DP x DC: Animal House
Danny can apparently shapeshift, and that’s great!
or it would be great if it wasn’t for the fact he got stuck as an eldritch cat. On the plus side, he can talk to animals like this. Downside: He lacks thumbs and his powers seem to be on the fritz.
Luckily, he got picked up by the Waynes who seem to think he is some kind of alien cat. It’s actually pretty cool. Lots of soft things and window spots to soak in some sunlight, and, hell, the homemade cat food actually tastes pretty good.
Plus he’s been making friends!
Alfred the cat and Titus are his favorites. Ace is cool but he’s more like an uncle figure. Batcow is chill, but Jerry the turkey is an asshole. Then Dick brings his dog Haley aka Bitewing, so Jason brings his dog Dog, and the whole batfamily of pets is there vibing with Danny.
Then a family emergency happens requiring all hands on deck. Everyone is out of the house and even Alfred is too busy in the Batcave keeping an eye on things to pay attention to the animals. So that can mean only one thing...
Party time!
Danny invites all the DC animals that I remember exists. Krypto the super Dog, Comet the Super Horse, Streaks the Super Cat, Beppo the Super Monkey, Rec the Wonder Dog, and of course
Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective chimp, the worlds greatest detective, and the alcoholic ape that’s going to supply the whole party with booze
That’s right, Danny is hosting an animal rager at the Wayne manor, and between his malfunctioning powers, the other super powered animals, and a lot of alcohol, things are going to get WEIRD
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When you only left the lab for five minutes, but your lab assistant is an inquisitive little shit who wondered what that strange leaf power-up did:
Kitsune Luigi, anyone?
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lan xichen should have gotten drunk MORE because i think it would have fixed all his problems; jgy and nmj bonding while being forced to babysit Mr. Giggles-i-love-u-so-muchhh
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I know we all want a cloaking brooch episode.... but I think it would be infinitely funnier if they only had ONE and had to pass it back and forth
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I think Richas should join Tubbo on his cartoon villain FitPac hater arc because it would be funny.
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I was the only one who thought that Swallow was Joshua?: Probably
I'm going to make an AU about it?: P R O B A B L Y
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Thought of thr funniest AU:
After the whole moon debacle, Mumbo decides to take a break in his Redstone testing world, and declines being in the third season of the Life Series. Unfortunately for him, due to having stolen Grian's soul in Season 8, when Grian does the Soullink shenanigans he ends up getting yoinked into the Life server anyway. Now Grian, Mumbo, and Scar have to contend with being the only triad on the server yet still only having a single health bar between the three of them to share.
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History is written by the victors and very sneaky losers so I think that it would be funny that if there are any direct callbacks to season 1 of empires it should be masked and be misinterpreted as best as possible.
Scott??? You mean the elven king's brother who turned evil?
Katherine? Heard she was deathly allergic to flowers and loathed them.
The Cod Father? Absolutely loved salmon.
Like cmon it would be funny. The empires 1 people would absolutely be rolling in their graves.
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we need more fics about littles with caregivers who have divorced parent energy. like, their caregivers don’t have to actually be divorced—they don’t even have to have ever been in a romantic relationship—but they still have that vibe of two people in a custody battle over the regressor(s) in question lmao
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We, as a last life society, with all of our red string of fate ideas, have forgotten about on of the core pillars of soulmate aus: hanahaki disease (yknow the one where they cough up flowers if their partner doesn’t love them back)
That’s peak angst babey
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how annoying would chris and a twin brother be?
double the grump , double the fun am i right?
tagging @valour-bound for reasons. nudge nudgeHINTHINT. 👀
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ohohoho Scully would make SUCH a good companion on Doctor Who actually
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