#im trying not to complain TOO much bc i really did enjoy it so much more on the second read
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Is the near year prompt stuff still available? 😭😭
In either case i read one of your chuuya smuts and im OBSESSED i loveee your writing so if it works, prompt 1 with Chuuya or prompt 11 with chuuya and dazai? 💛😭
Thanks if you do and its okay if you dont!! i hope you have an awesome day<3
ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ; 01: Breeding Kink, 11: Threesome 2.0
sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ; Chuuya and Dazai fucking you and filling up ur cunt until their cum drips.<3
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs; Threesome (M/F/M), Fem!Reader (she/her), Porn without plot, literally being sandwiched between them (living my dream), Breeding kink (duh.)
ɴᴏᴛᴇs; OMFG. I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS REQUEST!!!1!! Also still working on other Requests rn bcs school started..but still thx and take care!!! :)
You don't know how it happened.
But now you were laying between two handsome men, Chuuya Nakahara and Dazai Osamu.
Of course you weren't complaining, infact you were really enjoying this.
All the air in the room was sticky and smelled like hot sex. You were already on your 3rd orgasm, nothing else matters right now.
That's what they fucked into your pretty little head. But also into your stuffed, abused cunt.
While Dazai was under your body, Chuuya was on top. Both of their cocks filled up your needy cunt.
While Dazai also used the opportunity to whisper sweet nothings into your ear and Chuuya pants them out loud.
“F-fuck! Don't you feel full already, baby? Or should we keep fucking our cum into your fucking cunt until you drip on the sheets? Hm?” Chuuya said while feeling his orgasm nearing.
Dazai on the other hand, was remaining his composure. Sure, he had some pants and even moans ripped from him, but Dazai wanted to make sure still you're on earth, because you started drooling.
“Hey, bella, are you still there or are you already fucked out? Did you go dumb on our cocks filling you?” Dazai panted into your ear.
This was too much.
There was enough cum dripping out your cunt.
But this was too addictive.
This was too good to stop.
But the overstimulation sent you to cloud nine. Because, Dazai just whispering these things, and Chuuya panting them out again but more aggressive.
You felt yourself clenching around them. The both grunted and panted at the feeling. As you released, they both did too after a few thrusts.
Everyone was panting. Trying to catch their breath.
But they still didn't pull out. They remained like this for few minutes until Dazai spoke.
“Wow. This is a huge amount of cum, angel. Aren't you worried that you might get pregnant?”, Chuuya just looked at the both of you and answered.
“If we pull out, the it'll drip on the sheets. So we might as well fuck our cum deeper, isn't that right, baby?”, his voice was still raspy from the amazing sex you three had.
And just reminding you of it, made you clench.
Both of the men realize that and smirk.
“Oh? You'd actually like that? Aren't you a wild one, bella.” Dazai teased.
“Well, what are we waiting for? If my angel wants it, let's give it to her. She deserves it for taking us so well.” Chuuya added.
“Okay, sweetheart, you deserve it. Let's begin..” Dazai agreed.
Oh boy, this was gonna be a busy night..
But like you said,
you're not complaining.
#chuuya nakahara smut#chuuya smut#chuuya x reader#bungou stray dogs chuuya#dazai smut#dazai x reader#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs dazai
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I was the one that sent the “trying for a baby” request and lemme tell you, that was 10/10 exactly what I was looking for. 🤌🏻 and I mean if you wanna continue I wouldn’t be complaining 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
omg im glad you did like it bc i was like "omg this is so self indulgent even tho youre HOLDING BACK" the thoughts i have about raw sex w cove runs deep I hope this is good as well bc im finishing this while half asleep so 👍
tags : NSFW, after step 4/wedding dlc, breeding kink, creampie, overstimulation, dirty talk, mind break (perhaps? just to be safe), a bit of mean dom cove, he calls u 'good girl', n/n = nickname (can be a pet name or your nickname), kinda referencing my cove nsfw alphabet, this is nasty !!!
synopsis : cove fills you with his cum over n over again<3
[part 1]
if you're not pregnant after tonight, you will be with how enthusiastic cove is about filling you with his cum over and over again.
cove is easily abusing your poor pussy, not that you mind. in fact you don't mind anything.
not with how his hands are holding up your hips for you when you get tired and finally resign yourself to a face full of your pillows. although it's a welcomed change, with how easily cove can stuff you full of cum and it doesn't leak out as easily, although you can't really tell since his thrusts are merciless and everything is so wet.
and you especially don't mind when he kisses your tears of pleasure away, telling you you're doing so well and he'll take care of you, that all you have to do is cum around his cock and let him fill you up.
and you certainly have no complaints with how his cock is drilling you over and over and over. and he's giving you so much cum...
"fuck.." cove groans behind you, pushing your hips against his as he comes into your stuffed pussy for a second time. or is this the third time? cove always comes a lot so it's hard to tell, and your scrambled thoughts don't help...
you whine loudly, his tip bumping against one of your sensitive spots that he kept pounding against.
"you're so pretty." cove kisses down your back and shoulders.
"hahh.... you.." you babble, trying to piece together your thoughts. "you're just sayin' that because.. you're...mmm~" fuck you're so delirious and honestly you can't shame cove for liking how gorgeous you are flushed, bruised, and thoroughly fucked- you like it too after all, it feels far too good not to like it. damn cove and his damn cock...
cove tenses up under your stare, and you doubt it's because you're intimidating him or making him nervous. nothing is scary about your fucked out eyes, it just makes cove hornier.
usually cove would shy away, but this time he quipped back. "you say that like you don't want it. you want my baby don't you?"
you choke on a whine as cove pulls out.
"you like it too, right?"
he's such a tease when he wants to be.
cove lets you fall to the bed, your hiked up leg giving him a front row seat to the cum leaking out your pussy.
if you were going to say something back in a battle of wits, cove fucked all the wit out of you so you just lay there panting instead, your hole clenching around a mixture of cum and lube.
but somehow you still want more.
cove scooped up the mixture of your fluids. he smiled a bit at your whimper and how your legs shake as he pushes his fingers into your poor hole.
"c-cove!" you squeal, lifting your upper body to look at him.
"do you want me to stop?" cove asked, it was genuine but also a bit of a test to see if you really wanted him to stop. to see if you really didn't like this as much as he did.
you pause, chewing your lip, trying to play hard to get but failing. "...no."
cove smiled; your effort to not give him the satisfaction was useless but you don't have time to dwell on that. cove pumped his fingers in and out, rubbing your butt soothingly, knowing his thrusts were a bit rough on your behind.
you let him play with you, enjoying the exploration of his fingers and how he rubs your leg as he watches his cum leak out from around his fingers. he's just going to keep filling you up until you're pregnant, it doesn't matter if he does this.
you sigh, cove slipping his fingers out and you ignore the messiness of his sticky fingers rubbing soothingly down the back of your thighs before cove helps you flip over.
cove kisses down your thigh, leading himself to your cunt.
when his lips latch onto your sensitive sex, he's so gentle. his lips directly apologizing to your cunt for how he bullied your insides.
cove moans into your cunt, and he's happy to know you're still feeling it with the sweet moan and grind of your hips that falls from your lips. he laps up his cum, holding it in his mouth and spitting out the diluted fluids onto your cunt and spreading it around your puffy lips with his fingers.
it's messy, and normally he wouldn't be so nasty... but the bed is already a mess, and he's not done with you yet so there's nothing wrong with it right?
"you're nasty." you push his hair away from his face and exhale, pushing him away. cove has and would eat you out until you're crying, that wasn't what you want, not tonight.
cove gets up from between your legs, straddling you instead so he can kiss you silly.
you're caught in a storm of swollen and wet lips, wandering hands teasing hot skin. cove trails his lips down your neck and back, switching between showering you with loving kisses and keeping you worked up, and you slip your hand between the two of you to stroke his hardening cock back to life. it's so messy, your hand sticky with cum..
you tangle your fingers in cove's hair, arching into his body. "cove... one more, please. please..."
"okay, okay..." cove soothes, shifting your positions so you're on your side while straddling one of your legs.
cove kisses your ankle, noticing the anklet when the chain poked his shoulder, while he pushes back into your sensitive insides.
"such a good girl, i'll run you a bath okay..." cove mumbles sweet nothings, his thrusts drag against your walls and you whine.
he's so gentle, a stark contrast from when his tip was poking and prodding your sensitive walls.
you can't decide if thats a good thing or a bad thing, as every languish thrust has you shaking and choking back whines.
"cove.. cove!"
he shakes at the way you gasp out his name, reaching between your bodies to rub your sensitive clit. you flinch, wanting to run away from the overstimulation but the pleasure of his fingers and the way his cock drags against your wet insides makes you grind against cove.
"i love you... love you so much.." cove mumbles against your lips, kissing your cheeks.
"cove..." you pull him against you, mumbling your affections against his skin as well.
"im gonna cum again..." cove gasps, his lips leaving a wet kiss against your shoulder.
you whimper, cove's body pressing down on you and your fingers rub tight circles over your clit that has you twitching and bumping back against cove's dick.
after a few spins of tour fingers teasing your sensitive bud and cove's cock bumping against your swollen walls, you fall over the edge and cove finishes with you, his cum filling up your pussy again.
cove falls to your side, and you ignore his wet, half hard cock. you can't tell if it's softening or not, and you're not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. fuck you forgot how much stamina he has, being active as a child did him many favors.
while you're basking in the mindlessness that came from being pumped full, fingered empty, and filled again has your world spinning and you need a minute to come back to earth.
as you're coming down from your high, cove kisses the back of your neck and sits up. "im..imma go run a bath, ok?" he leans over to look at you. "need anything?"
you blink, trying to find your vision. "um.. nah, im okay."
you can at least reach the water on the bedside. you think...
#our life: beginnings & always#olba#smut#cove holden#cove holden x reader#cove x mc#cove x reader#cove holden smut#our life cove#cove our life#cove holden x mc smut#cove holden x reader smut
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TMNT Bop or Flop
Feel free to join me in this bc I'm bored af and im trying to start all the requests i have :")
this is also a slight smash or pass bc I'm bored also- however I'm not doing it with TMNT 2012- that's just wrong LMAO or rise TMNT- self-explanatory. 2003/Bayverse/2007 is fair game though yall!
TMNT 2003
Leonardo
Ngl... a bit of a flop but a bop lowkey .
I liked him when he was starting to be more carefree and not so into the whole being perfect and leader thing ...
if this was smash or pass... SMASH IDC
Idk yall something about this Leo makes me happy in a weird way, so maybe half bop half flop? a blop?
Raphael
MAJOR BOP ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah yes a man who loves animals I'm here for it
I also really love his accent in this wtf .
He's a bop b/c he fought blind once, GTFOHHHHH!! and he ain't afraid of SHIT!
pass btw if this was smash or pass, he seems like a cool friend to have tho!
Donatello
BOP! His sassiness hasn't peaked in this version but it's very much there . 2003 Donnie is actually so sweet yall. Plus, his voice is very nice to listen to! I would love for him to read me a long book aloud as a bedtime story <3
smashbtw
Michelangelo
the man makes a mean scrambled egg according to Raph, but I make it better. FLOP.
I can't put my finger on it, but I just didn't enjoy this Mikey as much as I did in other versions. He made me wanna punch him sometimes . Also would notttt shutup about being the battle nexus champion like boy if you don't shut yo ass up-
pass pass pass pass btw
TMNT 2007
Leonardo
MAJOR. FUCKING. FLOP.
I don't care what yall mfs say, he was way too mf serious, and even said he was better than Raph??? I don't know exactly what he dealt with during that training in South America, but it changed him man.
He tried too fucking quick to bring the team back together, and that's why him and Raph had a falling out and a big fight. Raph knew it was wrong of Leo to try and waltz in again in their lives and be Fix-It-Felix bro.
sidenote: Mega SMASH. That "come to daddy" quote????? He knew wtf he was doin with that. He's too mf fine to be actin the way he was actin in this movie LMAO- I still really enjoy this Leo though, if they made a sequel like it was intended, I would probably change it to a bop, but I need more scenes of 2007 Leo/ this design of Leo to do this !
Raphael
Do I even have to say it????
BOP. BOP BOP BOP! BOP BOP BOP TO THE MF TOP YALL!
By far my FAVORITE Raph in the entire franchise! I love it, he's at his peak rebellion, and even made a name for himself fighting crime, I love it.
I also LIVE for his Brooklyn accent. I also hc if we got more screentime of him in the sequel, he'd be the most chill turtle. I believe there's a deleted scene of him talking to Leo at the end of the movie, and his tone/mannerisms were very mellow. 2007!Raph is mad chill
Also gave 2007 Leo a run for his money bro-
SIDENOTE: SMASHHHHHH! HULK SMASH IDC CALL ME WILD BUT IDC . Whoever designed him needs a raise. His eyes??? gtofh.
Donatello
Ngl...a slight flop?
he's not as sassy in this version, and I love me some sassy Donnie.
Like Leo, I really wish he got more screentime, I do love him challenging Raph in the beginning of the movie though :) Go Donnie go!
There's a deleted scene of Donnie and Splinter, it's called "let him eat cake" on youtube I believe- he would've been a bop if they kept that scene in! I feel like there was a lack of Donnie scenes in this- but I like that this movie was focused on Raph so I can't complain.
In a deleted scene it reveals Donatello loves money, he's also a flop bc he takes Mikey's money away so he can't buy dumb shit for the lair, at least let the man keep more than a $5 ya know?
ahem...smash.
Michelangelo
BOP! surprised? don't be.
he's a single mom that works one job who loves his brothers and never stops
with gentle hands and a heart of a fighter
he's a survivor <3
i also feel bad that he gets beat up by kids :( he really be providing for his family fr fr. He really out and about making his coin as a turtle in a turtle suit. he also started his own business??? got his own slogan, and is a kids party host??? like okay support small business xoxo
erm...pass btw, I just cannot see Mikey that way yall.
TMNT 2012
Leonardo
BIGGEST BOP OF THE CENTURY! This version of Leonardo is my all time favorite. He even beats Rise Leo by a few! I can't explain it, but this Leonardo- the first one we see that's more upbeat and not so serious, I loved it! They gave him interests other than training or being a leader- they gave him a love for a show he devotes his time to! be fuckin fr.
Also played tea time with some random ass lil girl, it was so cute. I loved to see Leo be put in situations where he's just being him.
So yes this is very biased but idc, he's my fave. One thing about 2012 Leo he gon get to the bag no matter what.
He also literally SLAYED Shredder and brought his head! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Raphael
Do I need to say anything?
Bop, wanna know why?
HIS ONE-LINERS. He's so in tune with his sarcasm and wits that it's so satisfying to hear some sarcastic shit come out his mouth.
May even be a bit sassy, he has no time for bullshit. will beat some ass- and is the best pet dad.
no bc when he was being a foster dad to Chompy??? my heart. my fucking heart yall.
Also the fact that he named him Chompy Picasso? PLS.
Donatello
Bop guys!
Lowkey gets bullied by Raph but makes up for it by making him look dumb at times.
SASSIER. VERY SASSY. WIll point out his brothers (Raph/Mikey's) stupidity.
Plus his gap is so cute
Also, he's a bop because he made fucking RETRO MUTAGEN. If I'm not mistaken, 2012 Donnie is the first one of his installments to make a retro mutagen.
Okay maybe Mikey mixed a chemical or two and was the original creator of the retro mutagen, but Donnie was able to make copies of it after finding out how Mikey made it.
Michelangelo
BOP BOP BOP
He might be my favorite Mikey! I really like 2007 Mikey bc his comedic timing was on point, but this Mikey! Oh my god his timing is fucking terrible and I love it.
he's also the reason why his brothers aren't in the stomachs of those big-ass wasps, he's underrated! When he applies himself, he's unstoppable fr.
Also, he's an animal lover like Raph! He also really cares for Ice Cream Kitty (IC Kitty is also one of my fave characters for some reason they're sooo cute!)
BAYVERSE TMNT
Leonardo
Hear me out.
Blop.
I know, why isn't he just a bop or why isn't he just a flop? I honestly couldn't decide. I found that he wasn't the most memorable in this version, but he did certain things that I remembered. He also has cute blue eyes so that's why he's a blop.
I didn't like the way he talked to Raph in the second movie bro, he was such a bitch, then acted mad shocked that Raph went out and tried to get the ooze himself. he also benched tf out of Raph and Mikey just because Raph called him out on his shit.
Okay I'm changing it- he's a blop but VERY close to being a flop because of that.
all this being said...pass.
Raphael
He's mad chill. A fuckin Bop. Honestly, all Raph's are bops, but this one especially. He knits yall. KNITS. Raph KNITS. I never thought I'd see the day.
Also a Vin Diesel stan, I love that for him.
They also gave him a fear of heights...or erm...skydiving, which I thought was kinda cute! Big bad Raph is scared of a plane dive!
P.S- smashy smash. he's truly a sweetheart yall.
Donatello
I actually really like his design! Love the glasses on him fr fr!
This Donnie is a blop though...sorry guys.
He was very nerdy in this one, but I'm so used to Donnie being a sass king that it didn't feel normal.
I wish they gave him more substance than just the genius of the team, if this makes any sense. Same with 2007!Donnie.
Blop positive: he's the only turtle to curse in the movie! he also snorts. it's cute.
Sadly...pass.
but, if they made him sassy as FUCK- ALL MIGHT DEKU SMASH.
Michelangelo
BOPPITY BOP
he's mad cool i dont see anything wrong with him. He's just a bro.
i dont have much to say about bayverse Mikey for some reason, so I'll leave it at this.
He also calls April "Angelcakes" which I think is cute yall-
Pass btw
RISE!TMNT
Leonardo
Final boss level BOP BRO. I love love love this Leo! He's amazing. I have no complaints fr.
Total asshole in the lair olympics but I loved every second of it LMFAO
also his granny disguise to spy on April??? 10/10 great style. It's nice to see Leo not be the leader for once, I truly see what he could be when he doesn't carry the burden of the leader.
Raphael
Okay, I'm used to hothead/soft Raph, but this Raph?! MF BOP! HE'S FINALLY GETTING THE UNOFFICIAL LEADERSHIP ROLE HE DESERVES.
He's a big mf softie, and I love it! I love his design, everything! No complaints about this Raph, he finally is able to show his leadership skills!
spoiler all rise! turtles are bops bc its so nice to see them written differently than their usual stereotypes.
Donatello
I absolutely adore this version of Donnie! His lines are absolutely top tier bro.
HIS RAP IN MYSTIC LIBRARY??? GTFOH. I also really loved his rivalry with Leo in the olympics btw .
He has so many golden moments that this is exactly why hes a BOP! BOP OF THE MF UNIVERSE.
He's also unintentionally funny, his computer password??? yeah bro he's funny.
Michelangelo
BOP. I finally feel like Mikey isn't the butt of the joke anymore. All boys are funny in this series in their own way, and they're all shown being a little dumb so I love that LMAO
I love that Mikey is still childish, but it seems to do toned down as his brothers are equally childish in some way
We don't rely on Mikey for comedic relief, we can rely on him to be sporadic and chaotic though! i love this version of Mikey, this one is my favorite. Point blank my fave!
Masterlist
#tmnt#bayverse tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt headcanons#raphael#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#rise!tmnt#tmnt imagine#tmnt fandom#tmnt hc#tmnt 2012
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hii hope your days been going well!! deadass been returing to re read your most recent fic its stuck in my thoughts you wrote them so good im crushing it in my palms
for the hc reqs!! what do you think about kai?? hes been stirring my brain mush like pancake batter and i would like to hear hcs you have >:]
A/N: JETT LITERALLY BLESS YOU FOR THIS i'm going to sob I love Kai so much i want to squeeze him so hard he melts in my hand!!! ur art has been feeding me and i hope i can return the favor by yelling about Kai because im INSANE and i hope u enjoy.... have a lovely day!!
OHMYGOD okay so he's tickly. HES TICKLY and he should absolutely get got because he's just a silly guy and he acts all tough but one poke and he folds like a fckn lawn chair and its so funny
like if you squeeze his hips and he's not paying attention he crumbles instantly. disintegrates
he is totally one of those people who doesn’t mind being tickled but will absolutely deny it because he’s so fckn stubborn LOL
he’s more used to being the one doing the tickling since he’s the oldest sibling, but that doesn’t mean that Nya hasn’t gotten him good over the years lol
one time at dinner Kai was bragging about how he had just tickled Jay to bits over a bet or something stupid LOL and Nya was like “oh that’s cool but remember when i tickled you so bad that you promised to do all my chores”
this almost immediately resulted in Kai getting tickled to try and pass off chores LOL
kai is super dramatic when he’s being tickled like he’ll flail and shriek even if he’s just getting poked
when Lloyd was still a wee lad he would sneak up behind Kai and tickle him and then run as fast as his little legs could take him LMFAOOO
Kai got him really good after that but Lloyd never stopped doing it until he got older and claimed he was “more mature”
Do not believe Lloyd this is a lie he is still a goofy kid at heart and definitely still tickles Kai just to mess with him
ALSO when Lloyd was younger Kai would always give him piggy back rides or shoulder rides
he would tickle Lloyd sometimes while he was up there because he thought it was funny that he had absolutely nowhere to go LOL so he’d just be wiggling around while Kai tickled his hips or his feet
Even after Lloyd got older HES STILL TEENY and so on occasion he still gets piggy back rides. Kai complains that he’s too old for shoulder back rides and that Lloyd will break his back LOL
Jay claims that since he’s short he should also get piggy back rides and one time Kai just wanted him to shut up so he let him have one and then Jay immediately started tickling Kai and it was so funny
IT WAS EVEN FUNNIER bc he had the dramatic slow fall to his knees and then Jay just pinned him down and tickled the snot out of him
Kai uses Nya as one of his primary excuses to tickle Jay like “price for trying to smooch my sister is tickles” and its funny because half the time he tickles Jay for this he wasn’t even doing anything LOL he probably just looked in her general direction
I would also like to think that since Kai and Nya are siblings they 100% are mean to each other in the most petty way
so like Jay will be saying something about Nya and Kai immediately is like “she snores btw. and she doesn’t always brush her teeth. and she thinks cantaloupe is the best fruit which is weird who likes cantaloupe”
Jay told Nya he said this and then she was like “well did you know Kai can’t spell Fahrenheit. and he does muscles at himself in the mirror. and he thinks cantaloupe sucks because he got food poisoning from it which is a skill issue on his end”
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE… EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ONLY CHILD IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY??? so they do Not understand why Kai and Nya do this shit and it’s so funny and then eventually they get into a tickle fight and they’re screaming at each other about CANTALOUPE
i should also note here that Nya almost always wins tickle fights with Kai. why? i do not know. it is just the way it works for them
Kai runs warm so i think he’s actually more sensitive to tickles from Zane especially bc. Zane’s hands are always a bit icy
like when Kai’s wearing a thick enough shirt he doesn’t notice but i think they had like. sleeveless outfits a few times?? yeah Zane stuck his hands under Kai’s arms when that happened and Kai actually screamed so loud
He also jumped and ended up falling back on top of Zane and knocking them both over LOL he’s so dramatic but also it did tickle pretty bad for him
GAAAAH i could go on for so long about Kai it's not even funny PLS i literally love him sm thank you again for the request and i hope you have a SPLENDID day and drink ur water bc its good for u!!!
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One caramel macchiato, please!
You work as a barista in a local coffee shop. Your days come and go, until you notice one particular person, who seems to stop by a lot more often now. They're so shy, but you find it cute, so why not ask them out on a date?
{just some cute heads for all hacketteers bc I'm really sad rn and need a distraction 🤪 also trying some new style of posts sorry if its messy or smth im a mess myself}
Emma Mountebank
°^° she wasn't exactly a regular at first, emma just went along with abi cuz the latter was really excited about this 'new cool coffee place'
°^° but after she tried a drink you made her, she fell in love. With a place, with her drink, with you
°^° so she started visiting a place a lot more, i mean of course, if she can get the most delicious coffee she ever tried AND some time with her new crush then what is there to wait for?
°^° however she wasn't sure if you're interested as well, she did flirt with you a couple of times but you probably got flirted with a lot right?
°^° so it was up to you to take matters in your hands. When she visited next time, you prepared a special drink for her with a 'wanna go out w me? :)' written on a cup
°^° no need to say she was excited as hell and sending you flirtatious looks waiting for your shift to end
Dylan Lenivy
°^° tell me he's not a guy who prefers smaller and less known to public places? You can't tell me otherwise. Anyways, he's a regular all the way and he enjoys different drinks
°^° he likes to try new stuff every time so he pesters you with questions like 'ooh, how do you brew that?' 'can you teach me how to make that?' 'how many calories is in that drink?' he doesn't care about answers, he really just wants to hear you talk about stuff. Honestly, just talk in general
°^° he makes attempts in flirting tho it's awkward and maybe a little forced, but still makes you laugh a little. And he would kill for the sound of your laughter
°^° god give strength to this man if you ever decide to flirt back, he will blush so hard and stutter a lot but he'll be really happy, even tho he thinks you're just trying to entertain him until he leaves
°^° unfortunately, he won't ask you out basically bc he thinks you don't like him and just think of him as this weird customer who doesn't take hints poor boy :(
°^° he'll be so shooked when he sees a 'lets go on a date, cutie ;)' on his cup you're sure he had a heart attack. For the rest of your shift he'll stay near you making occasional jokes to lift your spirits up
Nicholas Furcillo
°^° he doesn't remember how he ended up in that coffee place, yet he doesn't complain. He gets to have nice drinks and to see your cute face
°^° he doesn't really interact with you because he's shy and awkward so he's afraid he might say something weird or embarrass himself so he just... sits far away from you and sometimes looks in your direction
°^° if you start a convo with him he will stutter a bit and shift his gaze a lot, but he'll open up eventually and begin convos with you himself
°^° he is insecure about himself, especially in things like dating, so he won't really flirt with you, but he'll be polite and nice so you don't feel uncomfortable around him
°^° he makes sure to clear up his schedule as much as possible just to spend time with you. He also started learning about coffee stuff just to impress you
°^° ask him out when there's not many customers around bc he will get so shy and red the moment you say 'i really enjoy your company, wanna go out on a date with me?'
Kaitlyn Ka
°^° kaitlyn absolutely (secretly) loves small cafes so when she found out about that place she immediately became a regular. She likes the atmosphere, the prices and the quality, and she likes one particularly cute barista too
°^° she's confident and she knows it, so that makes flirting with you easier bc whenever she feels shy she can just bombard you with some cheesy pick-up lines and joke about how cringy it was
°^° sometimes she makes fun of you for being 'clumsy' or 'trying too hard' or 'ew, that drink didn't come out that good, but ok i guess 🙄'. She does know that it probably hurts you as a barista, but that's her defense mechanism and she hates it as well
°^° she's quick to apologize if she sees you're upset and offers a date to make up for it as a 'joke' but bro, she doesn't think it's a joke anymore
°^° she'll fall deeper in love if you tease her back and jokingly misspell her name as 'Caitlyn' or 'Kaitlin' just to shit with her, if you pretend it was a mistake she will kiss you here and then no
°^° give her a free drink with 'lets go on a date, shit ass ;)' and she'll look at you mad but also blushing. She wants to beat your ass but she'd rather kiss you
Jacob Custos
°^° he's kinda a regular but kinda not. He can visit a cafe for like four days in a row, but then just disappear for the same amount of time which confuses you a lot
°^° you may think it's bc he's a busy man but nope, he just likes you a lot but is a bit confused about his feelings, he doesn't have a good experience in dating so he doesn't wanna get hurt again
°^° but you're so sweet and kind, always writing cheerful comments on his cup that sure do lift his mood up so maybe he should try dating again?
°^° he makes attempts at flirting that aren't as awkward as dylan's but still a little questionable. He doesn't mean any harm so his flirting is really innocent and full of jokes
°^° he's insecure too, he doesn't wanna be a bother but still wants to be needed by you, so teach him about some stuff and ask about his day to show that you're interested in him
°^° he will absolutely jump when you ask him out on a date, just say the word 'date' and he's already suggesting places to go that you might like, he really likes you and he doesn't plan on messing up
Ryan Erzahler
°^° he likes the place bc it's always quiet and doesn't have many people around. Perfect for listening to some podcasts. He also likes how polite you are and how you're interested in whatever stories he tells you
°^° he orders drinks different for whatever mood he's in so you're never able to guess what'll it be. However he likes to just sometimes come and order something 'to your liking' bc he secretly tries to learn about you
°^° I've read so many heads about him majoring in arts, specifically animation, and fuck just imagine him sitting near a window with his sketchbook out, him sketching you while you work bye
°^° he's really quiet and awkward, he doesn't know much about dating so he might not really interact with you, not much flirting either. He just kinda talks to you sometimes when you work and he has nothing to do or while he waits for his order
°^° if he's comfortable enough he might show you some of his sketches not of you or show you his favorite podcasts, and if you tell him about your hobbies or something you like he'll have that shy smirk and nod along
°^° ask if 'he'd like to spend some time together?' and he'll go silent, a little hesitant, but would agree nonetheless
Abigail Blyg
°^° she was so excited to discover this new place, the interior is absolutely amazing and inspiring, she sure has to sketch that... cute barista that served her a drink just now hello??
°^° she's a shy bean so she won't initiate convos so it's really up to you, or up to emma to matchmake you if she's with abi
°^° she would scream internally if you call her pretty or even more complement her arts that she not-so-subtly showed off to you
°^° make her special drinks and write some complements on a cup to make her day, she'll make sure to mutter little 'thank you's' all while blushing
°^° doesn't really understand all the coffee terminology, so she will be ecstatic if you teach her some of the stuff, that way you'll bond and spend a little time together
°^° please do write a 'you're cute, let's watch a movie?' and she will cry, blush, die, ascend to heaven and return to earth while nodding in agreement
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Somehow I don't like how those turned out but i spent so long writing it so I'll post it anyway
#the quarry#dylan lenivy#the quarry dylan#jacob custos#the quarry jacob#ryan erzahler#the quarry ryan#kaitlyn ka#the quarry kaitlyn#nick furcillo#the quarry nick#emma mountebank#the quarry emma#abigail blyg#the quarry abi#supermassive games#the quarry headcanons
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HI! this is an anlysis ask but i saw spruces ask and was like oh no did i do something, and wanted to say that in my last ask i wasnt trying to be negative or anything about niki, i just was talking abt what we were discussing in stars discussion in the discord. didnt mean to try and pressure you in any way, im not upset abt niki or anything! :) now onwards!
so proud abt stars, its amazing, loved the new chapter, super excited for epilouge aswell!
"i need to talk to my boys" AHHAHAJHDBHGDUYBEDGJSJSHLDKJ my childhood traumatized, found family loving, i wish that was me self is SCREAMING >:3
"never trust a traitor" love that quote sm, i cant explain or really describe why but there is something about it that i was just like, oh damn that slaps
glass divine: ive never read someone elses dream, and im not 100% sure i plan to, but i WILL be reading through a glass divine! so hyped >:D
tubbo's betrayal: i want to say i saw it coming so clearly, and honestly, the little voice in my head did, but part of me was also like, nooooo tubbo, he will get hurt, save tub boi, so i was 100% in denial lmao
so glad they got to hug it out man so happy 10000000/10
overall, it was amazing. (are we rly surprised, its always amazing since it is Bee) so so proud, so grateful, and i gotta say, this is the best fic ive ever read. i loved it. i will be buying copies for all of my friends, and if you ever do a book signing, i will be there (if i can convince someone to take me) ill be there in spirit no matter what. you are my favorite author. much love to you, and i hope you know how amazing you are, and that you understand how hard to do this is, dont be afraid to take a break after stars is 100% over, because this is a huge project thats taken you super long, and its done, dont be upset about that, and if you need anything at all, we are here! sorry for being sappy fren but im so proud! <3
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omg no king anon you're fine, there was someone in my comments on ao3 who posted some critique that I made a post complaining about so that's what spruce was referring to. you're totally fine I promise!!
I knew the "I need to talk to my boys" line would get people screaming (and tbh I was so excited to write that too)
THANK YOU I was so proud of the "never trust a traitor" bit
literally no pressure to read someone else's dream you don't need to and tbh I do not like someone else's dream that much bc of how I rushed it so... also glass divine is gonna deviate from it so you literally have no need to read it. so glad you're excited for glass divine!!
awww thank you so much king anon. if I ever do actually get to publish stars as an original novel that'd be a dream come true, but we'll have to wait and see if it's something I'm able to do. I'm so happy you enjoy my stories though. and don't worry about me! I'm not taking a break because I actually need a writing project going on at all times or else I have no creative outlet and I get very stressed. I love writing so much and while I know I COULD took a break, I genuinely don't want to. I always make sure I have something planned I can be working on or else I just feel way too restless. I'm just so happy I have readers who I know will read and support whatever silly story my brain decides to come up with next :)
thank you for the kind words you guys are seriously the sweetest <3
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sdffhghjhdgfhghgfhghdgfhghj ive been trying to work on this fic update for weeks but goddamn lmao i just. i am STRUGGLING which is ??? bc i still like it im still enthusiastic abt the project i simply feel like thats an unpopular stance and at this point im just getting embarrassed to keep posting my writing when the notes are just. me trying to reblog for exposure fdggh no one is obligated to ofc i know that but that post thats like ‘numbers arent everything but if you spent six hours on a cake that no one ate you might be more than a bit disappointed’ is extremely fucking real & im already having a hard time trying to convince myself im not universally disliked as-is tell me why people stop talking as soon as i contribute to the gc without fail like. every time i want to contribute i delete what i typed out bc i physically cant take this happening over and over again i dont know what i did wrong or what im doing wrong but clearly it was Something im just too stupid to figure out what. someone i am begging on my knees please explain what it is about me that repels people after a bit of time what do i lack just tell me so thats not helping either.
im also trying v hard not to infodump about other interests at the moment bc once again. embarrassing as hell i just keep thinking abt how annoying i am rn to litcherally everyone esp when i want to talk about obscure shit no one but me is into so it feels even worse lmao. & having someone ask out of obligation feels patronizing bc i know theyre not interested about hearing about the thing its just pity. ive been the pity/obligation person my whole life and i Hate it i hate just being tolerated i hate feeling like nothing i say actually matters in the conversation and like everyone is just waiting for me to stop talking i hate the way i can see people’s eyes glaze over and how they dont even notice if i cut myself off mid sentence theyre just glad ive finally finished talking. im so deep in it im actively trying to start up some sort of maladaptive fantasy where i can to talk Guilt Free about stuff but hgjhkjj im also struggling to conceptualize a universe where thats a thing lmao i cant enjoy my comfort characters bc they would also find my ass grating gfhgh like straight up i know they wouldnt like me thinking abt that is actually just making me feel worse lmao i hate it here
ive spent so much time in my own head lately just Spinning tf out and overanalyzing every sentence i type or speak and still somehow managing to fuck up in spite of that. like its not about the fic!! its not about the fic! and i know its not bc im still working even if its slowly. really truly is not just about the fic but thats something i guess more acceptable to complain about bc at least people kinda understand that frustration even if its cringe to vent about but at LEAST. its better than this. also ive taken care of all my basic needs for the day so ive confirmed that im not just deprived of sustenance or some shit gfhgj no ive truly just been feeling like this for weekssss on end now and im so tired. i already typed a version of this in my private server (its basically just like a journal/reminder set up for myself, very convenient & gives me the illusion of replies temporarily gfhgjh) and that wasnt enough so hopefully posting here just alleviates it a bit
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A good question!! Well I do know the game has opened up a survey about feedback and BOY did I give feedback djsjs (funnily enough they didn't have feedback for no free diamond content gee, I wonder why?) And I do recall one of the questions asking if the game should have all artist be grouped together so maybe there is hope? Maybe they will improve on the game because currently Some stuff is confusing lolol. I try to enjoy the game but boy do I just collect my daily stuff and go lol. Maybe those that do play it have more fun with it? I hope so and I hope they do more surveys and proper ones to have fans give feedback!
Welp the teaser videos are finished, the order i think everyone was wrong and we legit have no idea what Is happening (some smart carats under the youtube comments explained their theories which bless the smart beans) and now concept pics and all I can say is I am screaming and not really ready for the day comeback happens. Proper dark svt!? Yes please!
As for the theories and lore, I do agree. I mean one of my favs (another hybe artist lol) has this grand universe lore and it started of simple but then it got into just wildness and imo while it is still interesting they are still continuing it apparently, I do feel like they should have ended it because that is what it seemed like to me but considering how the lore is (or was? Idk anymore) a fan favorite. They milked it imo and it no longer felt interesting per se. I'm still intrigued don't get me wrong but sometimes it should be simple and not overdone which is why I am shocked svt is even having one? Like never thought that could happen but we really don't know how this lore even is so its too early to say pledis is going to mess things up. Maybe its just for this comeback? I do know some groups do this sometimes and just peace out after doing a theory like concept for once haha.
yes, i filled out that survey as well! (even though i haven't been on the app in several weeks lol). i was glad that they were asking if ppl preferred the artists to be separated, it will be interesting to see if it changes. but yeah i was also waiting for like a write in question where i could complain about the diamonds DJLFLFJ i also hope they continue to listen to feedback
i'm really interested to see what the comeback is going to be like, bc an article said it's not refreshing svt, but personally i don't get the vibe that it's going to be super dark either? like after darling and with the first two versions i thought it might be, but now im not sure. im looking forward to it in either case! this comeback has me intrigued. (although i am a bit disappointed that we're only getting 9 songs on the album ;-;)
yeah, i'm hoping that this storyline is only for the comeback. i feel like it might be since the story still seems to be like, a metaphor for svt's own life and experiences, which is what their concepts are usually related to anyway. and we don't necessarily have an indication that it's supposed to be an ongoing storyline, just that we know it's a marketing strategy a lot of companies (including hybe) use for their groups. but i guess we'll find out in the next year or so as we see the next couple comebacks lol. i'm not gonna complain about it too much as long as it's well done, and so far i think they've done a good job with darling and the teasers, so we'll see!
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Its almost april and nothings happened. Should i still leave it in her hands? Yeah probably. Fuck i really dont know how to do this but i feel serious about it. I shouldnt be pursuing a relationship even if it takes until june. But i want her to know that i feel this way. Uhh even though ive said it already. She knows. But she hasnt given me anything. I have to remind myself not to come on too strong but i want her to know and i want to be sweet to her just bc i like her as a person. idk i just want to do nice things for her and i hope i havent been overwhelming in that way. The truth is i dont know what she is thinking. She mightve decided she’s not into me the night i complained abt having a bad week. Or she mightve just put up some distance to protect both of our feelings. It feels so bad to wait even tho i know patience is important. I m trying to be cool about it i s2g i am trying to be cool about it but i just want to know i want to tell her so badly i want to just see her & smell the perfumed air when she sits close. I made her smile and laugh and i even got her turned on and now i freeze and we dont talk about anything. Is she not only putting up a boundary but avoiding me as well? I work on the weekends so that makes it suck too. I hate this why am i thinking about her so much. I hardly even know her. But she believes in beauty & she herself is strong smart and fucking beautiful. she made me feel things i never felt before.
I am the problem i think. All i want is a companion but im too depressed to let myself enjoy another persons intimate company. Im a total downer to be around! No something HAS to be wrong. There HAS to be a catch or a negative side to it, Right????
Everything is fine.
Everything is going to be fine.
Today can be a good day even if i dont learn anything new abt the situation.
But if everything is fine why did she stop texting me? Why is it always me texting her lately? Is that even true? Can i even trust my perception of reality? Or has my depression taken that away as well? As i know it often does.
But it feels that way. Ive written her notes and got her little gifts, im usually the one to initiate the conversation. Fuck. :( this shit hurts so much. I wish she’d just give me a chance.
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hey, i just wanted to pop in and say that if i remember correctly you posted a selfie a while ago and i was thinking oh my god that's such a pretty person i need to draw him, and i tried going back to find it again but i think you deleted it since? which is perfectly ok, even if i didn't get a chance to draw you im glad i got to see you!! we've been mutuals for a few years now atp i think and im pretty horrible at talking to people, but when i came back to tumblr after a year or so and i saw you in my notifs it really felt like omg that's my friend! like yknow coming back into a barren wasteland and then someone pops up like hey bud im still here 😭 idk as i said im pretty bad at talking to people, but i do enjoy seeing you in my notifs, and as someone who's halfway to 30 and still in college with one single friend i feel you, but i also think it'll get better and no one is destined to be alone and miserable, even if it's really hard to not feel like it, and i think even if happiness takes a while to get to it's still gonna be worth it, everyone, and i truly mean Everyone!!! deserves to know they have a place in this world, we deserve to take up space and be ourselves and find people who want us the way we are, and ive been there where your brain tells you to just die already but honestly. im glad im still here and im glad you're still here, even if all it means is that i get to smile when i see you in my notifs <3 im one of those people who think if someone likes and reblogs my posts then we're friends already, so even if im just a silent little thing in your phone, im still here!! and so are you!!! and i think that's pretty neat
so yeah, anyway, that got a little long winded, but i hope, even if slowly and sometimes a little painfully, you'll find something and someone who makes you happy, you deserve to stick around and find little things (and big ones, too!) that bring you joy <3
- a beloved mutual
aah just know that i think i read these messages like a day after you sent them! im really touched, like, fjdkkf first of all, there is someone here?? second of all, thank you so much? for everything you said.
usually, rarely (?) when i get on here it's bc i feel so bad in my head that i dont think ppl on my twitter (where I live) deserve seeing any of my whining... and to be honest that place is not safe for that cuz strangers are always jumping on people for anything and everything, so thats why i come here to cry. im sorry for that cuz it makes it look like im always miserable, which is kinda true, but when it gets unbearable i need to write shit down. so, im here now, meaning: i was gonna do what i always do here :D but then i remembered i had to reply this message dkdkd
it's so cool that youre almost 30 thats amazing, and thanks for sharing that you Get Me cuz you probably do, this makes it feel more normal. Usually i dont really mind being so alone but it always gets to me at some point. and it's kinda like,, i totally believe i could be okay living like this, i wouldn't mind. but some days when everything seems shitty and ugly it feels so bad, yknow? im sorry i cant really be that positive rn, after all i came here to cry, but this is a nice way to try and stir away from my usual single pity-party.
and i cant believ u saw my selfie cuz the day after i felt really weird, like why did i say all of that, i am a loser! i dont even know why i complain about having no one cuz on my normal days i just know i dont mind it. so weird.
anyways! thanks again im glad youre here!!!
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thoughts on sweet home season 2 (spoilers!!)
this is gonna sound whiney but that's just because i love this show a lot and my expectations were really high
the pacing this season was so bad imo like the first two or three episodes were so intense, everything was important and there was no time to get over the last thing that happened, but when it got to the episodes that were mostly about the camp/bunker/whatever it got so boring. i didn't care about any of those people because they were either completely flat or they just didn't really have room in the story to make sense or be interesting. except junil my boy who was done SO wrong
hyunsu just fucked off for most of the season? the main character of the series? the best guy? i don't know if this was because of a schedule conflict w song kang or whatever and i don't care
i actually completely forgot about ms. im (?) until i was just looking at the cast to check something. ??? what ever happened to her after she just appeared naked and slimy. there are so many things like that that they just threw in and then never spoke of again
the very end of the season seemed like it was trying to throw two big plot twists at us but it was stuff we already knew? like it was pretty obvious? but they were still like :o the slime monster that takes people's bodies was sangwon the whole time!!! and the lava ceiling monster was eunhyuk!!!!! like yeah. lol. idk it just seemed anticlimactic i mean it was cool to actually see eunhyuk but it wasn't a surprise like it seemed like it was meant to be
speaking of eunhyuk though i am excited because tbh i didn't like him in s1 and i didn't like eunyu either but eunyu was a lot more interesting in s2, so hopefully he'll be better in s3
i also really like mushroom girl but i'm pretty sure that's not how mushrooms work. i mean i could be wrong i don't have any experience + tbf i've never seen a kdrama that knew what drugs did
not to be a sungcheol stan but i miss sungcheol so bad. i don't wanna complain about sangwook as sangwon, because i do think he's cool and his actor has done a really good job, i just wish sungcheol could have stayed longer. bc i love him but also bc there's something cunty about sangwon that sangwook just doesn't have as much
also where is the baby monster??
also i kinda feel dumb like maybe i'm missing something about yikyung? i don't understand why she's sticking to the all monsters have to die thing so hard that it's literally fundamental to her as a person. i feel like she should've been the first to understand that not all monsters are bad. like everybody else is on board with this by now. but her as a monster is so cool i can't be that mad about it
also where is that lady's dog?
anyway i guess s3 will be like... monster squad (hyunsu, eunhyuk, yikyung, yikyung's daughter + eunyu for some reason) vs. sangwon and the military i guess. i still don't really care about the military stuff but yikyung vs. sangwon? yes
eta i forgot to complain about netflix. i am fully a hypocrite bc i really love this bundle of shows that are kind of connected - squid game, alice in borderland, sweet home, all of us are dead, maybe hellbound too - but something i like about kdramas is that the story is almost always intended to be told in one season, and that often requires good storytelling. netflix doesn't care about this, it feels like they're just throwing stuff at the wall and whatever sticks makes it to s2 or s3 or whatever until they get bored and cancel it. it's bad writing and it's disrespectful to the people who actually enjoy the story. it's kind of like, idk, releasing video games that aren't finished but sure are expensive. i don't think it's too much to ask for them to have a plan before they start a series
it's way past my bedtime so i can't be held to any of the opinions expressed here. except i miss sungcheol i always miss sungcheol
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(time to complain about my personal life)
so this time last year i was getting promoted to assistant manager and while there was only one other assistant manager, the site had 3 area managers and while one was new and one was extremely not interested in doing his job, one of them was competent enough to be handling all of it. she burnt out and left a few months later. the guy who was barely doing his job left half a year after that. and the area manager who was new when i got promoted left a few weeks ago. so here i am doing a job I DONT EVEN HAVE YET while having NONE of the support my boss had when she was new to the role. my boss's boss who is now my boss bc we just dont have any mid level bosses was away all of last week, doesn't know anything about our budget, doesnt know how to do a lot of HR related things, and oh btw our current HR lady IS ALSO NEW and doesnt know what she's doing. my coworker is great but only half a year into being here while previously having no experience with this branch of the company and the sad part is our counterparts on the other half of the week are doing /so much worse/ than he is. one (started a month after i got promoted, has no excuse to not know his job) is worse on purpose and the other one cannot retain information and only got the job through connections (i wouldnt begrudge him so much for it except he's not suitable for the job and he's absolutely miserable with it. he did the worst thing for everyone involved by taking this job.)
i would be doing myself a massive favor by getting another job but i'm limited by my area and available hours and i just don't want to deal with trying to find something suitable when i'm already working over 40 hours a week. i wish life would stop getting hard right around holiday season. im sick of missing halloween. im sick of not being able to enjoy fall and early winter. i dont really want a job where i can coast, i massively enjoy having a job where i feel like i can contribute to something, but it's too much to be expected to carry so much while not being paid enough to not have to worry about bills. what i want more than anything rn is just to be able to buy a car in peace..... or at least have my current piece of crap in a state that's able to pass inspection....
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homecoming!
first post!! ive never really blogged before so this is exciting but I really just want a place to scream into the ether and tal about whatever I want.... I used to keep a journal but id only write in it every three months or so and I haven't written in it in at least a year and I'm afraid to read it now.... anyway
as sophomore year has began for me I have been experiencing a lot of emotions (which isn't entirely out of the norm but at the same time it is) and I never really open up to people so I want somewhere to talk about things rather than bottling it up since im no longer in therapy
omfg grammarly is smothering my entire text page
anyway! homecoming was tonight and it was a disaster!!! well not entirely but I thoroughly did not enjoy it.... I got to the before at O's house* and I didn't want to talk to anyone when I got this like sharp pain in my abdomen and my first thought was like..... oh fuck I have appendicitis! which is so scary and annoying bc I'm going to ALL THINGS GO tomorrow and I wouldn't be able to attend if I had fucking appendicitis.. so I sat around for a little and then I sat in the car for a but, then my mom took me home where I had so much fucking diahreahha... like there was actual liquid coming out of my ass.. idk why but I think it was the combination of all the coffee nd shit I had and then the food plus my nerves. I made it back in time before we left and then we went to the dance where it was just so fucking bad like I hate dances so much I cant even rlly get into that but I had so many awkward interactions.
then we went to paiges and it was chill at first until people started getting drinks out, and HP wouldn't give me a drink... which is like whatever but she had said before that she would. I don't want to act like she was obligated too bc that. bitchy but in the moment it was annoying, I don't blame her it was js confusing... then I venmod O again, who I had decided before that I wasn't even speaking to for reasons that I said I would write about later... and she kept avoiding me which isn't out of character for her lately and then later when I told her again that I nemod her she acted like she hadnt ever told me she was gonna give me a drink and sent the money back at least. HR also told me she would give me a drink but she was SO FUCKING WEIRD ab it too like she always is. Anyway everybody at that party was being annoying as fuck and it was also just bad... and I know I'm not above these parties, I'm literally so irrelevant but I'm still aware of how ass that was.. I went home afterward I don't think anybody gaf. Im trying not to sound like super selfish or unaware of how dumb I sound rn but like I'm tired af and I'm just writing to express how I feel I'm not trying to say anyone in this case is morally in the wrong I'm just upset so shut the fuck up if future me is like omggg I was so annoying why was I complaining about that
I wish I had different friends but I know mine are the best I can do and that I'm lucky to have them and I like them all as people but most of them treat me like shit or a joke and I just don't want to deal with that
I just wish I was drunk idk I think ill be an alchoholic at some point idgafffff anything to not deal
*nts make a name list for reference
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Took me three days to finish the Salt Route concept video and god i'm gonna be such a hater im gonna put this under the cut but i don't want my poor ex to hear me complain so yall must suffer on her place
LIKE, MAN. I'll start off by saying the technical stuff was okay. I really enjoyed the music (gonna try find the fight song), the animations weren't perfect but were good enough and the random drawings were nice I liked those jumpscares. There's things like the shaking textboxes and Queen's fight background changing color which were Something but it was fine.
WHAT WAS NOT FINE WAS THE FUCKING LAG. THAT WAS SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHY ON EAAARTH DID THEY ADD LAG⁉️
Anyway even if you overlook the lag, the real problem of this video is the story on its own, which is arguably the most important part.
(also there were some issue with the pacing but more on that later-)
This recreation respected the main story beats but added sooo much in between. And some of it was alright! I loved the fucking Roulx bit so much and the Swatchling dying was cool too, but... Most other additions felt like so much.
Like, the problem really lies in the fact that you cannot forget what the source material is like. Even during Snowgrave this game remains goofy! Look at Spamton NEO's fight, the dialogue is so sad and yet so funny. HE EVEN TELLS YOU TO GO PLAY MINECRAP AT SOME POINT!
You cannot ignore the sheer goofiness in Spamton tagging along with Kris because he lost his goddamn keys. The video took itself way too seriously, when there was so much comedy to play off on! Roulx at least did his part for that 🙏😔
Unfortunately the absence of goofiness translates as an over presence of edginess. And with edginess comes out of characterness. And lord did this get kind of edgy. Like, I get it, snowgrave, manipulation and whatnot, but they ramped it waaay up to the point it just made Kris seem evil for no reason!
Because we sure as hell started this route but Kris was the one to continue it. Like when they tied Spamton up. What was up with that? Or hell, THE SOLID MINUTE BEATING HE TOOK. The player didn't instruct them to do any of those, Kris did it on their own. And it's almost fucking hilarious to see, but it's played completely straight, it's Narmy as fuck !!!!
Kris wasn't the only OOC tho, Spamton was too. Sure Kris has him at the foot of the canyon doing all the murdering himself, and the Addison bit was edgy but I can excuse it bc 1) I have a soft spot I'm not all hate 2) it was in the dream, but this puppet would NOT care about killing so many. His ass did not FLINCH when giving you the thorn ring. He was soooo okay with you freezing everyone, to act like this would be any different is just untrue.
And!!! And, another thing. The heart ripping off part. I have very mixed feelings about that... I mean, i think it's meant to have some Deeper Meaning? As to justify Spamton's ending? More on that in a second btw; but like, I think Spamton was just huffing copium to justify getting his ass handed by a 13 yo. So it's like... It's the same as I said with Spamton's reaction, Kris wouldn't care more about this than they cared about Snowgrave.
UNLESS they just tried to rip their heart out bc they fucking hated Spamton and couldn't stand being around his annoying ass any second longer, in which case the beating is justified too, but that's just a possible interpretation 👍 KEHEMDHNDDB
Like, so much would've had improved if this video stuck to the stablished in Snowgrave and in the og post, going not for physical abusive but psychological one. I'm sure the post said you had to CONVINCE Spamton, that would've been way more fitting to see! And it makes Kris neutral while we are evil.
But, hey, it wasn't all bad, so let me point out some bits I REALLY liked that I haven't pointed out yet like: the boat ride pic. The little comment as they pretended to be friends about it not being genuine was so good. The Swatchling dying and Queen trying to interrupt also was sick. Roulx, cannot stress that enough... SWATCH'S LIL GOOFY ASS LETTER, SAYING TO NOT BE BLUE. Also Swatch (or a Swatchling but I think it was the bird themselves) jumpscared me hard when they went behind the door. God, and the queen fight too, that was so faithful.
But! It segways me perfectly into my last complain which is ! The pacing of this video was so over the place omfg. There's so many scenes that did NOT need to be that long. Like c'mon, we already had deviations from the original gameplay, you don't need to make fights like 5 minutes long.
Wild to see how good the op was at some very hard attacks but how bad they were at others.
OVERALL 👏 no hard feelings toward the creator I fully encourage you watching the video and agreeing or disagreeing with me but man, how I wish it had been sillier. That's my final review of the salt route concept video 👍
#luly talks#THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE SO FUCKING LONG 🫣#i dont even have a tag for this im not putting my hate on main
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id like to complain about Barry for a bit.
I came to the show late and didnt watch it as it was coming out, but have been moving thru it over the last month. I have a tendency to just stop watching shows when theres a lull or an arc i dont find interesting, and ive been fighting that urge for two seasons now bc my partner has been enjoying it. we have two episodes left and i cant wait to be done with it. so without having seen the finale, heres where im at:
firstly, its not that the bad behavior of all the main characters bothers me. i was aware from episode 1 that this was not a show about good people, or even about bad people trying to be better. and i kept watching, and really enjoyed seasons 1 and 2, bc i dont need perfect protagonists to remain invested. but. like. the premise was about a hitman getting into acting, right? ...Barry has not acted for the last 10 episodes. they just sort of abandoned that aspect of the character, which was really the only interesting thing about him. ive gone from liking him to hating him to appreciating the nuisance of his character, to literally not caring what he does anymore bc of how often the writers kept flipping the switch on him. hes no longer a reflection of how real people cope with the bad things theyve done. hes just a tool for shocking the audience.
Seasons 1 and 2 thrived on the revolving cast of antagonists, which was a fun way to demonstrate the endless cycle and escalation of violence that barry's trapped in. The absurdity of the martial arts master and his feral child was excellent and imo the high point of the show, and they were only in one or two episodes. but by season 3 and 4, the introduction and immediate execution of new characters gets incredibly stale, because we stop expecting them to matter in any way. the kid actor, the tall blond gal, albert, bong, any chechen or bolivian, they keep setting us up w characters and the impression that they will be important to the leads, and expecting us to be impacted by the subversion of this expectation. and im just...not. im bored of it.
also, I don't like timeskips, it strikes me as a bit of a cop-out that just...kills the momentum of any arc leading up to it. Like the writers put themselves in a position and decide they dont want to deal with writing their way out of it. then they can just waste a bunch of airtime on where-are-they-now exposition instead of actually resolving or elaborating on the existing conflicts or themes they were pursuing earlier. better call saul almost did it right, but even that was a boner-killer of a finale. And the way Barry skips into the future to do some kind of half-assed commentary about 'where society is going' reminds me too much of the toothless politics of parks & rec. the whole podcast Christianity homeschooling thing is pretty interesting, tho.
and finally let me jsut go ahead and say that it was incredibly unfair what they did to cristobal. the electroshock therapy scene was horrific, but the very next episode, hes fine. he never even talks about what that did to him. no, instead, we're supposed to focus on how traumatized hank is from the whole tiger incident or whatever. like, gene's son leo lost his job, and we never talk about why, or what that means for him. and then he gets shot, cool cool cool, really cool wow, so interesting. the black and brown characters are not necessarily unique in how disposable or otherwise unimportant they are, compared to secondary white characters like Katie or Annie or Kristen, but its still pretty gross how the writers seem a little more willing to subject them to violence and trauma.
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super long post of me complaining abt totk irt to my totk playthru bc I <3 Complaining ❤️❤️
maybe its cuz i played like a fuckton during the first week (tho i only have 65 hours total so idk how that compares to the average playerbase) or maybe its cuz ive been playing in an unconventional way, but totk is starting to feel boring to me... (or maybe the game design just sucks..?)
i play unconventionally in that i have disregarded the plot.. bc in botw it was so boring to me. and i watched all the totk cutscenes online anyways and it was as i suspected, i wouldve been disappointed and annoyed if i wasted time collecting all those memories just to get some half-baked story.
im on the fence for doing dungeons tho.. i see my sister doing one, and it does actually look kinda fun, but i worry how satisfying it will actually be, and if i finish the dungeon's boss, will this game's final boss(es) be too easy? (thats what happened in botw.. but maybe ill just do the dungeon and skip the boss? if i can do that?)
i did do the beginning of the gerudo main questline, and it was rly.. boring.... fighting the gibdos was rly boring.. i guess figuring out that mirror puzzle with little help was fun. but it was overall pretty (._.) have yet to enter the dungeon. again idk if i want to
but also another thing is that like its rly rly Really hard for me to gaf abt any npcs in this game LOL.. they just like. say a whole bunch of nothings..... bc like in older games, dialogue helps w worldbuilding since theyre so technologically limited. but in a game like this, you see the world that you get. theres not much that their dialogue adds on, and its only sometimes funny anyways. and i always find myself mashing thru it anyways, bc i just.. dont care.. and also, even if they are saying something supplemental to the world, a useful tip or whatever, its 1.) a teeny tiny tip that i probably could or wouldve learned online or 2.) a mini questline with the most eh reward ever.
i guess cuz in older games you Had to talk to people to figure out what to do next. theres no 'what to do next' in this game so i just.. yeah. im just often unmotivated to know what theyve got to say. of course theyve helped me here and there but its like.. in most games i play, i try to talk to as many npcs i can. but i never feel the need to do this in totk, from either how uninteresting they are, or bc the info they tell me tends to be something i already know.
and my apathy of npcs unfortunately extend to the main quest as well (gorons rito etc), and although i say i wish this game gave me more reasons to talk to npcs, i still end up disliking how totk/botw goes around w it in their main quests; cuz now theres like, a break in the gameplay, where i Must speak to NPCs to advance the 'plot'. my gameplay of exploration, engaging in combat whenever i please, and so on, has to be paused to do this quest. and arguably these quests do provide me the opportunity to explore and whatnot, but its no longer done by Myyyy pace. i have to follow whatever pace and order the game has set for me to do. which Sucks. it really sucks to have a game which im enjoying bc of the freedom, to restrict my freedom like that.
(and this is also why i disliked shrines in the first game.... my regular gameplay gets broken up in order for me to enter shrines (which all look the absolute same as every other one btw, so theres no motivator of 'ohhh i wonder what this shrine looks like?'). and i have to solve the shrine in whatever way its making me to. and obvs some shrines have multiple solutions but more often than not it tends to be limiting.... anyways this is why i deeply prefer shrine quests in the overworld over basic shrines. i much prefer solving puzzles as im exploring as opposed to having to essentially pause my gameplay just to earn hearts and stamina.
in terms of exploration + combat (bc the two go hand in hand).. after getting all the towers, i feel that theres little left for me to do. now that i have a decent amount of hearts and stamina (8 hearts + 1.75 stamina wheels), theres nothing tht really motivates me to do more shrines. the shrines in this game are a lot better than botw's (most of the time), but once ive lost the desire to do shrines as well its a bit.. (._.)
and ive explored most of the west side of the depths, i think roughly 30% overall, but that has gotten a bit boring as well. which is a shame, bc i think its a lot of fun to explore in pitch-black terrain. but as ive said before, it visually stays the same throughout the entire terrain which ends up making it feel very monotonous. same ol grey and purples forever and ever... i wish there was a variety of biomes and landscapes or something (itd be nice if the east looks drastically different but i sincerely doubt it). so far its just grey stretches of land and monster mine camps and maybe the occasional flux construct boss like :/
and combat... ergh... EH.... well just like botw its a blast in the beginning when everything is still hard. but like... all my weapons are pushing 40 atk power now. im like. Ripped. the monsters.. do not reflect this. like firstly u still get those annoying one hit monsters like chuchus, keese, and bokoblins. which is whatever i guess.. annoying but theyre there to spice it up. so whateves. but its when the monster camps still have red monsters like.. what?! even having blue monsters is pushing it honestly. the red ones dies in one hit, and the blues dies in 2-3 hits. black ones are starting to catch up in this regard, but are still a challenge. but there just isnt enough silver ones which ideally should be spawning at this point...
its come to a point where i just end up ignoring most monster camps, bc the reward drops just aren't very good either. like i do not explore in a conventional order, so im already stacked with royal gear. i do not need traveller sword #5. and the game has not adapted with that. i wish it did, bc man the game is getting boring 😮💨
there is more to say. maybe ill be more coherent after i get off my bed LOL. but yeah totk still has the same issues as totk which is... erm. not great
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