#immediately j switches channels to tell gav 'hey i need you to really focus here. theres a lot on the line.'

[writerofshit]

Who's up for some Jeremichael thoughts tonight?

They always sit next to each other during crew meetings.

Like its not even remotely subtle

If Michael gets there first he'll make a point to toss Jeremy's cowboy hat on the chair beside him.

Jeremy is always late because he's searching for said cowboy hat.

On the off chance Jeremy gets in first he'll kick his feet up on chair and wait until Michael yanks it out from under him.

There's always this little exchange of fond smiles that the others definitely notice but don't mention.

Most of the time only one of them will remember to bring an energy drink but they always share it.

They're definitely each other's go-to drinking buddy.

Everyone else will go to bed at semi reasonable hours but they'll still be up in the living room, drinking beers, eating McDonald's and playing some old video game.

More often than not Jack will find them in the morning still on the couch cuddling leaned against each other.

At first she tried to wake them gently, but now she'll just yell something like "hey assholes, it's now your turn to go pick up breakfast. Meeting starts in an hour."

When they first started fooling around they both tried to write it off as just a friends w/benefits kinda thing.

The fact that Jeremy would sometimes come to bed wearing his cowboy hat and Michael somehow found that endearing should have told them otherwise.

It took two months of Michael not sleeping in his own room to admit that they were something more.

This mostly only happened because Fiona sat Jeremy down one day to remind him that Michael is like a brother to her, and if Jeremy ever hurts him no one will ever find his body.

Both Jeremy and Michael were shocked to discover that almost everyone knew about their relationship, even though they hadn't fully realized it and thought they were being sneaky.

They weren't.

Trevor is happy to inform them that "We've all seen you two play footsies under the table, while paying zero attention to the meeting. You're not slick."

Matt is the only one who never caught on, until he tuned into the wrong comm channel and heard a bet with stakes he'd rather forget.

"So this entire crew is just a bunch of queer assholes? Like every last one of us, huh? Sounds about right."

#'if gav manages to hook a goddamn thing with that cargobob i'll blow you right here right now' #immediately j switches channels to tell gav 'hey i need you to really focus here. theres a lot on the line.' #ANYWAY ive been thinking thoughts so have this #also 'a bunch of queer assholes' is gonna be the new group chat name #now onto some actual tags: #jeremichael #ragehappy #fahc #ks writes