#im... gonna pretend that was intentional

[httpslvr]

i cant hide from you like i hide from myself

#rdr2 fanart #rdr2 #charthur #charles smith #arthur morgan #arthur rdr2 #charles rdr2 #charthur rdr2 #unintentionally made them lean into each other but im gonna pretend it was intentional #song: true blue by boygenius #i started playing ts game ab three weeks ago #currently on chapter five #i am stressed #also i took a photo of the sketch stage vs the final product n it was so jarring it was funny #Spotify

[lucaplushie]

any bitter choco decoration fans in chat

#fnaf #luca draws #william afton #henry emily #willry #helliam #ough..this one hurted. a little bit. #also sorry i never know what to caption these #i love you bitter choco decoration #i was listening to the mizuki alt cover while painting this. if you even care </3 #also for ONCE i didn't forget the springlock scars that is INTENTIONAL OKAY!!!! this is prespringlock incident #every time i draw them kissing or holding hands or sitting in each others laps just know im lying #theyre both insanely repressed..theyd never get together..... to me. #i like to play pretend though #smashing them together like barbies rn #im gonna post this at 10pm when no one will see it because i promised you all willry for Christmas and i refuse to break my promise #oh my god my hands hurt so fucking bad #thats what i get for speedrunning this i GUESS #once again ignore the lighting okay for me heart emoji #IM BAD AT TAKING PICTURES #WAIT I FORGOT TO SAY #THE FUCKING UHH THE SHITTY LITTLE CRAYON DRAWING WAS INSPIRED BY MY DEAR FRIEND #@TOXIFOXX. SMILES CUTELY.

[niishi]

Everyone's mad at that Brittney broski girl but...... She's right. It IS dystopian to ask some white tiktoker to use her podcast to talk about genocide. And the reaction to her saying she's not the one for that job, people making it online cancel culture discourse bc this white woman who makes poop jokes doesn't think she should be the spokesperson, is just even more dystopian. This girl is RIGHT. Y'all co opt these tragedies and are opportunists and just TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK SOOOOOOOOO MUCH that the actual victims never get a voice. Never get heard. Never get the stage or the platform or mic. And WHITE PPL, THEIR ABUSERS, BECOME THEIR VOICES. PRIVILEGED PPL WHO NEVER FACED GENOCIDE GET TO BE THEIR SPOKESPERSON. do you understand how infuriating it was when non indigenous folks jumped on the bandwagon for like 2 months a couple years ago, and ALLLLLLL the indigenous voices got silenced, and NONE OF THEM were promoted or platformed or given the mic, and then we had ignorant Non indigenous ppl speak FOR us while having no clue what the fuck they were even talking about and it did WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY more harm than good. A lot of y'all need to realize you're opportunists, and you only care because you're self centered and can make everything about yourself (while deluding yourself and manipulating others into thinking that's not the case) and God forbid you have to shut the fuck up for 2 seconds and amplify an actual victims voice for once.

#im not saying dont talk about it #but be conscious #be mindful of what you post and repost #be mindful of your intentions #make sure youre not speaking louder than victims #or taking their spot on stage #its a lot more naunced than ppl like to think #privileged north americans especially #they really have no clue what theyre doing or saying #you can't truly understand something youve never been ACTUALLY effected by #realize that theres ignorance you have that you might not know you have #americans don't have the actual know how to fight genocide and fascism #most americas actively and happily support white supremacy and fascism even when they're pretending to be communists #they have zero idea what theyre actually standing for #because theyre too privileged to have anything besides high rent #to fight for #even if we did become a communist leftist nation #all the white leftists would become right wing super fast #if you guys werent already sacrificing yourselves for indigenous north americans #youre not gonna have what it takes to fight this war efficiently #all you can do is talk about it #and sometimes your talking gets so loud and the spotlight on you becomes so bright #it washes out the voices that actually matter #i dont consent to ppl reading this in bad faith #try to understand whats being said #instead of jumping to fury due to your own ignorance

[glassfairyy]

the covers for chapter 1, 2 and 3 of my comic :)

#the art style is inconsistent but im gonna pretend its intentional #lol they kinda make the bi flag together #kezia is the only bi one here tho #anyways #webcomic cover #ocs #original characters #original character #princess royal force #tapas webcomic #webcomic #magical girls #magical girl oc #amanda #lily #kezia

[sillylittlepoetman]

I hear a lot of "aziraphale must love crowleys eyes so much, he made the Bentley yellow!!!" (which is true imo)

BUT WE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT HIS ENTIRE BOOKSHOP IS PAINTED YELLOW TOO??

#hes so in love it hurts #idk if this was intentional but im gonna pretend it is #aziraphale #crowley #go2 #good omens #innefable husbands #crowley x aziraphale

[rainbowresurrection]

I ended up reading The Price of the Phoenix and while it didn't make me want to bleach my eyes like Killing Time, I still didn't like it as much as I hoped I would. Don't get me wrong, the homoeroticism was intriguing to me, but the actual writing and storyline itself left me with a headache. I think I get my hopes up with these books, given all of the possibilities that the written word has for Trek, and it inevitably sets me up for disappointment lol

#if u liked it thats fine I just kind of hated it #star trek #The only ones Ive genuinely liked so far is STTMP and the one about Garak written by Andrew Robinson #i wish Roddenberry had written more. STTMP was no literary masterpiece but his writing style had a lot of potential and I feel that #he actually captured the characters authentically and you could relate to their feelings #Price of the Phoenix had all of this corny alpha male shit going on that almost made me feel #like the author just didn't know how to write men or something #Like they relied a lot on stereotypes of the time which sucked considering that Kirk and co. are supposed to be living in the future #the dialogue was clunky and even confusing at times #and the characters were just #idk. vapid to me #Like Kirk and Spock's love for each other is portrayed which is nice but basically everything else about them just didnt feel #accurately characterized or otherwise explored #it was basically just muliple chapters of several different versions of Kirk getting his ass kicked & this big weird villain dude taking up #space on the page with his plan to take over the universe or whatever #the reincarnation concept was intriguing but the themes just weren't clear enough for me #the end haha #sttos #k/s #review #price of the phoenix #well Im glad I read it anyway I was curious #i get kind of leary of certain K/S content TBF since a lot of it- esp around that time- comes off as voyeuristic towards M/M relationships #a lot of those ppl didnt exactly care about queer movements as much as they cared about seeing their two fictional favs fuck #yes there were queer writers but we didnt always exactly get center stage in these things #you can tell what is written with respect and whats just kinda. written. you feel me #i love K/S and its history but Im not gonna pretend all or even half of it was written with the intention of uplifting queer men #i ended up having more to say than I realized uhhhhhh to be continued at another date

[denzartriste]

Mental health is letting your phone die and refusing to charge it. Forced social media/existing break

#i have not existed for the last week #im gonna pretend that was intentional and not me just being to lazy to charge anything #but i watched all of hermitcraft from Zedaph Mumbo and Grians pov so really im winning rn

[foulserpent]

yeah i finally caved and went through the fucking harrowing experience of reading berserk in about a week while i was gone. i dont even know what to say

#and im gonna be frank my opinion leans very negative (tho cant pretend i wasnt hooked) #i have zero intentions of discussing it bc id be here all day. its the kind of thing where the good aspects of the series are SO good and #the bad aspects are so sos ososoosososoosososo bad #which is a very shallow take but again i really just do not have the mental fortitude to discuss berserk online #i thought i had made a post about it earlier actually bc i distinctly remember typing 'what if guts got counseling' and hitting post but #i cant find it now

[j-harkness]

twelve's final words are so undermined by the fact that chibnall just seems to accidentally write thirteen as cruel all the time without even meaning to or acknowledging it

#hes like. yes genocide every 2 episodes and we will never narratively acknowledge that it happened #god. what are you doing im so glad hes gonna be gone #i just genuinely cannot stand his run. i wish thirteens seasons were so much more and werent just chibnall trying to #destroy anything meaningful in the narrative ever #anti chibnall #and again narratively if it had been an intentional decision to make her like that i would've been like ok. #twelve is a huge dick esp at the start of his arc. that was an intentional decision #chibnall just doesnt even seem to know or acknowledge thats what he does. thirteen barely has an arc or growth at all #chibnall just has her angst over finding out her tragic hero backstory and pretends its an arc and it drives me crazy #myop #text #will my opinion change when i rewatch the seasons? maybe. ill let you know but im doubting that it will

[bylerisc4non]

“Let me guess,” Will said, “you don’t like The Smiths either.” He looked over at Mike waiting for him to judge his music taste once again. 

Mike pursed his lips. “No,” he said finally. “No, I actually like The Smiths.” 

Will’s eyes widened at Mike and he turned back to the front, both hands squeezing the steering wheel. “Oh.” He slowly pressed the gas as the car in front of him began moving again. “Good.”

#byler #byler tumblr #fanfic #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #its canon to me #mike??? will??? #preview #500 days of summer #the smiths aesthetic #im gonna pretend like i did this on purpose #yep i purposefully did this with intention deliberately #...okay fine no i didnt #but it works

[snekdood]

people will be so terminally jealous of you that they’d rather you reexperience your trauma but somehow in a worse way than just let you live your regular happy life as it has been

#sorry i had privilege over you- real or imagined- but it is what it is #and taking it out on me instead of oh idk. the polticians who are to blame for your shitty situation. isnt gonna make your life any better. #i kinda have no control over your life and its actually not my personal job to give you shit #especially since you're a skeevy fuck who cant be honest about your wants needs and intentions and just pretend to be certain ways #so people stay around you and you get the beenfit of community rather than be the real skeevy fuck you are #like damn maybe if you were real i coulda helped you and we didnt have to go through all of this bs of you pretending you like me #just to get shit out of me #you saw how i looked. you saw how i express myself. you saw my confidence. and you did this out of some weird rageful jealousy #and then once you found out how bullied i was. suddenly im nothing. suddenly all the things you envied so deeply that you have to pretend #i dont exist and im not the reason you draw the way you do now. suddenly im nothing. in spite of apparently being the thing that made you #want to draw again anyways. #you really really do value might makes right even if you dont think you do. like if me being bullied is enough for you to decide im nothing #and you gotta go faun after my bullies then like idk what to tell you duder but thats might makes right lmao #how can i go from being *the sun* to you. from being all of your favorite ocs. to being absolutely nothing short of you having some deep #shame about me now that you know all the shit ppl put me through in hs? #i mean aside from all the shit you made up about me- lets put a pin in that right now okay- bc this is the real reason #lets be honest here. #and yet i know. #deep down. you still kinda envy me. because imma be myself no matter what any of yall do #and thats something you cant do ever. rip off your mask.

[timegears-moved]

Finnian, what's your relationship with Tegan and Beat like?

"I really adore Tegan! She's so adorable and sweet! Though lately we've been having a few arguments. Nothing too major, just that she feels like I'm too overbearing. But it's for her own good! She just doesn't realize how dangerous it is out there! Our birth mother always wanted me to protect her and I'm honouring her request the best I can."

"As for Beat... argh they're so annoying!! I do care for her and all and I know she does the same for me, but we really clash a lot. It's not even the teasing (I can usually handle that ), it's the fact that they don't even try??? Not to sound like an old man or anything but she's wasting her life away. Living is so important and Beat might as well be a zombie with how she acts. It drives me insane!"

(art credits: 1 | 2)

#asks #jesper tag #i have a post sitting in my drafts about how beat and finnian are more alike than they think but the way they cope is different #and that causes them to butt heads a lot #hopefully i made finnian's hypocrisy towards tegan apparent #also while writing this i realized that he treats tegan and beat completely different from each other despite them both being his sisters #im gonna pretend that was intentional and since it adds to his character lmao #oc tag

[headaching]

hiii hii hot cheeto breath, early am radio, bazooka, inky cap and mariana<3

hot cheeto breath: i want to dip you in some kind of sauce, maybe cream cheese. who knows

you’re laughing. im soggy as all hell and you’re laughing

early am radio: i would let you control the aux cord on a road trip

you already know. it’s august (acoustic) by flipturn on repeat babey 🤩

bazooka: please let me clean your glasses for you. i bet you need it.

please please please please you have no idea how dirty they are. this is the highest form of intimacy btw

inky cap: i would test random mushrooms in the forest to see which ones were posionous

im obsessed with this one because there’s no “you,” so it just reads like a confession. i would drive you to the hospital ❤️

mariana: if i had a cool rock i'd let you have it. or maybe a leaf

im no doctor but a cool rock or maybe a leaf from vic would fix me

#hiii vic please pretend im not answering this 3 days late #ily <4 #the 4 wasn’t intentional but it’s staying #asks #mutuals #also not to quote myself but the phrase ‘im soggy as all hell’ is gonna be stuck in my head for days

[hearties-circus]

I keep actually making my characters exist and act in a way that makes sense considering their background completely by accident

#gamer txt. #al ocs #gonna uh pretend as though this was all intentional in the future though #like. walt right. neglected by parents grew up with group of cousinss and didnt have many friends outside of them #becomes friends with a faye- someone old enough to be their parent- and immediately begins viewing them as family #and theres effie who has always lived in big multigenerational family communities and has always been able to help n be helped #becomes besties with pier- someone twice its age- on a basis of trust and helping and becomes friends easily with other older adults #faye has for most of her life lived with axel or her sisters being allowed to be silly and knowing how to put up with childish annoyances #becomes friends with effie milo n elio- ppl who value fun and silliness alot aswell as being able to bother other ppl for shits and giggles #i know im analysing my own characters here but i actually didn't realise that they made sense until just now

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: the user "gojoslittleslut" tries to make a move on your boyfriend, but she doesn't stand a chance

contents: fem!reader. it's not too serious, nobody gets angry/jealous (except the comments lol). if u haven't already read the other streamer!gojo works u probably should so u understand the dynamic between satoru and his commenters !

author's note: reader is actually a mature person who doesn't pick fights with random ppl on the internet and i think we should all be more like her ꨄ︎

satoru leans back in his chair, idly chatting with people who pop up in his comments after he finishes his last round of the co-op game. his viewers are eager to chat, and some even shoot money satoru's way to draw his attention. whenever someone donates money, he gives them a quick shoutout and has a small back-and-forth with them, and he does that for everyone.

that is, until a user with a questionable username donates to his stream.

gojoslittleslut has donated $100.00!

gojoslittleslut: notice me pls

"shit, a hundred dollars?" satoru says, raising his eyebrows in mild surprise. "thanks, gojoslittl— oh, fuck, what is that?"

you look up from your laptop and see the way your boyfriend's cheeks have gone bright red. satoru laughs a bit nervously, so you get up and walk over, making sure to stay out of sight of the camera. you sit on satoru's desk beside his computer and peer at his screen curiously.

gojoslittleslut: im ur number one fan~

satoru's eyes flicker to yours for a second before he looks back at his monitor. "ah, well, thanks for the donation!" he replies, completely ignoring the user's advances.

suguru-geto: he has a gf ...

gojoslittleslut: yeah

gojoslittleslut: me

you cover your mouth to suppress a giggle, scrunching up your nose at satoru to let him know that you really weren't taking it too seriously. after all, it's just some random person on the internet—they don't stand a chance with your boyfriend. 

satoru reaches over and takes your hand, twining his fingers with yours off-camera. he ignores the sudden burst of comments that litter the corner of his screen, instead watching you intently. in response, you roll your eyes playfully and blow him a kiss, snickering when satoru pretends to faint.

eventually, he turns back to his screen, cerulean eyes doing a quick once-over of his new comments.

toji-fushiguro: ill take his gf any day

inumaki: we know gtfo

gojoslittleslut: toji i get gojo and u take his girl. deal?

toji-fushiguro: bet

"alright guys, settle down," satoru huffs, rolling his eyes. "for the record, i still have a girlfriend and i don't plan on changing that anytime soon," he clarifies, addressing the current feud going on in his comments. 

satoru's a good streamer—he does his best to keep things cordial and lighthearted with his audience, but he also knows his limits. one of his limits involves people trying to separate you and him, his one true pairing (of course satoru's otp is his own relationship).

your boyfriend leans closer to the screen and scowls good-naturedly, holding up the hand still wrapped around yours. "this isn't gonna change, so don't even think about it!"

satoru says his goodbyes and then ends the stream, turning to you with a sigh. "how down bad do you have to be to name yourself 'gojo's little slut?'" he grumbles, clicking through his stream analytics and finding the user. he opens gojoslittleslut's profile and studies it for a moment before hovering his mouse over the block button.

he leans back in his chair and tilting his chin up at you. "she just gave me a hundred dollars, so i kinda feel bad about blocking her," satoru muses, tapping his foot on the floor. he looks up at where you still sit on his desk, twirling a strand of hair around your finger. "c'mere," he mumbles, slipping his hands around your waist and hoisting you into his lap with a soft grunt.

satoru rests his chin on your shoulder and nudges his face into your neck, breath tickling your skin. "you know that i'm all yours, right?"

"of course i do," you murmur, settling into his arms. he's warm and comfortable, like always. satoru smiles warmly and kisses the side of your face, letting his lips linger.

"good. 'cause no fan account's ever gonna change that."

#osaemu #streamer!gojo #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #jjk x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo fluff #jjk fluff #satoru gojo fluff #gojo satoru fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #gojo drabbles #jjk drabbles

[clitchuck]

I have so many things to say responding to criticism I see of yellowjackets and there is very little keeping me from mean posting about it

#like!!! im not gonna sit here and pretend its a perfect show with no flaws just bc its hee hee my special favorite #but some of yall either dont know how to analyze media OR have not engaged at all with the material and are jumping to a lot of conclusions #many of which are simply not substantiated by what we see in the show or by the writers intentions from what theyve said