#im with roy the 8 heads in a duffle are kinda a thing a crime lord would do

[batcavescolony]

Clark (upon hearing that theirs a batwearing crime boss in Gotham): Bruce did you recently adopt a crime lord?

Bruce: .....I did not recently adopt a crime lord.

Diana: so you didn't adopt a crime lord?

Bruce: I didn't recently adopt a crime lord.

Clark: Bruce did you ever adopt a crime lord?

Bruce: No

Clark+Diana: oh thank-

Bruce: I adopted a child that grew up to be a crime lord.

Clark+Diana: BRUCE

#jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #diana prince #kal el #superman #wonder woman #the justice league #clark+diana: WAIT JASONS ALIVE #incorrect justice league #incorrect batfam #batfam #im with roy the 8 heads in a duffle are kinda a thing a crime lord would do #the justice league has a betting pool on when batman will aquire a new child (not limited to adoption) #Hal: BATS GOT A NEW KID PAY UP #Barry: well technically its not a new kid so you dont win #Hal: SHUT UP