#im trash for the clark kent

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For your celebration about she fell first but he fell harder, with clark kent or logan?

It Got Worse

Clark Kent x Wayne!reader

Bruce Wayne thought that the worst thing to ever happen to him was his darling little sister developing a crush on his best friend, but oh boy, it gets worse.

Warnings: reader is Bruce’s adopted sister, Clark is a SIMP, fluff, pregnancy

WC: 487

Minors DNI

3000 Follower Celebration

“Kal, stop staring at her. You look like a fucking creep.” Clark snapped back to reality, shaking himself from his daydreams. Bruce glared at him with a stern expression, his eyes dark with a raging anger reserved only for those who royally pissed him off.

Clark blushed and looked away, although he was conscious not to look even vaguely in your direction anymore. “It’s not being creepy, it’s being in love.” He retorted with a pout. Bruce scoffed.

“Actually the technical term is stalking.”

“She’s my fiancée.”

“She’s my sister.” Clark harrumphed and slumped down in the conference room chair. Obviously Bruce was going to get the kryptonite from his “super secret safe” if Clark even dared think about looking your way again, so the Kryptonian focused his ears and began to listen to your heartbeat instead. “Don’t.” Batman growled.

“I wasn’t even doing anything!” He whined, throwing his arms up into the air like a petulant toddler. 

“You two are already getting a whole day where the two of you can fawn all over each other and I am being forced to be there. So please, spare me the love-sick glances and blatantly inappropriate thoughts you are having about my little sister, until then.” Considering that the end of the conversation, Bruce turned back to his work, assuming that Clark would follow his lead. 

But instead there was a rush of air, causing the documents that had been carefully laid out on the table to scatter everywhere. With a heaving sigh, the older man looked up to see his future brother-in-law cradling you in his arms, lathering your face with sloppy kisses as you screamed with laughter.

Yet Bruce couldn’t help but smile. He remembered only two years ago when you would frequently collapse onto his couch, spouting about how in love with Clark you were and no matter what you did, he never reciprocated. In desperation for saving not only your happiness, but also his own sanity, Bruce had outright told Superman to ask you out. And he had been living to regret it ever since. 

Yes, you were happy and so was his best friend but the honeymoon phase had never ended. That led to an overabundance of pda, way way too many pet names, and a legitimate concern that Clark would drop dead the moment he saw you in your wedding gown.

You were trying to push your fiancé away, but he wouldn’t budge, instead one large hand slipped under your large shirt to cup your soft stomach. You placed your own hand on top of his as your lips met in an achingly soft kiss. Clark’s blue eyes sparkled with tears as you cooed something to him that your brother could not hear.

By the time the hero fell to his knees to kiss where his hand had just occupied, the realisation slapped Bruce in the face. This has just gotten worse.

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This One is for the Parentified and ACEs

by StarryKitty013 He couldn't have broken the law like a normal rich person with white collar crimes. Noooo, he just had to be a supervillain and piss off Superman and try to clone him. Now he's paying for it with this domestic hell.   aka Lex takes YJ98 to Universal Studios because I said so. Words: 11910, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Outta Me Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Lex Luthor, Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Conner Kent, Cissie King-Jones, Cassie Sandsmark, Anita Fite, Greta Hayes, Justice League(Mentioned), Bruce Wayne(mentioned), Oliver Queen(mentioned), Clark Kent(mentioned) Relationships: Young Justice Team - Relationship, Lex Luthor and Young Justice Team Additional Tags: Humor, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Amusement Parks, Fluff, a little hurt/comfort, Lex is a tired single parent of who knows how many, YJ being little shits, me projecting on more feminism rants on Cassie, tim drake is a little shit, Greta Hayes is a Little Shit, Anita Fite is awesome, Bart Allen is a Ray of Sunshine, I make my own canon, he/they pronouns for Bart, YJ humbling Lex Luthor, that’s literally the fic, offensive trash talk but they really don’t mean it, Mentioned Child Neglect, Mentioned child abandonment, pls read the TW in the AN, fear of rollarcoasters, author knows entirely too much abt universal studios and now Im making it you're problem, Awesome Cassie Sandsmark, this is my chicken soup for the soul, Lex in a Things wig (yes that's clickbait), this one is for my YJ98 girlies, they won't actually let me tag all their names together smh, again JL aren't the best here I am once again calling them out on their sus shit, yeah we noticed sideEYE, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence via https://ift.tt/C0rIltZ

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[webslings]

if you see me falling in love with m.ark g.rayson.... no you don’t

#🕷 | 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥 ⇢ your friendly neighbourhood spider-man stan. #i started watching invincible and #god damn #it's pretty fun #hopefully it keeps it up and gets better #naturally #im trash for the clark kent #peter parker hybrid son #i resonate sm with him #anyway #DONT MIND ME

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I know not the details but Lex apparently became Batman, which is the funniest thing dc has pulled recently

Now I’m thinking of Lex in the Batman suit refusing to leave Clark and just popping up randomly on him

Clark: Ah, time to get some sle-

Lex, appearing like a cryptid, poking his bald head out from under the bed with smol bat ears attached: hi

Clark: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

#dc comics #spoilers #dc spoilers #lex luthor #batman #clark kent #superman #clex #bc im clex trash and tbh lex would and should use this to troll clark

[syntaktis]

      clark didn’t often get to do much undercover work since as superman he was usually just the heavy hitter for the league where as bruce was the one who usually took the majority of investigations that required stealth. but this time was different as a weapons sale was involved and one where clark would be going in as the body guard to bruce’s fake identity. he knew that this mission was important but he was also a little excited, especially because they had to travel to some remote carribbean country to meet with the other ten expected buyers. 

      he walked over to bruce, wearing a fake mustache and a tight fitting black t-shirt and pair of black jeans. he thought he looked pretty dumb, especially because diana had insisted on putting a big fake tattoo on his arm to top off his ‘bad boy’ look. he grinned and put his hands on his hips.

       “ready to get going? we need to check in to the hotel in about four hours and the flight is three hours long,” he said, canting his head to the side. 

                                                             @milletant​

#milletant #pls don't ask me what mission it is #BC IM TRASH IDK #♔ IN ANOTHER WORLD //: ❥ kryptonite & gothamites (milletant) #♔ START ME UP //: clark kent #♔ I WANNA QUEUE BAD THINGS WITH YOU //: queued

[cdelphiki]

Holy crap Like it Never Even Happens has a lot of subscribers & kudos.  😰 I need to uh... work on that....... 😬

#in other news im working on a new update for life with the kents #im 600 words into it #:D #and its very cute and shows very well how loving Clark is for his kids #I adore it #also I cleaned my ENTIRE apartment today after work #and it only took 2.5 hours #bc it was trashed #but now its not trashed #its ready for my friends to come over tomorrow for movie night #we're gonna watch Lego Batman family matters #yay #im very excited

[cass-cains]

What’s the point of a relationship if you can’t find a man who will pay for your funeral, keep a hologram of you whilst you’re dead, resurrect you against the advice of his colleagues and then when you’re about to lose your house to the bank he buys the whole damn bank

#im such superbat trash yall.. let me have this tho it was the only good thing about it #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #justice league #justice league spoilers #jl spoilers #text

[complet1st]

hAS THIS BEEN DONE??????

#lmao #im such a trash #superbat #has this been done yet???? #brucetopsclark2k17 #lol #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc #dceu #dceuedit #otp #shipping #batman #superman

[vibinglikethat]

im downloading the entire series of Smallville literally because i want to watch the series in high quality. i dont even know if im gonna finish the series lol there’s 10 frickin seasons

in the meantime, im gonna rewatch Man of Steel because the first time around i was confused af and i was watching it with my siblings lol

#sarah talks #the things i do for clark kent/superman wow #im trash basically

[gotham-trash]

Conner Kent in "The Reign of the Supermen" trailer

#omg im so excited #conner kent #kon el #superboy #john henry irons #the eradicator #the death of superman #superfam #superfamily #superman family #super family #superman #clark kent #clex #lex luthor #nothing but gotham trash #the reign of the supermen

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.⋆｡You’re My To-Do List｡⋆.

Clark Kent x plus size reader

A break in the day’s pack schedule means that Clark is going to be in your pants.

Warnings: domestic fluff, mom!reader, implied smut, oral (f receiving), Conner is still Clark’s clone in this, car sex

WC: 598

A/N: I lost the request I'm so sorry!

Minors DNI

3000 Follower Celebration

With five kids, three of which were just under two, it was almost impossible to have a moment alone with your husband and when you did, there was never enough time for sex. So when there was a 10 minute gap between dropping Jon off at the Wayne’s and picking up the triplets from daycare, Clark wanted to take full advantage. 

You were looking down at your shopping list, mentally going over all the things you would need for the week when suddenly the mini van swerved and you were thrown against the passenger door. “Clark!” But your husband wasn’t listening. Instead he was directing the car down an empty road off of the private lane from Wayne Manor. Once he felt you were far enough from the main road, he shut off the engine and turned to you.

“Take off your pants, get in the back.” 

“Clark no. We have things to do.” He pouted.

“Yeah I know, you’re on my to-do list. See.” He pulled out his phone and showed you his notes app, where at the top it said ‘to-do list’ with a simple ‘eat my wife’s pussy’ right under. You sighed heavily through your nose. Clark was almost glaring at you with a determination you had only seen him use in the most dire of circumstances.

Damn those big blue eyes. You glanced down at your phone and made a note of the time. “You have five minutes.” The click of the seatbelt releasing and his large hands on your wide hips were your only warning before you found yourself in the very back of the car, with your lower half completely naked. 

He nestled his broad shoulder between your plump thighs and pressed his face to your core. You sagged against the seats as he pushed the tip of his nose against your clit like he was trying to breathe you in. You tangled your fingers in his curls as you used your dominant hand to pick up your phone once more. The shopping list was slowly getting longer as Clark took his sweet time lapping at you but not doing much more than that.

“Oh remind me that we need to pick up some more laundry detergent for Conner, I’m pretty sure he’s been using your mom’s. And the girls need glitter from some project the day care wants to do. And Diana mentioned- ow! What the fuck! Did you just bite me!” And sure enough, Clark pulled away from your inner thigh where a nice deep indent of his teeth now lay in your soft skin. A smug grin pulled at his lips, the same grin that resulted in you birthing four big-headed babies.

“Will you just shut up and let me go down on you? I haven’t tasted this perfect little pussy in almost a month and I know that we both need it.” He begged and scooted closer so he could rest his cheek on your mound. “Please just forget all of that shit for five minutes and let me make you feel good.”

Your hand fell from his hair to his jaw, stroking the stubble that he hadn’t had time to get rid of. “Okay okay. I guess you’re right, it has been a while and we’re both a bit pent up.” He smiled at you, kissing the tips of your fingers. 

“Of course I’m right! Now let me get to work.” And then he threw your legs over his shoulder and got down to business. 

Long story short, you were 20 minutes late picking up your toddlers.

Request: Can I please request number 20 with clark kent, pretty please?

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This One is for the Parentified and ACEs

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/C0rIltZ by StarryKitty013 He couldn't have broken the law like a normal rich person with white collar crimes. Noooo, he just had to be a supervillain and piss off Superman and try to clone him. Now he's paying for it with this domestic hell.   aka Lex takes YJ98 to Universal Studios because I said so. Words: 11910, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Outta Me Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Lex Luthor, Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Conner Kent, Cissie King-Jones, Cassie Sandsmark, Anita Fite, Greta Hayes, Justice League(Mentioned), Bruce Wayne(mentioned), Oliver Queen(mentioned), Clark Kent(mentioned) Relationships: Young Justice Team - Relationship, Lex Luthor and Young Justice Team Additional Tags: Humor, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Amusement Parks, Fluff, a little hurt/comfort, Lex is a tired single parent of who knows how many, YJ being little shits, me projecting on more feminism rants on Cassie, tim drake is a little shit, Greta Hayes is a Little Shit, Anita Fite is awesome, Bart Allen is a Ray of Sunshine, I make my own canon, he/they pronouns for Bart, YJ humbling Lex Luthor, that’s literally the fic, offensive trash talk but they really don’t mean it, Mentioned Child Neglect, Mentioned child abandonment, pls read the TW in the AN, fear of rollarcoasters, author knows entirely too much abt universal studios and now Im making it you're problem, Awesome Cassie Sandsmark, this is my chicken soup for the soul, Lex in a Things wig (yes that's clickbait), this one is for my YJ98 girlies, they won't actually let me tag all their names together smh, again JL aren't the best here I am once again calling them out on their sus shit, yeah we noticed sideEYE, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/C0rIltZ

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed

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The Birds and the Bats

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by lilkittenofdoom

When the batfamily gets on Ao3, It does not turn out well

Words: 520, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, Selina Kyle, Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen, Clark Kent

Relationships: Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Jason/Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen/Hal Jordan

Additional Tags: Im trash at tagging, Characters Reading Fanfiction, #IFDrabbles, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dick Grayson Gets a Hug, jason is just an asshole, Damian Wayne is a Brat, Tim Drake Needs Help

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#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #DC #DC comics #Tim Drake #Batman #teen titans #young justice

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by lilkittenofdoom

When the batfamily gets on Ao3, It does not turn out well

Words: 520, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, Selina Kyle, Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen, Clark Kent

Relationships: Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Jason/Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen/Hal Jordan

Additional Tags: Im trash at tagging, Characters Reading Fanfiction, #IFDrabbles, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dick Grayson Gets a Hug, jason is just an asshole, Damian Wayne is a Brat, Tim Drake Needs Help

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #jaydick #jason todd/dick grayson

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The Birds and the Bats

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/38qDyIj

by lilkittenofdoom

When the batfamily gets on Ao3, It does not turn out well

Words: 520, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, Selina Kyle, Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen, Clark Kent

Relationships: Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Jason/Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen/Hal Jordan

Additional Tags: Im trash at tagging, Characters Reading Fanfiction, #IFDrabbles, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dick Grayson Gets a Hug, jason is just an asshole, Damian Wayne is a Brat, Tim Drake Needs Help

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/38qDyIj

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #jaydick #dcu

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The Birds and the Bats

read it on AO3: https://ift.tt/38qDyIj

by lilkittenofdoom

When the batfamily gets on Ao3, It does not turn out well

Words: 520, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, Selina Kyle, Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen, Clark Kent

Relationships: Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Jason/Original Female Character(s), Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Barry Allen/Hal Jordan

Additional Tags: Im trash at tagging, Characters Reading Fanfiction, #IFDrabbles, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dick Grayson Gets a Hug, jason is just an asshole, Damian Wayne is a Brat, Tim Drake Needs Help

read it on AO3: https://ift.tt/38qDyIj

#dc #halbarry