#im thirsty get over it

[brainrots-and-stuff]

Sometimes I just look at mobei and think how good SQH's taste in man is

#mxtx #mobei jun #shang qinghua #moshang #mobei is fine FINE #Qinghua must be so dehydrated from looking at mobei everyday SMH #bitches get so thirsty over him they dehydrate #its me im bitches

[poohbea]

I-I’m screaming without the ‘s’ !! 😭😫

#y'all please just look at my pimp daddy omfg im gonna COMBUST #his lap looking real empty rn #it's got 'pooh' written allll over it #mm he's just calling me #you see his face?? he's like 'pooh get your ass over here baby' #i'm comin daddy !!!🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ #i'm tryna lick this man from head to toe #use him as a trampoline #take that cigar outta his mouf and smoke it while he's deep all up in my guts #YALL DONT UNDERSTAND IM LOSING MY GOTDAMN MIND RN #⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ pooh is thirsty ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹ #one piece crocodile #one piece fanart #one piece #crocodile one piece #croc one piece #croc fanart #art #fanart #twitter #link #thirst

[grimmgrinningghouls]

I get so scared with every new gundam ep because they keep teetering on the edge of love triangle bullshit

#the anxiety #gundam #gundam the witch from mercury #g witch #wfm #the witch from mercury #please guys just dont do this harem love triangle shit im so tired of it i just want suletta and miorine to be happy #just let suletta and miorine be in love PLEASE #Im so thirsty for sapphic content every sapphic show I watch gets fucked over #please just one good sapphic show where the lesbians can be happy and it doesn't get cancelled

[qeyond]

Anyway, Happy Pride! Here's my BirthdayMassacre playlist.

#q music #birthdaymassacre #death note #the vibes for this is naomi being a polite lady house wife quiet and well kept for her FBI fiance. traditional gender role shit. #but then falling in love with a blood thirsty creature man and losing her SHIT!!! going NUTS!! getting a taste for BLOOD #theyre crazed together and B is head over heels for her. ADORES her. RESPECTS her. shes GORGEOUS shes STRONG shes AMAZING #she kicks his ass when he needs it and makes him control his shit. but also they go nuts together and murder and crimes and bite eachother: #she adores B she wants to study him she wants to keep him on a leash she wants to sloppy make out with him she wants to be #totally unravelled by him. he respects her for being who she is and she EATS IT UP. she feels free and adored for who SHE is #he feels adored by her for who HE is. he loves that she tames him. he loves that they are fucked up together. #theyre healthy theyre evil theyre awful theyre enabling each other in the worst ways but its a beautiful dance <3 #also listen im never going to forgive ray penber for trying to push naomi into being a sweet little house wife #ITS NOT HER!!!!! maybe killing for fun isnt really her either but its more her than being kept under lock and key by some Dude #also i know all the things she said doesnt match the vibe but it was one of my first queer songs as a teen and it has as special a place #in my heart as beyond birthday does. AND birthdaymassacre is queer so :) <3 #anyway please note any playlist i share is never complete. im always adding more music as i find it :) so stick around if u like <3 #beyond birthday #naomi misora

[lauriel816]

Appreciating Evan’s performance in Monster and NOT sexualizing this character or romanticizing the things he did are two opinions that can coexist

#okay first thing first he definitely deserves an emmy for all the work he put in #but I just don’t get it why there are people actually thirstying over the character #im speechless #you people are insane #you do realize it’s NOT a fictional character right #evan peters #monster: the jeffrey dahmer story #lauriel blabbering

[dirt-str1der]

Kazumaji date idea: after kiryu gets settled to life running the orphanage he remembers majima exists and calls him to ask if he needs a vacation and majimas like (so fucking tired) YES and leaves nishida in charge of daigo (“Oyaji where are you going ??!? What will i tell the men??” “How the fuck should i know?? Figure it out!!!!!”) and kiryu introduces him to the kids and brings him around town and shows him the best eateries and bars and beats up some hooligans and majima gets so horny watching kiryu crush some guys skull with a metal trashcan and then throw him into a canal that he starts cackling maniacally and pulling out his knife and kiryu is like (secretly thrilled) not this again. Anyway while theyre both stinging with the cuts and bruises afterglow kiryu brings majima to the beach for a romantic sunset walk (majima treated the kids to a bunch of takeout so kiryu didnt have to cook and kiryus like “thank you ... ill pay you back”and majimas like “naww this is my thank ya for showin me such a good time”) and they leave their shoes at morning glory so they can play in the water and majima gets stung by a jellyfish and kiryu has to pee on him

#Yakuza 3 #Kazumaji #i dont even know how to tag this because i want people to see it but i feel like i will be crucified for this #Yakuza #ooohhh im a thirsty little flower #sorry i was just remembering that peeing on a jellyfish sting doesnt help and might actually make it worse and then i thought well kiryu #definitely wouldnt know that and i was thinking majima could definitely trick him into believing it by choking out something like #the ammonia in urine helps it heal. quick !!! i dont wanna die kiryu chan !!! #and kiryu has to angrily take his swim trunks off and hose him down and it gets everywhere because he didnt bring his stp #kiryu has board shorts i think actually. and majima has speedos because he wants to show skin #upon kiryus insistence though he had to put on a shirt because his tattoo will scare the kids #and majimas like theyre all in bed by now kiryu chan nobody is going to see (said suggestively) and kiryus like Ill lend you one of mine— #and majimas immediately like Okay hand it over #hes not getting it back btw #does this go in the pee tag because of how much i talk about the pee ? #Pee tag

[sohcean]

i love my family

#if you’ve followed me for awhile i’ve made this abundantly clear #but my dad is so funny he’s the chillest person i know and i love him #my mom and sister get hangry and crabby and he’s just ~.~ over there #anyway im just saying this bc i asked him to go get me kirin tea #there’s no reason i can’t get it myself im fine just thirsty and the convenience store is down the street #plus i have enough yen to grab stuff #but he’s over here like yeah i’ll get it need anything else? #and im just :) love my family dude

[xamaxenta]

Ahhhohh god feel free to yell at how heartless i am but—

Marco building giant pyres on Ace’s birthday, first day of the new year… stepping into the raging inferno just to feel close to him again

It’s never gonna be the same but it’s something right?

#sobbing today is supposed to be thirsty thursday!!! #but just…. turning into a phoenix and settling among the blaze crooning softly #phoenix song is by default achingly sad #carries on the wind and its beyond mourndul #mournful* #im actually getting worked up over this #like i COULD EASILY CRY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE THINKING ABT THIS

[7ken3]

6am. head empty. toji’s mommy milkers.

#*barks* #im so thirsty over that man... smh #i better go get ready for class LOL #babbles;

[gog-urt]

suffering from chronic tummy butterflies with no cure in sight

#i think heartstopper ruined me #i havent been the same since im so thirsty bur emotionally #grass isnt helping #im swooning over everything and everyone #eugene from twd gave me butterflies yesterday #im making a romantic playlist for a fictional otome character #is the next step to eat the grass or what someone help #it's even worse bc i dont get real crushes v easily so i haven't had actual romantic feelings even a teensy bit since my break up last year #AJGJDN #squish rambles #romance

[bunnyb34r]

So apparently covid shots trigger fibro flares in me ... fun fun fun

#my skin fucking burns so bad it feels like someone's pricking me with needles all over im hot and nauseous and like SO thirsty #i could fall asleep right now man 😪 #i thought ab going home but mmm its only two more hours but then i have to go to get my b12 which ughhhhh #marquilla

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

I have a ride to my shot today but it's like through my insurance or something and my mom's coming with she always does and the lady confirmed that she could but I am very nervous about it I took one of my anxiety pills but idk if it'll work

#also I'm extremely dehydrated #👍🏻 #dont have anything to drink and since we cant go anywhere we're kinda screwed #its the snowstorm all over again #my dad has a ride to work at least but im so thirsty #he bought me a body armor since he works at coke but thats not gonna last all day #he might buy us more idk but he doesn't get home until late #we tried the vending machine at the golf course but its not even plugged in #and i hardly have anything to eat #winona has something to say

[nyelaexe]

I just came across this photo in my phone of these lil snacks my mom would make for me. She would take fruits, cucumber, and lettuce and put them on toothpicks like little kabobs. I'm thinking of her in the kitchen cutting up fruit and veggies for her 23 year old daughter

#after i moved out she would tell me she misses being a mom. and i'd be like youre still my mom even though im gone #but shed say that she missed making me snacks and boiling eggs for me and getting me water when im thirsty #even after i moved out she would go to the store and ask me if i needed her to walk anything over to me #she always said that she was put on earth to be a mom and that was her only purpose

[fabulouslygaybean]

i need ibuprofen

#ive been asking my mom to get some all day yesterday and today but she doesn't seem to care #please. im in so much pain that i can't stand up or eat or drink without feeling like im going to collapse #i couldn't drive like this even if i had a license #please please help me out #im. im tempted to ask my dad to take me somewhere to get me pain meds #id feel awful for making him drive all the way over from the other side of town but im so fucking sick of this #im hungry and thirsty and laying down for so long is making my joints freeze up #i just want some fucking relief

[killjoy-prince]

Two playthroughs in a row when im going after different people, Gale has thirsted for my ass like this man wants me so bad it makes him look stupid, like actually

#prince's talk tag #if i have the energy to do a third playthrough i will romance you gale i promise!!!! #i do like him but my first playthrough was dedicated to astarion bc he was the whole reason i wanted the game #and my current one is dedicated to karlach bc i fell in love with her in my first playthrough #i do love gale dont get me wrong but like my guy im not even trying to go for you!!!!! thirsty ass #he better want me like this when im actually trying to get with him #like he was all over me before karlach was (mainly bc gale was in my party longer but i digress)

[heart-bones]

I cannot sleep 🫥

#what's wrong with me #my tummy hurts I'm thirsty i feel stretched thin over my bones I'm thinking about how your mattress can get Moldy ??!!! #i had a weird twitch in my face and neck I've never had before so of course im convinced I've had too much fast food and I'm going to die #my eyes and throat feel dry i like...f ee l my brain in my head