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montheline · 2 years

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❤️‍🔥Chemistry Placements In Synastry & Composite

I will be adding more in the future, just wanted to get this out of my drafts lmaoooo. Anyways enjoy❣️

❤️‍🔥Venus Conjunct Mars {Synastry}: It’s simple really, there’s a lot of attraction here.

❤️‍🔥Sun Conjunct Mars {Synastry}: This ones ;) lol. You can cut the tension with a got damn knife lol🔪. A lot of sexual tension. That’s all imma say on that one. The best placement imo.

❤️‍🔥Moon conjunct Venus {Synastry}: A very wholesome one. The two understand each other on a deep level. It can really feel like meeting your match, true love & your best friend all in one.

❤️‍🔥Moon Conjunct Mars {Synastry}: More of a slow burn, very sensual yet seductive. Push and pull energy too. Not super fiery and in your face like the “Sun conjunct Mars” aspect.

❤️‍🔥8th house placements: Deep conversations. Intense eye contact 👀. Constantly feeling this interesting pull towards each other and each time you talk it feels like the pull gets stronger & stronger. The energy between you two can feel lil hot & heavy ;).

❤️‍🔥Venus or Mars in the 10th house {Synastry & Composite}: Naturally look beautiful together. Can’t really hide the spark between them. People on the outside see the chemistry between them. The two might even be oblivious to it at first, until they take a step back and realize what’s going on right in front their eyes.

❤️‍🔥Mars in the 7th House {Synastry}: The Mars person gets all giddy around the house person & is constantly doing everything in their power to try and be around the house person, it’s so adorable. I can’t. It’s real kiddie. The Mars person is always making moves on the house person in a very noticeable yet charming way. It’s hard for them to come off “subtle” because their always doing it lol. But they don’t care about that because they want the house person to know how much they like them. They just want to be with house person because that’s who they feel like they belong with.

❤️‍🔥Mars in the 8th House {Synastry & Composite}: Self explanatory lmaoo.

❤️‍🔥Pluto aspecting the Ascendant {Synastry}: ;). I just find these aspects very….nice lol, it’s like the Pluto person becomes a bit possessive and protective ( not in a toxic way thoo, not a supporter of that kind of stuff, only the good old healthy kind😌) over the ascendant person in a very endearing way while the ascendant person finds the Pluto person fascinating. The Pluto person also enjoys having this sort of “power” over the ascendant person. Very nice ;).

❤️‍🔥 Mars aspecting the Ascendant {Synastry}: Instant attraction to each other. Both find each other FIoNE, ok maybe not fine for everyone but definitely attractive lol. A huge indicator of sexual attraction and also might even …get aroused just by looking at each other (just an fyi). Seeing each other for the first time can be very, “damn they finneeee ash” , or almost kind of take your breath away. Always a aspect I get when I first meet someone that I think is really good looking lol.

❤️‍🔥Sun in the 8th house {Synastry}: Very much a “omg your so mysterious and interesting to look at😍😅…your mine and I wanna know more about you.” This aspect can definitely give off that kind of energy. Like a moth to a flame..literally lol (the sun persons the moth while the 8th house person is the flame 🔥)

#montheline #synastry #astrology #astro observations #astro tumblr #random astro #astrology notes #astro community #astro romance #synastry observations #Spotify #SoundCloud #composite

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stvharrngton · 1 year

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💙, a headcannon

Every once in a while, Steve needs you to take control. He needs to lay back and let his brain just melt. And you are happy to do that (if you want to do a mix of sfw and nsfw imma love you forever)

we love sub!steve in this house! thank you for sending in <3

1k celebration

nsfw under the cut 👇

so i think for the sfw part maybe he’s a little exhausted, a bit burnt out from long shifts at work and old ladies and snot nosed kids hassling him all day so he just comes home and you’re on the couch watching tv and he just flops down next to you with his head in your lap facedown and your hand immediately starts to rub at his back and shoulders and you’re like ‘y’okay stevie? long day?’ really softly and he just goes mhm into your lap so you start to stroke and pet at his hair, raking your fingers through the locks and he just sighs contently. and you go ‘s’ok babe, you want a nice warm bath? hm? that sound nice?’ so you run him a bath and he insists you join him so he nestled between your legs, his back pressed to your chest and you get to press soft kisses along his shoulders and neck, catching all the moles and freckles there 🥺 and then he gets to be the little spoon in bed when you fall asleep 😌

but when he’s feeling a little more pent up, wound a little more tighter that he just wants to submit completely to you. and you can tell when he’s in one of those moods because he’s a little more needy, little more clingy and he’ll be all over you, kissing and nuzzling into your neck and he’s just mumbling like ‘please, baby. need you so bad’ and he’s already so far gone by the time you get him on the bed and undressed and his cock is throbbing against his stomach. his hair is wild from where he’s been tugging at it as you edge him with your tongue, his cheeks rosy and his lips red from where he’s been biting at them, he’s whining and whimpering and it’s so fucking loud. so you make him eat you out to shut him up, you push him back against the bed as you lower yourself over his mouth and poor stevie cums just from him getting you off, two strokes of your hand around his cock as you leant back and he’s painting his stomach with his orgasm. and then you cockwarm him until he’s hard again and then you ride him like there’s no tomorrow until he’s crying 😵‍💫😮‍💨

#steve harrington #steve harrington smut #steve harrington headcanon #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington fluff #sub!steve harrington #Anonymous #asks #k.hc #stvharrngton1k #i officially only have one thing left to write for the celebration 😭

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sugar-omi · 4 months

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Hi! I love your work! 🩵

Do you have any HC for MC and Cove spending their first Christmas together as a married couple?

OMG THIS TURNED INTO SUCH A BIG RAMBLE. YOUVE BROKEN ME /POS

(edit bc I called u anon, sorry I'm so used to anon rq 💀😂 anyway tysm I loved this rq so much🤭🫶🫶🫶)

Fluff, headcanons + drabble, gn reader, (after) step 4/wedding dlc, ooc cove bc my imagination ran away w me 🤷🏽‍♀️ , this is just rlly cute n soft ok

we all know cove doesn't care much for holidays since his parents divorce

but if you care for holidays, by the time you're married, cove's spark for such occasions has returned

your first Christmas as a married couple though...

he's basically lost his mind

goes on a separate shopping trip just for decorations and snacks

hot coco, candy canes, whatever else people snack on for Christmas idk

is pumpkin spice still in...? 💀

definitely goes a bit crazy with decore

wrath on the door, lights all over the house, scented candles, even a new welcome mat outside!

your home looks like it belongs in a Christmas catalog

even got matching mugs for you two

omg..

gets ornaments and stuff to decorate them

you both paint n decorate your own ornaments and then make one that says something like 'cove + y/n's 1st Christmas' with the year or smth like that anyway

I'll have find the video I'm thinking of, but...

rearranges the furniture in the living room and makes a nice bedding and snack bar

even bakes cookies!!!

sets up a movie and lights a candle and all that good stuff so you can relax when you get home

actually he looks forward to baking with you

doesn't even have to be from scratch, although he does like being your taste tester 🤭

you can task him with dying the frosting (although rmbr to look over your shoulder at least once, otherwise you're gonna have a purple snowman....)

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET

uses this as an excuse to cuddle

ALSO BUYS U MATCHING OUTFITS N SHIT BUT IMMA GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE

walks around in the skimpiest clothes like it's summer time n whines "y/nnn, I'm so cold..."

n then practically throws himself on top of you

squeals when you open the blanket or your arms and go "c'mere"

you know what he's doing after the first time or two, but are you gonna deny him? nope!

ofc he doesn't do it every time, sometimes he just falls into your lap or pulls you into his

or comes up from behind/rolls over in bed and hugs you from behind

grumbles n whines n pouts when you try to leave him :(

there's no reason you can't do a professional meeting with a 6"4 beach bum in your lap right? 😌✨️

DRABBLE

"y/n!" cove whines from down the hall, his big footsteps muffled by his winter themed socks and puppy slippers.

"yes, cove?" you call over your shoulder, eyes glued to the project on your computer screen.

the floor creaks behind you, cove right behind the couch.

he makes his presence known when he wraps his arms around your shoulders, his cheek on your head.

"its so cold y/n.." cove pouts, nuzzling into you.

you laugh, "that's because you're in a tank top, cove."

cove hums, silent for the longest and you presume his eyes are either closed or he's watching you work.

you look up, it's fruitless since you can't exactly see the top of your head.

"since you're so cold, even in that thick sweater of yours.." you sarcastically purr. "how about you get under the blanket with me?"

cove brightens, an invisible wagging tail and perky ears showing your husband's excitement at the invitation.

he bounces over to the side of the couch, flopping over the armrest and making you bounce, computer and all.

"cove!" you yelp, your astonishment turning into laughter. "what're you doing?!"

cove grins, lifting up the quilt up and squeezing in next to you, throwing an arm around your waist and squeezing his legs next to, more like tangle, yours on the ottoman.

"it's cold! i'm just getting comfortable!" cove laughs, nuzzling into your neck.

you laugh, tangling your fingers in cove's hair. "you're so silly! i'm trying to work!"

cove peeks at you, his bottom lip sagging, and he's melting you with those wide baby blues.

"c'mon, put down the computer.. just for a bit?" cove pleads.

you hum and haw, fake contemplating. "and why should i?"

cove closes your laptop, leaning over you to place it on the side table, almost knocking off the tissue box.

he rolls over on top of you, his legs in either side of your waist. "because you wanna spend time with your husband, and you need a break.."

he leans in, pressing his forehead against yours. you laugh, eyes drifting between his eyes and his lips.

"yeah?"

cove nods and hums, "yeah. you've been working for hours. days. months." cove exaggerates.

you laugh, cove's lips placing tiny kisses in your cheeks. "it has not been that long!" you put your hands on his cold shoulders, trying to warm him up by rubbing up and down.

"it's only been a few hours! also you're so cold! cove!" you exclaim, tugging up the covers trying to cover up your cold, goofy husband.

"then stop working!" cove laughs, his barrage of kisses ceasing, and he presses his smiling face into your cheek.

"i'll die of frostbite if you work another hour!" cove faints, laying on your chest and snuggling in.

you laugh, successfully getting put of you under the warmth of the quilt. "you're ridiculous. hey, get up, i can't reach the remote!"

cove snuggles in more, melting into your body. then he starts loudly fake snoring, snorting and going "mimimi!"

you laugh, pushing his shoulders. "cove!"

he laughs, burying his happy, smiling face into tour stomach. "it's nap time!"

you squirm from the vibrations and feeling off his lips and voice against your tummy. "cove!"

he leans up, watching you laugh and laugh, tears coming to your eyes.

he's melting watching you, your wedding band twinkling from the light and pure joy on your face.

you're trying to say something, telling him how silly he is and he could've just asked you to take a break with him.

but before any of that, cove steals a chaste kiss, enjoying the way your eyes sparkle and your sound of surprise.

you cup cove's neck, leaning in for another kiss, longer this time.

eventually you pull apart, your foreheads pressed together.

you're both looking into each others eyes, enjoying the sparkle, and you have a special love for cove's flushed cheeks.

"i suppose i can afford a midday nap with my husband."

cove beams, all but tackling you to the couch.

omfg that was a long drabble. um. I swear I'm normal abt cove

ANYWAY NOW BACK TO AFOREMENTIONED THE CLOTHES

every year. buys you guys matching pjs

and matching sweaters for every day/Christmas day wear ofc

omg he actually puts on the Santa hat...

thinking abt that "I saw mommy kissing santa" song n that's literally all the boys being goofs in the damn hat n ARGHH OKAY WE WILL TALK ABT THIS LATER

ANYWAY every year he makes you guys do a photo in your matching pjs

first set he ever brings, he was all shy n shit presenting it

this time he's like a goddamn goblin, sliding into the house with a bag in each hand

brought home a few matching items...

pjs. sweaters. mugs. he would've bought out the store if he could've

checks if you're gonna wear your sweater or pjs n if you don't tell him/forget to tell him, he rushes to change

very excitedly showing off your matching fit

will prbly jump up n down n grab ur hands n spin w you in a circle when u put on your matching pjs

he's totally normal abt you :)

jfc this man is so unhinged in my head im sorry LOL

I'm mostly exaggerating but he is very excited n happy to be married n do all the Christmas stuff as a married couple this time!!!

OMFG I JUST THOUGHT ABT IT

for the sake of simplicity, let's say you took cove's last name

imagine putting "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden" on anything

like that ornament I mentioned to commemorate your first Christmas married

or "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden" on shared gifts, or on a decoration or smth

my first thought was putting it on a sign, or window painting/stickers, or smth like that that says "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden Workshop/Sleigh"

idk it's just a thought that doesn't make much sense when I write it out lol

anyway I'm rambling..

cove is just super excited

omg he always steals a kiss when under the mistletoe so imagine him hanging it over your heads

he's a bit shy but still asks "first mistletoe kiss as your husband?" and how can you say no to that!!!

#olba #our life: beginnings & always #cove holden #cove holden x reader #cove holden x mc

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honoviadakai · 4 months

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How team Urameshi takes care of a sick person! 🤒

(I’ve been pulling my brains out all day and running a high fever. Instead of you know…seeking medical help outside of a corner store pharmacy…imma let my creative juices flow!)

Cw: mentions of vomiting, flu symptoms, lack of common sense(it’ll make sense when you reach it)

Yusuke:

First off

Why was this the first guy you went to for medical care???

Like he’s not the worst but…

There are better options!

Also, depending on who you are, he might make it worse by accident

Ok so if your a friend, like one of the guys or just someone he’s chill with, just go find an actual doctor

He’s gonna do the bare minimum

But not entirely because he’s lazy

It’s mostly cuz…how the fuck is he supposed to help Jin’s fever when there’s a mini hurricane happening in the room???

Like he can barely take care of a human

How’s he supposed to take care of his demon friends when they’re all different species!?

The best thing he’s gonna do is refer them to Genkai or Kurama

That being said, he does makes an amazing chicken noodle soup!

Everyone gets one big bowl of the stuff when he finds out someone’s sick

Seriously that shit should be labeled as a miracle cure or something

Now if you’re family/a s/o there is a drastic difference

He’s gonna be attentive

But he’s still not gonna know what to do beyond getting antibiotics and soup

So he’s gonna get Kurama, Genkai AND a doctor at the same time

He has faith his friends won’t die from a cold

His family and lover though???

Yeeeeah

He’s gonna internally panic and do what he can to help you recover

It’s a funny dichotomy tbh xD

Kuwabara:

It does not matter who you are to him

You could be a friend, a lover, a family member, a classmate, a coworker, a complete fucking stranger even! Mans ain’t leaving you hanging. Period.

He’s getting all the medicine he can from the pharmacy

He’s making you nice warm soup

If you need to go to the doctor, he’s making the appointment, taking you to the appointment and even attending the appointment with you!

The ONLY difference in who gets what from him is his lover & occasionally his sister get sleepy sick cuddles

His lover is also getting forehead kisses if they ask for it

Yeah, there’s a possibility that he’s gonna get sick later

But he doesn’t care!

You need his help! Repercussions be damned! 😤

Kurama:

This has the funniest dichotomy between friends and lovers 😂

If you’re a friend, he gonna do one of two things

If its just a mild cold, he’ll prescribe some herbal tea he made

You’ll be 100% by tomorrow 👍

If it’s bad like a high fever, he’ll come to your house and be the best doctor you’ve ever had

Like he’s literally a home doctor without the paycheck

Pure professionalism

He comes in, assesses the issues and quickly does everything he can to cure the illness as fast as possible

You’ll be 100% by tomorrow 👍

Now let’s say your family or a lover

He’s at your beck and call 📞 🔔

You want tea? It’s already steeping

You want back rubs? He’s got a rose scented lotion to help ease your aching muscles

You want sleepy cuddles while the meds kick in? Scoot over, he’s cuddling you for the rest of the evening!

He’s low key spoiling you

To be fair…you feel icky, you deserve it!

So just let it happen

You’ll be 100% by tomorrow 👍

…but juuuuust in case…stay in bed till you’re 1000% better 😌

Hiei:

…

Was no one else available???

Is the doctor’s office closed or something???

What chain of events led you to go to Hiei of all people for medical help???????

Like even if you’re his lover…why did you come to him for help on curing the flu????

He doesn’t know what that is!!

Like…if I had to summarize what he’s like when you’re sick….

It’s this

This is the closest to “helpful” he’s gonna be

Especially if you’re his friend/ally

He’s just…not gonna do much…

He’ll maybe go grab Kurama…maybe…

He might just honestly tell him in passing you’re sick and that’s it…

If you’re family or a lover, he’s at least more nice to you

Like he’s actually gonna check up on you

He doesn’t know the first thing about tending to the ill so he’s definitely gonna grab Kurama and basically demand he heals you

He’s not gonna let you out of his sight till he knows you’re 1000% better

He might not be in the same room as you the whole time though

Honestly he might be watching you from a tree a good 5 miles from your house…but he’s still making sure you’re ok

He honestly feels useless so him essentially protecting you is his way of feeling like he’s actually being helpful

Not sure what he’s protecting you from exactly when the virus is already in your body but just let him have it, it’s how he shows he cares

#yu yu hakusho #team urameshi #yusuke urameshi #kuwabara kazuma #Kurama #yoko kurama #shuichi minamino #Hiei #sickness

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winterchimez · 24 days

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MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny. ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

hi anon-ie!! yayyyy ok this is so fun imma just *rubs hands* cook up some scenarios 😋 (tagging the ones i talk to on a daily basis!! 💗)

@sungbeam acedemic rivals - theres something about you just being rivals with changmin and it gets on your nerve whenever he outperforms you but then all that bickering slowly turn into romance and thats something i will be watching from afar with my popcorn.

@from-izzy strangers to lovers - you and hyunjae (as much as i wanna mention the other guy but i won't bcs im trying to be nice 🥰) would meet as strangers on your first day of uni orientation, seemingly also ends up as deskmate in class and boom hes the goofy funny guy, always trying to get you involve in activities when you're just shy and reluctant and then the both of you start falling for each other

@daisyvisions best friends to lovers - we all know how much you love this, esp with hyunjae when yall be doing things that are pretty much obvious that's more than just friends 😏 so by the time yall end up together its more of a meh we've already done this before but then it gets awkward cs you're both now labelled as bf/gf

@aimeecarreros / @momhwa-agenda enemies to lovers - bcs of what you told me yesterday....but juyeon who's always teasing and bullying you...but then it's bcs he actually likes you sm but bcs of his ego he refuses to believe nor accept reality...but then it eventually hits him and hes confronted by you with a revenge dress and he goes oh. 😌

@snowflakewhispers mutual pining - realistically you and jacob would be having feelings for each other but then you both have your doubts (even though you don't look like it when you have beef with me everyday 🙄 HOWEVER it'll be cute but then the rest of us at the side will be all frustrated (aka me, daisy, elena) be like HE ALSO LIKES YOU BACK WTF but you're just "IDK MAN I DONT THINK HE WOULD"

@kimsohn unrequited love (but with a happy ending) - sunwoo's been head over heels over you since day one but you're always just ignoring his advnaces be like "this dude is hella weird", this goes on until one day you eventually see the other side of him, he makes you blush and he gets a high and giddy be like "okay confirmed maya likes me now i've won in life"

@justalildumpling rich kid au - ok i know it sounds cliché but hear me out!! na jaemin aka the rich boy from uni and he gets all the girls and naturally you fall for him too cs hell hes a fine-looking man but then maybe one day you are forced to live with him and thats when you see his true colours which makes you go ew, but then bcs of your personality you'll be like "i will change this man" (which you do) and he realises that you're not like the other girls out there

@ethereal-engene coffeshop au - you just give me calm sunshine vibes so!! you and woozi in the coffee shop, woozi as the barista (WHEW WITH A WHITE SHIRT- 😮‍💨) either you both work tgt as coworkers and eventually become a couple, or you would often visit the store not just for the good coffee but also for the good looking barista 👀

@drunkdrazed childhood friends to lovers - you're literally the sweetest human being so it would only be appropriate for this trope!! either with ten / jacob, you would fit so well 🥺 love the way how yall know literally anything abt each other and when yall reach uni / work and thats when you both realised that you're falling for one another instead 🫶

@h0mebody-heaven soulmate au - you're so funny and another ball of energy!! i can't imagine a better soulmate for hendery than you! lmao i can imagine all the chaos, the jokes that you both are gonna pull, probably asks you to film plenty of questionable tiktoks but then you oblige bcs YOLO 🤭

@strayed-quokka established relationship - do i need to say more, husband sangyeon and you're the housewife. you can replay that scenario in your mind.

@sanaxo-o arranged marriage - chanhee the rich son of dior's ceo ✨ but imagined getting pampered by him??? what a life it'll be 😮‍💨

#❄️ — asks!#sweetest anon! <3 #mutuals! <3 #this was fun ngl #def can do a pt2 if anyone wants cs the list here is already so long ansdjasnd

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gimmethatagustd · 6 months

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sksjshsj sorry i’m in a silly goofy mood so instead of destroying you with a pic, imma make you giggle. (or roll your eyes. either one) i have nothing in mind in regards of pairing so honestly go wild boo. 🤘🏽😌

Jungkook doesn't appreciate Taehyung's Men in Black costume, and that's very rude of him.

↳ pairing: taehyung x jungkook

↳ wc/date: 1.3k | October 2023

↳ warnings: jokes that you'll only understand if you have knowledge about men in black and the jada pinkett smith x will smith x other men "entanglements" lmfaoo, slander against the Heterosexuals, an attempt at roleplay lol (work relationship, infidelity, tae forces jk to call him 'sir' lol), tae is weird as hell (what do you expect?), a very unserious blowjob

↳ notes: this is probably the dumbest thing i've ever written in my entire life, and i love it so much

↳ masterlist / taglist

↳ what was jai listening to? men in black - will smith

Halloween 2023 Masterlist

“See that?”

“Taehyung, I don’t feel like doing this right now.”

“See. That?”

Jungkook heaves a loud sigh and leans away, the back of his head gently knocking against the bedroom door. He tilts his chin slightly to look directly into Taehyung’s eyes. Since Jungkook isn’t wearing his signature chunky boots, Taehyung is taller than him.

Typically, Jungkook knows he looks at Taehyung like he put the stars in the skies (and in Jungkook’s eyes), but today…

“Fine,” Jungkook concedes with a roll of his eyes. “Yes, hyung, I see it.”

Taehyung’s eyes aren’t visible through the dark, alien-esque sunglasses he’s wearing, but Jungkook is sure he’s squinting in a way that Taehyung probably thinks is menacing.

Taehyung holds up a small silver object connected to a thin chain around his neck.

“NYPD!” Taehyung shakes the police badge in Jungkook’s face. Jungkook releases another heavy sigh. “Means I’ll Knock Your Punkass Down!”

“Knock is spelled with a ‘K’ in English, babe.”

“Jungkook-ah, you’re ruining the moment.”

“I’m ruining the moment?! You already killed my boner! I’m not gonna do this weird fucking Men in Black roleplay with you!”

Taehyung rips off his glasses and lets out that little whiny sound he makes when he isn’t getting what he wants. Normally, Jungkook finds it cute. Today, his boyfriend isn’t cute in the slightest.

(Okay, maybe a little bit. He does look nice in his fitted suit and fluffy bangs. A little.)

“Why do you hate fun?”

Pushing Taehyung’s chest, Jungkook forces him out of his way. “This is not fun.”

Taehyung scrambles after Jungkook as he walks over to their dresser to look for a fresh change of pajamas. Namjoon’s Halloween party lasted longer than Jungkook expected, and he has work in the morning. He’d love to get out of the ugly New Balances, khakis, and blue and white checkered button-up he’s wearing.

(Dressing Jungkook up as a Straight Person was Taehyung’s idea, and Jungkook hates to admit that it was a great fucking idea. Straight People are very spooky, right?)

“But I imitate Will Smith so well.”

Jungkook twists around to stare at Taehyung, a pair of boxers and a white tank top clutched in his hands. “If you don’t cut this shit out, I’m gonna go Jada fucking Pinkett Smith on your ass and act like I don’t know who the fuck you are.”

Taehyung gasps, clasping a hand against his chest. “And to think I was going to suck you off before we went to bed. You asshole.”

Jungkook swallows and tries to keep his voice steady as he asks, “You what?”

“Nope,” Taehyung tuts with a waggle of his finger. “You rejected me.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“Yes, you did!”

“Babe,” Jungkook tosses his clothes back into the drawer and grabs Taehyung by his skinny black tie. “All I said was that I wasn’t having fun. But, the other thing, sounds fun…”

Taehyung snorts. “I shouldn’t have let you wear that outfit. You’re acting like such a horny dudebro right now.”

“Me?! You started this!”

Narrowing his eyes, Taehyung slowly puts the weird sunglasses back on and pries Jungkook’s fingers from his tie.

“Fine, I’ll give you what you want. But only because I like the fantasy that you’re some pathetic straight man trapped in a loveless marriage, and I’m your sexy CEO boss who gets to turn you out.”

Jungkook watches with a raised eyebrow as Taehyung slowly sinks to the floor. Seeing Taehyung on his knees in a full suit does something to him. “So now you’re a CEO? Not an alien hunter?”

With a razor-sharp grin that makes Jungkook’s stomach flip, Taehyung reaches up to swiftly undo Jungkook’s pants.

“Perhaps I’m the CEO of an alien-hunting corporation,” Taehyung suggests as he pulls Jungkook’s pants and briefs down until they pool at his ankles. Jungkook doesn’t even bother stepping out of them.

“Sure, babe,” Jungkook sighs when Taehyung’s pretty fingers wrap around the base of his soft cock.

He wasn’t lying before; Taehyung’s annoying behavior had killed his boner. However, the nice thing about being in love is that deep down, Jungkook thinks everything Taehyung does is cute. Even when he’s being annoying as fuck.

“Say it with more conviction,” Taehyung commands before angling his head to lick a stripe up Jungkook’s cock.

Reaching backward, Jungkook grabs onto the dresser to steady himself as Taehyung softly sucks the head of his cock. He knows Taehyung won’t give him what he wants unless he follows the rules of the game.

“You are the CEO,” Jungkook grits out, “Of an alien, fuck,” Taehyung swirls his tongue around the tip, poking at Jungkook’s slit to lap up the precum that collects there, “Hunting c-corporation.”

“Very good. Now, I want you to call me ‘sir’ since this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I don’t care if you’re cheating on your wife with me; I’m still your superior.”

Reaching down to brush Taehyung’s bangs away from his face, Jungkook lightly tugs the fluffy strands. “Please shut up.”

Somehow Taehyung manages to spit on Jungkook’s cock indignantly, with furrowed eyebrows and a deep frown. He runs his hand up the shaft while scowling at him.

“Is that the proper way to speak to your boss, Jungkook-ssi?”

With the tip of his tongue, Taehyung leans forward and flicks at the underside of the head, rubbing his tongue flat against it whenever Jungkook twitches.

“I hate you,” Jungkook whispers, the softness of his voice turning into a whimper.

“You love me.”

“Yes, and also, I hate you. Sir.”

Humming in amusement, Taehyung sinks further down until his nose presses against Jungkook’s abdomen. Jungkook can feel him regulating his breathing and his throat contracting and relaxing as he swallows. It’s enough to make Jungkook weak in the knees, and he tightens his grip on the dresser.

“Fuck, Tae,” Jungkook moans as Taehyung begins to bob his head. “Just like that, just, ahh shit, I’m not gonna–”

“Oh!” Taehyung unexpectedly releases Jungkook’s cock. A thin string of spit connects his mouth with the tip, and he breaks it by swiping his tongue over his bottom lip. “Maybe you’re an alien in disguise.”

Jungkook throws his head back with a groan. “Taehyung, please.”

“Sorry, sorry,” Taehyung giggles before he takes Jungkook’s cock into his mouth once again.

It doesn’t take much effort to finish Jungkook off. Taehyung has always been Jungkook's weakness. No matter how goofy he looks with the stupid alien glasses or how weird his idea of fun is, Jungkook can’t help but feel warm all over whenever he looks at Taehyung. Happiness radiates from him, an innocent soul– even in situations like this when Taehyung looks anything but innocent with Jungkook’s cock down his throat.

“Tae,” Jungkook moans, a warning that he knows Taehyung will understand. As he feels the burning pressure build up inside him, he lets go of Taehyung’s hair and takes off the glasses, tossing them to the side. “Wanna see your pretty eyes.”

They watch each other as he cums, Jungkook cradling the side of Taehyung’s face and Taehyung squeezing Jungkook’s thighs.

Taehyung pulls away with a gasp. “You handled that really well for an alien disguised as a Straight Man,” Taehyung chokes out, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“Hyung, oh my god.” Jungkook tries to move, but he feels like the bones in his legs have turned to liquid, and his ankles are still wrapped up in his pants. “Stop it right now.”

Licking his lips, Taehyung gives Jungkook a wicked grin. “Or else what?”

Jungkook covers his face with his hands as he mumbles, “Or else I’ll knock your punkass down.”

Only Taehyung can giggle so sweetly while on his knees in a fitted suit after sucking his boyfriend off. God, Jungkook really loves him, weird and all.

Halloween 2023 Masterlist

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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year

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FTCU

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, softtcurse, danivaletine, mortirolo, saweetie, glorillapimp, and 3,459,182 others

y/ninsta: fucking the club up with none other than glorillapimp 💕😘

saweetie: my girls killing it 😍😍

glorillapimp: they weren't ready mamas! thank you for having me 🥺

y/ninsta: saweetie love you 😘

y/ninsta: glorillapimp any time boo!

jackharlow: you fucking the club up, but I wanna fuck you 🙈

y/ninsta: jackharlow JACKMAN THOMAS! 😭😭😭😭

urbanwyatt: here we go 🙄

jackharlow: y/ninsta what I do, baby? 😟

neelamthadhani: jackharlow not you trying to act all innocent 🙄

jackharlow: I did absolutely nothing wrong

2forwoyne: it never ends

jackharlowsource: how is y/ninsta not pregnant yet? Lol

urbanwyattsource: jackharlowsource "nasty little bitch and I swallow" that tells us all we need to know

jackharlow: 2forwoyne not my fault she look good all the damn time 🤷‍♂️

dualipa: jackharlow I second that

jackharlow: dualipa no.

dualipa: jackharlow one of these days she's gonna fold

jackharlow: dualipa when she ends up pregnant, I don't want to hear a WORD outta you. fold my ass.

dualipa: jackharlow you act like me being a step mother is off the table 🤔

jackharlow: dualipa forget a blow torch, I gotta upgrade to a grenade

y/ninsta: jackharlow smush

jackharlow: y/ninsta you called my love? 😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow I miss you 😔

jackharlow: y/ninsta tell brandisimmons you need to hop on a plane to L.A. to get this dick

y/ninsta: jackharlow lmaooooo

brandisimmons: jackharlow no. your wife is working

jackharlow: y/ninsta what you laughing for? I'm serious and brandisimmons you act like that is supposed to stop me

saweetie: jackharlow you don't give my girl any type of breaks lmao

lilnasx: at all lol

sza: not gonna lie though, group chat was LIT two weeks ago

druski2funny: sza oh? share with the class

sza: druski2funny no.

druski2funny: sza just a tiny hint!?!

normani: druski2funny I repeat. bad bitches only.

mortirolo: this is off topic but 2forwoyne COUNT YOUR DAYS

jackharlow: uh oh here she go

mortirolo: jackharlow don't start because you can get this smoke too

urbanwyatt: 😟😟😟

jackharlow: I told yall Nicole doesn't like me

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes she does! mortirolo be nice to hubby please

mortirolo: y/ninsta maybe next week

2forwoyne: mortirolo I didn't do it

mortirolo: 2forwoyne oh? So my iced pound cake just got up and walked away?

2forwoyne: aight imma head out

claybornharlow: talk to me, talk to me, talk to me BABY 😍😍

jackharlow: claybornharlow NO.NO.NO. GO AWAY 😡

allthingsy/n: little brother choosing violence once again lmaoooo

claybornharlow: y/ninsta let me know when you drop him

danivalentine: CLAY!

claybornharlow: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

y/ninsta: claybornharlow MY BABY!

jackharlow: y/ninsta you don't get that excited for me 🙄

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes I do so stop lying

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta please come see your husband. he is complaining every five minutes about missing you

quiiso: please because I'm getting flashbacks to when she went on that girls trip and we all just about died 😭😭😭

shloob_: jackharlow is bad when he's away from her for a few hours but this was an entire WEEK

yungskylark: I could have smothered him with a pillow but I didn't want to have to explain that to y/ninsta

jackharlow: not yall throwing me under the bus 😟

y/ninsta: jackharlow smush, not a bus but an entire tractor trailer lmaoooo

jackharlow: I WAS NOT THAT BAD

nemoachida: jackharlow admit it. you were.

neelamthadhani: jackharlow you were terrible that week

jackandy/naremyparents: jackharlow would literally cease to exist without his baby y/ninsta

jackharlow: jackandy/naremyparents and I have no shame 😌

2forwoyne: I remember when jackharlow called her to figure out what temperature to put the oven on to warm up a meal she made for him

quiiso: and he called to see how much sugar to put in his tea

shloob_: and remember when he got that paper cut? I thought we were going to have to call 911

jackharlow: ANYWAY, y/ninsta soooo what you tryna do? 👀😏

y/ninsta: jackharlow give me 3 hours

brandisimmons: Y/N!!!!!

y/ninsta: brandisimmons my man is calling meeee byeeeeee

brandisimmons: GET BACK HERE!

saweetie: don't break any headboards this time lmao

jackharlow: y/ninsta YOU TOLD THEM THAT!?

y/ninsta: jackharlow one of your best performances and I couldn't walk for a week 🤷🏾‍♀️

jackharlow: y/ninsta hurry up so I can teach you a lesson

y/ninsta: jackharlow don't have to tell me twice 😏

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#jack harlow #jack harlow fic #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow instagram au #instagram au #jack harlow x black reader #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow fluff #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow concepts

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project-doomsday · 6 months

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DD Progress/Updates 10

Hello, my fellow Invaders! It’s me, EMatooney, back at it again with another update! Sadly, there won’t be a lot of info this time again, so please bear with me 🙏

The comic is still in its rough draft phase, but!!! I was able to complete 5 pages of drafts! Very soon, I’ll finally be able to go to the lineart phase!

I apologize for the wait, my full time job is killing me. I have been thinking of going to 1st shift just so I could have some time to actually do stuff, but since I just transferred to full time I’m gonna have to wait a while.

I have been thinking of many different ways to speed up the process, perhaps getting someone to do backgrounds and coloring but I’m still trying to figure that out. I’m completely new to webcomics after all and I’d hate to have to pay somebody since this is just a fan comic, you know? But I’m gonna do my best! I want this to be the best fan comic ever!! I just hope all of you will be patient with me! I really appreciate your asks and support!

Anyways, that’s all I have for now! Stay tuned for more!

- EMatooney

**Also, since you guys have been so patient, imma show you just a quick sneak peek since I’m so nice 😌😌

#progress report #comic update #invader zim #doomsday au #my art #dib #au #iz

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bingusbongu · 5 months

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Hello !! :3 i hope you are having a lovely day !! Imma here to request a Demencia x reader !! 🦎💗 // you can barley find any content for the chaotic gremlin/affectionate, Lmao-// anyways!-what about some headcanons with dem & soft but feisty gn! Hero reader? :> lol chaotic good x chaotic evil 😌 JGBFBGBHB srry if this ask sounded awcward im shy lol-ok byeeeeeeee ✌️

Authors note: omg thank you for my first request!!! I actually love this prompt, i got alittle stumped here and there, but goodness this was fun to write! We stan the chaotic lizard<333

Demencia × gn Soft but feisty Hero!

• Demencia first met you when she and the gang were out on one of their missions. You werent the target, they had no intentions of harming you but another commission they got. Another, entitled stuck up hero

•they were doing great! As great as Demencia completely sabotaging Flugs plan

•though, they werent prepared for when another hero showed up to back up the target.

• Flug was absolutely panicked, while Demencia was still trying to rough house with the other hero(and was winning too)

• Until she was completely tackled off her target, which winded her for a moment, before pouncing on you as you attempted to hold her down

• you attempted to reason with her, trying to get her to stop and just give up, but Demencia just kept trying to bite at you like a feral dog

• what she didnt expect was how easily you managed to pin her down, with hardly any struggle

• no hero actually managed to pin her down as easily as you had, let alone, you weren't spitting out at her for her to give up, you just pinned her down without any word. And actually managed to hold her down for a long period of time.

• of course, being Demencia, she managed to wiggle her way out from underneath you, and retreated with the rest of the gang

• Demencia, for the remainder of the time, had a hard time getting you out of her head. How you managed to pin her down so easily, even if she was giving a fight, you were strong. Alot stronger than she seen other heros

• she definitely made Flug look up some stuff about you, which would suprise him, but She would shrug it off and actually listen to the information about you

• the next thing she knows, she is sneaking out the mannor to go find you. She was curious about you, and wouldnt mind a remach with you!

• it didnt take her long to find you, she was a suprisingly good tracker, she followed you for awhile, observing your movement witg curiosity. How you talked to people so gently, like youve known them for years on end. Unlike other heros who basked in the glory, you were nice, and friendly to them! Demencia didnt know if shr should been disgusted

• she attempted to sneak up on you, but to your suprise, you twirled around and greeted her with a friendly smile.

• now this stunned Demencia for a moment

• you didnt attack her, yell at her, you welcomed her like a friend.. even after that battle.

• Demencia tried to tease you or do nasty remarks towards you, but you just laughed like she was joking. Making her stumped

• what was with you? You were so fearsome in battle, but now outside of it, you were... nice to her! She had never met someone nice to her. Usually they would run away an fear

• but you actually welcomed her into your home

• A HERO, WELCOMING A VILLAIN INTO THEIR HOME

• Demencia was just '?????'

• after your litter interaction, you would now find her in your house after missions, going through your fridge

• and you just let her

• you would occasionally go into conversations with her, while she would raid through your apartment or devour your food

• it became a routine

• and of course, Demencias coworkers wouldnt even care that se was gone, which atleast was a regular occurrence. They liked the quiet

• So Demencia took any shot she could to come hang out with you, and you always invited her in with a smile on your face, you were hapy to see her!

• and she was happy to see you

• sometimes, you would have to go on longer missions, and Demencia would be right there, following you like a puppy. Sometimes she would join in the fight just to bash someone in the head, or just watch from the sidelines while rading a nearby shop

• she found herself mezmorized by the way you fought, how easily you could get a villain down under you, how you could put them back in their place without a break of sweat

• Sometimes, she would just stand and watch you... it was unlikely for her, usually she wouldnt care one bit, but she would stop everything just to watch you deal with your target

• she never had done this before, it confused her

• when she got back to the mannor, she just... couldnt get you out of her head! It was annoying.. she even stoppd her daily routine of bugging Flug because she just couldnt think about anything else.

• why??? Why wouldnt you just leave her alone?! Why couldnt she stop thinking about you?! It made her frustrated. She was a villain, shenever cared, so why did she now?!

• once she realized she stopped in her tracks

• she tried denying it, that it was NOT possible, but your smile and your kindness couldnt leave her mind. You welcomed in the feral lizard with happiness and acceptance

• no matter how mich she denied it, it wouldnt stop! She would ask Flug, but she couldnt admit that she was going weak!

• you were making her weak!

• "oh fuck"

• she was absolutely blown over the moon by you

• she now had a new duty, to bother you as much as she can

• she liked you, and there was absolutely nothing you could do to get her off you now

#villainous x reader #villainous #demencia #Demencia x reader #x reader #reader insert #hero x villain #gn reader #MY FIRST REQUST TY SMMMM!!!

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iatethatupsblog · 6 days

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If Only They Understood 3

@okaaay-mice I LOVE YOU

Urban's Pov

"Bro I've never seen you actually care about an outfit" Jack laughs, "I'm surprised she said yes tbh she could have all this "Druski, "Yeah whatever all that is" Shloob laughs, "Dude I doubt she cares about what you wear," Sunni says as he scrolls through his phone, "Ofc you say that cause you have no love life" Urbans exhales, "Alr bro just wear something you know she likes" Cozane exhales sharply, "Alr bro"

Urbie Wurby Outfit (😫😝😌)

Zara's Pov

"Omg, I'm gonna die he's seen me wear half these outfits BILLONS of times," Zara frustrated bc she planned a fit beforehand and it didn't turn out the way she wanted it to, "Girl I doubt he cared what you wore Neelam says being honest, "Exactly he's not gonna notice," Nola says, "Ok I get what you guys are saying but I haven't gone on an actual date since yk who and I don't wanna look like I don't care," Zara says irritated, "Ok just wear this," Nola says, "Fine" Zara says

(I couldn't pick on so yeah)

3rd person pov

*Urban turns off the car engine and goes to Zara's front door and knocks* "Hey Urbie you look nice", "Nah that's all you mama", "Here are your flowers

"Thanks, Urbie you ready to go" Zara smiles like a little kid who got a new puppy, "Why are you smiling so hard?" Urban says laughing, "I don't flowers ever this is sweet thank you", "Anything for you mama", "Let's get going to tho our or we're gonna be late", "Where are we going anyway", "Oh you'll see",*They get to their reservation*, "NO FUCKING WAY SUSHI OMG YOUR REMEMBERED "yes ding dong," Urban says as Zara side-eyes him,*They get inside*, "Reservation for urban" the lady says," Yeah that's me", "right this way" lady smiles a little too hard in my option, *They order their food*, "Hey mama imma go use the bathroom", "alright ", "Zara is that you" Zara's ex Max says

Flashback

"YOUR USELESS YOU JUST A HOE" Max yells as he hits Zara,"I TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING TO THEM DIDNT I" Max yells, "I'm not stopping friendships for you, Your not special I've known them basically all my life before me and you even became a thing so get over it", "YEAH WHATEVER GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK YOU USELESS BITCH"

Flashback ends

"Zara are you ok" Max says, "What do you want Max I do not want to see you", "Come on baby I miss you and I know you miss me" Max's cockiness kicks in, "No tf I don't so LEAVE" Zara yells the last part, "Watch who your talking to Zara don't make me cause a scene," he says grabbing her wrist hard, "max LET GO "Zara yells again, "Your fucking lucky where in public by Zara still same old ass whore your always was "He scoffs as he leaves,*Urban comes back*, "Sorry I took so long jack called and who was that" Urban questions, "The one and only max "Zara laughs knowing she wants to cry, "You wanna talk about it, "Urban says holding Zara's hand, "No I'm ok this is about me and you today," Zara says as she still holds urban's hand,*They get done with their food and they get in the car*, "Today was fun urban thank you," Zara says smiling, "Hey maybe next time we can go play soccer," Urban says hoping Zara will catch the hint, "Oh your asking me on a second date i see" Zara says smiling hard, "Only if you want too", "Ofc i do urban",*They get to Zara's house* "Thanks again urban", "Stop thanking me anything for you ma" Urban says laughing then looks at Zara, "I love you Zara" ,"I love you too Urban", They look at each other and lean in and they(lets save that for next chapter)

See you next chapter

#urban wyatt #private garden #jack harlow imagines #urban wyatt imagine #jack harlow #jack harlow imagine

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itsyagurlchip · 18 days

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٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰Hell ofa Ride٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰

✰⋆⁺ warnings: crack(!) I'm mean full on (!) moxxie's pov(!) cussing(!) like some real vulgar things(!) singing(!) reader is aro/ace coded if u squint(!) Moxie being a theater kid(!) guns(!) blood(!) y/n is being used (😱)(!) gore(!) I probably gotta go to church after this-(!)

✰⋆⁺Maybe I just want to loose my mind, or possibly vent. Arentcha tired of bein nice? dontcha just wanna go apeshit?

✰⋆⁺ You may have been afraid before, but you aren't anymore. LETS FUCK SHIT UP!!! I wonder what caused you to snap? Better yet, how do we put you back together? hell if I know 🤷🏾‍♀️.

On the news Katie Killjoy announced:

"Welcome back to the news!!"

"Yes- and here we are! My name is-" Tom suddenly got pushed out of his seat.

"No one gives a shit you pussyfart!!" Katie lashed out, with her arm stretched out to Tom's direction.

"On this cockblocked day we have the weakest shit you can find! Nothing more than a shooting at Straight Pride Square!!" (I wonder who the hell named that) "Take a look!" she said, as the camera zoomed in on reader and Blitzø shooting up a candy store, stealing a many treats as they could.

The camera zoomed even more on (Y/N)'s face to show how hard they were laughing. The TV turned off.

"Oh dear! What's going on with them? They're usually so kept together- and, you know, peaceful! dare I say shy!" Millie had walked in the room, bringing a cup to her lips as her brows furrowed in concern.

"Id blame the boss" Moxxie says, "I'll be back honey" He sighed as he stood up and walked to the door.

"Love you Mox! Don't die ❤️" Millie cheered!

"actually do it fatty" Loona demanded.

And he was off! into Imp city he goes! Adventurous as he was, Moxxie did have to admit he was feeling some fear,

'but not onto the brink of cowardice!', Moxxie recited in his head. His finger erected (hehe) into the air as he thought to himself,

"I gotta keep moving!" The thought of finding his shy friend filled him with determination. Moxxie marched on forward, head up and feet dodging and sidestepping nasty liquids!

The walk was getting a bit boring- so why not sing a little improv?

I save dick by giving it cpr~

let's watch-

HOLY SHIT! A car zoomed past him at Max speed! phew! that was close...-!

*POW POW POW*

Dear Satan? is that-!?

*more gun sounds*

Unholy cow, it is!!!

"(Y/N)???!?!"

The demon was on a shooting spree, gunning left and right everywhere they could.

"Oh, hey Pussy 😁👋" They replied back, swinging the machine gun around. Moxxie brought his hands up immediately.

"T-thats n-not my-" *GUH GUH GUH GUH (please pretend these are gunshots) * "-name.." The imp cowered out.

"Don't give a fuck🙄. Anyways- look at what Blitzø taught me 🤪" (Y/N) said as they brought the bazooka to the sky, spinning in a circle as she kills off atleast 30 flying creatures.

"um- (Y/N)? w-we should probablygobacktotheofficebeforesomethingbad-"

*BOW BOW BOW*

The new gun they had sent powerful sounds, as well as blows, to anyone in a mile radius. Their hair flew back as the impact from the gun expelled as much air as the reader pleased.

"Uhhhh- yea, imma go-"

"OH NO YOU DOING YOU MAN WHORE! COME AND GET SOME ACTION!!!" Blitzø suddenly arrived, throwing a few shotguns at the poor man. *BANG BANG BANG*

"YEA 🤩 GET IN ON THIS ACTION 😝😝(PAUSE)" The reader added on, getting a double homicide as a couple died by their will.

"yo ass fat gurl! lemme get a piece" someone in the background, who definitely doesn't matter, slid unattractively. Man, where did he come from?.

It didn't really matter, they were gonna die anyway. You then mumbled to yourself in irritation, noticing you missed a shot to that cannibalistic grandma you hate.

"Damn hag...Also- to whoever said that, your mom's a hoe 😌" They said, instantly piercing a bullet into the exact person who said that. His body fell from a roof with a splat, with some of the blood landing on Mox's face.

so that's where he was hiding. huh.

"YEAH, THATS THE SPIRIT (Y/N)!!!" Blitzo yelled as he strategically headshot 10 people in a row. He threw a few more bags of ammo at you, to which you caught, as he cackled and crankled at the chaos surrounding this part of the city.

"so, why are we killing people? I mean- we weren't payed for it, so-" *POW* Moxie just barely missed the opportunity to duck as a thick bullet slightly grazed his striped horns.

"SAY SOMETHING ELSE MOX POX 😡😡I DARE YOU 🥸🫵 SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOU GONNA SEE A NEW LIGHT, AND YO WIFE IS GONNA SEE A NEW SPOUSE 😏😼😼" You shouted, pointing your weapon at him and thrusting your hips at the air.

"But I thought you were-!?" A gun from the background aggressively clicks. "I- ok..." Moxie fearfully replied, getting the dirty work done before he lost the love of his life as well as his own.

bullets pierced the air, as well as bodies, into the red sky, and onto the deep red ground. no one was safe from the reader's wrath. which is ironic because they're in the pride ring.

A few hours later, the 2 imps and the demon finally started their treck on home. that is if you can count shaking in a petrified way while being carried by your boss as walking.

Moxie started to theorize on why you had such a change in behavior, especially one like this! Did you have stinkmeaner's essence within you? were you perhaps a relative of the hateful spirit??? Have you unlocked something truly destructive to this hell???

And somehow you figured out how to speak with emojis? What the hell!!? That's a theory for another day.

Because that's just a theory. He couldn't prove anything even if he wanted to- Heck, Lucifer himself wouldn't even believe his words!

Man, it was a helluva ride. A ride Moxie never wanted to go on again.

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Hello, I saw your request page. Hopefully, requests are still open. If they are, can I please request some headcanons sfw or nsfw for Keigo(Hawks), Taishiro (Fat Gum), Toshinori (All Might), and Enji (Yes, Endeavor.) With a curvy bbw, beautiful black woman, big beautiful woman. (We thicc girls need love too) I can never find any good ones. They're all so lame. If Enji isn't someone you can't do, maybe you can do (Hizashi) Present Mic. I know a lot of people hate Endeavor, for good reason but I like the direction he's heading. And honestly, the idea of him being put into his place by a tiny sassy black woman, I live for it.😌

dawg i’ve been on break for the longest but i gotchu 🤝

n since i literally haven’t wrote in like an eternity imma do endeavor ans present mic, yk gotta spoil my bby😩

i went over board with hawks…

Keigo

aint no way this man not gonna date a black girl

on top of that i imagine her being thick/plus size so like 👀

Keigo is a ass man for sure ain’t not way this man ain’t about the ass

you’ll catch him staring at you ass or always wanting to feel it

he just wanted to touch you all the time

ONTOP OF THAT HE’S SHAMLESS ABOUT IT TOO

there’s a photo of you guys in public and s his hand is right on your ass while he’s grinning at the camera.. stg that got some news going

he’s the type to like hold onto your stomach, or like play with your stomach fat

and it’s lowkey annoying but he just can’t help himself

everyday there is constant praise for your body, like literally he’s always saying something slick but ofc in an endearing way stuff like

“hey do a 360 for me… now just do a 180.. gah dayum”

“but like wouldn’t it be funny if you just like.. say on my face.. hahaha.. i’m being serious.”

SPEAKING OF SITTING ON FACES, he’s like the type to threaten to throw himself off a building just so u can sit on his face, you think i’m playin he don did it before he will not hesitate to strike again…

whenever you do sit on his face he’s always pressing your cunt down deeper into his face, he wants to taste every part of you

he’s the type to grip your ass when your riding him, he fr act like he can’t handle it but chileeeee

he will have you everywhere

he’s also the type to show u off, like seriously people are sick of him

“look at my baby” this nigga squealin

but yeah he’s so sweet, his heart beat faster when he’s with you and so does his cock 🤭

Taishiro

literally will carry you, like stop bro he’d carry you all over the place

he’s so sweet towards his s/o he thinks you could fr do no wrong cause you just so cute to him omfg

and i cannot stress this enough .. he’s obsessed with you like your literally the first thought on his mind :((

another tummy grabber

he’ll hug you from behind and grab your stomach and just continue have small talk with you like he’s not using you as a personal stress ball

OMFG

he would kiss your stomach too like dawg whattttt so fucking cute

he’s all about body positivity so he loves when your feeling yourself in a nice outfit

especially when all your assets look good, shooooot he gonna be like “come here girl”

he’s also the type to squeeze your cheeks, on your face or the other ones

also kiss your cheeks :(((

he also wouldn’t care if your big spoon or little spoon but he prefers to be big spoon

when he hugs you he lifts you up bro omfg

yea overall he’s so sweet towards you and everytime he sees you he calls you precious cause to him your so precious :((

Enji 🙄

idk he’s giving sugar daddy vibes

he’s the type to buy you nice little silk nightgowns

and pay for everything dawg

but he’s the type to lay on your chest, like your suffocating but it’s a nice way to go out

he treats you really nicely and is in love with you thighs, he will buy you certain outfits that try to make your thighs stand out

during more sensual times he’s the type to kiss you thighs, or if he’s feeling more frisky he’d leave bite marks or hickeys

there was a moment when you and Enji had sex the day before you went to the beach and the press was there

you had to lie to them and tell them that a dog bit your thigh.. and enji wasn’t looking any better with the red scratches on his back

i think he prefers to see your natural hair out and doing it as well, because of the difference in hair types, it’s new to him

before you guys started dating you fr had to put his big ass in check, cause who tf does he think he catching an attitude with 😐

you would grab his by his tie and make his ass get on your level and tell him that you wasn’t there for none of that bullshit dawg

ans he listened 😋

but yeah he’s pretty good

he’s fr the thigh destroyer, will take your thighs off with a knife and fork

Hizashi

i swear if you say anything bad about yourself he’s gonna start fighting the air

his goal is to just make you laugh cause he loves your smile, he loves the way you laugh

but aside from that he lives the way your body moves, like omfg

you don’t think your doing anything, but to him your doing everything

he’ll try to get you to dance with him, cause yk he likes to see you move

and he has a bad (/good) habit of always having his hands on you, but it becomes bad because his hands will go to low… or to high..

like one time you were dancing with him and his hands went from your hips down to your ass

like oh.. we’re in public

or you’ll be cookin something and his hands travel up toooooo far, ans it gets you flustered

i feel like he loves your natural hair because he loves to do hair together at the same times

but i feel like he loves it when you get braids

another bad problem he has his whenever you get braids, especially long ones, he wants to pull on them

fight him. like actually

cause he will do it during random ass times

he lays on your chest dawg, and between your thighs

shoot even on your ass

be thinks the stomach gurgling sounds nice

like oh…

but he’s so funny during your whole relationship, and he’s so accepting of learning and adapting to new things 10/10 partner

i’m so sorry this came out so late, but after a whole lot of life events imma try to post a lot more :))

I hope you enjoyed it 🤍 Please Like, comment what you think and follow 🤍 have a great day 🤍

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