 27, 2024)

What I expected:

What I got:

#cheken's nonsense #not that im complaining #i for one welcome this surprise #please give kalos justice with this GF #pokemon #kalos #pokemon xy #legends z-a #pokemon direct

[per-the-jellicle-magician]

So I drew some Mefistrap aka Mefistofeliks x Munkustrap aka Warsaw Misto x 98 Munk, cuz I'm the only person shipping it and I really really wanted something with them so yeah

And I'm really proud of myself for how it came out

#im kinda surprised at my drawing skills improving so much in just a few months #but im not complaining cuz now i can draw those two disasters as much as i want #cats the musical #cats warsaw #cats 1998 #mefistofeliks #mistoffelees #munkustrap #mefistrap #munkoffelees #jellicle cats #my art

[lonely-night]

There's an upcoming movie starring Joanne Kelly and Bridget Regan as sisters???? ARE YALL SEEING THIS???

#rambling tag #joanne kelly #bridget regan #WHATS WITH ALL THE 2010S ACTRESSES WORKING TOGETHER SHGDGDHDJDKK #im not complaining IM JUST SURPRISED #Instagram

[cupidszone]

don’t know what im more surprised at 1. jeni saying yes or 2. mitch willing to try being loyal

#thats a lie im more surprised at mitch #jeni is too smitten to complain #down bad doesn’t even cover it #*jenifer #*mitchell #crybaby whims #crybaby whims challenge #cupidszone crybaby whims #cwcgen5 #ts4 #the sims #sims 4 #the sims 4 #simblr #sims gameplay #sims legacy #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #ts4 simmer #ts4 simblr #ts4 story #ts4 screenies

[courfee]

where were all of you loving barty x james when dani and i did those 24601 darksun videos 9 months ago

#like not complaining its a great if chaotic ship im just surprised #like where does it come from now all of a sudden where was the hype when i was actively creating content for it #theres several videos of us making out in james and barty cosplay #and a bunch of us not kissing haha #hp #marauders #darksun #barty x james #killerchaser #james x barty #(anyway i dont care what yall are doing this ship will always feel like it belongs to dan and i)

[zarvasace]

It's times like this I wish I had a cane or something. I'm a little worried about getting to our parade watching spot tomorrow!

#im fine just complaining #dont be surprised if you get a venty comforty fic the day after tomorrow #ive mostly written tomorrows #but after that? #up for grabs man #i speak from the coffin