#immm dying

[nomaishuttle]

literally consumed by thoughts abt my freaks .

#theyre giving me sooo much inspo for the religious aspects of my world which. its kind of a feedback loop bc these ckncepts were already #vaguely there but i was iffy on them BUT my freaks r inspiring me 2 make them more concrete.. its all coming 2gether. #i think maybe there will be only 2 like Primary goddesses. names pending... but see. well teehee. ive got it all worked out ok in my head #basically one is life the other is death Easy we get it. so basically the gidt is when you die. sad. rip. first.of all. but anyways #rhen your soul is like there and then un reaper comes 2 get u so u go and then yr in the underworld OMG THE GUY FROM FNV IS FROM KY? #SHUT UP NVM THE GUY FROM KY IS FROM KY YESSS YESSSS Y3SSSSS YESSSSSSS #AWESOME. FUCK YEAH GO BIG BLUE GO BIG BLUE GO BIG BLUE YESSSSSSS #anyways. sorry #um. what was i on about KRBRJGBDKNF the wildcat coursed through my veins... #oh right..soooo in the underworld your soul sort of hangs around until its time 4 u to be reincarnated. n then indeed u do get reincarnated #immm debating. bc like. Obviously ... population grows #so im debating on if like. Can new souls be created. or should it hust be that the souls sort of... split in 2 on occasion. sighhh. i have #2 think abt it...but anyways yes. so you have reapers who take your soul when u die AND reapers who deliver souls to babies So that they r #people.. teeheed. but basically originally deathgoddess managed both bc shes the older sister and lifegoddess was just fucking about up top #having a greag time like. creating squirrels and trees and shit. but then people keep on dying and getting born and it gets too much #so dg basically tricks her sister into coming to the underworld. method pending... #but yeah.. eventually lg escapes But realizes that she can only stay up top for half of a day. and this is why day and night existtt we get #it... but yeah now she manages the delivery of souls and dg manages dead ones. #and im imagininggg another girl whos sortnof a scribe/chronicler for all the souls originally inspired by geshtinanna from sumerian myth. #bc originallyyy i was thinking abt having my guys be originally from sumer... but now that theyre in my fantasy world im judt gonna take #inspo. bc also it felt kind of weird to just be like. taking actual sumerian religion ykwim. but yeah #dg and lg are also inspired by ereshkigal and inanna. Obviously lmao. but im gonna tweak them quite a bit #oh anwhays. my 2 freaks i think ive mentioned them. Basicallyyt they were sooo in love abd then Aur naur they doid... sad..... so then they #get 2 the underworld they hang out theyre happy and then lg is like Ok time 4 u to get reincarnated and theyre like yeyyyyy and then theyre #supposed to be put on seperate sides of the world. and probably would never meet so theyre like Actually fuck this ! and bust out #and then theyre judt On the run from the death authorities for the next few millenia #and they can possess ppl btw. so yeah now rheyre judt running ariund #but also theyre so divorced bc being one of two immortal beings. and having one other person whos immortal. You get sick of them so fast #so theyre very divorced and have literally thousands of years worth of shit to bitch about but they also do have crazy sex all the time #anddd theres like one specific reaper assigned to their case and well theyve got a weird gay thing with him too... so yeah

[thesupernaturalhouse]

This started out as a funny snipper. How tf did it turn into a fanfic?? Also this took me so long anyways, pt3 of the accidental overlord vaggie fic

Alastor: shoves Vaggie between him and Rosie and drops Frank onto her lap

Vaggie: trying to process how tf a giant dragon got through an elevator among many other things

Carmilla: thank you for coming today. I've gathered you all here to talk about the millions of souls-

Vaggie squeaks so quiet no one hears her: I'm sorry fucking how many??....How- How do you check that?? Gets ignored

She's just squeezing poor frank like a stress toy

Carmilla ignores her: You own. And how their at risk with the new extermination schedule. And how we minimize the damage going to be caused by it.

Finally looking aorund the room

Carmilla: Zestial, so god to see you- ....Alastor?? And- eyes narrow the protective overlord

Alastor, leaning over to block vaggie form view because he's petty as fuck: hello! Yes yes, I know, I've been absent for a longgg time and I'm sure youre all DYING to knwo where I've been~

Carmilla:...no. not really, shrugs but welcome back anyways I suppose....I am interested about who you've brought though....

Vaggie: just staring out into space, regretting her life choices and trying to count how many people owe her 'favors'

Carmilla slgihtly concerned/unnerved: In any case, this year's extermination was brutadal. A good 16% of the population was killed off. With them coming back in only 6 months I think it prudent that we-

Velvette: just fucking kicks the door open Yeah, I've got it handled Vox? Are you doubting me? ME might I remind you? Yeah, no. That's what I thought. Yes, yes, I know, thank you V, see you later Okay, bye, kisses darling!

Carmilla: nice of you to finally join us, Velvette. Will you.....colleges? be joining us?

Velvette: What? No way. They have better shit to do than to listen to some old windbag who think she's tough shit! Haha, no. Immm here to represent!

Carmilla:...charming. now, back to what I was saying, we need to-

Velvette: waves her arm frantically

Camilla feeling like a preschool teacher: yes??

Velvette: well, on the topic of discussssss throws exorcists head down let's discuss

Alastor: oooo tasty!!

Vaggie: ohhhhh my god....whispering to herself is that Tuff?? Wtf- how??

Carmilla:......where...did you get this?

Velvette: doesn't matter. We found it, though. And if these angle fuckers can be killed, then the game of cat and mouse has changed, the boys and I have-

Vaggies distressed squeaking as Velvette continues, Zestial jsut slumps his tea

Velvette:....the fuck is wrong with you two?? Looks at vaggie leans downs to get closer....also you're new

Vaggie: uhhhhh......thank?? You??

Velvette: narrows eyes before her head snaps ti zestial

Zestial: we shouldn't go to war with such meger proof.

Velvette:...meger- MEGER PROOF!? ITS a dead fucking Exorcist!!! What more do you WANT!? A video of it being killed?? No- this is definitive proof- if you can't see that, maybe you're going blind old man.

Zestial: it may be dead but how? It could be by a demon, but mayhaps it died due to unrelated reasons

Vaggie: Well, angles have hurt their own kind. Wouldn't be suprised if killing was another option for them

Everyone's heads snap to her

Vaggie:.....did....I say that out loud?

Carmillas narrows her eyes: how do you know that.

Vaggie: I um...I....I saw it happening?

Velvette:....wait aren't you the princesses whore? What are you doing out if your bird cage hm?

Vaggie: I....what??

Carmilla shaking her head: we're getting off topic.

Zestial: Carmilla is right. If we rush to war the angles would purge all of the sinners for daring to even TRY an uprising

Overlords: muttering

Alastor: why don't we put it to a vote?

Vaggie: depends is one of the options 'can we all just go home pelase?'

Alastor: hmmm no!

Vaggie grumbling: I hate you.

Velvette narrows eyes: ohhh okay I see. Grandpa's to scared to make a move! So then there's no point in it huh?

*the respect less song which I am not writing*

Zeezi: pft, what the hell? we literally JUST got here!

odette:....mom??

Carmille:....meeting dismissed.

Vaggie: uh, does this mean we can go home?- gets glared at .....okay sits back down like a scolded kid as she thinks about wtf jsut happened

Vaggie to herself in a defeated tone:.....she never told me how to see how many souls I own.....how many people owe me favors?

Proceeds to try and calculate and count on her fingers and Alastor watches in amusement, after sending off frank, and Rosie watches slightly concerned as to wtf her friend did to this teenage child....and maybe also finding it a bit funny

Part 2 | Part 3(here!) | Part 4

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel vaggie #accidental overlord vaggie au #hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel velvette #Hazbin hotel overlords #Hazbin hotel rosie #This is the closest to the episode since I had to re watch the meeting scene to write it

[megamind2010]

Ladybug dies how

peacefully in her sleep at the ripe old age of 94 NAYYYYY IM SORRY

Assuming youre here cuz koby told you to come and yell at me for doing this and id like to say first of all im very sorry i just love tragedy soooo much. koby got really mad at me when i first brought up the idea and it also tortures me horribly too And we also talk a lot about the alternate universe where she doesnt die and instead she and casey just move to new york and hang out and get married and Chill Out

but in the "canon" ending im sorry yes nell dies (ducking rocks and bricks) IMMM SORRY! She's subject to the hereditary blue beetle curse of dying in a fight tragically young (she jumped in front of the metaphorical bullet for jaime on account of he's exempt because he has a much healthier support system than other beetles)

i'm a hack so i haven't really drawn or written anything concrete about it but how it goes down in my mind is your classic event/crisis where all the heroes are mobilised to fight off the annual universe destroying threat. this time it's aliens of some kind and while the league and the rest of the important guys are up there fighting or negotiating or punching the universe or however this particular one gets solved, ladybug is down on the ground in gotham helping to evacuate people and deal with some alien scouts/robots/etc that are menacing civilians. (casey has already been evacuated and is safely sheltering underground with a bunch of other civilians, being checked in on every now and then by some flash or another, & her general attitude is UGH Can you idiots get this sorted out so we can order chinese and watch real housewives...)

it happens while ladybug is getting a family to safety and an alien scout lands on the roof of their apartment. he ushers them downstairs and to his credit does a good job of holding off the attacker while the civilians get out of there - nell has no powers but is a very competent fighter and also is decked out with plenty of kordtech gadgets to help even the playing field :] but it's been a long day and she's so exhausted and there's only so much you can do when an alien shoots you in the chest with a laser and flies away and leaves you to bleed out

so there's nell with her communications down & unable to move & lying there staring at the sky full of invading spaceships and flying superheroes... if she could get someone's attention she might be okay but everyone is busy. it's a crisis! and nell knows that, she knows what this whole business is like, and she's been ready for something like this to happen for a while. nell is a very confident person but she isn't deluded about her own mortality... it's part of her personal philosophy that it's cruel to have too many attachments if you're likely to die horribly young (a mentality learned from the death of her mother and refined by the death of ted kord) so isnt it great that she doesnt have many friends? and that she's on okay terms but not super close with her family? and that casey doesnt actually care about her at all and wont be affected by her untimely death past the inconvenience of finding a new place to live?

lol

at the end of it all nell isn't really that upset about dying... they went out doing something worthwhile, they saved lives, they did the best they could with what they had, and they made a positive impact on the world while they were here. and that's about what he's always wanted to achieve so hey a+ work ladybug! obviously its not like he WANTS to die, theres always more to do, things he's going to miss... he'll miss talking to ted, working on gadgets and sorting through problems and making him laugh... he'll miss his family obviously but they'll be fine without him... michelle is someone she hadn't expected to get so close to, but she and ted both have booster to keep them on track

really annoyingly as she's closing her eyes the person who keeps coming into her mind though is casey. At this point nell is pretty aware that she cares about casey more than she ever planned or wanted to and has done a lot of mental gymnastics to convince herself that it's fine that nothing ever came of it (and now nothing ever will) and in her last moments she reassures herself that it's onesided and casey doesn't love her and he'll be fine without nell and You did a great job at not forming attachments ladybug that's why you're the best! but she can't help the surge of intense regret and fuuuuuck what if it was different and what if what if.........

here's my primo ladybug dying on a roof song

Nell's fatal flaw will always be her self-reliance and conviction that she's doing things the right way despite it all. if she bothered to communicate with the people in her life then she might be swayed on her views on love, or if she was less stupidly independent then maybe she would have been working with another hero and wouldn't have been in this situation. but that's tragedy i suppose, knowing how a character could have escaped their fate and yet having to accept that in this scenario with this set of rules there was no other way for this to happen

anyway if you'd prefer to think about nell alive and happy living in new york with casey then please do that. It's easy and free and it makes me smile

#i... i... Sorry #SORRY! #caseybug

[castielsparkle]

jack is talking to me and zo about. mary dying and then waking up and still having the worries as the last time as she fell asleep like "oh is sams crib locked did he get his formula his tummy hurt" immm. oh my fucking christ.

#cas.txt #Help. me #help us

[mangledscrimp]

IMMM sorry dy au lovers..or people who gaf..

I HAVE BEEN MAKING DY STUFF DO NOT WORRY I WILL POST THEM AT SOME POINT HAHAAA,, many doodles from the dy whiteboard!!

I’ve just been mostly dy posting in layton discord servers that i’m in :p (laytonposting hehehehe)

ME!!! ^

#mangledscrimp rant #i would post more about it…if people gave me asks about it on here #COUGH COUGH SEND ME ASKS COUGH COUGH #I love dy a lot I have so much lore rn and a silly ranlay fic with it too #i love diabolical yuri au I love professor layton diabolical yuri au

[heartbreakattheclub]

devildom on lockdown #1

this may sound familiar. it was something i never acted on cause i was lazy asf. so i'll try to do this again with various CRACK scenarios. dont do the shit their doing pls *mwah

♯ 1 : "Mammon's Adventure to San Francisco Pt. 1"

Mammon : Immm baaaaccckkkkkk! Ya miss me human?

MC : Not really (。_。)

Mammon :

Mammon : Fuck you too.

Leviathan: Mammon! There you are!

Mammon : Wow your coming to welcome your big bro back! I love ya Levi!

Leviathan : WHERE'S MY MONEY SO I CAN BUY THE NEW RURI-CHAN CD!

Mammon :

MC :

God :

The Wind :

Mammon : I hate ya too, brother.

Lucifer : Mammon! There you are, your late.

Mammon : How am I late I never specified when I'd be back!

Lucifer : *Bitch the fuck you mean stare*

Mammon : I mean I did! Sorry for tha' wait!

Lucifer : We need help moving all these boxes that are in MC's room.

Mammon : Why're there boxes in MC's room?

Lucifer : They-

Satan : Failed magic trick. That's all.

MC : How was your trip, Mams? Did you get mugged by a hobo?

Mammon : Haha.

MC : Well? Did you?

Mammon : Hahahaha

Leviathan : It's obvious he did! He's sweating and laughing nervously!

Lucifer : Nevermind that. Go wash up, who knows what you caught in the human world.

Satan : Yes, do that. Haven't you seen the news?

Lucifer : You expect me, a denizen of the Devildom, to know what goes on in the human realm?

Satan : Yes.

Lucifer : No, what's going on, Satan.

MC : People have corvette virus.

Lucifer : Corvette—the car...?

Satan: No. COVID...Coronavirus...

MC : Royaltyvirus, blah blah.

Lucifer : Lord Diavolo can contract this?

Satan : Lucifer, don't listen to MC. I took their IQ test.

MC : I'm smart as fuck.

Leviathan : Your not even as smart as a flamingo.

MC : Their pretty and that's all that matters.

Mammon : Shuddup, I'll go wash up aight!

[Some days later]

Mammon : *COUGH* I'm dy...dying... *cough*

Mammon : MC... Tell my brothers--I love them. Thro...throw away the shoe box under my bed and don't let Beel find it...p..please...

MC : The shoe box that has the millenium year old yogurt Beel had saved and has his name on?

Beelzebub : WHAT?!

Mammon : Shut the fuck up MC!—...it hurts...s...soo...muuuch...

Solomon : Oh be quiet, Mammon, it's just a fever. *cough* That I...also have. 😔

Leviathan : If it was just a fever why do I have it also!! *cough* Ugh...

Solomon : Diseases can spread???

Leviathan : True.

MC : Haha, Mammon, Solomon, and Leviathan have corvettevirus.

Simeon : Disease is not a joke, MC!

MC : Haha, Mammon and Leviathan.

Lord Diavolo : How did this happen Mammon?

Leviathan : Didn't you hear MC? We have corvettevirus!

Satan : *Coronavirus

Mammon : Well, it happened in San Francisco...

Everyone : Obviously.

Mammon : I was gone with Solomon.

Lord Diavolo : How about we hear Solomon's story first.

Barbatos : I agree.

Lucifer: I second that

Asmodeus : I third that!

MC : I four that.

[Solomon's version]

Solomon : (So, it really started the second we stepped out of the portal. Instead of being in front of the Grand Hotel, we were in downtown infront of the government building.)

Mammon : Aye! This tha Grand Hotel?!

Solomon : No, don't you see the sign there? It says San Francisco Government Office.

Mammon : Which the Grand Hotel is called...?

Solomon : *Faceplant* Let's just ask for directions.

[The two see a hobo, and then a business man]

Mammon : That guy looks friendly! *Points at the hobo who is obviously sick and has some flu*

Solomon : Ahem. No. We're going up to the gentleman, Mammon.

Mammon : Okayyyy.

Business Man : Oh hello there.

Solomon : Yes hello, do you know where the Grand Hotel is?

Business Man : Of course...

Luke : Uhm how did you guys get covid from that guy?

Solomon : It wasn't him, Luke.

MC : It was the hobo!

Solomon : Not him either...surprisingly I think.

Solomon : (Mammon had disappeared off somewhere after I got done speaking with the gentleman, and I had to search everywhere til I found him inside of a pawn shop...)

Solomon : MAMMON! What are you doing straying away like that!

Mammon : W-

Asmodeus : It's obvious what he was doing!

MC : He smelled... *Money money money...*

Belphegor : High five honestly.

Solomon : Stop interrupting the story Simeon's gonna break just look at him

Simeon : *On the verge of dying from constant story interruptions* (If yall remember that episode he got pissed off from Levi I have all respect)

Mammon : Well. I saw this shiny thing on the floor.

Solomon : So your pea sized brain just had to get it?

Mammon :

Mammon : Wow can you mind read?

Solomon : I'm not mind reading you.

Pawn Shop Owner : Hey hey, no arguing in my shop! Anyways sir... that coin is priceless! Are you sure you wanna give it up?

Mammon : How much does it cost?

Pawn Shop Owner : Hmm maybe close to a million.

Mammon : *Money panic* HELL YEAH!

Solomon : You idiot, you don't know what that coin is-

*Sold*

Solomon : Mammon...! Why'd you do that!

Mammon : You speak like that coin was cursed or something.

Solomon : Yeah no it wasn't.

Mammon : Good!

Solomon : IT WAS YOU IMBECILE!

to be continued. >> 🫡

#devildom.on.lockdown #obey me mammon #obey me solomon #obey me leviathan #obey me simeon #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me crack #nxhmir.obeyme

[nintendoneil]

immm dying for the knife

[wuruwan]

finding out the ship ive been literally DYING over alone when i was a kid because nobody would give them any thought (and quite honestly during those days what little people who shipped them just shipped them in a way i just dont vibe with) NOW CANONICALLY has sun/moon heaven/hell parallels to them IMMM MSOOOO NORMAL IM SOO NORMAL SO NORMAL

#IM NOT NORMAL #I NEED HELP

[valiumgf]

imm so lonely immm dying

#txt

[garoujo]

thinking about his best friend while he’s getting a bj but just lookin’ sad af cus he can’t get us out of his head & knows it’s just a one night stand to heal the pain :// literally just wants us to knock on his bedroom door and say we can’t sleep so he can ask us to lay on his chest & just falls asleep to our scent and the way he feel in his arms omg bye i need to leave for work iMmm’’MmMmM dying farewell (-_-;) — honey.

omg honey nonnie my heart i can’t take this pain,, the man deserves all of the love in the world so we better give ourselves a smack or end up having a sudden nightmare or something so we can go see him or else — i’m invested in this but we need to end up together,, we must or i’ll throw up (｡T ω T｡)

#ֹ ۪ ಣ : [new mail] #ഒ : [🍯 nonnie] #LUCIFERRRRRRRR #i can’t take this pain sob

[eyewussjack]

[playin some drinking game]

Tim: never have I ever stolen anything

Brian: that's a lie. you stole my heart

Tim: ...bro

Brian: bro.

Alex: oh my god, get a room

#marble hornets #mh #incorrect quotes #incorrect marble hornets quotes #incorrect marble hornets #mh brian #mh tim #mh alex #brian thomas #tim wright #source: tumblr #immm dying #brim

[rickity-moved]

justin roiland is a god and I can say I've touched god

#well we hugged but .... I #immm dying #it probably won't come to Canada #SO AMERICA #I NEED U #TO SEND ME SCHEUZAN SAUCE #GET AN EXTRA PACKET OR SMTH #BUT #🅱️LEASE

[toestalucia]

speaking of msq, but spoilers this time, but the fact they went back to having captain close to death Again is so funny

#stardust speaking ! #gbf spoilers// #death mention// #like. first of all its how the entire series starts #secondly there was the yr when we got right behind u & robomi z close to e/o. and neither was a good time for captain #idk if wmtsb was before or after but that sure was something too #then. act 2 ends. and captain jumps off an island #(i go into a lengthy gran&cain parallel discussion due to how theyve both rushed to save a kid in the sr fate. and also cain running after #captain but ultimately stopping at the edge. and then the entire start of his grand. depression.) #then captain&lyria gets separated. gran str8up. almost dies. like. legit. almost dies. literally on the verge of dying. #AND THEN THEY GET SEPARATED AGAIN SOME CHS L8R IMMM LMMFMAAAAAOOO #i love act3 its so great #the manga is cool cuz gran&lyria mirrors e/os wounds #but ingame havent superdone anything w it until act3 #man i love main quest #for someone whos favs are erste. i have a lot to say about nalhe #the closer we get to june the more often yall gonna have to reread the same 5 msq posts i always make

[chrisbangs]

#HELPPELLEPEP MEEMEMMEMEEM 🤣🔫 IM SOOSOSOSOS #LETS GO WITH SOONIE DOONGIE DORI IM GONNA PASS AWAY #FOR ME ITS THE WAY HE DREW MINHOS ICONIC FACE ON THE CAKE IM GONNA PASSS wayayayyayayauaAAAAAAAA A #IMMM M SOSOSOSOS SADNDNDDN EVERYONENE !!!!!! #MINCHANERS IM SO SAD !!!!! 😭😭😭😭 #li.txt #i'm dying 💔😭

[kikatouka]

Never paid for any stream before but MY GOD never have i been so tempted to be a member.... The simping truly never stops hhhhhh anyway VALKYRAE SUPREMACY LETS GOOOOOO

#lulublurb #im dying she's so pretty and cute immm. im so gay #valkyrae

[pengumi12]

I was meaning to do this when I hit 50 but with all the renovating... I kinda didn't notice...

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Now, I am still open to writing headcanons and doing drawing requests.....

#yoooooo #plllllzzzz #immm #dying #of boredom #i want school #this sucks #corona...... #i hate this #i hate corona #so if it is me being asked to or forced to so something #i will be super happy