#im too gay to function

[stunt-lads]

It's 2 am and my thoughts are plagued by hot silver foxes

#im too gay to function #ecks speaks

[shitpostingsystem]

ME AND MY CRUSH ARE GIVING EACH OTHER ANIME RECS WIDBWJUSBQUAHWHXHWHSUWBJWHEHWHE

#we’re both nerdy losers #god i love him #im too gay to function

[fleurmioneotp]

Hello~ I FINALLY started the new Blackened! (My fanfic) and along it a rough sketch of Hermione in there (;

Hope you enjoyed!

Updates will be... Uhm, I'm working on it, I'm not really okay yet, bear with me for a bit 😞. But I really love the new idea! :D 💕🔥🔥

Here:

#bellamione #my fanfic writing #otp #ao3fic #im too gay to function #everyone is gay #harry Potter #Bellamione thirst

[queruloustea]

more kissy brainrot sketches

drawing these two kissing is the thing getting me through life right now :') why must things be so hard

#hollow knight #quirrel #the hollow knight #quirrelhollow #strange beast initiates the affection it deserves to initiate #i like drawing quirrel where he's just a little shaped critter #how does hollow kiss without a functional mouth? it’s the thought that counts #my brain is infested with these gay bugs i’m too far gone to be helped now #i promise i am also working on more detailed paintings im just aughhhhhhehehehhhhehehaugh #queruloustea

[lonely-night]

the noise that came out from my body [muffled screaming]

#voyageredit #captain kathryn janeway #star trek voyager #seven of nine #star trek picard #j7 #janeway x seven #rambling tag #screaming crying throwing up #ohmygodohmygodohmygod #okokokok cool cool cool #im gonna calm down first #then i'll make a gifset version of this #now my brain is too gay to function

[ratdogbutworse]

I swear if you don’t watch hearstopper without grinning like an idiot more than half of the time then you’re watching the show wrong I swear

#lgbtq+ #heartstopper #gay #heartstopper s2 #charlie spring #nick nelson #im gayyy #too gay to function

[fairly-local-fairy]

Alex in the sense that I think I’m too much and everyone secretly hates me so I have to preform at top capacity to receive love and keep the peace for those around me. Henry in the sense that I’m too gay to function.

#im baby #no but really #i love them #see so much of myself in both of them #hence the fixation #red white and royal blue #rwrb #alex claremont diaz #rwrb book #prince henry rwrb #rwrb movie #firstprince #alex x henry #too gay to function

[anisohtropy]

kaveh’s really pulling the words out of my brain. this wip was supposed to be just quick practice writing kavetham before I start on my howl’s au for them, but it’s not done and it’s like 13.5k? what’s going on? how did I get here? this isn’t even a complicated wip it’s just my take on kaveh’s participation in the championship event 

idk something about depressed blonde man is making my brain go whrrr and kick out bangers like “guilt is as natural to him as breathing” and “the difference between martyrdom and surrender is nothing on the scale of the universe” like who comes up with that? not anyone who isn’t still unstable from finals that’s for sure anyway I’m almost done with it so watch out

#kavetham #kavehtham #haikaveh #kaveh #alhaitham #genshin #genshin impact #and i keep dropping bangers too #i have literally no right to be going this hard for a silly wip i started to distract me from finals #kaveh is going through the ringer #i am putting him through it #but its okay because unlike hoyo i will give him a boyfriend as compensation #fellas is it gay to know someone so well you don't need words to communicate #fellas is it gay to be desperately worried about your friend leaving you so you decide to leave them first after a major argument #but you end up living together later and oh god they're in love with you and you're terrified #also you're still blaming yourself for your father's death and your therapist is a literal god #kavehs so fucked up thank god haithams functional #one day ill finally finish this thing and be happy with it #im gonna shoot everyone with my nerf gun full of angst #itll be great #someone will cry for sure

[noisemastter]

do you think this is enough to work as like sibling truther repellent

#sweet cap'n cakes #sweet capn cakes #sweet capn k k #deltarune #sterotypical art tag #yk i mistyped that as sterotypical and im too lazy to change it to stereotypical. #...just in case . #sweetcakes #polyrhythm #polyscc #idk is that every tag there is . it hink #anyways #dont mind the fact k_k is missing an arm in the first one ok ? just ignore it . i drew that at like midnight and i was barely functioning #i want pizza #brb #ok im back #brainrot . .... #i love gay people

[change-the-rules]

there's just something inherently hysterical to me about toni doing her square-ass little prepared cheer routine meanwhile in fantasy filter land the lights dim and the beat drops as cheryl's looking at her like toni's an oasis and she's been crawling around the desert for days

#honestly the fact that the fantasy crush filter just fucking activates the second cheryl sees toni is even funnier #she is so down bad and im living for it #toni's just doing the most basic ass white bread go team go shit and cheryl's staring like toni's doing a damn strip tease #when toni tried out in the original timeline we pan down the line and honestly betty looks more turned on by toni that time #and thats mostly jest and cheryl clearly likes what she sees but 50's cheryl? #genuinely looks seconds away from pouncing or combusting #repression is a hell of a drug i guess #anyway makes me chuckle every damn time #cheryl blossom too gay to function #but not really she pulls it together admirably well *snorts* #choni #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

[khrused]

PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER!

alias / name:   honey

birthday:   april 30th

zodiac sign:   taurus

height:   exactly 5ft lol

hobbies:   writing, crochet, scrap booking and singing!

favorite color:   lavender

favorite book:   probably the count of monte cristo or the picture of dorian gray

last song:   phobia by stray kids <33

last film / show:   currently on my sex and the city binge

recent reads:   i haven't read a book completely since highschool lol i started reading the night circus last year bit haven't finished it

inspiration:   for hera? tbh hera as a character was initially inspired by my personal trauma, my mother's trauma, by being a daughter watching my mother survive and grow into the amazing woman she is. hera is quite literally a love letter to my own mother, to women in general, and to myself <33 no matter what we've been through, we survive. we learn to love ourselves. we heal. <3 i am also inspired heavily of course by greek mythos. hera is especially inspired by aphrodi'te, hekate, and persephone

story behind url:   a play of words! KHRUSE is an epithet of aphrodi'te (who her blessing was meant to emulate). khruse - meaning golden and pure. i chose this epithet not only because of its meaning and how it can translate to play on hera's appearance and story. but also because when you say it aloud, it kinda sounds like curse. i added the d for extra effect!

fun fact about me:   i'm actually a professionally trained opera singer and had a brief career before i quit (due to mental health). i actually traveled and sang throughout italy, my last performance was back in 2016 at carnegie hall, and most recently i was invited to audition for the royal opera house but it was too expensive to fly out and they wanted me to stay if i got hired on the spot which i just couldn't do so last minute

tagged by: @4ger <333 ty my love! tagging: @riselazarus , @trickstercaptain / @immobiliter , @parieur , @alicesaved / @synchronzed , @dustwife !!

#𝐈. too gay to function ( . . . ) out of character. #𝐈𝐈𝐈. answered ( . . . ) sweet as cherry wine. #i miss singing so much but i don't miss the toll it had #on my mental health #especially in the classical world #im still trying to learn to just enjoy making music again #and not being “perfect”

[fleurmioneotp]

Hello~

I'm falling asleep 😩.

I just finished "Bored now"

My Willow/Tara first fic. There'll be more of them.

This one is a mix of the canon and no canon, a bit more serious, not too much tho'.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38738523

#btvs #btvs fanfiction #dark willow is haaawt #willow/tara #tara is my eternal crush #actually i just realized she's the reason i have a thing for certain type of girls #im too gay to function #aaaaa #Tara ): #enjoy #my fanfic writing

[nutmeg-puppygirl]

Cannot stress enough how badly I need to be hit on and flirted with, to be told I'm pretty, then how cute I get when I'm flustered. To have my arm grazed, and my hand held, and just...feeling...

#im very vulnerable rn just saying #sapphic yearning #too gay to function

[aghoststolemystories]

The first What If episode with Captain Carter has me frothing at the mouth, face red, fists clenched, bc HOW are you gonna dangle 1940s Bucky Barnes, super buff Agent Carter, and Howard Stark in front of me all together like that. I never know what to do with myself

#what if #marvel #mcu #mcu what if #agent carter #captain carter #howard stark #bucky barnes #captain america #bisexual #too gay to function #frothing at the fucking mouth #im an absolute mess #fandom #marvel fandom

[solar-poweredcalculator]

I just took either the best or worst decision in my life

Showing my mom good omens

#honestly idk what to spect #im watching it with her and we just finished ep1 #but i want to see her reaction to the you go too fast for me scene #idk if this is going to make her an ally or more homophobic than before #because she also is REALLY into angels and archangels and all of that #so idkk 😭😭😭 #good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #innefable divorce #aziracrow #aaaaaaaa #mom reacts to good omens #i want to see her reaction to the kiss too #but like #she has a functioning gaydar #i want to see how long is she going to take before she goes these bitches gay