#imagine theyre bent........

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

clara on the phone with 11 12: so who is it? 11: is that the doctor? 12: is that the doctor?

#i haaaveeeee #feelings #about the way the doctor will talk about themslf in third person #clara in hell bent 'tell me what happened to the doctor' #all sorrows can be borne if you put them in a story #they need their story #imagine you had to hold all that with your bare hands #you couldnt #it's too much for any one person to have to carry #with 13 you can see the story creak and groan #like #thats already more lives than anticipated #12 was already more than anticipated #but then you multiply those 13 lives by...13 voice: thousands? #makes you wonder how much more this story can contain #or if theyre gonna need a whole new one #or swap with someone else for a bit #'tell me i didnt get old. is he gray?' #i wish i could time travel and meet myself i think it would fix me

[vaguely-yandere]

Can we have some more cowboy yandere?

yeehaw babes!!!!!! safe a horse n ride cowboy yandere instead <3

i like to think of cowboy Yan as like.... kind of a blushing bride but also a giant perv, ya know? stalking you all the time and with this heat... well, they just wouldn't be able to stop themselves from staring from time to time! but they're a romantic about stuff, ya know?

if you ever did decide to get down n dirty with em, they'd try so hard to make it romantic. incense, candles, quiet music, massage oil, warm bath before everything, really taking their time to please you and make you happy. they scrub the oil and sweat out of your scalp, they gently exfoliate your back, they massage all the knots and aches out of your body and jeez!!!!! just imagine their cute face when they get to your more "delicate" areas (their words)

avoiding eye contact, tugging on their collar, audibly gulping, it's kinda comedic in a cute way! and i bet theyre obsessed with you riding them, whether their face or their strap/dick or hell, even their thigh, they don't care as long as you look down at them and smile!!! so cute!!! just imagine their face squished in between your legs, wrists bound to their bedposts (which they made themselves), hips bucking up as they eat you out with a rabid desperation so intense you can't even think !!!!! cheeks squished, nose bent, eyes barely open, so cute!!!

and you KNOW they have a thing for getting teased in semi public areas!!! flirty touches, bending over in front of em, unbuttoning ur shirt and/or pants, pressing your hips against theirs, all while someone is only a few feet away? fastest way to get them to make a mess in their wranglers

and i know the whole town is weird. if y'all ever get married, i just know they'd lie down on the altar and have you ride em till the sun sets with the whole town watching, seeing your pretty little petticoat (what kinda cowboy doesn't appreciate a good skirt?) fluff up and out as you work yourself to orgasm over and over

#cowboy yandere #asks #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere x y/n #yandere smut

[stainedstardom]

hi abbssssssssss

imagine ethan taking care of reader because theyre drunk but they like have a “hatred” towards each other and idk can you add something to it 😭😭

(others already left so ethan and reader were the only ones left) OR LIKE YK HOW DRUNK THOUGHTS = SOBER THOUGHTS AND READER ACCIDENTALLY LIKE CONFESSES OR SOMETHING im making this up as i go im so sorry if it makes no sense its like 2 am rn

hi aisha!! i love this so much so ofc i’ll do it ml!!

DRUNK CONFESSIONS

ethan landry x reader!!

you were drunk, heavily. i mean you had seen ethan flirting with another girl and from there you were out but were'nt you supposed to hate him? he was too smart, too kind and too caring for you to even tolerate him and yet the drinks kept coming and you didn't want them to stop. until they did.

"y/n , honey how are you feeling?" anika asked as she sat with you. your head laid in her lap as you stared at the ceiling. mindy had your feet in her lap.

"im feeling great" you slurred and chad walked over. he ran his hand over your leg and you looked at him

"hey , we need to leave. are you going to be okay if we leave you with ethan?" he asked and you shared a look with him.

"put the pout away, youre drunk and one of us needs to take care of you" he stated and you nodded. you looked at the ceiling again, at this point most of the people had left. mindy removed your legs from her lap and anika removed your head from her lap as ethan walked over

"alright lets get you home" he said as he helped you up and chad looked at him

"take care of her ethan, i mean it" chad spoke in a protective manner and you smiled about it.

"i will" he told him and with that, he led you out of the house and to your dorm.

"ethannnn my legs hurt" you said and he sighed. he bent down and helped you onto his back as he carried you the rest of the way. your head rested on his shoulder. you didn't know why you were letting it happen but you were okay with it.

"okay we're here, where are your keys?" he asked and you pulled them out of your jacket as you handed them to him and he opened the door. he laid you on your bed and took off your jacket

"hey ethan" you said in a slurred voice.

"whats up?" he asked as he removed your shoes and socks. you stared at him

"youre really pretty" you stated

"what?" he asked

"ive always liked you ya know, the way you talk and care. you're so sweet" you slurred out and he blushed. he had waited for you to say that.

"say that when youre sober and ill believe you" he exclaimed and you nodded. he didn't mean it in a rude way and you knew it, he just wanted to make that you knew what you were saying and you meant it.

you fell asleep and the next morning when you woke up, you looked to your kitchen and saw ethan standing at the stove. its now or never

"i meant it, i do like you" you told him and he turned to you with a smile on his face.

"you mean it? truly?" he asked

"of course i meant it" you stated and he walked over , he grabbed your face and brought you in as he kissed you softly and you kissed him back.

who knew that drunk confessions could make something like this happen?

A/N: final ethan ask before i have to work on my other asks!! this is so cute

#ethan landry x you #ethan landry x y/n #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry #jack champion x you #jack champion x y/n #jack champion x reader #jack champion #scream fanfic #scream #scream 6

[joesalw]

A really long rant ahead

I really cannot believe the gall of this woman.. imagine you're in a relationship with someone for a long time, theyre with you through one of the worst moments of your life, through the darkest moments, that person helps you reinvent yourself, constantly wants to be better and you not only cheat on them but also send your cult against said person instead of showing atleast an ounce of gratitude??? What the fuck I can't imagine how Joe must be feeling, I'm in a long term relationship with someone who has been with me through the same shit too and I could never ever ever imagine hurting them in such a cruel way, and this is just the beginning.. imagine cheating on that person with a fucking scum like ratty healy.. mouthing ily on stage and whatnot.. and not to mention private jet emissions.. I saw a reel wherein someone said that taylor performed in Brazil though she was sweating a lot.. wtf??? Ana died and they care about their "mother" sweating?? Bitch I've sweat more during Summers than her and not to mention, taylor herself is responsible for this, thanks to her carbon emissions.. I travel almost all the fucking time by bus or train and recently my father wanted to buy an electric scooter, why?? Just for her to reckless use her private jet for fucking 10 minutes flight?? This is so dystopian and depressing.. also she claims to be a feminist, really?? Olivia Rodrigo, 21, started a fund for reproductive rights of women, what the hell did she do besides be buddy buddy with a sex offender?? We've a saying in my native language, " नावावर कलंक असणे " ie, stain something and that is exactly what taylor is to feminism, she has stained it.. feminism isn't about sending your cult of fans to harass your exes for the simple crime of moving on or not wanting to marry you, feminism isn't sending your fans after a WOC for an onscreen joke which she didn't have a say in, that in fact is the exact opposite of feminism... Also now the drama with Travis, the entire internet (except for swifties ofcourse) made fun of travis' viva la Vegas and agrees that they are a pr couple but for some reason taylor is still hell bent on saying that she's finally happy?? Please wait till the album drops and she'll be on about how all he did was make her feel blue and hopeless and the list goes on.. she's acting so pathetic I just fucking can't with her

oh call her outtt!

#anti taylor swift #joe alwyn #swifties dni #anti swifties

[stvharrngton]

okay u gotta hear me out on this one, cus I have no idea how to put it into words properly BUT

know how in a lot of fanfic and shit theres always the trope of reader being super loud with moans or that kinda thing? well.. well.

Steve/Eddie with maybe a best friend or s/o who's noises during sex are like, the breathy, high-pitched breaths out kinda thing? like sorta whines and full on whines and the whole "wow that moans gonna be so loud but I dont wanna breathy-whine-moan louder than I already am so im gonna have to breathe this moan in and swallow it until it comes out as a closed mouth whimper" like embarrassed that theyre actually being loud (so many ppl have to get off as silent as they can and I can just imagine reader being used to having to be quiet in sexual moments cus who wants to get caught touching themselves lmaoo like idk its just a very untouched, real trope)

like the breathy moan-whines that make ur eyebrows knit up together like ur almost in pain?? like so breathy idk how to get this across bro I hope u get me, like reader being so into it still

idk I have a feeling that it'd be different to what theyre use to and the first time they hear it theyre like.. all blood just rushes south no thoughts.

im a sucker for the Not In A Relationship Yet trope cus the pining is good but they somehow hear u like that ^^^^^ and its like the straw that broke the camels back - they gotta make you make those sounds asap

bonus points for when they try and give you so much that you actually end up letting a standard-regular moan out instead of ur whimpery- breathy - sweet - overwhelmed noises

i totally get you babe dw

i feel like either with eddie or steve maybe you’re best friends so obvs they know where you keep the spare key under that plant pot outside your house and yeah you were expecting them to drop by later but not until later and you’re feeling a little frustrated a little pent up and you’re home alone so why not take it into your own hands right? but you’re so into it and making yourself feel so good that you don’t even register the sound of the door going or the sound of someone climbing the stairs and then they hear it. that sweet moan you let out as you edge closer to your orgasm and they all but stop in their tracks, cheeks flustered and mouth hanging agape as they keep listening cause they can’t possibly stop listening to you moan as you get yourself off from the other side of the door

i feel like when you and steve finally get together and you start getting intimate you maybe hold your moans back a little still, cause you know you can get loud but you don’t wanna embarrass yourself and get all flustered in front of steve but this time he’s fucking you so good, so deep, your legs wrapped around his waist, his cock all up in your guts and it’s just too much. so you moan. and you moan loud and it catches you off guard a little as your skin heats up and your eyes bug out of your head but like. it just riles steve up even more, makes him even more cocky and confident than he is around you. chucking at the sound he smirks at you, cupping your face as he says to you ‘oh, was that good, baby? you like that?’ and ‘such a good girl, where’ve you been hiding that all this time, huh?’ and ‘moan so sweet, angel, could listen to you all fuckin day’

but eddie is a little different i think. maybe he’s fucking you from behind, body bent as he presses your chest down into the mattress, but keeps your hips raised enough for him to fuck into them. your loud moans thankfully being muffled by the pillow but eddie’s had enough, so he wraps his fingers in your hair and pulls you up towards his chest, his fingers loosely wrapping around your throat as his hips snap against yours still and he’s all like ‘come on, sweetheart, i wanna hear it, know you can’ and then when you finally do moan all high pitched and loud he’s all ‘oh, fuck, that’s it, baby, that’s what i like to hear’ and ‘y’sound so pretty, now was that so hard? gonna make you scream’

😵‍💫

#steve harrington #steve harrington smut #steve harrington reader #steve harrington headcanon #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson headcanon #scratchietella #asks #k.bc

[frogsformax]

Can you hear the rumble?

warning: contains slut papa and bad boyfriend (slapping, name calling)

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You and your boyfriend were planning on seeing Ghost for a while, but he was extremely jealous of your little crush on the singer. It wasn’t easy getting those pit tickets but you worked doubles every night for two weeks to be able to afford one for you and him. It was such a waste for him since he would pout the whole show about you looking at some other guy rather than him.

You showed up right at doors, sending your boyfriend with your credit card to buy you a shirt and another papa plush while you ran to the pit, managing to snag a spot right at the front of the barricades. Your boyfriend joined you after a while as you scrolled through your phone to get updates on their setlist.

“oh my god, theyre ciricing people again” you said, stunned as you imagined how that would feel if it was you.

“dont get any ideas (y/n) they dont want to even touch you, youre lucky you have me” your boyfriend scoffed, going back to watching videos on his phone and completely ignoring you.

This completely hurt your heart, knowing that everyone heard it because the venue was practically empty. Little did you know Sodo and Swiss were looking out onto the crowd from the wings, seeing and hearing this entire interaction.

-

Finally it was time for your favorite song, you had just finished screaming spillways with some random girl in the pit because your boyfriend wasn’t having it. Sodo walked out on stage and started to slowly but loudly play the opening, the lights engulfing him in a deep crimson red as papa went to put on a coat and take off his robe. You screamed as you reached up to wave to them.

“I feel your presence amongst us” Papa sang into the mic, appearing on stage and strutting over, continuing to sing. Tears streamed down your face as you screamed and cried to your favorite song. Eyeliner smudging slightly as you reached up for him. As the song progressed the excitement and nervousness built inside of you.

“From now our merge is eternal” Papa sang, kneeling down in front of you and taking your hand in his as you screamed out of joy.

“Cant you see that youre lost? Cant you see that youre lost without me?” He sang sweetly, gesturing with his fingers to make you look him in the eyes.

You were bent over the barracaide, holding onto his hand as he sang to you, his eye contact never breaking. The moment was magical, white light shown down on you as you stared into his eyes. His voice like silk echoed in your ears as you were lost in the moment.

“I can hear the thunder thats breaking in your heart, I can see through the scars inside you” he sang, blowing you a kiss as he let go of your hand.

Suddenly your boyfriend yanked you down, making you face him as he screamed at you.

“You dumb fucking bitch you really thought you could just go and do that? fucking throw yourself at other men?!” He slapped you across the face, making papa and the ghouls look over at the commotion as the security guards rushed over to pull him away.

You were crying harder as you picked up your bag of things, turning around and not bothering to help him as the girl you sang spillways with hugged you and brought you back to the front to finish the song.

-

At the end of the concert you were drained, but the memories of your now ex had left your mind. From the sax solo in Miasma to Papa fingering the air at you during Mary On A Cross your spirits had been lifted.

Everyone walked out on stage to say thanks and throw guitar picks to the crowd. Papa walked over directly to you, leaning down and slipping you a piece of paper before winking at you and interacting with the crowd more. You turned to your new friend, screaming as you opened the note.

“Side door. 11:30. Code Emeritus”

Maybe this night wasnt so bad after all…

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part 2 maybe?? maybe???? only if yall want it

okay i hope yall enjoyed that because woof if he ciricied me i would cum and cry and actually pass away. Also heres some sodo hands from last night and a clip of papa ciricing someone but boy LOOK AT HOW HE MADE HER LOOK AT HIM…

#ghost band #papa emeritus iv #cardinal popia #cardinal copia #cardinal copia x reader #papa x reader

[jacksoldsideblog]

hey!! i would love to know your thoughts on how Marla’s character changes in a gender bent version of fight club :)

my thoughts on Marla as a man are (edit: WERE. this got long) much less fully formed than my thoughts of the narrator and Tyler if they were women, but I'll share what I've been kicking around!

Firstly, I've done all my characterization by looking at the characters in the original, looking at them with respect to how the narrator is a gay man (this is canonical to me, I understand it's an interpretation but I simply don't bother with others, and honestly even if you don't consider that interpretation it remains that the narrative itself was written by a gay man and it really echoes in the characters) and then letting things fold out.

I said in another post a while ago that while Marla fucks the narrator/Tyler, ultimately I don't think shes actually in any form of a relationship with them and is most bonded with a sense of friendship. Which I think I would keep, with Martin (what I decided to name male Marla).

Additionally, the narrator has a lot of semi surpressed rage about Marla — arguably about how easy she is able to do what he wants, ie fuck men, fuck Tyler, etc. about how she is an unavoidable part of his life. about how women are an unavoidable part of his life. Please note, I mean that in a "he's gay" way and not a "he's a male seperatist" way.

So for me, I think Martin would be derived from something of the same. An unavoidable part of the narrators life. Keeps coming around like a stray cat that got fed once or twice. The narrator does not like him. The narrator hates how easily he can do what she wants — be masculine unhindered, unthinking, go through life unencumbered, fuck women, does not even have to think about the shit the narrator does.

I think, also, they would be friends, in the way where they're close, and they know each others' pains even if they can't truly share them. I think Martin would actually be a lot like the narrator — building on Marla's own self characterization, he hates himself, thinks he's a waste of space. It's partially why he hangs out with misandrists.

The question becomes should Tyler and Martin fuck? Because obviously, if you were to just one to one it, they would. But I think you have to consider the differences in fantasies. The narrator (gay man) dreams up a version of himself who can have all the male brotherhood and touch, but is also capable of reaping the benefits fucking women allotts men in society. It's honrstly the most repressive part of Tyler wrt the Narrator's sexuality. The narrator (gay man) comes up with Tyler to keep Marla in his life because he can't imagine a way to just be friends with her, especially without hitting on his own insecurities.

On the other hand, lesbians tend to do things differently. Fucking men gives you more privilege in society. But it also opens you up to tons of abuse from men. Many lesbians may closet themselves but dream instead of being free of men altogether, even if they don't dare dream about fucking women. There's different pressures. In a roundabout way, the narrator (lesbian) has Tyler to make friends with Martin, too, because Tyler is confident and forceful enough to not even entertain the idea that she should be in a relationship with the only man she's around, that she's felt any interest in.

So, I wouldn't have them fuck. I think Martin and Tyler would have a bit of a toxic, lets get fucked up together thing, Tyler probably loves to make Martin worse. Tyler likes seeing a man potentially actually have an internal sense of self capable of guilt and remorse. Martin likes being told he's a piece of shit. I also think there would be some sympathy, because:

I think the only reason he would be even vaguely allowed to hang around would be if he was gay, which is something of a departure from Marla's character — but I think, given that theyre not sexually entertwinned anymore, it's okay to let something like the strange relationship between gay men and lesbians stand in the slot for "complicated relationship."

And Marla has breast cancer scares, and it's the 90s, so I think you can imagine what scares a gay Martin has. I think, having Martin would add nuance to the representation of men, in female fight club. Men don't just hurt women, they hurt men too, especially gay men, and the scales are much different but I think the narrator and Tyler would see something kindred in that, in the way they wouldn't if he was just another human buttwipe of a man. Having Martin be a human buttwipe just doesn't work in the way Marla does, so they've got to have some other kindred thing.

So overall:

-hangs around like a stray cat

-gay, probably had a lot of bad shit happen to him

-narrator resents him so bad. still goes with him to the sex health clinic

-Tyler hangs out with him and they bemoan the shit men get away with. They make lists of men who should be gunned down at the first opportunity. They get drunk and stupid and the narrator is insanely jealous someone gets to have comraderie with Tyler like that, wants it to just be her.

-Tyler occasionally sets Martin to cleaning the entirety of Paper Street house as reparations. This is the only way it gets cleaned above "functional". Martin doesn't really care

-Considers himself toxic human waste

-Mostly looks like a male version of Marla. Skinny enough to be anorexic, waxy, like's he's been beat up by an abusive boyfriend.

-Doesn't do overtly feminine things really — just sort of inherently androgynous and rides on that. He hates that guys expect him to do debasing shit just like they expect of women. This is a frequent Tyler topic

-Does still totally have that fur/feathery looking coat though

#asks #female fight club au #i should retroactively tag stuff #congrats this made me actually flesh him out lol #fight club

[her-favorite]

Working on soft sex with cam and diverted to thinking about that inbox I sent you; shirtless cam.

I may be crazy, but I wanna ride his abs 🫣 like they're so toned and defined, just imagine him guiding your hips as needy whimpers fall out of your lips. Your body is bent over his, forehead on his collarbones, as you shamelessly grind your hips in circles on his toned stomach.

WOAH, I just- I NEED TO TAKE A DAMN BREATHER

He'd find it so hot, so amusing too; the effect he has on you drives him insane and he's so cocky knowing how much you want need him.

He's talking to you, whispering into your ear, "fuck, i can feel your wetness all over", "you're grinding on me so hard, my baby that needy?" He's teasing you so much you mumble, "'m so close, Cam. Fucking close," voice barely a whisper before he pushes on your hips, puffy clit swiping over him that a strangled gasp escapes from you.

"Cam, please, I want you," your gaze meets his taunting one. You try to shuffle downwards but his fingers grip into your hips, "Not gonna give you want you want, cum first."

HE'S SO MEAN I LOVE IT.

You're so needy you feel like crying but you're too horny to care. It didn't help that he has been teasing you since you two had woken up - teasing touches lingering on the small of your back, fingers brushing against your upper thigh, pressing himself behind you when reaching for something on a higher shelf.

He wanted you to feel this way.

I WANNA I DO I DO PLEASEEE 🙏🙏 this makes me squirm oml

Sorry this may be too much... maybe I'm ovulating BYE 😭

OH MY GOD. it’s actually so weird you mention that bc ive literally thought about this an unhealthy amount of times 😭

ALL OF YOUR IDEAS ARE PHENOMENAL THEYRE SO HARD TO CHOOSE FROMM 😭 but girl this one.. omg. just reading this little snippet has me blushing and smiling likeee omg LMAOO

but omfg i actually am in desperate need of this fic. AND THE WAY HE ACTS ALL MEANN OMGGG 🤭 he’d def dig his nails into your thighs and help you move against him, because hearing your moans of pleasure brings him pleasure.

I NEED THIS. i will literally beg you for this.

#fav mutual #literally so fun going back and forth with you girl 😭

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers reacting to being called something,,, impolite

requested by anon :)) the prompt said "mean name" so i'll jus leave that up to yalls imagination hehe. thank you sm for requesting!!

leo: he does not care. like at all. man physically could not care any less.

ney: we wouldnt start like a fistfight or anything but he'd be all like "tf did you jus say???" n he'd get all up close n personal to whoever said it without actually hurting them.

luis: luis says "rip to ney but im different." yeah he swings. once ney n leo overhear him being called something unsavory they immediately get ready to go break it up.

gavi: gets JUST as angry as luis, if not more, but due to his smolness hes not taken very seriously. whoevers taunting him jus laughs which makes things so, so, much worse n poor gavi jus explodes.

luka: genuinely doesnt let it get to him. rolls his eyes n brushes it off like a normal fucking person.

muller: for some,,, strange reason, this fella finds it,, oddly motivating?? hes like yknow what. now im gonna interpret the space even HARDER.

alisson: oh God help whoever calls ali something outta pocket. GOD help em cause theyre gonna end up BODY CHECKED by a scary ass 6'5 dutchman.

sergio: not only does he pummel whoever had words for him, but he ends up calling them something infinitely worse.

kdb: you think hes gonna care? dude gets flamed by the entire belgian national team during every international break this is just friday.

klopp: if another manager calls him something nasty, he doesnt get too bent outta shape; he jus retaliates by making sure liverpool SLAUGHTERS their team next time they play each other.

#gosh i think im so funny #the way i was snickering at some a these #leo messi #neymar #luis suarez #gavi #luka modric #thomas muller #alisson becker #virgil van dijk #sergio ramos #kevin de bruyne #belgium nt #jurgen klopp #liverpool fc #lfc #liverpool

[socksandbuttons]

LMAO I'm assuming he meant skinned as in Jerk-Moon probably managed to claw off some bits of Solar's metal casing. But I hope Lunar, Earth, Sun, or Moon notice it BEFORE Solar got the chance to fix himself. I WANT SOME FAMILY ANGST in which Solar FREAKING OPENS UP to them!! Open up to your family, goddamnit!!

- Unhinged Solar lover

FDSDL god imagine solar being so bent on fixing everything but himself that it just gets NOTICED right away and theyre like '...what is that' 'oh uh. fixing mishap' 'solar it looks like a claw mark' '

HE CALLS THEM FAMILY WHEN THEYRE NOT THEREEE dfjks even worse

he preaches about being honest and doesnt himself cuase literally so much is happening. (oh god him trying to keep IT TOHIMSELF AND THIS IS BEFORE LUNAR GOES INTO HIS HEADD OHOHOHO)

#lunars gonna call u out solar and then call earth to bring hugs.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

What are your ideas on the differences between a human and a demon, I've seen many many many many differing interpretations and I wanna collect them all like Pokémon cards

I have a couple thoughts on this actually!!!!

So first off the big ones, physically there's a bunch of differences between humans and demons, and even between demons themselves!

To me, humans generally follow like IRL rules and shit like that, but theres additional things that kinda come with minecraft mechanics. Obviously theres respawn, but i personally attribute that to some kind of supernatural occurrences or very specific circumstances. In the case of the QSMP there's cannon vs non-cannon/in-universe deaths, but i also like to keep the Federation in mind - they obviously have some sort of hand in the life cycle on quesadilla island, with the eggs having two lives and whatnot, and being able to briefly bring them back to speak with their parents before being sent off to the afterlife. I personally think humans have IRL mechanics, but organizations like the Federation or even sometimes standalone experimental organizations can have a hand in trying to affect the human life cycle.

We have god-like beings, angels and ferrymen of death and whatnot, and i cant help but remember the Hunger Games lore where more than one life wasnt given which is cannon to the QSMP. I also like to consider the DSMP, which is semi-cannon, where they had multiple "cannon" lives (as opposed to the QSMP where they have one "cannon" life from what we've seen) and Ghosts and resurrections and all that, human life from what ive seen is not only fragile but flexible! Can be broken but also can be bent!

I got a little side tracked but point is: humans - one life (unless interfered with) Demons - not one life! (Bad follows a death/rebirth cycle/We dont know how mouse and tina operate/etc.)

Other physicalities I consider is humans are generally pretty realistically sturdy, they easily lose limbs but can wear prosthetics, and with the help of magic they can be immune to certain things (Still organizing my thoughts on Fit's recent lore - might think abt that more later).

Demons are not only sturdier (Bad/Mouse/tina/dapper/pomme/emmie having generally neutral reactions to radiation, obviously bad and dapper arent doing the best but theyre fairing MUCH better than a human would in their condition) but i like to imagine they can shape shift a little? we know the eggs generally like to hc bad as a shapeshifter that can get bigger/smaller, but he has consistent features he cant really get rid of as far as we've seen like his horns and tail. When i draw him, i generally vary his horn shape/length and change his body type and height a little in every drawing on purpose, but also i like extending this to the other demons! Mouse and Tina obviously look more human, but like cc!tina has talked about how she likes q!tina to have huge fucking knockers and i like to imagine they can change that themselves, it just makes sense to me! There are limitations to it, in my mind the horns are a consistent and identifying feature on them that they cant really change without a TON of practice. But the rules are bendy, ykwim? they can be more or less animalistic, swap physically gendered traits, shift from nails to claws, etc.

As far as cannon things go, we know demons generally have a better nose and all smell like sulfur, humans smell different to them, probably like BO or something lol

Thinking magic wise, humans obviously dont experience a ton of it, but magic is everywhere! In the air, on your skin, and thats to say i just think its funny to imagine that demons can be summoned by saying their name 5 times kjbhvjbn

Culturally, demons are definitely a lot different not only from humans but from one another and i think thats entirely based on their upbringing! I could write a lot about that, but the first thing off the top of my head is like their clothing i guess? We see from mouse and bad's clothing they tend to wear pretty gear-like clothing, i guess is how you could describe it? I like to imagine belts and buckles are something theyre used to wearing, maybe for aesthetic reasons, maybe for mechanical reasons! Maybe in hell you gotta carry a lotta small shit, or rock climbing is a popular activity, who knows!

Demon culture as well to me includes horn pride, ykwim? They care for and polish their horns, paint them for celebrations and decorate them with jewelry! Theres popular standard colors like black and white but choosing something more extravagant is common! Like matching your hair color if you have it dyed a fun color, staining it, painting it patterned for birthdays or holidays. Maybe its like homestuck purpleblood facepaint rules, where showing your bare horns is something you do with special people you trust a lot? Thats something very cute to me.

Also! Mentioned this in another post! i like the idea of Pool noodle jail!! Putting pool noodles on the horns of baby demons who cant stop headbutting eachother! thats adorable to me!!

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #q!bbh #q!tina #q!ironmouse #q!mouse #demon trio

[gabessquishytum]

that person with the ABO true mates thing has the right idea tbh. on a similar note, imagine instead dream is the 3rd child of some important medieval noble family. he's resigned to live a life of boring diplomacy and living in his father's shadow and probably being married off for some political alliance (he is the 2nd son but he's also the 3rd child and imo death is generally a lot more well prepared for anything he might have thrown his way as the "spare" but we already knew that)

but one day dream and some of his family are in the town square, perhaps returning from a long journey. they maybe were off trying to negotiate a deal for dream's hand in marriage, but dream was so miserable about it that the talks were useless and everyones coming home upset. theres a lot of people around and its generally very busy, so it isn't very surprising that dream brushes shoulders with some stranger, but before he gets the chance to tell him off for it since he is still a bratty little prince, he gets thrown into a full blown heat. like, falls to the ground, clawing to get his clothes off because theyre too much, panting because he cant catch his breath type. (i personally am a huge sucker for bottom dream regardless of whether he doms or not, but after seeing an ask about househusband/alpha!hob i really cant get the idea of dom bottom omega dream and service top submissive alpha hob out of my head)

anyway, he gets back home just fine to wait out his heat, and as soon as he's done he's hell bent on finding whoever it was that sent him into that. night would probably want him to go find whoever it was (thinking of night in overture making a whole pocket dimension for dream and a lover), but maybe time would want to still get a political alliance out of this. he ends up doing some cinderella type thing to find hob back and he's so in love he conveniently ignores that hob is a mercenary/thief/sword for hire/bounty hunter/whatever and has probably most definitely also stolen from dreams family before. besides, who cares about a little bit of money when you can order your new alpha mate to fuck you halfway to hell and back? all im gonna say is they have NOTHING to worry about when it comes to heirs

-🖋

I see submissive alpha hob? I go feral. Literally this whole thing is GOLD.

I’m imagining after his heat, Dream uses his status (maybe with Night’s help if she’s in a good mood) to summon all the unmated alphas in town to his family’s home, and has them all walk past him while he smells every single one. Hob literally only showed up for the opportunity to steal some stuff from the place, so imagine his shock when little lordling Dream pounces on him and declares that they are true mates!! Hob obviously isn’t mad about it because Dream is the prettiest little darling he’s ever seen… he’s also an absolute terror, spends half his time snarling and the other half sulking. Hob loves it, loves him within about an hour (especially when Dream drags him off and takes his knot in a store cupboard - they’re not even married! the scandal is delicious!).

Dream is insatiable, but Hob is more than able to keep up. Hob doesn’t give a shit about manners or being respectable, and he’ll gladly join Dream in skipping out on diplomatic dinners and other dull things. The “honeymoon phase” doesn’t show any sign of stopping after a year of being mated - Dream rarely shows his face outside of their bedroom before noon, because he’s busy. It’s a good thing that Hob has access to high quality food now, because otherwise he’d be dropping a lot of weight with all the strenuous activity Dream expects from him.

Dream’s family aren’t best pleased with the match, but even they can’t stand in the way of true mates, and Dream is only the third child so it isn’t the end of the world. At least Hob keeps Dream out of trouble and full of pups.

#🖋 anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft #cw omegaverse

[sga-owns-my-soul]

For wip ask

Ronon gets mad at sheppard

ooh this is a good one! it's a classic miscommunication trope- ronon finds out john and rodney are together and gets pissed off (for reasons unknown) and john assumes its cause theyre gay and gets pissed off and they act dumb until rodney and teyla scheme and make them get their shit together and talk like adults (this one is almost finished and im gonna post it soon so i dont wanna post spoilers but it has a happy ending i promise)

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“Are you two together?” Ronon asked in a cold, harsh tone. John took a step back- he never would have imagined Ronon would react like this, and he suddenly felt protective of Rodney. Since coming to Pegasus, the dangers they faced were from space vampires and crazy societies hell bent on nuclear domination; he had almost forgotten about dealing with petty issues like bigoted beliefs. Would he suddenly have to deal with a homophobic team member? Sheppard glared back at Ronon.  

“Yeah. We are. Is that going to be a problem for you?” John needed to ask, but he really, really didn’t want to hear the answer- especially since he had a sinking feeling he knew what the answer was going to be. Ronon narrowed his eyes at John, and took a few steps closer, towering over him. John hardened his glare.  

“I’m not the one with the problem.” Ronon growled, and with a final glare at Rodney still sleeping, he turned and stalked away.  

#im excited to finish this one #i think itll be good #wip titles game #ronon gets mad at sheppard #ronon dex #john sheppard #rodney mckay #teyla emmagan #mcshep #fan fic #fan fic drabble #sga #stargate atlantis

[coiled-dragon]

I imagine anti-shippers its like a kid decapitates their barbie and starts folding her limbs in crazy positions and cuts off her hair and then someone bursts in and yells in the kids face 'why do you support abuse and torture?' Im just playing with this doll, dude. No real person is getting hurt. Not all of us want to brush barbies hair and dress it up pretty. I bend Renfield into crazy positions, my friend over there dresses him up pretty. Who cares. We're both having fun with our doll.

LMAO Exactly exactly... we're all just playing with dolls. With concepts and ideas. With figments.

I really do wish more people could understand that its not what we write, draw, create, or think that defines us. It's literally only how we treat people. Real life people.

But then there will always be someone to insist it does hurt real life people somehow. Because they really have bent themselves into a pretzel with their own ideas of potential harm. Or worse act like conservatives and insist that indulging in certain things leads to an increased chance of doing them.

Its all so stupid. But im glad theyre mostly just a vocal minority

#discourse #ask #anonymous

[captainbobbin]

For the ship ask game: Marluxia/Saïx, please! 💜

(referring to this ship ask meme)

Its threading the line between Makes Sense, Compels Me and Doesnt Make Sense, Compels Me tbh!

this got long so uh under the cut to save your dashspace lmao

okay. okay. Marluxia/Saïx

listen. Horrible bitchy power-hungry usurpers that hate everyone and have cotton-candy hair and will do everything in their power to be snide shitty and get their way while also covering up a deep and intimate loss of a formative female figure in their lives I get it I get it these two should AT MINIMUM go get coffee together or something fr.

My chat and I talk CONSTANTLY about Marluxia being so peanutbutter and jealous over Saïx being Xemnas' fave special boy and being big mad because does he want to be in Saïx's place or does he want to be Saïx or does he want to be WITH Saïx god he's a mess and he's going to go sit and talk to a potted plant until he feels a bit better. Why is that stuck up moon prick so pretty and insufferable and whats his deal and is he free of Friday night? of course he wouldn't be UGH he's such a dickhead nevermind but he's so cute tho

I think. They would have amazing chemistry if for the love of god they just pulled their heads out of their asses and sat and had a normal convo however my take on these silly little disneyanime guys is far removed from canon ajsdhask hence why it both does and doesn't make sense. Like absolutely they're both self-serving (to an extent) jerks who are narrow-viewed and focused only on their own gain and its physically impossible for either of them to care at all but. Man. If they had a little more time to just chill and hang out and discuss things like normal people I think they'd have a lot in common and would actually get along and be civil and hell can you imagine them working together poor Xemnas wouldn't stand a chance against his two fave bitch prettymen coming for his throat arm in arm

I feel like they'd be that kind of couple that are either like cat and dog and fight constantly and bicker and spit vitriol and no one knows why the fuck they're together because PATENTLY whatever this is isn't working (when actually no one *gets it* except the other and they have a strange and corrosive bond) or its just like. They just click. Theyre seamless with one another. there's a flow, an equilibrium, they both want the same things and can look at something and process it the same way. I think they'd be absolutely despicable together as Nobodies, Literally cataclysmic levels of insufferable cunt and snide violence and god poor Axel would never know peace. However I am very very much of the view that Any And All Nobody-based Romances are doomed to fail by the narrative so. Maybe it should be kept to a sordid little affair more than anything else. That would probably be the for best. You just know Saïx would be so super bent out of shape abt it tho lmaoooo

I'm a sucker for XemSai (as I'm sure everyone knows well by now) but I'm also a big sucker for LauriEven/MarVex and one of my big headcanons for the latter is that post kh3 when things have settled down, Lauriam and Isa hang out. Isa is friends with Even more than Lauriam but. I really really like the idea of Lauriam perhaps approaching Isa and just being normal around him? They go out on coffee runs and just talk, they meet up every so often to catch up, talk about how Lea and the kids are and how Radiant Garden is coming together again and yes the flowers here are so nice and I understand why you would want to live here and I Just! Really Like! Isa being a supportive character towards semi-dad-figure Even and now that everyone is cool and not wanting to murder each other Lauriam is actually really civil and dare he think it even good for dear old Even and Isa just kinda! Likes him! They become friends. Like friends with no baggage, no pressure, just hey if Isa swings around RG way again do you wanna get lunch and catch up? Theyre just normal guys now with a lot in common and a future ahead and its just comfortable having someone similar a phonecall away that is happy to listen and provide a fresh outlook on daily things, yknow?

I think. all the time. About a LauriEven marriage where Isa is asked at the reception to dance with them both because he's like. Even sees him as 'one of the kids he saw grow up' and they bonded over their work and they've always gotten along, surrogate son and dad relationship, and Lauriam, softened and approachable with his new heart just as Isa is, feels able to reach out and know that Isa is ever-reliable and genuinely wants things to be better for everyone. I just think that they'd make really really nice like family-friends who platonically love and appreciate each other once they have hearts..... as Nobodies, maybe not so much ahsdgahskd

I know my take on isa is generally very soft and doting but just let me have this asdhaskjdj

anyway this was a rambling splurge of words and I will be thinking about this for the rest of the evening thank you I love this I am going to go sit in my bathtub and think about the symbolism of moonflowers a lot.

tl;dr: I love them as a platonic ship but there is def potential there and I love them both separately (and with others) so so much

#THANK YOU FOR THE ASK I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE #ship meme #ask meme #marluxia #Saïx #lauriam #isa #even #vexen #xemnas #lea #captainbobbin #text post #ask

[hellhoundlair]

could we have some more thoughts on ruby posessing deans body post-s3?

how would dean react when he returned?

thank you for asking, my lovely little anon. i totally forgot i had mentioned this a while back and being reminded of it has made me go holy shit.... my mind.....

(putting a cut here because i wrote a lot)

i think it all would have started very shortly after dean died. the entire foundation of sam and rubys relationship at this point has been that sam has reluctantly agreed to be rubys ally for the sake of saving dean. ruby KNOWS how far sam is willing to go for him and is already using that to manipulate sam from the moment they meet. she knows. like she knows knows. maybe just from being around him or from stalking him or from a hearing it from a little birdie whos been in sams head before. but she knows.

I dont know how long the gap between ruby being possessed by lilith and ruby coming back would be, id imagine a few days, giving sam time to grieve dean or at least to accept the fact that hes dead before ruby shows up in a brand new (or all to familiar) body.

i wont pretend to understand how possession works, especially when its happening to a dead character. i dont think the writers knew either so itd be safe to make up my own rules about it. but its deans body. polished and buffed with not a scratch on him.

sams reaction would be similar to the one we see in the show. hed think dean was undead (technically right) and try to kill ruby before she can get a word out.

and ruby would explain it to sam like hes an idiot, like the reason behind her possessing dean is a no brainer. shes keeping deans body warm for when they get him back. otherwise who knows what will get to him first? this isnt possessing someone and controlling their body against their will. this is a favor. and sam will feel stupid and concede that shes right even if hes uncomfortable with the idea.

it starts immediately. sam treating ruby like she really is dean. without even thinking about it sams already agreed to work together with ruby in bringing dean back and theyre running off together without a word into an all too familiar routine - the only difference being that sam sits in the drivers seat now, and even that is back to normal after sam gets injured on the job and ruby drives them both to safety, a hand clutching sams bleeding shoulder and telling him hes gonna be alright and theyre gonna get back and patch him up and he'll be good as new. and its all too achingly familiar that sams holding her hand on top of his wound and letting himself fall asleep, putting trust in her that he would only ever put in dean.

its the same, but its not. ruby for the most part leans into the dean-isms, but jolts sam back to reality sometimes when she lets her eyes linger while sams just out of the shower bent over looking through his duffle for clean clothes, when shes giving him a hungry look that sams only ever seen dean direct at girls in bars that makes sams stomach flutter. when ruby moves in for the kill it takes suprisingly little convincing to get sam okay with the idea. like hes been waiting to just be told that its okay to want it this entire time.

before they know it deans back (despite bringing dean back being against rubys plans) and in his own body (she has to keep her promises) and ruby has plucked the body of a legally dead jane doe to parade around in. and its. different. dean takes sams new affinity for physical contact as a reaction to finally having dean back, that he needs to feel that deans really there to believe it, but its a lot. a lot more than hes used to from sam.

he doesnt know. not for a while. he wouldnt think to suspect it. until eventually the truth comes out and deans fucking pissed that no one thought to tell him a fucking demon was piloting around his body for a few months, but he doesnt understand the level of reaction that sam gives. how guilty sam feels. until the guilt and the touching and ruby acting like sams jealous ex starts coming together in deans mind.

even if dean has feelings for sam or wouldve done the exact same if he was in sams position, i think it would still feel like a violation. sam took something that dean didnt give and for dean to realise that right after coming out of hell by the only person in the world he would trust not to violate him that way? itd be a lot to deal with. he'd push down his panic over it and laugh about it and make fun of sam for it and stop the conversation when sam sees straight through him and tries to have a genuine heart to heart about it because dean cant fucking handle the thought of having to talk about the repeated brutal rape and torture sessions he both endured and enacted in hell, or to console sam over it when he might fucking snap and beat him with a crowbar if he has to see sam acting like a kicked dog when hes the one who raped him.

it'd take a lot for them to work through. it wouldnt be sunshine and rainbows while they kiss and both declare their love for each other. dean doesnt talk about hell but they both know the memories consume him, a newfound violence in the way he kills, the effective coldness in the way he tortures and interrogates. the distance in his eyes when sam tries to talk to him when hes in that mindspace. thered be a lot of acting like they used to, then eventually dean snapping either because hes frustrated with feeling like he has to act like things are normal and that hes okay with what sam did, or frustrated that things do feel normal and that he still feels safe around sam.

they fight. its bad. not in a property damage way but in an emotions way because it all comes out. and then they slowly and gently work through it one step at a time.

#you KNOW sam is sobbing out deans name in the middle of plowing ruby and hes aware hes doing it too but rubys running her fingers through #sams hair and calling him sammy and telling him its okay to want it its okay say it again its okay #rape mention #ww #thank you for the ask mmmmwah <3 #my mind #i think when i initially had this idea i was thinking of more of ruby using dean to ecourage sam to go into kore of a boyking direction #but i forgor and i already wrote this reponse instead. so. sorry. #just imagine this but with ruby using dean to kiss sams neck and massage his muscles while encouraging sam to do evil shit #also the added everything-ness of ruby!dean feeding sam her blood. #the completeness sam would feel in swallowing dean down like he was always meant to reside inside of him. #yaaay🌈😃