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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 5 months

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You know what I need everytime Tim or Dick lie no one catches them. Not Kon not Bruce no one.

They could say the sky is fucking purple and immediately they assume it is and god forbid they check, Oh my eyes are deceiving me.

I need Tim to walk up to Bruce say some out of pocket bullshit and across the room Dick just looks up.

The only ones who can clock each others shit is each other.

Sometimes they make a game of it they gaslight Jason so hard he thinks there's another Robin named Nibor.

Brotherly bonding by making everyone else confused and slightly terrified.

The thing is no one will ever find out no one understands their tells. They both have there own ways of making everything sound like the gods honest truth.

Nevermind the brotherly comfort or angst where someone ask if they are ok and when the I'm fine is said They know to do a bat sucide watch.

Just think big bird and baby bird gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way to victory.

#tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #manipulative dick Grayson #the Robin who can lie to Batman x2 #Bamf Tim drake #Bamf dick Grayson #imagine the chaos #damian wayne #bamf batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #Bruce has never heard one true thing out of his children's mouths #greatest detective my ass

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wizzidoodles · 1 year

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My friend told me that Submechaphobia confirmed there are actually multiple Pizzaplexes and not just one

Imagine all the Suns and Moons meeting each other

They’d just play a bunch of fun games I think

This would be finny tho 🤣

#they’d be so competitive tho #someone would probably die #imagine the chaos #i forgot their little ribbon things #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #moondrop #sun and moon #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf moondrop #sundrop #art #my art

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totallynuwonhere · 2 months

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What is stopping us from creating a discord server where we roleplay as citizens of the redactedverse guys

#redacted fandom #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #imagine the chaos #good chaos

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goldrushenthusiast · 7 months

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Everyone gangsta until the amortentia lesson that character A is late to and walks in and asks “why does this smell like character B?”

#imagine the chaos #imagine if it also worked with platonic love though that would cause sm problems #Harry potter #amortentia #love potion #Scorbus #wolfstar #jegulus #otp #hogwarts #marauders #marauders era #golden trio era

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ventingv · 8 months

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i saw you made neuvillette and zonghli reacting to theire significant other carrying theire eggs but what about imbibitor lunae Dan heng ?

If I got your request wrong then please let me know. Also there will be an explanation in the beginning as to why reader got pregnant considering Dan Heng race can’t have children.

Dan Heng

It was a simple accident when one of the researchers on Herta Space Station accidentally dropped some filled test tubs onto you and Dan Heng from the floor above as the two of you were just about to go back to the express for some alone time. Seeing how the researcher was apologizing and begging you not to tell anyone while on their kneels had you asking Dan Heng not to report him which he reluctantly agreed to.

Once back on the express he would have you checked over before doing the same to himself and seeing no issues arriving after a few days would just shrug it off before the both of you go back to your normal routine.

A month later when in the infirmary of Space Station after noticing a your stomach growing larger then normal they are informed of the side effects when you and him are told that there is an egg growing in you.

During your months of carrying the egg Dan Heng would be desperately researching as much as he could about races that lay eggs in order to help you.

His newly discovered instincts would definitely make him more protective of you, as show when he actually snarled at Mach 7th when she came over excitedly and placed a hand on your stomach without asking first.

During the final stages of pregnancy he refused to leave your side or allow you to carry more then a single cup in fear of you hurting your self.

#star rail x reader #Dan Heng x reader #female reader #afab reader #eggs #Vidyadhara first pregnancy #imagine the chaos #for anyone saying he’s being controlling it’s because he absolutely worried he has no idea what this pregnancy will do to you #and is panicking

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money-and-dandellions · 4 months

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lester/apollo having lightning scars and just scars during and from being-mortal-time (on the chest, from an arrow or some lines from the poison, for example) all over his body.

And, after becoming god again, the scars do not disappear or fade as they should.

And they just stay.

#toa #pjo #headcanon #lester papadopoulos #imagine the chaos #like yeah Lester has gained scars while being mortal but not fucking huge electrical burns all over his body #and Meg like wtf is that #or Artemis #or Hermes #opportunities for pain and drama are endless #love him

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nkogneatho · 6 months

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my toxic yaoi ship would be toji and sukuna🧍🏽‍♀️

#imagine the chaos #pasi.txt

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ladygata · 8 months

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I miss Anathema I Know What You Are Device I hope she comes back in season 3. I hope she gets to be bitchy at Crowley.

#they have such a cunty dynamic in my head #just bring back the og human crew while we’re at it #imagine the chaos #good omens #anathema device

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thessiastars · 1 year

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I just think that siblings

#cassandra #cassandra tangled #rapunzles tangled adventure #tangled the series #tts cassandra #rapunzels tangled adventure #tangled #my little meow meow #tts varian #varian #varian and the 7 kingdoms #varian the alchemist #they are siblings #imagine the chaos #my art uwu

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indeliblescarspivotalmarks · 2 months

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imagine the chaos taylor could cause one day by coming out in a white or black surprise song dress…

#IMAGINE THE CHAOS #IT WOULD BE CRAZY #taylor if you get ideas from this then you’re welcome #i love when taylor goes chaotic #swiftie #taylor swift #taylorswift #taylor #ts #taylor swift eras #taylornation #the eras tour #eras tour #taylurking

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sheepispink · 1 year

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isekaied reader who got appointed to be grand sage because they know enough lore about this land, are too important to be some random traveler,if anything goes wrong they can just google it and alhaitham wont take the damn position

#imagine the chaos #i want a new law that if anyone hears paimon bully any of the foods she gets thrown into jail #new law that the grand scribe has to be by my side all times fr #genshin #sagau #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin sagau #thoughts 🧐

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jiaoji · 7 months

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A very big and shy KrakenJi vs a very shameless little mermaidXian

And they are both teenagers

MermaidXian mermerized by this big Kraken that behaves like a maiden when teased

#mdzs #modaozushi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #imagine the chaos

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therapyforrent · 4 months

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Satoru Gojo and Astarion Ancunín would be absolute menaces together if they had the chance of meeting.