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easy-as-a-and-b · 11 months
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Person C: So you and B are fighting?
Person A: What? No. We don't fight.
Person C: So what are you doing then?
Person A: We're just agreeing in different ways that sometimes involves raising our voices a bit.
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George Washington: Hamilton get your hand out of the cookie jar!
Alexander Hamilton: *has his hands in the cookie jar, looking guilty*
Alexander Hamilton:
Alexander Hamilton: I’m pregnant.
George Washington:
George Washington: Cool, get your hands out of the cookie jar.
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Imgine your fav brotp or fav characters - random scene.
A, B y C son amigos y van caminando, A dice:
- Aun es temprano, ¿Vamos a algun lado?
B dice, mientras C solo observa:
- Ok, ¿A dónde quieres ir?.
A responde con una sonrisa inocente:
- A la iglesia, quiero casarme contigo.
B se le queda mirando con los ojos y la boca abierta sonrojandose, después de un minuto empieza a sonreir y a aguantar la risa.
- Eres un(a) idiota, jajaja y ¿dónde esta mi anillo eh? ¿DÓNDE ESTA MI ANILLO?
A y B ya no pueden aguantar la risa y estallan en carcajadas mientras C solo los mira con la cara aburrida y sigue caminando.
- Con este par de idiotas no se puede caminar tranquilo.
*Nota: A y B son solo amigos, esto es solo una broma tonta que leí hace un rato en un fanfic.
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English ver. Maybe the translate is not good but i wish you can understand.
A, B and C are friends and they're walking, when A say:
-It's not too late, do you wanna go somewhere?
B say, C just look at them with an inexpresive face:
- Ok, where do you wanna go?
A responds with a innocent smile:
- To the church, i wanna marry you.
B just look at A with the mouth and eyes wide open blushing, then after a minute B starts to smile y trying to not laugh.
- You're an idiot, hahaha and where is my ring eh? WHERE IS MY RING?
A and B can't hold their laugh and just let it all out and C just look at them with a bored face and walk off.
- With these two idiots nobody can walk calmly
*Note: A and B are JUST friends, this is just a stupid joke that i read a time ago in a fanfic.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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*Person A knocks on Person B's door*
Person B, exasperated medic: Are you currently dying?
Person A, bleeding out: Well I'm dying to see you if that counts.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Hey, B, could you help me with something real quick?
Person B: No. Thanks for asking, but I would rather use a sea urchin as a fork.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Why are you smiling?
Person B: What? Am I not allowed to be happy?
Person A: Of course you can be happy, but I draw the line at suspiciously happy.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 3 years
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Person A: Don't speak to me, asshole.
Person B: Awww we're on a nickname basis now.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A, drops something: Shoot.
(Gunshot goes off)
Person A: B, what was that?
Person B: You said shoot? I don't know what you want from me.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: I can't read this map. It's covered in strange symbols.
Person B, taking the map: Let me look at it.
Person B: These are words...
Person A: Oh, that makes sense now.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: Get punked.
Person B: Get arrested.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: I put the fun in dysfunction.
Person B, under their breath: More like the u in stupid.
Person A: I heard that, but I'm not going to say anything because I can't disagree.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: Oh my god, this is bad. You said it was flesh wound!
Person B: Well, in my defense the flesh was wounded.
Person A: It went all the way through!
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know where I put my book?
Person B: Trick question. Your book doesn't exist, nothing does. We are all just meaningless particles in the vast emptiness of space.
Person A: ... I'll just go ask Person C ...
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: I may be failing half of my classes but if a cylinder can graduate so can I.
Person B: I don't have the heart to tell you how wrong you are.
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easy-as-a-and-b · 4 years
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Person A: Okay everyone we are going to go around in a circle and tell everyone our new year resolutions!
Person B: Okay, I'll start. I'm trying to find a loophole to legally get away with murder. More specifically person D's murder.
Person D: wha-
Person C: Oh! Me Next! I'm working on producing heelys, but for your socks. I'm calling it Sock n' Rolls.
Person D: Can we please go back to my murder?
Person A: I'm dissipointed, I dont know what I expected from you all, but somehow I'm still disappointed.
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