#imagine the voiceover

[ganglemanva]

REAL WIZARDS FM

ft.  @VoiceQuills  and  @scootusproductions8497  who are both very very cool and good and you wanna go follow them sooo baddd if you aren't already oooooo

#wizard #wizards #wizard posting #wizardcore #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposts #shitposting #voice #voiceover #voice actor #voice actors #voice acting #gandalf #radioactive #imagine dragons #fm #radio #wololo

[fluff-e-boy]

Ohhhhhh dear the family sure is being found

(AU where everything is Fine and Tail raises Huohuo himself)

#I like to imagine she’s still the ten lords judge #she just has this really imposing older brother/ father figure looming behind her #:) 👍 #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr fanart #huohuo #hsr tail #art lore #art #I play with jp voiceover and tails voice is so 😳

[ineffablehubbys]

You know in season one when we get to see Aziraphale and Crowley throughout history. Imagine if in season 3 we get to see the same except it’s going forwards in time (as in into the future) and we get to see them living happily on earth together in the south downs and in the bookshop and on holidays.

#praying to Neil Gaiman #he is my religion #imagine if Neil did the voiceover as god thst would be so funny #I love Frances McDormand tho please bring her back for season 3 #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #niel gaiman #season 3 theory #but not really a theory #screaming my head cannons into the void

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

if we as a society can add artistic liberty for dramatization when making historical films/shows about people, then i think it is time for a live action alexander/john series.

#please. PLEASE. #i need to see them on my screen..i need to see them edited to t swift.. #come ON it would do so much numbers #could you. could you IMAGINE. oh god it’s a need not a want you guys #historical lams #THERE ARE LETTERS. THEY COULD INCLUDE VOICEOVER SCENES WHERE THEYRE WRITING THE LETTERS. #THEY WOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE THE LETTERS

[plasmapop]

04/05/22 • text cut out from the information sheet for the cursus honorum exhibit at the capitoline museum / photo by my mother :-)

#a lot of the text was abt consular imagines so sticking that on a photo. imago. is funny. to me #also wild choice to frame the museum voiceover (which the info sheet was a transcript of) as the dead guys in the exhibit speaking But Then #also have them mention photography/knowledge of the future Past the roman republic. capitoline museum watch out your ghosts are Doing Things #p #constructing ruins #the machine i see through

[goldenteaset]

Sometimes (often), exercise seems tedious and difficult. Thanks to WHB, Zagan is here to become the imaginary spotter/cheerleader/reward to make it a little more bearable.

In other words: do it for him.

#what in hell is bad otome #whb zagan #Please imagine this being read in a soothing voiceover preferably by him

[theotherpacman]

ENOUGH live action reboots of animated movies. it is time to start making animated reboots of live action movies. I nominate ender's game

#it would just hit so much harder if they were their canon ages #in battle school most of the kids are like 8-10 #can you fucking imagine #also the movie totally missed/fumbled some of the key emotional beats from the book #and there could be voiceovers!!! so we could hear ender's thoughts #anyway #ender's game #animation

[eyes1nthewoods]

watched nimona. it was ok.

#(i'm very mean in the tags sorry :() #i havent seen the comic so my criticism is purely of the movie. #idk just kind of a mid kids movie. balister is very cute i liked him. #nimona......i want to like her but idk. i think her backstory should've had more attention put towards it. more hints about it #instead of the really abrupt scene near the end that explains everything. that was stupid. #(honestly better yet don't show anything have a big heartfelt outburst where she half explains what happens #(gross crying optional but preferred) #and leaves the rest to the audiences imagination. maybe a scene with voiceover that doesn't quite reveal everything) #the setting is pretty cool. story didn't make much sense to me. #''the wall is there to protect us against monsters!!'' but there's literally only one monster and it's nimona. #which could have been ok if the movie had been...better written i guess?? #like do the guards just sit around doing nothing. is it a police state?? i mean obviously they're cops but. they don't do anything. #they aren't even shown to be especially bad or anything just incredibly incompetent #uhhh the romance is cute. it's nice. i wish it was more fraught and bitter. #the passage of time isn't clear it seems like it happens over the course of like a day??? #balister learning to accept nimona was clumsy and rushed #the message of the film is nice. would be better if the movie was good. #i think the movie could've been longer and it would've fixed most of these things #i REALLY liked the animation though. the eyes being permanantly dilated was ehhh but forgivable on account of balister being very cute.

[blastburnt]

discussions about how you think make me feel so weird like. what do you mean you think in shapes? you can see a whole ass image? you see words? girl what are you talking about! it's dark in there how are you seeing things

#understand when i say i'm having visions it is not true. my ass is not imagining anything #my thoughts are more like. disembodied voiceover #if you ask me to visualise somethting i am Not doing that. i Know i am thinking of it #my friends make fun of me for not being able to imagine an apple like wtf 😭😭😭 #btext

[kokoeimikos]

on another note, very glad they didn’t voice the aranara for yoimiya’s quest

#it was kinda weird to go from yoimiya and paimon having a whole conversation and then the aranara starts participating #and theyre just completely silent #but i was trying to imagine what they would sound like and i do NOT want to hear #whoever they wouldve cast for the EN voiceover #dear god #some of the voice acting can be so cringy and i just KNOWWW they would butcher the aranara #genshin spoilers #genshin 3.7 spoilers #yoimiya #tp #mine

[kitsunabi]

Mildly amused by some video guide ppl struggling to pronounce Ruan Mei and Xueyi

If I had to give a cheat sheet…

You would get closest phonetically without branching into non-English phoneme combinations by saying “Ran May” (like “I ran in the month of May”) and “Shway E” (like if you were trying to say “sway” but with an [sh] sound and just saying the letter E)

#kittybee talks game linguistics #I don’t dare crack open EN voiceover but I can imagine how it might go haha #I’ve heared Ruin Me for Ruan Mei LOL

[pinkpeachesandcream]

was gonna kill myself but again realized i’m too scared to so i’m just kind of a piece of plastic in the ocean floating around. i have no control over the current

#sometimes it’s good sometimes it’s shit it just be what it be #is that what mindfulness is #i can imagine a voiceover for a mindfulness meditation being like ‘visualize yourself as a piece of plastic floating on the ocean surface’ #autism #bunbun

[ravnloft]

amma backstory reveal heehee

never knew her father. was abandoned by her mother at the earliest opportunity. taken in by a lolthite cult in the underdark and given the name theodosia. eventually sold to viconia devir along with a dozen or so other children.

viconia "raises" her and the others, trains them to be sneaky, ruthless, all the good traits you want in a killing machine. once of age, they are all "gifted" arcane tattoos that allow them to summon shadow blades and bolstering arcane prowess as well as giving viconia a direct scrying/message line to them wherever they are.

soon they are given their purpose: to be sent off to high elven cities as peace offerings. some are positioned as entertainers, some are advisors, others are arranged marriages. theodosia is given to a counsellor in myth drannor named bonnevance. initially, she is simply one of several mistresses, but after saving him from another assassin, bonnevance becomes quite taken with her and they start a genuine courtship.

within six months they are married. it's a huge scandal. people call her the grey lady behind her back. but, she is truly happy for the first time in her life. she loves her husband and is loved in return. she is eager to learn the art of politics and help negotiate peace between high elves and drow. also, bonnevance happens to have no shortage of enemies, and her favorite pastime is picking them off slowly one by one. he'll make a very fine archduke once they are all dead.

then one night viconia's whispers return:

kill him, she orders. plunge the city into chaos.

theodosia will do no such thing. she confesses her former allegiance to bonnevance, and instead of being horrified, he sees an opportunity: she turns her blades on viconia, he removes the last few folks standing in his way, and they spin the whole thing as their own heroic rescue of the city after a failed coup by lolthites.

so she goes. she digs up viconia's hidey hole, gathers her "family" for dinner, and poisons every cup. then she walks every hall and slashes every throat. she burns everything that will take to flame. with one vial, one knife, and no small amount of smokepowder, viconia's cruel machinations are no more!

she returns to bonnevance, triumphant, ecstatic, hopeful. they'll commission a statue first, she thinks; something big and ostentatious and covered in gold filigree. then a new grand portrait for the foyer. hm, will they keep that foyer? perhaps they'll move into a new palace. someplace high up in the hills, with a huge grand balcony to watch the sunrise every day.

instead, from the gate, she watches every counsellor of myth drannor leave her home. upright. walking. alive. un-poisoned. un-murdered. bonnevance is with them at the door. smiling. laughing.

what the fuck have you done? she says once they are gone.

i couldn't do it, he weeps. i couldn't kill them. they are my friends. i thought you would understand. there has to be another way.

and it is here that she learns the first real lesson of survival-- one surpassing anything she picked up on the street, anything the cruel priestesses beat into her, anything viconia lectured on. it's simple. instinctive, even.

i trusted you, she says.

viconia's cult is dead. many counsellors of myth drannor are dead. those remaining will have questions-- accusations. and theodosia will have blood on her hands. there is no lie bonnevance could weave to cover this one ugly truth.

i'm sorry, he tells her. you never should have.

it is not difficult to draw her blade and run it through his heart. he does not try to stop her. perhaps he understands what she knows now-- that they've orchestrated their own doom, sprung their own trap, and only one of them can make it out alive. there is nothing left for her to do except run, but she can't bring herself to let go of the knife in his chest. they fall to the floor, bloody, weeping, betrayed. she watches for what feels like eternity as his lovely sunlight eyes go dim.

i loved you, are the last words she says to him.

i love you still, are the last words he says to anyone.

she burns the manor down. she destroys the beautiful portrait of them in the foyer. she pawns her wedding jewels to the first knave who'll buy them.

she makes a good life thieving, for a while. she flees all across the sword coast, picks up odd jobs-- larceny, reconnaissance, security-- anything that will put gold in the bartender's pocket. she changes her name. amma theylin is nobody, comes from no house, has had no past, and if she's lucky, no future either.

it's almost a relief when a devir cavalier recognizes her and takes her back to the underdark. she's sent to prison in ched nasad-- a formidable structure of calcified webs suspended over what feels like leagues of nothingness. no escaping there, unless you'd prefer falling to your death to whatever execution was lined up for you.

amma hopes the end comes soon. in one final act of defiance, she convinces another prisoner to carve out viconia's mark, leaving her entire back a raw, skinned, open wound. the wardens stop trying to keep it clean after the fourth time she removes the dressings and tries to garrotte someone with it.

alas, those in power are always bound to fuck everything up for everybody else, and when the stonefire hit, anyone still capable of running was doing that.

amma made her way to the surface again. this time-- this time, she would be free, really, truly free. no spider's eyes in the dark, no whispers in her mind. no one to rely on but herself. she does not regret killing her beloved golden bonnevance. she regrets thinking that she wouldn't have to.

now, all she wants is to do is make enough gold that she can drink herself to death. unfortunately, even that eludes her.

#amma #mine #characters #[record scratch] [freeze frame] [amma voiceover] AND THEN I GOT FUCKING BRAINWORMED #bonus: she does not trust wizards as a rule. too many magic folks experimenting with her tattoo under viconia. #bonus: the undead skeeve her out so bad. it's the closest thing to a phobia she has. if she kills someone they should stay dead wtf #you can imagine how fast she speedran the stages of grief after realizing she's down bad for a fucking vampire. disgusting. unbelievable. #where's the receipt she's returning him to cazador

[lesbianlenas]

watching this true crime doc & they practically opened it w talking abt how the victim had a tumblr & now they’re talking abt deep diving into her tumblr blog to get to know her better and are showing a bunch of her tumblr posts & i am like. this is my worst nightmare. if i get murdered no one better be leaking my tumblr url after fr! i WILL b having to haunt you if u do know that.

#michelle speaks #the investigators hopping on my blog would b like no nvm she deserved it close the case 😭 #imagine my posts appearing in a doc w a voiceover reading them emphatically. lmfaooooo 😭😭😭😭

[i-love-you-very-much]

why write a good doctor who theme when i could write this one instead

#this be me audio posts tag #iloveyou.pdf #doctor who #imagine this as having like. a star trek style voiceover and an establishing shot or something. i don't know

[buckttommy]

Just had a horrible thought but if Lone Star starts doing voiceovers after they took voiceovers away from OG, I'm going to commit atrocities

#dear god can you imagine hearing Owen Strand do a voiceover over an episode like just die already !!!!