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It's Jude and Cardan rant time:
Their ship name could have been duartebriar which is arguably awesome as hell compared to Jurdan
Jude isnt just a strong female lead in the sense of she doesn't need to rely on anyone; she is a strong female lead because she will literally consume a little bit of poison every day in preparation which turns out to be extremely useful when she poisons Madoc's cup as well as hers because she couldn't know which one he would take
Cardan's only hug was after Jude killed Snake Cardan (snardan????) And most people I've seen do fanart of it have Jude as the "weak" one with desperateness and sadness, but I see it as letting Cardan have his moment of weakness. Letting him break down in her arms and she will always be here for him, her being stoic and strong for HIM in that moment
Headcanon: Jude explains the concept of anniversaries to Cardan (immortal fae probably dont see much use of them) but because Cardan loves the human realm he immediately becomes obsessed with them and starts reading up really obscure traditions to impress Jude and on their anniversary Jude sees what he's done and just smiles incredulously because she thought he would find it silly and says "What ????" And he just rants about everything he's learnt and all the things he's planned for them to do for the day
and yes i understand the majority of their relationship involved heated threats and lots of daggers but i can imagine Cardan being an absolute simp for his "Hospitality of Knives" wife and High Queen.
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rosekiller-addict · 6 months
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do you think jk j*wling knows about what the Marauders fandom has done to the harry potter world?
do you think she gets dms about it and her team just doesn't show them to her because they don't want to know what'll happen?
like, i wanna know
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bisexualchaosdemon · 5 months
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So, I was thinking about aftg for a couple fics I'm planning and– why do the cousins have different last names? Tilda was Luther Hemmick's sister and the books make it pretty clear she was single. No one knows who the twins' dad is so where the fuck did Minyard come from???
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dragonnnfly · 1 year
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You all know just as well as I…
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If rtte was made for an older audience that wouldn’t have been a mace, it would have been a sword, and Hiccup would have killed that man
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stoat-party · 29 days
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Lucy went to the Anakin Skywalker School of Flirtation, I see
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hedonists · 7 months
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Currently spacing out, thinking about all those brave people in their individual fandoms who were the first to introduce omegaverse and mpreg into their spaces. Try to imagine someone going "I'll be the first to sell my soul to the devil" and then it's like an avalanche, and suddenly that fandom is 10 ao3 pages deep in filth, corruption is spreading like a wildfire and there's no going back, welcome to hell.
Are they heroes or are they villains or are they real life morally grey characters, who knows.
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handlebarmustaches · 2 months
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I saw this on google. Imagine it without the last bit there lolol
The thing I'm talking about:
What happened to Philza?
Philip "Phil" Watson (born: March 1, 1988), known professionally as Philza, is an English Twitch Streamer, & YouTuber. Philza became virally known after He died on April 24, 2019 (dying after just over 5 years in his Season 2 Hardcore world, this caused by a hurdle of hostile mobs.)
The only highlighted part of this is: DIED ON APRIL 24 2019.
Which made me choke reading it agxjfmjdkxkcnjdk
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YES
And I always liked the concept of Glitch/Damus's gift being able to be used for potential medical purposes such as keeping away pain and keeping a patient alive so we can add him and Pharma experimenting too.
Like Pharma tracks down Megatron all zeal and fury, and he is horrifyingly reminding of Starscream for a moment and demands to join the revolution but also immediately starts repairs offering to fix anyone and upon hearin Megatron’s wish teaches him. He doesn't necessarily soften over time. He's still furiously determined and prickly, but he's protective and slots in as a close friend.
Which is why the Functionist Council when they try to capture them takes Pharma's surrender in exchange for allowing his patients to go and publicly makes an example of him a la Shockwave. Except Pharma has never let anyone tell him anything and Megatron carefully doing the surgery to replace upgrade him slowly as they get parts and Pharma still remaining in his roll and teaching just as many saying Forged hands are a leg up but lack of them prevents no one from being a doctor and proves it as well as continues to teach anyone who asks.
Yes yes yes yes
It's such a thing
Pharma's fucking angry, and angry people join movements that want to change things
But he means well, and it shows in his actions
Baseline Megatron's probably having a Time reconciling this Pharma with what he knows of the baseline universe's Pharma
Ooo on Pharms keeping himself out of the know of anything big on purpose, interesting
That surgery must've felt like the ultimate test for a still in training medic Megatron, and there are several mecha who would be proud (is Terminus still here? I'm aware that he went into the Functionist universe with him but Megatron lost him again at some point, for good this time) (which is such a thing)
YES
And YES on Damus's outlier ability evolving for possible medical uses
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soaking-wet-cat-punk · 7 months
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Back again with my Percy Jackson elevator pitches
Ok so I have been to the saint louis arch. I’ve gone up inside it’s rickety little metal side in a rickety little metal elevator and stood at the top, with about thirty other people in a claustrophobic room that smelled horrible.
The thing about the St. Louis arch is: it takes a long time for the elevator to get all the way up. Like an atrocious amount of time, and it’s almost pitch black, and it’s a kgksjmbvlahgillion degrees.
Imagine you’re Grover or Annabeth. When the explosion happened, they would have been still in the elevator (which is more like a glorified hamster ball, really). The lights would have shut off, he machines stopped, and both of them would have KNOWN that Percy was in danger. But they were trapped and unable to do anything and so they would have had to just wait as the arch shook with explosions and people screamed and then
And then
It all went still
And the elevator started to move again
And annabeth and Grover are hanging on to each other sobbing because THEY DONT KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THEY JUST HEARD THEIR BEST FRIEND DIE
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nanceluvbot · 2 years
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i hope ej burns east high to the ground next season , turn that humanity off king!
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mister-celery · 23 days
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okay but jimmy jr can go fuck himself
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embystarr-blog · 2 years
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Fancast for a Canon Dracula version let's go:
(I've been making this Pinterest board for years, literal years)
Mina Murray
I always pictured her like some sort of intelectual girl and this picture fits the vibes and the actress does as well.
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Lucy Westenra
Anya Taylor joy would crush this and also she looks just like someone that belongs in a gothic horror story.
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Jonathan Harker
He has the kind of face that says "I'm a great person that doesn't really know how dangerous is the place where I'm going HE'S SCALING DOWN THE WALL LIZARD FASHION WHAT THE FUCK GIMME A SHOVEL NOW"
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The Vampire himself
I know in the book he's a creep and y'all are right but the adaptations have melted my brain. I wanted someone that would appeal to the audience (me) and horrify them at the same time. So this is my choice. Adam driver can pull this off I know it he's a great actor.
Also, he will play Dracula I think? He's working on a new adaptation? So my dream might come true.
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Jack Seward
He's is my love and I will thirst for him and I have no regrets. He's emo, problematic and passionate about what he does (in a tortured way).
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Quincey Morris
Hello God, it's my thirst talking again. Put this man on a cowboy hat. Please. I'll take care of him.
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Update bc I found something and it's free to look at him.
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Arthur Holmwood
I don't like him all that much but he's a good man and he deserves happiness. Here he is:
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Abraham Van Helsing
I stand by my choice. He has the right vibes.
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The brides are the only thing I can rescue from Coppola's adaptation. And maybe Keanu.
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Feel free to add or suggest more people, the more the merrier!
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lesbianjodie · 1 year
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Anyway hallucinating an entire arc where Conan and Ran have to stay with Eri for a while and Eri just clocks Shinichi so fast. Either that or he needs help trying to convince her that he is not, in fact, Shinichi SOMEHOW but anyway Eri would be so aware of Conan's fucked up little errands and machinations I bet she would figure out he was the sleeping Kogoro all along if it lasted long enough. And then he would have to explain. I am going insane about it also.
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twcfaces · 3 months
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[Reminiscing about the good old days when people would film Batman and Rogue encounters with the shittiest potato-ass camera available and post them to social media.]
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vols-nonsense · 1 year
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@danelloevee-sky you’re so right actually
they’ve only quit questgiving, nothing says they’ve also given up giving their fists 🎉
the sweep prob won’t happen because. you know. it’s Performance QG but it would be so funny if the spirit who hasn’t even been given an official name and whose purpose is to exist when nothing is going on (this doesn’t make them worse, it’s just funny in comparison) somehow beat them
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ima-virgo · 1 year
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I love motivating my friends😂 @ace-in-your-hole
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