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rebelwrites · 3 years

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Fight For Love

Jax Teller x Chibs Telford x Reader

Parking your car in an empty space you slowly climbed out, every part of your body that could be crossed was right now. You was in desperate need of a job and ever since you moved to charming you had no luck that was until you heard Teller-Morrow was looking for a new mechanic. You literally jumped at the chance, cars where your life, blood and soul.

Glancing back at your car you smirked at the candy red fiesta ST shining proudly in the sun.

“You don’t see many of them over here” a women smiled “is it an import?”

“Yeah she is” you smiled “couldn’t live without my beast, what gave it away, the plates or the fact it’s right hand drive”

“Both” she laughed “I’m Gemma”

“Y/N” you smiled “I phoned up about the mechanic position”

“Okay follow me sweetie, I will show you around the lot then we will have a chat” Gemma nodded.

As you was walking around the actual garage, you saw someone struggling, mainly because they had the wrong tool.

“I don’t mean to intrude but try using the ratchet with the extender and the 20mm socket it will make your life easier” you smiled softly. “You will get slightly more leverage on the nut then it should crack”

“Thanks lass” the scott nodded swapping tools, a grinned formed on his face as he managed to finally get the blasted nut off. “How did ye know wha size from tha far away?”

“Cars are my passion, grew up working on them back home as my dad was a mechanic” you nodded, everyone always looked impressed that you knew your shit, mainly because there wasn’t many female mechanics.

“I’m Filip by the way but everyone calls me Chibs” he smiled.

“Y/N” you nodded before following Gemma again.

Once she had shown your around she took you into the office, you was grateful it wasn’t a proper interview.

“So from what you have told me, I am impressed with your knowledge not may girls know their way around an engine” she smiled “and I think you will be a good fit around here so can you start tomorrow?”

“Of course I can” you beamed “I can be here for 7.30, am I okay bringing my own tools?”

“Whatever makes you feel at home” Gemma smiled “I will get my son to follow you home and he can load them into the truck so you have them for morning, I will also get you some overalls and shirts with your name on”

“Thank you for this opportunity you won’t regret it” you grinned at her.

After around 10 minutes a blond guy approached you.

“I’m assuming you are Y/N” he smirked.

“The one and only” you grinned lighting a smoke.

“Jax” he nodded “mom said you needed a hand moving some tools over”

“Urm yeah you might need to of yas” you smirked “let’s just say I have a few”

“Not very often you get females in the mechanic game” Jax nodded as his eyes ran over your car “but something tells me you are a car girl”

“What gives that away” you laughed unlocking the car.

“Just a feeling” he winked “imma just get Chibs then we will follow you”

You leant against the wing of your car with a smirk on your face. Something told you that you was going to have fun working here. Seen as the two guys you had seen were very easy on the eye.

- - -

All the boys were chilling around the lot.

“It’s nice to get another female around here” Jax laughed as he grabbed a beer.

“Aye, with ye on tha one” Chibs smirked “something tells me she’s gunna fit in”

“Just one thing that’s bugging me” Jax said sitting down “that accent”

“It’s definitely a British accent but not sure where abouts” Chibs nodded. “Will ask her in the morning seen as Gem has asked me to be here for when she arrives”

Neither guy knew that they essentially were both infatuated with the same girl.

—

It had been a week since you had started at TM and you got on with the guys like a house on fire.

“Yo Y/N/N” Jax’s voice boomed through the garage.

“Wha now Teller” You shouted from under the car you was working on “I’m kinda busy”

“Brought you lunch seen as you haven’t stopped all day” He laughed

“Urm hate to brake it to you buddy” You laughed rolling out from under the car, grabbing your drink “Chibs beat you to it bout an hour ago”

“Bloody scott” Jax mumbled under his breath looking pissed off.

The last thing you needed was the boys starting a war over you.

“Jax it’s fine, imma gal with a big appetite” You smiled taking the bag of food off him, instantly the smell of chicken nuggets hit you making your mouth water. “Thanks”

This had been going on for the last couple of days, one of them would buy you food or there would be two iced coffees sat on your tool chest when you rolled into work, you knew what was happening they were both trying to win you over. You wasn’t going to lie you loved the attention. One day there was even a small bunch of flowers laying on your tool chest, you appreciated the gesture but flowers set your hayfever off but you didn’t tell the lads that.

“You got any plans for tonight?” Jax asked offering you a smoke which you gratefully took. “There is a party tonight and you are part of this family now so you gotta come”

“I will be here” You nodded “But I will be working on the beast, she needs a tune up, new breaks and I’ve killed the tyres”

“That’s cuz you race everywhere” Jax laughed. “I guess I will see you later yeah”

“Yuup” You nodded popping the p.

Not even 10 minutes later Chibs strolled up smiling at you.

“Ye need a hand Lass?” He asked leaning against the wall watching you bend over the engine.

“I’m good thanks Chibs just about done on this one” You nodded looking up at him.

“I might hang around for a bit if that’s okay wi ye” He smirked.

“Knock yoursen out me duck” You winked

“You say some weird things” He chuckled shaking his head.

The party was in full swing, yet you was holed up in the garage, you was never one for parties, preferred the car scene, going to shows and meets but unfortunately none of that happened in Charming.

From outside the garage you heard arguing, but with your head in the engine bay you couldn’t see who it was and could only faintly hear what they was talking about. Brushing it off you went back to working on your car.

It had got to the point where Jax and Chibs had ditched the party and was hanging with you. The banter was flowing and you was flirting with both as you all worked on your car until the early hours of the morning.

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Over the next month more gifts appeared, from flowers, chocolate, iced coffee, food. As much as you liked the attention, you didn’t know how much longer you would let it go on for. Both guys where constantly fighting for your attention and it was kinda making your head spin. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to choose, it’s was more you couldn’t choose, you had amazing connections with both guys and clicked over different things. Also you had been burnt badly in the past and wanted to give your heart a break from relationships.

Another day meant another argument between the two over you. Dropping your spanner on the floor, the sound of the metal hitting the concrete drew the attention of both guys.

“Look I am fucking flattered that you are both fighting for my attention but this needs to fucking stop” you said causing them to look shocked at your outburst. “I know what you are doing, all the gifts I walk in to, you are both tryna win me over”

“So who would you pick?” Jax asked cockily making you shake your head.

“Yeah me or him lass?” Chibs asked.

Sighing to yourself as you lent on the bonnet of the car you was working on, you hated being put on the spot.

“Honestly neither of yas” you said watching their faces drop. “Look I moved from Derbyshire and over to Charming to escape my past, I was in a very volatile relationship, one that I finally put an end to after 10 years. So right now I don’t want love, I don’t want a relationship okay”

Both guys stared at you dumbfounded.

“You are both amazing and honestly if I had to chose I don’t think I would be able to, I click with both of you in different ways” you shrugged. “It was fun seeing how far you would take it, but now you are arguing over me every day I need to put a stop to it”

“A understand lass” Chibs nodded.

“So no more gifts, no more lunches” you smiled “well maybe don’t stop the iced coffees” you winked before getting back to work.

As the guys waked into the club house you could hear them bickering away like an old married couple.

“We both know she would have chose me anyway” Jax laughed playfully pinching Chibs.

“Ye wish Jackie Boy” Chibs laughed.

You knew full well that whilst you was part of this crazy family they wouldn’t stop fighting for your attention. Let’s blame that on them other being alpha males. But you knew that you would never get bored whilst they tried to eventually to win you over.

#Jax Teller #jax teller x reader #chibs telford #chibs telford x reader #sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy x reader

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fuck-customers · 4 years

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Aight, first one of these. This is a fuck managers. I got a job at Bullseye around July this year, thought it'd be great because they seem like an LGBT friendly company. At first, things seemed okay and everyone seemed nice enough. Nah, the main Team Lead of the General Merchandise shit has had a fucking issue with me from day one. She always is dismissive, has an attitude, is just unpleasant! Very two faced! Her best bud, the Team Lead managed toys was friendly at first too! He hired me, no question. Then he started telling me that I shouldn't be taking so long stocking freight on the shelves. Imma tell you right now- I've got IBS, back problems, hip problems, depression, anxiety etc. I've got no fucking Health insurance ever since I turned 26. I've told them this shit and they don't care! I go as fast as I can because I can't let these things slow me down- but a bathroom emergency is AN EMERGENCY. Recently, after I sat down for a break after coming back from being ill (still felt ill) The toys TM (Team Lead) said "we're going to have a talk, meet me in clerical" Great, so I have a silent anxiety attack- trying to hold it back and failing. He explains that I need to improve in 2 weeks or I'm fired and that he's "tried to establish a relationship" with me, irrelevant af--- FUCKER, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE NICE TO ME! FUCK OFF!! GOD FORBID YOU BE NICE TO SOMEONE !! Fuckface Mcattitude is sitting next to him, saying nothing-- I'm trying to breathe and not embarrass myself while breaking down because EVERYTHING has gone to shit and I don't know how I'm going to "speed up" and not be sick. I apologize for the breakdown, explaining that everything is just awful-- and he says "this is a business and you need to keep personal things out of your job" I was ready to throw something at these two. He gave me ten minutes to calm down and get back to work and I just. I wanted to leave, but I needed the money and I can't put all the burden of rent on my girlfriend. To top it all off! I came in an hour early on 10/2/2020 like Toys TM asked, and they didnt even put it on my timecard like they said. So I'm gonna call HR tomorrow to get it sorted out. Wish me luck on finding a better, non-physically demanding job. Hang in there, all ya'll struggling with shit management. I wish the best for you. Thank you for letting me vent, mods.

#submissions #fuck retail #embarrassing #fuck managers #retail justice #submission

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rebel-without-cause-x · 4 years

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Fight For Love

Jax Teller x Chibs Telford x Reader

Requested by: @chibsytelford I have a request - Chibs and Jax want the same woman - she doesn't know them, so they compete for her attention by like buying her flowers or whatnot. You can decide who wins her, if either of them do!

Taglist: @talicat713 @nothingeverdies @mrspeacem1nusone @teapartydreams @corebore123 @khyharah @itmejado

Glancing back at your car you smirked at the candy red fiesta ST shining proudly in the sun.

"You don't see many of them over here" a women smiled "is it an import?"

"Yeah she is" you smiled "couldn't live without my beast, what gave it away, the plates or the fact it's right hand drive"

"Both" she laughed "I'm Gemma"

"Y/N" you smiled "I phoned up about the mechanic position"

"Okay follow me sweetie, I will show you around the lot then we will have a chat" Gemma nodded.

As you was walking around the actual garage, you saw someone struggling, mainly because they had the wrong tool.

"I don't mean to intrude but try using the ratchet with the extender and the 20mm socket it will make your life easier" you smiled softly. "You will get slightly more leverage on the nut then it should crack"

"Thanks lass" the scott nodded swapping tools, a grinned formed on his face as he managed to finally get the blasted nut off. "How did ye know wha size from tha far away?"

"Cars are my passion, grew up working on them back home as my dad was a mechanic" you nodded, everyone always looked impressed that you knew your shit, mainly because there wasn't many female mechanics.

"I'm Filip by the way but everyone calls me Chibs" he smiled.

"Y/N" you nodded before following Gemma again.

Once she had shown your around she took you into the office, you was grateful it wasn't a proper interview.

"So from what you have told me, I am impressed with your knowledge not may girls know their way around an engine" she smiled "and I think you will be a good fit around here so can you start tomorrow?"

"Of course I can" you beamed "I can be here for 7.30, am I okay bringing my own tools?"

"Whatever makes you feel at home" Gemma smiled "I will get my son to follow you home and he can load them into the truck so you have them for morning, I will also get you some overalls and shirts with your name on"

"Thank you for this opportunity you won't regret it" you grinned at her.

After around 10 minutes a blond guy approached you.

"I'm assuming you are Y/N" he smirked.

"The one and only" you grinned lighting a smoke.

"Jax" he nodded "mom said you needed a hand moving some tools over"

"Urm yeah you might need to of yas" you smirked "let's just say I have a few"

"Not very often you get females in the mechanic game" Jax nodded as his eyes ran over your car "but something tells me you are a car girl"

"What gives that away" you laughed unlocking the car.

"Just a feeling" he winked "imma just get Chibs then we will follow you"

You leant against the wing of your car with a smirk on your face. Something told you that you was going to have fun working here. Seen as the two guys you had seen were very easy on the eye.

- - -

All the boys were chilling around the lot.

"It's nice to get another female around here" Jax laughed as he grabbed a beer.

"Aye, with ye on tha one" Chibs smirked "something tells me she's gunna fit in"

"Just one thing that's bugging me" Jax said sitting down "that accent"

"It's definitely a British accent but not sure where abouts" Chibs nodded. "Will ask her in the morning seen as Gem has asked me to be here for when she arrives"

Neither guy knew that they essentially were both infatuated with the same girl.

---

It had been a week since you had started at TM and you got on with the guys like a house on fire.

"Yo Y/N/N" Jax's voice boomed through the garage.

"Wha now Teller" You shouted from under the car you was working on "I'm kinda busy"

"Brought you lunch seen as you haven't stopped all day" He laughed

"Urm hate to brake it to you buddy" You laughed rolling out from under the car, grabbing your drink "Chibs beat you to it bout an hour ago"

"Bloody scott" Jax mumbled under his breath looking pissed off.

The last thing you needed was the boys starting a war over you.

"Jax it's fine, imma gal with a big appetite" You smiled taking the bag of food off him, instantly the smell of chicken nuggets hit you making your mouth water. "Thanks"

This had been going on for the last couple of days, one of them would buy you food or there would be two iced coffees sat on your tool chest when you rolled into work, you knew what was happening they were both trying to win you over. You wasn't going to lie you loved the attention. One day there was even a small bunch of flowers laying on your tool chest, you appreciated the gesture but flowers set your hayfever off but you didn't tell the lads that.

"You got any plans for tonight?" Jax asked offering you a smoke which you gratefully took. "There is a party tonight and you are part of this family now so you gotta come"

"I will be here" You nodded "But I will be working on the beast, she needs a tune up, new breaks and I've killed the tyres"

"That's cuz you race everywhere" Jax laughed. "I guess I will see you later yeah"

"Yuup" You nodded popping the p.

Not even 10 minutes later Chibs strolled up smiling at you.

"Ye need a hand Lass?" He asked leaning against the wall watching you bend over the engine.

"I'm good thanks Chibs just about done on this one" You nodded looking up at him.

"I might hang around for a bit if that's okay wi ye" He smirked.

"Knock yoursen out me duck" You winked

"You say some weird things" He chuckled shaking his head.

The party was in full swing, yet you was holed up in the garage, you was never one for parties, preferred the car scene, going to shows and meets but unfortunately none of that happened in Charming.

From outside the garage you heard arguing, but with your head in the engine bay you couldn't see who it was and could only faintly hear what they was talking about. Brushing it off you went back to working on your car.

---

Another day meant another argument between the two over you. Dropping your spanner on the floor, the sound of the metal hitting the concrete drew the attention of both guys.

“So who would you pick?” Jax asked cockily making you shake your head.

“Yeah me or him lass?” Chibs asked.

Sighing to yourself as you lent on the bonnet of the car you was working on, you hated being put on the spot.

Both guys stared at you dumbfounded.

“A understand lass” Chibs nodded.

“So no more gifts, no more lunches” you smiled “well maybe don’t stop the iced coffees” you winked before getting back to work.

As the guys waked into the club house you could hear them bickering away like an old married couple.

“We both know she would have chose me anyway” Jax laughed playfully pinching Chibs.

“Ye wish Jackie Boy” Chibs laughed.

#jax teller x reader #jax teller imagine #jax teller one shot #jax teller fanfiction #chibs telford x reader #chibs telford imagine #chibs telford one shot #chibs telford fanfiction #sons of anarchy imagine #sons of anarchy x reader #sons of anarchy one shot

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shitfuckerspostapprovalservice · 3 years

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TSR Gameplay: haha approve posts on tumblr and stuff

TSR lore:

It all starts in August 2nd, 2021. A small milk business in Brazil is opened. Turns out, the business works to preserve milk as if it were an endangered species. This marks the beginning for The Milk Society (TMS for short) and thus marks the start of our story.

One day, while delivering milk to a home willing to protect it, a TMS driver is ambushed at shot at. Some kind of terrorist with an old, poorly maintained AK shot him. An Apache attack helicopter flies overhead, surveying the area. The Soda Committee is introduced, and so is their ally, the US military. TSC (The Soda Committee) are hell-bent on making any soda the most popular liquid in the known universe, so much so, that they're willing to commit acts of terrorism with US military funding to attack TMS.

Problem is, TMS has acquired a lot of money already. They form a low budget yet powerful team of of soldiers to fight for them, known as the MSSFD. (Milk Society Special Forces Division) An MI-24D helicopter is acquired with such funding, and used to decimate TSC and US Military forces in the area surrounding the ambush's location.

After a long, hard fought time battling the TSC and US Military, TMS was victorious... or so they thought. In secret, TSC and the US were plotting a massive comeback.. as if it was going to work, anyway. TMS already knew they'd want revenge, so they funded even more money into their MSSFD forces, eventually renaming them to MSDF and MSAF. (Milk Society Defense Force and Milk Society Assault Force)

After a long time in the shadows, TSC and the US start artillery striking a secured base of TMS. Of course, another MI-24D is sent and rains hell onto those who had the balls to fire artillery at their base. Another long, hard fought battle ended with another TMS victory, getting them a reputation for being pretty much unbeatable. Like trying to invade Russia in the winter, don't try to take down the Milk Society. It will only end in your defeat and a lot of military funding down the drain.

But, a new player enters the scene. The WIGS (Watah Is Good Society) (I didn't choose their name, some other guy did.) has formed. And they've started with a powerful military force already. They are kept under a very watchful eye by TMS. Eventually, after a good long while of the WIGS building up power and might, both TMS and WIGS formed an alliance to quite literally "Fuck up any enemy beyond repair".

The two had worked together for a long time now, occasional disputes resolved by reminding themselves it could be a plot by US/TSC to crumble them from within. They both knew that TMS and WIGS had to work together just in case of any US/TSC attack. And so, things were fine for a while, helping one another grow in strength.

Until, of course, US/TSC decided "I'm sick of the TMS/WIGS being able to just.. squash our might." and so, they sent an old Davy Crockett atom bomb towards one of the TMS primary operation bases. That wasn't taken too well... The bomb was successfully shot down (dont ask how) and a brand new era of *ASS WHOOPING* had begun. TMS basically went "WIGS, hold my beer." and bombed the everloving christ out of US/TSC. Not just artillery strikes, low power nuclear weapons too. Nothing but radiation and rubble was left of the targetted primary US/TSC bases. The remainder of the US/TSC surrendered after truly feeling how powerful the TMS/WIGS alliance really was. Remember, WIGS didn't actually do any of that shelling. It was all TMS. They just said "hold my beer WIGS imma whoop their asses" and just.. ended their decades long conflict.

Eventually, ANOTHER faction forms. That's us, baby! The TSR! The TSR began out rating tumblr posts and trying to entertain the userbase of that hellsite. TMS made contact with TSR, in the form of a heavily guarded convoy at the first primary base of operations for the TSR. Eventually, the three, WIGS, TMS, and TSR joined together. TSR discovered something fresh and new to the scene... A life-size red shiny plastic toy soldier with an M249. It was completely resistant to conventional weaponry, and it's weapon never ran dry and didn't even have to eject empty shells. A strange entity, it was captured in an airtight metal and reinforced glass container. It was designated 'TSR-01'. Somehow it was knocked unconcious, able to be suspended in a deep sleep state. It was stored like this at TSR Tertiary Operating Base 0.12 Gamma, until it eventually woke from it's sleep and stared at the researchers, with a stare that could cut through reinforced sheet metal. That same day, it was released into the public to go on a killing spree as part of 'Protocol Poopshit Shitfuck 74', authorised by WIGS, TMS, and NATO.

The killing spree lasted 3 days, and by the end, very few survivors were left. Roughly 53 buildings had collapsed from sustained damage. It's impressive was a bullet-resistant shiny red toy army man with a magical M249 that never runs out of ammo can do. Nobody gave it any extra help, just TSR-01 against the world.

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dudaconde · 3 years

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I’m still pissed and currently on vacation so Imma rant over the shitty ending of SPN for a sec

So here’s my take on how SPN could’ve acknowledge Destiel subtly enough for all its audience but also in a meaninful way for the alphabet mafia (shout out to the tik tok king whom tm the term). You guys know the scene where Sam and Dean are sitting on the table after beating Chuck and saying like “what now?”, like before they pull all the bullshit with the episode that shall never be mentioned ever again? All they had to do was have Dean say something on the lines of “Now? Now I’m gonna go pull Cas out of the Empty”. And Sam’s attitude would be all like yes! Obviously! Let’s do it. Clearly first order of business. But since they don’t have the time, cause it’s the LAST episode, Dean doesn’t let him say anything and continues “And you are going to find Eileen and have a wonderful life with her in any way you want. Cause we earned our happy fucking endings.” And Sam agrees and smiles and the scene cuts to Dean in baby, fixing its mirror before starting to drive and there are back and forth scenes of Sam and Eileen in the bunker and Dean driving and the last time it flicks to Dean, it gets him front and center, focuse on the determined look on his face and he says “I’m coming for you, Cas” and it cuts to just Cas’ eyes opening in the Empty. And that’s the last thing we see!! Misha’s beautiful blue eyes filled with the certainty of being loved back and the promisse of being saved.

#spn #destiel #cas #dean #season15 #ending #fixit

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thewheezingbubbledragon · 4 years

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It Is Done

After a week and a half of working, designing, and occasionally shrieking bc y'all are amazing, I have completed the DC OCs aka us but like we fight bad guys instead of colds.

As always, click for better resolution and ask me in my DMs or in my asks if you can use the art before taking it. ALSOALSOALSO everyone I drew will get the transparent image file of their character!

INTRODUCING THE MAGNIFICENT MARVELOUS MINOR SUGAR RUSHES

INTRODUCING OUR MAIN CAST:

@theatreandcomicfreak aka The Hawklett (or Nightengale to the public) (maybe leader? Idk who would be in charge.)

And the alt. name:

This one was incredibly fun to work on and my favorite part was the chest plate / ragged detailing oj the cape/gloves. I dont know why the color scheme works but it does so imma just walk away and pretend I knew what I was doing.

NEXT UP:

@weird-pale-blonde-person aka Alacrity!

Hands down one of my favorite designs/poses of the whole lot. Probably because @weird-pale-blonde-person designed the suit herself (everyone go follow her shes amazing and I would die for her) and put hours of her life researching the backgrounds, powers, and names of every speedster character in the DCEU to make Alacrity a unique figure! Seriously girl youre insane and I love you

NEXT WE HAVE...:

@evil-elf16 aka Enyo!

One of the most difficult poses to sketch out. I spent like an hour trying different poses and styles to get it to work properly and OH BOY AM I HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT!!! Thank you a million times over for liking the Red Hood design it just sparked my creativity. This was one of the quickest outfit sketches I did aside from Alacrity's bc something just clicked when you said that. God himself was like '+25 to your next inspiration roll' and I just about died.

NEXT UP IS:

@myblacknightworld aka Cain!!

This pose took me the longest to finalize. I went through so many variations and eventually settled on one that was close enough to my original sketch to be frustrating but different enough to be good. Also handsdown one of my favorite outfits that I made. ALSO YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE I WOJLD DIE FOR YOU. Also, also, I realized it looked oddly like Hawkeye's outift and I cried inside but like.... I still love it okay?

YET ANOTHER ONE WHOOP:

@rogueinkglitch aka Crow Ranger!!

I hated the colors for the first hour of its existence, tweaked one (1) and was suddenly fine. This is what I signed up for when I decided to become an artist, isnt it? This one was SO FUN TO SKETCH bc the wings had SO MANY POSSIBILITIES to make the whole drawing seem more flowy!! I would never have thought up this design for a superhero alone and I love it to bits. (Also your face took so long to draw bc it had to be R I G HT DANGIT I REFUSE TO GET YOUR FACE WRONG YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME AIIGHT?!?!?) Also youre the ONLY boy here. It's amazing. Also one of the taller people?!??!

AND FINALLY:

C'est moi. @thewheezingbubbledragon aka Lady Ataraxia (Or Orchid to the public)

This one... Look I dont draw me often. This was a Struggle(tm) and 90% of this was on ghe fly BUT i finally got it done and i like this version MUCH better than the last one!! How much of a Struggle? I spent 2 hours working out a 3 color pallette and altered 2 of them, added 4 more, and didnt use one at all. I'm the tallest one here. It's amazing and hysterical. I'm almost 5'9" and not a single one of you is over 5'5". It's glorious.

(And hey if any of y'all are interested: I have an Instagram where I'll be posting these (with everybody's permission) as well as a million open commission slots! My instagram is @ commissionimpossible and I'll be opening a commissions tumblr in a few days, hence the @ signature in all the pictures. So yeah, if you like this and want to commission me: send me a DM and we can negotiate on prices, tiers etc! Or e-mail me at [email protected]!!)

All in all one of the greatest projects i have EVER worked on and i met a bunch of beautiful, amazing, caring people. I would willingly die for all of them.

Here's a link to the original post that imspired it!! (I highly reccommend skimming through the notes if youre on a dryspell for inspiration. These people are hilarious, imaginative, and a pure blessing.)

Sorry if I didnt draw your character, I was kinda busy and I only had time for 5 (technically 6 since i didn't count myself bc I am veddy schtupid) but maybe at some point in the future i can do more? In any case THANK EVERYONE WHO LET ME DRAW THEIR CHARACTERS SO MUCH THIS WAS AN AMAZING EXERCISE IN DIFFERENT BODYTYPES, HAIRSTYLES, FACES, AND CHARACTER DESIGN!!!!!!!!!

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suriel · 4 years

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I am having complicated feelings about This Old House.

I've loved the show for nearly my entire life, so I finally treated myself to the streaming subscription, with all 41 seasons available to stream! SUCH RICHES. I installed the app on the Roku, signed in MANUALLY using a fucking remote control to enter my 28-character password THAT IS NOT OK, THIS OLD HOUSE. Ask Plex how they do it, it is far superior.

so I'm scrolling through the seasons & realized that, in terms of complete seasons I've watched, there are not that many! I have so much new content to watch! I'm super excited.

and then I remembered how I began watching This Old House in the first place.

I watched it with my dad.

it wasn't a big AHA moment for me. the show wasn't a Special Thing [tm] we did, we just watched & enjoyed it. couldn't tell you what seasons we watched, which houses we saw worked on, where it was located, how long we watched, nothing. I have no specific memories of the show, just a vague feeling of sitting on the sofa, watching TV with my dad, and later discussing watching it together.

none of which stemmed the floods of grief that washed over me.

when I started seeing a therapist last year, because my grief was too much to handle alone, she helped me direct my grief into expressions of honor for my parents. I latched onto the idea immediately, and I've spent the past year or so using my mom's kitchenware I inherited, watching my hands grow to look more like hers every day, reading the books we both loved, using the skills she taught me to cook, can fruits & vegetables, bake, and more. she visited a couple times a year, especially Thanksgiving, and our lives were tightly intertwined right up to her death.

my dad's difficult, though. we didn't share much as adults, and in the 28 years I've lived in the desert*, I can count on my fingers the number of times we saw each other. we did some great stuff together, and I do have tons of memories of hanging out with him in the huge garage & workshop he built at the house I grew up in. both parents were makers, I'm sure that’s where I get that from.

but I still didn’t have any good ideas to honor dad’s memory.

my brother and I inherited his business & we're going to try to keep it running well, but I'm stumped for daily ways to bring his memory into my life.

and then I got the This Old House subscription. it's a little thing, but I started at Episode 1 of the first season, the Dorchester house, last night, and I'll make my way through the next 1,040 episodes, and it'll be a small way to remember and honor my dad. I'll think of other ways to do that, but this is a pretty good way to start. (Kevin is the best host, don't @ me.)

I love you, dad. Imma watch This Old House & think about making shit with you.

#dad #grief #tw grief #this old house #it me #* fuck I'm old

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jjkfire · 3 years

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I just randomly remembered Try Me Namjoon and I think imma go read the first 3 chapters again 💆🏻‍♀️

Don’t get me wrong, I am waiting patiently for the TM update, take as much time as you need, just wanted to say that you wrote Joon so well I still think about him every now and then ☺️

🥰🥰🥰 try me joon is the goodest boi. also omg you’re so sweet and ahhh it’s killing me that i haven’t updated the fic in so long but i swear im working on it. work is just so busy and of course this year has just been crazy like idk where the year went!!! i think i might get a break christmas week tho so we’ll see if i can crank out all the edits by then. huhu i miss writing try me joon because he’s just such a fun character lol anyway thank you so much for taking the time to read the fic and also for choosing to reread it (”: means a lot to me!!!!

#try me #replies #anon

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infinitelytheheartexpands · 3 years

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La Juive (Vienna, 2003): Reactions, Part I

In which yours truly commits an act of hubris by attempting to watch both La Juive and the rest of Parsifal and still make it out with some emotional stability, and also in which she attempts to rectify the shame of never having seen this iconic production.

just realized this one tune here in the overture is a very cheery version of “Dieu m’éclaire, fille chère” and I just gotta say...oof

that is a very large window

hey how about you NOT vandalize their house, chorus dudes (not pictured)

also THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND NEIL SHICOFF LADS

that is a horrible disguise, Léopold

why are there a bunch of little paper flags just there

oh that’s why

this chorus BOPS also those are some of the kitschiest costumes I have ever seen

you tell ‘em Éléazar

y’all are douchebags

that awkward moment when you two have a 20+-year history TM

Rachel is so adorable and I love her

this aria is lovely

so is this one

the inherent frustration of lovely strophic songs going to douchebag characters

ah yes, you are inviting an impostor to your Passover Seder nothing could possibly go wrong

(in fairness to her, she has no clue that he’s an impostor)

no one can sit in the chairs “correctly”...

also yet another chorus that bops

just let them through

fuck you and also don’t throw them into the lake and also also stop selectively using sacred texts to justify your own bigotry

Léopold didn’t do ANYTHING how’d they recognize him

protect them

how was Halévy so good at writing boptastic choral music

they have KIDS in this production?!?!?! that just makes Léopold look even WORSE

that is a very large chandelier

poor Rachel deserves better

just stop please

big day for Area Celebrity Baby

anyway, happy Passover/Pesach to all who celebrate

this is some really marvelous music (particularly for harp)

Léopold: ew this bread is gross imma throw it on the floor

Rachel: dude what the fuck

fastest table cleanup of all time, which is not a good thing in this circumstance because they shouldn’t have to worry about hiding their own religious celebration but anyway

she brought the two older kiddos plus her entire retinue lol

having to reach between the split-level sets seems a bit awkward to me but what do I know

I LOVE THIS TRIO

also why is Rachel still there

that awkward moment when you’re at your girlfriend’s house bluffing your way through Seder when your wife and kids show up to buy a gift for you

the kids, having nothing better to do, made paper airplanes

oh it looks like they may have been transaction records and that was Eudoxie’s way of getting them down

such a great business team

seriously they are so cute and it makes the last couple of acts all the more shattering to watch

you’re not helping

she deserves the world and so much more

also this aria and Krassimira Stoyanova are both fantastic

AND THERE IT IS

(I mean...good on you for fessing up I guess???)

OH HONEY

how about you leave and never associate with her ever again

well oops

“if you weren’t a child of Israel, then I would kill you...”

about that

well THAT escalated quickly

this is gorgeous but girl please dump Léopold

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME”

he’s a Douchey Tenor

“I DARE YOU TO KILL ME”

“well that went well” said no one ever

#how good this opera actually is on the issue of properly representing Jewishness is a discussion #which I do not feel adequately equipped to have because I am not Jewish and do not have any Jewish heritage/ancestry of which I know #but anyway #opera #opera tag #La Juive #opera liveblog #Halévy #Fromental Halévy

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HELLO HELLO, HUBBY ANON HERE, LAYING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I'M DEAD??? Omegaverse has to be one of my favorite Aus since I discovered what an AU is, plus my two hubbies? *clutches chest* Anyhow! I have another omegaverse one...How about the hubbies about to take care of their S/O heat, just to be called into a trial? And since the influence of the entity kind of makes the Heats only last a couple of hours instead of days, they miss it. And they are Le Pissed off(TM) tl;dr: #CockBlockedByTheEntity

Omg I love that tag

Imma use it XD

Jake would fucking lose his shit. Like, for fucks sake Entity! He has to take care of you! He can’t trust any of the other survivors!

The entire trial Jake would be trying his best to make it as fast as possible, which in this case means, gen rushing, and pallet looping.

Honestly, Jake would also probably be yelling at the killer in frustration, and just end up ranting about how he needs to be with you, and how dumb the Entity is. The killer would be so fucking confused

Finally, once Jake gets back from his trial, he’d rush to your tent, only to realize that your heat had already passed.

“... ffffUCK-“

He’d still definitely sleep with you though, as much as he’d wanted to help you through your heat, he knew the Entity was trying to basically cockblock him. And to that, he says ‘screw you Entity’ and fucks you anways.

Quentin would be pretty damn frustrated. Like, he was right there. Two damn seconds away from fucking your brains out, but then, the fucking Entity decides to ruin his day.

Throughout the entirety of the trial, he’d just look so damn pissed, and have this deadly aura around him that would scare off even the killer.

And as much as he hates gen rushing, or just doing gens in general, he’d gen rush like nobody’s damn business during the trial.

His main goal is to get back to you, and once he does, and realizes he missed your heat, he’d be two seconds away from slaughtering one of the other survivors out of anger

“I swear to god David, if you don’t get out of my face, I will stab you in the eye with this syringe.”

But instead he’d decide to just fuck you anyways.

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3laxx · 4 years

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Wind update 13

The new boy tries his best TM

Yo suckers

I'm back out of the blue with a chapter because canon material is pissing me off and I got inspired I guess lol Also it's been a year hahah Anyway I doubt anyone is still reading this story but whateverrrrr Imma just post wheneverrrr Also it's like 2am here don't judge me and I haven't written in actual freaking months so Oh well Let's pretend I can still write, someone is still reading this, and we're in the happy times of 2016 before the US elections and ML season 2 weeeeeeeeeeee

Ao3 / FF.net

As Carapace closed in on the fight he gulped heavily, his heart beating hard and strong against his ribcage. He was alive, he was fighting and he was well armored. He should be fine.

Right?

Suddenly he felt Alya’s fingers on his chest again, her gentle caress on the tiny scar that stayed from Hawkmoth’s sword. A wave of confidence and fear washed over him, a powerful mixture when running in battle, he realized.

Suddenly, in front of him him he felt the warmth of the fire that Flamethrower spread across the street, and just a second later he was greeted by the flickering hell in white, yellow, orange and red that expected him. He sucked in a sharp breath and jumped before his courage would leave him, spreading his arms to keep his balance in the air while he fell.

If he had stopped at the edge of the rooftop, he knew he wouldn’t have jumped in.

He came down behind the Akuma, silently and with a clenched jaw as he eyed their back. Ladybug spotted him quickly, nodding at him just enough for him to see, then he made eye contact with Chat Noir. His teammate gestured for him to stay on the side, he would probably lure the Akuma towards him.

Immediately, the fear was back. Carapace felt his throat blocking up but with a forced breath, he was back in the game. A stinging feeling spread through his lungs but he couldn’t let that stop him now.

The Akuma would stumble right into him, okay. He’d have to get ready for acting now.

With a precise hit, Chat forced the Akuma’s flamethrower up, so they’d lose aim and stumble back, then he shot the newest team member a look and Carapace knew that was gonna be his sign.

Holding his breath, he jumped and grabbed the flamethrower, kicking into the Akuma’s back.

With the surprise as an advantage, the Akuma lost their footing for a second, but the villain quickly caught himself, then they turned to Carapace, successfully twisting their weapon out of his hold and snarling with a grin as the violet outline of a butterfly mask appeared on their face.

“Ooooh…”, they smugly drawled as they closed in on Carapace, making him gulp and walk backwards, “Well, who do we have here? You’re new, apparently. Hawkmoth heard about a new team member, but I gotta say-”

With a broad grin, they listened while Hawkmoth talked.

“Yes, Hawkmoth didn’t expect a slightly overweight teenager. What, you think you can fight against me, coward?”

Carapace protectively hugged his sides, pouting, not knowing where the hell he suddenly took the ability to bite back at that.

“Hey! I’m not overweight, that’s just a little chub.”

A huge relief washed over him as he heard Chat laugh shortly before Ladybug cast her Lucky Charm, then his friend pounced on the Akuma and forced them down on the floor.

“Don’t let them talk shit about you, Cara!”

That really tickled out a smile as Carapace moved again, taking a run up and joining Chat since the Akuma jumped up again, imitating the heroes fighting style of trying to land a few fast hits.

Well, he really tried.

Since he didn’t have any experience in close combat, he more or less just relied on his superhero reflexes to not get hit in return, then he finally remembered he had a shield.

As soon as he felt the familiar weight of the heavy shield on his arm, he felt way more natural with his role, fighting suddenly appearing a little easier to him as he started using the shield as an extension of his arm.

“Thanks, Chat! I’ll just ignore they don’t have a model body like yours, either.”, that made his friend pause for just a moment, and Carapace realized he maybe shouldn’t have compared his physique to his actual job, but it was already too late then, “Well I mean, look at yourself. I really do look like a teenager next to you!”

Chat seemed a little more at ease now, since Carapace had smartly insinuated that he couldn’t be a teenager anymore, but the Akuma still got a small opening in combat to punch him so hard, Chat tumbled down the road, giving them a chance to make another move on Ladybug.

Faster than Carapace could react, they stormed at Ladybug and began using their flamethrower again since they had the chance again, and interrupted her thinking up a plan to defeat them.

Immediately, she was forced to fight them, Chat was still trying to get up, and Carapace once again felt his palms getting cold and sweaty.

No, no, not again. Not right now.

One panic attack today was enough.

Shit, what to do, what to do…

At that moment, Wayzz nudged him, making him take another step.

“Wa-wait, I-… I don’t even know what to do right now!”

His Kwami didn’t seem to care as he nudged him again, a feeling telling him he should be running already, fighting alongside Ladybug, or at least helping up Chat Noir.

Something told him he should be out and about, but for some reason, his legs felt like concrete and his heart was beating way too fast.

Until he heard Ladybug calling out to him.

“Carapace, get a move on!!”, she shouted at him, busy with holding off the Akuma, “Go help Chat!”

With a start, Carapace snapped out of it and finally sprinted down the road, past the fight, and helped up his friend who needed another moment to get back to himself.

“Need to get to the sidelines for a bit, Chat?”

The blonde in his arms groaned, his knees shaking and his claws digging into Carapace’s suit while he tried to desperately stay upright.

“N-No, I-…”, the more experienced hero tried but Carapace fell right into his words.

“I take that as a yes. Come on, man, I’ll get you somewhere safe.”

He hooked Chat’s arm around his shoulders and jumped away, a few streets down, where he ran into Alya, much to his surprise.

“Hey, you! Civilians shouldn’t be that close to the fight!”, he called out, not realizing that she didn’t exactly know him yet. Her widened eyes, and then her smile, made him gulp immediately as he remembered.

“You’re the new one! Good to meet you, actually, I-”

With a firm shake of his head, Carapace lowered the still dazed Chat to the ground and cut off her words.

“Look after him for a moment, he hit his head. He’ll be fine in a bit again.”

Alya was about to say something else, but as quickly as she kneeled down by Chat, Carapace was already off again, now finally feeling more confident in fighting the Akuma.

Having seen Alya, and most of all, having no choice but to help now since Chat was gonna be out of commission for a little, made him forget overthinking and rely on his instincts.

Upon arriving at the battlefield, where he noted a few more burned houses, he saw Ladybug visibly deflating in relief because she saw him returning without Chat.

“That stupid cat always gets himself distracted easily.”, she shouted over to him and Carapace laughed, shrugging and joining her side.

“I gotta admit, it was kinda my fault.”, he confessed but she didn’t scold him more than sending him a short glare.

“Well then you keep your head in the fight, at least. I’m not in the mood to fight alone.”

Just as she said that, she kicked the Akuma and sent them flying back a few feet, enabling them to pull out their flamethrower again.

“Shi-”

“I WILL DESTROY YOU NOW, LADYBUG!!”, the Akuma laughed maniacally as Ladybug lifted her arms to protect herself, but the heat never reached her. In confusion, she opened her eyes again and saw Carapace standing in front of her, holding up his shield to protect them.

“… I think now would be a good time to think up a plan?”, he prodded, nodding at the Lucky Charm, a small hard soap, that she held in her hand.

“Well, I roughly know what to do, but I don’t know if we can pull it off without Chat!”

Carapace groaned and pushed against the flames before the Akuma stopped firing and allowed him to front flip towards them, to land one of two hits with his shield.

“… So we have to hold them off for a bit longer?”

Ladybug shrugged, running to the side to attack the Akuma with her yo-yo from a wider range, allowing her to do harder hits with her weapon.

“Seems so! I need Chat’s cataclysm!”

As the fight continued on, Carapace slowly began to get the hang of fighting with a shield and having a rhythm with Ladybug, seeing opportunities where to cut in and get a hit and where to protect her instead. Shortly into the fight, Chat joined them again as well, still a little dizzy but overall seeming okay again.

“Are you okay, kitty?”, Ladybug still asked, wanting to get reassurance that he was feeling up for fighting, yet Carapace already knew Alya would never let Adrien go up against an Akuma again if he wasn’t at least standing on his own two feet.

“I’m fine, my lady, just a little shaken up. Now, where were we?”

Carapace chuckled as he watched Ladybug restraining herself from giving her boyfriend a short clap on the back of his head for suggesting a conversation during fighting again, not to worsen his situation, then he noticed something else.

A flash of orange and brown snuck past the edge of his vision, way too close to the fight to be save, and as he turned, he definitely recognized Alya cowering behind some garbage bins, holding out her phone to record but not caring about any safety distance.

Rolling his eyes, he turned back to his teammates, but they were too caught up in the fight to give him any attention and apparently, they hadn’t noticed Alya yet.

With a sigh he turned, already wanting to evacuate her, as he felt a wave of heat hit his back, then he saw the flames lashing out on his side, closing in to him quickly.

It was hot, yes, but what worried him more was Alya being in the line of fire, suddenly. Especially, as the Akuma closed in on him.

Thinking quickly, he leapt forward, pulling up his shield to do a roll, then he turned and landed inn front of Alya in a three pointer, yelling before Ladybug and Chat even realized what was happening.

“Shellter!”

Immediately, a green force field built up around them and engulfed them completely, forming a sphere of protection around him and Alya. The flames hit the shield and licked up the walls of his superpower, but they couldn’t reach them anymore.

Slowly, he inched back to Alya and shot a glance over his shoulder, seeing her lowering her phone, hopefully to stop recording. With wide eyes, she watched the flames raging around them, then her gaze slowly found his as he turned to her a little more now, curiosity flaring up in her brown eyes.

“Who-… Are you?”, she asked, and he knew she didn’t mean his secret identity. She was too smart to be asking about that, especially with what happened to Adrien and Marinette half a year ago.

“… I got a Miraculous recently.”, he responded, trying to stay vague.

“I know Chat Noir and Ladybug personally.”, she clarified and he was once again reminded that she had no idea who he was. On the other hand, she just reassured him that she had definitely stopped recording, “… And Master Fu. Why did he give you the Miraculous now?”

Steeling his eyes up front again he furrowed his eyebrows, giving her a stiff shrug before readying himself to pounce into the fight again, since the Akuma stopped attacking the shield.

“We don’t know.”, he gave the short answer, then standing up, “When I tell you, you will run down the street as fast as you can. I don’t want you hesitating or looking back, and in no way recording. Is that clear?”

She huffed at that, not liking being ordered around, but she did at least recognize the seriousness of the situation so she stood up as well, waiting for an opening where the Akuma would lose interest or be pushed away by Ladybug and Chat Noir.

Just a few seconds later, that opening was granted. Chat distracted the Akuma while Ladybug finally figured out her plan, then Carapace dropped the shield and urged Alya to run before charging at the Akuma again.

His girlfriend at least decided to listen this time, and really ran down the streets and to a safer place, but as soon as Carapace leant back to prepare for a hit with his shield, the Akuma whirled around and planted a big fat blow to the jaw on him.

For a moment, everything became black and he felt his body being tossed against a house wall. Chat screamed something that sounded an awful lot like Cataclysm, then Carapace heard an explosion and felt his ears ringing, before he was somehow scooped up and brought away, while Ladybug purified the Akuma and used her cleansing light to repair all the burns and damage.

The one carrying him, most likely Chat, mumbled something about the Miraculous cure not being able to cure superheroes, but at least he would be cared for.

The head of the green clad boy rolled around, against Chat’s chest and his arm, in a desperate attempt to stay conscious, then he finally fell into a deep slumber.

When Nino woke up again, he immediately felt every single bone of his body ache.

Was this normal?

If this was normal, he’d seriously like to quit. If he’d have to go through this every single time an Akuma was attacking he would not be up for this job.

Ouch.

With a groan he opened his eyes, his eyelids fluttering to adjust to the light, then he groaned again and tried blinking through it. Finally, he could look around, realizing he wasn’t transformed anymore, and recognized Master Fu’s shop, the relief washing over him like a wave.

The old Master had his back turned to him, working on something that made Nino immediately relax again since it smelled so good. As he knew his Master, he was probably brewing tea at the moment.

“I was wondering when you would wake up, young Nino.”, the man finally raised his voice, his soft words only slowly getting through his humming headache, then Master Fu turned to him and smiled.

Nino had never seen such an interesting mixture of smugness, sympathy and humor in a grin, and honestly, he hadn’t thought it to be possible, but as Master Fu looked down at him with a cup of tea in his hand, Wayzz sitting on his shoulder, he saw exactly that in the expression of the old man.

“Chat told me you got quite the hit. I can see that. He brought you here unconscious, and that is not something that happens often with the suit. But do not worry, he left before you detransformed. And we’ll set your jaw right again.”, the humored twinkle in the old man’s eyes was everything to Nino.

But also, when he mentioned it, Nino realized he couldn’t talk.

His jaw was probably broken, Master Fu then continued on, and started rambling about what to do about that and that it would only take a few hours with the ancient techniques of magic. But still, Nino would have to wait that one out.

Oh well.

He could imagine worse than having a tea with an old man and sleeping for a few hours.

Especially after such an experience.

ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER CHAP

#miraculous ladybug #fanfiction #wind #marinette dupain-cheng #adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #chat noir #ladybug #carapace #ladynoir #love square #djwifi #alyno #adrinette #im back suckers #master fu #wayzz

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