moon and sun are the kind of siblings to absolutely not honor the calling of dibs on anything (especially not who gets reader's first hug) and none of u can change my mind
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scapegrace : !feed
thrasher : oh fuck yes its a little bowl of seeds for me
scapegrace : wait i already fed you
scapegrace : greedy hog
scapegrace : !unfeed
thrasher : what is your problem
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big scary monster snarling at me and bearing its sharp teeth and i giggle and kick my legs and tell it to keep talking as it attacks me and rips me apart and the birds come to feast on me
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been watching some clips of sonic boom and im not just saying it because theyre both blue and spiky, but sonic has some major phoenix wright energy
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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yall ever masturbate so hard you start begging like “fuck-pleasepleaseplease” even though you’re the one fucking yourself? or is that just me.
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this is my spidersona, s-tired-man. its inspired by when im tired and in bed
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im finding this really hard to articulate but it's absolutely infuriating to see the level of government power and pressure that can be applied against "antisemitism" when what "antisemitism" means is 'not approving of how the USA props up israel to further its military objectives in the middle east', while every year since 2015 in america has gotten scarier and more dangerous for the jews who actually live here and are citizens.
like it's been year after year of rising hate crimes, temples bombed and burned, women and men attacked on the streets, harassed online, and our elected officials mouth vague platitudes at hannukah about it. dozens of pundits make serious cash money saying that the holocaust never happened. conspiracy theories about child trafficking and one world bank are now just commonly accepted as fact. and we were told that there wasn't any more that anyone could actually do about any of this. because free speech. because freedom of religion. because everyone has a right to their opinions.
but for israel, for the IDF, suddenly the cops can start making arrests? the same cops that protected proud boys all this time at their rallies are hustling to shut down crowds protesting palestinian genocide. suddenly politicians are getting in real trouble and staffers are getting fired and online there's waves of accounts getting deleted. suddenly antisemitism is driving a whole lot of action!
but none of the machinery of empire was ever used to actually protect jews. none of it was for us at all. america has proved itself deeply and profoundly indifferent to our lives and our voices. the only thing that actually matters here is the material usefulness of israel as a proxy state.
there's your "antisemitism".
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At a Wayne family dinner
DICK: You don't have to hide your powers here
Danny: I'm not trying to hide them, I'm trying to control them
Duke: Wait, I thought you got intangibility two years ago?
Danny: Yeah. It was a lot worse back then. High school is bad enough without your clothes falling off
Tim: *spits out his drink*
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save me nanny ashtoreth.... save me
saw this dress on instagram and then the worms in my brain took over :D
if anyone has a dress theyd like to suggest to see a femziraphale in... send it thru my askbox or dms cause im on the hunt too :3
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